EJ's Neato Stat: Chuck Learns Spanish

Chuck gets a lesson in Spanish in this edition of Neat-O.

[@sufferationist]

Chuck evidently thinks about eight different phrases mean "my friend"

[@cantoxii6016]

yes because everyone's a friend to the chuckster

[@mmmmm_monke8828]

@@cantoxii6016 not the big ole women down in San Antonio😂

[@XarnesGaming]

@@mmmmm_monke8828 Victoria's a secret down there

[@mmmmm_monke8828]

@@XarnesGaming nice profile pic

[@tobiojo10]

When ernie loses it then you know it's comedy gold

[@vinceniederman3235]

Yup I Love Ernie Johnson He's So Funny!

[@seantaylor4323]

Yall got the same humor as earnie

[@RONEFFECT]

yea when Chuck got mad at Shaq because of the "its 1 2 3 not 1 2 back to 1 " was way funnier me to because of Ernie

[@kentarostory9961]

I totally agree!!! I love Ernie man!!!

[@danieldimeglio7266]

Hahahaha yes bro! Well said 😂😂

[@_kickroxx_9706]

Man I wish I had a job backstage at TNT to witness all of this live!!

[@joshvilla2785]

Honestly right!!!

[@TheSpokenWisdom]

+Jordan Morales Best Job ever.! I always hear them cracking up in the background and then the jealousy sinks in lol

[@RandomShowerThoughts]

Same

[@irvingjimenez3516]

Ernie is having the laugh of his life hahaha. Love this Inside the NBA squad.

[@NeoAndersonChannel1]

No the laugh of his life was the "1,2, 3 not 1, 2 - back to 1" from Shaq. But this is a close #2

[@dannyrangel9078]

They always coming at my boy chuck😂😂😂😂

[@skeeter1858]

Cause he can take a joke unlike shaq

[@davidtran2026]

The last 3 questions were killer, especially if you watched a previous segment on Inside the NBA about Chuck's story about his bracelet.

[@FINNMegurine]

Yes hahaha

[@jttorrio2441]

Towels were OWN

[@thejflores1219]

One of them should have been “San Antonio tiene mujeres muy grandes”

[@gogotero99]

Porque San Antonio esta molesto contigo Chuck?

[@flakesofgoat2686]

JAKAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJA

[@weiyu114]

I don’t know Spanish but I get what you’re saying.

[@gs8gam1ng80]

that wheezing laugh at 3:38 gets me everytime lol

[@vinceniederman3235]

Me Too!

[@creydadj]

Shaq man

[@Fifthcell]

@@creydadj that was EJ

[@rafaeladinis4109]

I love EJ laughing hahahaha

[@quentinpresley2008]

Fr 😂

[@_MezzoForte23]

The little laugh at 4:30 cuz Ernie can't hold it in is just amazing

[@vinceniederman3235]

The Laughs EJ Does From 3:38 to 4:34 is Comedy Gold!

[@russBwright]

00:13 Ernie forgets to say “unsullied by sponsorships” because he’s so excited for this segment

[@MikeBrownLegend]

He can barely contain his laughter even in the beginning

[@matrix9789]

I love how he adds “my friend” to everything!

[@envgaming]

There is no greater joy in life than hearing Ernie Johnson laughing. Bless that man

[@altie29]

EJ was DYING at the last three ahahaha

[@axelstone7325]

The “Señol” doing the Spanish speaking needs a lesson or two as well.

[@ericgittleman4324]

That's a feature of the Caribbean accent, i.e., Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic. Whomever provided the voice was probably from either of those two places. In Andalucía (the south of Spain) the opposite is true: Ls sound like Rs, such as "curtura." Of course, that does not excuse the character generator operator from poor transcription.

[@sclogse1]

You know, the thing is, Chucks face when he smiles still has that natural childs sweetness that most men lose. He smiles, doesn't get it, and makes everybody smile too. Somebody else who has that, and has to be very careful when he plays bad guys, is Jon Voight. He's great as a bad guy now, but as soon as he smiles, he still looks like a big kid.

[@nchakrou]

that was probably the funniest moment ever on this show!

[@kelechic.jemelumba9981]

the Phoenix rants are up there too along with the diaper change

[@Xkingluis23]

+Christian 0000 chuck's bracelet story may be GOAT

[@kelechic.jemelumba9981]

King he has too many but my personal fav is the kazaam joke on Shaq, that was gold

[@Xkingluis23]

+Christian 0000 which one?

[@frevazz3364]

The steam room story was the best ever on Inside the NBA, and television in general, but this is up there. The steam room story was soo good that they used jokes from that for this segment.

[@MrThatbme43]

Me voy,My dog!!! HAHAHAHAH

[@hd2face394]

What About Bob 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theprodigyhq9871]

What About Bob that one had me crying

[@tomc9641]

Kenny and EJ clearly know the joke, and probably the Spanish. But you can tell from him face Shaq wouldn't of had a clue if he'd been asked

[@JanetMarieRose73]

LOL I think Ernie, Kenny and Shaq were given the answers ahead of time!

