Elden Ring - The Jarheads

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
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[@lmycinius5783]

You could spend 70 levels on your Int stat and a whole lot of points into mind to sustain your spellcasts. OR you can just chuck a massive fucking jar of stones

[@justsomeplantcells-]

Pots grow up fast, i swear.

[@wealthybone2990]

The latter is the obvious and superior choice.

[@mkv2718]

@@wealthybone2990but you gotta collect all those rocks… over and over… 😮‍💨

[@kevina.3373]

@@mkv2718 i'm guessing they could have duped those stones for this since they seem like they know each other well.

[@copyrightstrike4666]

​@@mkv2718let me introduce you to a little concept called "muling"

[@porgington8971]

I hereby name them... The great jarnished

[@leek.3671]

Ok that’s good 😂

[@user-xn8oe7io8v]

Sticks and stones may break bones, but jars and fists break even more bones.

[@peryshko1273]

Rock and stone may break my bones but beer will never hurt me

[@angelguzman6748]

​@@peryshko1273ROCK & STONE

[@comicsansisagoodfont2634]

@@angelguzman6748DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE

[@privatesectorsec]

“But jars and fists may break even your spirit”

[@crescentwolf7072]

ROCK ANN STONE EVERYBODY!

[@Dang3rMouSe]

These guys are such massive potheads.

[@wolfbrother9025]

Me to man me too....oh wait I think we talking about different things

[@dedman1096]

Alright you fucking funny man…

[@laquedibuja2003]

Where funny

[@Aleksandr_Skrjabin]

Fun wher?

[@OhMercyMe]

i really love that one of the new pot items is just a pot with rocks in it. like you could throw a rock normally, but you could ALSO put the rock in a jar and throw it, and we all know which one is superior

[@aetbhieiils]

And we needed a recipe to figure that out because we need instructions to figure out how to put rocks in a big pot.

[@dragonhunterneo1742]

Detailed instructions for maximum unga bunga

[@demilung]

*Me, looking at a living god while holding a comically large pot*

[@leiderhosen7110]

​@@aetbhieiilsS STR scaling, all you need to know.

[@azyrennvd4814]

But don’t underestimate the roundrocks either. You can hold 999 of them all at once, and they also do crazy damage for just being a rock

[@MinersLoveGames]

It's a well-accepted truth among the Soulsborne community that the more ridiculous someone is dressed, the more scared you should be. Exhibit A:

[@ireneshelton3661]

An addendum to this wisdom: if there are multiple people in the same ridiculous outfit, *you should back away slowly.*

[@dadab22]

Senseless Sagacity really living up to the name with that Object Permanence memory lol

[@giantturtlecat2959]

I like how Ansbach and Freyja are still there casually reading in the background while all the invasions at the library were happening

[@CeltiesSin]

They got priorities

[@pandaman__]

My favorite part is one that one guy invaded you while fighting the boss and still got absolutely murdered

[@TriScum]

How did that guy get in the boss room?

[@extremepotatogaming1741]

How did he get invdaded

[@pandaman__]

@@TriScum I don't know at the time the DLC was probably still brand new so there was minor problems

[@pandaman__]

@@extremepotatogaming1741 I don't know the DLC was probably still brand new at the time so there was some problems

[@carlosgonzalezfernandez3806]

It happened to me once, i invaded some guys while they were fighting rennalla phase 2

[@Goblinboyo162]

They are no longer Jar guys. They are Jar MEN

[@AManChoosesASlaveObeys]

AWAKEN MY JARMASTERS

[@gregdoriman]

AYAAA YAYAYAYAYAYAYA KATAMARI DAMACY

[@jonburnett692]

F comment

[@BaldestChimpanzee]

Must be quite jarring to invade these guys.

[@serpelican3368]

I invaded you guys and have never regretted NOT having the Great-Jar Helm more... feelsbadman

[@Necro_fury]

sadge

[@biggreen1456]

This is reminding me of some classic darksouls content, absolute cinema

[@CUTTS_23]

We are so back

[@mattythewriter]

Babe, wake up, the jar guys are back, you won’t believe it

[@forgeryyy]

I shall remember thee, Jarnished

[@Ezghiel]

Smoldering with thy meager clay…

[@Nick-mp1zh]

2:53 dude got distracted like he was an npc

[@caveychip7510]

Pure, and radiant, they wield memes to shrive clean the hearts of men. There is nothing more terrifying.

[@Yesnaught]

For years, we break the pots. Now, the pottery is fighting back

[@HittingBandy]

3:14 After being denied Messmer's love for the millionth time, Rellana couldn't be bothered when three potheads blocked her way, instead joining them to let off some steam.

[@Jazzbone33]

Soundtrack was perfect

[@WalkingOshaViolation]

What is the song in the background btw? Just wondering cause it kinda slaps

[@mr.hedgefund6205]

Hilarious how I recently discovered this wonderful collection of themed invasions, and now we’ve got the sequel to the jar squad. This is going to be one heck of a ride.

