Elphelt being Elphelt

[@solbadguy7771]

Elphelt’s arcade is the funniest of them all because this is the only one where Nago is STRESSED! Everyone else gets Sage like wisdom or resigned annoyance but this woman has Nago roaring in frustration

[@Ramsey276one]

[stressed African bewilderment] XD

[@henrycarr8714]

Happy Chaos too

[@pkphantom]

That's how you know he's found the one 🤣🤣🤣

[@sirchristian104]

The perfect match 😌

[@roycebracket1010]

True, tho I do recomment checking out Anji's if you haven't. I didn't expect this guy to be this silly.

[@generalseal6948]

Nagoriyuki: *jumps away* Elphelt: *follows him* Faust: *roach mode*

[@KiroYT24]

Roach mode is crazy LMAO😂😂😂

[@bucketman9360]

ogaa booga the doctors coming

[@shinkenger2011]

open wide and say *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"*

[@JermaineFrazier-f7h]

👨‍💼💀Faust X Elphelt😩💕

[@grittyice0]

@@JermaineFrazier-f7h🛫🏢🏢

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

The literal definition of “no thoughts, head empty.”

[@trumediamix1]

-Because she's too busy yapping it off!-

[@G-raverobber]

Both in lore and gameblay LMAO.

[@taddad2641]

quite the opposite. just thoughts that go so fast she can't process shiiiiit.

[@wasvreta]

i do love that Faust just happened to be chilling in public

[@LaughTon0213]

yuh

[@Marqrk]

It’s even more amazing that he just starts going along with it and fully supports Elphelt getting married to Nago He doesn’t know what’s going on but he’s so happy to be included

[@WeaponXSigma]

​@@Marqrk Indeed. In two other endings he tries to give Elphelt a flower as a wedding present to congratulate her and Nago.

[@joyurizzzz]

“mr. samurai!!” “….don’t say a word.” their dynamic in a nutshell. they’re so cute lol

[@hakeeemquaviantavius]

Elphelt is something else man

[@LaughTon0213]

she really is

[@severketorskeleton3759]

Yes, a sex offender

[@hakeeemquaviantavius]

@@severketorskeleton3759 she’s nice tho so it doesn’t count

[@allorfh2495]

@@hakeeemquaviantavius wdym it doesnt count. it makes her even better, of course it counts

[@JAHHHED]

​@allorfh2495 Her the sex offender? You should of seen What I done with her last night I was the one on the offense

[@morgboat744]

i’m glad Nago finally has dialogue addressing that he used to have an afro since he will mention it mid-match if he gets one… now i just wanna see I-No talk about her time with one lmao

[@lucymaycry7218]

I also like to hear them talk about their first time.

[@shonklebonkle324]

What is he? Some kind of Afro Samurai?

[@TheActualMrLink]

@@shonklebonkle324 🤦‍♂️

[@AriesZero]

​@@shonklebonkle324"I understood that reference"

[@MSO43]

fellow oney fan

[@ayanosuki474]

If your girl sounds like a charging laser, she's a keeper.

[@Жнец-ь1ы]

And Faust just said to her: "Safety... First..."

[@DrKurapikaIsDrowning]

🤨

[@lordbasketboi9998]

HELL NAW

[@WeaponXSigma]

Thats because she ran into him. He was trying to tell her to be careful when running like that. In one of Elphelt's arcade modes he gave her an afro to cushion the impact if she runs into anyone else head first like she did earlier.

[@Жнец-ь1ы]

@@WeaponXSigma i know, but without this context it's too funny

[@PossiblyTheRealSirSqualo]

…you ruined it. You ruined it and im leaving

[@dawidkomora3534]

You can tell every person included as a voice actor here is having a blast ]

[@Lexkiz]

Bracket moment ]

[@MosesX-Labs]

​@@Lexkiz For real ]

[@dirpycatkittymeowmeow9099]

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[@Althea000]

Faust: "I ship it"

[@probablyjinxed]

“golly gee” “methinks” “twinsies” did they make it a mission to create the most white girl character in fiction, because if so i am not complaining

[@LaughTon0213]

same

[@cheezekeke3951]

Also the between round “Girl power can’t be beat!”

[@Aceshot-uu7yx]

Rice skinned she is.

[@wolftamer5463]

And isn’t she still technically Japanese at that?

