Emergency Intercom - Episode 31 (Pooping In The Club)

[@moonlover7647]

ky saying “so like.. a fiction book” to drew sent me into orbit

[@soygirl7563]

Time stamp?

[@paradiseavenue]

omg literally the funniest fucking thing

[@dropdead266]

No it didn’t liar

[@hahaa494]

@@soygirl7563 10:35

[@whoslayedlaurapalmer]

drew is gradually morphing into jesus

[@ilsahanson2150]

its not gradual at all this is happening at record speed

[@ratpack3232]

Next podcast will be filmed atop a lake

[@GooseWheel]

Water into redbul piz

[@yermom9454]

He is jesus....

[@brendita8896]

The second coming...

[@taylorkay7264]

enya's braids and hair ribbons are the cutest thing ever..

[@mireyag7472]

fr i’m obsessed with them 😭😭😭😭

[@briannagax]

Y’all coming to terms with Ky being hot takes a lot of courage and strength, I really like seeing this side of y’all. Keep it up

[@kellymichel3655]

this podcast is just enya interacting with the most psychopathic men on earth

[@cordeliablum3556]

girl its the opposite way round - she's crazy

[@Lologan_1]

@@cordeliablum3556 😂😂😂

[@benoftheweek]

need a harvard scientist to track the decomposition of that foam chair

[@millie9807]

never thought I’d see you here!

[@talkinheads]

@ soleil

[@gracie_hayy]

What video does he make this chair in

[@millie9807]

@@gracie_hayy he doesn’t make a video on it, he just did it in his free time over lockdown

[@juanbardales12]

@@gracie_hayy no one knows how the chair got there

[@aimeecurielgarcia2782]

drew sneezing and deliberately wiping his hands on his clothes like a goddamn child

[@yasminerivera3945]

drew and enya are serving sunday school students biblical jesus slay

[@syd6649]

LMAOOO

[@manuelriojas]

Y’all need toooo have ORION on i need to see that poet amongst these jokers

[@jojoranch]

This

[@yashaswatverma1529]

YES PLEASE

[@naskiakat]

PLEASEEE

[@kara6784]

Idk what Ky put into the audio but....I can’t stop relistening to every episode....the brain infiltration is real....

[@ladybugd0ts]

subliminal messages……

[@kara6784]

@@ladybugd0ts someone needs to listen to the episodes backwards...not me I’m too scared...

[@Ah_cc1144]

He put his kyussy

[@yourfavsweetheart]

i think he puts crack....

[@EvWuzhere]

Hes like that guy from josie and the pussycats

[@Wormbuttsex]

last episode was literally haunted. the loop on yall sent me into psychosis. i went and rewatched a different episode to comfort me but it was the one where drew tells the story about the house getting broken in, and then i heard someone enter my house at 5am when everyone was sleeping. no i didnt fight or run, i froze. i sat on my little couch and listened to the person walk down the stairs and did not care if i lived or died. i lived btw...

[@aimarpaul]

This was such an interesting and inspiring real story and i believe it! thank you for sharing your truth!!

[@elliegoeglein8780]

@Kayla Bayla o I h J

[@alina-sp2kf]

literally, last week’s episode sent me into a spiral bc of the video

[@snailguurl3074]

Your so brave💖

[@snailguurl3074]

SLLLAAAYYYY

[@victoriamartinez6302]

Enya looks like Drew’s cult follower lol

[@despres380]

underrated comment

[@brrrigby]

enya’s book would be like the milk & honey of 2014 or whatever.

[@azul7401]

LMAOOOO IKYFL

[@venus4315]

Enya cursing at me is actually kinda comforting in a way

[@wh0438]

reminds me of my mommy

[@archwayofcesar]

Cuz she does it out of love remember

[@avawendland10]

@@archwayofcesar she's our ultimate frenemy

[@GavinLPMband]

On jah

[@Wormbuttsex]

ky’s audio work is sooo good that my phone literally won’t play the audio. he reached his paws through my screen and destroyed the audio on my phone. literally magical. give that man a raise

[@paledangels]

his paws

[@xio5737]

why tf does drew treat ky like a search engine AND KY JUST AUTOMATICALLY KNOWS THE ANSWER TO WHO WROTE THE MOST ABSURD BOOK OR STATISTIC JHDSGFJHGFSFJK

