r/Facepalm | BRO BOUGHT THE WEBSITE 💀

[@christophergroenewald5847]

There is very little difference between real and synthetic diamonds. The only reason synthetic diamonds are undervalued and real diamonds are so expensive is because of the debeers group. Debeers was a mining company that ruled the diamond market for almost a century. This allowed them to single handedly manipulate the market to artificially inflate the value of diamonds through artificial scarcity. They were also responsible for coming up with the concept of diamond engagement rings and played a major role in convincing people that synthetic diamonds were cheap and worthless.

[@pirobot668beta]

DeBeers has been trying to get the word 'diamond' copyrighted for years so only their product can carry the name. They 'harvest' tons of diamonds from a beach every day, only to put them into long-term storage.

[@clintelkins9630]

Yeah they're literally both just carbon, there is literally no difference in their composition, it's stupid how diamond ads are like "our lab grown diamonds are indistinguishable from natural diamonds" YEAH BECAUSE THEYRE JUST CARBON

[@emeraldfinder5]

@@clintelkins9630 you’re just carbon!

[@appledr8808]

​@@emeraldfinder5 we are all just carbon 😢

[@GogiRegion]

The funniest part is that synthetic diamonds tend to have fewer impurities. You can’t actually tell for sure if a diamond is mined or synthetic, but the man made ones tend to be more pure.

[@_ksm0922]

17:40 I saw someone with the word “사망“ tattooed on their shoulder with hearts coming from it like bubbles. No doubt, they were going for “사랑” which means love, but instead their tattoo now says “dead” with hearts coming out of it. And honestly it just made it even more badass

[@ssebasgoo]

I like this version way more.

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

Damn 😂

[@RedFoxtail26]

@@_ksm0922 I know at least three people who would get that tattoo on purpose 💀

[@h4egeum]

that's more funny if u ask me. (im learning korean btw)

[@_ksm0922]

@@h4egeum it’s definitely better as 사망. And good luck!

[@daanwilmer]

"Why don't kids ride their bikes in the streets anymore?" thought the boomer, while driving 7 mph over the speed limit through an urban neighborhood in their 5500 pound SUV with zero visibility below 4 ft.

[@Salithin]

“Must be the liberals” he concluded, running over yet another speedbump that screams for some reason

[@GogiRegion]

Many of those large pickup trucks like the Ford Dodge actually have worse forward visibility than semi-trucks. Some of them have the windows nearly 6 feet above the ground, which is higher than the height of the average adult male.

[@fernandomarques5166]

Fun fact: the M1A2 Abrams main battle tank has a smaller "dead zone" (area you can't see from the drivers seat in front of the vehicle) in front of it than the Dogde RAM and the GMC Sierra 2500 if you sit with your head out of the hatch in the Abrams and the Perterbuilt 587 has half of the dead zone of most pick-up trucks.

[@airam1721]

​@@Salithin bro

[@cewla3348]

@@fernandomarques5166 driving a FUCKING TANK is better for children on the street than one of these trucks [they are trucks]

[@AlwaysANemesis]

That "Alpha Male Boot Camp" sure is an expensive, roundabout way to pay to get dommed.

[@pyromainia4710]

Now I want to see an ultra-rich sub pay for it, go, and the whole time just quietly moan and whimper next to the people that think they're being "Alpha" going through it. Heck if I had the money and constitution, I'D do it just to mock them lol

[@sarahloveless1726]

Can you imagine a gay sub going to one of this, having a complete blast and when he tells his fellow gay subs and they start going it blows up the whole thing😂

[@ditto7047]

​@@sarahloveless1726 Someone's gonna be blowing...

[@eyeseer1]

Imagine paying $18k to get bullied for a month to validate your self worth.

[@SarahAbramova]

​@@sarahloveless1726 sounds similar to the gay "gay detectors" in the navy. I'm all for it.

[@girl1213]

"I have an Immune System." Doesn't stop people from dying from diseases

[@kaydenene1]

THIS omg. our immune system is good until literally any disease or infection or ANYTHING enters the body. i have an immune system of steel but when i do get sick it hits me like a bus. OUR IMMUNE SYSTEMS ARENT PERFECT. VACCINES ARENT BAD. PEOPLE NEED TO GIVE MORE CREDIT TO THE PEOPLE THAT KNOW MORE THAN US.

[@kaydenene1]

kinda went on a rant sorry bro😞

[@S3lkie-Gutz]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@kaydenene1 it’s all fun and games until your immune system turns against you. most people don’t even consider autoimmune disease and immunodeficiency either. in fact you get more sick when you have autoimmunity and it can exhaust your immune system to the point you become immunocompromised. people need to stop relying on their immune system so much as if it’s perfect and impervious to autoimmune responses or immunosuppression and trust their medical professionals

[@nikitatavernitilitvynova]

I have an immune system too. That didn't stop me from getting my brother sick in February with a cold. Nor did it stop me from possibly getting food poisoning last week and having a nasty fever that lasted a few days right before I was supposed to leave for a trip. Nor did it stop me at 12/13 from getting untreated pneumonia to the point of developping fluids in my lungs. Okay maybe my immune system is wack but when I was sick a week ago I was shocked I felt alive and didn't die on the couch. I felt so good I left for the trip still sick and I didn't look sick at all and ended up recovering the day after.

