Emergency Intercom - Episode 35 (starting a cult)

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drew celebrates his super sweet sixteen while begging for a death hoax and Enya claims she’s a chronological liar… idek what she means by that
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[@26vampirediaries]

She is slayyyy, She is serveeee, She is booots, she is the house.. Drew it's giving not the boots but the house and nightmares

[@kwh000]

you sound insane

[@wh0438]

@@kwh000 but don't we all sound insane? i mean, you're here lol

[@ro79uj]

LMAOOOAOOAOAOAA

[@user-hx8rs]

@@ro79uj lmao not it saying translate to English

[@salem4800]

@@kwh000 most geniuses do in the beginning…

[@Theeunclefrank]

Drew is just cosplaying biblical figures at this point

[@purdeeBasic]

Moses & Noah up next

[@cc-sw7xi]

he’s on his john the baptist slay

[@amir_______543]

Drew’s living his drewth with that wig!

[@kole1012]

its not a wig wtf

[@dreyrod]

what wig

[@highrise]

Yaaas. Boots the wig down slay house

[@ro79uj]

its not a wig its his spinal cord wrapped around his head

[@simoneantolini9598]

@@highrise no the house is on the side, so it’s boots the wig down with the house on the side

[@pleekgirl]

i watched this while violently high last night and drew’s hair sent me into a psychotic episode

[@eathealthy4209]

grounds to sue

[@pleekgirl]

@@eathealthy4209 no i needed it

[@Nataliaa313422]

Literally me rn, reading this comment just realizing it was like that the whole episode

[@freshfromtheshore]

i'm also violently high and this made me realize it was a wig like it looked so real before 😭

[@maggielittle2706]

drew’s hair literally looks rancid. enya is slaying as usual

[@ro79uj]

shes constantly on a slaycation

[@Marisnail]

How dare you diss the birthday boy 🤬

[@anafloreslol]

i was gonna say this was so rude but i looked and i cant bring myself to disagree

[@its4zinnia]

yesssss diss the birthday boy it’s so quirky and funny 😍

[@audreylenae9762]

at least ur honest

[@nighttimemytime1999]

“belligerently empty” “chronological liar” ENYA mind of a master mind

[@smellylorenny]

I LAUGHED so hard at ‘belligerently empty’

[@sophia-fv8oj]

i have been saying belligerently empty and it cracks me up every time

[@alyssapena5454]

drew’s hair is serving duck dynasty realness

[@jakob8646]

its definitely serving homophobia and misogyny

[@vivianclaire8678]

@jakob HAHAHAJDJDJEJSHSSNUSHHSJSBSHDDH

[@internetgirl4072]

😭😭

[@davidpalao7166]

I was the 666th like ☺️

[@nicolesmorejon1410]

enya always looks so pretty and then they’re sun homeless man she lets on her podcast, she’s so sweet

[@nicolesmorejon1410]

sum*

[@enjanment]

Drews giving a lego character

[@taylortesch3826]

Snap on hair energy

[@Drewsbugg]

6:40 girl power 12:25 attacking appearance 21:42 asmr wingbot 21:50 toes curling 22:30 good put her whole bssy into cilantro LALALA 25:13 not caveman brain 28:20 dinky 28:55 ernya 29:49 i like ur wig 30:15 botched haircut 31:10 microplastics in my balze 31:37 enya pretending to think 32:20 take my eyes 33:00 drew killed a person 34:09 me w my dead brother an grandpa and bug. LALALAL 35:25 big things are coming! 36:16 sing 37:37 late bloomer ky is old 37:57 awkward silence 38:20 drew is crazy 39:04 crazy scream drew 39:23 roleplay moment 39:35 hello kitty says ACAB 39:57 giving HPV 41:35 bomb threat to instagram 42:21 ITS ME THE JOKA! LALA 43:30 breaking the 4th wall 44:40 drew looks at himself in photo 45:04 It looks good😅 LALA 47:00 drew is batshit crazy 48:05 euphoria -job 48:46 drew is 16 and is gonna run over enya 49:30 drew is in denial 49:40 16 years in jail 50:53 coming of age moment 51:40 born again virgin 52:14 enya cant believe drew is real 56:05 high as a baby 53:48 unfinished thought 54:46 believe in enya 55:00 chronilogical liar 55:30 keep pushing me 56:37 GO BACK TO WHERE U CAME FROM LALA 59:08 EMERGENCY INTERCOM CITY 59:19 CREAM TEAM 1:03:47 wig snatched LALAL

[@no-mm4wj]

drew’s haircut/wig/whatever the fuck is scaring the shit outta me

[@mazzyy5915]

💀

[@sophia-jc4qb]

It’s so freeky

[@ratpack3232]

No bc i thought it was real at first but now i think its a wig.. Either way he is in his bigfoot era

[@sof1a190]

@@ratpack3232 it's literally his hair that's kinda fucked up..

