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[@malusexcelsis5461]

Poland isn't named after the Telletubby, although it's a common misconception. It was actually named after the Kung Fu Panda to commemorate him becoming the Dragon Warrior.

[@emeraldfinder5]

nuh uh, it was named after Polio cause that’s where polio lives

[@kiebawhy1730]

Nah, it’s named after polls. In 1731 there was an unnamed country that liked to take polls and create polls. This is how the Greeks discovered democracy and hired the unnamed people to create polls. And after the first election of Greece they decided to name the land Poland in honor of the unnamed people who brought democracy to a barbaric world.

[@riolureviews5204]

Actually it was named after Nick Cage’s Character in Con Air

[@Anonymous_Dumb]

Love how they misspelled it but nobody says anything

[@civ.ct3]

i thought it was named after poppa pig

[@kartoo6574]

6:13 to be fair, as a fellow polish citizen, Poland wasn't named after Po the teletubby. It was named after Po the kung fu panda bear

[@rashid591]

then you must be faking that you are polish. Its actually from winnie the po. Get your facts straight before you lie.

[@R.K_Chalkboard]

I thought it had something to do with the po-lice.

[@mangounit9678]

@@rashid591nah its actually named after potrick star from spongebob squareponts

[@timeblade]

@@rashid591LMAO

[@Buzzer_Bee]

@@rashid591satire

[@dudepop1456]

4:47 him: CHARGE YOUR GOD DAM PHONE me: checks battery percentage for no absolute reason

[@Chairstand]

Har har me too

[@jaysea5939]

4:44 I died, something about the righteous anger delivery got me

[@BOTCEnthusiast]

Charge your god damn PHONE!!

[@Beanz-on-Toast]

I'm Autistic and it's a major fear of mine to be posted onto this subreddit and have thousands of stangers laugh at me not getting a joke.

[@crystalwhisp]

Yeah that's all I could think about throughout this video

[@wrightcember]

@TrainedACEdoesnt matter, you still internally recognize it as you

[@Weeping_W1ll0w]

Same honestly. It infuriates me when people r/whoosh people and humiliate them when they genuinely don't get it

[@Alwayscommentseveryday]

R/woooos-

[@ascendantgigachancetosee1in3mi]

​@TrainedACEr/woosh

[@fishyfow3767]

2:36 in all seriousness, the amount of non-nerf options that are better than Nerf is insane. Custom guns, dart zone, sometimes x shot are so good and I think it’s time we break the stigma of “3rd party is a ripoff”

[@nerfedforreal]

It all started when dartzone started selling half-darts in local retail stores. That was revolutionary at the time because it meant we no longer had to cut regular darts to make them.

[@fishyfow3767]

@@nerfedforreal Really it was when Dart Zone released their better regular darts and the Nexus Pro, which completely changed the game

[@Safetyswitch]

i got the x-shot 2 cylinder revolver today, and it feels cooler than anything nerf could deliver nowadays

[@fishyfow3767]

@@Safetyswitch yeah a lot of the time nerf guns feel like toys, and yes they are, but I mean cheap things for toddlers. The only time they feel tacticool anymore is with rival. Dart Zone makes such cool guns though, villainator freakin rocks dude

[@calcutt4]

I made a crossbow that shoots nerf bullets. It hurts a lot when you get hit by one so it's an upgrade

[@heqrtout]

6:37 “i’m no submarine expert” stockton rush: “you’re hired!”

[@kaiheartsyou]

this is one of my favorite emkay videos yet, it’s always so nice when robin gets a happy subreddit for once :D

[@enderproyttttttttt]

10:14 Fun useless fact! The morse code here says ''NOBODY THINKS YOUR COOL''

[@caporegime60]

thank you

[@Neoma08]

thank you so much

[@KadinMontgomogus]

⠺⠁⠝⠝⠁ ⠋⠥⠉ ⠅⠦

[@Dcoig]

​@@KadinMontgomogus Nobody can read Braille on the internet, dum ol' scrote 😂😹

[@the-experiment]

@@KadinMontgomogusmy god! He wrote brail on a flatscreen, madman🥶

[@r4hul_type_r]

"Man I feel like the only guy with eyeballs" sums up this subreddit pretty well

[@Vanilla_Neko]

To be fair to a lot of the people here sometimes it can be difficult to tell the difference between someone joking and someone being genuinely stupid especially when purely through text form. Like yeah obviously if it's in a meme or something it's pretty obviously a joke but when it's just a purely text post sometimes people are just genuinely dumb I actually would love that as like an opposite subreddit A subreddit dedicated to people who wrongfully congratulate someone on a joke when it turns out that person was just actually stupid

[@unXpectedM]

And we should name it r/whooops

[@LucaTheMeme]

​@@unXpectedMYou genius!