[@girl1213]

@@kaydenene1 Think we're allowed to rant when we're faced with stupidity since stupidity doesn't want to listen

[@fluffystuff500]

8:03 Ah yes, because mining real diamonds has NO adverse effect on the environment AT ALL.

[@MaticTheProto]

or the people

[@Splicer-lb5xb]

"I prefer my carbon crystals stained with the blood of plebians"-Them, probably

[@trianglemoebius]

Their so-called fact about how much power it takes is also horribly out of context. The entire process does take that much power, but 1) it takes that much power OVERALL, so it's spread out over weeks. 2) Lab grown diamond aren't produced one at a time, you're getting an entire batch out of it.

[@TheWicked01ns]

Also diamonds arent nearly as valuable as they're made out to be

[@Archiver_Studio]

@@TheWicked01ns I mean, they look gorgeous But so does every other type of gemstone I mean, have you SEEN sapphires?! Diamonds are pretty, but so are all gemstones

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

"hey boss, you can have my kidney" "Thanks, you're fired"

[@ۥٴٴٴٴۥۥٴٴٴٴۥ-ۥٴٴٴٴۥۥٴٴٴٴۥ]

Like wtf

[@wuthmone7613]

Seriously

[@SergioRamos-iv6qw]

imagine someone saves your life, and then you ruin their's

[@ESL-Free-Money]

but she .. start acting like an idiot after that. Screaming and so on , the boss was stressed because of her behavior and moved her to another department, she there act like a moron too and the boss had no choice then to fire her. in 2012

[@Crazycolors1248]

Makes sense to me.

[@insideAdirtyMind]

It is so funny that they call themselves alpha and then pay 18000 dollar to submit to other men. You can not make this s up.

[@nerdypenguin9164]

Cause its only okay to submit to other alpha males. 😂

[@ianrau6373]

I mean considering the lot of them probably have blown way more on crypto trading it’s probably not the stupidest thing they’ve ever done, which makes it even funnier.

[@Gaminginvrrr]

they are literally being dominated by other men that is literally the textbook definition of a “beta male”

[@jenniferhernandez5998]

Bdsm club could be cheaper.

[@justicefool3942]

What's ironic is these "Alphas" won't even join the military, where they will get the same kind of treatment, except they actually get paid to go through it. Problem though, is once Basic Training is done, you now actually have to follow up on your "Alpha" training, instead of going back to your life where you can continue pretending to be an Alpha.

[@Flutistno3]

Ok I served in the Navy. This, of course, means that I survived boot camp as provided by said military branch. I can tell you right now, that getting through boot camp does not make you more alpha. Boot camp is the most powerful indoctrination method that the federal government has to control people. Don't get me wrong, I am proud of what I did, and that I survived it. I just am equally confident of how brainwashed I was when I left boot camp. It is an extremely effective method of assuring that you will obey any order subsequently given. I can't explain how they do it. I just know that they do. Saying that military treatment would make you an "alpha" male, which is the stupidest expression currently known to man anyway, is dumbassery.

[@MayoOverlord]

Also, isn't being an alpha all about breaking the system and "escaping the matrix" ?

[@tonypeppermint5329]

​@@MayoOverlordPretty much yeah.

[@MayoOverlord]

@@tonypeppermint5329 Ah yes, to escape the matrix you need to go to an indoctrination camp.

[@Nicomv-eu3pd]

a boot camp will make you the opposite of an alpha male

[@Solkard]

It’s to push your body to the point of exhaustion, and force your mind to abandon higher thought processes, to focus on maintaining the function of your body, which then makes you much more susceptible to external suggestions without critical thought or analysis. Or something like that probably.

[@Zinervawyrm]

Woman saves boss' life by donating kidney and is fired soon after. In an unrelated story: Said woman's boss woke up in a seedy motel's bathroom bathtub, filled with ice.

[@sarafontanini7051]

i mean clearly he didn't want the kidney and thus he broke warranty and it had to be returned

[@Mcasii15]

i legitimately cackled when i saw this

[@andistansbury4366]

Breaking News: Local hero donates 293 kidneys to local hospital.

[@Cinder_in]

is this a saw reference I feel like this is a saw reference

[@Zinervawyrm]

@@Cinder_in No, just the trope of waking up in an ice bath after your organs being stolen portrayed in media. But, dammit, now I'm just picturing Jigsaw being pro-workers rights. And all his victims being crappy managers and CEOs.

[@airymems]

3:20 It's funnier when you know it was God himself the one who amplified women's labor pain as punishment for eating the apple

[@ESPRESSO-COOKIE500]

Thanks,now I dislike god😊/j

[@raxusveritas]

Honestly bro kinda dick move imo

[@Romit12]

@@ESPRESSO-COOKIE500 Eve shouldn't have eaten the apple lmfao

[@Archiver_Studio]

@@Romit12 Or God could've fixed what happened smh

[@uberculex]

"God's brilliant design for childbirth"? HAS ANY CHRISTIAN ACTUALLY READ THE DAMN BIBLE?!

