【仗露手书】俄罗斯套娃（仗助求爱记）

[@pashylol616]

"Jojo is gay" Some people: *speech about toxic masculinity* Other people: this

[@vinnssnake6141]

Not gay Only man sex

[@sofiaforero8399]

Thats what makes jojo special,it can be gay and not gay at the same time

[@snailfail9326]

Jojo is so gay that it needs a special no-homo card to watch it regardless of gender, some people lose theirs and all they have left to do is deny the truth

[@angelplanet_4832]

I love the fandom but people forget that some characters are Underage and make this stuff :”(

[@kavi0li3]

@@angelplanet_4832 true :(

[@NoChanceAtAllBro]

50% Manly 50% *gAyNeSs*

[@schaizza6452]

This gay af

[@pakacha8999]

Mangay-

[@joannejoestar91]

Isn't that JoJo in general though?

[@nyanyanekomimithegeniusoct3488]

@@joannejoestar91 it is

[@grunt4943]

2:28

[@saladelektra]

The song is _"Matryoshka"_ sung by Hatsune Miku and GUMI *_Glutamine_* is the guy covering this

[@tikusya]

The real MVP 😔✊

[@shionashiel]

And composed by Hachi.

[@weebmatics]

Thanks cause how can I explain to my homophobic parents I watch a Yaoi video just for the music :)

[@eugenehoek.]

@@weebmatics me in a nutshell

[@roche75]

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[@animeannaotaku]

For anyone wondering, this cover is by Glutamine, the song being Matryoshka. He's one of my favorites

[@jegongnanhanan]

Thank you so much

[@natali_kats]

As a fellow russian I was surprised by the word matryoshka written in russian letters. Now i understand

[@kakyoin7248]

thanks

[@ProbablyHeavensDoor]

@@kakyoin7248 euughjgfsahhj

[@ratqueen5745]

Matryoshka

[@peepeelrepelente2898]

caesar: dead kakyoin: dead rohan: WAT

[@miuuvq]

F

[@kuruma2023]

Nearly

[@yumekawayu3341]

Hes next

[@anke-e9e]

i feel bad for some people who stumbled uppon this comment and probably think this is a joke

[@SaferWafer]

Rohan: in his own anime

[@meriokid6459]

**others are cheering** Jotaro: I'm not doing that, Star Platinum you do it.

[@norange7903]

More like: Jotaro:This is so pathetic. Imma pass. Star Platinum: Masteeeer i wanna ☆^☆ (Puppy face) Jotaro: Uh n- Star Platinum: (Sad puppy face) Jotaro:Ug- FINE!

[@meriokid6459]

@@norange7903 lmao

[@yourmom-mi5tr]

Kakyoin comes in: yo jojo, how are you doing? *jotaro starts fan girling* Kakyoin: wha- Jojo: STaR TAkE HIM HOME-

[@Vergol-pj5xs]

@@norange7903 what the hell did i just read

[@norange7903]

@@Vergol-pj5xs OMFG I didn't even remember replying that,and know i think about it.. it sounds so cringey like- a fanfic where the bottom i some sort of a puppy or pet or whatsoever-

[@nicoletesla5978]

I lost my shit when Caesar and kakyoin entered the scene

[@mothalarian1884]

Nicole Tesla same

[@dynamiteroll355]

Same

[@candice7035]

Omg same

[@artema.]

Can't deny, I did as well

[@deadchannel1674]

Nicole Tesla same

[@jojofundesu]

さりげなく2部と3部入れてくれるあたり神か…… あと露伴先生のあのねの破壊力えぐいて

[@amarevicina]

*_THIS KEPT STAYING IN MY RECOMMENDATIONS AND I RESISTED FOR SO LONG BUT HERE I AM_*

[@TrueWomenEnjoyer]

Lowie ル Lol me too

[@senchrome6501]

SAME I JUSY HATE ROHAN X JOSUKE SO MUCH BUT IT WOULDN'T LEAVE SO I HAD NO CHOICE

[@wornms4376]

If I knew it was Matryoshka I would've watched it earlier without question

[@foka83]

EXACTLYYY

[@smolfrog4496]

SAMEEEE

[@essiur7281]

I love how Jotaro is just lazy and uses Star Platinum Also Josuke and balalayka is the best

[@bruhhhhh1666]

if you're talking about 0:52 i think it's domra

[@tylercampos8984]

Or Jotaro is being stubborn so star platinum has to do it for him

[@RoseTintedPath]

Or jotaro secretly wants to do it

[@bruhhhhh1666]

† K Å Ł M Å † yeah it’s basically a triangle

[@blkkde]

SAMEEEE

[@deputyzen834]

Im straight and no one can change that Thumbnail:say it again

[@ilikewomen8367]

Kookie Monster 2:28.

[@girl-di3nn]

Bald Martin69 *spittles*

[@riceseed]

At this point reading or watching JoJo will make everyone either straight or gay for them.

[@ramonadelarosa9081]

2:29

[@yazziejames3976]

1, 2, 3, 4!! I don't even know if this message That I'm overly concerned with will reach anyone Surely, forever and ever, I will be A mad Matryoshka covered in patches My headache is singing about a package The clock's hand is stuck at 4 o'clock No one would tell me why But the world has begun to rotate in reverse Ah, I'm about to crack and burst So I throw away all of my memories Ah, I want to know All the way to the bottom Uh, would you please dance even more? Kalinka? Malinka? Just pluck the strings What should I do with this kind of emotions? Won't you please tell me? The signal reception is good, 5-2-4![1] Freud? Keloid? Just hit the keys Let's just laugh everything off Hurry up and dance, you group of fools! Together let's clap our childish hands To this intentionally deranged rhythm Surely, I couldn't care less about everything The world's temperature is beginning to melt You and I, having a rendezvous? A rendezvous? A rendezvous? Or maybe a unimaginable adventure? With a crooked stepping, 1, 2, 1, 2 Ah, I'm about to throw up Please accept me and everything about me Ah, with your two hands Please take me in Uh, would you please listen to my important talk? Kalinka? Malinka? Just pinch my cheeks I'm telling you, I can bear this no longer Shall we try something even more wonderful? Don't cry while screaming "It hurts, it hurts!" Parade? Marade? Just clap a bit more Asking you to wait, I wait and wait Before I become completely alone You and I, having a rendezvous? A rendezvous? A rendezvous? Or maybe a unimaginable adventure? With a crooked stepping, 1, 2, 1, 2 (Lie, lie) Drink yourself wasted! (Lie, lie) Sing! (Lie, lie) Today, too I'm a mad Matryoshka covered in patches Uh, would you please dance even more? Kalinka? Malinka? Just pluck the strings What should I do with this kind of emotions? Won't you please tell me? The signal reception is good, 5-2-4! Freud? Keloid? Just hit the keys Let's just laugh everything off Dance quickly, and get out of my sight! Kiss kiss kiss kiss La lu la taiyaiya Aa iyattatta Kiss kiss kiss kiss La lu la taiyaiya Aa iyattatta ( I’m sorry, I tried to fix it.) 😭

