Eminem - Can-I-Bitch (Lyrics)

[@UnifierAC2]

probably the funniest part is that Dr. Dre isn't even the one that says "Marshall I'm on the way", Eminem is just imitating Dre even though Dre was probably in the next room

[@octagonseventynine1253]

“Plus he raps with his regular voice” 😂 gets me every time.

[@Niberspace]

i didn't understand that one, please explain

[@Dary-records15]

@@Niberspaceit means he sounds bad

[@Niberspace]

ok but why is that supposed to be hillarious?@@Dary-records15

[@Ishbikes]

@@Dary-records15no he doesn’t. Eminem was & is a fan. Period

[@Dary-records15]

@@Ishbikes no I didn’t mean that I was just explaining to the guy above and em is great 🤦‍♀️

[@dawsynlarson696]

This diss NEEDS some sort of animated video to go along with it just imagining the story he lays out for us makes me laugh my ass off 😂😂

[@genericidiotll]

WE MUST HAVE THE SUMMONING RITUAL IN THE REPLYS

[@genericidiotll]

CHANT WITH ME

[@genericidiotll]

CANIBITCH OH CANIBITCH

[@KL6Soup]

WHEREFORE ART THOU CANIBITCH?

[@brianshields7485]

Yeah I'd to see that this song is fucking hilarious

[@joshuamdscott3115]

Probably the funniest disstrack I've ever heard 🤣 😂 😆

[@Andy-td8eo]

Is it better than Curtis by Camron?

[@Wrestlingfunnymoments]

@@Andy-td8eoyes

[@Wrestlingfunnymoments]

@@Andy-td8eothat doesn’t even compare lol

[@thamenacechris]

Idk the osama diss gets me rollin everytime

[@redskeleton762]

The disses were okay but what made this track amazing was his humor

[@deathnum2297]

That was Eminem's goal, he never took the beef seriously

[@redskeleton762]

@@deathnum2297 Exactly which is why he was destroyed by Canibus on Dr C PhD and Curriculum 101

[@lethalassassin1754]

@@redskeleton762 destroyed? Who’s still big and on top of his game? And who’s growling in a microphone still saying absolutely nothing since his debut? Bis got ruined with a few good bars by LL and Em on here you’re lying to yourself if you think otherwise

[@redskeleton762]

@@lethalassassin1754 You can ask a bunch of people. Curriculum 101 destroyed Eminem and so did Dr.C Ph.D. Another track that destroyed him was Air Strike (Pop Killer)

[@friedchickenloverr]

@@redskeleton762 and yet Canibus is where now? And Eminem is where? Just compare their current positions, its apparent who won

[@CertifiedSampleFairy]

the samples used in this song: 1. Children's Story by Slick Rick (1988) Vocals / Lyrics 2. Canibus's The Rip Off The Rip Off by Canibus (2001) Vocals / Lyrics 3. How We Roll by Canibus (1997) Vocals / Lyrics 4. Method Man and Redman's How High How High by Method Man and Redman (1995) also the fact that he sings the hook!!

[@some__random__guy]

the "thats not an e thats an a" line had me dying, forgot about that one 😂😂

[@Eazy-ERyder]

I remember when Em released this off of "Back to the Lab". STILL one of my FAVORITE Diss Tracks. I would LOVEd to have seen him and Canibus freestyle Toe to toe MANO a Mano

[@FlawlessRevelation]

Fun fact. Most of the back to the lab songs were meant for encore. His brother nate had a sleepover and one of his friends stole and released the tracks.

[@itsmeok6205]

Canibus would've grabbed the notepad

[@GameboyLovesSplatoon]

Ain’t it unreleased?

[@shady___1999]

@@FlawlessRevelation*they had an argument over a girl and his brother’s friend Joshua got revenge on him by stealing the original Encore CD from Em’s studio*

[@LindaMeloche-ih5lc]

O HHHHHELL YEA,,,,U,,,,GOT THAT RIGHT,,,,,,GOOD COMMENT,,,,BUT FFFFFOR REAL!!!!!