[@soukenmarufwt5224]

Apparently not. I read it before (even older versions) and I hate religion of any kind

[@raphaelchan7574]

Me, and I’m very sure God literally made Eve’s body feel pain every time she has children so I have no idea where she got that information from

[@firstnext5482]

Nah, they listen to the guy who said he's read it. He can't be wrong because he wouldn't lie about what's in the bible- he told me the bible says he can't, so he definitely doesn't! (saying this is why the church hated Martin Luther, among other reasons)

[@commonlyfoundreader]

@@raphaelchan7574Well yes, she lost the gift of living forever and living pain free because she took the forbidden fruit.

[@sandrosliske]

​@@firstnext5482 this! 100% this!

[@Mc_lovin_g]

I hate stupid people, which, explains my self hatred.

[@ThatOneMonkeKidWhoAnimatesABit]

XDDD Edit: fIrSt rEpLy!!1!!11 (JOKE)

[@NEW_OG_GAMER]

Hey, that's my thing!

[@MyNaymIsSnek1526]

Hey, sssomeone like me!

[@Sem-ThatOneFan]

Kamikaze

[@PersonCuber]

Eeeeyyyyyyyy

[@SylvieGrimalkin]

Geez. I’m extremely allergic to curry,chilli and pepper. So bad that I rarely eat in restaurants. One of my husbands friends invites us over for a bbq. My husband makes it extremely clear that I am allergic. We all sit down to eat and the meat smells and looks amazing. Took 2 bites of my steak when the “friend” says see you can’t taste it can you? I asked what? He said the pepper rub I put on it. My husband lost his nut and we left. I spent 5 hours on the bathroom floor in agony, one trip to the emergency room and 5 days with severely inflamed intestines and bowels. Please for the love of all you hold dear. DO NOT MESS WITH ANYONES FOOD PREFERENCES OR ALLERGIES!! If he hadn’t told me and I’d kept eating it would have caused emergency surgery or possible death.

[@Jade_1872]

This reminds me of my blood kin. None of them take allergies seriously unless you start to die five minutes after. Just end up in agony and swollen up for days throwing up? It’s fine you’re dramatic. So happy my new family understands even if they are sad I can’t eat something specific they love, they care more for my health over their egos.

[@kevinsundelin8639]

I never understood why people are so fucking nonchalant about these things. I have a friend who is severely allergic to multiple common food ingredients, she accidentally ingested it and had to go to the hospital because she went into anyphylactic shock and her boyfriend had the audacity to question her on it, implying it wasn't that bad when I was literally right next to her the entire time. Another good friend of mine is allergic to apples, tomatoes and bell pepper, only in fresh form but cooked and baked in food is okay and while those unfortunately are three of my favorite foods ever, like I can eat bell pepper and tomatoes raw as a snack cause I love it so much, why would I ever force my allergic friend to eat it? It would achieve nothing but an allergic reaction (Not sure how severe but I don't want to take any chances) and one less friendship. So fucking stupid.

[@RipliWitani]

I would have not invited you or said bring your own food. What he did was actually criminal. It's a felony to trick someone

[@tobiasbayer4866]

I hate the people that try to "test" your allergy. It seems like they believe that an allergy is synonymous with just not liking food. It isnt. This is especially prevalent with parents and their children where they just assume their child is bratty, doesnt want to eat smth and then lie about being allergic. This exact thing happened to my mother, she became extremely allergic to fish, not deathly allergic thankfully, more like spent the next hour under the water faucet allergic, and when she told her parents she didnt want to eat fish anymore because it makes her mouth hurt/swell, they just proceeded to secretly mix some of it into her food.... Absolutely disgusting. Please, just believe people when they tell you they cant eat smth, especially children and especially your own children.

[@SvenskaIdioterna]

I would've definitely reported it to the police and sued them for damages. At that point, it's attempted murder since they knew you were allergic, there are no excuses. I'd also never talk to them again.

[@Kage6415]

13:44 One of my favorite quotes from George Carlin comes from one of his prolife bits, "If you're pre-born, you're fine, but if you're preschool, you're f***ed!"

[@j.p.6932]

10:36 sadly, they were indicate that the woman does not climax when having sex with her husband or male partner. Thus they are done when he’s done.

[@ImAkiyama]

Those men are terrible partners, though, let's be real. Real men finish the job, even if they finish first.

[@j.p.6932]

@@ImAkiyama Right? Who just rolls over and says, “Ok, I’m done. G’night!”?

[@canary0981]

​@@j.p.6932A LOT of dudes.

[@j.p.6932]

@@canary0981 That is so sad. And very selfish.

[@Yosh-00]

That Halloween candy visually made me angry. That bucket was FULL TO THE BRIM

[@Outerscale]

Mark robers next invesion, a water gun that soaks you if you take more than one treat

[@SvenskaIdioterna]

Honestly, I'd report them to the cops. The rules of halloween and so on are clear, especially since people tend to write "take one" on the bucket. But even without that, they know that taking more is not ok. When they do this, it's robbery and theft can be reported, he has video proof and all.

[@tyem5465]

@@Outerscalehe already made something similar

[@Archiver_Studio]

Worse still? It was the adults doing.

[@Terra_Egg]

13:52 as a wise man (Emerson Brophy) once said, “they think kids only matter when they’re not born yet”

[@carrotman410]

As another wise man ( rucka rucka ali) once said "fighting for the life of a fetus only untill it individuates."

[@cftyftyufyfuyfty]

Who actually thinks that? Do you, like, have names of people irl..?

