Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (slowed + reverb)

[@larasofia7596]

May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they We ain't nothin' but mammals Well, some of us are cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy Half of you critics can't even stomach me Let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe I should download her audio on mp3 And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (Ahh) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can kids eatup these albums like Valiums? It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin' In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin' He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady, please stand up And put one of those fingers, on each hand up And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up

[@immflm9416]

X xxsxwwxs loop

[@stronkmoosceles]

i love how the hand syncs with the beat. masterpiece.

[@ivanelguera4939]

T H I S I S A R T I L O V E Y O U R E V I D E O S This is art. luv you

[@yeahadonis]

What a graphic, top work fella.

[@Moze-m9j]

Thank you♥️

[@N.k.h.l.c]

@@Moze-m9j te amo

[@Moze-m9j]

@@N.k.h.l.c ♥️♥️

[@Joeylovessports]

It feels illegal to look up slowed songs by Eminem 😂

[@alfie-_]

So true

[@gevinblue]

so true i was looking this up thinking, “this is wrong”

[@juancorreaalvarez5799]

omg bro art.

[@Moze-m9j]

Thank you♥️

[@nayanvaishnavvv]

There's a slim shady in all of us, fuck it, let's all stand up

[@woman3396]

0:45

[@lulucastangna6472]

i love this version of the song

[@alfie-_]

Woah their are like surprisingly only a few comments anyways this is rlly cool lmao

[@stronkmoosceles]

WAY TOO UNDERRATED.

[@blondesoniccfc]

0:06 = 🔥🔥🔥

[@50LOT1]

@3:01 it hit different

[@abelacostaacosta]

Buen tema👏👏👏

[@ova9204]

My fav song

[@ivanleebinungcal7755]

Try 1.25x speed it's good

[@markz3247]

To this day, I still don't know what a "Clitoris" is.

[@викаденисенко-р4е]

2:49

[@lucasfarias2259]

Este hombre cada dia me sorprende mas

[@syedananta9769]

listening it to 1.25 speed and you’ll feel like It's the real song in horror eminem voice

[@bbabaye3v]

2:50 🔥🥵💦

[@Рол-ю8ы]

Я прошу бога чтоб он мне помог и возвысил как никогда!

[@BUHANKA-t7u]

2035?

[@Рол-ю8ы]

Скажите когда вы играли сомной вы типа йов смотри какой наивний да коварно да?говорю же вы милийе очен это ваш окончательная надежда мм?знаете кто из ангелов самий милий?ангел Малик самий милий потому что это смешно да?вопрос вот этот ангел Малик безгрешен вот он понимает что он хорошую работу делает или плохую?вот почему он милий да?я это так просто я и его сердцу возму в качестве меча да?мой меч милий да?видите милость не пробит !

[@Рол-ю8ы]

Я прошу у Аллаха дат мне моему душу духу запах без запаха да? знающий знающий да? знающий может все знающий дай мне супругу который понимает меня как ты да? знающий что скажешь Яже яжее о знающий...

[@Рол-ю8ы]

Я прошу у Аллаха дат мне все что пожелает все могучий Аллах свят он милий мм?Аллах ты милый? милий тебя смешно да?как ты смешся ?не понят нам да так обясни всемогущий всемогущий !

[@Рол-ю8ы]

Я прошу у Аллаха дат мне схему духу душу и сердце Ангелов главних да?да же да жеее да жее(мяуу)

[@Рол-ю8ы]

Я прошу у Аллаха дат мне крутость незаментим образом это возможно если пожелает тот который знающий знающий знающий знающий знающий знающий знающий знающий знающий знающий знающий знающий знающий знающий зззззиииинннаааюююююшиййй (ммммсссс ммм сссс дааа ммм)