[@dinokolonic7]

the second i finish an episode i literally immediately forget everything you talked about

[@bisexualdennisreynolds]

Real

[@natkat777]

real that’s why I rewatch

[@paotrbl]

i really want y’all to take an iq test or just take a bunch of buzz feed quizzes one episode

[@kayleebarahona8160]

yes!!!!!😭😭

[@RJ-dk2qz]

THEY SHOULD

[@sofiag.4968]

please

[@dooby5833]

I have literally been craving this shit y’all don’t understand

[@isabellageller3697]

Fr I be getting dope sick going through withdrawals while waiting

[@sporadic001]

ESPECIALLY since last episode, i literally can't just listen to a podcast, i needa watch, so basically ive been without emergency intercom for two whole ass weeks

[@hoovinshmoovin3900]

I had to buy the Patreon cuz the withdrawals were too intense

[@Moonlight-mz7mu]

Had you tweakin n shit

[@euseless]

i'm an empath and i sense that drew's ovulating todaay ✨🔮🥚

[@thebestofjess]

ky mansplaining how electricity works literally makes me ovulate

[@ritat2954]

"so like a fiction book?" KY IS FUNNYYY

[@aurorar9078]

I hope y’all know the immense JOY that radiates off my body when I see the notification for a new emergency intercom episode

[@ididnothitherididnot2935]

Yes

[@BurntWifi]

Highlight of my week fr

[@sunnysoftpeach8726]

"our life is dictated by yes's and no's, ones and zeros" literally poetry, snapping my fingers rn

[@nene3554]

“nightmare nightmare nightmare wake up wake up” they further me more into chronic mental illness after every episode and i love it

[@rosaliavirus]

literally wish i lived in LA just so i could witness enya and drew trolling at a club

[@asdfmovie6820]

i’m glad i didn’t witness that.

[@zakirahhhhh]

I’m being 100% serious, cal from Euphoria was giving SERIOUS drew vibes at the end of episode 4 😍😍 “Put ur 🍆 away” “no, I’m a man” do u think he studied u for the role?

[@zakirahhhhh]

SERVING DREW REALNESS

[@azul7401]

actually, Carl’s character is based on Drew.. he had to watch 600 hours of Drew Phillips to understand his mannerisms.

[@wardarahman1757]

@@azul7401 LMFAOOO IMAGINE-

[@laylajohnikin2279]

off topic i literally love enya’s hair like this. she looks so cute i can’t

[@abbycelella4311]

i got so scared thinking drew’s sock was the color of his skin

[@indy5485]

Drew’s look and beard today is giving Qanon

[@Marisnail]

LMFAO DREW SAYING CAL FROM EUPHORIA “COULD GET IT” IS ME😭😭😭😭

[@paranoidhag]

Drew looks like he’s about to go hunting or fishing, he’s just giving that vibe

[@madicat9719]

This is literally giving me a yeast infection thank you

[@Laura-ll5bn]

Drew is in his “Forrest Gump running mania” era. Hope his heart don’t burst:)

[@malloryb21]

i watched this while i was high and when drew started going “wake up wake up wake up nightmare nightmare nightmare” straight up sent me into psychosis hdhsjssn

[@nicki924]

drew’s little mouse laugh 11:15

[@zonk35]

The scream I just scrumpt I am so ready.

[@taylorkay7264]

SCRUMPT

[@Pbjamily]

I am in love with everything enya does.

[@Pbjamily]

Ñö čaP

[@ellat3762]

emergency intercom is a car crash i cannot stop staring at, thank you stinkies

[@fayetopias]

this episode felt like a fever dream

[@msanto01]

it gets worse with every episode

[@niklas7495]

enya's radiating such hrh collection energy it's disgusting and I love it shut up

[@xoxo9479]

11:59 the eyes

[@lathithandaba4207]

like let’s talk about it

[@niklas7495]

@@lathithandaba4207 the sudden outbursts of deep-rooted anger, the wish to slit everyone's throat. it's a slay what can I say

[@lore854]

I love how drew doesn't even flinch when enya screams at him when he wiped his sneeze hand on her, like he's not impressed, I'd piss my pants

[@yermom9454]

Emergency intercom makes me fall on the ground and start screaming uncontrollably until my face starts turning red

[@anahiolivo895]

Had to switch from listening to y’all on Spotify to watching y’all! Y’all sound so much more fucking chaotic on Spotify. Was literally spiraling.

