Eli Porter Documentary (Part 1 of 2)

[@jacktheartisan406]

"He called me crippled, so I called him gay" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@currypablo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@willigagbob8243]

Okay you seriously made me burst out laughing 🤣

[@VivaCoast]

I died 🤣 💀

[@user-ee1ws3bi6l]

Holy shit. 😂

[@atomkinder13]

Brilliant

[@Hideotic]

He's the best man, he did it

[@redfactionELITE]

Hideotic he deeed it

[@btr3k]

🎙🙄

[@el-kiote]

Did what?

[@yessirmiller5068]

Hideotic Fuck that, Yo the boy has got you talkin' cripple My advice to Eli is to stop rappin' Stick to walkin’ cripple!!!

[@threebruises9583]

Lol

[@paullywallystoolworld]

they seriously made a legit documentary out of this. lol

[@SweetLadiiM]

A Fresh Look At Tools I said the same shit! 😂

[@MrParis215]

A Fresh Look At Tools Actual Testimonies... from Actual people ....(I'm through wit Rap lol 😂)

[@FoneArc]

A Fresh Look At Tools -- This video is one of the first viral videos. It is older than KZbin; and worthy of a documentary.

[@emeleoemon-TheSpiritDetective]

A Fresh Look At Tools When you're the best mayne and deed it, a documentary gotta happen.

[@tarshatasha5596]

right! lol

[@NickHou82]

"He called me cripple so I call him gay" LMAO

[@IllusArt]

Lmao

[@jesusmejia1334]

From the legend himself 😄

[@Animals_As_Leaders]

😂😂😂

[@user-wz4ch2oh2c]

😂😂😂😂

[@birdwayne4358]

😭😭😂😂😂

[@MrNoob0305]

Eli's the best mayne, he deed it.

[@behindthen0thing525]

Yeah

[@hateisasignofenvy651]

....."I really mean it"

[@jimboscooter432]

He lost

[@jedidiahshmuelcruz]

Eli Porter > All mumble rappers

[@idiiidit]

I made this account in honor of him 7 years ago

[@tayecolemitchell5058]

Love u

[@AlbertoHernandez]

idiiidit hahah yessss

[@billbixby6833]

U did that.

[@ChrisJProductionz]

idiiidit W

[@buckfuttler2877]

respec!

[@senovialewis1820]

They had a lit high school experience.. a little awkward but we were all awkward at one point

[@33incognito]

Yeah, but that's next level awkwardness

[@acaciagirl]

I love how the teachers encouraged this and found a productive way for the boys to rap!! Instead of condemning it like some institutions do.

[@WaldoBagelTopper]

You're right. That same year was my senior year and high school. And kids were doing the same. Innocently too. No fights. No feuds. Just fun and jokes. And they would always shut us down. They treated it as if it was some underground dog fighting ring.

[@Cbans1]

Rosie O’Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower really is a line You’ll never hear in hip hop again cause of the way the world is now😂 that’s crazy

[@obeseperson]

“Cuz of the way the world is now” why you wanna roast Rosie o donnell so bad tf

[@kindnessofwooedandwooer2494]

ain't no wonder why you came out, you're already in the gay parade!@@obeseperson

[@luvmenow33]

What about the gay parade?

[@ReggieMiller_3Point]

​@@obesepersonRosie o donnell can rot in hell FDB

[@youtubehernandez9378]

Envy won the battle but Eli won the war

[@itsremynolimit7454]

This is it in 2024

[@bsommer1717]

i dont know wants funnier, the actual freestyle or this documentary about it

[@dimesjustforsmiles6082]

Lmao...your hell bound lol🤣🤣😂

[@iamphil84]

😂

[@shanghaibricks3300]

the people who made this documentary are the best man, they did it

[@hondamanvtec2894]

Fuck you Eli is the Goat

[@acewonder18]

Exactly what I was thinking 😂 😂

[@jakejohnnn]

I'm still in my 20's, but I don't think kids these days understand exactly how big shit like this was before youtube, how much we used to watch these old viral videos over and over.