[@RG9røn1n]

It's pure cringe LMAO

[@Adonis-qb5ze]

She is the opposite of a future cat lady but somehow still high risk

[@pal1379]

2:59 the crawl I'm dead 😭

[@EinBienenliebhaber]

You have to love Faust, or you hate him

[@Flour-4]

The classic FG trope of "this guy's just fuckin' _weird_ dude"

[@EinBienenliebhaber]

@@Flour-4 He is literally dead. Like legit dead

[@Flour-4]

@@EinBienenliebhaber I know. I'm still jealous

[@ernestovalle2892]

WAAAIT

[@scotginger4690]

I like how Faust is just there. Like he's just bumped into some random woman and wants to help her... Even though she's a bit crazy.

[@justsomeplantcells-]

“And that’s how i lost my medical license.“

[@AzazelTheMisanthrope]

Of course, Nagoriyuki of all people would be too innocent to avoid Elphelt's shenanigans.

[@funky2999]

Nago picking up the marriage certificate and trying to give it back to Elphelt feels a lot like the "This is your wallet" scene from Spongebob.

[@NiladonGrey]

El got so excited from seeing Nago, that she tried to whip out her old Xrd design

[@Happy_Sailor639]

heya Niladon, how are ya doing?

[@TheWorstBrainstorm]

That "NO!" was From the heart

[@garytaylor8193]

The terror

[@sophiebubbles07]

Romantic rascal is the best way I think anyone could describe Elphelt.

[@lurkin5098]

Afro samurai reference goes crazy

[@Rey-fenix]

And A.C fans are crying about the N Samurai

[@theexpert4638]

I love nagos response to all this lol

[@LeafELoxx]

huh?

[@theexpert4638]

@@LeafELoxx nagoriyuki’s funny responses to all of elphelts dialogue

[@Knightgob]

”Lady what the fuck are you talking about"

[@jojogacha974]

“The fuck is marriage?”

[@NinjaTyler]

​@@jojogacha974"Is it a type of food?"

[@starry-p]

She’s so goofy but at least she knows what she wants.

[@NeverwascooL]

I can definitely see Nago and Elph being on a family vacation with multiple kids and then asking how they got married. Then Elph going on this wild story of how they got hitched and Nago just finishing it with a "We aren't married, I never even proposed"

[@herolumierelumanite1608]

The kids aren't even theirs. They're just as confused, but happy to have parents!

[@fernandoleamshake7031]

Disgusting

[@appallingace6449]

this is literally 2 days after whatever happened

[@mikey.love.]

@@fernandoleamshake7031somebody sounds jealous

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodc8475]

@@mikey.love. Can't say i blame them, I too would like a handsome noble vampire-samurai husband

[@diogoteixeira4950]

Poor Nago. He has too much rizz. Also, Faust is shipping those two lol

[@Deca777-g3o]

Faust ships his own shit , his shipping skills are wack as hell

[@moyza_]

"Gentlemen, this woman has lost her composture".

[@Cozmix-7]

This trio is surprisingly funny!

[@KAIsibs]

0:16 He did the huh meme

[@ox_trueprotagonistchrisred9085]

The lovely Cassandra Lee Moris lol

[@TheShockVox]

Great in everything she’s in

[@dew-it8744]

It’s almost scary how good she is

[@Benito675]

Nagoriyuki is going through his mid-life crisis as a Vampire because of this gurl

[@iliketurtoises]

Now I want to see Faust being the priest in their wedding!

[@Strider1Wilco]

people who only played strive playing dollies with the characters they know nothing about

[@iliketurtoises]

@@Strider1Wilco ?

[@LaughTon0213]

huh?

[@setiem13]

nice Bridget ahegao pfp

[@WeaponXSigma]

​@@Strider1Wilco Might want to explain that one because you got everyone confused right now G.

[@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh]

elphelt is the pinnacle of "hear me out" > literally anyone "perhaps i will marry this one"

[@todd3143]

each of her thighs is bigger than her head

[@LaughTon0213]

would

[@todd3143]

@@LaughTon0213 ok fair

[@Palmtop_User]

Especially her brain

[@JDON.108]

praise His vision

[@Happy_Sailor639]

speaking theoretically, if she meets her clone could she crush her head with her thighs, with the level of watermelon in thighs levels of carnage?

[@rosary100]

She's a whole cartoon character lmfao

[@theplague5803]

The fact that faust jusy crawled after them was horrifying

[@LaughTon0213]

that’s how i crawl up the stairs in my house

[@theplague5803]

@@LaughTon0213 on god

[@LaughTon0213]

i ever since i was born 14 years ago, i’ve always climbed up the stairs like that and i always will LMAO

[@theplague5803]

@@LaughTon0213 same

[@bloomingblossom5269]

The annual Kiske family gathering will be hilarious

[@TheActualMrLink]

Nago is FLABBERGASTED.

