Emergency Intercom - Episode 29 (Enya Was Catfished)

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[@mar1ssa777]

Drew’s hair growing out faster than enyas is actually god mocking enyas existence

[@shawwww]

it’s the holistic supplements

[@madisonmcneill5186]

Even his beard

[@estelamuu52]

Facts she gotta do the inversion method

[@nicomarley8384]

it’s drews sewer water

[@bobwiththebob-nt1xm]

This is actually the most evil fucking thing for anyone to say? Like, you know she had collagen production issues and you go ahead and comment this.

[@hunterj7846]

i really can’t tell when they’re lying anymore. they are so dangerous.

[@user-lk8yn6im9h]

no i’m scared cause was this entire podcast a lie????

[@user-lk8yn6im9h]

the thing that blows my mind the most is that they started off the podcast discussing how much they talk about themselves in conversation, and then continue to make the entire podcast personal stories 😂

[@sporadic001]

i think i actually can tell now BECAUSE of this podcast lmfao

[@sophia-jc4qb]

Like was the Shawn mended thing real?

[@YanasooSibarah]

😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@natjlz]

i just wanted to let y’all know i fell asleep listening to one of the episodes the other day and had sleep paraylis for the first time while the video played in the background

[@bisoubisoufleur]

😭😭😭

[@cailynd9838]

Sue them for emotional distress queen 😌

[@nourakilla]

I'm weak

[@tyldyl]

been there done that

[@julimgod5285]

NOOOOO

[@carmenalonso9492]

Enya is alpha, drew is beta, Ky is omega

[@grave6579]

Not the omega verse.

[@bleakdrifter]

This is so accurate.

[@gothcowgirl932]

ky mpreg au??

[@bobwiththebob-nt1xm]

The pheromones 😩

[@hey7068]

abo era😱

[@carrie234]

just to let y’all know i watched 5 hours worth of emergency intercom while crocheting last night, and i think you guys are permanently engraved into my brain

[@lilliananaughton5646]

BRO NO WAY I WATCHED LIKE 4 EPISODES WHILE MAKING A BLANKET LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO WHAT

[@funkunko]

PLS I DO THIS SHIT TOO

[@urbudkelsey]

Is crocheting while watching emergency intercom a universal experience???

[@nina4464]

yoo i do that too

[@ratpack3232]

Must be bc i also crochet 😭

[@fayetopias]

enya and drew unironically not knowing how to have a conversation is taking me out 😭

[@aimeecurielgarcia2782]

i love how they say “on set” like its not just their kitchen

[@felixbrunetti9696]

💀💀💀

[@donutdonut1303]

Lmaoooo

[@dldltn5244]

Drew is so good at gaslighting, I had to go back and check if Enya actually said she hates Ky

[@robhankeypank9477]

He’s a Pisces

[@LouLou.97]

@@robhankeypank9477 with a gemini moon 😰😰😰

[@cocobuttor]

I did the same thing 😭 and then enya ended being the gaslighter

[@malaysiastarr1286]

@@robhankeypank9477 us pisces can be amazing gaslighters

[@paulinagarcia435]

i can't believe that you guys were personally victimized by shawn mendes. i am so glad that you were able to come forward with your story. he truly is a sinister being and i'm glad that you guys are okay. his aura is truly evil.

[@shmpma54]

I’m dead

[@alinaj5094]

how did you type this then 🤨

[@yasminfernandes1884]

he literally killed my dog and burned down my house im so glad this tipic is being discussed yawn mending is a menace and a danger to society

[@jessepreciado431]

he literally fucked my dad. he needs to be locked up

[@matijarado]

@@jessepreciado431 LMFAO

[@fluxusjpg]

if i tune out on this podcast for more than one second i never know what the hell they’re talking about when i come back

[@danmacr]

omg episode 29??? this podcast is almost 30 years old

[@sophia-jc4qb]

Yasss! Omg can’t believe it’s been 29 days

[@paytonglenn5492]

Velma and Shaggy have been taking over the podcast world

[@maria-hp9qt]

drew’s chair looks like it’s made out of beaver nuggets

[@aceandrew860]

it looks like macaroooni

[@clolspike]

bucees core

[@commonroach]

Mmmm I'd eat a chair made out of beaver nuggets

[@badtoxxin7909]

It looks like earwax

[@iris-ce3mj]

looks like maggots

[@Wormbuttsex]

this is my petition to get more guests on the podcast i promise we wont act up (unless its orion or elisa)

[@ratpack3232]