[@-Galaxy-2695]

@@cftyftyufyfuyfty thinks that kids only matter in the womb? I direct you to literally every orphanage ever, my private school is donating to a shit ton of kids who’s parents probably had this mindset, you’re choosing a rock to live under and it shows

[@-Galaxy-2695]

@@cftyftyufyfuyfty and if you want the names of people who think this, look no further than Taylor Lackford, 13:56 of this very video

[@tashkagc6585]

"Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers." - George Carlin. Also from GC: "They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked.”

[@DogMechanic]

"ice imported from antarctica" yeaaaah, you enjoy your penguin pee ice. I'll stick with ice from the freezer.

[@enderger5308]

Same vein as the earthworm toilet “mineral water”.

[@sarafontanini7051]

it actually works for the analogy as both are a likely expensive extravagance that SEEMS like a gesture of thought but really is jsut extravagance and a showing off of wealth and excess.

[@DogMechanic]

@@sarafontanini7051 Yep. It's just stupid commodity rich people stuff, which unfortunately often comes with the additional price tag of some kind of horrible suffering to make that commodity.

[@SaHaRaSquad]

I understand luxury stuff when it's actually better or special in some way, like a handmade watch. But buying inferior material with a higher cost for all parties involved only shows they have no taste and think wasting money is the whole point of luxury goods.

[@jeanmarc6517]

​@@SaHaRaSquad but..THAT IS the whole point of luxury. Always had been. The "handmade" or is only a recent addition. People used to rent pineapples just to show their wealth, I mean, it never changed.

[@dylandreisbach1986]

There’s a weird amount of people who love natural diamonds and think lab grown diamonds are fake. I have been seeing tons of ads on Reddit about how great natural diamonds are and totally worth it compared to lab diamonds. I swear they are realizing the next generation doesn’t care for an expensive rock and are pumping up the propaganda to try and get back the market.

[@SvenskaIdioterna]

Yeah, gold, silver, diamonds and so on, who cares. We have better things to spend money on nowadays, like vacations and technology. If we can get a pretty rock/metal necklace at a low price, then sure, maybe, but anything above 20-40 bucks is insane for an accessory that has no use other than bragging rights.

[@Godzillahistoryfan34]

Unfortunately that’s going be the least of our worries especially considering everything happening right now

[@andistansbury4366]

Are you telling me that absolutely no children died to make this diamond? How dare you!

[@theladysnausages]

those people taking all the candy for themselves makes me so unbelievably angry

[@groinBlaster31]

Trashy people doing trashy things

[@thissitesucks905]

literally had to skip past 😭😭😭

[@yuji5134]

I just makes me sad, really.

[@LuneWatcher]

It got me so sad and angry, seeing yhe kids do it too because they've learned it's normal arghhh I hate people

[@magicfish8213]

Bro just take a fat handful, at least then, you arent the whole problem

[@discordedace1232]

On the subject of the rock, there was an episode of Hannah Montana where they gave him a full makeover with makeup and everything. That was in 2007 and absolutely no one questioned his masculinity.

[@gerardwayseyelash]

Wait I don't remember that episode-I MUST KNOW

[@Archiver_Studio]

What. *Which episode*

[@omgtatercat]

The Rock letting his girls put makeup and wigs on him is one of my favorite things to see: big, burly dudes putting aside their masculinity to bond with their daughters by doing something girly with them, because spending time with them is more important to them than keeping up an image. That's how it should be! Honestly love to see it.

[@CentipedeM]

i agree! but they're not "putting aside" their masculinity, they're just being not insecure and enjoying life

[@MaticTheProto]

"putting aside their masculinity"... such a dumb sentence

[@someonewhomighthaveskin]

That is an ALPHA MALE moment

[@clintelkins9630]

*You cant compare a lab diamond to lab meat thats biological matter versus CARBON* DIAMONDS, BOTH NATURAL AND LAB GROWN ARE JUST CARBON, LITERALLY JUST CARBON

[@Keksemann666]

And they are sold by a literal mafia, they are basically worthless unless you put them in jewelry, then the price goes up by about 1000times. At least gold, silver and titanium are actually priced like they are worth.

[@Outerscale]

That, and you don't need to rip up environments to get lab grown diamonds

[@adrianblake8876]

The real problem with comparing it to lab-grown meat, is that we're not yet able to produce it in commercially viable quantities....

[@Keksemann666]

@@adrianblake8876 ok but thats something pretty easily fixable with scaling. Shure its a investment at first but everything is.

[@adrianblake8876]

@@Keksemann666 A video on MinuteFood has shown that would be a hell lot of scaling...

[@benzinkkk]

3:26 is just so good, cause it literally says in genesis, on the bible, that after the adam and eve sin, the women would have to suffer pain while giving birth, not in these exact words, but you get what i mean

[@voguishthrone5887]

“I will multiply your pain in childbearing tenfold” or something like that

[@moramorandobianchi7093]

I was literally about to say this!

[@Scarlett.Granger]

Which in itself is crazy for a merciful god lmao

[@dinojack5567]

@@Scarlett.Granger The Old Testament God is not merciful at all. The "merciful" part was from the New Testament God, i.e. Jesus. Speaking as an atheist here.