[@Mazapine]

Big jars, big brains

[@hunmg3769]

thse types of gimicky ganks are the ones that are not frustrating to fight whatsoever. they're just a fun experience

[@daili4917]

Dear lord, by wearing the jars they gained the proportional strength of a jar! They're unstoppable!

[@bernardo.bridon]

Watching the blackgaol knight getting bullied brought a wide smile to my face

[@Lancer_]

3:00 is a hall of fame edit moment

[@apollyonnoctis1291]

I cast: *Freeform Jazz*

[@M12GProductions]

When that guy was named "Senseless", he wasn't kidding.

[@jetlag4563]

Alexander would be proud

[@mr.hedgefund6205]

Indeed, he would…

[@KingSleaze916]

Lmao it took dude like 3 mins of running around to finally notice that was hysterical

[@rinakitty9283]

Jars and bubbles will always have a special place in my heart

[@zephyrabysstrinity]

Alexander would be so proud.

[@ejc5105]

Can we just appreciate the music fadeout at 1:58

[@treybeard2039]

the Katamari Damacy music is like a cherry on top to this already amazing video, couldnt have chosen better

[@contextualnightmare]

Its the Jar Jar clinks everyone!

[@khajiitimanus7432]

THIS IS IT. HUZZAH This is the stuff I wait for in these games, the stuff I look forward to hearing, watching, and randomly finding. It gets me back into the games. Thank you.

[@ZillaSharkeh]

the jar guys returned to us in our time of dire need, thank you jarnished

[@synthraofficial5366]

Wow that's crazy! I just started watching your old Elden Ring videos again after like a year about a 3 days ago only for you to upload this video today and do a sequel to one of my favorite videos you've ever done! That's wild! Another great video!

[@MinstrelMuse]

I love these kind of montages so much. Elden Ring PvP is so much fun to watch. Lmao. Please never stop, I'm gonna subscribe.

[@ryangamboa3189]

This dudes vids are always giving me life. Reminding me...that the world still has beautiful things to offer. Also Katamari Damacy songs get me hyped so maybe its just that

[@Killsorow]

3:02 😂😂😂 phenomenal!!

[@johnmassey2632]

Thank you for editing your videos like this. I remember way back in the day when Fighter PL edited his DS3 videos with the audio clips and silly music, and he’s gotten away from it. I’ve never enjoyed KZbin as much as I do these invasion videos with all the silly edits.

[@Cobbster92]

This is fire. Thank you, goblin man

[@tempest3394]

This made me unfathomably happy to watch. Thank you, I had a horrible day, but this made my properly laugh for the first time in well over three days!

[@spartanhawk7637]

Ah yes, the Fellowship of the Jar.

[@spyroclone152]

This is true classic Iron Pineapple silliness that I've missed. Keep it up lmao!

[@TheWanderer1000000]

*SWIFT SLASH USER IQ* had me dying

[@GameAnGrog]

To enter the lair of the meme lord is to court death. You will be his play thing, and die without dignity.

[@GoochberryPie]

This was exactly what I needed today, thank you so much. 😂

[@Robot-Overlord]

Katamari Damacy really gave us the best trolling music.

[@Ima9ineBreak3r]

I cannot explain to you the sheer joy I felt when I saw this video pop up in my feed. The original "jar guys" video got me into Elden Ring, and now I've come full circle. 3:00 is nothing but sheer. comedy. gold. I lost it.

[@theonereborn9299]

With the same song let's gooooo!!!!! Thank you!

[@Cadychan]

This has the same energy as "Run! He's got a board with a nail in it!"

[@guzton]

i just watched all your elden ring video yesterday, what a nice addition to the collection of masterpieces !

[@screaming.pigeon]

This is the best Elden ring content hands down , Elden ring Henti content

[@wealthybone2990]

Idk how you managed to get the build I was gonna do like pots and martial arts but this is great to see, I enjoy seeing pots being used in this game especially seeing you guys use it. Wonderful video and great editing as always.

[@georgiegan]

Love these kind of meme build videos from souls-borne games.

[@viljamtheninja]

The legends return! Vaati and all those guys in all honor, these boys are my favorite Elden Ring content on KZbin.

[@viljamtheninja]

Laughed my ass off, as I knew I would. The timing you guys have when doing synchronized attacks is beautiful. Also loved the "Now you f-ed up" clip from WKUK. Classic.

[@jugomebu]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THEIR GLORIOUS RETURN, AND PRAISE BE, HERE THEY ARE!!

[@idk_someguy]

bro always finds a game to meme with 💀🙏

[@GreyJuggernaut]

I'm sure some of your invaders found this quite JARring to face such Hefty powerful builds.

[@lithiumreign]

The Jar Heads are back baby! I was in dark souls 1 (Baghdad) when u were in dad’s bag

[@PoyoDesuka]

The sheer level of synchronization on display here is blowing my mind.

[@nathanabel8169]

Im so glad you came back to this with DLC pots.