[@jaynemccabe8701]

He looks like postmalone if he grew up as a amish

[@nataliek.8076]

drew looks like he’s gonna turn into a werewolf at any minute

[@wickedvvvwitch]

The fact that this podcast has absolutely no premise, and I still come back weekly, is a slay

[@Marisnail]

That’s the best thing about this podcast😂 it’s so unique

[@squiddyft.insecurities3549]

@@Marisnail how is it unique 😂 it’s literally the same as every other podcast which is just talking about whatever

[@Marisnail]

@@squiddyft.insecurities3549 I find their humor and topics of conversation way more interesting than most podcasts out.

[@squiddyft.insecurities3549]

@@Marisnail well ya

[@opinionatednobody5631]

Yeah this format is better than a podcast with a premis and like scripted

[@booboolmao6023]

The way drewmmunication is coming to app stores in 2023…I’m so excited. Have y’all listened to his album, Melodrewma, recently?

[@letsparchmentitupyo7566]

i love our community

[@eleanor5763]

@@letsparchmentitupyo7566 we are drewmunity

[@anajvli]

enya looks so pretty today shes trying to obfuscate our birthday boy shine

[@jahn1332]

*obdrewscate

[@unicornmagic8762]

@Z3R0 K3WL PERIIOOODDD 💅💅😫 shes so cool agghhhh

[@joanarivera6006]

literally

[@user-vi1rw2hr9s]

She has that ability where she could put 1% effort into looking good and it HITS like she’s got an aura of pretty surrounded around her at all times

[@anajvli]

@@user-vi1rw2hr9s YES

[@paranoidhag]

23:02 enyas imitation of Drew’s scream is so spot on

[@emmapearce1811]

enya's fit absolutely zlaying in this episode. also honourable mention to drews wig.

[@ellarose1685]

@mangomolina 0:00 - 1:04:24

[@emmagoldman4095]

wig…???

[@Ejazzz]

@@emmagoldman4095 wig 🥰

[@purdeeBasic]

SPOILER AF … good ting I never read these till 31 years after each episode

[@morganrc8]

If someone told me in like 2019 I’d be watching a podcast of them every single week I would never believe them lol

[@mikrokosmos7921]

Unfortunately this was Drew's last video before he passed away:( didn't even get to turn 16😭 drew we miss you sooo much♥️ enjoy your birthday in paradise🥺🥳

[@sporadic001]

he never even got his license. gone too soon :(

[@sherleenminier7927]

@@sporadic001 rip 😔 we should get Olivia Rodrigo to play at his funeral FLY HIGH KING 🕊️

[@sailorkikii]

🕊🕊

[@xavierkingsley9756]

There still making videos by being powerful enough to astral project into döppelgangers.

[@thelastmaker7310]

he is in hell tbh

[@noelpaul4184]

Drew’s really in his toad era with all this screaming

[@corinneregister6442]

drew looks like he wants to talk to me about the lord

[@EvWuzhere]

He is the lord. Drewsus christ

[@Marisnail]

@@EvWuzhere BYE WHY IS THAT KINDA GOOD AHAHA

[@bottomofthemapmo2644]

SCREAMING

[@tombob5777]

I can’t believe I’ve watched 35 episodes of psychological warfare

[@oliviahamilton9209]

this is so insane they spoke about death so soon before drew passed :( rest in peace

[@sporadic001]

it's almost like he felt it coming :(

[@Marisnail]

@@sporadic001 I mean he can predict earthquakes maybe he predicted his death😳

[@juliia..6471]

he’s been saying for months something’s coming… rip drew 🪦 👼

[@sporadic001]

@@juliia..6471 the year of realizing....drews dead

[@ryder2753]

drew is walking the runway of a goosebumps haunted house american horror story: freakshow realness. Love it

[@withfiona]

Why does Drew look literally Insane.