[@chrismatzenbach1967]

I’m actually really impress of Kenny remembers that much Spanish from just four years in college. He’s probably travelled abroad a bunch so maybe he practices. He was laughing about as soon as the words came up so yeah either he’s good or they all had the answers but chuck

[@randyangel9412]

Tom C I don’t get it

[@TheDendra7]

@@chrismatzenbach1967 it was very basic...a buffoon would understand those after having watched a few soap operas, let alone studied the language

[@vanchark]

@@TheDendra7 you sound like a hater

[@frevazz3364]

"Can I have your bracelet" "mi amigo" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zack2292]

The laugh at 3:59 had my looking around to see if a demon was watching me💀

[@davidrichardson8523]

I love these guys. So much positive energy, I always get excited when I see a new post.

[@lvfootball41]

Subscribe to run through the tape. He posts full episodes.

[@davidrichardson8523]

+Eaglesfan41 thanks man I appreciate it. By the way I'm an eagles fan to!

[@williamsmith4212]

yo Charles Barkley is the funniest person...every time I watch him I can't stop laughing...he needs his own show or a show with just him and shaq

[@kelechic.jemelumba9981]

he's the funny uncle or old head

[@damiester1]

lol nah, Shaq's being carried.

[@tobiojo10]

william smith nah Bro, EJ is the glue that keeps it all together

[@12WeMet1]

That ms the hardest I’ve ever seen EJ laugh haha

[@free2play]

"We got to get it in before trump put the wall up" LOL

[@NITROUSOXIDE921]

lol

[@MCFoultier]

what you mean those were the days, they are still the same

[@kalebcurryross4406]

That is so funny 😂

[@xavimontagud1918]

free2play sabes que el español no proviene de México no? You know that Spanish does not come from Mexico,does it?

[@bobbywall172]

Trump is my man, chuck, so are you!!

[@vinceniederman3235]

Seeing EJ Losing It is So Funny At The Last 3 Ones LOL!

[@azharizalfajar2337]

This is maybe one of the best E.J's Neat-O Stat of The Night ever. ever. ever. Unless you don't get the joke. LOL

[@106andie]

I didn’t know Ernie knew Spanish, I loved how hilarious the questions got progressively 😂

[@louneau]

omg.... I laugh to hard by watching this, Chuck is something else man.😂😂😂

[@hashir5347]

Every time im having a bad day i watch this show. They have great chemistry.

[@alpha9659]

03:35 - 03:40 ... That laugh though 😂

[@vinceniederman3235]

Ernie Johnson's Laugh Was So Priceless!

[@freakmetal23]

Omg you guys had me cracking up. I speak Spanish and this was hilarious.

[@nikiedmonds6236]

Ernie was cracking up! 😂😂😂😂

[@Itsmeshree99]

3:46 he still has that bracelet😂😂😂

[@bschro7146]

I could literally learn Spanish better by watching Chuck mess up Spanish than in an actual college course haha

[@ivanbatista95]

Omg can these guys never retire

[@tejas81]

4:43 Shaq be like "ha ha its not funny cuz its not my joke"

[@Jeff-ex2iq]

3:38 i think Ernie got a asthma attack

[@heartsolesneakerclub7829]

Ernie laughing was the icing on the cake lol

[@vinceniederman3235]

@Sole Search Yup LOL Ernie Johnson Kills Me Big Time!

[@puffpuffgreenstuff]

Oh man this had me rolling ahaha always can count on chuck for a good laugh

[@CarolusXCI]

"no more diet my friend" hahaha

[@RetroRogue.]

I've said it for a long time. They need to turn this into a show. I could listen to them for ever definitely 4 hours.

[@Chilax]

Kenny actually knows his Spanish

[@therealneal3034]

Chilax I think his wife is Hispanic 😂

[@jaeehovaa]

The Real Neal no she ain't she's from England , and is black and white lol .

[@uninterruptedrhythm4104]

Kenny knows spanish, he used to play in Houston

[@chrismatzenbach1967]

It really impressed me. He said during it he took four years in college, that’s actually not a lot unless you keep it up and practice over the years. Obvs he can travel whenever wherever but he clearly keeps up on it. Smart dude

[@imallfordabulls]

Pure gold.

[@oN3xShOtxkilL]

“grandes mujeres ole en San Antonio” - Señor Barkley

[@jonathantrauner3742]

The best video, it never stops getting hilarious

[@deannalarsen7161]

I love when Ernie loses it. Always cracks me up!

[@scottanderson9887]

Can my mans Ernie get a sponsorship for this segment? He deserves it

[@LaTrey_95]

"No you cant have my bracelet" 😂😂😂

[@louisv1906]

30 seconds in and I'm dying 😂

[@markgilmateo3658]

The Steam Room really is a classic. That should be top of the best moments of the decade!

