Emergency Intercom - Episode 35 (starting a cult)

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drew celebrates his super sweet sixteen while begging for a death hoax and Enya claims she’s a chronological liar… idek what she means by that
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[@26vampirediaries]

She is slayyyy, She is serveeee, She is booots, she is the house.. Drew it's giving not the boots but the house and nightmares

[@kwh000]

you sound insane

[@wh0438]

@@kwh000 but don't we all sound insane? i mean, you're here lol

[@ro79uj]

LMAOOOAOOAOAOAA

[@user-hx8rs]

@@ro79uj lmao not it saying translate to English

[@salem4800]

@@kwh000 most geniuses do in the beginning…

[@Theeunclefrank]

Drew is just cosplaying biblical figures at this point

[@purdeeBasic]

Moses & Noah up next

[@cc-sw7xi]

he’s on his john the baptist slay

[@pleekgirl]

i watched this while violently high last night and drew’s hair sent me into a psychotic episode

[@eathealthy4209]

grounds to sue

[@pleekgirl]

@@eathealthy4209 no i needed it

[@Nataliaa313422]

Literally me rn, reading this comment just realizing it was like that the whole episode

[@freshfromtheshore]

i'm also violently high and this made me realize it was a wig like it looked so real before 😭

[@nicolesmorejon1410]

enya always looks so pretty and then they’re sun homeless man she lets on her podcast, she’s so sweet

[@nicolesmorejon1410]

sum*

[@amir_______543]

Drew’s living his drewth with that wig!

[@kole1012]

its not a wig wtf

[@dreyrod]

what wig

[@highrise]

Yaaas. Boots the wig down slay house

[@ro79uj]

its not a wig its his spinal cord wrapped around his head

[@simoneantolini9598]

@@highrise no the house is on the side, so it’s boots the wig down with the house on the side

[@nighttimemytime1999]

“belligerently empty” “chronological liar” ENYA mind of a master mind

[@smellylorenny]

I LAUGHED so hard at ‘belligerently empty’

[@sophia-fv8oj]

i have been saying belligerently empty and it cracks me up every time

[@enjanment]

Drews giving a lego character

[@taylortesch3826]

Snap on hair energy

[@Drewsbugg]

6:40 girl power 12:25 attacking appearance 21:42 asmr wingbot 21:50 toes curling 22:30 good put her whole bssy into cilantro LALALA 25:13 not caveman brain 28:20 dinky 28:55 ernya 29:49 i like ur wig 30:15 botched haircut 31:10 microplastics in my balze 31:37 enya pretending to think 32:20 take my eyes 33:00 drew killed a person 34:09 me w my dead brother an grandpa and bug. LALALAL 35:25 big things are coming! 36:16 sing 37:37 late bloomer ky is old 37:57 awkward silence 38:20 drew is crazy 39:04 crazy scream drew 39:23 roleplay moment 39:35 hello kitty says ACAB 39:57 giving HPV 41:35 bomb threat to instagram 42:21 ITS ME THE JOKA! LALA 43:30 breaking the 4th wall 44:40 drew looks at himself in photo 45:04 It looks good😅 LALA 47:00 drew is batshit crazy 48:05 euphoria -job 48:46 drew is 16 and is gonna run over enya 49:30 drew is in denial 49:40 16 years in jail 50:53 coming of age moment 51:40 born again virgin 52:14 enya cant believe drew is real 56:05 high as a baby 53:48 unfinished thought 54:46 believe in enya 55:00 chronilogical liar 55:30 keep pushing me 56:37 GO BACK TO WHERE U CAME FROM LALA 59:08 EMERGENCY INTERCOM CITY 59:19 CREAM TEAM 1:03:47 wig snatched LALAL

[@mikrokosmos7921]

Unfortunately this was Drew's last video before he passed away:( didn't even get to turn 16😭 drew we miss you sooo much♥️ enjoy your birthday in paradise🥺🥳

[@sporadic001]

he never even got his license. gone too soon :(

[@sherleenminier7927]

@@sporadic001 rip 😔 we should get Olivia Rodrigo to play at his funeral FLY HIGH KING 🕊️

[@sailorkikii]

🕊🕊

[@xavierkingsley9756]

There still making videos by being powerful enough to astral project into döppelgangers.