[@kopv1827]

eyy thx man now i can apreciate the mega gayness better 👃

[@lauteur_passage]

Thanks u so much, very appreciated 👌

[@madisunramsay]

what's the song called?

[@_i_need_a_better_username_6445]

@@madisunramsay its called matryoshka. idk if you already found it

[@madisunramsay]

@@_i_need_a_better_username_6445 thank you!!!

[@detetivemafioso4408]

1:09 Jotaro: No! No! No! Star Platinum: yes! yes! yes! YES!

[@starmeminum1703]

Jotaro doesn't ship this two

[@legg7132]

ORA!

[@owo7068]

Ора ора ора ОООООООРРРРРРРАААА

[@owo7068]

Если чо я из раши

[@visau8343]

@@owo7068 яре-яре

[@galaxytori877]

Someone: Jojo is gay! Kakyoin, Ceasar, and Rohan: Which one? *All Jojos are in visible panic because they all think of themselves as the gay closeted Jojo*

[@galaxytori877]

And when I say all the Jojos... I mean ALL the Jojos. Everybody knows that Jonathan had a real bisexual vibe with DIO... and technically, Giorno is their love child, and that explains why Giorno is also pretty much a closeted gay

[@apollo8146]

Yeah you can’t tell me Caesar and Joseph didn’t have a thing for each other... Even Messina (I think?) said that when Caesar makes a friend it’s true love 💕

[@emeraldsplash6917]

Gae panik

[@sillygoofygoobery]

@@emeraldsplash6917 you are a man of culture

[@sillygoofygoobery]

but can we talk about Speedwagon and his abs? Like he literally pressed Jonathan's hand on them-

[@THEONEPIEEECE]

This is the second gayest thing I saw right after giorno

[@真っ白ヴォルペ]

ヤンデレJOJO最高でしよぉ!闇太郎も闇じょーすけも！

[@Zucchi_Zuru]

For me this is the gayest thing ever

[@Zucchi_Zuru]

@@emi_333 OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!

[@Medeinathetrashcan334]

For me it's pucci

[@MagVox]

I cant stop watching this gay vídeo...help

[@love-zw2sb]

四部は見た事ないけど最高ですねこれは間違いない

[@БойкоО.Л]

Без сомнений

[@bo-mgtg]

@@БойкоО.Л 🍀🖕

[@自由人-g4l]

@@bo-mgtg 🖕😊

[@love-zw2sb]

@まなちゃん 読みました！！！！仗助くん推しました！！！！

[@めんたるよわいひと]

@@love-zw2sb 露伴ちゃんとのちょっとツンデレな距離感めちゃ良くないですか！？！？(おまだれ)

[@mariapaulaluengas2743]

Josuke & Rohan: i hate you, but i want you Jotaro & Kakyoin: -U look sexy +Stfu Joseph & Caesar: YES.

[@silly1011_]

Kakyoin: Bro your mom is so sexy and but you are too bro, no wonder your her kid bro Jotaro: Stfu- *wait*

[@lozygamer7071]

@@silly1011_ pfft that was great

[@whydowelivejusttosuffer4460]

YOU SHUO ANYTHING LIVING ANS BREATHING

[@mitskiandherbrandnewcity361]

yes.

[@jenniferrothrock4589]

YES *ALL* correct!!

[@noway4060]

Non Jojo fan: JoJos gay Jojo fan: HOW DARE YOU! also Jojo fandom: *t h i s*

[@jolynecujoh7863]

i honestly don’t think i’ve ever seen a jojo fan complain about it being called gay i think we all just accepted it at this point lmaoooo

[@jolynecujoh7863]

@gayrno gayovanna yes that’s precisely my point, lmao i know soooo many people who would 100% get offended if someone called their favorite anime gay though *COUGH* literally fucking everyone *COUGH*

[@imweirdish7530]

I am a jojo fan I approve this message

[@imweirdish7530]

But it sucks non of my friends watch jojo

[@alexarias5717]

No jojo fans are offended by "jojo is gay" haha they know its gay

[@Decayyings]

rohan: im araki josuke: im araki's favorite

[@vrkaz]

Duck WAIT THAT MAKES ALOT OF SENSE BC ALOT OF PPL SEE ROHAN AS ARAKIS SELF INSERT WAIT A MINUTE-

[@professoryeetus8955]

YOUR MIND

[@lordman5497]

@@vrkaz Araki himself said Rohan is his self-insert

[@l1zzypoo]

Duck hol up-

[@doomthegloom]

Gay

[@useralstokes_]

I religiously watch this at least once every 2 days

[@strawberryboymyg2503]

No but really, the song is on my everyday playlist and the art is a fire mv‼️

[@whitecracker209]

dude what.

