Emergency Intercom - Episode 14 (Notes App Apologies)

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Enya and Drew take a walk down memory lane by reading their very cryptic notes app entries and times reminiscing on times they were evil children. Also lots of poop talk. Enjoy freak bitch.
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[@alyssa448]

THAT CLIP IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN DREW LITERALLY STIFF ON THE FLOOR AND THEM JUST TALKING NORMALLY

[@alyssa448]

it’s an actual scene from a movie i refuse to believe it’s real

[@Sarah-sh4df]

Time stamp?

[@tilzo_9752]

7:03

[@koolgirl9626]

its so scary

[@littlegirlblue6326]

i had to laugh at it bc i was so scared

[@girlcoffin]

enya slurring her words and drew LITERALLY DEAD on the ground….. i cannot. that clip is gold

[@mary-ux8pq]

THAT CLIP IS LITERALLY DEMENTED DREW'S EYES ARE OPEN BUT HES COMPLETELY STILL HE'S JUST DEAD DMAFKDSLAMKD

[@celestteth3loser512]

I FUCKING DIED

[@kary9524]

HE LOOKS SO DEAD

[@Momimhome]

@Dumb Memer @7:05

[@archwayofcesar]

Riga Morris

[@Kira-kq9er]

"why do we have to take drew to the hospital look at him" and then the immediate close up of him in a literal catatonic state LMFAOOO

[@lizxoxox]

THE VIDEO OF DREW’S DEAD BODY IS KILLING ME.I’M ACTUALLY CRYING OML.

[@sourpunchslurpee]

THE BLANK STAREKHDFHSHjkh PAAAAHAHHAAAAAAA DREW LOOKS SO RANCID

[@doggerslide3652]

@@sourpunchslurpee you literally just found out about that word huh😭

[@sourpunchslurpee]

​@@doggerslide3652 im killing myself

[@heidii]

that footage of drew is literally horrifying the way he’s laying he was literally dead💀

[@kiannanewton1006]

He was so pale too💀

[@ariannae1111]

it was fucking hilarious

[@daiiran]

What footage

[@snoopysocute]

@@daiiran 7:05

[@dominiquesfecalmatter]

drew is literally grimes and elons child his brain is something else

[@user-bb8ko1ke7s]

wait this makes so much sense

[@Inkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

LMAO

[@sonyecollins]

He gives psychosis core 😍

[@SavedPdf]

And thats the drewth

[@isab821]

drew has only shit 5 times in his entire life and they’ve all been traumatic experiences

[@arjelly7641]

LMAOOO

[@sodeeska9356]

i belive this instance was atleast 3 of those 5 shits

[@audrey-es8rf]

drew feeling bad about telling a kid he had sqaids is the funniest thing ever 😭

[@pleek_pleek]

i was crying omggggggg

[@hayleydeville9844]

i was literally crying

[@butterscotchcat788]

time stamp?

[@craneflies0072]

@@butterscotchcat788 Around 34:30

[@graciefrancoeur9573]

im so glad yall put that clip of drew in he literally looks like he was in rigor mortis

[@ariannae1111]

fr, i litterally laughed ass of to that clip for 10 mins straight.

[@bisexualmother]

RIGOR MORTISSSS

[@littleseaturtle]

the way drew was posed on the driveway like that was definitely giving editorial tbh, it was giving what bella hadid could never give

[@user-em6zj4is5i]

naur bc ur right !! hes such a natural

[@nannybells]

so true

[@dr3amgirll_377]

Time stamp?

[@littleseaturtle]

@@dr3amgirll_377 7:05 and onwards

[@cockidk]

giving life is strange 🤩

[@asmrizzy1574]

Drews shitting/laxative story was so inspiring like not even kidding

[@Tundraaa]

inspired you to shit mud?

[@niklas7495]

I‘m still 100% sure drew had drugs in his drink and that‘s why he literally looked dead and threw up his liver btw why does it look like he fell from a fucking building with his arm twisted lmao

[@8i23h2bn]

literally who gets that fucked up by drinking alcohol

[@angelina3235]

exactly i think he got roofied or something because he was finishing other people's drinks too

[@rumademedoit]

oh yeah that’s so true!

[@natalynataly903]

Like a gta character after being ran over🤣🤣

[@brianraudenbush]

@@8i23h2bn it’s happened to me before so could def be just alc

[@cherriebomb237]

Enya: why do we have to take drew to the hospital he’s literally fine look at him... Drew: ☠️

[@Jasmine-tx2vs]

The way it was supposed to be bleeped but we understood everything lmaooo

[@lemonademouthrules1]

I WAS PROFUSELY CRYING FROM LAUGHTER OF DREW LOOKING DEAD ON THE GROUND WHILE ENYA JUST SAID “I ain’t going to the hospital” BEST FUCKING CLIP EVER

[@reneesixxx]

drew literally looks like he's on a throne of boogers and earwax

[@blastedcat06]

PLEEAAASE

[@flamingomingo9810]

Fitting

[@lindsayparker5737]

i5?