[@jamesmcghie9628]

Never played this game in my life, yet every time one of these videos come out I put it on the big tv and prepare to laugh

[@thesmokeyhoe]

Had a shitty day at work today. This video totally knocked me out of my funk. Absolute GOLD! Ty pot friends :)

[@thenumbah1birdman]

The sequel everyone was waiting for

[@zeekgames2074]

3:50 we ain't fightin 1 on 1 we jumpin fools now

[@UnreasonableOpinions]

Oh man I would have never have guessed the instructions for how to make a pot of rocks to throw was putting rocks in a pot, glad I found this recipe page.

[@BongosandBonobos]

Gotta love when it's 3 v 1 and the group still T-bags as if it were difficult.

[@dandylionwine]

The sequel I desperately needed. Tysm

[@alchemy5750]

Harold Pothead and the Gank of the Three Jars Amazing video. Love to run in these conceptual cosplay battles.

[@littlepotatogirl4837]

optimal jar build: 60 faith at least. furnace pots (can be substituted with hefty fire pots if you don't have a way to make furnace pots renewable, but will do less damage. you'll also want 60 strength instead of faith as these scale off of strength not faith) big oil pots (give higher bonus fire damage then small oil pots. can be substituted with small oil pots if you want more ammo, or with the oil tear if you want more comedy.) flame grant me strength golden vow (not sure this one does anything, haven't tested the build with out it) flame shrouding cracked tear fire scorpion charm. Big Pot Head (can be substituted with Small Pot Head, but the bigger one is funnier and we will all make fun of you and your tiny little pot head.) Jar talisman. how to use: Find Target. Apply Buffs (physic, incants, etc) Lube Target with Hefty Oil Pot Hit with Furnace pot. profit will one shot in pvp. have not tested in pve but would probably work pretty well. tricky to land if your Target is expecting it, keep a side arm on like the martial arts (can be used on literally any build as they have like no requirements) or the iron balls (fits the build theme).

[@averagejackssimshack241]

That new Jar Cannon fucking SLAPS though. Loving it

[@kimlee6643]

Dude I saw you guys yesterday at Belurat. You spammed me the hefty skull pot and my fps tanked to hell and back lol I had a great laugh!

[@cachwerler5520]

Saw it coming, but didn’t realize how much I needed it.

[@Sofuretu]

The sequel we wanted but didn't deserve, God bless

[@albion_spicywolf]

LoL usually ganking squads get frowned upon, but if I meet squad like these, it'd make my days instead of irritating me 😂 keep it up guys

[@BattleBard1582]

i knew this legend would come back to Elden ring lol. so many cosplay options lol.

[@ScoobyWoohoo]

What..? Jarguy is evolving... Jarguy evolved into Jarhead!!! Jarhead learned hefty fire pot.

[@NotTheCIA1961]

Video starts: Is that song what I think it is...? No, it can't be. The Na Na Nas start: From the depths of my memories, it truly has returned. I was right!

[@TriScum]

The "Traiter vanquished" was beautiful

[@GuardianChipO]

damn, I didnt know you could invade into the rellena boss fight. Welcome back looking glass knight

[@ZaaltheDragon]

New videos for finger and mushroom guys? Maybe a flower guys video with the Shadow Sunflower weapon and Guardian Garb Full Bloom? You could run Goldmask since it looks like a sunflower mask, and you could use Scarlet Aeonia as well. (and maybe Varre's Bouquet if you can swing it)

[@jetstreampaul5029]

Jarhead trio is the embodiment of "death by arrival" phrase. Also, Rellana wasn't expected that she was the one who fight for her life.

[@maxmoran5526]

I know you make other videos, but these videos are top tier.

[@CornigliaWinery-Italy]

When the world needed them the most, they came back

[@quint3ssent1a]

Invasions during bossfight are such a fun mechanic, reminds me of Yellow monk from demon's souls.

[@RailgunPercent]

it deeply saddens me that i do not invade more people like you... we need more hosts like you, o great jar men TRUE WARRIORS OF CLAY AND POT

[@kaizer-senpai2359]

Even the Fingers didn't foresaw their existance!

[@tryhardfail2081]

I have been waiting for this video since I saw the giant jar head

[@andrewsaunders4643]

When I found the big jar helmet okoii was the very first thing I thought of

[@CrimsonCrossFire88]

And so begins the age of Jar Rule.

[@NightfurySD]

The sequel we all needed.

[@OI_shoeske844]

WHERE BACK!!!! I'm very happy now...

[@totoulooo]

Okoii you have done it again (I haven't even watched it, I already know its good) edit: (its very good)

[@syrusalder7795]

holy shit that twin knight got some pontiff style drip god damn

[@Zarzar22]

I can appreciate some great music choice. Katamari supremacy

[@danielrobinson7872]

The rock pots are amazing. I love them so much.

[@johndang897]

Wow boss invasion, what a perfect clip

[@FinalBossTV]

This, is art.