[@tas19921]

Now you're in youre 30's 🥲

[@davidbellofficial1688]

Over and over bro

[@chriselliott8022]

34 here. It’s later than you think. Go have fun before you can’t!

[@RossNCVince]

How in the actual fuck did they make a documentary about this battle?

[@gregnice25]

lmao

[@dux3835]

+TheRealGK lmao. You won the Internet

[@Resverie_]

+Ross N. C. Vince I could almost understand an independent one maybe 20 minutes long but 2 parts 70+ minutes? LOL

[@brandonstewart3000]

+TheRealGK lol

[@MirkoMatarazzo]

+TheRealGK lmaoo

[@Asiatic1]

I love Eli. I’ve been friends with him on Facebook for years. He’s very nice and a lot more intelligent than ppl give him credit for. His personality shines through his disability. He’s also hilarious! I love this behind the scenes documentary lol it’s like a lil piece of nostalgic history I never knew I needed 😂😂😂

[@academyofstreetdance1107]

How is his health nowadays bro? Hope he's well

[@milok2444]

i can’t believe y’all made a doc about this. I’m not being sarcastic, this is incredible. I hope y’all are proud because this is a really amazing idea.

[@Mista808]

Nostalgic - ✅ Hilarious - ✅ Bars - ✅ Meme worthy - ✅ Innocence - ✅ Viral - ✅ Offensive - ✅ Bro this shit is honestly pure fucking gold.

[@obeseperson]

dude said “offensive”

[@missbritt288]

This is the most wholesome high school ive ever seen in America , like something off a movie for real

[@TheStampeder]

Dead Ass!!

[@Victor-d4c3q]

Fr😂

[@toblerusseta]

this documentary is digital gold. all of the people in this high school are naturally hilarious. Eli, i listened to your mix tape after. You actually make fun music. I wish you the best.

[@jimboscooter432]

True, rap is the best genre for a disabled mentally retarded person to succeed.

[@ToasterBrain51702]

To be honest, "Look at this dude, he need to stay in the shade Ain't no wonder why he came out, he already in the gay parade" is one of the most clever rhymes of all time.

[@skoozeblood]

This is probably the best documentary ever. It's the best. You did eeeeeeet.

[@gimmemyish]

Donnie Skuza lololol

[@andim.8788]

Mannnnnn

[@TxWIll]

Ahaha, "I don't wanna say it's David & Goliath..more like two Davids" - Genius

[@jayare6975]

Lmao

[@will7464]

T Will or two goliaths

[@SebbySenpai]

LOL, I love how everybody is ganging up and hating on Envy. Classic.

[@23srod]

Envy in the gay parade

[@crews-lj3ph]

+funkpunkandroll shut yo bitch ass up

[@arielhernandez3517]

Envy is that you?

[@meleemafia388]

El Classico

[@jrmmedia2347]

So envy was a new student that's how he came in the iron mic freestyle.

[@bobsagget823]

The closure. Yes. This is amazing. Absolutely amazing. Eli Porter is a legend.

[@TheInfamousChes2]

This is one of the most well put together docs I have ever seen. Great job. I didn't know the infamous pause after "I did it" was because he wasn't supposed to curse. That only elevates Eli in my eyes...he didn't stop because of any kind of disability. He stopped because he was told to and that was never understood by people outside of the studio. Had they let him do his thing, Envy would've gotten it worse than what he did. Eli Porter is the fucking champion of the internet.

[@l0ufromdaBX]

“Look at this dude he need to stay in the shade, Ain’t no wonder why he came out, he already in the gay parade.” That is the HARDEST line in a freestyle PERIOD.

[@longxiong496]

That’s hard

[@Silkforge]

BARS 🔥🔥

[@John-Doe-Yo]

@@samueljennings5909 like that was from the movie ?