[@otaviofrn_adv]

So classic that the podcast hosted by Chuck and Ernie is called "the steam room"

[@todddole5844]

Ernie killing me😂 Love that guy

[@Matt_Zink]

Ernie’s laugh is the best part of the whole thing

[@isboredandonline]

Man, EJ losing it to this is the best

[@vinceniederman3235]

Yup During The Last One LOL!

[@vinceniederman3235]

Nothing is More Fun Then Hearing Ernie Johnson Losing It During This Segment It's Comedy Gold!

[@dieegotexeneize]

Loved how Kenny loses it with the last one

[@DeAdLiNebg]

Watch Chuck's bracelet story if you haven't already :D It would make more sense why they are laughing so much.

[@billykotsos4642]

This segment alone deserves an Emmy

[@thealphabet5073]

EJ is a legend! Respect!

[@b4Sed1593]

This needs to be a yearly thing

[@UncaTammyShow]

LOL I love this show

[@DoubleYT]

Ernie's laughs on the last 3: Squealing Pig, Demon knocking at the door, man getting strangled. I don't know if this or "1, 2, back to 1" was better

[@leemsadventures1007]

"Hello my friend" 😭😂

[@SuperBryant1985]

That's had me Rollin tho I'm still learning my Spanish to. But Chuck is almost there tho the last three in Spanish was the funniest

[@matsosa]

If you don’t know why the Spanish sentences were so funny, I highly recommend you watch the clip of Chuck explaining how he got the bracelet he’s wearing😂😂

[@joeyslats31]

the bracelet story references!

[@guccilou814]

Bruh Earnie’s laugh has me dead

[@vincentvalenzuela6972]

a beer please lol we all could understand that lol

[@tracieoshiro9618]

Love you guys! Hilarious

[@WEBBER_]

"I got hello right!"

[@HeyFrank]

Even the spanish ones were poorly written lol!

[@linkin0983]

The only one was "dietea" lol

[@Ninplayer543]

There was also "tenel" instead of "tener"

[@litedaya7657]

R. Vered it is not wrong, just frowned upon. Lol

[@efisgpr]

@@linkin0983 DÓNDE (not "DONDE"....even though it's OK since it was all caps..) PODRÍA not PODRIA.... debatable as well since it's OK to forget it when it's all caps & "tenel" should be tener

[@edgaraurelius]

​@@linkin0983 In addition to the already mentioned "tenel", the last one goes from formal (usted) "podría" to informal (tú) with "ponerte tu toalla".

[@zotzcrew1893]

this had me rolling!!!!

[@rzl5625]

3:38 hahahaha. That laugh. :D

[@Aih1616]

Chuck at his best

[@_inked_out]

"tenel" "vapol" c'mon tnt ya'll slacking in your translations lol

[@anthony73125]

Some Cuban dude translating no cap

[@ArmoredMexican]

I think that’s actual Spain Spanish

[@markhenderson1177]

@@ArmoredMexican no in spain we say tener and vapor, these guys got some bum to translate it for them

[@bigmez83]

I love chuck. Period.

[@sirboofy5977]

No joke this is the funniest thing ive ever seen

[@jerryesque3747]

The backstory about this makes this even more hilarious 😂

[@stomp21]

man i swear shaq only cares about what chuck has to say and only interested when chuck talks LOL...his whole expression changes when chuck starts talking

[@PiccoloSaucin]

“I got hello right” “Took you five years”

[@lonewolfx499]

I love how they told that story.

[@vincentfesta9540]

Ernies laugh is so contagious

[@justoriantal]

Hey this clip of the Neato is as far from now as the clip they showed was from then. Interesting

[@HannaBoyOD]

I should be stayed up to watch this

[@gavinperry8433]

The greatest basketball show ever .....it's everything but basketball 😄

[@giovanni_7191]

Besides all others, Barkley has a very beautiful smile! :)

[@robrtfit3939]

Chuck is funny asf im crying 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@omaid482]

3:38 Ernie’s laughter

[@felicianorafaelm.4298]

HAHAHAHA the last questions are chuck's bracelet story HAHAHAHAHAH

[@Alex-ou4tn]

“Me voy” “My dog” 💀

[@cantguard26]

I'm weak asf rn 😭😭

[@dpalaci0]

He did good. Bien Carlos.

[@PeopleCanFly23]

If he had taken Michel Thomas method he would have learned basics of spanish in just couple of hours.

[@michiganmicsradiochannelm2639]

PeopleCanFly23 what's that

[@TheMidnight2011]

Bathroom of vapor 😂😂

[@seanpowlesland1703]

This is still my favorite inside the NBA moment

[@HannaBoyOD]

Lolo loll man I'm crying watching this

[@idk_anymore-_-]

how was this 5 years ago? Time really does fly

[@davidswaroop79]

"That was 5 years ago"...This video got recommended to me saying "uploaded 5 years ago"

[@bastlake]

Hopefully this means they can one day play, "¿Con quién juega para?"

[@c0zmo87]

I have never studied Spanish and I would have owned Chuck. So I think it is safe to say he hasn't studied but for some reason he knows what a churro is.