Elphelt being Elphelt

[@solbadguy7771]

Elphelt’s arcade is the funniest of them all because this is the only one where Nago is STRESSED! Everyone else gets Sage like wisdom or resigned annoyance but this woman has Nago roaring in frustration

[@Ramsey276one]

[stressed African bewilderment] XD

[@henrycarr8714]

Happy Chaos too

[@pkphantom]

That's how you know he's found the one 🤣🤣🤣

[@sirchristian104]

The perfect match 😌

[@roycebracket1010]

True, tho I do recomment checking out Anji's if you haven't. I didn't expect this guy to be this silly.

[@generalseal6948]

Nagoriyuki: *jumps away* Elphelt: *follows him* Faust: *roach mode*

[@KiroYT24]

Roach mode is crazy LMAO😂😂😂

[@bucketman9360]

ogaa booga the doctors coming

[@shinkenger2011]

open wide and say *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"*

[@JermaineFrazier-f7h]

👨‍💼💀Faust X Elphelt😩💕

[@grittyice0]

@@JermaineFrazier-f7h🛫🏢🏢

[@wasvreta]

i do love that Faust just happened to be chilling in public

[@LaughTon0213]

yuh

[@Marqrk]

It’s even more amazing that he just starts going along with it and fully supports Elphelt getting married to Nago He doesn’t know what’s going on but he’s so happy to be included

[@WeaponXSigma]

​@@Marqrk Indeed. In two other endings he tries to give Elphelt a flower as a wedding present to congratulate her and Nago.

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

The literal definition of “no thoughts, head empty.”

[@trumediamix1]

-Because she's too busy yapping it off!-

[@G-raverobber]

Both in lore and gameblay LMAO.

[@hakeeemquaviantavius]

Elphelt is something else man

[@LaughTon0213]

she really is

[@severketorskeleton3759]

Yes, a sex offender

[@hakeeemquaviantavius]

@@severketorskeleton3759 she’s nice tho so it doesn’t count

[@allorfh2495]

@@hakeeemquaviantavius wdym it doesnt count. it makes her even better, of course it counts

[@JAHHHED]

​@allorfh2495 Her the sex offender? You should of seen What I done with her last night I was the one on the offense

[@morgboat744]

i’m glad Nago finally has dialogue addressing that he used to have an afro since he will mention it mid-match if he gets one… now i just wanna see I-No talk about her time with one lmao

[@lucymaycry7218]

I also like to hear them talk about their first time.

[@shonklebonkle324]

What is he? Some kind of Afro Samurai?

[@TheActualMrLink]

@@shonklebonkle324 🤦‍♂️

[@AriesZero]

​@@shonklebonkle324"I understood that reference"

[@MSO43]

fellow oney fan

[@joyurizzzz]

“mr. samurai!!” “….don’t say a word.” their dynamic in a nutshell. they’re so cute lol

[@ayanosuki474]

If your girl sounds like a charging laser, she's a keeper.

[@Жнец-ь1ы]

And Faust just said to her: "Safety... First..."

[@DrKurapikaIsDrowning]

🤨

[@lordbasketboi9998]

HELL NAW

[@WeaponXSigma]

Thats because she ran into him. He was trying to tell her to be careful when running like that. In one of Elphelt's arcade modes he gave her an afro to cushion the impact if she runs into anyone else head first like she did earlier.

[@Жнец-ь1ы]

@@WeaponXSigma i know, but without this context it's too funny

[@PossiblyTheRealSirSqualo]

…you ruined it. You ruined it and im leaving

[@Althea000]

Faust: "I ship it"

[@Adonis-qb5ze]

She is the opposite of a future cat lady but somehow still high risk

[@dawidkomora3534]

You can tell every person included as a voice actor here is having a blast ]

[@Lexkiz]

Bracket moment ]

[@MosesX-Labs]

​@@Lexkiz For real ]

[@dirpycatkittymeowmeow9099]

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[@pal1379]

2:59 the crawl I'm dead 😭

[@EinBienenliebhaber]

You have to love Faust, or you hate him

[@Flour-4]

The classic FG trope of "this guy's just fuckin' _weird_ dude"

[@EinBienenliebhaber]

@@Flour-4 He is literally dead. Like legit dead

[@Flour-4]

@@EinBienenliebhaber I know. I'm still jealous

[@ernestovalle2892]

WAAAIT

[@probablyjinxed]

“golly gee” “methinks” “twinsies” did they make it a mission to create the most white girl character in fiction, because if so i am not complaining

[@LaughTon0213]

same

[@cheezekeke3951]

Also the between round “Girl power can’t be beat!”