[@kompletnadeprecha5624]

Same

[@djmonkeycock]

Get some help, Josuke is a child

[@佐藤-l4i]

国は違えど伝えたいことが絵で分かるから絵が上手い人は凄いなぁ…

[@人-e8w]

そうやな…(日本人がいる安心感)

[@のう-t5o]

それな

[@ぽこうん-v7b]

中国人ってすげーよなぁ

[@もすりん-j9r]

この人の絵柄すこすこのすこ

[@餅の民-n6c]

それな

[@minminne_20]

Kakyoin and Ceasar like ghosts:hEEY Rohan:HEEY..... *wHAt-*

[@papasconchile681]

HAHAHAHA

[@zora3599]

*oh no*

[@cifer.x4703]

oh no

[@lottie9677]

R/holup

[@specimen_girl]

Please stop hating on this and think how much time the person put into this. They worked hard, show them respect

[@kr10.x]

This right here 100%

[@naranciarata]

Yup

[@InsaneLadXIVMk2]

Oh why not (even I don't ship 'em and yeah hp(homophobic))

[@pitayau]

Im sorry but i wont support them bc they ship something thats disgusting asf... OKUYASU IS RIGHT THERE.

[@DeepSeaHorror]

@@pitayau then get outta here dude, they deserve support for their hard work. i don't even ship josuhan but this is fire

[@rozegarden9879]

Caesar and Joseph: straight up flirting Jotaro and kakyoin: checking eachother out, Rohan and Josuke: OÍ, WHAT THE FU-

[@imweirdish7530]

OI JOSUKE OI JO don't repot me pls

[@marvin9134]

@@imweirdish7530 not convincing enough sorry 😦😦

[@brookesbrokenheart]

and Giorno and Mista fvck each other

[@sezen2032]

Another normal dayz in the joestar family

[@pommei]

@@brookesbrokenheart that is legit illegal

[@rue6914]

the part that broke me was at the end near 2:50 bc the japanese essentially translates to "hold up! please don't go and leave me all alone" and it showed kakyoin, caesar and (technically) rohan

[@cherrycrypt]

see, if i could read that i would be crying my eyes out

[@chocobombs]

isn’t that Chinese-

[@allenzeng6697]

uminacis the subs on the screen is chinese but the song’s in japanese

[@LDLyman]

**ugly cries** ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

[@Prince_Lotus]

BITES ZA DUSTO

[@ericknoguera1388]

No one's gonna talk about how Caesar has a CROSS painted in his nose?!

[@ohohakan_kai]

SHIZAAA

[@annabanana5350]

CAESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[@jazminzapata4609]

NO, NOT AGAIN!!!! SHIZAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[@candice7035]

Oh shit

[@feisha5638]

F for our salad boi

[@meguminblast]

So here's the lyrics for people wondering and on-screen stuff. A few lyrics in the beginning are different due to the on-screen text Note: The song TL is not mine, all I did was grab this from the Vocaloid Lyrics wiki. The Josuke/Rohan parts I asked various ppl pretty much and used DeepL lol. If anyone wants to correct this tell me and I'll edit this Okuyasu: So hey, Josuke: Hm? Okuyasu: Today's a drinking part right? Josuke: Yeah. Okuyasu: So how many people are coming today? Josuke: Um well, including you and me 1, 2, 3 ,4, about 4? Okuyasu: That so, who's coming? Josuke: Um well, there's me, you, Jotaro-sensei, Joestar-sensei, and Koichi Josuke/Okuyasu: 5 people?/3 people? Eh! On-Screen Text Above Them: Idiot I don't even even know if this message that I'm overly concerned with will reach anyone. Surely, forever and ever, I will be a mad Matryoshka covered in patches. My headache is singing about a package. The clock's hand is stuck at 4 o'clock. No one would tell me why, but the world has begun to rotate in reverse. Ah, I'm about to crack and burst, so I throw away all of my memories. Ah, I want to know, all the way to the bottom. Uh, would you please dance even more? Kalinka? Malinka? Just pluck the strings. What should I do with this kind of emotions? Won't you please tell me? The signal reception is good, 5-2-4! Freud? Keloid? Just hit the keys. Let's just laugh everything off. Hurry up and dance, you group of fools! Together let's clap our childish hands to this intentionally deranged rhythm, Surely, I couldn't care less about everything. The world's temperature is beginning to melt. You and I, having a rendezvous? A rendezvous? Or maybe a unimaginable adventure (adventure)? With a crooked stepping, 1, 2, 1, 2. Ah, I'm about to throw up. Please accept me and everything about me. Ah, with your two hands, please take me in. Rohan: I said, so you like me that much? Text next to flustered Josuke: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT Uh, would you please listen to my important talk? Kalinka? Malinka? Just pinch my cheeks. I'm telling you, I can bear this no longer. Shall we try something even more wonderful? Don't cry while screaming "It hurts, it hurts!" Parade? Marade? Just clap a bit more. Josuke: Just don't cry like a baby later Rohan: Cry? Who are you talking about? Asking you to wait, I wait and wait, before I become completely alone. You and I, having a rendezvous? A rendezvous? Or maybe a unimaginable adventure (adventure)? With a crooked stepping, 1, 2, 1, 2. Drink yourself wasted! Sing! Today, too, I'm a mad Matryoshka covered in patches. Text on Rohan's back: Higashikata Uh, would you please dance even more? Kalinka? Malinka? Just pluck the strings. What should I do with this kind of emotions? Won't you please tell me? The signal reception is good, 5-2-4! Freud? Keloid? Just hit the keys. Let's just laugh everything off. Dance quickly, and get out of my sight! kiss kiss kiss kiss la lu la taiyaiya aa iyattatta kiss kiss kiss kiss la lu la taiyaiya aa iyattatta BGM: Matryoshka (Glutamine) Pairings: JosuRoSuke/JotaKakJota/JoseCaeJose Artist: elevenfoot (you know when you look at it this mad is pretty much tops vs bottoms lol)

[@meguminblast]

@Theresa Kim np np!

[@tmck4138]

I love you

[@wintersage323]

I love the fact Josuke is singing into a paper cup

[@とある陰キャ-c8e]

ﾜｶﾙ

[@自由人-g4l]

それを潰すのいいよね

[@jotarokujo2212]

Stand: [М А Т Р Е Ш К А] Stand master: [Bear with vodka]

[@ivamarjanovic6980]

Masha and the bear

[@iexisthello.8935]

не верю своим глазам обнаружены русские

[@deaddessau6860]

@@iexisthello.8935 ну нихуя себе

[@алёнабичевкапьяная]

@@iexisthello.8935 маааахааать

[@agnozythehearthead]

@@iexisthello.8935 Дароу, еба

[@anozuma6924]

Moral of the story: Josuke is just perverted psychopath.