[@thelastmaker7310]

he is in hell tbh

[@nataliek.8076]

drew looks like he’s gonna turn into a werewolf at any minute

[@alyssapena5454]

drew’s hair is serving duck dynasty realness

[@jakob8646]

its definitely serving homophobia and misogyny

[@vivianclaire8678]

@jakob HAHAHAJDJDJEJSHSSNUSHHSJSBSHDDH

[@internetgirl4072]

😭😭

[@davidpalao7166]

I was the 666th like ☺️

[@booboolmao6023]

The way drewmmunication is coming to app stores in 2023…I’m so excited. Have y’all listened to his album, Melodrewma, recently?

[@letsparchmentitupyo7566]

i love our community

[@eleanor5763]

@@letsparchmentitupyo7566 we are drewmunity

[@maggielittle2706]

drew’s hair literally looks rancid. enya is slaying as usual

[@ro79uj]

shes constantly on a slaycation

[@Marisnail]

How dare you diss the birthday boy 🤬

[@anafloreslol]

i was gonna say this was so rude but i looked and i cant bring myself to disagree

[@its4zinnia]

yesssss diss the birthday boy it’s so quirky and funny 😍

[@audreylenae9762]

at least ur honest

[@tombob5777]

I can’t believe I’ve watched 35 episodes of psychological warfare

[@wickedvvvwitch]

The fact that this podcast has absolutely no premise, and I still come back weekly, is a slay

[@Marisnail]

That’s the best thing about this podcast😂 it’s so unique

[@squiddyft.insecurities3549]

@@Marisnail how is it unique 😂 it’s literally the same as every other podcast which is just talking about whatever

[@Marisnail]

@@squiddyft.insecurities3549 I find their humor and topics of conversation way more interesting than most podcasts out.

[@squiddyft.insecurities3549]

@@Marisnail well ya

[@opinionatednobody5631]

Yeah this format is better than a podcast with a premis and like scripted

[@katelyn4653]

the birthday boy has this sort of glow to him today, the glow that only a little queen on his sweet sixteen has. as it is your birthday (and it will be for the next one hour and 43 minutes) i wanted to write you something. andrew phillips, the light of my short lived life. but is it short lived with a drew phillips by my side? not in the slightest. you are a man written by a woman and illustrated by a 7 year old boy with republican parents who have forced their beliefs upon him. you are a god. you are a goddess. you are the gender neutral equivalent to a god or goddess. though i disagree with that 7 year old’s political views, i must admit he is quite the mona lisa. and you know what? that 7year old is actually my father, a time traveller, who not only created you, but also created me. drew phillips, i have reason to believe you are my long lost twin brother who was born about a month before i was. today is your sweet 16 and my sweet 16 is coming up soon. please wish me a happy birthday by coming home. our meemaw and pawpaw have missed you dearly.

[@squiddyft.insecurities3549]

i’m not reading that 😄😁

[@scorpioj3]

happy early sweet sixteen babes!!

[@katelyn4653]

@@scorpioj3 thank you lovely

[@phoebebridgerton4346]

a lot to unpack here! Anyways hope you have a great bday

[@katelyn4653]

@@phoebebridgerton4346 thx

[@anajvli]

enya looks so pretty today shes trying to obfuscate our birthday boy shine

[@jahn1332]

*obdrewscate

[@unicornmagic8762]

@Z3R0 K3WL PERIIOOODDD 💅💅😫 shes so cool agghhhh

[@joanarivera6006]

literally

[@user-vi1rw2hr9s]

She has that ability where she could put 1% effort into looking good and it HITS like she’s got an aura of pretty surrounded around her at all times

[@anajvli]

@@user-vi1rw2hr9s YES

[@noelpaul4184]

Drew’s really in his toad era with all this screaming

[@emmapearce1811]

enya's fit absolutely zlaying in this episode. also honourable mention to drews wig.

[@ellarose1685]

@mangomolina 0:00 - 1:04:24

[@emmagoldman4095]

wig…???