[@Aceshot-uu7yx]

Rice skinned she is.

[@wolftamer5463]

And isn’t she still technically Japanese at that?

[@RG9røn1n]

It's pure cringe LMAO

[@AzazelTheMisanthrope]

Of course, Nagoriyuki of all people would be too innocent to avoid Elphelt's shenanigans.

[@NiladonGrey]

El got so excited from seeing Nago, that she tried to whip out her old Xrd design

[@Happy_Sailor639]

heya Niladon, how are ya doing?

[@scotginger4690]

I like how Faust is just there. Like he's just bumped into some random woman and wants to help her... Even though she's a bit crazy.

[@justsomeplantcells-]

“And that’s how i lost my medical license.“

[@TheWorstBrainstorm]

That "NO!" was From the heart

[@garytaylor8193]

The terror

[@funky2999]

Nago picking up the marriage certificate and trying to give it back to Elphelt feels a lot like the "This is your wallet" scene from Spongebob.

[@lurkin5098]

Afro samurai reference goes crazy

[@Rey-fenix]

And A.C fans are crying about the N Samurai

[@diogoteixeira4950]

Poor Nago. He has too much rizz. Also, Faust is shipping those two lol

[@Apt23-v8u]

Faust ships his own shit , his shipping skills are wack as hell

[@theexpert4638]

I love nagos response to all this lol

[@LeafELoxx]

huh?

[@theexpert4638]

@@LeafELoxx nagoriyuki’s funny responses to all of elphelts dialogue

[@Knightgob]

”Lady what the fuck are you talking about"

[@jojogacha974]

“The fuck is marriage?”

[@NinjaTyler]

​@@jojogacha974"Is it a type of food?"

[@sophiebubbles07]

Romantic rascal is the best way I think anyone could describe Elphelt.

[@starry-p]

She’s so goofy but at least she knows what she wants.

[@Cozmix-7]

This trio is surprisingly funny!

[@moyza_]

"Gentlemen, this woman has lost her composture".

[@NeverwascooL]

I can definitely see Nago and Elph being on a family vacation with multiple kids and then asking how they got married. Then Elph going on this wild story of how they got hitched and Nago just finishing it with a "We aren't married, I never even proposed"

[@herolumierelumanite1608]

The kids aren't even theirs. They're just as confused, but happy to have parents!

[@fernandoleamshake7031]

Disgusting

[@appallingace6449]

this is literally 2 days after whatever happened

[@mikey.love.]

@@fernandoleamshake7031somebody sounds jealous

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodc8475]

@@mikey.love. Can't say i blame them, I too would like a handsome noble vampire-samurai husband

[@ox_trueprotagonistchrisred9085]

The lovely Cassandra Lee Moris lol

[@TheShockVox]

Great in everything she’s in

[@dew-it8744]

It’s almost scary how good she is

[@KAIsibs]

0:16 He did the huh meme

[@iliketurtoises]

Now I want to see Faust being the priest in their wedding!

[@Strider1Wilco]

people who only played strive playing dollies with the characters they know nothing about

[@iliketurtoises]

@@Strider1Wilco ?

[@LaughTon0213]

huh?

[@setiem13]

nice Bridget ahegao pfp

[@WeaponXSigma]

​@@Strider1Wilco Might want to explain that one because you got everyone confused right now G.

[@todd3143]

each of her thighs is bigger than her head

[@LaughTon0213]

would

[@todd3143]

@@LaughTon0213 ok fair

[@Palmtop_User]

Especially her brain

[@JDON.108]

praise His vision

[@Happy_Sailor639]

speaking theoretically, if she meets her clone could she crush her head with her thighs, with the level of watermelon in thighs levels of carnage?

[@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh]

elphelt is the pinnacle of "hear me out" > literally anyone "perhaps i will marry this one"

[@Benito675]

Nagoriyuki is going through his mid-life crisis as a Vampire because of this gurl

[@strawberry_orchiid]

0:12 OMG HER ARMS FLAILING SHES SO CUTEEEEEE

[@TheActualMrLink]

Nago is FLABBERGASTED.

[@rosary100]

She's a whole cartoon character lmfao

[@theplague5803]

The fact that faust jusy crawled after them was horrifying

[@LaughTon0213]

that’s how i crawl up the stairs in my house

[@theplague5803]

@@LaughTon0213 on god

[@LaughTon0213]

i ever since i was born 14 years ago, i’ve always climbed up the stairs like that and i always will LMAO

[@theplague5803]

@@LaughTon0213 same

[@picklesandnori]

i dont blame her. or chipp and anji. i mean LOOK at nago lmao

[@Alice-May]

Feels like Elphelt just wants a happy polycule.