[@spamtonsrightleg]

yeah but everyones into it ;*

[@Pieslullaby]

YUH GET INTO IT 👁👄👁💅🏾

[@JosukeHigashikata4]

As long as it isn't an insult to my hair I am okay with that

[@janagatbonton9107]

Makes sense since Part 4 is basically about kink shaming ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@tsvki6122]

that's da point me guess

[@ачё-й3ф]

Me: "sees russian word" Me again: 🗿 is that russia reference? [Im from russia]

[@Fire_in_Cairo]

Да

[@ДжотароКуджо-ъ5ч]

Пхах да)

[@mistakesregretsandimperfec7740]

Yes, comrade!

[@lucidnight7759]

Да

[@ачё-й3ф]

*ДАРОВА ЛЮДИ* *КТО БУДЕТ ШАШЛЫК???*

[@poisonstrategy]

damn kakyoin and caesar looking clean asf edit: guys please i dont ship this anymore im not weird.

[@vulixee]

Not accurate, we all know they’re a donut and a stone

[@nikubaka1550]

Vulixee *pancake

[@n6gito823]

Vulixee IM A BAD PERSON FOR LAUGHING AT THIS

[@thehornedpotato]

Ok no kakyoin is a donut but Caesar is Jesus. He didn’t die on the cross but he did die UNDER the cross

[@freyjapines3641]

Ceasar: cross Kakyoin: sakura flower Josuke: star Jotaro: tears Joseph: lines that looks likes whiskers Rohan: the same as his earings That some simbolysim right there, hmm, good shit

[@fatheralexanderanderson3829]

The cross there has 2 meanings

[@basicabachannel9315]

the cross=ceaser died by an giant cross the sakura flower=got an empty space in the middle just like how kakyoin died star=cuz josuke is a joestar bruh tears=jotaro lost almost all his friends in part 3 and he is sad because of that whiskers=maybe cuz joseph is like an tiger who almost lost his life for being wild and dont making plans rohan=just cuz his earings are the same as the tatoo :v

[@-pasteldreams-9589]

@@basicabachannel9315 HOW CAN YOU FIGURE THIS OUT-

[@xiawu0301]

@@basicabachannel9315 i think the sakura one doesn't really have a deep meaning like that XD they probably drew it since kakyoin's name have the word 'flower' in it in Chinese

[@ruchick6155]

@Irene Yap the end of a fointain point pen Also, I just remembered, in Italy one of the leading religions was Christianity/Catholicism which has a double meaning, not only symbolising his death, but also his (presumed) religion

[@ginogregory7475]

WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF "WHAT IS THIS AND WHY IS THIS IN MY RECOMENDED?!"

[@Sophia-mq4tp]

what do you mean why is this in your recommended it’s amazing

[@loiseluiza1180]

Omg, YEAH!

[@virginiasosa6916]

KZbin kwnos we whatch jojo's

[@thisishell5462]

Gino Gregory same

[@Decayyings]

Starring everyone herr

[@てぴ-o2u]

いや、何回みても幸せwwwこのペア最高だろ

[@Xeno-bt7yt]

WHY IS KAKYION SO CUTE FOR SOME REASON

[@SC0TTY.]

Im cute B)

[@nourtbi]

always has been

[@imweirdish7530]

@@SC0TTY. 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 Help

[@SC0TTY.]

@@imweirdish7530 ok :>

[@gorillabelle841]

I SIMP FOR HIM EVEN MORE NOW

[@sen0440]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE POWERFUL VOICE WOW BOI WHO'S SINGING?

[@skwonkyschannel4726]

Glutamin ;}

[@sen0440]

@@skwonkyschannel4726 ah thank you!

[@sundaymorningslover]

Glutamine!

[@gerardlacson1674]

2:32 *I see the gay runs in the family.*

[@riceseed]

Speedwagon x Jonathan Giorno x Mista Jolyne x Hermes Johnny x Gyro Kira x Josefumi

[@mimis_jail]

Rice Seed Kira x Hand

[@carissa5963]

@@riceseed jolyne is 👏s👏t👏r👏a👏i👏g👏h👏t

[@hardcrowley1549]

@@carissa5963 sure

[@autumnthemasterofjokes2148]

That is actually how it works. Sexually is caused by chemicals in the womb. For example my dad is bisexual and so am I

[@keyvvy]

когда единственное, что ты можешь подпеть : кАРИнкА-МаРИнка МАТРЁШКА!1!

[@Inanisspiritus]

Весьма панимаю)))

[@МухамедДилюк]

@@Inanisspiritus +

[@iamatrashcannottrashcannot4277]

My recommended is both cursed and blessed.

[@applepi6194]

Isn't everyone's?

[@spineltheoverratedgem3053]

Blursed

[@spineltheoverratedgem3053]

@Ratcha :>

[@reelreel1309]

yes

[@CorvusCarmen]

Saamee

[@malcolmbox4109]

I can't focus on gay stuff when I'm getting lit to the song

[@optimusburrinktea562]

I don’t even know what it is saying but it’s my favorite song now

[@boxwitch]

The song is Matryoshka, originally sung by Hatsune Miku and Megpoid Gumi, and composed by HACHI. This is a cover by Japanese niconico singer Glutamine. Edit: he has more covers in this style, Glutamine is always hyped when signing. Another great cover of this same song though is the one by Zebra and Hashiyan. Edit 2: corrected the name of one of the singers in the other cover I mention. It was not RapBit, it was Hashiyan.

[@lordman5497]

Mood

[@youraverageweirdo203]

@@boxwitch Oml thank you I've been trying to figure out who did the cover

[@boxwitch]

@@youraverageweirdo203 No problem!