[@BuddhaLovin334]

Yes, if only there was a place out there for something like that. Like maybe on reddit and also maybe they could be made into commentary videos on some kind of video sharing website. Oh well, just a great pipe dream I guess.

[@KG-kc2ct]

​@@BuddhaLovin334 what? Reddit to make it, and youtube to share it.

[@zkam900]

@@unXpectedM r/whooops

[@ashrithapreshand1310]

0:09 i feel like the guy was saying that as a joke

[@Borigin]

1:31, Canadians call our geese Cobra chickens. Nice to know that Florida has something similar with gators

[@songohan3321]

Cobra chickens is the perfect word for geese, and I will be using this going forward.

[@miraculous_lady_noir2179]

We do?

[@Borigin]

@@miraculous_lady_noir2179 yes?

[@miraculous_lady_noir2179]

@@Borigin Huh. I've been out of Canada about three times in my life and I had no idea that was a thing. Well, you learn something new every day.

[@me-myself-i787]

Fun fact: Poland was named after the Polangians, an ancient tribe of highly technilogically advanced cows who lived in Poland. They learned to speak our language and did a significant amount of business with ancient humans. A significant amount of human technology came from the Polangians. The Polangians gave us this technology because they saw us as sexually attractive, and wanted to woo us over. They also cleared out the Neanderthals to make space for us. Eventually, the Polangians evolved, and stopped desiring sex with other species. This was around the same time they discovered space travel. So, most Polangians stopped communicating with humans, which is why humans didn't develop space travel until many millenia later. However, the Polangians also avoided conflict, preferring peaceful diplomacy. So, they left Planet Earth and started colonising planets with no intelligent life. We do not know of their fate since then. However, some less evolved Polangians stayed behind, breeding with humans. We inherited a portion of their intellect, as well as their sex drive. This is part of the reason why many foreign nations are poorer than us. Also, some descendants of Polangians developed stronger intellect than average, while others developed stronger sex drives. The people with stronger sex drives reproduced more, which is why nowadays, the average person couldn't come close to creating technology on the level of that which has been created for us. There are only a few smart people left.

[@patatochip4241]

Facts

[@rioovalentine]

6:03 I will never understand how ppl don't know that po is a girl, so many ppl use male terms for her. I was a hardcore po stan at 1 year old so this is something I'm passionate about

[@mallermart]

Fr, we need gender balance in tubbyland: 2 males and 2 females

[@justaponyyy]

the teletubbies have a gender ???? this never occurred to me

[@Sepezzah-wh7cg]

My life is a fucking lie

[@AdhvaithSane]

They don’t have any gender to begin with 🗿 basically they’re genderless.

[@ElectroTiger]

15:44 I just facepalmed 4 times. 1 for thinking op is stupid 1 for forgetting what sub this was 1 for the guys responds and 1 for remembering I literally just thought the same thing.

[@thegreatchaos13]

.-... --- ... 🤦. .-. 🤦🏻. . .🤦🏼.🤦🏽‍♂️.

[@lorivaldez4839]

This is a fun subreddit! Happy Saturday EmKay🙏

[@mads_ittmann1823]

6:31 aged well

[@ktoliman]

Didn't even get to age, spoiled before it even got out

[@Max-bg7oo]

Well we know what happened now, mystery solved!

[@ghoullynx7744]

😂😂😂

[@TheRatMan1988]

13:20 robin man you made my day

[@michaelsegal3558]

That “tell me why” line also works with “I don’t like Mondays”

[@swampysgotem4888]

What I hate the most about these videos are people who don't charge their damn phones

[@simcity4111]

Well, personally I like to let my battery end and then buy a new one after, too scared of the charging cable exploding or something like that. Thank god we have the cloud now a days, or it would be really difficult for me to use my phone constantly…

[@happygoer662]

nice pfp

[@swampysgotem4888]

@@happygoer662 Thanks :P

[@UltraCenterHQ]

​@@simcity4111Me personally, I eat the battery before I buy a new one

[@rustyred3337]

15:21 not only did they miss the joke they also don’t realize that breaking your femur is just as painful as childbirth

[@mad_huntress_8796]

I mean im fairly certain that there are several things more painful than labor, like being run over by 3 cars and surviving.

[@ascendantgigachancetosee1in3mi]

​@@mad_huntress_8796r/woosh

[@michaeldavidryandanielpaul1990]

6:32 So that's what happened to the rich people in that sub!

