Emergency Intercom - Episode 135 (TikTok is a form of meditation)

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Drew goes deep reporting on the wildest story you have ever heard and enya sets a new screen time world record. Plus stories from the freaks that sit on the same side in restaurant booths. Please go follow enya or you won’t be hearing from her :)))
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[@greentea7377]

enya is willy wonka, drew is the oompa loompa, & ky is the unknown

[@strawbrykitkat]

this is such a good analogy

[@jbone877]

​@@strawbrykitkatfr

[@siulyn]

Chronically online comparison/pos

[@greentea7377]

@@strawbrykitkatthank you my brain is rotting ❤️

[@churrumaizzz]

@@siulynno need to call them a piece of shit 😢😢

[@G4br13lle]

genuinely need drew to tell more stories like i’m fully tapped in

[@thais1551]

"I serve my queen" Ky is so funny

[@sashacaldwell4039]

He wasn’t joking

[@Andrew-xn4sc]

he’s not gonna let you hit

[@renehgambrel8922]

@@Andrew-xn4sche probably would he’s so ran thru…

[@bibble348]

​@@renehgambrel8922Tastefully ran thru❤❤

[@insideurskincells]

@@renehgambrel8922Just like his mom….

[@strw.66]

I love how as the episodes go by you can hear ky get more and more comfortable to talk

[@awsmecoolgirl]

needed this to end the longest week of my lifespan

[@heartvalais]

For real I am not a dissociation response type of person, more of a fight or flight.. but this week nothing felt real.

[@carlyredman9116]

@@heartvalaisi hope you know everything gets better😊😊💟☮️

[@Mayarivas444]

Ong

[@guera2003]

Seriouslyyyy. Somethings in the air

[@olivia-ml3kv]

wait don’t kys you’re too sexy 😢

[@avery4164]

the man that duetted enya on tiktok 💀

[@immabigkidnow1]

He’s dead now

[@coldwetfrog]

WAS IT TONY LOPEZ

[@sad2014tumblrgirl]

@@immabigkidnow1bc of me

[@rrubinnn]

I was freaking out

[@ellat8385]

the comments had me crying

[@moriraya]

Drew is actually so well informed. I remember talking about the Body Worlds exhibit and having that debate in my art history class in college. Drewniversity.

[@G4br13lle]

DREW GRIPPING THE FUCK OUT OF HIS FOOT LIKE OKAYYYY??? 6:56

[@slushingmynoob]

AND IT KEPT GOING FOR SO LONG??

[@itz_onika8642]

i didnr realise omg 😭

[@SILLYGOOSE908]

y’all gag over anything 😭

[@woman_of_genius]

​@@SILLYGOOSE908NOT DREW BREATHING LMAOOOO

[@kendallsfriend]

it’s not friday until i have my dose of emergency intercom

[@C_Y_R]

Us being so close up to them is unsettling... I can almost smell the radioactive fumes coming from Drew's cursed chair

[@aylin7173]

why did josiah look so scared when drew farted like he picked up his phone and everything 😭😭

[@heathershez]

ky saying 'you're fucking sexy' to drew actually might have done something to me...

[@missguapa]

no because same

[@zamzam515]

repeated it so many times…

[@Margaretisacat]

@@zamzam515time stamp now.

[@reilly070538]

no fr…..

[@Yulisw0rld]

Wait I missed it what’s the time stamp 😭

[@witchesabbath]

enya talking about how creepy and darksided it is when couples sit next to each other at restaurants because it’s weird that theyr staring at you and then immediately talking about how the fun in life is staring, judging, and on eavesdropping other people lmao

[@nocalebno]

this isn’t they’re real opinions. they’re not hypocrites. it’s raw absurdism. and u even edited this comment. u are a homosexual. pay me $7k cash

[@m0nal0t29]

she’s the biggest hypocrite sometimes 😭

[@idwmts]

11:22 no Drew’s storytelling really has me locked tf in 😭

[@graceschwanz5380]

Uploading at the prime time for the unemployed who just woke up

[@mojopins]

can’t wait for the conversation about the willy wonka glasgow experience and the kate middleton bbl next week

[@miamccarty3139]

girl worked a shift of doomscrolling

[@kevonbenson1308]

Yall not saying “let’s get one twink straight” killed me. It was right there 😭

[@MirMir-uj6de]

the grip drew had on his toes is insane

[@_emmanuel_]

43:00 not enya letting a white man pronounce San Vicente better than her 😭

[@unjenniferr]

PLSSS

[@rachelhacker9886]

why nobody talking about how enya literally said "fall out of the sky" and then the human art thing LITERALLY FELL OFF THE WALL RIGHT AFTER

[@avvam5509]

She’s gaining control of other elements.

