Elliot Offen and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

[@dnjj1845]

Who needs a driver's license anyway if you're elegant elliot offen, when you can run 20 miles a day, riiiight? Thoes calves, the body painlessly, effortlessly, and indefatigably moving along nonstop, riiiight? The people looking on, pulsating, palpitating and salivating, riiiight?

[@wesleymccurtain166]

Gangster talk!!!

[@conandoyle1740]

mah nigga talk

[@themanwithnoname1381]

David J nineteen million dollars of profound physical fitness, CASH

[@300dollarsperhour]

David J 1million dollars of profound and pristine physical condition, RRRRIIIGGHHHTTTT?!?!

[@hiphopguru81]

themanwithnoname My favorite NUTRIENT!!!! CASH!!!!

[@thetruth2509]

One of the best guests in show history.

[@jetydosa1]

You can't fake this type of insanity. He's truly nuts. That's what makes him so hilarious

[@Aquablue33]

You're truly right.

[@PlutoTheGod]

Gary H hes an actually crazy person trying to do a crazy character and doesn't realize that it's actually become him 😂😂 he's like gilbert gottfried on acid

[@doctorcrumb]

Hes a fucking genius though, you dont do fuking bust outs like he does, and vocabulary like that without being a brilliant mastermind

[@PlutoTheGod]

BigMuscly Pervert the guy did become a millionaire off scamming so he cant be THAT off

[@axeman6598]

Riiiiiggggghhhhhtttttttt!

[@Horus515]

10:55 My favorite moment. The sentimental "riiight".

[@anthonymartin9923]

😂😂😂

[@JulioLopez-xz5kx]

It was funny as hell!

[@naksonesdk8943]

hahahha the best right ever

[@renebrown7394]

10:55

[@nicholasfox966]

Completely startled and taken aback that someone is treating him nicely. A classic moment!

[@mikehawk9784]

11:00 😂😂😂 Howard is saying bye, ending on a good note, and Elliot starts talking about breaking his ex-wife’s fingers

[@_Tahmar]

"the roof fell down ok" lmao

[@edub167]

Elliot Offen and Riley Martin are my two favorite guests. I stopped watching The Stern show on tv once Elliot stopped coming on. I still listen from time to time but its not the same. They need to do an Elliot Offen return show Elliot is hilarious.

[@c0m4g1bb]

e dub so .. do you just get bored with everything in life eventually? You're saying you don't like Howard stern, radio, his format and style. Just two random characters whom you wouldn't know about otherwise? Riley and Elliot... You don't like any of the cast, crew, or other whack packers, beet, sal, the roasts, nothing?

[@waves_of_fear]

I agree

[@pikin2]

And things of this nature...thank you, good man

[@mattrickswayze2917]

Huh?

[@StormWatcher313]

What about my boy Beet?😊

[@nigabastard1268]

“My favorite nutrient..CASH!!!” 😂😂😂

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

Bar none best and most interesting guest ever

[@mikehawk9784]

25:02 Elliot laughing hysterically when he opens cab door and it gets smashed by a car. That’s a crazy person.

[@k10batmama]

I laughed so hard at this. Rewound it like 5 times

[@Landrew1208]

​@k10batmama Artie cracking up in the background is great.

[@pinkparis]

@@k10batmama I laugh myself silly every time. That maniacal laugh.

[@HLecterPHD]

Ronnie and Elliot would make an unbelievable real life double act. I'd have them living together as a reality show.

[@tobysgamingworld1550]

I know this is an ancient response but I had to. There’s no way those two living together doesn’t end in murder.

[@Eggeh1]

2023

[@goldensternmoments1749]

"I'M GONNA LEAVE YA DEAD! I'M GONNA LEAVE YA DEAD!! I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU DEAD!!! ...... in any event..."

[@anthonymartin9923]

Come up Quick Riiight!!?

[@coonhunter1192]

I'm gonna leave you for dead riigght

[@caseydog6849]

"Libel is ok as long as it's the truth....riiiight."

[@JustinBlazzzee]

opugilist Actually, as long as the statement is true, it isn’t libel. Elliot was right.

[@DukesFinalBoss]

JustinBlazzzee well, he was wrong. Considering what he described ISNT libel, because it’s the truth. Riiiight? Libel isn’t the truth, and not okay, riiightt?

[@THEDREAM3001]

Artie's deep laugh at 25:08 killed me, mixed in with Elliot laughing when the Taxi door came off!!!!! I listened to that Taxi ride like 3 fuckin times in a row.

[@JulioLopez-xz5kx]

13:13 My favorite nutrient CASH!!!

[@DukesFinalBoss]

Riiiight?!