Please have orion on omg

[@victoriadomiciano6247]

or josh

[@soup8907]

Drew talking about blue waffle for like 10 minutes genuinely made me shudder idk how he can say the stuff he does without throwing up😭😭😭😭

[@idab6864]

I can never eat while listening to this podcast

[@xoxo9479]

he’s broken lol

[@bobwiththebob-nt1xm]

@@idab6864 💀

[@finnthefrogo9092]

i was literally eating

[@Theeunclefrank]

I left the drive thru and had literally JUST bit into the most delicious onion ring as soon as Enya and Drew started talking about hemorrhoids and prolapsing as soon as I heard it I immediately threw up and crashed my car

[@paradiseavenue]

omg lucky 😍

[@sharlineholguin]

awww lol

[@mireyag7472]

and that’s the drewth

[@yasminfernandes1884]

wow! did you die?

[@leslielazo3467]

ooo what would rate that experience from a 1 outta 10!!?

[@Nancy-il1br]

29 week?!?!?!? This podcast is about to give birth. ❤️

[@keghanichaparian5871]

Them having a normal conversation about how they can’t have normal conversations is a beautiful

[@keghanichaparian5871]

thing. or metaphor idk

[@Anthonyad8]

Enya’s story about being catfished is the funniest story told on the podcast

[@aaiwa1176]

Drew and enya overthink everything and it just makes sense

[@aarovision.]

Heads full and empty at the same time

[@zlcno]

I literally cannot tell if they’re joking abt see shawn mendes in the grocery store

[@alina-sp2kf]

literally

[@ellieeeeeweee]

we will never know

[@Mybigstinkytoe]

The way we’re getting brainwashed

[@deadn3t]

gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

[@cecelia5083]

it seems real because i have family down in los angeles and they’ve told me erewhon is THE spot that celebrities go to for groceries bc they have “high end” health food products, etc. i know a lot of famous youtubers talk about going there. idk the way they were talking about it seemed real but i don’t think he pulled a knife on them LMAO

[@chismear]

NOT SHAWN MENDES TWEETING ABOUT SMELLY PEOPLE AT THE GROCERY STORE

[@RhiannaCowdy]

For those people who arent on the patreon, they revealed that drews chair is made out of the blue waffle cheese x

[@cindybabii]

Is the patreon worth it

[@SB-qh6cr]

@@cindybabii it’s literally them shitposting junk, but w early access to the episodes

[@mangyhol2748]

their gaslighting has my brain working so hard

[@meganolszanski6403]

i will fully admit that i am one of the people who has watched all of the episodes of this podcast like 10 times each

[@asmrizzy1574]

same

[@Illugiv]

how could anyone not

[@cris-yb6wv]

i second this

[@hannahsmart2055]

Dear Enya, please know that when you say funny things and ur little jokes and drew doesn't laugh, WE do. we do.

[@crustycrabburgers8608]

WHY IS THIS SO TRU LAMOAAO

[@shaynafriedman946]

just broke up with my gf but i timed it right so that i could watch this right after

[@impostorhottie]

Omg

[@doctorfart650]

them saying “you will die” in unison has such eerie vibes

[@dropoutbear9775]

Ky looks so good here

[@kjjane5830]

I genuinely can’t tell whether they met Shawn Mendez or not

[@natalynataly903]

At the end of every episode I’m like full of fulfillment but also like disappointment of having to wait whole ass 7 days for another

[@joshls7862]

At the end of each episode I’m full of disappointment

[@natalynataly903]

@@joshls7862 for why?

[@nickyrodadmontes]

I’ve made a habit of ironically saying “Aw” like drew does bc of the podcast

[@RileyAVOriginal]

you guys are so funny and i think something i really appreciate about your conversations is that both of you aren’t ashamed of your human nature. we all do the things you guys do, we all make the conversation about us sometimes, maybe some more than others, and that’s okay, it’s biological, you’re just comparing information that you’ve collected with the information you just received. you guys are just yourselves and i love that about you and it’s why i love listening. everything you guys say or have said is something i know i can relate to, and i don’t think i’d trust someone who would try and pretend they don’t feel these things as well. ❤️

[@RileyAVOriginal]

also i swear to god every fourth or fifth sentence Enya speaks could be on a fucking t-shirt

[@perfectblue3]

this is really well said

[@apples697]

drew's brain is on another level... the way he immediately said nyquil chicken after enya said nyquil coochie and i knew exactly what he was talking about

[@ewaberchulska]

Wait what was he tlaking about I'm slow

[@namethischannel7794]

@@ewaberchulska a meme i think

[@katelauger5559]

i watch the entirety of the ads because for some false hope i believe that, that money will somehow be transformed into hours and hours of therapy calls to help these people.

