Eli's Subscription Box | Barshens

[@firefly2k7uk]

Even after 7 years this was one of their best segments

[@nWo4Life71]

I like how this channel was made for Barry and Ashens, and Eli just came along and highjacked it, and is now everyone's favorite.

[@dogfish3373]

@@AcornElectron Why do you say it was Barry who kiboshed it? I thought the crew could no longer do it.

[@aborted4196]

Ok Boomer

[@swanningabout]

@@aborted4196 what?

[@jordanreynolds1498]

#BringBackBarshens

[@rucu8311]

Barry actually lost sponsorships on his main channel plus he had to keep travelling a long way to film. Barry and Ashens are actually friends and hold each other in high regard. It was a mutual decision to end the show.

[@jaymess3276]

"If he was that hard he'd have a bigger Johnny" Put it on my gravestone

[@rump438]

"Look at the joy that my box is bringing" Oh Eli, you are a treasure.

[@DoctorPompidou]

Eli's new catchphrase, "that's value"

[@calvinscheuerman]

Modular.

[@OnlyEpicEmber]

It has amplitude

[@simplyrenirambus2982]

"Now THAT's classy!"

[@hypnotised-clover]

"I can clean my muff"

[@thedukeofallsaiyans1369]

Look at how modular that is!

[@tmansimpson1]

God i miss this channel

[@kyleshepherd8639]

bring it back yaaaaas

[@theaaaa4180]

I watch this every six months

[@rzeka]

THAT'S VALUE!

[@chupathingy6626]

At least!

[@SiGhast]

"Ribbed for her pleasure" A quality remark gone unnoticed. A modern tragedy.

[@anndownsouth5070]

I think there is a difference between unnoticed and ignored.

[@SiGhast]

@@anndownsouth5070 That's fair.

[@jordanreynolds1498]

#BringBackBarshens

[@xigbar1994]

I'd buy an Eli box just for the fact that every item would've been touched by the glorious bearded man himself. Plus you could clone your own Eli from the skin flakes on the t-shirts or earmuffs.

[@oneofmanyjames-es1643]

That is quality

[@HurrikinProductions]

That's classy.

[@Trashware]

Barry has been wearing it as well, you might get some interesting twoheaded The Fly project thingy out of that cloning process.

[@xigbar1994]

A Barli perhaps

[@Brian1972]

Trashware, a barshens love child?

[@Exowave1]

"and it's from nissin, so not only do they make cars..." everytime I watch this video this still makes me laugh

[@BestBoyPatrick]

I loved Stuart's look of sheer terror when the vest came out.

[@Gowire]

"That's quality, look at that blue". Feels like I'm watching QVC

[@AgentTasmania]

Jack Gowrie BVC* Barshens, Value, Cuality

[@tylergarza8695]

@@AgentTasmania No, QVC is a shopping channel.

[@swanningabout]

@@tylergarza8695 woosh...

[@bmbpdk]

#bringbackbarshens YOU REACHED YOUR GOAL! CONGRATULATIONS!

[@XephreWolf]

Eli: "It's for smoking tobacco products, that's it." Eli: *looks and shrugs at the camera*

[@swanningabout]

We all saw it...

[@jordanreynolds1498]

#BringBackBarshens

[@Draco_-mk5zv]

bloody hell, are we still doing these?

[@AsymptoteInverse]

I've learned more than I ever thought I'd know about Eli's John Thomas.

[@antster1983]

Eli's meatuss is like a crow's beak on top of a training cricket ball. That enough information for you, Hobo John?

[@OnlyEpicEmber]

Is Eli's beard modular?

[@richyvandamme]

CrAzYgIrL i dunno, but it has great amplitude

[@cosmicjenny4508]

+CrAzYgIrL *It's a modular art toy!!*

[@deadwaldo]

Has value.

[@thechrissyb]

you too could have a beard the same, in a easy 500 part magazine collection. First issue 99p, next 499 only £500 each. Shall i sign you up?

[@OnlyEpicEmber]

Sure, sounds great

[@n.s.mcmahon6180]

Honestly, without joking, I would love a noodle box. It could be a shipment of different types of instant noodles from around the world showing up every month.

[@frankenmuth1]

Radical Lazarus there is one it's called Exotic Noods. its like 20 bucks a month. I found it on google

[@antster1983]

How modular!

[@Alex-vc2mg]

>see new Barshens vid >Click on it so fast Neil DeGrasse Tyson is writing a dissertation on it

[@ZoBo_]

black garlic oil nissin? that's a bloody good instant noodle right there, I'm impressed!

[@SamoIsKing]

Two years later and the best bit of this video is still Pauls gutteral belly laughs off camera.

[@SamoIsKing]

Update: Still is. Especially 0:50.

[@MurlocManiac511]

6:48 "so, you've got the Bratz logo there..." little teethy smile.