[@cewla3348]

@@dinojack5567 but god IS jesus~

[@shwahgamer]

The Rock bit is so wholesome. Also, there's a really funny story of him and his daughter. So he voiced Maui in Moana, and he was watching it with his youngest daughter after it came out. And she didn't know he was in it. So when Maui started singing his song "You're Welcome," he started singing along with the movie to show her it was his voice. His daughter then told him to be quiet because she wanted to hear the song.

[@rocoe9019]

I can't stand the rock but that really was wholesome and good on him for playing with his kids! Who ever complained about that photo of him is an unbelievable... (insert word YT will remove comment for)

[@trishapellis]

3:37 Genesis 3:16: To the woman He said, “I will make your pains in childbearing very severe; with painful labor you will give birth to children." 10:29 The reason why she says she's haunted by this is because the fact that this straight woman had to ask this question heavily implies she has never had an orgasm. 14:20 It's because the pro-life movement has nothing to do with children, or babies, or anything like that. What they care about is murder. It's like, if you're a jobless homeless alcoholic whatever, people in general will be unlikely to want anything to do with you, but the police will still (be expected to) investigate your murder and put the culprit in prison. Nobody cares about the well-being of those children. The only thing that matters in the pro-life movement is that, in pro-lifers' minds, murder is happening, and murder is bad and should be prevented. And the only reason why they argue about when exactly a fetus is to be legally recognized as a human being is because the law happens to frame murder in terms of human beings and they haven't been able to just ban abortion as is.

[@girl1213]

Many of these people think they have the same power of persuasion as those in the Middle Ages, unable to accept that the world changed a lot since then

[@Equ3strianGam3r]

I thought that there was something in the book of Genesis about childbirth and the pains of labor were punishment for eating the forbidden fruit.

[@basementdwellercosplay]

​@Equ3strianGam3r it does, I think the verse they gave is God saying the punishment for eating the forbidden fruit

[@Alverant]

"What they care about is murder." Not true. If it was, you'd see them protesting against guns, capital punishment, police violence, polluting companies, persecution of LGBTQ+ people, etc. Instead they seem to be for those things. What they care about is control.

[@trishapellis]

@@basementdwellercosplay That is exactly what it is, yes.

[@Doofindork]

Isn't white plastic like... just the basic color and it's lighter and/or easier to make? Kind of how most airplanes are painted white most of the time because it's the "lightest" color, adding a bunch of pigments to it actually increasing the weight in such large scales? So making white robots is basically just a cost cutting measure.

[@ARandomOSDever]

i think it depends on the type of plastic

[@onijester56]

I can't say for robot parts... but I work in a food-container factory and like 90% of our molded product (sour cream and Cool Whip and yogurt containers/lids) are white because: 1. It's the cheapest colorant 2. We need a colorant of some kind to help block light that would allow bacteria and mold to grow 3. It's easiest to print the designs onto. When I worked in a shampoo factory, similar logic was why we bought "Titanium Oxide and Mica" at a number of 'mulch-sized' bags that required a pallet... but the total amount of, say, FD&C Yellow dye on-hand could fit in the cup I'm currently sipping juice out of. ---- And in the factory, they drain out all the previous colorant before adding the next colorant... so it's not adding any substantial weight. BUT it does still add to the price, and not by a small amount.

[@FakeRDSamurai]

White reflects most light. A white surface absorbs the least light which converts into heat. An airplane flying relatively high in the sky should be white to stay cool. This could be the case for robots too?

[@Anonymousrando-uz9sn]

I just assumed it was because any fluid or damage is easier to spot on white.

[@DeadGirlsPoem]

I guess the 'basic' color would be transparent or something that lookes like washed out glass. White may be the cheapest coloring option though.

[@MiaTheSpinoQueen]

9:41 No costumes, just taking it all as fast as they can like a pack of piranhas. Jus big and greedy

[@LSP2387]

Disgusting behavior, how are they not embarrassed? How are they not humiliated? I'm assuming they also thought they could turn this into a defamation lawsuit.

[@rhael42]

"Wait, pro lifers never cared about children?" They never have, Robin. Never have.

[@seanbrown1768]

18:54 I think this is one of the most masculine traits one can have - allowing their masculine image to be broken for those they love, because it's not the muscle and might and lack of girliness that makes the man, it's both being comfortable in your body, and could be being vulnerable to their loved ones

[@lorenzocassaro3054]

3:35 There is actually something like that, but AFTER the labor. Women's bodies synthetize a hormone that helps them literally forget the labor pain. It's the reason they manage to go through it even multiple times.

[@gerardwayseyelash]

Yeah I've heard afterward all the pain is gone. But I've also heard before and during it's the most painful thing ever.

[@lorenzocassaro3054]

@@gerardwayseyelash Yes it is, which is why that hormone exists

[@Kaneanite]

People are questioning The Rock's masculinity because of a little dress up with his daughters? I guess they've never watched The Tooth Fairy staring Dwayne Johnson.

[@Kingklownmemes]

Lmfao

[@cottoncandy0622]

I absolutely love that movie

[@Kingklownmemes]

Its just as all people say, tough guys wear pink

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

Or game plan

[@eyeseer1]

Anyone who tries to question Dwayne Johnson’s masculinity wouldn’t get in a fight with him after his 25 years of wrestling and stunt work.

