Emergency Intercom - Episode 81 (women should cheat more)

[@eciaus]

I love that most of the time when they say they’ll insert photos it doesn’t happen and we’re left in an abyss of wonder and imagination, but we got dirty ugg pics

[@tenfold_]

lol fr, i had to google kendra scott n shit

[@m4rieoliva]

enya chewing on that bread like its her last meal omg

[@arirobb]

dude I literally had to turn it off she’s chomping and smacking

[@charlottexo7493]

@@arirobb and talking with her mouth full too lmao

[@lettydrown1221]

@@arirobb yeah i could not watch this episode

[@arirobb]

@@lettydrown1221 i’m so glad y’all agree it was too much lmaoo

[@dyisltd]

Literally my misophonia could not handle 🙅‍♀️

[@avery4164]

enya looks so pretty and drew is definitely sitting next to her!!

[@starr_grl]

every week we do this to drew :( he's gorgeous to, like look at his hair.... and his hat and his.... moustache...? (The fact some of u couldn’t fathom that this was silly joke is really concerning, am I supposed to put /j after everything now🤨. Drew and Enya are bae and I don’t think the care that much😭)

[@lyk929]

yall stop :( drew has sm equally good qualities like his

[@starr_grl]

@@lyk929 yeah and his

[@beccaboyd9820]

The hell is this comment💀

[@idab6864]

@@starr_grl dawg they were just joking take it easy lmao

[@jakob8646]

Drew getting all protective of his woman is so cute. Hes really bringing back manly men 🔥🤗😩

[@heywilla]

no fucking way drew got a colonoscopy at 12 years old and this is the first we're hearing about it😭😭

[@robotsounds]

I saw Drew at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[@dn-li7ww]

i knew there was something off about him .....

[@eliana57]

no way

[@Iivinginfiction]

is this true, bc i can actually imagine it happening lmao

[@jaedastreeter4662]

Its true i was the cashier

[@moxxyz5975]

Ik this isn’t true but I Can very vividly imagine him doing it

[@yahir_blt]

the only emergency y’all should be worrying about is drew’s receding brain functionality

[@_z10n1x]

that ship has already sailed diva

[@lauren1506]

@@_z10n1x DIVAA😭😭

[@Shordy9.09]

FRRRR💀

[@LilSpliff]

It’s his degenerative brain disease (all of them)

[@immabigkidnow1]

@@_z10n1x it it sunk too

[@starr_grl]

i love rewatching the old eps when i'm coming back from college, the only downside being i just burst out laughing in public and look like a freak

[@prettyepicgirl]

me ong i listen to them at work i just be bursting out little laughs here and there while people look at me like 😐

[@catreenel]

i literally did the same thing today

[@sskelz]

me in class😭😭

[@Eren-kl4kw]

happens to the best of us😭

[@orbit9850]

literally same I have to hold in my laughs on the bus

[@darcy2677]

drew hiding his puffbar behind the skinny ass mic every week always makes me laugh

[@emily-jm8kw]

LMFAAOOOOO

[@Eren-kl4kw]

I JUST NOTICED IT WAS THERE HELP

[@lannaherrmann3580]

wym??he literally said he quit lol.....

[@emmyhuff5844]

1:25 into this episode and drew is already saying the words “boofing ketamine”

[@Ty-sw9gb]

I am dying at this

[@francinetteestrada6133]

Whenever Ky responds or talks, it literally sounds like god himself is talking because his voice literally appears from nowhere. He also sounds like their self consciousness in their head or something lol

[@tessam653]

enya always wondering why she is sick as she put her piece of bread on her iphone

[@mysteriousskin]

The way ky tries so hard to make enya laugh yet drew will say the most unfunny thing and she’ll crack up

[@ljolivarez2]

Enya: I’m not taking over the counter medication bc they’re bad for you Also enya: *smokes cigarettes*

[@agentchowder487]

Cigarettes arent bad for u tho

[@quinnydoll]

Cigarettes are natural we don’t know what’s in NyQuil

[@boredasf4856]

@@quinnydoll you must be sniffing crack if u think cigarettes are natural. Something that’s natural doesnt stain your lungs black.