[@vutomimlondobodzi1903]

"Stomp him, switch feet" 😭😭😭

[@bmad1386]

Brutal 😂

[@eliasbelmontez4387]

Eminem can make a beat this funky sound good

[@lethalassassin1754]

Em has some of, if not the best, talent for cadence. Separates the nice from the wack and mediocre.

[@kurapikakun273]

"Oh shit that's not E that's A he want to leave me in message he is gay"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💔

[@theoneguydaniel4634]

*massage smh

[@friedchickenloverr]

Wasnt even a diss, this was a hilarious story lol

[@Karateka1973]

Only Eminem could make a parody diss track and still end up roasting the eff out the main dude and another dude (Jerman Dupri) that didn't have anything to do with the first dude.

[@tak-pa3134]

I love that this diss is actually pretty light-hearted overall. The third verse cracks me up everytime.

[@RoyB39]

Yeah... Whatever happened to that style Canibitch was using 😂

[@lethalassassin1754]

It’s still there just sounds like a gremlin growling now 🤣

[@Ishbikes]

It was a backhanded compliment. Canibus was his favorite rapper. Royce spilled the beans

[@kamoskhilos2630]

the greatest funniest diss records ever made

[@bmad1386]

I was thinking to myself, "damn, kdot diss game could be the best ever". Then I remember these absolutely demoralising attacks that Slim was slingin at everyone 😂😂😂

[@kingrapid]

I don’t care what anyone says this is up there with one of the finest diss records of all time. The humour, the wordplay, the intensity and the way he drags J.D. into it😂😂😂😂😂. Em probably has more diss records out there than, Pac, Ice Cube, JayZ and Nas yet still NONE of his diss records are up there with best diss records of all time. Slim Shady single handedly smashed Cannibus, Ja Rule, Murder Inc, Benzino and plenty others. People be biased and jealous and enviously prejudiced as hell

[@bigpapamanman1550]

It's important to include 50 Cent's role in destroying Murder Inc, he demolished Ja Rule on multiple hits (which is also what made it surprising that Nas, Jadakiss, Fat Joe, and The Game shit on him)

[@StevenMullins-x5g]

This track was way underrated

[@KimDiamond57]

Ooohhhh, this gets me jumping to the moon!

[@ShadyWorld-qg5jo]

0:15 You ask slim shady to tell you bedtime story😂😂😂

[@Buoyant_Bear]

Jesus Christ this takes me back to like 2006 in high school.

[@Sheriff_Curtis]

I love how even in a diss directed at Canabus and J.D. Eminem still found time to send strays to Courtney Love and the Pet Shop Boys, classic Slim Shady

[@Pukes91]

took his own flow and smashed him with it hahahahahah

[@Ishbikes]

He he didn’t

[@eaglegaming4010]

​@@Ishbikes he did after this never heard of canibus ever 😂

[@Ishbikes]

@@eaglegaming4010 that’s because you dudes are kids.

[@YenDollaSign]

​@@eaglegaming4010 you're 5 years old 😂

[@Brad-ok2bl]

Brand New Dance givin me similar vibes 🥳

[@impostor101]

Canibitch just leave the group chat 🤣🤣

[@MidnightMusings948]

Who else is here after another Canadian artist got demolished by another Aftermath artist (Kendrick)

[@GoldenTheGuy]

this story is true, I was the car

[@bigpapamanman1550]

"Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Dogs! Bite another line from Redman's song!" A song this funny has no business using some of these brutal lines

[@slooofer]

Hate to break it to you but like 100% sure it's "canibitch" and not "Can-I-Bitch", due to the rappers name being canibus.

[@mfnuke7839]

But he has a nickname Can-I-Bus

[@slooofer]

@@mfnuke7839 that’ not his rap name. Nore is it what eminem raps about

[@tdxblol]

I freaking love you for realizing that too

[@slooofer]

@@tdxblol :) I forgot I wrote this sorry for late reply lmao

[@temotime]

I think the title has two meaning can I bitch? And canibitch the name

[@AlexdelaStrehaia]

Only real hip hop fans will realise this is a “Children’s Story” parody!