[@Ejazzz]

@@emmagoldman4095 wig 🥰

[@purdeeBasic]

SPOILER AF … good ting I never read these till 31 years after each episode

[@morganrc8]

If someone told me in like 2019 I’d be watching a podcast of them every single week I would never believe them lol

[@flakeymariahthebaptist3912]

Drew’s hair is serving grease not the play

[@corinneregister6442]

drew looks like he wants to talk to me about the lord

[@EvWuzhere]

He is the lord. Drewsus christ

[@Marisnail]

@@EvWuzhere BYE WHY IS THAT KINDA GOOD AHAHA

[@bottomofthemapmo2644]

SCREAMING

[@marciii411]

enya looks so fucking good in this episode it should be illegal to listen to the podcast. you should be legally required to watch the video version and only stare at enya.

[@highrise]

Drinking a Mountain Drew, playing Call of Drewty, in my bedrewm.

[@sporadic001]

and watching drewphoria before going to bed ❤

[@highrise]

@@sporadic001 ~*drewphoria vibes*~

[@smellylorenny]

Underrated comment

[@au5t.1n]

drew is in his psychopath era, it always starts with the hair

[@no-mm4wj]

drew’s haircut/wig/whatever the fuck is scaring the shit outta me

[@mazzyy5915]

💀

[@sophia-jc4qb]

It’s so freeky

[@ratpack3232]

No bc i thought it was real at first but now i think its a wig.. Either way he is in his bigfoot era

[@sof1a190]

@@ratpack3232 it's literally his hair that's kinda fucked up..

[@jaynemccabe8701]

He looks like postmalone if he grew up as a amish

[@kaylabrown1814]

drew looks like a member of the beatles in this one

[@natalynataly903]

i want my brother to experience death if..... if you know then rest easy...... i hate my dad and so i hate my brother

[@bambiamb]

you guys are more consitant than my period 😍

[@Threeangels222]

Same

[@AB-yf9xj]

ew show some class

[@Marisnail]

@@AB-yf9xj girl bye you’re in the EMERGENCY INTERCOM COMMENT SECTION

[@EmeraldEye-eu4ke]

This is too accurate

[@idklol-eu6fh]

@@AB-yf9xj u don't belong here

[@paranoidhag]

23:02 enyas imitation of Drew’s scream is so spot on

[@oliviahamilton9209]

this is so insane they spoke about death so soon before drew passed :( rest in peace

[@sporadic001]

it's almost like he felt it coming :(

[@Marisnail]

@@sporadic001 I mean he can predict earthquakes maybe he predicted his death😳

[@juliia..6471]

he’s been saying for months something’s coming… rip drew 🪦 👼

[@sporadic001]

@@juliia..6471 the year of realizing....drews dead

[@ruthy5731]

Why did I actually think that drew got a fucked up hair cut so he put the wig on top so that no one would see, but I just realized that the whole joke was the wig being the “hair cut” Hahahahahah

[@swrrlgrrl]

enya served with her fit to steal the attention from drews birthday so he has to put that thing on his head to steal the attention back

[@leticiavillalobos5247]

The slaytension is real in this episode im quaking 🤯

[@lathithandaba4207]

like it’s so obvious he knew people would talk abt her slayness and he put that abomination on his head

[@galileacamacho7060]

Drew’s giving Bartholomew the apostle

[@withfiona]

Why does Drew look literally Insane.

[@orangegirl04]

i’m sayinnn

[@ethelalmendarez688]

Going through it

[@jackfrost6463]

ted bundy core..

[@slayingthebootsdown4398]

its almost like he is

[@coastedd]

42:20 ITS ME THE JOKAH AHAHAHHAHA

[@ElizaLydayIsTotallyRad]

i’m literally watching emergency intercom IN THE emergency room….. always on the grind 💪💪💪

[@greenbroccoli570]

get well soon bae hope u’re ok✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼🦶🏼🦶🏼

[@nina4464]

have a speedy recovery bestie

[@mikrokosmos7921]

Omg AND on Drew's birthday?? What a way to celebrate🥳🥳🥳🥳

[@victoriandoll2164]

That's truely a slay to the power of serve move.

[@xyruz4482]

trauma dumping much? Lmao

[@viviennesurefire1512]

47:00. This is for me. Get your paws off my time stamp.

[@domarce]

can’t believe Hilary Duff is wishing drew a happy sweet 16

[@teganpark688]

hillary drewff

[@rebecaromero2957]

Why did I just go upstairs to get my phone and went to ig to check Hilary duffs story? Why did I believe one of us? What’s wrong with me😿💔

[@rita89997]

I can't believe Drew died right after they recorded this episode!!! 😢🙏

[@vp-sf4nj]

Drew's and Eya's hair look like they're from a kid's drawing.