[@ssonjalg4499]

As if fridays aren’t already the best day of the week i get to see my favorite cousins to lovers story

[@camcam5292]

HELL YEAHHH!! Not listening to the teacher for an hour!!!

[@josh-yu1wp]

19 hours and 25 minutes of screentime is actually diabolical enya...

[@la.piojosa420]

drew becoming bailey sarian is a monumental moment

[@Asagulf]

HAHDHAHSHA

[@idab6864]

Enya being a crusty teenage boy who plays video games on the inside and being a hot mama on the outside is such a jarring juxtaposition

[@wraplikesaran]

I always knew that little decoration was gonna fall one day

[@sawrunner0]

enyas hair looks so good

[@thais1551]

the fart video at the gym is hilarious I laughed so hard

[@amandar767]

they are literally the real life version of the perks of being a wallflower like Ky is Charlie, Enya is Sam, and then drew is Patrick

[@MiniatureToes66]

OMG YES

[@Mushess]

Now I need a history teacher who acts like drew Phillips

[@anthonyfigueroa24]

Ky's comments are goated

[@kkovicc]

9:18

[@_emmanuel_]

omg enya looks so ethereal

[@elverchavez5776]

just as im rolling up this is perfect

[@Insanelyhotlesbian]

Literally same 😭😭

[@elverchavez5776]

@@Insanelyhotlesbian stoner boots!!🥂

[@blondebishonen]

this but like in my bed

[@violetpapa]

the greeks had socrates while we have drew

[@toes.r.curling]

MOTHER IS MOTHERING!!

[@aby7688]

BOOOOOO

[@mad-skill_gammer1726]

Bro shut up

[@Itsjustjay16538]

SHHHHHHHHH

[@agentchowder487]

SHUTUP

[@franccci]

BOOOOW

[@chimchar545]

Drew has AT&T 💀

[@sullengrll]

what’s that?

[@bambi7303]

6:02 the way ky is starting to mix up his words like them 😭

[@psycmajor]

my dad saw my laptop and saw drew at 11:19 andsaid "who's that lazy guy kicking back?" 💀💀💀💀

[@avvam5509]

AHHHHHH

[@allymendoza333]

LMAOO that’s such a dad thing to say bro I’m dead

[@marianne22222]

Enya is serving Lana blue jeans white shirt and nerdy Knoxville at the same time

[@1800cult]

Drew’s premed knowledge is making a guest appearance this episode

[@carlosdiazbolsegui9520]

drew was dissociated the entire episode like

[@raegan2404]

imma need a mysterious history lesson from drew every week

[@elizachumani560]

that fart video has me crying tears, the way Josiah backed up away from Drew 😭 but also Drew is serving frat boy Harry Styles with the fit

[@yoada4387]

Drew makes a great point with truly interacting with your fyp, like why not interact with the feed

[@zuuuzi]

no literally i forget to interact w it and then wonder why my fyp is horrible and not curated to me

[@itsjustkennyg]

drew is the only person i know who’s accidentally deleted multiple notes on his phone

[@beepboop3928]

going from this to a video of the restoration of an 1800s sewing machine is exactly the kind of vibe I need in my evenings thank you The Internet

[@cinxin]

enya having 20hrs..im so glad i watch such relatable ppl😍 no but fr we r all just rotting rn

[@reded796]

i like to watch emergency intercom in public so people know to stay away from me

[@BTS7J37n]

Drew rawdogging that iPhone with no phone case it crazy bc they crack so fast so easily 😭😭

[@stephensoto3642]

Favorite part of my Friday 🤭🫣

[@G4br13lle]

infinite jest mention ✅

[@hyperdemonchild333]

enyas so right about the couples sitting next to each other thing bc i just went on a date with a guy and he made us sit next to each other and face the whole restaurant and it was so disturbing

[@burkesnook6015]

we are soooooo zoomed in this week

[@graceschwanz5380]

I seen that exhibition in person when it came Chicago when I was like 8 and it scarred me for life. They still have some up at the science and industry museum and it’s so jarring to see dead babies in boxes from embryo to fetus to birth what they look like during pregnancy

[@VioletJacquin]

enya saying the movie abt the human exhibit would be the worst when stuck exists is crazy

[@heisenburgerlover]

31:30 I was so focused on Drew's Phone on the verge of falling and that scared the shit out of me 😭

[@user-iv6ix5gi9k]

i need drew to do drew’s psyop corner in that voice LOL

[@josh-yu1wp]

i already know from the title this episode is gonna be good LMAO

[@TLG1312]

What’s crazy is I’m 25 and I just read 50 shades of grey for a book club…they called my ass out fr

[@YouForYuh]

U got me jumping up and down begging for more

[@samirz4546]

ur a funny pal

[@swordlilly]

27:55 the way drew gets up is so funny

[@thisdogcrazy8531]

I saw the notification, and I clicked fast. Not up to debate, have to cancel everything just to watch.