[@deathnum2297]

Too bad this song ended up getting leaked and wasn't officially released

[@lethalassassin1754]

He ruined Bis with a few bars on here he just didn’t want to blow Bis up over a petty beef.

[@Eazy-ERyder]

This would eventually be released on "Back to the Lab"

[@ronaldhonore5730]

@@lethalassassin1754 few bars? I probably heard every bar on that disstrack before it was released. The only new bar was oh shit that not an e, that's an a.

[@antoniojosesalgado8555]

This music is the biggest representation of "the worst she could say is no"

[@untoldofficialyoutube8563]

This song is like LLs revenge 😂Eminem was a huge LL cool j fan as a kid 💯

[@theoutlawking9123]

"What was that?" "PEP Shop Boys!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kalibkukus8888]

Who else makes rap like this oh how times have changed

[@lewismorrison3419]

My favourite em diss

[@BojackDaAlien]

Man ! this is something Kendrick gotta do to Drake

[@DeepTechnique]

Eminem is the best 😂😂😂😂

[@ClassicHarleyQuinn]

Stanibus. 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@StockAzzo]

Did you know that Feminem always been a Canibus fanboy before the beef? Do a search before you spew bullshit

[@ClassicHarleyQuinn]

@@StockAzzo Eminem has always been a fan of him, he himself has mentioned this in the track "Bang" with Conway. That doesn't make a difference to what Eminem called Canibus in his diss track.

[@Ishbikes]

@@ClassicHarleyQuinnyou damn right he’s a fan. That goes over a lot of ppl’s head. Even when they asked EM “do you regret anything in your entire career?” He said “saying Canibus was ill.” That’s another shot. Another shot. Eminem rarely mentions dudes he doesn’t respect

[@82_derek44]

😂😂😂

[@Unhinged_games]

@@Ishbikeswell he does mention Ja Rule a lot

[@m_greene2005]

I love Eminem. My mom and her brother does.

[@ObsydyanInkTV]

How did I have no idea he made a whole song dissing Canibus!?

[@Ishbikes]

He’s a fan, that’s why he coming at my man

[@Unhinged_games]

@@Ishbikeshe was a fan before canibus dissed him

[@Unhinged_games]

@@Ishbikescanibus literally tried to end the beef and marshall refused to, which isnt really giving fan vibes

[@Ishbikes]

@@Unhinged_games yes he tried because the people behind Em were running in the industry at the time. They even got Canibus removed from a magazine because they said “You guys aren’t going to get Eminem’s on that cover if you don’t take care of page 37.” Page 37 was half a page on Canibus. This is the type of stuff Canibus had to deal with.

[@jamesmcneil7124]

DOSS brought me here lol 😂

[@thekoalasmuggler]

I love how this song was secretly picking on Slick Rick without most people knowing

[@pexobryen4932]

I dig it

[@theprodigy1912]

Slick Rick voice menn!

[@AntiHeroics]

I've been listening to eminem for years how have I never heard this! This might top my favorite song "without me"

[@m_greene2005]

Same. But, he pretty decent to me. I haven’t listen to Eminem for years. Right now, I’m still listening to him

[@giggitymemes6354]

Love u shady uncle

[@dabutchaistoxic]

This is probably better than No Vaseline. I hate to say it.

[@chickenman7267]

I'm not saying I disagree or agree. I'm just saying this take is literally hotter than anything I've ever seen

[@sirajalden4453]

I wanted to listen to this, but i forgot the name, so i searched "janitor from canada"

[@brandonsontheimer5667]

When I first hear this I was dead fr 😅😅😅😅

[@Mmmmzzzz00]

Now this is how you kill an emcee

[@unusualicicle]

remember when both sides made good tracks in beef

[@DashovskiAtanas]

... if MG K had heard that..

[@abe_linc02]

Lmfaooo wow. Man if em dissed more rapeers.with this flow and style. Hes literally unbeatable

[@whooptygaming]

shout out to windsor and free rio da yung og

[@siphobaneti939]

Instead of getting leaked which album can this song fit "The Eminem Show" or "Encore"

[@jessielsanchez5079]

This is definitely an Encore track. It was leaked before the album released, but it has that wacky sound, tone and instrumentals that a lot of the songs in Encore have.