[@cherryflavoredhoney9242]

I just noticed Ceasar had a cross on his nose....... SSSHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZAAAAAAA

[@kavi0li3]

[insert bad memory]

[@movedaccount5311]

Rip

[@rambrums2626]

Another Zeppeli? Hmmm

[@daniellemarsh2340]

And kakyoin had dots that looked like holes-

[@lauteur_passage]

Omg I *heard* this one

[@slzrrc5957]

im so ashamed i’ve had this video on repeat for the past two months, im completely obsessed with the song, visuals, ships. this is honestly a blessing 😭💖💖💖

[@rugile7200]

Fun fact: you probably didn't search for this, but youtube recommended this for you You watching some weird cool videos

[@Yes-os6tv]

I was just listening to bloody stream vids

[@noux2w]

Of course, a lot of the comments are in English and the title isn’t and most people don’t know Japanese it’d be sorta hard to search for this

[@user-lp5zy9lw6b]

Nani how did you know

[@weiwuxian6181]

Daaaam. Who are u 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rugile7200]

@@weiwuxian6181 an alien :p

[@dumpsterfire5818]

romaji lyrics: (im way too obsessed with this) Kangaesugi no messeiji Dare ni mo todoku kamo shirenai de Kitto watashi wa itsudemo sou Tsugihagi kurutta matoryoshika Zutsuu ga utau pakkeiji Itsumade hatte mo hari wa yo-ji Daremo oshiete kurenaide Sekai wa sakasa ni mawaridasu Aa, waresou da Kioku mo zenbu nagedashite Aa, shiritai na Fukaku made Ano ne, Motto ippai matte choudai Karinka? Marinka? Gen o hajiite Konna kanjou dou shiyou ka? Chotto oshiete kurenai ka? Kandoryoukou 524 Furoito? Keroido? Ken o hataite Zenbu zenbu waracchaou ze Sassato odore baka tamari Tende youchi na te o tatakou Wazato kurutta choushi de hora Kitto watashi wa dou demo ii Sekai no ondo ga toketeiku Anata to watashi de randebuu? Ara ma tondetta abanchuuru? Ashidori yugande 1-2 1-2 Aa, hakisou da Watashi no zenbu uketomete Aa, sono ryoute de Uketomete Ano ne, Chotto kiite yo daiji na koto Karinka? Marinka? Hoho o tsunette Datte datte gaman dekinai no Motto suteki na koto o shiyou? Itai itai nante nakanaide Pareido? Mareido? Motto hataite Matte nante itte matte matte Tatta hitori ni naru mae ni Anata to watashi de randebuu? Randebuu? Randebuu? Ara ma tondetta abanchuuru? Ashidori yugande 1-2 1-2 Yoitsubuse Utai dase Kyou mo hora Tsugihagi kurutta matoryoshika Motto ippai matte choudai Karinka? Marinka? Gen o hajiite Konna kanjou dou shiyou ka? Chotto oshiete kurenai ka? Kandoryoukou 524 Furoito? Keroido? Ken o hataite Zenbu zenbu waracchaou ze Sassato odotteinaku nare Chuchu

[@hepatitisc.5866]

Thanks

[@spamtonsrightleg]

God sent :,)

[@alyssachavez7115]

Ur a god

[@rosephoenix2587]

What's the sonb

[@rosephoenix2587]

What's the song?

[@alexhu9209]

one two three four! what's the point of even bothering sending out a message, if no one ever sees yes, forever this is what i shall be stitched back up with patches, a m a t r y o s h k a ! my head sings something of a package, see that clock on the wall, it's not moving from three i tried to ask but no one ever told me why suddenly the the ground was up, the earth became the sky ah, now i'm cracking up throw away my thoughts, they'll get out anyway ah, i just wanna know what lies deep within now hey there, dance a bit more, loosen up here! kalinka, malinka -- pluck all my strings, please! with these feelings, what should i do? won't you tell me, you're the only one who knows good reception, five two four! freud, or keloid, or--just hit my keys, please! nothing matters, let's laugh it all off hurry, fool! loosen up, come and dance with me! together now let's clap our childlike hands keep ourselves in time, though we may not understand surely, i don't care about anything even as the temperature rises a degree you and i together for a rendevouz? rendevouz? wanna rendevouz? maybe you'd like an adventure too? crooked stepping, crooked stepping one two one two! ah, think i'll throw it up take me as i am, it's all or nothing else ah, with those cold two hands take me, flaws and all now hey there, won't you listen, it means a lot to me? kalinka, malinka -- just pinch my cheeks, please! i can't take this torture no more! should we fool around when nobody's home? oh pain, the pain! but don't you dare cry out parade, or marade, or -- just clap a bit more wait, just stay! it's worth all that pain just don't leave me all alone when i can't breathe you and i together for a rendevouz? rendevouz? wanna rendevouz? maybe you'd like an adventure too? crooked stepping, crooked stepping one two one two! (right, right!) drinking everything (right, right!) make a fuss of things! (right, right!) it's the same thing, stitched back up with patches, a m a t r y o s h k a ! hey hey hey, dance a bit more, loosen up here! kalinka, malinka -- pluck all my strings, please! with these feelings, what should i do? won't you tell me, you're the only one who knows good reception, five two four! freud, or keloid, or -- just hit my keys, please! nothing matters, let's laugh it all off hurry fool, you're someone i don't want to see!

[@embellium2049]

You, my dear, are a rare kind of hero

[@ramonadelarosa9081]

Thank you very some how wa'll i was reading it the same thing was happening in the video

[@litterarium014]

Thank you for translation ! Be careful, it's "rendez-vous" and not "rendezvouz" ^^

[@truly_wryliable_guy3935]

This is a one of a kind dude, thank you! (i tried captions and it was useless)

[@Epixelle]

Miss Tronçonneuse this is a translation into English, and in English the phrase is rendezvous :) it doesn’t have the same exact same meaning as rendez-vous en français

[@Okieitsfine]

Translation (of conversation other than lyrics): 0:00 - 0:15 So hey, today's supporters (background singers?), how many are there? Not including me, there are 1, 2, 3, 4- 4 people in total, right? Oh, really? So then- who are the supporters gonna be? There's me, you, Jotaro-san, Mr. Joestar, Koichi... (Josuke and Okuyasu say at the same time) 5 people? 3 people? (background word = "IDIOT") 1:11 - 1:16 Josuke holds up a scroll saying "Kishibe" with a heart Artist's note in asterisks say: "Pay attention to the sudden change in artstyle." 1:55 - 1:57 (Part of the lyrics) Josuke: Don't cry "it hurts it hurts" by the time it happens, yeah? Rohan: Cry? Who are you talking about? 2:07 - 2:21 You guys in the back, can you hear me? All together now! Kishibe! Kishibe! Kishibe! Kishibe! Just you and me, lets go on a date! (hey!) Date! (hey!) Date! Just you and me, lets go on an unimaginable love adventure! With crooked stepping, dance! Dance! And the lyrics go on as normal. Thanks for reading! Hope this helps.