[@bradensmith661]

So hyped this is a real documentary

[@ajcastaneda2832]

This was actually entertaining to watch

[@fifthdimensionguru]

He Deed Iiiittt.

[@shadyvilleentertainment5066]

Suprisingly

[@enemay]

I'm so inspired, every morning before work, I listen to that battle, it gets me pumped and motivated. Gets me ready for my job flippin burgers at the local fast food, it gives me hope; I know by the amazing lyrics of my man Eli, that someday I will rise above, that there is something more to life, that I will not be flipping burgers forever, I know that someday I'll replace the dude that puts on the lettuce, tomatoes and pickles. I love this life.

[@theone-d5t]

Ahaha you flip burgers bwhahaha

[@xCasper87TRDx]

Never let go of your dreams of greens my man!

[@chelitaa10]

LMAO

[@sang-minjin997]

keep it up mayne. one day you'll find yourself on the vegetable detail, and you can say to yourself, "I deed it."

[@tayecolemitchell5058]

Sang-Min Jin lololololol

[@NLTJ]

19:49 "Look at this dude, he need to stay in the shade, ain't no wonder why he came out...he already in the gay parade." Edit: Oh thanks for the likes XD

[@bradpitiful7575]

You know?... That line actually wasnt bad.

[@NLTJ]

Brad Pitiful Yep it wasn't but the way he said it was funny

[@bradpitiful7575]

Lol. Well, that was a major part of the appeal.

[@NLTJ]

Brad Pitiful 😆😂😅

[@oluchioluwaseyi9950]

bars!

[@SuperOliba]

It's November 2015 and I'm just barely seeing this!? My life finally has meaning!

[@Zay5248]

lol me too

[@adriancherry4280]

It’s 2024 I’m just seeing this

[@some.person]

Eli seems smarter than some of the other guys there

[@BenHereb-sonOfthesword]

When you have a disability one way, your brain sometimes is enhanced in other ways. Who knew a high schooler would think of those kind of Bars.

[@some.person]

Bro, this comment is 9 years old 😂 thank you for reminding me that this existed though

[@BenHereb-sonOfthesword]

@@some.person 🤣🤣 nah thank you Fam

[@vernonkendall9638]

I laughed thinkin this was gonna be bad but I can't lie I'm never gonna look at that video the same way again

[@kingsaintides7227]

You need to stay in the shade

[@tysonmack3350]

This documentary should have been screened at the Sundance Film Festival.

[@zackdavis2745]

Lmao

[@earlodom6026]

Agree

[@11oakclifftx]

That's a cool teacher. Salute

[@davechuck8920]

Eli is a goat , this documentary changed my whole perspective, i watched this battle when I was literally like 9 yrs old , I’m 22 now lmao . Eli personality is really amazing I never knew someone could be so real and humble .

[@Idiyahmean]

they actually got andy milonakis for this 😂😂😂

[@TheRightone177]

It was serious

[@tobyb.3323]

Of course they did lol

[@CourtneyLachiver]

They should've left that fat fuck out. He is a complete waste of space.

[@getmoney8751]

And a couple real rap battle judges and critics 💯

[@MattC-jg1yb]

@@CourtneyLachiver right? Everyone in here is sincere and he's just throwing lame ass sarcastic jokes

[@ohedd]

Eli about his leg: "I don't know about swag, but it get me where I need to go, so we're good" lol

[@kingsaintides7227]

Lol

[@dominiquestrobert]

That’s what makes him so dope

[@jonhallowell4099]

Honestly, it's something that could have been in Moby Dick, or some other classic piece of literature.

[@flossbee]

The Eli Porter video went viral before outlets like KZbin, Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook and Twitter came to fruition or were in very early stages. That alone makes the OG battle video a legend!