[@TuroSivirian]

@@jessielsanchez5079 This sounds straight off Eminem Show , same type song as Without Me . Encore had some crazy beats with Em being the wacky one instead of the beat

[@Loganisme58]

What was that…jermaine dupri 🤣

[@Niberspace]

Does Em and Dre really need Canadian citizenship just to visit the country?

[@justingoland1884]

Only battle Eminem lost lmfao except canibus didn’t get the hype on his because… I dunno why that shit was firebombs

[@bmad1386]

Canibus sort of spiralled downward on his own, I don't think the beef even came to a conclusion, such a waste of lyrical ability 😢

[@RhinoMarketeer]

Damn, what did Canibus do?

[@82_derek44]

Exist 😂

[@theripper1777]

He parodied Eminem’s Stan and used it to diss him, Em responded with Square Dance on TES, then Canibus dissed Em on Curriculum 101 and here we arw

[@shamargoddard2688]

This is a ruff diss track

[@Mintlll]

Is this one apple music

[@OBIONE521]

Is a anybody have the audio skip out or is it just me

[@eaglegaming4010]

It's just you

[@kryspy5160]

where the fuck are the drums

[@siftwram]

The song was leaked before it was finished, there’s multiple ways to tell including the placeholder “Marshall I’m on the way” that Dr. Dre was supposed to punch in for

[@husslecrowe2774]

Probably the only person to ever rip Canibus this bad. JD catching a stray tho 😂

[@nksalikngkwayan6769]

Fake eminem fans won't catch us here

[@Lindahasatooth]

Yes

[@GAURDtheMILWALKEE]

I REALLY GOT TICKITS FOOL EVERYONE. Be still now

[@jaiodom7286]

Bro every eminem song js always called fire when they aren't

[@WuckIndustriesLLC]

Everyone says every Em song is fire because it's true, because Eminem is a very good and respected figure in the rap community, I do not know why you've came out here and jotted that down

[@genericidiotll]

@@WuckIndustriesLLC ok not every em song is fire but almost every song this rap god released is really good especially this one

[@WuckIndustriesLLC]

@@genericidiotll yes

[@dzz_s0ngzz31]

A lot of them are there’s like almost none that aren’t but it’s rlly matter of opinion me personally none of his song suck but maybe for u they all do but me personally ur opinion sucks dick but that’s my opinion

[@PEPPACHICKEN]

Way better than his weak diss track killshot

[@lethalassassin1754]

Killshot wasn’t weak it clearly went over your head.

[@friedchickenloverr]

@@lethalassassin1754 nah Killshot was weak, at least compared to his older disses. Compare it to Girls or Hailie's Revenge, it has nothing on those

[@R_S747]

He wasn't even remotely trying on killshot though. He was putting someone who had repeatedly annoyed him for 6 years in his place.

[@echidna210]

old school slim shady diss vs modern eminem diss

[@carn-evil_1315]

Killshot is GOATED, Fuk is you talmbout?

[@Bonescratcher]

I love Em but he lost this beef

[@TheKingsOfGaming1889]

Lol nah. Cannabis career never took off because of this

[@Bonescratcher]

@@TheKingsOfGaming1889 I think you’re confusing commercial success with being a good battle rapper. For example Jay Z had a 10x better career than Nas but it’s pretty much unanimous consensus that Nas won the beef. Drake sells far more records than Kendrick but he got destroyed in that beef. Cannibus never had commercial success but that was more related to LL Cool J having him black balled. It has nothing to do with the quality of his music

[@TheKingsOfGaming1889]

@@Bonescratcher so how exactly did Eminem lose this beef that cannabis ever come back after this track with anything remotely of this quality?

[@Veilmakesmusicandstuff]

old em was better new em trash

[@bmad1386]

Old em managed to be a bop while being lyrical monster. Current em got too lyrical and less boppy

[@jakethebased7195]

Trash