[@danforbes3573]

Barry"The muffs a bit smelly as well" Eli"I can clean my muff!" Brilliant!

[@HowlinMadMurD0C]

This has to be the best Barshens video. Also I'm pretty sure Gannon's laugh can cure cancer!

[@phyroscire5817]

Eli you're swiftly becoming one of my favorites, full of amplitude! I for one believe Eli's Box is worth the full 50 quid, maybe more!

[@Enoxix.]

I would love to see this as a monthly box...

[@RudieRickenbacker]

Is Eli a full sized dwarf?

[@TenshiCat]

Yes

[@robertdobbo3683]

What a comment 🤣🤣🤣

[@antster1983]

Tiny Man!

[@Fershizzal]

@@antster1983 i just listened to that podcast. Lol

[@zampai]

Paul's laugh is curing my depression man.

[@Mrpolonog]

I love how you can hear the people behind the camera laugh

[@mcopado]

Make this a regular segment. This was fun!

[@honkinbubbafulton8791]

LOL'd at Barry mixing Nissan and Nissin up.

[@jordanboulton6646]

Does Eli have his own channel? I need that in my life.

[@KnugenMooMoo]

Jordan Boulton no

[@cheapshow]

Yes, he does have his own show, its called CheapShow.. this show!!

[@KnugenMooMoo]

Oh didn't know that tho it was a podcast

[@rainyxnightshade]

I don't believe he does. I have asked and searched for his or Pauls channels no luck.

[@cheapshow]

he will never have his own channel coz he can't be arsed, so.younwill all have to make do with CheapShow

[@apinakapina]

Eli is just brilliant. I do like the supporting cast too, but he's clearly the lead.

[@jhuanbrown3455]

That spring loaded cassette case would be magnificent for Mega Drive (Genesis) cartridges. I've found some of the old cassette storage boxes useful for just that purpose.

[@mavisbeacon6770]

Barshens was like a groundbreaking anime. Go out on top instead of milking it until people are sick of it. Very admirable.

[@ferivus3865]

I love Eli. More Eli.

[@TranscendentLion]

Eli's muff and microphallus in one video. My life is complete.

[@theoldone22]

How about "An Excellent Box" brought to you by Chef Excellence?

[@Ephemeral_Style985]

That end segment made me cry laughing! This was a quality episode 👌🏻

[@GeorgiawithaG]

It's been 7(?) Years since Barshens began and I JUST realized that Eli's patch is just his name. Mind. Blown. 🤯

[@Asquid1987]

The video that accompanies that record is brilliant. Really, brilliant.

[@TheGlitched64Reads2]

"I can clean my muff" Well Eli, we are all definitely glad to hear that.

[@ChristmasCrustacean1]

Thank you for the extended and thorough look at Eli's box

[@thomasjenkins7506]

probably the one subscription box with actual value and quality.

[@eastplnes5158]

I remember watching a video where Eli performed infront of an audience at a comedy club, never knew he was an actual comic.

[@heikkiremes5661]

Superball actually contributed to the finnish language. Every bouncy rubber ball is called a superball (superpallo). Cool.

[@mrwest626]

More Eli's boxes please 📦

[@SB-et9nf]

Eli had the best damn box I've ever seen!

[@emmy9345]

I assumed that an Elibox would consist of a number of smaller and scantily clad Eli's

[@Atypical-Abbie]

I'm starting to think that this show doesn't really have much of a budget.

[@OnlyEpicEmber]

Starting? Just starting?

[@joelwest-ward480]

That's the point lol

[@ArgoIo]

They apparently are filming this show at the KZbin Space in London. They probably don't have the budget for their own studio lighting and equipment anyway.

[@3KiwisInABucket]

That's what happens when Stuart wastes all of his money on subscription boxes

[@OnlyEpicEmber]

They did say on the podcast that they made a custom Barshens set in the KZbin space. I think this is it

[@blackheartstk]

We needs a Eli Cribs episode as his house must be awesome

[@StalwartShinobi]

Eli is freakin epic. id definitley let him modulate some of my toys.

[@Seth-hc2bj]

Boy do I love it when Eli talks about noodles

[@majornote2417]

Now that's value

[@cheekbonestrenchcoat]

I'd buy a Barshens box! So long as we got one of those "Barshens" sew on badges which I really want. Also maybe include Cousin Dan or Slepp?

[@cheekbonestrenchcoat]

Every box has an inflatable crown

[@tomkenning5482]

@@cheekbonestrenchcoat AKA a King of Plasticine Cosplay Kit?

[@Livin-86]

Oh my god.. Biscoff biscuit? I love those! Totally worth 50 of any currency

[@dpatto]

Eli is a damn good Karl Pilkington type fall guy. I sense some spinoffs where you send Eli to awkward situations and film the results.

[@OnlyEpicEmber]

Did you see the office Christmas party sketch he was in that he shared on twitter recently? I feel like you would very much enjoy it

[@joshsamuelson1793]

Best show yet.