[@-RandomBiz-]

@10:51 Elliot says "right" so much that when Howard compliments him for being a good guest over the years, Elliott's mind is saying "You're welcome." but his mouth can't help but say "Right" 😂

[@ericstewart0921]

That right is fucking hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣

[@MantisssssssMan]

It’s like his Tourette’s bro

[@-RandomBiz-]

@@MantisssssssMan Right!! 🤣

[@diocletiandondarrion7102]

Lmao perfectly said

[@leeDs718]

13:53 he called Artie an enema bag. if that's not funny idk what is

[@NothingToDismay]

I love the repeated 'they heard it all' with the addition of 'riiiggghhht' at 14:05

[@KrazeeClark]

"Dirt bag, douche bag, enema bag." - E. Offen 13:59

[@Qrqyt]

I spit out my coffee when he calls Artie “enema bag”

[@mn_twisted4319]

Enima bag is one of the best insults of all time

[@jaredmehrlich6683]

1:59 Max moved the truck the roof fell down.

[@goldensternmoments1749]

Just IMAGINE verbal sparring between Elliot Offen and Andrew Dice Clay hahahaha

[@KrazeeClark]

That's a good idea you have. I think for me, the combination would be Elliot Offen and "Crazy Alice." Ugghhh... hoo dis riiiiight? :)

[@dannycrockett9878]

GoldenSTERNMoments ...Oh man, that would be great

[@infinite97]

elliott is sooooo damn good. I miss hearing him. RIGHT?

[@janedoe-ex5wo]

RIIIIGHT?!

[@GM-qe7rh]

Riiiiiiiight

[@GM-qe7rh]

@@2000jago F Shuli

[@saiyaniam]

@@GM-qe7rh Gangster talk, riiight. Riiiight.

[@doomer66]

Ronnie and Elliots crescendo at 7:04 is magical

[@lord_straxus]

Ronnie and Elliot screaming at each other is entertainment at it's finest.

[@masterkush760]

"jibber jabber, boulder dash" Riiiggghhhhttt

[@crazyjkz]

"That's going nowhere, riiiiiiiight?!"

[@jasondixon7548]

And poppycock

[@mikevarvara353]

Elliot woulda been a great WWF wrestler manager

[@anthonymartin9923]

I was just about to say that!!

[@bobby_D]

Wow, yea he woulda.

[@HI-DEF100]

Riiiiiiiiight!

[@30xron]

It's wwe dope

[@mikevarvara353]

@@30xron it was called WWF when Elliot was on stern in late 90”s dope

[@petewheeler7283]

"The roof fell down. No big deal. Riiight?"

[@AAxAntonio]

IM LEAVING A COMMENT RIIIIIIIIIGHT GANGSTA TALK FOR SHORT MESSAGE RIIIIIIIIIIGHT.

[@Y2k_Ba3]

I love Elliot. He's great.

[@chaddonschaddons7084]

We've seen him a variety of times running in nylon stockings and feather scarfs for long distances up Park Ave.

[@pikin2]

Gary's overuse of "in other words" is a riot

[@SopranosFan57]

Classic interview. This is the interview where Elliot introduced his famous catchphrase "RIIIIIIGHT"

[@PlutoTheGod]

It's so fucking funny how he nearly got killed, getting the door ripped off the cab and he immediatly bursts into laughter

[@steveswamp]

they need to bring back the elegant one. best guest ever.

[@edmundgleason8293]

+Stephen Horvath look up Marci Turk. She runs the Stern show and won`t have Offen back on the air.

[@steveswamp]

Oh, what did he threaten her? I'll look it up.

[@edmundgleason8293]

+Edmund Gleason no.She was hired around 2012.She got rid of theSybian,and fired a few people.Replaced Tim Sabien,she is part of a movement called getting things done,an efficiency expert Stern hired.

[@zackcoffmanguitar]

Definitely the craziest guess for sure. And Artie making fun of him is always good.

[@contour157]

stupid bitch getting paid a fortune to turn stern into imus

[@Dog-999i]

My favorite part is how even when they turn off the mic you can still hear Elliot.

[@WillS724]

Oh man , i lost it when he opened the door into traffic an it made that loud crunch noise and he started laughing haha

[@MasterGuero]

25:04 lmao I'm in tears.

[@joechalmers8428]

Offen is the biggest creep to ever grace the studio of the Stern show and that's really saying something

[@nd7895]

He is the most amazing character on Howard ever

[@anthonymartin9923]

Idk if its just me, but he sounds eerily like a Super demented Sal Governale lol

[@KrazeeClark]

The "bag" exchange between Artie ands Elliot is my favorite single exchange in HS history. I might be in the minority, but I like it. I go around saying it all the time in certain contexts. Does this make me a loser? 13:54

[@_Tahmar]

Absolutely not.