[@lorenzoditrolio6680]

Kid: gets a tattoo with a pal for a good little reminder Parents: Is tHiS A siGn Of SatAn!!!

[@thespudlord686]

All I could think of it was lesbians

[@xx_kittenkulture_xx1530]

​@@thespudlord686me too ngl

[@michaelmann7816]

​@@xx_kittenkulture_xx1530 Neither of you are alone on this one. My first thought was "well, she's definitely crafty..."

[@freeeeeeeez]

whos gonna tell em

[@fisheyenomiko]

@@thespudlord686 Yeah, I was like, "No, no, her friend and her just like scissoring--I mean crafting!"

[@markusmura9953]

3:52 I'm a christian and I am in DISBELIEF as to how this person doesnt know the CRUSADES that happened a couple hundred years ago

[@patbracken]

Or, you know... the old testament. The one where God tells his chosen people to slaughter the native population of Canaan so they can take it for themselves.

[@EldyPlaysMinecraft]

They were more than a couple hundred years ago lol.

[@markusmura9953]

@@EldyPlaysMinecraft I mean 2-400s is still a Couple if we stretch the definition a bit :)

[@Fish-bt4c]

@@markusmura9953 1271 is not 200-400 years ago, thats when the final significant crusade took place

[@fisheyenomiko]

@@Fish-bt4c "The last execution of the Inquisition was in Spain in 1826." Yeah, the Crusades may have ended many centuries ago, but it's not as if that was the last time Christianity was used to justify horrible things, up to and including murder.

[@0wls]

10:25 even as a dude i feel so bad for the lack of pleasure in this woman's marriage

[@battlesheep2552]

Imagine getting the Bukkake talk. "You see, when a bunch of men love a woman..."

[@Sclasspsycho]

I'm sure she confused it with "bull hockey".

[@aquilyxus]

i used to think bukkake was some sort of vegetable

[@fisheyenomiko]

@@aquilyxus Oh, like an eggplant? (-;

[@rosesandmilk]

I can guarantee those men don’t love the woman lol.

[@article10]

"When a bunch of men love a woman very much, they sense a romantic feeling which makes them squirt out 'love juice' from their belly. The woman will drink the 'love juice' from her mouth till it reaches her stomach, in which a baby will form from the juice. And that's how you're born"

[@Johnnysonboykidguymale]

The 'alpha male boot camp' just sounds like a secret masochist club

[@Anonymousrando-uz9sn]

I want to intentionally get a tattoo in a language i don't know, but make it nonsense so if someone says "you know what your tattoo means, right" i can just say whatever nonsense it is and leave them flabbergasted.

[@hayasheeeesh]

ウーパールーパー/uupaaruupaa is Japanese for axolotl, and where the Pokemon Wooper gets its name from. The reason for this is because アホロトル/aholotoru means "dumbass old geezer", so they couldn't use that.

[@vibaj16]

@@hayasheeeesh clicked "Translate to English" on your comment, Google thinks both mean Axolotl

[@hayasheeeesh]

@@vibaj16 jisho is a more trustworthy source than Google translate

[@mandelbrotreal]

h... here's my k.. kidney boss... "You're fired. Thanks for the kidney though."

[@brainard8211]

3:39 what Bible is she reading 😭 Genesis 3 16 literally says "I will greatly multiply your pain in childbearing; in pain you shall bring forth children"

[@filanfyretracker]

These people have probably never opened a Bible. I have even seen some stories that in some parts of the south there are churches where pastors are being told by their worshippers that the readings of Jesus are weak and leftist.

[@SaHaRaSquad]

They aren't reading any books ever and only know the stuff a pastor is telling them.

[@Scarlett.Granger]

Well imho the "Foreign pervert" tattoo was not a good example because that seems like a very accurate translation of "lover of Asian beauty" lol I see nothing wrong there lol

[@MichaelOKC]

20:52 I may be totally off base, but the interlocking scissors may also be their quiet way of announcing that they are lesbian girlfriends.

[@DrJose2014]

i could sense sarcasm in Robin's voice so when he said best friends so you might be right

[@hayasheeeesh]

Yeah that's definitely what it is

[@Xx_D4RK_K1N_xX]

I think it’s satire tbh

[@Sinkozai]

Holy shit shut up. They’re best friends who share a favourite job. What the fuck is wrong with you people? This isn’t twitter.

[@ursidae97]

The guy who played homeless called it quits and FULLY ADMITTED HIS MISTAKE so I say good for him all the way, I wish we ALL could call it quits on suffering alone.

[@Lunar994]

Not so Fun Fact: A woman on twitter did believe the world was gonna end due to the eclipse, so she unalived her husband and one of her daughters (the oldest one survived) before ending herself.

[@skelepunner745sans5]

Dear God

[@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789]

I thought it was- well, it can't be the youngest because... because one of the children who died was a baby.... man I really, really hope that surviving kid gets real, affordable therapy-

[@minestar2247]

3:25 meanwhile, the bibble: you will birth in pain!

[@tech34756]

I consider it ironic that my mum interrupted my dad teaching me basic carpentry skills to make me go to church one Good Friday.

[@airacummins5076]

Well you can pick up what you were learning on Easter!

[@TimpBizkit]

Well Jesus was a carpenter. Probably still is in Heaven.