[@Alice-May]

Feels like Elphelt just wants a happy polycule.

[@strawberry_orchiid]

0:12 OMG HER ARMS FLAILING SHES SO CUTEEEEEE

[@picklesandnori]

i dont blame her. or chipp and anji. i mean LOOK at nago lmao

[@Lexicon1020]

This is the only thing I’ve ever seen about Elphet but I love her already

[@RaidentBlazeWorks]

2:46 I felt that yelling

[@psychopompous4834]

She’s so skrunkly

[@LaughTon0213]

WHAT

[@dontlookstraightintomyprof9361]

@@LaughTon0213she’s a goofy goober

[@MachineGaze]

1:37 my boy so stressed that Crawl started playing

[@wainach9518]

Thanks for the song name haha. Was looking for it.

[@theotherjared9824]

The allegations is a 10-0 matchup against Elphelt.

[@Hwoliker]

She's so delulu I love her

[@Ralsia]

Such a silly little goober, she is now my second fav after Briskette the yo-yo master ^w^

[@SaladofStones]

Baiken still the best

[@Ralsia]

@@SaladofStones Baiken is alright but eh

[@Sing_LoveWRS]

@@Ralsia do not disrespect bacon, adoptive mother of Delilah, and original source of Guilty Gear's surprisingly high amount of #34.

[@cringeyclown2584]

Hold on. She sounds like Panini from Chowder

[@d90000]

It makes sense that Faust , a known sadist, would see how much agony Elphelt causes Nago and would immediately want to shackle them together.

[@HUNTERBR123]

So funny hahhaa, always gonna be my main character

[@LaughTon0213]

same

[@HUNTERBR123]

@@LaughTon0213 I'm a little bit new in the game, how can i get new skin colors ?

[@LaughTon0213]

@joseadelmo4983 you’ve gotta buy DLC’s :(

[@HUNTERBR123]

@@LaughTon0213 I just bought Elphelt's dlc and Chaos Dlc hahahah, well, ok, a pitty, i gonna thing about it later, i gonna buy baiken's dlc later too

[@HUNTERBR123]

@@LaughTon0213 I got the skins of the 25 Birthday, they are free, i'm trying to use here now, i'm not finding them hahah

[@edmanrox]

Elphelt is just Panini from chowder

[@casuallydone468]

Elphelt is literally a reverse Otaku with the white girl american culture, it's wild

[@Benito675]

BEDMAN'S FINAL OPPONENT

[@Happy_Sailor639]

Finnaly, a character I can relate to. Nago, runs away from women, has a katana and has drip.

[@aguywithalotofopinions412]

Nao having Sol as an in-law would be so fucking funny

[@cuddlebug9699]

That little arm wiggle XD

[@richardvondragonheart9769]

Elphelt is SOOOOOO lovely she warms my heart just by me being near her also she got a BANGER music she is awesome and while Baiken is still my number 1 favorite Elphelt managed to reach number 2 this game knocking a few other candidates down atleast 1 rank.

[@exudeku]

Nagoriyuki's "Huh?" Is fuckin funny, my humour is as broken as ABA's obsession

[@LeafELoxx]

0:16 huh? button

[@strawberry_orchiid]

“huh?” -Nago

[@No_Skill.L]

Huh that random cat

[@slim_streams]

Love of my life FOR REAL

[@LaughTon0213]

same

[@samazam4221]

Ngl I lowkey ship Elphelt and Nago now, and I dont even like shipping. Its just that the idea of this super wise samurai sage getting frustrated and dragged into this bubbly pop idol's antics is hella cute.

[@Ehh97]

God I love that they included Faust in this madness

[@braxxtothemaxx2418]

The way Nago was SO fed up at the end!

[@Curse_angels_2024]

Of course he gets the pawg

[@LaughTon0213]

luckiest mf alive

[@ilucasz]

Sol also did that. They must respect each other.

[@picklegamer7450]

You can say the meanest things to her and she would take it as a compliment

[@LaughTon0213]

is she schizo

[@masterxl97]

This isn’t your average, everyday quirked up white girl. This is… ADVANCED quirked up white girl.

[@aldon560]

Nago: you need this… it belongs to you. Elphelt: love me with all your soulllll!

[@Laidengizer113]

Elphelt, you are silly.

[@LaughTon0213]

Need me a girl like her fr 🗣️

[@Dizzyphelt]

I love silly

[@stderr.H]

"Stop, you romantic rascal!" Always gets me, oh my goodness.