[@KrazeeClark]

@@_Tahmar Thank you. 👍 Thanks for bringing me back to this video. I watched it again and it never gets old. 😆

[@_Tahmar]

@@KrazeeClark it’s a classic man no problem.

[@Chas4371]

This is one of teh Best EEO moments in Stern Show history.

[@RobsAdventuresAndVideos]

It's a bunch of poppycock Boulder dash Righhttttt

[@billpoole8541]

"some contaminants and carrcinagenes in your food variety" the best line

[@philliplinnemeier7584]

Captain janks gotta be worst caller in the history

[@carl4291]

“The truck has the goods in it, gangster talk for merchandise, riiiight” LOLLOLLOLLOL

[@DrHUGEshow]

The obsession with his calf muscles is so random.

[@Diakonov29]

Get a look at the gander, right.

[@swisscheeseplease97]

You like the GUNS riggght?

[@saiyaniam]

BULGING DOUBLE DEFINITION! RIIIGHT!!

[@clinteastwood6875]

Leg taped up riiiiight

[@billthecat666]

I love listening to his voice and tone escalate.

[@swisscheeseplease97]

You like the gangster intonation? Riiight?

[@janedoe-ex5wo]

14:03 Artie's laugh was priceless😆😆

[@PlutoTheGod]

I would love to see how bad the crash was 😂 imagine seeing a truck tear down a fucking parking garage entrance and then a man in lingerie jumps out and runs away

[@c0m4g1bb]

PlutoTheGod yeah? Just a typical Tuesday afternoon in NYC, no big d riiiight?

[@FilmDisney]

7:07 BUT THEY DON'T NEED ME RIIIGHT BUT THEY DON'T NEED ME RIIIGHT BUT THEY DON'T NEED ME RIIIGHT

[@nyonelove7617]

December 2005 was Stern's last month at K-Rock.

[@BASE5NYC]

Langford was such a great reporter for H100.

[@tesstickles1280]

Elliot was laughing and running like the Joker when that cab door got ripped off. Hopefully someone has the video of it because it was great!

[@MarkJohnson-ip2if]

Elliot is the greatest Whack Packer ever. This is pure, glorious gold.

[@matthewanthony4606]

Honestly he's way too smart to be a wack packer, you gotta read up on his arrest records. Elliot is more of a high IQ psychopath than a low IQ social reject who usually make up the wack pack. Even the smartest wack packer like let's say John the stutterer is still a smidgen below average intelligence, Elliot on the other hand is way smarter than the average person but also far more messed up.

[@pinkparis]

I go with ETM. Elliot is top 3, but I could listen to ETM all day. Elliot would give me a headache.

[@realbeetlejuice]

LOL WHENEVER ARTIE LAUGHS I CRACK THE FUCK UP

[@skywalkply1]

Elliot annihilated Artie!

[@Jetman41]

A few guys in my fraternity one night played a drinking game and took shots every time Elliot Offen said “Right” May they Rest In Peace 🍻

[@eyedea81]

The taxi situation was probably the funniest elliot has ever been. riiiiiiight???????????

[@hiphopguru81]

@23:20 his maniacal laugh gets me every time.

[@YouTubeOGSinceO6-vv9jn]

2024

[@albertoprudencio5481]

My favorite nutrient , CASH !

[@RosaParksize]

Amazing photoshop skills, YOU LACERTILLIAN LOOGARU, RIGHHHHHHHTTTTTTT?!!?

[@barrymccockner6450]

I saw Elliot on Steve Grillo's aftershock podcast a couple months ago, and he looks terrible. More makeup ,more women's clothes, more weirdness . And he has gotten really old looking. Its pretty sad.

[@LyssLiLi]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[@c0m4g1bb]

Lyndii Mey damn right

[@brianmoore493]

right!

[@billyshead1339]

I remember this. Thanks for it 🙏

[@kingquadroon]

Summons and complaint, RIGHT!?

[@brianmoore493]

Open AND shut cut and dry AIR TIGHT RIGGHT?

[@MyMg23]

Elliot is arguably the greatest guest of all time!

[@robbymulvany2109]

arguably, that's gangsta talk for definitely...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?