[@lillybarber8737]

about the whole "turning convos about me" thing- first of all, this podcast is about you guys, so talking about yourselves is only natural. second of all, the only way we can view the world is through our own eyes and our own life experience, so if you talk about yourself in a convo, you're likely just trying to relate and understand better.

[@ewaberchulska]

I'm about to make this about me rn but I literally hate how I fuckign do that I cant controll it I'm an interrupting rat and never fuckinf stop ,but also like enya siad sometimes people jsut dont fuckinf talk and I feel awkard so I will talk to fill the void

[@kaylahill8837]

I love this comment

[@giaa888]

drew is serving texas realness.

[@lilpendeja8211]

literally crying of laughter at the monkey and dog uprising thing

[@NicholasXyo]

Imagine putting on emergency intercom to cook a meal and then sitting down to eat it at 19:00

[@tfisyousayin3742]

i was eating my sopa de vaso and i was enjoying it until that moment

[@amandaaaa]

Exactly what happened to me lmao

[@ohno2277]

Listening to this podcast made me realize that i have been too nice for too long thank u drew and enya for making me realize who i am and that is a menace. thank you guys for your service heeyyy

[@jordyn4154]

29 weeks straight?!?!?!? Are you effing kidding me?!?!? I’m so proud

[@fantarry]

I lose my memory every time I watch an episode and then I come back to watch it again and it's a fun little cycle

[@kaitlynvinitski3551]

as someone who has a hard time speaking up, i find that if someone brings up their own experience while i am trying to talk about something personal i feel like the person doesn’t care or isn’t listening. but you guys feed off each other well so it doesn’t come off as only caring about yourself in a conversation, which is why this podcast is great! :)

[@iamenergy9305]

yall literally speak my mind for me

[@familyguyandablunt]

enya's story about the bella thorne catfish reminded me about how i was obsessed with youtubers like pewdiepie around the same age and i would look up Pewdiepie accounts on facebook and message them asking if theyre pewdiepie and when they would say yes id believe them

[@wowlifeissocool6986]

I also did this *just incase* it was real. Like sue me for being hopeful

[@yasminfernandes1884]

thats cute honestly

[@heaveninfinity1583]

I cannot believe Ky really edited it to make it look like Enya lied about saying she hated him… 🤭 sinister

[@drewisstinky3166]

YASSSS i needed this my day was so wack i love yall

[@lizziestoner9703]

I missed almost two whole weeks of school because of Covid and now I have to retake two tests on Monday and have finals on wed and thurs. This is keeping me alive

[@funkunko]

same omfg

[@virginsueycide]

omg me too

[@loliduh]

Absolutely flabbergasted to learn drew has never had haemorrhoids before man looks like he’s never eaten a vegetable his life ❤️

[@user-ei8go8og5g]

4:21 There was something I saw a long time ago talking about this exact thing. I don’t remember the exact terminology they used but my best paraphrase is “anecdotal sympathy” which is essentially where in conversation it may SEEM like you’re high jacking the conversation when usually it’s just your brain trying to relate what someone just said to your own life’s experiences in order to empathize or relate to them.

[@ratbastard6293]

1:01:23 that silence was deafening

[@jgnc947]

we need 2 episodes a week

[@briannagax]

These episodes make my whole week! I love y’all and it’s so funny how y’all always talk about the intro literally every vid lmaoooo

[@myra19]

i watched y’all high asf and everything made sense and flowed.. ik i was tweaking bc y’all never do😭😭😭 no but like i was in there talking with y’all it was crazy..

[@urmomm]

Literally like you’re realizing what they’re actually saying

[@alexthx]

y’all don’t understand how much i needed this video omg thank y’all

[@talkingsnews]

I actually want to hear what drew has to say about monkey wars … and he looks really good today

[@lunisaster]

listening to the podcast while I have hemorrhoids 💀

[@sophia-jc4qb]

I’m so sorry I hope you heal soon 💔

[@rulingvenus]

Me tease I once had 2 at once and named them enya and drew

[@Smellyavocados]

Ive listend to an episode every single day at school while doing my work im literally obsessed with them😭

[@asiaalcala3128]

i think this is my 5th time rewatching this video….but also have rewatched every video 700 times and i can’t tell them apart anymore. anyways love y’all and my brain is melted

[@saracayen]

them trying to have a conversation is me spiraling in my own head while my thoughts vs my observer mind battle it out i cant believe they captured it in audible reality

[@praisedeezus]

so…drew can never remember lyrics unless its lana. then he knows every word. noted.