[@RenRenRan]

Am I wrong if I like them together? The strong silent type and the bubbly lil chipmunk lol

[@NeoNovastar]

This is just Amy Rose. I love her.

[@krypto1738]

1:34 Nago appears CRAWL INTENSIFIES

[@maxducks2001]

I finished 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim. I’m currently playing Persona 5 Royal. I just got gifted Guilty Gear Strive. I cannot escape Cassandra Lee Morris. Somebody send help. Please.

[@maxducks2001]

Also, please play 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim. I am begging you. Buy that game. I bought it completely blind on a whim, and it was the best purchase I’ve made in a long time.

[@TrashTawk]

​@@maxducks2001 I love how anytime anything tangentially related to 13 Sentinels comes up, the fans will shoehorn a plea to buy the game I know this because I do the same thing

[@grodon909]

@@TrashTawk I can't go one month without hearing about this game!

[@AConstanTole]

I got both the Switch and PS4 physical copies... 13 Sentinels be the goat fr. Had to do my part lol

[@DmmyIA]

yes pls try out 13 sentinels fun game

[@Cornin33]

0:29 the raw emotion

[@Freddles780]

After watching Strive another story I can't help but get sad when i see faust knowing the reason he acts and speaks so strangely in-game

[@oreganothankyou]

So... i looked up the name of her band, speothos vanaticus and... apparently its a breed of wild dog native to South America?????? Why is that the name of her band???

[@LaughTon0213]

that’s an odd name

[@theodoreroberts8242]

In her bio, she said that she loved the dog species. That's it.

[@mongodroid4842]

because it sounds rad???? the bar for band names is pretty low

[@BadModder]

Autism lmao She loves bush dogs

[@FordMustangCaliforniaSpecial]

Crying laughing bro, it’s not as bad as Zato I swear, he gets that treatment IN game (ironic cause elphelt’s dad sealed him)

[@randomledgelord3997]

"methinks"

[@LaughTon0213]

just hearing that word makes me cringe

[@IzayoinkSaccuy]

the Nagossy got Elphelt acting unwise

[@sleep5329]

Elphelt becoming a snowbunny is the last thing I expected

[@skeletonorama]

Bro, what has this world come to 💀

[@aussieseal9979]

Bro, no. Dude, nay

[@AConstanTole]

Makes sense. She already a PAWG bro 😂

[@SuperiorIronMan0]

​@@AConstanTolebruh

[@Greenteeth21]

Nago is an ancient immortal samurai who has seen millennia pass by, yet the one thing that breaks him is a bubblegum metal singer with no social awareness

[@mega_jonne1546]

Twitter people will have a field day with this combo

[@larv112]

I love faust

[@LaughTon0213]

same

[@ShockInazuma]

La Creatura

[@Mirrors957]

I just realized Elphelt sings like a screamo/metal band does, so the thought of her just screaming about love and marriage is really funny to me.

[@alexielouisl.8462]

elphelt ily you're kinda freaky like that

[@kaizon7177]

How could my man’s NOT accept

[@LaughTon0213]

IKR!!!!

[@maffe_distroyer]

Nago is in denial

[@shadowthehedgehog181]

Damn, I thought the Twitter artists were exaggerating her proportions. She is THICC

[@LaughTon0213]

i NEED her bro

[@itzPlebeian]

1:07 “News to me.” 😭😭

[@VamproxMyriad]

Jesus Christ the way he crawls on all fours after them

[@ColdMia]

I’ve never played Guilty Gear before. I don’t know most of the characters. But I think I just found one.

[@bucketman9360]

the way Faust scuttles away is just to funny

[@LaughTon0213]

top guilty gear characters

[@mariavivian4703]

She's so real :3

[@LaughTon0213]

:3

[@EiForgor]

The random Afro tho

[@Krisorsomething.]

God I love Guilty Gear so much.

[@LaughTon0213]

same

[@Plain_Delta]

I love her so much

[@LaughTon0213]

Same

[@Dizzyphelt]

Cassandra Morris KILLED this role!!! Love her!!!

[@almightyegg8667]

Dude I relate to Nago in this?

[@LaughTon0213]

i guess so

[@iBleed_RoyLty4368]

I…want an Elphelt in my life

[@OhNoTheFace]

Nago does not even seem that put off, just confused

[@LaughTon0213]

Indubitably

[@aetherguy8036]

Dude I know nothing about her but she's got me weak 😭

[@LaughTon0213]

truly the guilty gear character of all time. she was worth the 6 dollars.