A few of my BEST stories from August! Comment your stories to have them featured on my channel!
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@Sans_Last-Breath_38 ай бұрын
"everybody touches you but no one wants you"- AYOOP WTFFF
@Susssssy9322 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀
@JessicaGachaPlayz281Ай бұрын
☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀
@mendoza626016 күн бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@Gooeysock12315 күн бұрын
🧐"............."WAIT OMG YH"🤯💀☠️☠️💀☠️💀💀☠️
@Bread276306 ай бұрын
I love Carlos the house plant
@dj_supa9 сағат бұрын
🙂👍
@GNox_30YT4 күн бұрын
“Chad get up there 😃” “NoOo” “N O W 😡” Was the best clip 💀
@Justfinishme_already Жыл бұрын
I love these comebacks that you found and I love how you make him cry so much
@user-ht4hl9xb2e10 ай бұрын
I love how Chad gets slapped every single time he comes across Kyle it’s hilarious😂😂😂😂😂
@stephw233510 ай бұрын
I agree dude
@mayorjody5 ай бұрын
So that's why elliotsimms have a little bit of red in his cheek
@AldinsaurTheMemester Жыл бұрын
the slaps are so funny 😂
@AffectionateValley-wq5ru2 ай бұрын
4:20 Co baca
@MimicTheories Жыл бұрын
Bro this is already like a movie. You earned a sub @ElliotSimms (btw 70% of the compilation was hilarious😂😂😂😂😂)
@ElliotSimms Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU BRO! I appreciate you!
@nabilah...6493 Жыл бұрын
@@ElliotSimmsbro made my day 😂😂😂
@RattEEElolol11 ай бұрын
Exactly
@RyanFallah2 ай бұрын
Bro I love every time this guy slaps Chad 😂
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@Алексије-ъ1у Жыл бұрын
Oh, look who posted a new video, it's OUR LEGEND !!!
@theburningflames235 Жыл бұрын
I love all the Vids, keep it up dude!
@ElliotSimms Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!!
@footballcardlover1096 ай бұрын
@@ElliotSimms keep it up man!, you're my favourite youtuber
@ItzMeniceTime1350 Жыл бұрын
My story on how I was on the verge of a detention: When I was in Grade 8, I had a substitute teacher one day at my high school. The teacher did the register and she called someone's name. They always skive so we all said that they were skiving. I mutter "F*ing skiving." The person in front of me decides to snitch on me. I knew I would get in big trouble. I had not gotten a detention before this and I was a well behaved kid. The substitute leaves the room as somebody was crying. When she entered, the person said that I swore. The substitute asked who heard me and like half of my class put their hands up. I started to cry and then another member of staff came. This is the hilarious bit. When my teacher asked again, like 5-10 people put their hand up. I left the room and the other teacher consulted me. She asked if i swore. I said no. She asked if I heard the person who swore (Nobody did but me). I said no. She asked for my name and then I went back in. I'm surprised nothing happened. I'm in Grade 9 now. That teacher who consulted with me? She's now my French teacher lol😂😂😂😂. I went on with my day as if none of it happened. Please read this and make a video on it! Shorten it if you need!
@butterflyyy67711 ай бұрын
Why don’t you make the video if your begging? Just asking
@TVbuddylight11 ай бұрын
The slap never gets old 😂
@joyvillarreal49984 күн бұрын
What I do for a come back :me: shut up :other person: make me :me: make me make you :other person: make that make sense :me: make your life make sense
@2008ChevyTahoe15 күн бұрын
“ if your parents got the wars with they go back to being brother and sister? “ Sweet home Alabama moment right there
@Simonsenning Жыл бұрын
Hi ElliotSimms. Im a huge fan of you and i got the funniest story for you. Once a bully came up to me while lunch time and laughed at me because he apparently thought it was funny tath i drank milk. He called me a loser and shouted out loud : simon drinks milk simon drinks milk. And then i said : wats so funny? Yes i drink milk so what? Oh yes i almost forgot. You are just jaloux because you never tasted milk because your dad never came home with the milk. And then i said now taste it and then threw the milk at him. Everyone laughed at him and he never bullied me again.
@Josephugly Жыл бұрын
Hey man I love your videos keep it up man the slab never gets old you make me laugh every day I watch your videos every day so yeah😊
@ElliotSimms Жыл бұрын
Yo thank you so much! That means a lot to me!