[@claydouglas2526]

My top 3 are 1) ETA 2) EEO 3) Carver

[@MyMg23]

@@robbymulvany2109 LOL

[@MyMg23]

@@claydouglas2526 Love ETA-haven't heard much of Carver although I did like the cribs episode with his black figurines

[@claydouglas2526]

@@MyMg23 a lot of his compilations on YT have been taken down (for obvious reasons)

[@frankm5150]

oh my god, the laughing when the door got wrecked lol amazing

[@crunkalac]

Dont you love when Gary cuts in on Elegant to tell a real brief story! Riiiiight?

[@knoxklay11]

i swear, elliot offen is like a character out of grand theft auto. RIIIGHT??

[@ABCDuwachui]

knoxklay11 the construction guy!

[@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904]

Air date is December 16th 2005

[@Tsumami__]

No shock that Violet has two kids.

[@kevinc1968]

Kitana Kojima you are soooooooooo hot!!!!!!

[@knoxklay11]

THE COURT TOLD HIM... TO GET HIS KIESTER!!! GANGSTER TALK FOR MY ASS, DOWN TO SQUASH THE BEEF. RIIIIGHT??

[@JBLAKIE1]

Elliot is a food and diet activist, as well as being crazy. His comment that you referenced was elliot suggesting that howard's surprise at the final show event would be a banquet, or some kind of food service. Elliot considers any food other than raw natural vegetables and fruits to be destructive.

[@maxdelmonte724]

Elliot is the Joker in real life

[@darensparks]

He lives at the Mondrian riiiiight, right.

[@dougkeller4071]

Wish Elliot and Riley would have shared some airtime together.

[@robbymulvany2109]

80% chance Elliot is a beavian

[@silversnail1413]

That would have been hilarious. Elliot babbling a mile minute like a speed freak while Riley slowly struggles to get his words out through a Wild Turkey haze.

[@saiyaniam]

Uuugh.. Targzissians are obviously reptilian.. Riiiiight. Thats Gangsta talk! for Lizard! RIGHT! You understand...

[@tonyducks1121]

​@@silversnail1413 Riley had food poisoning mothafukka!!

[@pinkparis]

Riley would have "uh" no doubt come up with some funny/annoyed put-downs while Elliot would have been shouting his gangster talk and diagnosing Riley.

[@optimisticcosmic]

No big deal, the roof fell down......

[@organizedchaos7111]

So classic!

[@RicArmstrong]

Who's watching this in 2020, riiiiiight?

[@abimael.347]

2021 lol

[@RicArmstrong]

@@abimael.347 And 2022 Riiiiight? 😁

[@_Tahmar]

I'm not shocked I said RIIIGHT!

[@macrolen9129]

The genius of meteor

[@SLJR16]

This video is great riiiiiigght? I lost it when he gets out of the taxi and starts laughing like an insane person 😂😂😂

[@edmundgleason8293]

+SLJR16 now this era replaced by Bobo and Marianne.

[@jgerard1964]

Where is the video to this? Had to be on the E channel show

[@ladyblazette]

my favourite nutrient, cash... riiight?! damned riiight 😘

[@doomer66]

Everybody, like, pays Elegant RIIIGHT?!

[@Lance_Strongarm]

LOL @ "LACERTILLIAN LOOGARU" I've been looking for the vid where he says this. any idea on which one it is?

[@daytonasayswhat9333]

This must have been Steve Langford's big break.

[@GM-qe7rh]

You’re a rusty nail, a beef stew !!

[@johnforeman634]

This guys one of the most unique nutty hilarious people I’ve ever heard

[@adrenalinflow]

Pre-internet lolcow

[@23jumpman92]

What a "Beefstew."

[@brittanygarrison8030]

A rusty nail, a has been. Riiiiiiight.

[@1lricardo]

Harvardpark617-- EEO tells Howard that his stooges have been harassing him, so he calls them that. It's the one where he gets mad bc Howard tells him how bad he looks, and EEO storms out of the studio. "Don't push me-- ' cause then I gotta push ya BACK, riiiight? Then I gotta push ya BACK!"

[@eyedea81]

"got enough jackets on? rrrrrriiiiiiight?!"

[@Hilz28]

"Get to the end of the driveway and make a riiiiiiiiight!"

[@anthonymartin9923]

😂😂😂

[@surgickalstrike]

some contaminants and carcinogens in your food variety, riiiight???

[@Supreme896]

Gangstar talk for the issue

[@knoxklay11]

keester, gangster talk for my ass

[@mn_twisted4319]

I love when he comes in and try’s being all quiet and soft explaining what happened. Right???

[@frankieboy8414]

Tries*

[@Danankayte]

Ive got an Elliot Offen sat nav... i've never turned left

[@Heller103085]

I really wish they would stop taking the 8 hour comps of the elegant one down…i need to fall asleep to that insanity

[@realbeetlejuice]

how's the gun's lookin by the way???