[@mechhyena6957]

20:40 Interviewer: "And Envy, there was rumors about his homosexual tendencies." Eli: "Hell naw. It was... it wasn't no rumors."

[@smilezb850]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@WillyTheComposerOfficial]

I love the dude who’s claim to fame is being the guy who “Did the Heart Shape”

[@chrisfrommaine]

This doc has answered hundreds of questions I've had about Eli porter and supporting cast. Bravo man..

[@fsimguru]

Im so glad they explained what was going on between Marv-o and Jdub. I questioned their relationship for years.

[@ARMOSPHERE]

fsimguru 😂😂😂

[@ruthieq2950]

u do know even if they fucked they can simply deny it and you won't know

[@antonvanderbatez6015]

You spent years questioning the relationship of two people in a 5 mins video from the early 2000's

[@fsimguru]

@@antonvanderbatez6015 I did. It kept me up at night on many occasions. You should try caring about other people for once. It's healthy.

[@irwinjanlagare8800]

😄😄😄

[@facedspaced]

This is possibly the most amazing thing I have ever seen.

[@philwhittall4915]

this has to be one of the best videos on youtube

[@aviavi4717]

I really hope Elie has good freinds around him to take care of him. Elie is one awesome dude.

[@OMGHIDE]

"Until then...I'mma just be Eli." Words too powerful

[@niteprowler709]

Y'all that are dissing this poet are like Rosie O'Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower!

[@bonnied.writer9820]

Wow, kanye shouted eli out on a song.. that's dope!!!

[@salvadorld]

"I'm the best man. A deity."

[@PranaChi369]

salvadorld best bar of all time

[@therealliveguy]

lmfao!!!!!

[@jesuschrist4321]

And The whole time everyone thought it was "i did it".. Eli Got all our asses

[@keithlamar3983]

Lmfao yoooooooo

[@MyMelanatedScope]

🤯🤯🤯

[@brwi1]

I've watched this a few times over year, it's so well done. It hits all the points that a documentary should, giving a silly viral video some context and humanity.

[@Moms_Spaghetti]

damn even got Andy Milonakis analyzing Eli's mad bars

[@TheStepmonkey]

"YO IM THE BEST MAN, I DID IT!!" - Eli Porter

[@LyricalTrain]

Mayne*

[@ChildOfTheUniverse3]

+TheStepmonkey spaces out for a couple of minutes contemplating the meaning of life and the origins of the universe....

[@davidh7827]

*died*

[@BLaCkKsHeEp]

I DEED EET!

[@HGUHFful]

* *BESS MAYYYYYNE I DEEED IT*

[@qntainmnt]

Eli porter > young thug

[@YaAllahswt]

Eli porter > 2pac

[@qntainmnt]

***** yup

[@THCwhitechapel]

Sound about the same lol

[@ravencherokee]

You a lie.

[@adriandavis117]

Dude,,, thugger is the realest

[@abrahamc4981]

This should be on Netflix!!!

[@kingsaintides7227]

Its on youtube for free tho😐

[@kotzwell88]

The fact that this isn't the most watched follow-up video on youtube is appalling. Seriously, this is gold.

[@Tales_From_The_Crypto]

Best documentary I've seen....hands down. ..great job

[@1985cactus]

The hell is a bisexual bridal shower?

[@user-op3vo3uc6y]

💀😂💀

[@brannenb5993]

1985cactus ask Rosie o'Donell

[@sceyef4628]

Well, think: What is a bridal shower? Now, a bisexual bridal shower is a bridal shower is obviously one held for a bisexual wedding.

[@1985cactus]

@115584355903491949609 What is a bisexual wedding??

[@sceyef4628]

1985cactus A wedding where one or more participants are bisexual?

[@JakeRanney]

Yo why is Andy Milonakis popping up 12 minutes into this like we wouldn't notice

[@danielmasinde1128]

I found this in December 2019 and I had to come watch it again! Please do another follow upon all those guys and where they are now. We need it!