[@bloomingblossom5269]

The annual Kiske family gathering will be hilarious

[@Hwoliker]

She's so delulu I love her

[@psychopompous4834]

She’s so skrunkly

[@LaughTon0213]

WHAT

[@dontlookstraightintomyprof9361]

@@LaughTon0213she’s a goofy goober

[@Lexicon1020]

This is the only thing I’ve ever seen about Elphet but I love her already

[@RaidentBlazeWorks]

2:46 I felt that yelling

[@theotherjared9824]

The allegations is a 10-0 matchup against Elphelt.

[@Ralsia]

Such a silly little goober, she is now my second fav after Briskette the yo-yo master ^w^

[@SaladofStones]

Baiken still the best

[@Ralsia]

@@SaladofStones Baiken is alright but eh

[@Sing_LoveWRS]

@@Ralsia do not disrespect bacon, adoptive mother of Delilah, and original source of Guilty Gear's surprisingly high amount of #34.

[@MachineGaze]

1:37 my boy so stressed that Crawl started playing

[@wainach9518]

Thanks for the song name haha. Was looking for it.

[@d90000]

It makes sense that Faust , a known sadist, would see how much agony Elphelt causes Nago and would immediately want to shackle them together.

[@cringeyclown2584]

Hold on. She sounds like Panini from Chowder

[@edmanrox]

Elphelt is just Panini from chowder

[@slim_streams]

Love of my life FOR REAL

[@LaughTon0213]

same

[@richardvondragonheart9769]

Elphelt is SOOOOOO lovely she warms my heart just by me being near her also she got a BANGER music she is awesome and while Baiken is still my number 1 favorite Elphelt managed to reach number 2 this game knocking a few other candidates down atleast 1 rank.

[@HUNTERBR123]

So funny hahhaa, always gonna be my main character

[@LaughTon0213]

same

[@HUNTERBR123]

@@LaughTon0213 I'm a little bit new in the game, how can i get new skin colors ?

[@LaughTon0213]

@joseadelmo4983 you’ve gotta buy DLC’s :(

[@HUNTERBR123]

@@LaughTon0213 I just bought Elphelt's dlc and Chaos Dlc hahahah, well, ok, a pitty, i gonna thing about it later, i gonna buy baiken's dlc later too

[@HUNTERBR123]

@@LaughTon0213 I got the skins of the 25 Birthday, they are free, i'm trying to use here now, i'm not finding them hahah

[@exudeku]

Nagoriyuki's "Huh?" Is fuckin funny, my humour is as broken as ABA's obsession

[@LeafELoxx]

0:16 huh? button

[@strawberry_orchiid]

“huh?” -Nago

[@No_Skillzcuh]

Huh that random cat

[@casuallydone468]

Elphelt is literally a reverse Otaku with the white girl american culture, it's wild

[@Benito675]

BEDMAN'S FINAL OPPONENT

[@PancakesTsuki]

I love her sm she’s a cutie UwU

[@Ehh97]

God I love that they included Faust in this madness

[@braxxtothemaxx2418]

The way Nago was SO fed up at the end!

[@Curse_angels_2024]

Of course he gets the pawg

[@LaughTon0213]

luckiest mf alive

[@ilucasz]

Sol also did that. They must respect each other.

[@Laidengizer115]

Elphelt, you are silly.

[@LaughTon0213]

Need me a girl like her fr 🗣️

[@ChronicallyTweaking]

I love silly

[@cuddlebug9699]

That little arm wiggle XD

[@krypto1738]

1:34 Nago appears CRAWL INTENSIFIES

[@NeoNovastar]

This is just Amy Rose. I love her.

[@larv112]

I love faust

[@LaughTon0213]

same

[@sleep5329]

Elphelt becoming a snowbunny is the last thing I expected

[@skeletonorama]

Bro, what has this world come to 💀

[@aussieseal9979]

Bro, no. Dude, nay

[@AConstanTole]

Makes sense. She already a PAWG bro 😂

[@SuperiorIronMan0]

​@@AConstanTolebruh

[@samazam4221]

Ngl I lowkey ship Elphelt and Nago now, and I dont even like shipping. Its just that the idea of this super wise samurai sage getting frustrated and dragged into this bubbly pop idol's antics is hella cute.