[@orangegirl04]

i’m sayinnn

[@ethelalmendarez688]

Going through it

[@jackfrost6463]

ted bundy core..

[@slayingthebootsdown4398]

its almost like he is

[@galileacamacho7060]

Drew’s giving Bartholomew the apostle

[@swrrlgrrl]

enya served with her fit to steal the attention from drews birthday so he has to put that thing on his head to steal the attention back

[@leticiavillalobos5247]

The slaytension is real in this episode im quaking 🤯

[@lathithandaba4207]

like it’s so obvious he knew people would talk abt her slayness and he put that abomination on his head

[@au5t.1n]

drew is in his psychopath era, it always starts with the hair

[@highrise]

Drinking a Mountain Drew, playing Call of Drewty, in my bedrewm.

[@sporadic001]

and watching drewphoria before going to bed ❤

[@highrise]

@@sporadic001 ~*drewphoria vibes*~

[@smellylorenny]

Underrated comment

[@mariannalopez3846]

judge drewdy served and slayed this episode w that haircut

[@ElizaLydayIsTotallyRad]

i’m literally watching emergency intercom IN THE emergency room….. always on the grind 💪💪💪

[@greenbroccoli570]

get well soon bae hope u’re ok✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼🦶🏼🦶🏼

[@nina4464]

have a speedy recovery bestie

[@mikrokosmos7921]

Omg AND on Drew's birthday?? What a way to celebrate🥳🥳🥳🥳

[@victoriandoll2164]

That's truely a slay to the power of serve move.

[@xyruz4482]

trauma dumping much? Lmao

[@kaylabrown1814]

drew looks like a member of the beatles in this one

[@bambiamb]

you guys are more consitant than my period 😍

[@Silkenchérie]

Same

[@AB-yf9xj]

ew show some class

[@Marisnail]

@@AB-yf9xj girl bye you’re in the EMERGENCY INTERCOM COMMENT SECTION

[@EmeraldEye-eu4ke]

This is too accurate

[@idklol-eu6fh]

@@AB-yf9xj u don't belong here

[@iotw6105]

From a technical stand point I love how it's just a single camera show. Usually when starting out new video podcasters feel like they need the multi-cam setup as the standard

[@maisiemcdermott4349]

ENAYS HAIR LOOKS SO GOOOOOOOD

[@talkingsnews]

And drew doesnt

[@lyssa1835]

what about drews...

[@AB-yf9xj]

drew's looks better but go off sis.....

[@flakeymariahthebaptist3912]

Drew’s hair is serving grease not the play

[@corinneregister6442]

and on drew's birthday !!! happy birthday drewseph

[@BabyGrandma333]

this pod got me in my feels, drew was such a good inspiration🤟🕊

[@tracy7209]

ENYA LOOKS SO PRETTYYYY. And drew's wig looks indestructible.

[@katelyn4653]

the birthday boy has this sort of glow to him today, the glow that only a little queen on his sweet sixteen has. as it is your birthday (and it will be for the next one hour and 43 minutes) i wanted to write you something. andrew phillips, the light of my short lived life. but is it short lived with a drew phillips by my side? not in the slightest. you are a man written by a woman and illustrated by a 7 year old boy with republican parents who have forced their beliefs upon him. you are a god. you are a goddess. you are the gender neutral equivalent to a god or goddess. though i disagree with that 7 year old’s political views, i must admit he is quite the mona lisa. and you know what? that 7year old is actually my father, a time traveller, who not only created you, but also created me. drew phillips, i have reason to believe you are my long lost twin brother who was born about a month before i was. today is your sweet 16 and my sweet 16 is coming up soon. please wish me a happy birthday by coming home. our meemaw and pawpaw have missed you dearly.

[@squiddyft.insecurities3549]

i’m not reading that 😄😁

[@scorpioj3]

happy early sweet sixteen babes!!