[@meguminblast]

THANK YOUUUUU

[@samyakalokhande9716]

OHMYGOD THANK YOUUUUU

[@crawaii6302]

The JoJo's be looking yandere af and when Caesar and Kakyoin joined... I lost my shit. We all love some fanservice.

[@Kam1Nam1]

Don't remind me about that shit bro, please

[@dysfuncti0nal_sk1ttle]

Josuke: **lays on Rohan's couch** Draw me like one of your manga girls Rohan: What in the literal hell... Did Koichi put you up to this?

[@what9233]

best comment ever man

[@dysfuncti0nal_sk1ttle]

@@what9233 thanks man

[@what9233]

I have, the best picture for this comment it's- it's perfect istg.

[@dysfuncti0nal_sk1ttle]

@@what9233 yes

[@nightylightyy]

I read that as croch for a second. Me and my dirty mind . . . 🤦‍♀️

[@satanschickennugget-6403]

I don't speak any of this, but this is a straight up bop

[@chedoaras]

*gay

[@xx_built4blame_xx]

@@chedoaras a gay up bop

[@芽生濱谷]

うp主様こんなに尊い動画を世に放ってくれてありがとうございます…！

[@khiroko0329]

最後の2部、3部、4部のシーザーと花京院と露伴先生との馴れ合いが尊すぎる…

[@Chumb33]

Nobody absolutely nobody Casual homie aquaintances in 2019: "This cant be gay cause I like girls and I'm wearing socks"

[@powdermonkey9300]

Look at how kakyoin and jotaro are staring at each other in the last part ugh they we're absolutely robbed 😪

[@kavi0li3]

Y E S

[@l1zzypoo]

look at kakyoins smirk HAHAHAHAHA

[@c0rpse.112]

Jotaro was blushing ! >♡

[@tipung11]

We know what happened after the vid

[@l1zzypoo]

Janalisa Paletu'a i think 3:11 is a bromantic relationship and not a ship lol

[@selentric]

This was SO good! Surprisingly cute, too! The colors were great, and Josuke's expressions were fantastic!

[@-mochi_neko-]

イラストが素敵すぎて何回でも見に来てしまう😇🫶すごい憧れる！！

[@dfpuhpdhghshsihgerregpergh4613]

Иностранцы: *Записывают кавер на песню, где есть хоть одно русское слово*. Русские жожофаги в комментариях: *Существуют*.

[@soniagerroy6528]

Матрешка, калинка малинка :D Я когда услышала эти слова, я думала, мне просто показалось :0

[@naomisenpai5631]

@@soniagerroy6528, мне послышалось: -Каринка Маринка...

[@odensm]

@@naomisenpai5631, ну так то тут так и говорится. Японцы не произносят этот звук и заменяют его на "р".

[@yermuw]

Кто-нибудь знает название песни?

[@odensm]

@@yermuw, matryoshka

[@kutkoet_]

I accidentally streamed this to the TV in the living room. S-h-i-t

[@purin5167]

F - MEGA

[@Raydiat0r]

oh no.. well ig people know what you like to watch now.. 👀

[@losnfun1282]

@@purin5167 litterally FFFF-MEGA

[@freyjapines3641]

Are you still alive? How??

[@HungarianRoadRunner]

"There are no mistakes, just happy accidents"

[@halfwayinfinate6342]

Am I the only one here because it's funny to see everyone being gay, but also because they all look hot. I can't take my eyes off the art, I've been fangirling for the past half hour over this.

[@bubblesgumm5037]

ya aint the only one

[@renkujo]

*me being rohan on discord: gay panicing*

[@dionysusxian]

me before this video: ah its probably just something funny me, 2 minutes in: oh

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

When I saw Girls Bravo when I was 11

[@sliceofalemon8591]

Bruh why didn't you see the thumbnail, I saw it knew what will happen but I was hesitant

[@NaroNari]

ora ora ora, ora ora ora........ (I came because I was curious, I don't know what to feel......) ora. (but, it was cool.)

[@undonelbows7688]

Even better

[@meloncat5900]

I clicked for the thumbnail was not disappointed at all!

[@Sh0_0sh]

Same

[@boshinsu8859]

Me neither lol

[@Kat-Bat]

Same reason I clicked! Also the art was nice looking too 💖🥰

[@seccozcubez]

we all did

[@kurochan5755]

Fuckin same dude

[@savannahsstars4757]

I don't ship Rosuke, but I listen to this on a daily basis

[@skeleton_entertainment]

Wait is it Rosuke or Josuhan?

[@kirayayayayya]

@@skeleton_entertainment josuhan

[@xXstrawbreezXx]

@@skeleton_entertainment I say josuhan

[@professoryeetus8955]

@@skeleton_entertainment most people prefer Josuhan, but if you like Rosuke that's fine

[@jochelynfernanda5904]

@@skeleton_entertainment yeah about shipping name it’s kind of sensitive in eastern fandom itself, both of them are true, but mostly people ship Josuhan. shipping name itself have a rule where the first name is represent the seme and the second is the uke. so josuhan/rosuke are both exist, but if you use word “Rosuke” that’s mean you ship “Rohan x Josuke” where rohan is the seme and josuke is the uke, but if you ship “Josuhan” that’s mean you ship “Josuke x Rohan” where Josuke is the seme and rohan is the uke. a lil warning if you found that the creator of any fanart/fanfic/dj that come from around Asia especially taiwan,china,korea or japan, wrong shipping name can be count as rude & disrespect to the creator. ex: if they draw josuhan/ 仗露 (usually you can see it from the tag/caption) and you call it Rosuke/ 露仗, they will find this as rude. hope this info will help you about shipping culture ^^

[@repulsethemonkey1396]

Song: Matryoshka [マトリョーシカ] Singer: Glutamine [ぐるたみん]

[@louisew5574]

sometimes i question how the source material can give so much imagination to a fandom i w h a t

[@Ashmoomoova]

Das the JoJo fandom for ya

[@zylafox4731]

Reading between the lines but with gay lenses

[@professoryeetus8955]

Don't question it. It's a way of life.