[@AIHumanEquality]

My mother had a similar thing happen on Halloween. We had a sign out that said please take *one* and a camera up that wasn't even hidden and people would still take multiple and they weren't individual candy pieces they were loaded bags.

[@Solkard]

Were they people from your neighborhood?

[@SvenskaIdioterna]

If you have video proof, can't you report it to the police? I think people don't understand that it's robbery, stealing, plain theft. They go onto your property, ignore the sign and well-known rules of the holiday (including it not being for adults) and proceed to rob your property. You allowed them ONE, anything beyond that is illegal to take and certainly no better than running off with their lawn chairs.

[@StrayVagabond]

@3:30 wait... Isn't it Christian lore that God specifically made childbirth extra painful as a punishment?

[@voguishthrone5887]

Yeah God basically says “I will multiply your pain in childbearing”

[@onijester56]

The first rule to being a Christian is to never read the Bible. And if you do read the Bible, don't pay attention to what it says.

[@leolen8029]

Christian lore! I am definitely gonna be using that!

[@uberculex]

YES!! It drives me insane that someone thinks they know God's plan without having read freaking Genesis.

[@Scarlett.Granger]

Feels crazy for someone who claims to be a merciful god, but there's some crazy stuff in the bible so ....

[@PloverTechOfficial]

14:25 hence, what they believe in is making the carrying parent suffer. They don’t actually believe in anyone’s wellbeing, just their power.

[@hu7380]

9:20 This is exactly why I've grown to loathe Halloween in the people. I absolutely ADORE the holiday, it's my favorite time of year but when you have these people who feel the need to ruin it for everyone but themselves, you just can't help but look forward to just staying home.

[@SugaMot]

3:18 The Bible literally says that the pain of childbirth was punishment for eve eating the fruit...

[@InternetBINNY]

20:30 the thing about this post and feeding something to someone without their permission, vegan or not, if you do that to me, I don’t care who you are but I’ll immediately drop you. My relationship with food is bad, I’m a picky eater, and if someone EVER does that to me, then bye. Fuck them.

[@I-Hate-Everybody-But-You]

yeah, same here. ive never really been a fan of ANY burgers so I definitely wouldn’t care too much in that case, but if you put one of my “picky” foods in something and dont tell me, im throwing hands

[@chirondurham]

3:25 one of the things in their bible is literally that women will go through agony in childbirth.

[@knoxknoxitsme]

lol was going to write this. First book, he tells eve that her punishment for eating the fruit of good and evil is that she will have pain in childbirth

[@josemengelez6947]

omg she confused "fakakta" with "bukakke". i'm dying.

[@gr_pefxnta]

what does it mean?

[@battlesheep2552]

​@@gr_pefxntait's when a bunch of men love a woman very much so they stand around the woman and shoot their love goo onto her.

[@iclynnx]

​@@gr_pefxnta Bukkake means something about multiple men "splashing" onto one person at the same time.

[@gr_pefxnta]

@@iclynnx oh..! thanks 😭

[@iclynnx]

@@gr_pefxnta It can also be a type of Japenese noodle dish, so maybe you can think of that instead. "Bukkake" literally translates to "splashing" or something, so maybe there's something splashed on the noodle dish.

[@AIHumanEquality]

Iron Will impression? Robin must have watched MLP recently lol. That's amazing.

[@DulcetNuance]

I was so happy hearing that lol

[@realClarence112]

well I mean... for years and years the internet only knew robin as a white and green horse

[@beanman9936]

Iron Will Like the King K Rool?

[@GentaroYumeno]

Oh my god you're everywhere

[@Cera_01]

It would be amazing if the series disappeared overnight and all backup copies got corrupted

[@BoredArtoast]

2:04 a kid in my area died in a motorbike accident (or something similar to that) because he didn’t wear a helmet. We dedicated a school day to “Green for Grant.” Wear helmets.

[@ImJustSpaceMan]

You know its going to be fun when robin does r/facepalm

[@jaso100]

Finally a fellow demon cat DEMON CATS ASSEMBLE

[@Chiffawndue]

Robin doing Iron Will was everything Also the pregnant woman had the right spirit. Just wrong idea. After birth, the hormones essentially mask the pain you felt so you’ll do it again. So it’s not painless obviously, but it essentially makes you “forget” because of said hormones. Forget in quotes because you don’t. And everyone is different ofc.

[@salmi2luccio]

9:53 in my old apartment ,(and generally in my area here in Italy) we don't leave the bucket outside, you ring and someone comes out and greets you with candy. In my "new" home(it's in the same town like 600 m from the old one) has an unlit small road to get to it, and woods right next to it, so almost no one comes

[@1FatLittleMonkey]

_"has an unlit small road to get to it, and woods right next to it, so almost no one comes"_ Which is a shame, coz they are gettin' the full experience.

[@hayasheeeesh]

That's generally how it's done in America too, but some houses will leave the bucket out because it makes it easier for them, they don't want to greet the trick or treaters, or some other reason. It's also a generally known faux pas to empty an unattended bucket that was clearly full, likely because it's still early in the night.

[@Xx_D4RK_K1N_xX]

@@hayasheeeeshoften a reason why they leave it out is because they themselves are tricker treating with their children.