[@anahiolivo895]

Adore y’all nonetheless

[@zakirahhhhh]

The fact that drew told us it wasn’t recording last time and nobody believed him 😞😞💔

[@aimarpaul]

Im actually seriously thinking about getting that one enya ig story tattooed on my body. Actual religious scripture to me.

[@carolineswn4]

drew acting drunk is the funniest thing i have seen in so long imagining that scenario w the margarita is so fucking FUNNYYYYY

[@nickd6451]

it’s so beautiful that drew stepped down to let a homeless man fill his spot in this episode

[@lisette6656]

glad yall didnt forget to check if the camera was recording 😒

[@LexyBae]

suddenly felt sm closer to enya when she revealed she hates hearing the sound of chewing with your mouth open

[@juliannamosqueda715]

you know the pic where it’s captioned like “describe something in the pic” and you literally see everything but nothing at the same time,, this exactly what this podcast is

[@jessie5315]

Can y’all do an episode explaining what y’all’s tattoos mean? And any tips? Enya explained a few on twitch but we need some storytimes 🤪

[@amyblanco4746]

Drew got one tattoo for his brother

[@lola-kr4cg]

drew, whales and dolphins once were land animals. Fossil remains show dolphins and whales were four-footed land animals about like 50 million years ago and they do share the same common ancestor as hippos and deer. So you were technically right about them being on land, it’s just that they wouldn’t be able to just come on land

[@Andrew-qi4bu]

She’s totally talking about molly when she said she could jump in front of a car cause she felt so good

[@bananasare4ever]

i really liked the part where yall shut up and drew plays that metal instruement it was so good

[@sarah-xo4wz]

WE NEED EMERGENCY INTERCOM MERCH

[@dooby5833]

Yessss omfg

[@ratbastard6293]

Frr

[@dietcrack.]

for the 6th week in a row i been rewatching every episode and this one got recommended and i thought “oh i don’t recognize those fits and enya’s braids, i guess i haven’t watched this one in awhile.” THIS SHIT HOT OFF THE PRESS THANK Y’ALL

[@Earth2indie]

ky going on a tangent about coal while drew and Enya just stared at him sent me so fcking hard

[@4kbilliardballz947]

i do my cute lil positivity affirmations every single existing second of my life and then completely decimate my progress by tuning into this podcast every friday

[@jennyb9074]

Drew is an iPad baby and his new instrument is literally a lethal fidget toy

[@indefected7056]

that vape is doing something to drew he literally morphed into another person after that first hit

[@antnysparrow]

You know the episode is good when we’re introduced w/an argument

[@elijahdelgadillo00]

Please don’t ever actually stop posting because this is literally one of the things that keeps me from ending it all. I look forward to it every week. I try my best and survive throughout the week to watch a new episode of emergency intercom(and euphoria for now). As corny as it may sound but you literally saved my life. And I’m sure I’m not alone with this. You’ve been through all of us for over half a year!! I will forever treasure every episode you put out(even the bad ones) lol

[@zonk35]

oh god now enya and drew are responsible for our lives and ability to continue on

[@naurriana]

aww babe hold on... there are multiple aquarius's and pisces's dummies like these in this world hold on babes this world is a cute slay luv xoxo

[@ratpack3232]

Is this the start of the cutting for emergency intercom arc?

[@yarosanga7850]

Drew literally living Perks of being a wallpaper

[@stef8896]

I watched this while studying for my APWH unit test and I got a 56/60 ty ky, enya, and drew

[@maya-te1gk]

I feel u 😩Ostend to this while listening to this and raised my sat score by 120 points when I re took it 🤞

[@lilliepads]

the sexual tension between ky and drew… I’m living, I need their OF

[@ruestarrr]

“okay rue” got so scared

[@jenzchristine]

take a shot every fucking time drew says conundrum

[@ididnothitherididnot2935]

THE MOUTH CHEWING. ENYA. We like this 🤞🏼

[@Evelyn-cm8jp]

Crocheting while watching emergency intercom gives me the happiest feeling in the world 🤭

[@megan694]

Drew lookin like Forest Gump when he ran across the country lol

[@oliviapeachy]

Chewing ignites a rage so strong within me too, there's a name for that "disorder" called Misophonia

[@artic8fox]

i could be doing something productive or consuming thought provoking content but instead i am listening to emergency intercom. drew and enya are zapping my brain cells out of existence like aliens with laser guns and my morality is rotting into the soil and causing all the plants in my vicinity to die. they say energy is neither created nor destroyed but my will to be an passionate, compassionate, intelligent, and well-rounded person has genuinely disappeared from the universe and will never reassemble in a million lifetimes.