[@ryder2753]

drew is walking the runway of a goosebumps haunted house american horror story: freakshow realness. Love it

[@EMMERS8816]

Drew is giving very much… Abraham vibes… like Lincoln…

[@Kezyaflea]

Lol

[@krisleekyle1753]

this SENT me

[@estellakooy7786]

nah more like Abraham from ancient Mesopotamia

[@Rubythereaper]

I’m a new listener and dead ass didn’t recognize drew in the thumbnail 😂

[@zest4530]

Im so distratced by Drew's hair...he's taking the spotlight off Enya i fear

[@babs2822]

i just noticed the ponytail in the bacfk so thank god its a wig i was scared for him

[@yourecstasy]

we are literally just watching jesus and the virgin mary talk about absolutely insane shit for one whole hour

[@angela-xi8oh]

drew is wearing a toupee spread the word

[@jafprod.7725]

😭💀

[@jorgegarcia-jm9ok]

GIRL BYEEE LMAO

[@sophcesar333]

Drew is serving Ted bundy realness w the hair beard combo

[@K.Grazerstein]

No manson realness

[@EvWuzhere]

This morning i went to the bathdrewm and had a giant bowel drewvment. Then i got hella drewnk bc its frislayy. I thought about the word racecar and how it is a palindrewm. I know that bc of my middle school eddrewcation. I got out my sketchbook and drew some drewnicorns while eating drewberries and drinking orange drewce in my small drew york apartment. I kept drewling spit from my mouth while thinking about how much i miss the days of one drewrection. Then i looked down at my pants and i had a drewrection. You want to know the drewth? I was sad. My antidrewpressants hadnt been working and i had been having drewicidal thoughts. But then i watched high school drusical:the drusical: the series on drewtube and i felt better (i dont have drewsney plus). Sometimes i think about all the drewman beings on earth and i feel a sense of drewrealization. Nothing in this world seems real anymore. I end every night with a prayer to drew "i swear to tell the druth, and nothing but the bootz so help me slayyy." And then tuck myself under my druvet. I fall asleep listening to ed Sheeran's "the shape of drew" and thinking about if the droon landing was fake or not. I love that Armstrong astronaut guy bc any man in drewniform is hot. Facing tomorrow feels like an ardrewous task.I dreamt about a giant pair of drewbs i saw on this girl and thought about how i missed my friend sam. I was at peace. Drewphoria.

[@fig4778]

doing God's work

[@kelly-di4lf]

do you want to use my drewsney plus subscription? 🥺

[@spiderlassie]

drewrection is unmatched

[@azaria337]

i hope you succeed in life✨

[@g1rl4u]

Drew looks like his name is Jebodiah

[@corinneregister6442]

and on drew's birthday !!! happy birthday drewseph

[@jzalessandra2516]

im on shrooms rn & drew is jesus christ

[@matthires3208]

Enya is serving so hard on this episode for her baesties bday!

[@graceelliott1914]

i cant stop laughing why does he look like that

[@graceelliott1914]

ive been laughing for 5 mins i cant even start the video

[@corinneregister6442]

can't believe drew is 16 now

[@RyYuhn]

please tell me how drew is comfortable contorting his legs like that whilst also sitting on that fucking chair

[@maisiemcdermott4349]

ENAYS HAIR LOOKS SO GOOOOOOOD

[@talkingsnews]

And drew doesnt

[@lyssa1835]

what about drews...

[@AB-yf9xj]

drew's looks better but go off sis.....