[@ashleajon]

As an acoustic myself, I blame weaponised autism for a lot of people not understanding jokes

[@eclat4641]

That does seem to explain…

[@manchungus3486]

"Acoustic" truly a thing of all time

[@dripcolors8756]

@@manchungus3486 Top 10 Yes Words of All Time.

[@MC-Codebreaker]

btw im a piano wanna be my girlfriend

[@dripcolors8756]

@@MC-Codebreaker what

[@Svenderman]

2:43 this never ceases to make me laugh lmao

[@sugardust]

10:02 i can read morse code (kinda) and that says "Nobody thinks your cool"

[@graycatsaderow]

You cant,the website can

[@sugardust]

@@graycatsaderow ??

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

Lily not getting the “tell me why” joke genuinely ruined my night

[@sleepdeprivedjuicebox]

10:24 robin saying "you dont know shit" cracked me, i dont know why but thats made me die laughing

[@civicmimiv]

0:23 Coolmath Games? The Bronze age? The bomb bay? Gerard Way? The Long day?

[@jakobe4674]

Are you Gay?

[@Ellaamericasbestdecapod]

The bomb bay *BOOM!!!*

[@Its_Him0824]

The wrong way

[@BoxCat5484]

As a child I can vouch for the fact that all children yearn for the mines

[@Lego_Whis9]

Nooo there are laws for child labor dummy

[@Lego_Whis9]

. Woooosh cause bored

[@BoxCat5484]

@@Lego_Whis9 you know I was joking right? i hope u understand that was a joke.

[@catmendez6924]

it’s crazy how many of the actual jokes were downvoted and how many of the comments that didn’t get the joke were upvoted

[@eclat4641]

Yeah that hurts

[@Byssa6]

r/woooosh was the subreddit that got me into this channel! Glad to see a new video on it!

[@catboypride]

Hello AJ.

[@Byssa6]

@@catboypride Woah you watch Emkay too

[@catboypride]

@@Byssa6 yea!! im not too suprised since its a popular channel, but it was funny seeing you do you have a favorite narrator?

[@Byssa6]

@@catboypride I guess Jack?

[@4Bakers]

3:23 to be fair, I just tried recreating it, and the blue bg (using the crappy 300x300 Wikipedia version) is NOT a solid color, it's a slight gradient, so I will, in fact, be using outpainting for it... EDIT: I got a better version of the image, and it is, in fact, a very slight gradient. Stretching the edges of the image doesn't work because ✨JPEG compression ✨ so I gave up and replaced the blue in the original as well (If the reddit post I found specifically talking about it is correct, it's 189bcc for the bg)

[@erins.b6739]

10:07 The fact that they wrote "your" instead of "you are" in freaking MORSE CODE infuriates me a lot

[@KadinMontgomogus]

I can’t believe people can’t tell the difference! Your right, people can’t spell.

[@the-experiment]

Even you’re dog should know the difference! some people 😭

[@eMAyeX16]

@@the-experiment WeLL uM AkHtUaLLy It’S *um* AkHThUaLLy “your”, LeaRN tO wRiTe

[@Doopface9]

​@@eMAyeX16r/whooosh

[@deagle_eye547]

This just randomly turned on after a sad type video I laughed so much bc I wasn’t expecting a video to play

[@GeminiRandom56]

Some of these people make me mad, thinking they’re better than everyone else

[@ImJustAlex_]

1:14 Ay yo! Robin looking freaking dapper as hell!

[@carbs_r_delish]

He looking real hip

[@too_online.3441]

2:11 Good for regular show, gravity falls, lego ninjago, and minecraft.

[@DraconicFlower-mz5lw]

For anyone wondering, the Morse code at 10:13 says "Nobody thinks your cool." Not gonna lie I found to be funnier than I had anticipated.

[@maxking97]

thank you

[@hana3987]

16:04 that is even more badass explaination for 24/7

[@ashrithapreshand1310]

7:22 pretty sure há is joking here

[@TheDuckOfAllDucks]

Lebroom games, the best tennis player to ever live

[@sakairineko]

I can't believe anyone can be so unknowledgeable, he's a frisbee player, get it right!! 😢

[@LiterallyMe459]

​@@sakairinekohe is a basketball player...

[@sakairineko]

@@Depz911 XD All gud! The soccer guy you were talking about might be Legroom games! It's easy to confuse those 2 you know! I understand! ;)

[@bibipc8215]

Are y’all really that stupid? He is a hockey player for gods sake. 🤦‍♂️

[@Lamzyyyyy]

@@LiterallyMe459did you make yourself get woooshed? while literally watching a r/woooosh video…?