[@camillewilliams]

my first time listening to emergency intercom while high (a monumental moment) ... locking in

[@yadirarivera4771]

yess same you should watch their old videos 💀

[@Maggylion]

my daily dose of emergency intercom is here yayy

[@sleeping_always]

13:28 when drew said split end instead of dead end lmaooo

[@Stoppplayin]

“It’s giving Lolita” is crazy😭😭

[@beepboop3928]

when the wall decoration fell my first thought was "oh drew is going to have a schizophrenic episode about this"

[@alina-sp2kf]

listen during my stained glass class 🤞🏽

[@GrilledChickenlol]

Can we pls get more of ‘Drew’s rundown on tiktok hot topics’ 😭😂🙏🏼🙏🏼 so entertaining u slayed queen!

[@MisterGriffin20]

reducing Paul Newman's legacy to a pasta sauce is so crazy 💀

[@josie7573]

He got fire salad dressing too

[@qahiko_]

THE THIRST TRAPPING TIKTOKS ARE KILLINGGG ME😭😭

[@hievieeee]

i forget u guys exist during the week and then i open youtube and see the uploads every friday and my week automatically just gets better by like a million percent (this is a verified fact because i am a doctor)

[@MrSaladSnake]

28:44 lmfaooo the panic running through enya right after drew says "i thought it was a joke at first"

[@Sindyyyyyy]

The way I was tweaking all week waiting for this episode

[@clintbartonismyfav]

46:10 IM DYING THE “ UY” LMAO

[@samanthabahde9690]

tbh i opened youtube to play a sad music video but this is a muchhh better idea for my mental health ily guys lmao

[@chipper1001]

not Enya saying San Vincanente and WilsSHIRE like she's never been in LA a day in her life

[@Sick_nasty_lizi]

Yes we were reading 50 shades in high school 😭 had to replace the cover so we could read it in class

[@charleemunoz2820]

The anxiety that comes from musicals and moving too much at concerts to the point where I think that ppl think I’m trying to be better than them is SOOO real, it’s such a specific anxious thought, but I didn’t know anyone else experienced that😭

[@lucasisweird6187]

This is the only thing that i look forward to on Fridays

[@mani_w4t3r]

I listen to this in the shower ❤️

[@boygeniuscd]

“i do number threes in my sleep” lmaoooo

[@kaylatchida4587]

My history teacher wore tight salmon pants too 🤣

[@pokemonj0705]

not me rewinding it and observing drew as he set her up. honestly genius hes making us go back to watch owo

[@Spacecadetlil]

Free Palestine 🇵🇸

[@suicidesilenze5951]

I'm sure this comment will help Palestine!!!!! Hope u feel better abt urself for commenting this!!!!

[@idontwantacupcake241]

@@suicidesilenze5951What was the point of making such a snarky comment towards such a harmless comment?

[@exaggeratedswagger7485]

@@suicidesilenze5951you’re a weirdo

[@suicidesilenze5951]

@@idontwantacupcake241 I'm not a Zionist but commenting free Palestine on random internet videos is not gonna help

[@rosielvr]

⁠@@suicidesilenze5951and i hope your guilty conscience gets better!!

[@itskisstime]

the more attractive drew gets the higher enya's screentime gets it's literally a science

[@abodykandoosh3452]

Drew with that shirt u know he is gonna let something go

[@sydney-op1zp]

Enya: I’m so depressed and I don’t know why Also Enya: has a 19 hour screentime

[@AR-Forms]

Such a 🔥 episode. It was a vibe

[@averyy2183]

52:19 BROCKHAMPTON REFERENCEEEEEE

[@oHolyHandGrenade]

Y’all always drop when it’s my lunch break y’all are so considerate for that 😚😚

[@jovannaecheverria5450]

i feel drew and enya would go crazy after watching leave the world behind 🤣🤣

[@misssearthangel]

I enjoyed this episode a lot I laughed more then 5 times and y’all made me happier ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@metaversebtch]

the way drew is going to become the first straight history teacher ❤️✊

[@Amelia-ug6ui]

Emergency intercom on my birthday is the best birthday gift i could ever wish for🎉❤

[@loloseeghosts]

9 hours on tiktok is crazy

[@emma-xt5iy]

“Oh they’re sore” from ky is underrrated

[@karaforsythe347]

Drew’s brajn = drain

[@ascendance000]

“woaaaah is there space for a third i love this vibe” is wild😭😭😭