[@katelyn4653]

@@scorpioj3 thank you lovely

[@phoebebridgerton99]

a lot to unpack here! Anyways hope you have a great bday

[@katelyn4653]

@@phoebebridgerton99 thx

[@domarce]

can’t believe Hilary Duff is wishing drew a happy sweet 16

[@teganpark688]

hillary drewff

[@rebecaromero2957]

Why did I just go upstairs to get my phone and went to ig to check Hilary duffs story? Why did I believe one of us? What’s wrong with me😿💔

[@coastedd]

42:20 ITS ME THE JOKAH AHAHAHHAHA

[@matthires3208]

Enya is serving so hard on this episode for her baesties bday!

[@waterprincess244minecraft7]

32:20 i love how she compliments drew and turns it into an insult. False veneer

[@vp-sf4nj]

Drew's and Eya's hair look like they're from a kid's drawing.

[@sophcesar333]

Drew is serving Ted bundy realness w the hair beard combo

[@K.Grazerstein]

No manson realness

[@zonk35]

Sometimes I force myself to take breaks while watching so I can milk and savor every last second of the podcast

[@Silkenchérie]

Me ordering McDonald’s to eat while watching this

[@ruthy5731]

Why did I actually think that drew got a fucked up hair cut so he put the wig on top so that no one would see, but I just realized that the whole joke was the wig being the “hair cut” Hahahahahah

[@EvWuzhere]

This morning i went to the bathdrewm and had a giant bowel drewvment. Then i got hella drewnk bc its frislayy. I thought about the word racecar and how it is a palindrewm. I know that bc of my middle school eddrewcation. I got out my sketchbook and drew some drewnicorns while eating drewberries and drinking orange drewce in my small drew york apartment. I kept drewling spit from my mouth while thinking about how much i miss the days of one drewrection. Then i looked down at my pants and i had a drewrection. You want to know the drewth? I was sad. My antidrewpressants hadnt been working and i had been having drewicidal thoughts. But then i watched high school drusical:the drusical: the series on drewtube and i felt better (i dont have drewsney plus). Sometimes i think about all the drewman beings on earth and i feel a sense of drewrealization. Nothing in this world seems real anymore. I end every night with a prayer to drew "i swear to tell the druth, and nothing but the bootz so help me slayyy." And then tuck myself under my druvet. I fall asleep listening to ed Sheeran's "the shape of drew" and thinking about if the droon landing was fake or not. I love that Armstrong astronaut guy bc any man in drewniform is hot. Facing tomorrow feels like an ardrewous task.I dreamt about a giant pair of drewbs i saw on this girl and thought about how i missed my friend sam. I was at peace. Drewphoria.

[@fig4778]

doing God's work

[@kelly-di4lf]

do you want to use my drewsney plus subscription? 🥺

[@spiderlassie]

drewrection is unmatched

[@azaria337]

i hope you succeed in life✨

[@jbug5891]

Please don’t stop posting this is literally the highlight to my week

[@giorpy]

drew looks like he would be on a tlc show about running away from the amish community

[@souljalaura2215]

Drew looks like the long lost fifth member of the Beatles

[@corinneregister6442]

can't believe drew is 16 now

[@Sianna10122]

you two ladies look INCREDIBLEEEE. always here for the slay xox

[@EMMERS8816]

Drew is giving very much… Abraham vibes… like Lincoln…

[@Kezyaflea]

Lol

[@krisleekyle1753]

this SENT me

[@estellakooy7786]

nah more like Abraham from ancient Mesopotamia

[@anabelrichard2151]

drew used to be serving cult leader but now he’s giving more impressionable little boy

[@zest4530]

Im so distratced by Drew's hair...he's taking the spotlight off Enya i fear

[@babs2822]

i just noticed the ponytail in the bacfk so thank god its a wig i was scared for him

[@mahnazkaur]

Happy Birthday Drew! May your boots be housed 😘🤪

[@vibeboss1]

drew looking especially biblical bowl cut today

[@groggroggrog]

drew looks like all of the beatles from every era of their lives mixed into one person

[@corinneregister6442]

drew's beard is giving bo burnham inside

[@emilyhoppe2877]

The video of you guys going to Texas convinced me y’all were actually cousins and I walked around telling EVERYONE with such confidence

[@angela-xi8oh]

drew is wearing a toupee spread the word

[@jazypikaa]

😭💀

[@jorgegarcia-jm9ok]

GIRL BYEEE LMAO

[@paradiekiss]

ONE OF MY FAV EPISODES

[@seharkittur9044]

if the next podcast goes up and drews hair isnt revealed to be a wig i will never be able to take him seriously again.(if drew is reading this dont worry i'll keep you in my prayers)

[@il3077]

Watch until the end lmao

[@seharkittur9044]

@@il3077 thank god its fake

[@mmariianaa]

Drew looks like he’s going absolutely fucking insane

[@isaiahgalvann]

drew’s cult name should be “deja drew”

[@viviennesurefire1512]

47:00. This is for me. Get your paws off my time stamp.