[@memito74ful]

Nightmare fuel but in a good way

[@sushi9549]

as a vocaloid and jjba stan this was truly a blessing

[@lightdolce]

I agree

[@burgercyat7490]

Wow Your profile pic.✨

[@strawberrymilki]

agrEe

[@samiam4130]

Do you know what the song is called?

[@karuzan1453]

@@samiam4130 matryoshka

[@Yikea2]

thumbnail atracted me left happy because i found much more than the thumbnail

[@AliciaTorres-pv1kk]

Same!!!

[@adrijazaltauskaite6522]

_oh boy_

[@AceofSpades820]

Same here

[@amaiarivera1327]

I cant understand the lyrics, there are no captions. All i know is "gay"

[@dolliare495]

2:53 this is legit just all the jojos in part 4 and their gay ship partners

[@Xyddian]

What I learned from this: Josuke is kinky.

[@peppyboi9710]

Kira rubbed off on him

[@prinz3599]

@@peppyboi9710 No he did not and I'm traumatized from this video

[@0verb0red94]

Josuke Higashikata it’s to late, we know your secret.

[@prinz3599]

@@0verb0red94 No please stop

[@peppyboi9710]

@@prinz3599 it's to late, Bites the Dust has already taken effect

[@r0tt1nggutz]

Are we not going to talk about how perverted josuke is being to rohan

[@swaggerwoman]

I became traumatized reading fanfiction. This....this is nothing...

[@laurenpinkiepie8663]

@@swaggerwoman ...Yeah

[@nerflawyer3055]

And how josuke is underage

[@swaggerwoman]

@@nerflawyer3055 I mean at least its better than Jotaro and Josuke

[@ASHKA.v15]

@@swaggerwoman plz give me the link I beg you I'm legit on my knees

[@tord5363]

2:28 HOLY I DID NOT EXPECT THIS TO BECOME BDSM

[@naomili1766]

То чувство, когда заднем плане написано на русском и ты такой: - ШТООО ПОГОДИТЕ, Я ЧТО-ТО ПРОПУСТИЛ....МАТРЁШКА!! ЕЕ БООИИ МАТРЁШКА. КАЛИНКА!!?

[@МелисаКурт]

падажи, Бруно ты че русский?

[@naomili1766]

@@МелисаКурт no, hai sbagliato

[@МелисаКурт]

Все Бруно, тебя раскрыли

[@алёнабичевкапьяная]

😎😎😎😎

[@michaeltaylor8919]

Я так долго этот коммент искал, ибо я знал что его напишут.))0)

[@Emkito]

goddamn rohan looks good in everything, i swear

[@elenaarmenta5598]

Seriously 🦶

[@zwatkins4417]

JAPAN I- WHAT ARE U DOING OUTSIDE HETALIA

[@soso3792]

I’m confident he’ll pull off wearing a trash bag even.

[@genek3564]

American: *Memes* China: *Gay memes*

[@flaccidpancake4426]

China? Do you mean Japan?!

[@שיליסולכהן]

BRUH THATS JAPANESE

[@juliojojofan9175]

MINE EYES!

[@genek3564]

Bruh the SONG is japanese and the CONVERSATION AND LYRICS ARE CHINESE. BRUH WHY CANT THESE AMERICANS READ?!

[@genek3564]

“你们这群笨蛋”

[@такиедела-ю2б]

мне кажется, из миллиона просмотров, что есть на этом видео, я посмотрел 100 000 раз, как минимум..

[@hailthequeen9026]

I don’t ship these two but the whole video and song was lovely!

[@thegreatguldo9956]

Same and maybe its an alternate universe so the ship might work

[@hattersilver80]

​@@thegreatguldo9956 The ship can work in canon tho, just not in diamond is unreakable timeline

[@thegreatguldo9956]

@@hattersilver80 I said it could work in an alternate universe so if it's cannon it will be an alternate universe cause what we seen in cannon josuke does not like rohan -_-

[@evelynrodriguez4770]

I don't ship it because Rohan is an adult and Josuke is FUCKING child

[@Benjamin-qd4ly]

Lmao the ship is also extremely illegal

[@basilsoup220]

The fact that jotaro doesn't give a shit and it's just star platinums arm being raised the whole time

[@steklvata]

Песня: Калинка Малинка Русские жожофаги в коментах: саламалейкум

[@maria_chernikova]

Салам алейкум ёпта

[@julyfongard4931]

Там ещё барыня барыня поётся Ну... Он пытался

[@Катастрофическийзвиздец]

0:51 тут написано marinka . Наверно не правильно понял

[@steklvata]

@@Катастрофическийзвиздец потому что японцы не произносят букву "л"

[@Катастрофическийзвиздец]

@@steklvata я об этом знаю. Но он написано как имя

[@uselesssharkbot4864]

This is literally one of the best songs I've ever heard. My life is never going to be the same again

[@ちさききしょー]

サムネはここだッ！！ 2:30

[@とりあえずみかん美味しいと言ってい]

ありがとう_:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

[@さかとうななみ]

ちさききしょー 天才

[@佐田しゃい]

ピンクガンナー

[@placebo_m]

МАТРЁШКА!!1!!!

[@うみさん-l1b]

神

[@ginogregory7475]

I am a simple human. I see something weird, I click.

[@applepi6194]

Dont we all?

[@bleachdrinker69]

It’s not wIeRd, it’s BIZARRE

[@ndinzuzu9236]

Are you talking about Josuke's hair?

[@norange7903]

There's always "That one character who made the main one gay" on every part on this anime.

[@user-Agogo]

承太郎さんの自分では手を上げないスタイル好き

[@kawaiiseinen1259]

Я уже обожаю эту ДжоДжо версию Матрёшки

[@kukison_0237]

Я тоже )))

[@Your_Rell]

Тоже, она афигенна

[@Бафис]

Jotaro Kujo о привет :0

[@Your_Rell]

@@Бафис отстань, я на свиданке, ты некстати

[@Бафис]

Jotaro Kujo с кем?