[@kiannanewton1006]

Something that would be on Teen Titans Go

[@lunpun3159]

Drew definitely picks his boogers ans earwax

[@dc9107]

Would you guys ever do a Q&A on the podcast? Also could you guys put the media in the description? i love the podcast so much!! i never miss an episode

[@gabrielle718]

I second this

[@comchiii]

i need the media for every podcast in every description yes

[@smiskitamer]

OMG YES!! it’s hard to hear what theyre saying sometimes for the media

[@jessie5315]

^^^!!

[@valeriem3715]

yes to the media in description!!

[@ry5551]

if enya is ever suspected for murder her notes app would be so incriminating 💀

[@milanwalker2958]

+ the vid of drew...yeah she's getting locked up

[@mela8898]

Drew in fetal position eyes wide open, not blinking and unresponsive is incredible

[@ratpack3232]

Oh MY GOSH the footage of drew looking literally beyond gone and enya slightly slurring her words is too much to handle rn

[@sweetcreaturejimin]

as a quiet girl growing up i would have probably hated enya in school lmfaoo for the most part i would think like can y’all just do your work so we can all go HOME 😓😅

[@rosieeestw]

Same She would have totally bullied me 😅

[@eypu999]

Yesss lol

[@jihadityrone2197]

@@rosieeestw You seem like you’d deserve it tbh

[@comixcomixcomix]

@@jihadityrone2197 LMAOSJDJ

[@myra2665]

every week drew has another near death experience to tell literally how is he still here

[@abeauandbeyond]

Y’all ever shat, bled, pissed, cried and had a runny nose at the same time? HUMBLING

[@rockinrobin222]

THE CACKLE I LET OUT-

[@gloriafigueroa565]

Drew lying on the ground looked like the scene where Violet finds her dead body in ahs murder house💀

[@Megan98]

omg

[@nut1909]

STOPPP

[@brendita8896]

STOP LMFAOOO ILY FOR THIS COMMENT

[@Kayla-qd9kh]

“Any time your tummy hurts you are not brave about it”

[@simpexterminator9407]

you can literally see the life leave drew’s eyes in that video it’s literally a clip out of a horror movie

[@ariannae1111]

its fucking funny as fuck

[@ry5551]

this was literally the worst podcast to drink coffee with 💀

[@il3077]

Legit 😭I was also eating my breakfast

[@graciefrancoeur9573]

i was eating taco bell man

[@alexaascencio887]

same, we shouldve gotten a trigger warning for massive amount of literal shit talk smh

[@alyssa448]

this is the nastiest episode ever created

[@ariannae1111]

its sexy and gold

[@jeffreyflops]

HOLY SHIT….. I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED HARDER DURING THIS PODCAST THEN WHEN YALL SHOWED THAT CLIP 😭 we neeed more candid clips like that pls

[@user-qx1jh1xm8k]

THAT CLIP OF DREW HAS ME SCREAMINGGGGG

[@hosannamatienzo1871]

Drew: "I wont go into detail" right after going into detail

[@superninjuhful]

I love how Enya always says “I used to be so mean” even though she is still so mean 💀✌🏽

[@ogdreamgirl]

Enya not knowing Delilah was not just a Miami thing is fucking hilarious

[@nayi999]

wait i havent watched yet this is earth shattering my childhood is ruined...... 101.5 lite fmmmmmmm

[@ellacascone]

we have delilah in new jersey too hahaha

[@hannahkrause9318]

From wisconsin & Delilah was my favvvvv

[@kansbb7997]

I have Delilah in central cali

[@renl9893]

We have delilah in south louisiana! Took me a while to realize she wasnt local, she has those vibes

[@ketaminepickaxe]

im glad yall shed light on the puke/poop combo because god gave his toughest soldiers that battle (speaking from experience)

[@Marissa-kq9kx]

i’ve been waiting all day so now it’s time to clean my room and listen to this thank u drew and enya

[@abbiegene1080]

OMG SAME

[@cyanyide]

literally same ive been sitting here waiting to start cleaning 😭

[@eterna1flame]

Omg literally I need this to motivate myself

[@hoghug4338]

Sameeee

[@4shanna]

♥️♥️♥️😭

[@JordySan]

i pledge allegiance to drew & enya

[@shawwww]

i pledge allegiance to your mommy

[@gothcowgirl932]

i like how the table is slowly getting more decorated its giving hgtv

[@sligo5908]

not drew wondering why he has stomach problems when he eats a bag of taki’s every other day

[@cherrysttarpro]

THE WAY HIS ARMS ARE POSITIONED I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[@josephd6028]

Enya looks different in each pod and it's always a slay-iana

[@technoviking3827]

Enya's vines were way ahead of her time, she's the blueprint of Gen Z humor.