[@zain1423]

@@quinnydoll Look at the back of a fucking nyquil bottle thats whats in it

[@Gabi-rp2fo]

“Cigarettes are natural”…….. yall need to get a grip

[@oomlad4299]

i cant believe its gotten to the point in watching this for 81 weeks where the phrase massaging poop out like a gogurt does not phase me

[@annabocanegra1704]

the way drew was rubbing literally confirms that when he would shit the poop particles got stuck under his nails and got SMOOTHERED into his eye.

[@mmmmyaaaa]

😭😭😂he deadass was rubbing his fingers together, fidgeting right before he proceeded to dig out his eye

[@kirby2662]

i’m not even kidding drew is the funniest person of this generation and he doesn’t get the recognition he deserves. he’s so entertaining and funny without even trying.

[@WhatsAOlivia]

Enya’s hair is getting saurrr long and luscious and slay 😘

[@lizbethpineda5197]

the way drew’s legs twirl around reminds me of that video of slugs having sex

[@dawnyboy635]

i don’t think i can finish this episode enya is like crazy

[@ljolivarez2]

Real

[@hypochondriahall]

😭😭😭

[@cameronhowes3948]

The spirit airlines of podcasts

[@jacki....0_0]

i deadass need to stop watching emergency intercom while i'm eating cause the amount of times poop and fart is brought up is insane

[@pearldark6026]

Same 😭😭

[@user-bs4ry2bw6i]

Literallyyy at least sometimes we can get half way but this time it was instantly 😭

[@Yungsurfer]

And porn and eggs inside someone

[@babi3bat710]

drew rubbing his eye in a pattern actually took me out 💀

[@highrise]

What really tweaks me out is looking at a building, specifically like an apartment, and just thinking of all these people living totally separate lives, in these little boxes and rooms. In one big building, oblivious to each other. Almost like a dollhouse and it really freaks me out

[@monse3760]

Someone needs to start an official “you know what it is” enya counter

[@idab6864]

Enya's hair is looking soooo healthy and beautiful. Drew's shirt is so golfcore

[@emwitzcrackers1845]

I'm crying over the way enya looked at drew rubbing his eye

[@paranoidhag]

28:25 Drew is so cute defending Enya against those assholes

[@caitlynisabella444]

enyas hair growing is making me feel euphoria

[@Nao-ow3rr]

She like a chia pet

[@reaganXD123]

I had an endoscopy when i was 5 because i would fake stomach aches twice a week to stay home from school. first time i tried anesthesia and i’ve been chasing that high ever since

[@AngelDripp]

The story about the couple making fun of Enya fully made my blood boil, some people have never been punched in the mouth for thinking shit is sweet. Enya boo, you was fully serving slay boots down and I'm sorry you didn't get to see crusties clocked in the jaw that night

[@vianka4918]

drew is literally in his prophecy era with these dreams. something big is coming and its the drewth, everyone be ready.

[@helenwlym]

always watch these while im eating or shitting, a sign of seriously good entertainers

[@Moronica22]

Drew’s fear of driving next to bodies of water in a golf cart is so white

[@annelague3386]

39:41 THATS MY TIKTOK THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH I LOVE YOU

[@stephhyman2134]

50:59 No way on the 81st episode of this podcast did Enya have to remind us that azul is her cat

[@vinn4045]

because in the last episode she was saying that new people in the comments kept thinking azul was a human being

[@ylopezzz4244]

16:09-16:18 gotta be in Drew’s top ten moments ever

[@turgiv3728]

the food is a physical manifestation and representation of how they eat and serve every episode

[@madzuh0]

17:05 drew describing this freaked me out bc that was EXACTLY how popular girls were in middle school

[@idab6864]

Whenever drew talks about his dreams I am so intrigued. I wish he'd put out a solo podcast or more solo content, I really appreciate his mind.