[@BrennoC_YT]

6:50 at least they explained that you COULDN'T open the window and not that "Underwater no air meme stupid", feels like something I'd do while still knowing that it's a meme

[@KvaGram]

8:00 Reminds me of an old door monster sketch. Search for "door monster can't see green"

[@TheGoodFisho]

as a fellow polish person i can say that the country IS named after Po from teletubbies. we always sing the intro song on the 31st of march. it's our national anthem

[@dimandos48_]

It has always been gaslamping, if someone tells you otherwise they are a peasant

[@jamesparker7591]

For some reason, I think my favorite part is when Robin says, “Charge your goddamn PHONE!” I have a weird sense of humor.

[@Franwow]

13:30 - No way in hell Morgz is saying that...

[@the-experiment]

Thats the joke…

[@Deadpool-Hugejackedman]

​@@the-experiment not a r/wooosh on a r/wooosh video

[@anuragmathur2308]

Yes.

[@99baking]

I hate that people downvoted the gaslamping joke

[@UltraCenterHQ]

What? They didn't downvote it

[@the-experiment]

What are you talking about? They didn’t downvote. Open your eyes man 🙄

[@funnymannotfunny]

They didn’t downvote it, the numbers are positive

[@99baking]

@@funnymannotfunny I mean that the person that took picture downvoted the comment because the downvoted arrow was highlighted

[@caporegime60]

its the "charge your GOD-DAMN PHONE" for me

[@lanhank]

"your meme is metaphysically not funny." yeah im using that

[@ipwn6]

I loved Emkay ever since 2015, keep this stuff up

[@VortexFlames7272]

Ejwjjwjidiejejqpemw8292:£uwown8\88w 😡😡

[@ipwn6]

@@VortexFlames7272 what?

[@VortexFlames7272]

@@ipwn6 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉

[@paulsander5579]

1:30 as a Floridian myself yes that is a Floridian Swamp Cat

[@Xx_D4RK_K1N_xX]

1:56 what’s worse is that it’s not the 30th but it did like hit 10 years recently and it’s still a good show.

[@entitree.]

God, this subreddit infuriates me. Not because of the people missing the jokes, but because of the arrogance of the people posting on it. really grinds my gears

[@xMoldyMacaroni]

agreed

[@ericsoucie2865]

01:25 Fun fact I think some place actually let people ride domesticated ones with saddles. Keep in mind it may have also been for kids too telling by the 9yo they let ride one.

[@lachlandow6269]

At 6:48 that’s what the titian felt

[@bananaman445edp]

4:28 “you would be in the 20%” Bro really called him smart

[@yuzuruizumieggy]

Video 43 of asking all narrators, Slazo and Kenny to narrate in one single video

[@kaiheartsyou]

dude it would be so cool if they did that

[@donnikthejedi2222]

"He's doing alright tho" And show a picture of him wearing a Teamshirt with Qatar on it lmao Perfection

[@Ussonan-Foderation2016]

2:21 So you're telling me that Regular Show, Gravity Falls, Ninjago, and Minecraft are all LGBTQ?

[@AnthonyPearce-w1r]

I mean… (Stares at Lava, Bruise, Techno, Greenflame, Skyrumi, Opposite and Polyninja) The fandoms sure are (Just gay ninjago ships)

[@dark14life]

I laughed maniacally when I saw the Nerf one. That's fucking brilliant. Pure genius. 🤣

[@bluedoornob]

5:14 imagine getting so butt hurt about a joke from a child on the internet to the point where you have to genuinely meatride him and explain how they're stupid for knowing that an unproved theory is false

[@GraysonGaming2]

2:20 the fact he had to look the dates up to make sure

[@Danstarr13]

This was definitely the rare and unusual football moment of all time

[@cloakergaming76]

12:42 fun fact: there is canon cameramen in the cartoon, and that makes it a show and not a cartoon

[@Mewvally]

7:08 Actually the second one is more, because sales tax

[@heighwaymusic]

🤓

[@evilartifact9556]

When the morse code popped up, I got excited because I know how to read it. But it then I get hit with "Nobody Thinks your cool" Thaaanks😂

[@theldrakis]

when you said minecraft all i could think of was creativerse and hydroneer. Though great selection EmKay.

[@SarahAbramova]

11:34 I actually like the clarification they provided

[@TheKingofBunga2912]

EmKay: I TOLD YOU READ THE DAMN POST! Me: *Have you ever tried looking at the image with your eyes? They exist for a reason.*

[@antoniomiguel8352]

1:22 i will never call them gatores again

[@bartuyuksel2828]

16:25 in the Turkey's national university exam there was a quesiton about this lol

[@fr34ky_p4wz]

I genuinely want to see the people (who didn’t get the jokes) react to them being called out. Like if someone replies to them saying that they didn’t get the joke implied then the person who didn’t catch on with the humor will reply back with something like “Ok now that I reread it it makes me feel like an idiot. Sorry.”