[@SunnySideSutch]

Enya be like: Drew’s fine he doesn’t have to go to the hospital Drew: 👁____👁

[@SlopCultureMadeIt]

DREWS LAXATIVE STORY IS ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING I LOVE THIS PODCAST

[@rosiematthews9866]

Being on red in school was literally the most horrifying thought as a child… I was annoyingly terrified of authority

[@dumbdumbcowboy]

i just found out u guys had a podcast and literally binged watched every episode for the past 2 days ahhhhh

[@drewphillips]

I’m sorry

[@loganmilne3332]

@@drewphillips LMAOO

[@Wormbuttsex]

that’s over 13 hours in two days are you okay

[@ariannae1111]

you literally didnt know? i sense a fake ass fan

[@Wormbuttsex]

@@ariannae1111 they probably don’t have Instagram or something because drew and enya didn’t really promote their podcast on their yt channels (they make a video every two months so obviously). you don’t have to be rude.

[@aubrimead8406]

u guys don’t even understand how genuinely happy i got when i saw a new ep was posted. like this is the best part of my week every week. pls never end the pod

[@user-em6zj4is5i]

umm i dont think we are appreciating drew enough for opening up w us abt his constipation. ive been struggling w the same issue for a while and always felt unaccepted and judged bc of it. i never felt so seen, we're finally getting the representation we need #ConsitipationPride 😭😢❤️

[@tahinaschwegler8112]

2 words: stone fruits (try plums) 💖

[@ratpack3232]

Yall need to talk about the "heyy" situation bc yall have been teasing that story for too long 😫😫❗❗

[@vaoseafaatuono9754]

fr

[@1998shasha]

What is this "heyy" situations?

[@ratpack3232]

@@1998shasha idek tbh its just a thing they keep saying happened but they have yet to share the story 😶

[@ripsebo]

enya confirmed theyre talking about it on the next episode lol

[@Jakezmobile]

These videos drop at THE PERFECT timing. Always right in the midst of the shittiest part of my day! Y’all are literally my fucking angels from above

[@vinxe2215]

waiting for this podcast at 3 am every friday is the highlight of my week

[@daisyrod4758]

the way he’s just staring at the ground 😭😭😭😭

[@eleanaacosta3848]

the way drew is just FOLDED with his eyes opened and not even blinking was the funniest thing in the world

[@taidatabakovic]

i had a really rough day today so i'm super excited to watch this while listening to the rain outside thank you both very much

[@destinymena5163]

hope you feel better

[@Isabella-ml9om]

The fact I was able to watch this while eating a whole meal.. I’m so strong and brave

[@flamingomingo9810]

My best memories are from listening to Delilah with my mom coming home from school at like 6 every night. She wrote in one time after her divorce and she actually read it on the radio a few weeks later and my mom cried

[@quinnydoll]

Y’all need fiber bad frfr like a cup of Raisin Bran a day or something similar should do the trick I promise

[@talia3121]

yesss

[@jaehyunluvr4eva]

or eat papaya. idk if they can find it that easily in the states, but here in latin america it’s super common and it’s makes you shit a lot🥶

[@lizbethmagana8251]

Last two episodes have made me cry from laughing and are easily favorites, the clip of drew, sealed the deal ty for being poopie iPad babies making podcasts

[@lpsgreensparkles2728]

I look forward to this all week 😩😩❤️ love y’all

[@celestecater9685]

This podcast has become what I look forward to the absolute most every week I love u two so much

[@kay923]

so proud of my parents for this consistent content 💗 I know how hard it can be

[@bbyz0na59]

BROOOO DELILAH!!!! this is such a deeply engrained memory of my childhood and i’m from the west coast. also ART LABOE!!! what a guy

[@alexisb3766]

Thank y’all for another episode, been waiting for this podcast for literal years😭

[@YM-yt7lt]

i’m so glad ky bleeped drew’s shit story so well because it would be super embarrassing if we were somehow able to tell what drew was saying

[@Kevsenkoko]

LITERALLY PISSING BC OF THE VIDEO OF DREWS LIFELESS BODY LMAOOOOOOOO🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂

[@analyserush2724]

Glad to be experiencing y’all in this way, instead of in character.

[@chefliza908]

Listening to these stories, like y’all needed medical attention but I’m so proud of u for making it through

[@matthires3208]

There’s literally crack in your podcast episodes they’re all so addicting.