[@jericb]

Ok what I'm getting from this is -Josuke wants to smash -He's sad that Rohan hates him -He thinks what if he had like hobbies, would that impress him -HE WANTS TO SMASH -2:23 all the shit Josuke wants to do to Rohan -jOsuKe iS mOre kiNky thEn kiRa -Rohan is aware of this and toyed with him which showed that Josuke wasn't actually ready yet but wants to badlyy -The entire duwang gang ships them - *h e w a n t s t o s m a s h*

[@kylamored6268]

Josuke: 16 Rohan : 20 Shippers: *ima pretend I did not see that*

[@ten789]

*h e j u s t w a n t s t o s m a s h*

[@laurenpinkiepie8663]

Way to go orange boy

[@senorahorror18]

In conclusion Josuke W A N T S T O S M A S H

[@rockleemylover2822]

@@kylamored6268 FRR

[@n6gito823]

Josuke x okayasu is just friends with Benefits Rohan x Josuke is frienamies with benefits-

[@rosedark5812]

Omg I loved this.

[@KORONEVIRUS]

But isn’t Rohan 20 and Josuke 16-

[@n6gito823]

In thus spoke kishibe Rohan josuke was 18 and 13 is the minimum consent age thingy in japan (sorry if this is hard to read I’m kinda dumb)

[@KORONEVIRUS]

dizzystarxz I literally have no idea what you just said other than that the age of consent in Japan is 13.

[@n6gito823]

Robo Studios LMFAOO okay,, in thus spoke kishibe rohan josuke was 18 (rohan was 27) sooo that makes josuke legal in America (he was already legal in japan) is that better?

[@sugsugahh]

THE CROSS ON CAESAR’S NOSE HAD ME GIGGLING 💀💀

[@DecimusYna]

I just realised that Caesar got the Cross painted on his nose lmao.

[@wolfnic580]

Aw thats cute and kinda sad

[@movedaccount5311]

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Whatheattatat]

we all know why we clicked.

[@Whatheattatat]

@@super_nh I'm not in the fandom. but I think we should let people enjoy what they like. I hope that one day you can watch the anime in peace without imaging this animation.

[@osorenouwuthx5687]

I clicked for the song...

[@unhealthydoppio9917]

I clicked bcuz I was bored and this looked gay👌😂

[@chamomilecujoh5631]

aaaaaa I’d love to see a doujin based off of this story in this style that’d be gureto

[@Reagun7878]

Calm your horniness

[@chamomilecujoh5631]

Deus Vult hhh i get that a lot

[@Reagun7878]

@@chamomilecujoh5631 you should listen

[@chamomilecujoh5631]

Deus Vult yeah, probably should. did you know that april 16th was not only giorno’s birthday, but it was also national horny day?

[@Reagun7878]

@@chamomilecujoh5631 yes. And it is no coincidence

[@눈0101]

Матрёшка хы :) Мне так нравиться когда это говорят люди с других стран

[@zempheta1615]

Неужели я вижу здесь русского, приятно

[@hellhoundz_133]

Caesar: Crushed under a rock Kakyoin: Donuted into a watertower Rohan: *I don't like where this is going*

[@moosicmuahahah1190]

Earth, water, fire, air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked. *Ceaser dies by stone roof* *Kakyoin dies by water tower* *Rohan dies by explosion* *Avdol killed by air*

[@Cheeseboy1967]

@@moosicmuahahah1190 Nice comparison, now I feel like laughing and crying

[@ProbablyHeavensDoor]

i mean during his first appearance Rohan did get beat kakyoin style (bro went flying back and crashed)

[@artema.]

Now I wanna see a doujin by this artist cause... just... yes.

[@moodyfingers7301]

Me too

[@purin5167]

go to horny jail

[@artema.]

@@purin5167 on my way

[@artema.]

@Towel ???

[@spencer1869]

--Same.

[@catherine7n721]

That was totally blessed , my all favorite ships are gathered

[@PvnsPttrSkwlkr]

Catherine 7n Same omg

[@optimusburrinktea562]

And the song was a trip

[@catherine7n721]

@@therefore-I-AM maybe because the video was made before part 5 was released so thay didn't put them

[@pancakezzzs]

@@therefore-I-AM don't judge my taste (well idk)

[@pancakezzzs]

@@therefore-I-AM yeah is not very famous...

[@phiero0]

боже, какая прекрасная рисовка. и песня. черт, превосходно 😭💞

[@giulio5145]

Me: * Sees Rohan and Josuke * Nah i don't ship them Also me: * Sees Caesar and Kakyoin with Joseph and Jotaro * *Break the like button*

[@vinbe3430]

This is basically the jojos and their doms

[@Kam1Nam1]

No no no It is supposed to be: "Jojos and their subs"

[@vinbe3430]

@@Kam1Nam1 yes!

[@stxrrynxght319]

emphasis on “supposed to be”

[@vinbe3430]

@@stxrrynxght319 lol

[@jolynecujoh7863]

Caesar is a switch and so is Joseph you cannot tell me otherwise

[@thelingeringartist]

I love how even though it’s in a different language,we still can understand through the art what’s being implied. It’s absolutely wonderful.

[@ezhednespit]

Я не понимаю текста но тут есть некоторое количество русских слов, прекрасный Какёин, потрясающий Цезарь и абсолютно божественный Рохан Я ПРОСТО ВЛЮБЛЕНА В ЭТО

[@giornogiovannia3750]

And I'm the gay one?

[@sillygoofygoobery]

yes. you are gayer than that.

[@milktea181]

we love u because of that tho

[@paologutarra2708]

I wish I could be your mist- ...I-I mean, yes, you are gay

[@artemys5197]

I have to say that I see you everywhere, and you are actually one of the few "I have chose the nickname of this character so now I'll pretend I'm them" that is not cringe. Almost all of your comments that I've seen are actually pretty funny djdjdks Even tho I'm a little concerned that this was recommended to so many people-

[@naranciaghirga1809]

Yes