El Nulevoe - Power Metal Cartoon Horse 4: The Cartooning

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You will never guess what the 5th PMCH will be called.
Also there is nothing in this world that I hate more than after effects ruining my words on screen (its totally AE's fault and not mine for not enough effort put in)
Anyway, here, enjoy your semi-annual dose of ear torture, subscribe, like, comment (especially comment plsplsplsowo)
#metal #mlp #powermetal
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Credits:
All dat shit - me
Cover art - BATAVERN ( batavern)
Epic Voice Acting: Celestia - me, GK - Seyden
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L Y R I C S
And lo’, our saddened solar souvereign and her cunning companion, king of Griffonstone Gorin the Grievous, are on a quest to find a majestic artifact, that will protect their legions from Sombra’s mind control.
In the hidden city of Solarspike they must find the mythical Translucent chili sauce that immolates the telepathic link between two minds
The long march continues
The walking appendages ache
The legions go on
To make nightmare moon pay
King Sombra shall die
For our will is unbreakable
With the magical hot sauce
Our princess and king shall bring you down
In hyperboean mountains
Of great griffonian might
Our heroes fly on
To where the artifact lies
To the birthplace
Of all griffonkind
You must find
The translucent hot chili sauce of Solarspike
In the darkness of the caverns
Bones of lost unlucky travelers
Otherworldly creatures roam
So much for the birthplace of Griffonstone
Ancient hot sauce lies beneath
Hidden in the golden leaves
Find it, find it, you both must
To break the spell that Sombra casts
Entrance to the cave, is locked behind a magic lock
The princess casts a spell, the door fucking breaks (what?)
Moving on to another room, there lies an arcane lute
King Gorin shreds a sick riff, his skills are absolute
In the other room, a dome made of chrome
It’s guarded by an Arimaspi, chilling to the bone
The dome contains the magic hot sauce
Main course of the side adventure
To defeat the final boss
The princess and the king must bridge fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
In the darkness of the caverns
Bones of lost unlucky travelers
Otherworldly creatures roam
So much for the birthplace of Griffonstone
Ancient hot sauce lies beneath
Hidden in the golden leaves
Find it, find it, you both must
To break the spell that Sombra casts
Dungeon Master: The gaze of our heroes falls onto the huge cave, the ceiling of which is lost somewhere in the dark.
There is a slight scent of pepper and death in the air. In the heart of the cave is a Dome made of Chrome, containing what you so desire - The translucent hot chili sauce of Solarspike.
Despite your goal being so close, an Arimaspi guards it, its horns are looming over you while the flaming eye is staring right into your souls, how do you proceed?
Celestia: I distract it by creating illusions of myself around it
DM: So be it, Roll a persuasion check
C: Seventeen!
DM: Splendid! The beast is distracted!
Griffon King: I break through the chrome and get the Sauce
DM: You will have to roll a strength check, do not expect it to be easy, you need a 20!
GK: Natural 20!
DM: You successfully steal the artifact, but the cave starts to crumble, you must get out of there before its too fucking late
Solo
In the darkness of the caverns
Bones of lost unlucky travelers
Otherworldly creatures roam
So much for the birthplace of Griffonstone
Ancient hot sauce is in my claws
We carry it to Canterlot
Use it, use it, we both must
To break the spell that Sombra has cast...

Пікірлер: 23

@LuckRockMusic 7 ай бұрын

This has so much personality but also great composition. I love it - thank you for this!

@WhirlwindDrums 3 ай бұрын

I really love vibes this track gives!

@ЕлизаветаРу-ю8г 8 ай бұрын

This is probably one of the most enjoyable vocals I've heard. Like.

@jordanjonescelestialwaffle1698 8 ай бұрын

FACE THE HEAT!!!! THE BOTTLE WILL BE YOUR DEMISE! THE VOCALS ARE SO FIRE I CAN SCREAM! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I wanna flip a chair. This is epically awesome! You work hard, and you play hard!🔥 Much cheers, mate! ❤This may be my favorite from you