[@j.ad3]

drew’s prediction abt the world being calm is so off😭

[@MadeByNoR]

as soon as the episode starts it just goes into the craziest topics i absolutely love it

[@erinelizabeth1164]

The timing of me watching this episode is wack as hell I was just having the worst anxiety yesterday about being a conversational narcissist and was overthinking/replaying like every conversation from this week back in my head. Then that’s one of the first things you talk about lol, so honestly hearing y’all talk about it makes me feel less alone but also is reminding me of how narcissistic I can be in conversations. hmm It’s time to start asking people about themselves, no more me me me me me, talking about yourself/ your shit is just so fun though I be rambling for days. Anyways thank you guys for always making me feel less alone

[@yingbang67]

honestly i thank enya for telling us that cautionary story about that girl in her school who faked having a boyfriend because now I know if I lie in public I WILL be embarrassed in front of all my peers

[@georg1111a]

This might be the cones talking but Drew and Enya’s take on the HYPE HOUSE SHOW is actually genius.

[@pri1ncess.r0sie]

how does every episode come out at the perfect time in my life? saving me from depression 😵‍💫

[@k8oclock]

I haven’t watched the last couple of episodes Bc life has been too crazy but I’m so excited to sit down and binge love u guys

[@butt.eater69]

we need josh, christian, orion, and elisa on the podcast

[@scarlettdeieso5982]

when drew brought out dogs vs monkeys i absolutely lost it

[@martagavi]

this is the first episode they have uploaded since i found them and i love this so much

[@sarahigonzalez1745]

you guys are the reason im productive. Blessed

[@anamacedo4411]

i starting singing Lana with you guys while I’m over here cooking and having you guys as my background 😌

[@Subllama]

the way emergency intercom is so close to 100k and i see some channels take forever to reach that number, the yassification

[@Fergiefern]

I watch these 3 times each episode. You guys do make me delusional. I love these

[@magicalmechagirl]

Drew ! Your commitment to chaos is admirable but scary lmao

[@paranoidhag]

Imagine watching this episode and finding out you were the one who impersonated Bella Thorne and conversed with 11 year old Enya for 3 months

[@saramustdie1579]

When I saw the thumbnail I lit yelled in my office from excitement. The power that u posses 🌟

[@nadiavargas8501]

This ep reminded me of when I would binge watch compilations of ppl unboxing their ebay packages and being scammed.

[@skarletaozolina2440]

Drew not leaving alone his yassification of turning from 15 to 16 years old so fast, is cracking me up

[@tierynclarice5496]

I literally watch the episodes a couple times a week each

[@Jakezmobile]

Keep saying welcome back bc I literally rewatch every episode once a week

[@Dreamer-ho7cr]

This podcast is the highlight of my day

[@millie9807]

drew “don’t look that up” well now i have to.

[@estellakooy7786]

It’s been 6 months since the first emergency intercom, thank you all for keeping me sane

[@mariapripra]

the fourth grade beef was so real i love her

[@laurenlombrano1381]

i love y’all sm fr i be at work watching my lil podcast

[@dougbowser50]

enya looks like my grandmother it’s terrifying

[@lore854]

when drew started singing video games and enya kept ignoring him I was sooo triggered that they wouldn't sing together but then they did and I could finally breathe!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Annak773]

drew: “nothing is gonna come soon , the worlds gonna be chill soon” **russia basically declares ww3 a month later**

[@sashavolkova9691]

this is my favorite emergency intercom episode of all time lmao

[@rachelfinder5803]

ugh yall are so wise and relatable

[@shmpma54]

It’s just drew spiraling into insanity and enya becoming more psychotic every episode

[@yuhzizzle9399]

i watched every single episode of ur podcast while quarantined and i came out of quarantine a different person

[@StevenMichaelH]

the way I watched two episodes of this out of order and it just so happened that drew said the exact story in both of them 💀

[@takeonme723]

I genuinely cannot tell if they actually encountered Shawn Mendes or not

[@fatimagu]

honestly props to drew for still sitting on the chicken nugget chair it looks so uncomfy

[@cherryellie]

I am so happy this consistency is golden

[@royaroyap]

I feel so slay for getting what video Drew was referencing at 17:40 with Lucas and Josiah

[@niy8665]

i literally do the same thing with paper towels, I’m constantly washing my hands and have so many damp paper towels everywhere bc I keep carrying them with me