@ElliotYoutuberBoi Жыл бұрын
Love the videos, keep up the great work :) (btw the first video had me laughing 😂🤣)
@Vaultboyfan1 Жыл бұрын
Lol i yawned when i watched the yawning part😂😂😂
@merlelemmon708 Жыл бұрын
When he said my slap is different I expected him 2 go 4 the butt cheecks 😂
@dude307 Жыл бұрын
Kyle's roasting is funny
@theburningflames235 Жыл бұрын
Slap round the face that always makes me laugh! 🤣😂🤣😂
@Spidey616Gaming Жыл бұрын
Hi
@Neonninja6911 ай бұрын
Gross
@charlottemcgill49827 ай бұрын
Ayo
@charlottemcgill49827 ай бұрын
Wait I know you from roblox
@Spidey616Gaming7 ай бұрын
@@charlottemcgill4982 where?
@jonerfoundapenny3 ай бұрын
The slap is a legendary weapon from elliotsimms lol
@Thecapcutmaker12311 ай бұрын
This feels like a movie theater like Damm my guy thought Taco Bell was star buck. Sorry for the spoiler alert
@chrismessinger290 Жыл бұрын
I love your content man
@ChorusyAnd_MrStickman_MapFlags3 ай бұрын
the damn lemon squeeze noise before the cry is craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzy!1!1!
@NVS3992 Жыл бұрын
My story: My middle school had 2 "houses" (two groups of teachers). We'll call one The Green House and The Blue House. If you were in the Green house, you must take the main steps. If you were in the blue house, you had to take a different set of steps. If you took the "wrong" set of stairs, you would get detention. Crazy, right?
@maggiedeatherage3901 Жыл бұрын
5:55 AGAIN AND AGAIN until it stopped
@kaileymcclain23915 ай бұрын
The bully was absolutely VIOLATED🔥🔥🔥
@Newofficalelitemelonchannel9 ай бұрын
0:55 SLAP CHAD. This Part Wont Be Forgetten.
@Unknown2015_Ай бұрын
This guy should be in a action movie
@jellyifraah94866 ай бұрын
What was that intro 👁👄👁😂😂😂🤣🤣 it was funny
@Doireann-s7v2 сағат бұрын
I love the hand
@monstersirenofficial8 күн бұрын
STORY‼️ At our middle school our engineering / architecture teacher would swear and say innopropriate things to us. He would call female students b words and male students f words!!! He laps followed female students TikTok accounts in a weird way. He also would throw things if he was in an extra bad mood. Everyone hated engineering, even the most passionate kids turned away from engineering because of that teacher. My friends had him 5th period and then one day had enough and reported him the principal, but he is not fired! 😭🙏
@VitoriaStiehl-h9w9 ай бұрын
🫢🫡it was Greg 😂😂 no I don't like mayonnaise but the hand 👌👏
@GrimaceYT205 Жыл бұрын
i love how chad gets slapped everytime
@Diddlykong Жыл бұрын
Owner: Thanks For The Money For Being A Member How I knew you were a member: you said the member emojis
@melindariti59957 ай бұрын
Mom
@Jacko_132 Жыл бұрын
How do you get your self to fake cry
@Floremm234 Жыл бұрын
I love your vids!❤️ you earned a new subscriber!
@ElliotSimms Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!!!
@vinceandrew8796 Жыл бұрын
@@ElliotSimmsYO!!!!
@Floremm234 Жыл бұрын
@@ElliotSimms welcome.
@Cryztalvr74911 ай бұрын
@@ElliotSimms10000000%
@jorgeyanez5672 Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for the yawning advice it will be very useful in life (。・ω・。)
Man chad is going through a hard time everyone’s slapping him
@pmc1000 Жыл бұрын
I have a story: One time, I had a mean bus driver. So I was putting something in my backpack on the way home. The driver asked what I was doing, I told her I was putting a pencil away. She told me to put it away (literally what I was doing). I acknowledged her, but she flipped out and told me “NO!!!”. I tried to tell her I was sorry, but she didn’t talk to me for the rest of the ride home. At the time, a kid was on FaceTime talking to his friend, and they heard everything that was going on…
@Corbin-kg4mq Жыл бұрын
LOVE THE VIDS KEEP WORKING HARD
@TwoheadedEagle Жыл бұрын
The best comeback
@Sonjaandnatasha-ws6eu10 ай бұрын
I said that to annoy YOU !!!!!!!!!!!😂
@Bruh-92 Жыл бұрын
Preventing kids from saying first
@DirtMale Жыл бұрын
Your not first doe
@aliciasoto2797 Жыл бұрын
The kids: SECOND
@BubbaHugger Жыл бұрын
Unoriginal
@Blue_shark_squishmelo Жыл бұрын
Second
@nancyguenette6898 Жыл бұрын
They're gonna say it anyway
@Kfury8810 ай бұрын
4:00 the NPC joke got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@johnnycole7142 Жыл бұрын
Yes you tuber right now
@Mewo-wolf Жыл бұрын
when kyle roasts chad and slaps chad its so funny!!!!