[@nataliefatalie]

this is providence

[@soupphia]

“So like a fiction book??” Is sending me

[@lola_daytona]

Okay but if you got Drew Monson as a guest it would be so fucking powerful

[@Dkfhebdbebdbebdb]

Yesss omg

[@cykot6574]

Every day Drew looks more and more like Charles Manson

[@haleypatricia7016]

I was watching this while on the treadmill at the gym and was literally laughing out loud at the club farting sounds part.

[@mknsnh]

drew, loved you on the cooldog pod!! literally my favorite episode, you're hilarious

[@cugrrrl]

i was feeling sad as hell today but this podcast always makes me happy, thanks guys

[@nat5656]

having this be uploaded on my birthday is such a slay

[@user-je4eh9ht1k]

This is the only podcast that keeps reeling my adhd brain back in bc they change topics so quick

[@no-mm4wj]

i’m literally in love w drew

[@bridgetdancer101]

The way Drew and Enya singled me out and said I don't exist was out of pocket fr

[@liluwish]

b4 watching the full thing… enya, you’ve inspired me to start putting ribbons in my hair. it’ll be kinda hard cuz my hair is pretty curly lol but i think that’ll be ok :D you always look so pretty with it

[@araignee1607]

Not sure if anyone commented this yet but it's called "Misophonia"(It's a disorder), a strong reaction to specific sounds, the sound trigger is different for each individual. For me it's also the sound of people chewing with an open mouth, loud sirens/high pitched noises like beeping, etc. It's like she said, a switch goes off and you want to lash out, your mood is ruined, you instantly dislike whatever triggered you with a passion, and you just... have this strong urge to let it all out. I had to learn how to remain quiet or ask politely for someone to stop because I used to lash out on people in my house, now I listen to music whenever others eat and TRY to ignore them. I just had to remove my earbuds so fast when Drew started making that noise in the mic with his mouth. 😭

[@steph9939]

i love a good mansplain when it’s wholesome like ky talking about energy

[@cxxd5192]

i wish she would’ve let him finish i was actually learning a lot.

[@RJ-dk2qz]

drew just made me sneeze, he’s contagious. stay safe of there guys

[@Victoriyuuh]

Ima force my kids and grandkids to listen to this podcast and we’re all probably gonna be old or dead but Enya and Drew will live on ❤️

[@Nancy-il1br]

I wonder when Hellofresh will sponsor them

[@Rosa_thee_cubroz]

I love hearing enya's yell in the intro theme song. inspires me to yell more often, just for fun

[@vic-ve4vl]

me looking up the prescription drugs drew was on and the side effects being “delirium” “panic” “psycosis” makes sense

[@tz5616]

as i was watching i got a random notif n instantly got thrown into a bad state of dissociation n zoned out for a sec n before i even get the chance to fully recollect, drew starts saying wake up wake up wakeip n everything instantly escalated sm more i rly cant do this anymore

[@rebecaromero2957]

Drew is in his Sikowitz era💖

[@venus4315]

Thank you for posting I’m not depressed anymore

[@thatgirl5630]

Ive been so depressed, this is for sure the highlight of my life rn

[@pedrosalles9273]

The last times I've been seeing Enya I would think to myself "two plats behind her years indigenous/wednesday style would be such a serve for her". AND NOW WE HAVE IT.

[@farahnesar1399]

drew wiping the sneeze on enyas celine jeans made me her ally

[@PaolaTheTimeLord]

i believe drew when he explained himself at 6:19. i'm not joking. once you start choosing yes & no, you break the simulation. people cannot comprehend you can prioritize two things at once & keep a balance

[@supersucks]

*every emergency intercom thumbnail got enya being a cryptic blur & drew looking like he has an amnesia and is held hostage*

[@renthecrow2837]

this podcast is the highlight of my week you guys are so funny and relatable