[@picklegamer7450]

You can say the meanest things to her and she would take it as a compliment

[@LaughTon0213]

is she schizo

[@aguywithalotofopinions412]

Nao having Sol as an in-law would be so fucking funny

[@mariavivian4703]

She's so real :3

[@LaughTon0213]

:3

[@blackbannercasual5849]

Elphelt is so cute 😭😭😭 I love her so much

[@LaughTon0213]

Need

[@blackbannercasual5849]

@@LaughTon0213 need? Would? Nah, already did and will do again! EVERYDAY EVERY NIGHT! KYAHAHA

[@Cornin33]

0:29 the raw emotion

[@Plain_Delta]

I love her so much

[@LaughTon0213]

Same

[@aldon560]

Nago: you need this… it belongs to you. Elphelt: love me with all your soulllll!

[@oreganothankyou]

So... i looked up the name of her band, speothos vanaticus and... apparently its a breed of wild dog native to South America?????? Why is that the name of her band???

[@LaughTon0213]

that’s an odd name

[@theodoreroberts8242]

In her bio, she said that she loved the dog species. That's it.

[@mongodroid4842]

because it sounds rad???? the bar for band names is pretty low

[@BadModder]

Autism lmao She loves bush dogs

[@RenRenRan]

Am I wrong if I like them together? The strong silent type and the bubbly lil chipmunk lol

[@ShockInazuma]

La Creatura

[@Freddles780]

After watching Strive another story I can't help but get sad when i see faust knowing the reason he acts and speaks so strangely in-game

[@randomledgelord3997]

"methinks"

[@LaughTon0213]

just hearing that word makes me cringe

[@Krisorsomething.]

God I love Guilty Gear so much.

[@LaughTon0213]

same

[@IzayoinkSaccuy]

the Nagossy got Elphelt acting unwise

[@QXdlc29tZSB1c2VybmFtZQ]

"Stop, you romantic rascal!" Always gets me, oh my goodness.

[@ChronicallyTweaking]

Cassandra Morris KILLED this role!!! Love her!!!

[@kaizon7177]

How could my man’s NOT accept

[@LaughTon0213]

IKR!!!!

[@maffe_distroyer]

Nago is in denial

[@Lummox874]

Nagoriyuki is somehow the most innocent character in guilty gear.

[@VamproxMyriad]

Jesus Christ the way he crawls on all fours after them

[@itzPlebeian]

1:07 “News to me.” 😭😭

[@mega_jonne1546]

Twitter people will have a field day with this combo

[@maxducks2001]

I finished 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim. I’m currently playing Persona 5 Royal. I just got gifted Guilty Gear Strive. I cannot escape Cassandra Lee Morris. Somebody send help. Please.

[@maxducks2001]

Also, please play 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim. I am begging you. Buy that game. I bought it completely blind on a whim, and it was the best purchase I’ve made in a long time.

[@TrashTawk]

​@@maxducks2001 I love how anytime anything tangentially related to 13 Sentinels comes up, the fans will shoehorn a plea to buy the game I know this because I do the same thing

[@grodon909]

@@TrashTawk I can't go one month without hearing about this game!

[@AConstanTole]

I got both the Switch and PS4 physical copies... 13 Sentinels be the goat fr. Had to do my part lol

[@DmmyIA]

yes pls try out 13 sentinels fun game

[@FordMustangCaliforniaSpecial]

Crying laughing bro, it’s not as bad as Zato I swear, he gets that treatment IN game (ironic cause elphelt’s dad sealed him)

[@shadowthehedgehog181]

Damn, I thought the Twitter artists were exaggerating her proportions. She is THICC

[@LaughTon0213]

i NEED her bro

[@iBleed_RoyLty4368]

I…want an Elphelt in my life

[@EiFarted]

The random Afro tho

[@sirdogmen]

I- I love her.

[@LaughTon0213]

i have never felt the love of a woman nor will i ever

[@Mirrors957]

I just realized Elphelt sings like a screamo/metal band does, so the thought of her just screaming about love and marriage is really funny to me.

[@Dracas42]

I love Elphet's chaotic demeanor.

[@TakesakaJinn]

Slayer: Alas, you have taken another step into dandyism by finding yourself your betrothed. Diligent, must say 🧐

[@maffe_distroyer]

Slayer would be so supportive of elphet trapping nago in marriage

[@bucketman9360]

the way Faust scuttles away is just to funny

[@LaughTon0213]

top guilty gear characters

[@ColdMia]

I’ve never played Guilty Gear before. I don’t know most of the characters. But I think I just found one.

[@apunkygal]

She cringes the hell outta me and I love it