[@Redman092000]

lolwhats funny is how serious they are in this documentary like they are doing a documentary on a celebrity

[@Darkdemonoflite]

right it's so cool i love this story

[@terencegray2671]

He famous tho lol

[@Animals_As_Leaders]

It had a cultural impact, that's why

[@HiPocket303]

Mans a celebrity dude

[@ChadFreeman757]

They are.

[@kingmanmillenia]

I can honestly say I truly enjoyed this and one of the most controversial issues that went unanswered now has been answered.

[@Dakid4rmdade]

Marv-o got his hands all over that man chest so gayyyy😂😂

[@SimmerJas]

KING M right 😂😂😂

[@Pskawt]

I like Envy’s rap. Who’s to say what’s rehearsed & what’s being artistically fit in. It’s no holds barred in a battle rap.

[@Rawk4Life]

For the people making fun of Eli, what have you done in your life without worrying that others were going to judge you? Sure, Eli Porter will never be on the same level of emcees like Eminem, Jay Z, Snoop Dogg, or Nas, but you have to give him credit for having the balls to allow himself to be exploited on the internet, and ignoring those who just showed up to hate on him. The only way it would be different is if Eli got a big head and truly thought of himself better than what he really was.

[@District-ie7md]

You’re right, eli porter will never be on the same level, compared to eli all the people you just mentioned might as well be babbling infants.

[@donmichaelcorbin4417]

For an example of one having "the big head" see Cyrax

[@user-t8gxkfin7n]

They human beings too. I mean if they wanna get married, let em get married. Although I wouldn't condone to that shit. LMAO!

[@ctrainbeats]

So close 😂😂

[@Jooseloose]

Andy milinokis dissecting the rosie O'Donnell bridal shower line 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MultiBlackmale]

From 5 minute clip to an hour and eleven minute documentary. He did it.

[@keytronic]

Everyone asking why this is a documentary needs to watch the 2nd part, this 1st part is suppose to make you laugh and show you how he got famous and the 2nd part shows who Eli really is, dude had a 3.8 GPA and struggles with kidney failure on a daily basis.

[@oleathiajones2531]

Eli reminds me of the kind of dude kids would try to pick on because hes physically challenged now knowing that Eli has impeccable roasting abilities and is extremely cleverly!! Then they get roasted and look even more like a fool to their peers for getting roasted by someone challenged!!

[@enigmastewart9712]

🤣

[@itsame32]

"let em get married.. although i wouldnt condone that shit" holy fuck LOL

[@Will-kg5ly]

This Documentary should win every award possible.

[@thomaskaaz1]

In all seriousness, this is one of the most well put together documentaries I've ever seen. Very coherent, well paced and dissects every aspect of the viral video. I've seen spike lee documentaries that are worse.

[@combat2267]

There's so many different little things about this documentary that make it comedy gold. The montage at 21:21 is some genius level comedic editing.

[@itstheman0nthem00n]

The Chris Fuller guy who’s captain was “Did the heart shape” while holding a stogie and a red solo cup almost made me fall out of chair laughing

[@TheAfghan72]

You know your the best when you got Kanye and Khaleed quoting you lol. Ma nigguh Eli!

[@C4NUR43DM4N4M3]

2:35 " YO MR WHITE! WHEN WE GONNA START FREESTYLING AGAIN?!"

[@DuBHIPPOPANDROLL]

This stuff makes my life.

[@HikariSakai]

xD

[@davidd3777]

+Jesse Pinkman he looks and sounds like Vince Gilligan

[@luckycharms8282]

Eli Porter is the chocolate shakespeare of a generation.

[@dezidiaz2766]

It is beautiful to see how if one is just oneself, truly, like Eli, the Universe finds a place for you. He now has a documentary about him freestyling, viewed by more than 160,000. How many non-disabled people can say that much? And the bisexual bridal shower line is fucking classic This is very well done. Great job sir

[@jimboscooter432]

I'd rather be a non disabled person who dosen't have a documentary on yt with 160k views.