@toysandstories664210 ай бұрын
That is a good comeback but I have to tell you something
@rachelhehir685611 ай бұрын
0:40 John CURTIN is an Australian President
@Ghos86911 ай бұрын
I realy like these stories
@Davidson8336 ай бұрын
Wow so um this is good 👍🏻
@Hudson_gchad Жыл бұрын
I love your vids
@conson12758 ай бұрын
6:46 We need more of Carlos the houseplant!!
@fanny-v12Ай бұрын
"chewbacca" 4:19
@AffectionateValley-wq5ru2 ай бұрын
0:42 yo that rhymed
@JurassicGamer-OM1310 ай бұрын
When i was in year 4 at school my teacher asked my class to get a reading book. So I got one from the reading corner, and this is what she said "Orange card" she told me off for doing something that she told me to do
@renjustin141511 ай бұрын
I fight off bullies aggressively every month
@gameron48025 ай бұрын
The first story sounds like me and my fourth grade nemesis Tatum
@Mike-hv6kt10 ай бұрын
I like that chad gets slapped a ton
@PSCOLLECTOR Жыл бұрын
I have a story in 6th grade I was taking to my friend and my bully named Martin taped me and I pulled a photo of toad from super Mario and he said “why are you pointing at me” and I turn on the brightness on my computer and everyone laughed at him
@A-x-o-l-o-t5 ай бұрын
Bro Chad always get slapped 💀
@KaiHai-3 Жыл бұрын
Yes sir
@hadishares308611 ай бұрын
This so cool u have a new sub
@notheguyurlookingfor8 ай бұрын
Slap to chad 😂
@TravelwithTransport6 ай бұрын
8:01 this part is so funny😂😂😂
@toysandstories664210 ай бұрын
My first favourite planet is Neptune. My second favourite one is earth and my third favourite one is he he he he he he he Uranus hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
@LightDark_GreenYT7 ай бұрын
lol bahahaahaha
@Springerwhite-cw2pb2 ай бұрын
The slap of disappointment
@toysandstories664210 ай бұрын
My favourite word is Uranus yep. The planet Uranus
@cheevang99676 ай бұрын
I think this is the best 2:26
@MimikyuPlays Жыл бұрын
6:03 old guy died
@arctalgamez Жыл бұрын
“Kyle Johnson’s *HAND*”
@kimberlydillon53877 ай бұрын
Btw my dog is a big bread of loaf to
@shivkhalasi1629 Жыл бұрын
When Kyle slaps Chad that is so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@shanapalmer87639 ай бұрын
What is up with you In all the slaps hahhahahaha😂😂😆😆😆😆😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
@jakepaquette Жыл бұрын
Bro honestly Kyle is kind of a bully now
@HarryreviewsfunkopopsАй бұрын
Rip Chad's cheek
@macronyandthechickenstrips2293 Жыл бұрын
4:01 IT ACUALLY HAPPEND BUT TWIST it was the kid who slapped him
@jsamuelcastellon55648 ай бұрын
Bro how is he’s cry look so real
@Shooteo231211 ай бұрын
Bro my elementary school had a giant playground with a basket ball court
@lottiedavis6911 Жыл бұрын
Bro really got a threat
@Spider_Monke_Vr Жыл бұрын
It has been a year since you made a pineapple cult episode. Please reply to tell me what happened
@azariyajagroo201411 ай бұрын
Bruh Chad always getting slap in the face
@CRINGE-BIRTH10 ай бұрын
Bruh the hand at 0:53
@ng843411 ай бұрын
I love you
@cathycacks Жыл бұрын
the guy in the taco bell story prob had dementia
@inunaaz6210 ай бұрын
Aliens!!!
@Cone756Күн бұрын
I have the exact same laxatives
@JackBester-dx4ko11 ай бұрын
The fact the last slap I heard it💀
@Gould_Gaming4 ай бұрын
Nah hes the reason why there instructions on a shampoo bottle
@jellyifraah94866 ай бұрын
2:44 damm
@giadinhcochran374910 ай бұрын
Slap battles in real life:
@EmirDesignNewbie11 ай бұрын
"Chewbacca" 💀
@EmirDesignNewbie11 ай бұрын
Lol im just not hating that moment was funny with ai subtitles
@cidsuperagent10 ай бұрын
*S L A P C H A D*
@AdamSabra-p5eАй бұрын
Y A Y
@FinleyTrainsandbuses2 ай бұрын
I think that old man that done that for 3 months DIED