[@Josh-dp6iu]

Or a trip to the psychiatrist …😊😊

[@iyadbairi1269]

Im gonna overdose with this episode

[@purenstlga]

both entra and droob look amazing in this sode ❤

[@aminaahmed7582]

that mean boy and mean girl bar situation with enya made me so mad like i'm her friend lmaoo like i literally wanna push them off a cliff- OOP- oopsies

[@Maggylion]

weekly dose of emergency intercom is what I need rn

[@Lizzyseyeball]

the way emergency intercom fully consumes me now LMAO nah i be watching this at all hours of the day and that's NOT an understatement 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@wherethehellhaveubeenloca]

i was sitting here guarding waiting for u guys to upload bc my brain NEEDS to be rotting more or it just doesn’t feel right and i can’t move on with my friday.

[@ellarose1685]

I love how Drew’s attempt to talk about something less gross was his stinky fuckin uggs segment

[@laurenguevara5743]

the first part of this episode is legit just kindergarten snack time with the weirdo kids

[@ThatAvery]

enya's fashion victim comment was such a slay

[@danielwaynemiller]

*Ky in the saddest voice ever: "well it's cool that I have sex..."

[@zoeharumi3797]

I love eating and watching this podcast. Best combo

[@anonymousgenius5293]

I don’t think I’ve commented on a yt vid in years let alone a podcast but omg I’ve been watching this podcast for a while and I love drew and enya so much but this episode genuinely filled me with rage because of enya talking with a mouth full of food and smacking on it like oh my god I’ve never felt any sort of negative emotion towards her but watching this episode changed it for me completely

[@sgriffin89]

This is the first episode I've ever heard. You had me at fentanyl lollipops.

[@KVS.141.]

IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT ENYA SLAPPING DREW😭

[@nylac4329]

Enya feeling upset that she was being made fun of when that’s literally all they do to other people lol

[@kel6134]

literally like….

[@odeswarms]

Insecurity

[@Deborah5000]

seriously we need an episode where y’all body snatch each other and do a full episode pretending to be each other

[@torisiegmund-roberts]

drew can remember his dreams like they're his reality but cant remember that he's straight

[@CrayonsAreForever]

I relate to drew talking about suing the hospital because when I was a teenager I had to get a MRI of my spine because I have a high risk of my spine tethering as I get older. we couldn’t get it done until the insurance company approved it, but they wouldn’t do it which was very scary considering if I did have a tethered spine it could cause me to lose control of parts of my body without surgery (which already put me at a high risk of things like paralysis). after months of waiting for approval my mom said she’d sue the insurance company and if we won the money would go to me. they eventually approved it (I’m pretty sure she threatened them) and honestly I was kinda sad we didn’t get to sue them because I could’ve used that money for shit I really didn’t need. anyways my results came back clear so it was all for nothing LMFAO.

[@sarajack5]

the fact that this godforsaken podcast has become an essential part of my life is probably concerning but idgaf!

[@blueberrymuffinenthusiast]

No the baby theory is actually SO true 😭 I’ve been getting so many cute toddler tiktoks that genuinely have made me rethink about having kids. I have a whole folder now on tiktok LOLL

[@krisleekyle1753]

enya the ppl who were mocking u are jealous bc they don’t own stylish clothes and ppl love to hate beautiful women

[@siyamarwaha8323]

i love that yall's freakouts are just existentialist theory 😭 like i have read that exact dissociative phenomenon in sum shit by sartre

[@lucasquinteros222]

found someone catfishing as drew on grindr in my area... just thought I'd share

[@jayeshturvey6341]

Idk if anybody will get this, but drew is dressed up like a British farmer

[@caitlynrose4526]

lmaoooo this is the funniest comment

[@serenahr8644]

I’m so glad that they both can explain that “feeling too real” feeling. I one time was sitting beside my roommates cat and realized that she’s a real animal that can’t talk and I’m a human and I started questioning my whole existence and I started freaking out. I watched that movie with Ryan Reynolds “free guy” And I had anxiety the whole movie because of the “what if a video game became real life” concept freaked me the fuck out