[@mahnazkaur]

Happy Birthday Drew! May your boots be housed 😘🤪

[@giorpy]

drew looks like he would be on a tlc show about running away from the amish community

[@mariannalopez3846]

judge drewdy served and slayed this episode w that haircut

[@vibeboss1]

drew looking especially biblical bowl cut today

[@mmariianaa]

Drew looks like he’s going absolutely fucking insane

[@isaiah4868]

drew’s cult name should be “deja drew”

[@a.505.8]

17:25

[@souljalaura2215]

Drew looks like the long lost fifth member of the Beatles

[@zonk35]

Sometimes I force myself to take breaks while watching so I can milk and savor every last second of the podcast

[@Threeangels222]

Me ordering McDonald’s to eat while watching this

[@fernling]

drew is giving off-duty baseball player in the 1970s

[@pinkyy1036]

Happy Birthday Bartholomew 😩😍🥰

[@niklas7495]

bartholodrew 😪

[@Abby-wm2zk]

His regal name era 😖 rip Bartholomew

[@epiphanyh841]

i know i’m behind but if you’re watching this in chronilogicicwk order this might be one of the funniest episodes yet

[@Abby-wm2zk]

IT REALLY IS

[@Abby-wm2zk]

Especially the part where drew randomly says: theres gotta be more...

[@tracy7209]

ENYA LOOKS SO PRETTYYYY. And drew's wig looks indestructible.

[@supersucks]

*drew looks like a biblically accurate angel sometimes*

[@Micnic111]

Biblically accurate white boy

[@skatrfad]

@@Micnic111 Too funny

[@marbeaniee]

tru

[@tyaunamcfarland423]

Drew looks like the homeless man who tried to bite my ankles while i was belligerently drunk w my friends in downtown Cincinnati. Couldve at least put a trigger warning on this video. The wig brought back rancid memories .

[@corinneregister6442]

drew's beard is giving bo burnham inside

[@hotellobster]

drew looks like moses omg. split the red cheeks the house!!!

[@seharkittur9044]

if the next podcast goes up and drews hair isnt revealed to be a wig i will never be able to take him seriously again.(if drew is reading this dont worry i'll keep you in my prayers)

[@il3077]

Watch until the end lmao

[@seharkittur9044]

@@il3077 thank god its fake

[@anabelrichard2151]

drew used to be serving cult leader but now he’s giving more impressionable little boy

[@Lucki3Monki3]

Drew better add me to his fortnite clan/cult LMAOOO

[@kristinawaughcrafts]

Enya is serving funeral for Drew’s hair or whatever the fuck goin on

[@chopicho]

as a fellow pisces, im sorry on behalf of the entire population born on this god forsaken chunk of month. drew is a perfect representation of the mustiness of the men of my kind. flaky ass

[@s4g333]

drew is MY jesus

[@sillygoofyfoo]

i just finished an exam and this is exactly what i needed bc i know damn well i failed 😭

[@mythgirl2]

girl same and i dropped it right after fml

[@tillylogan1951]

drew looking like a young pal McCartney

[@charlotteleslie8339]

dreuphoria

[@briannagax]

DREW YOU BETTER SLAY ON YOUR SLAY DAY!!! Happy Birthday oldie😏😘

[@mariamoooooo]

this is one of my favorite episodes its so funny

[@emi333ily]

my eyes burned after watching this and i started speaking in tongues i think i was possessed by a demon must have been the evil spirit of the person who let drew think it's okay to post with his hair looking like one of those people who haven't washed their hair in five years because they think the oils are good for them

[@Sianna10122]

you two ladies look INCREDIBLEEEE. always here for the slay xox

[@EastFirstBlood]

i just cant stop staring at drews hair. its giving 13 year old kid with greasy fingers playing minecraft

[@terracassa]

judge drewdy

[@carmenvnh7434]

drew looks like the homeless version of young paul mcartney with his new hair

[@abandonalex1846]

Enya is interviewing Paul McCartney

[@caitlynisabella444]

that curl sticking out the back of drew’s head

[@hehegroggy]

drew looks like all of the beatles from every era of their lives mixed into one person

[@dominiquesfecalmatter]

thank god for enya looking super pretty on this episode makes me stop from puking at drew's disgusting hair

[@puppie1]

would u use drews greasy wig if i u were to be paid a million dolars? 🤨

[@overwhellmed]

@@puppie1 I would eat it

[@ronnie5659]

rude as hell

[@10nsolly]

Last footage before his passing 😔 drew you will be missed!

[@cherryellie]

drew serving jim morrison

[@tutti-lo-sanno]

It is in your nature to start a cult since you’re related to Charles Manson

[@paranoidhag]

Drew looking like a cross between a soccer player, Jesus, and a Beatles member

[@kisskittycat]

enya gets more beautiful every episode

[@wntiblog_]

enya’s hairstyle is so cute !! ⭐️ & hbd to Drew