[@vkaii7152]

the way drew is arching his back looking half dead has me cryinggg

[@mel_ty9500]

This episode’s gonna be so crazy that there’s not even a title to it

[@xkellyvo]

They added one 🤣

[@mel_ty9500]

@@xkellyvo obv because of me 🙄🙄🙄

[@briellerobinson2109]

I hope your channel keeps growing I love you guys! The only youtube channel that consistently puts out good content.

[@kaitlynjohnson9132]

realizing its Friday mid day is the best feeling cause its the time the podcast drops

[@freedom2137]

40:15 Money for Mac

[@collt0916]

Thank you!

[@thatgirl5630]

I relate to Drew’s laxative story so hard, I literally woke up at 3am to a cold sweat and I couldn’t even walk to the bathroom, and I started loosing vision and I almost fucking passed out then I started gagging so hard and then all of a sudden I shat so hard and it was insane…laxatives are dead ass a last fucking resort for anyone

[@D3vilMayCry99]

No bs i relate to drew. I’ve been through a deep existential depression couple years ago and haven’t fully recovered yet. I am happy though and content but if I drink any caffeine, alcohol,, etc it will throw me into a weird place in my head. Also this goes for marijuana and just anything drugs related. Last time I did it was so embarrassing. I was crying to my friends because I felt my depression so strongly. I actually felt it and can’t explain the sensation that well but god was it terrifying. I also get paranoid and think the devil is coming after me. So now I’m basically just raw dogging life. I like it though! Just sucks I can’t enjoy drinking :/

[@ratpiss1191]

thank you drew for getting me into the beeps and boops of music. they somehow calm me and make me feel at peace

[@pedrosalles9273]

Drew laying on the ground, eyes open in blank stare, will forever terrify me

[@gemmalindley]

this is the funniest podcast omg this episode has me crying

[@soapppppppp]

I needed this so bad today

[@aimem3111]

The fact that enya was deadass a bully in middle school 😭😭😭

[@carleejackson6649]

LET JOSIAH ON THE PODCAST

[@mr....3432]

No. It will disturb the balance and harmony that enjajaja and Drew have. And I believe that’s something worth dying for.

[@juvederme]

@@mr....3432 ?

[@mr....3432]

@@juvederme iykyk

[@0p1um17]

ive always listened on spotify while playing the sims and im js now realizing how much comedy gold ive been missing not watching the videos

[@tianathorpe8669]

Finally the highlight of my week has arrived again

[@lavyneadealmeida8990]

literally the ONLY podcast i'm able to listen to because it isn't boring

[@nairaxoxo]

THAT CLIP LMFAOOO. Drew looks like my sims when they get too exhausted and just fall to the floor to nap 😭💀

[@miud2201]

when they were telling the drunk story last episode i didn’t imagine drew actually looking fucking dead,,, like it’s scary how there’s no light in his eyes and he’s just laying in the floor like a rag doll,,

[@alexanderspalacio2490]

Enyas humor is so fucked up sometimes but I love it, and the way this mans was laid out on the street eyes wide open was concerning

[@saradebellis4856]

Lately I’ve been high as hell when the podcast comes out and I just think that’s a beautiful thing

[@zain1423]

I find it soo cute how drew and enya are like completee opposites😭 drew was a good kid in school and enya was mean asf and bullied kids😭

[@zain1423]

I just jnow enya wouldve bullied drew

[@C_Y_R]

ok but the vid where drew was basically comatose on the street... he wasn't blinking & so pale.. I would've thought he was dead too

[@ariannae1111]

yes, i would have thought he was dead and left him

[@tylerandersen1078]

bro i literally almost just died when they bleeped out what drew was saying i almost dropped the bar benching from trying to hold back the laughter

[@cayleigh5981]

first of all i thought y’all couldn’t get anymore relatable then u bring up DELILAH and i literally still listen to her on the radio like she was a staple of my childhood w them 2000s songs

[@1tragicunicorn]

7:30 this literally looks like found footage

[@smiskitamer]

WHY WERE DREW’S EYES JUST OPEN 😭

[@Subllama]

I was just listening to last week’s ep. Love you 🤍

[@keithtabuyan7258]

i cant believe its been a week since i listened to the last podcast . IM SO EXCITED

[@SlopCultureMadeIt]

Literally a friday ritual at this point please never stop

[@ed9358]

no i can relate to the sick stories so much at one point i was so constipated but i also ate expired bread but didn’t know so when i started throwing up i thought it was because i had too much shit in my system and i was crying because i was so scared i was just gonna start throwing up literally feces. this was like three months ago my intestines have fixed themselves since then

[@95youngho]

WAS WAITING ALL WEEK FOR THIS YASSS

[@_isai_alvarez_]

This is literally my favorite thing about Friday 💖