[@uhuh30]

Drew saying “pre-constipation era” is iconic af

[@isabelluh6450]

thank you for coming out as an anti marvel podcast! i've been saying this but it needs to be heard by the masses

[@al_7362]

6:50 this episode is so wild to me because i’m studying for my histology exam and i was literally on the uterus slides Rn And watching EI 🙏

[@queeenfr]

the way they improved on the slapping is crazy

[@jujey3410]

I love how enya tries to be nonchalant and slick about showing her shoes

[@EK-jc7xn]

what shoes are these?:o

[@lizpernardstreet]

i was sat opposite the people making fun of enya at the bar and as soon as i heard enya call them out quietly then leave i stood up and started a bar fight with them because i have been told by smart people that you always obey a queen and they weren't obeying, so i made them obey my fists and they pooped their pants i swear

[@kait927]

When you both talked about things feeling real or not feeling real and all that, I’ve been feeling like that sm too! Really makes me feel insane but here we are

[@user-hx8rs]

I need Ky and Drew to do to me what those cameras did to Drew.

[@pedrosalles9273]

No, because I want that

[@miakiana830]

real.

[@fluxusjpg]

35:50 i LOSE IT whenever drew makes this face like why is his side eye so lethal

[@gnarlybootsrag]

also drew talking about beating that guy was actually very sweet

[@fallonshay97]

it's so comforting hearing drew talk about his dreams because I frequently have insane and super fucked up dreams and I've never met anyone who can relate

[@kozmotis21]

every time one of my coworkers vape falls out of their pocket, i think of drew

[@hibakj]

Drew’s dreams are actually so crazy like I feel like maybe he is spiritual in a way cuz wtf

[@jondanieldelaughter6851]

Drew is literally on dmt when he sleeps

[@doncarlio]

enya knew what she was doing when she propped her foot up at 9:09, those shoes are fire as hell

[@ariconic]

im literally choking at 37:55 😭😭😭

[@lyk929]

i dreamt a new episode would come out today 🙏🏼

[@londonnaiii6696]

the new setup angle is shifting something in my brain

[@lawhoamitoloveyou]

THE JEFF BUCKLEY CLOSER ENYA ATEEEEEE

[@gnocchimuncher]

at this point drew is traveling in his dreams

[@Ty-sw9gb]

U guys should start premiering your episodes so that ur children can interact in real time

[@nannybells]

idk why I ordered food and sat down to watch this.. I lost 😞

[@ffion3617]

enya was so real at the end for putting drew in his place about jeff buckley

[@slopzombie]

i also need to go to paris with pedro pascal and oscar isaac like i NEEEEEED those baguettes

[@libraine5820]

you guys are like english teachers if they could fully speak their minds to their students

[@chris_jennnuhrr]

Literally slept through the morning and set an alarm for 2:00 pm just for u guys 💋

[@emwitzcrackers1845]

I miss coming to this podcast late so I could listen to 4 episodes a day at work

[@jadaisabella6211]

I fall asleep to this podcast every night

[@astttrraahh]

the ‘am i gay’ test right under this…

[@jaux12240]

45:52 I am convinced Drew’s voice fully faded out for enya and she was thinking 0 thoughts for about 30 seconds here

[@nuckertix]

i love when one of my hyper fixation youtube accounts posts right before my other one so when the one video ends i can go straight into the next especially when it’s emergency intercom 😤

[@inoki7]

The dressing comment had me laughing for 5 minutes straight 36:41

[@eurydice72]

that bar story literally made my blood boil. enya, next time, DONT BE THE BIGGER PERSON!! THEY NEED TO BE HUMBLED AND FAST!!!

[@secret99826]

me waiting for what my response would’ve been and then of course drew comes through : 29:45

[@Shordy9.09]

Enya went from drew you’re crazy there’s no gas leak to full blown manic I been thinking about that