[@joelwester8273]

Paying my respects in 2019. He did it

[@shaombay]

did i watch the same rap battle as these guys cuz when i watched it i died of laughter these guys analyse it like its a cure for cancer -_-

[@MutilManny123]

Shut up

[@shaombay]

Manny Deluna no

[@PachaUploads]

did you even watch the video cause if you did you'd realize the people talking witnessed the whole thing. you would also realize this is a documentary. do you know what a documentary is?

[@Homeboy8227]

Pacha this video sucks for a documentary

[@DDefiance843]

Deeeeeaad at cure for cancer

[@MichaelMilnerMusic]

I’ll never forget someone said this nigga look like reptile from mortal kombat lol

[@gabrielcassaro]

elis friends be like: oh man hes a genius eli be like: dat shoudnt`ve been der

[@HammerOfJustice124]

That has to be the coolest teacher in the world.

[@MzChevyBlu]

Just finding out about this in 2019. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@ThatGuy_23]

Okay...you did it.

[@jayher1737]

Welcome to the legend

[@kingsaintides7227]

You were at too many bi sexual bridal showers😌

[@slimandnone__6545]

Welcome. This shit was the bomb on Tosh back in the day

[@ajax420336]

Man even the teacher called out Envy for doing a written verse

[@jeffreyluzon6296]

ELI THE LEGEND

[@Humblearrogance_TX]

It’s 2019 & I just found this....

[@kingsaintides7227]

*YOU NEED TO STAY IN THE SHADE*

[@adriandavis117]

Laaayyyyyeeeeeeeeeeete.

[@slimandnone__6545]

He deed it

[@rxkmissionaryman]

The shit you find at 1am😭

[@petek9348]

I went to school with all these dudes. This was at chamblee charter high school in Chamblee Georgia sometime between 2001 and 2004.

[@RandomBlackGamer]

Must've been lit

[@DangerfieldChris]

I really wish we could find Envy, alas I feel he never recovered.

[@DangerfieldChris]

@EsotericNYC hahaha

[@SHOTW3FEDITfvr]

yooo evrbody thats here for this is a real one frfr this was legendary mane lmso

[@liveinlovealways]

So many fucking funny things in this video lmaoooo... First of all, I can't believe this is an actual documentary... Classic Second, 22:04 "Did the Heart Shape" LMFAO

[@LTKK]

This was great lol. I didn't expect such a captivating documentary. What I expected to be a parody turned into a heartwarming story. The Legend of Eli Porter lives on ✊

[@nightmarishcompositions4536]

This is honestly really wholesome.

[@JEdwards713]

I can't believe I just found this now, probably one of my favorite documentaries of all time behind TRAPPPED's work.

[@magicmike1499]

Adult marvo's face appears to be 3D

[@brothatothanight1379]

Eli Porter was clearly in the wrong era...People in the early 2000's was not ready for lyrical skill set....This kid was mos definitely ahead of his time....You also had guys like Chingy, Mike Jones, Jibbs, and Murphy Lee who over shadowed his talent....Fast forward time and Eli would be a star nowadays...So basically what I'm tryna say is, "I got one question mayne, tell me who's next?" -Bars-

[@dt3sh]

This comment is gold

[@dantomko9222]

@Damonta Robinson I don't think he's being serious bro.

[@cheddaboyant7817]

Rap had hella lyrics it's just it moves up and down

[@PlviboiRon]

12 years later Eli still the BEST

[@no0bbbb]

So much older than 12 years F

[@briand.45]

Why am I now just seeing this one of the best flows of all time my man Eli 💯

[@pvgaming8243]

Good job Eli I wish you the best of luck in the future. You deed it!

[@shadyvilleentertainment5066]

So they made an hour long documentary about a 3 Minute video lol I love it