[@Jeffrey_LOL-vi9wy]

2:04 OMG that one seemed so real and I felt like a boomer in my high school years

[@ClonedGamer001]

9:25 Is that UCP camo on that car? Well, I guess it does make it more visible and harder to get hit by, so here it may be a logical choice

[@iris_drawssandwiches]

2:06 Well the board game has been out for that long. But it's called Cave game

[@thegreatchaos13]

10:07 THE MORSE CODE EVEN SAYS THAT NOBODY THINKS YOUR COOL GOD DAMN IT

[@Nox-Music]

0:31 took me a while to understand, but a tip: dont take it as a challenge

[@redacted378]

It's scary that we're only 2 years away from some KZbin videos saying 20 years ago

[@H0USE0FH3ARTS]

4:30 can we talk about the thin strip at the top of the phone? 13:25? (they could have a 24 hour clock on) and all of the others?! like the mouse pointer?

[@michaelconnaireoates5344]

That 420 just makes it funnier lol

[@loud_bait]

1:15 man has Dixie cup print in his arm I have so many clothing items with that print

[@idkkWasTaken]

omg at 12:37 my headphones unplugged just in time to blast 'sex backwards'.

[@crombo9399]

“wanna build a ladder to the heavens? cool” build limit:

[@theone_z1997]

"You can't compare anything with labor" Live reaction of the guy who got his balls kicked:

[@Kupak-hy3vq]

6:08 scientists aren't entirely sure on this one but as a pole i can say there are 2 possibilities. 1 is that the country is named after Po from teletubbies, which most people agree on but the other possibility is that it was named after Po, the bear from Kung fu panda. There has been a debate dragging on for ages about Poland's name origins, and nothing is yet confirmed.

[@SryBut]

15:42 To be fair, there are enough people on earth who think like that. I know one D:

[@scrammusic2618]

Lebroom games made me chuckle 😂😂

[@Waferr29]

02:51 that a lot of a damage

[@awl1116]

4:29 please charge your phone

[@_WhyIsEveryHandleTaken.]

EXACTLY!!!.?.!!?!?,?!???!?!?!! sorry that made me a lil angy

[@GraysonGaming2]

2:08 Man time flies 😢

[@idkwhatdoputhere]

Blue raspberry is a manufactured flavoring and food coloring for candy, snack foods, syrups, and soft drinks.[1][2] The flavor and color do not derive from any species of raspberry,[1][2] but rather the flavor was manufactured using "mostly esters of the banana, cherry, and pineapple variety."[2] Sugar is commonly used to create taste appeal for the blue raspberry flavoring.[2] A cup of blue raspberry Italian ice at the Taste of Chicago festival Food products labeled as blue raspberry flavor are commonly dyed with a bright blue synthetic food coloring, such as brilliant blue FCF (also called Blue #1) having European food coloring number E133.[3] The blue color was used to differentiate raspberry-flavored foods from cherry-, watermelon-, and strawberry-flavored foods, each of which is red.[1][2] Blue raspberry flavor and color were first used in the United States in 1958 to add interest to snow cones.[2] Regulatory agencies, such as the US Food and Drug Administration, provide guidelines on artificial flavors and colors for manufacturers out of concern for consumer safety,[4] and have approved the use of blue raspberry as a safe ingredient since 1969.[2]

[@ay-dionne]

2:19 I dont play minecwaft but I had to look this up recently, cause I distinctly remember playing some sort of beta in 2009 and always took it as a fact that it started in 09. ONLY for google to tell me it came out in 2011??? Somehow this feels like rewriting history

[@bogibsimmons]

Not many people know this but before dinosaurs became full on birds half way through they had wings and that’s where we got dragons from during the Victorian age. Now they’re just birds.

[@patrickfeneck7886]

1:05 i expect tattoos to spread like that one SCP

[@spongebobsexypants]

SCP -021 the Skin Wyrm.

[@patrickfeneck7886]

@@spongebobsexypants why, yes. Fellow SCP Enjoyer.

[@tullis24]

0:46 i can’t tell if that is a burger or a hotdog and i hope it’s not the latter

[@hakimi_AH]

finally a new r/whoosh video

[@skemyrr]

IM SO HIGH RN AND BRO I CANT STIP LAUGHING AT 9:32

[@ElliDiscussesDrama]

i reckon robin should do r/casualUK because its either a normal post about a house or its about an absolute unit of a pig on a painting