[@TOMMII0108]

"The muff doesn't have to be smelly!! I can wash my muff..."

[@JimHxn]

Listening to Ely talk about noodles is one of life's true joys.

[@marti5420]

our lord is here to deliver us a box of modular delight, amen.

[@dariusrobotson6872]

I love Eli! He is hilarious!

[@Aevilbeast]

Now, that box has some serious amplitude to it! I'd buy it in a heartbeat!! Please tell me it comes with with Eli's modular art toy from a art museum in Buffalo,NY!!

[@hannahbul]

Surprised no one went for the tonkotsu garlic noodles at the end, that shiz is the JAM!

[@ewanfleck]

Eli is right. They are indeed magical noodles.

[@juststeve1569]

Great stuff, this must have been filmed a while ago 'cause that cheese ramen video has been up for ages. Keep it up people.

[@thebongmaster]

"NO! GET OFF THE FUKKIN BALL!" classic XD

[@DocUgs]

An excellent subscription box...

[@polishenglish8356]

I feel that there microfallus issue is not touched upon enough on this channel and I would like to see a continuation of that discussion :D

[@zabukazar]

I don't want to see anybody's microfallus' being touched upon.

[@polishenglish8356]

That may be a good point - audio podcast then? :D

[@ginemginem]

The Ancient Greek ideal of beauty was to have a tiny din-dong.

[@KasumiKenshirou]

Those poor guys. Not only the obvious problem, but they also have something in common with Hitler.

[@chandlerj333]

It's a reaction of fear of going into battle; exhaserbated by also being naked.

[@TenshiCat]

I love Eli!

[@talesfromiDEATH]

literally the only subscription box i would ever buy. Also I found that Snowman record in a charity shop once and have regretted not buying it ever since.

[@leeburns2823]

still the best episode

[@punkslime6349]

An Excellent Box

[@Wisawove]

Eli is like the son of Bill Bailey and Warwick Davis...

[@chupathingy6626]

Best comment ever.

[@richardcastro-parker3704]

Includes an unplanned and unannounced Eli's sauce report.

[@ahums16]

This month's EliBox had a lot of modular amplitude.

[@peterballard6107]

well i loved that look in to eli's box

[@KAgius96]

I'm a simple man… I see Eli, I thumbs up the video

[@bleezeblocks]

this video has helped me realize that it's not called the Hokey Pokey in UK or Ireland. my life is a lie.

[@kiethmeefs4712]

my inheritance from my grandfather was 3 of those modular cassette holders

[@DystopianOverture]

Eli is back! Yaaay!

[@Yr-Anghenfil]

I would definitely buy an Eli noodle subscription box!

[@alicesimpson9173]

Eil's noodle game is on point

[@frankenmuth1]

I would subscribe to an Eli box. It's a modular value box whose items all have a certain amplitude with each other.

[@cosmicjenny4508]

They can get modular, indeed, Eli!

[@nciscrazy10]

i love Eli

[@MajikManX]

Man Eli's the best

[@emilyinbetweener]

That Mary Kate and Ashley game is actually alright, I had it on ps1.

[@owensjl65]

More Eli boxes please.

[@VampiricReflection]

Can you actually buy Biscoff in Poundland?

[@sophiegoodswinchannel]

Frankie Strange yes x

[@VampiricReflection]

Sophie Goodswin Wow! I thought Stuart was being sarcastic. I knew you could get Biscoff Spread but didn't know you could buy the biscuits! That's great!

[@OnlyEpicEmber]

I bought the biscuits in Tesco but they were somewhat expensive if I recall. If you can get them in poundland then I need I need to take a trip to Northampton and buy all of their stock

[@koenvandamme6901]

I had no idea speculaas was so popular in the UK. Anyways, Lotus is pretty good, but you should try making some yourself once. It's pretty easy and you can fiddle with the spice/sugar balance.

[@OnlyEpicEmber]

Barry should make some for his channel

[@marykandis959]

Gonna say.. had that MK and A Olsen game..... gods I loved it

[@redgrouch]

Those ketchup packages look like they're from a mid 2000s video game.

[@timmowarner]

This was a great episode!

[@shuriKen469]

Eli's Box...The truth lies in the tat!

[@Eliscothern]

I need one of these!

[@Akikosdream]

"Get away from Eli's Balls XD"

[@SmokeyOwOs]

that dead child joke killed me

[@sonsterlad3326]

that hokey cokey vinyl, the snowmen, I do believe it was Ian Dury and the Blockheads.

[@jessicav9519]

Lol is Eli some kind of hoarder and this is his way of decreasing his stash. Haha

[@antster1983]

The House of Pickles has many mysteries.

[@MassiveTestes]

Daz bloody quality there

[@grimTales1]

3:18 - I remember seeing that clip on TOTP2 one Christmas