[@pinkyy1036]

Happy Birthday Bartholomew 😩😍🥰

[@niklas7495]

bartholodrew 😪

[@Abby-wm2zk]

His regal name era 😖 rip Bartholomew

[@valeriesosa6322]

Lmaooo I thought that was his real hair omfgggg I can’t stop laughing!!! I was like oh shit why the f would you go to great clips 🤣🤣 the whole episode I just couldn’t stop staring at him 😭 that was so perfect

[@caitlynisabella444]

that curl sticking out the back of drew’s head

[@paranoidhag]

Drew looking like a cross between a soccer player, Jesus, and a Beatles member

[@wntiblog_]

enya’s hairstyle is so cute !! ⭐️ & hbd to Drew

[@shaeburns9390]

i’m always about to pop a blood vessel trying not to laugh when i watch this in a break room

[@briannagax]

DREW YOU BETTER SLAY ON YOUR SLAY DAY!!! Happy Birthday oldie😏😘

[@ILOVEBBTHEJERK]

This is literally my favorite episode

[@kristinawaughcrafts]

Enya is serving funeral for Drew’s hair or whatever the fuck goin on

[@yourecstasy]

we are literally just watching jesus and the virgin mary talk about absolutely insane shit for one whole hour

[@carmenvnh7434]

drew looks like the homeless version of young paul mcartney with his new hair

[@emmakeith6408]

i love how drew said that monsters inc. is a good disney movie and it’s literally pixar 😭

[@lydiahogan4989]

drews phrase of the week: “their’s some thing there.”

[@fernling]

drew is giving off-duty baseball player in the 1970s

[@alexamiramontes5817]

I love the small moments where you can hear Ky laughing in the background

[@chopicho]

as a fellow pisces, im sorry on behalf of the entire population born on this god forsaken chunk of month. drew is a perfect representation of the mustiness of the men of my kind. flaky ass

[@sillygoofyfoo]

i just finished an exam and this is exactly what i needed bc i know damn well i failed 😭

[@mythgirl2]

girl same and i dropped it right after fml

[@sabrinajohnson7105]

drew’s scream at 24:35 sounds like animatronic screams in early fnaf games

[@EastFirstBlood]

i just cant stop staring at drews hair. its giving 13 year old kid with greasy fingers playing minecraft

[@IckyNikky19]

After 16 years in prison for running a cult, drew was finally released

[@corinneregister6442]

waiting very impatiently for when drewmoji drops

[@mariamoooooo]

this is one of my favorite episodes its so funny

[@mapaches]

drew is so brave for going on camera despite looking like an amish men

[@krisveraaaa]

LET THE BIRTHDAY GIRL BREATHE

[@RyYuhn]

please tell me how drew is comfortable contorting his legs like that whilst also sitting on that fucking chair

[@ry5551]

drew looks like he enjoys going to church

[@sophiam3743]

i forgot my headphones and im jus walking playing it and someone made eye contact with me when drew did the joker laugh I’ve never been more ashamed in my life.

[@rebecaromero2957]

50:51 ky coughing made me feel like I’m in church

[@rita89997]

I can't believe Drew died right after they recorded this episode!!! 😢🙏

[@YanasooSibarah]

Growing a beard is hard, and drew I'm impressed

[@777savw]

surprisingly enough when im having a bad high this podcast is the only thing tht calms me down

[@laura-oy4yv]

at 19:29 I have finally come to the conclusion that Drew is 100% wearing a wig and it's honestly relieving

[@laura-oy4yv]

*****SPOILER ALERT***** WHAT. THE WIG GETTING snatched off!!!! it should have been real......

[@graceelliott1914]

i cant stop laughing why does he look like that

[@graceelliott1914]

ive been laughing for 5 mins i cant even start the video