[@tylerbartlett28]

19:05 coconut head's all grown up now

[@alrecks619]

14:02 "54 people that clearly agree with it" not necessarily, the laugh reacts to statetements can mean that some parts of them actually disagree lmao.

[@tzarg]

Yeah, I've never used facebook so I'm assuming 54 is all the reactions added up and I think laughing is the most reacted one

[@michaelmann7816]

​@@tzarg Neither have I, but I think you're right. As to what that means, all I can really say is that people laugh at visionaries, comedians and clowns equally...

[@hayasheeeesh]

​@@tzarg correct, they're placed in order of most to least reacted, so a majority of the people who reacted are laughing. And likely AT her.

[@subject-0]

3:50 Crusades:imma end his whole curear

[@anipe10real]

Pretty much anything Spain/Portugal did from the years 1300 to 1800 can fall under this

[@Godzillahistoryfan34]

@@anipe10realor European colonization in general

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

I had surgery yesterday and it went really well

[@clintelkins9630]

Excellent 👍

[@hayasheeeesh]

Congrats! All the best with recovery.

[@staeriix]

nice, hope you recovered well!

[@TheLostwaveFurry]

2:26 what horrible thing does it mean for someone to have a panic attack upon googling it

[@animalloverkaileigh]

From what I Googled, it means *This info would probably be considered 18+, so little warning, and also I'm making you have to hit the button that asks you to read more, so for others it's not immediately shown* Multiple people hitting the X button to put "white stuff" over a woman all at once or right after one another (Going off of the pic I saw because I don't like reading much😔, so info may be a *little inaccurate*. ALSO it is not game stuff, just making it a little more family friendly😅)

[@TheLostwaveFurry]

@@animalloverkaileigh What does "hitting the x button" mean? Does it mean touching the hole?

[@H3artTart]

14:29 They just can't accept the fact that women have the freedom to not have a baby, so taking those rights away from them makes them feel better

[@chernobyl169]

9:16 Welcome to the reason my light is off on the 31st of October

[@DulcetNuance]

Damn bro starts the video with an MLP reference. Respect.

[@DJDAMOND-ip2zm]

I knew a friend who used to do the "please take one" bowl thing for Halloween. Most of the kids didn't listen so she ran out pretty quickly. Next year, she dressed up and stood behind the bowl, pretending to be fake. She screamed at any kid who would try to take more than one, and it's been pretty affective so far

[@3v1lp1ngv1n]

those girls are indeed pretty crafty

[@dragosrandomstuff9261]

3:21 the funniest thing about this is that, in Genesis, God purposefully made childbirth painful to punish Eve for eating the fruit So girlie’s out there like “God’s wonderful design will make labor painless!! 😊” when he made you hurt in the first place.

[@blast_processing6577]

" military grade _inspired_ " 😂

[@CreatorOfThings]

17:45 “Lover of Asian Beauty” is already weird enough. People would automatically find it creepy if they see that written on someone.

[@superbluhedgehog1]

With regard to Jenner's blasting of the "Trans Visibility Day": That day has been the same day for years. It was instituted in 2009, and it just so happened to coincide this year (2024) with Easter Sunday. it's like they have no idea how international holidays work. What about back in 2018, when Easter happened to fall on APRIL FOOLS DAY!!! Hell, it'll be on April Fools day in 5 years (2029)! Truly a r/facepalm.

[@addison1024]

Pretty sure it'll be on 4/20 next year

[@sanders_billy]

10:11 isn't this the same woman who thought that it was gay to see men crying at their own weddings

[@funbricks1]

Jesus didn't come back during the eclipse because if you remember the bible says "The rapture will come when humanity least expects it" and every other day I remember to say "I expect the rapture" so Jesus can't come down yet (i'm not done watching titanic)

[@irrelevant5393]

REAL LMFAO!!!

[@funbricks1]

@@irrelevant5393 i have now changed my mind, please get us off earth jesus

[@dmoreoboe]

0:33 Actual boot camp pays YOU to be there

[@MisatoBestWoman]

Videos like these.. it’s all just so exhausting, the never ending insanity and low IQ stuff Robin narrating helps make them enjoyable.

[@BRACE_The_Ace]

19:25 What's worse, is that she has an emoji for reference in her username

[@reptile1840]

Yeah I’m like 90% sure the woman can sue her former boss for wrongful termination

[@LamarjorieQueen]

“Gods design is supposed to help with childbirth” bro it LITERALLY SAID THAT ITS AS BAD AS IT COULD GET. I feel like it’s kinda dumb to say that “the Bible says this and I believe it” to something the Bible DOESNT even say, and with science, it’s still one of THE most painful experiences ANYONE could go through physically. I feel like we should educate everyone a little better so that people can at LEAST quote their own religion properly, or understand that that just…isn’t how that works. Also, with the diamond, it’s the same material. Hard to get, shiny, really friggen strong. Why is anyone even arguing this?!

[@TheSoulEcstatic]

That last one fucking killed me, absolute gold r/SapphoAndHerFriend material

[@trollhimforever]

19:11 homie costs 5 elixir

[@kritikalmatix]

trollhimforever

[@johanrojassoderman5590]

Damn, if that last tattoo doesn't scream "I'm lesbian", I don't know what does 😂

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

1:13 Maybe they just poorly explained why looking at the eclipse may cause eye damage?

[@thespudlord686]

It's Q He's a trolling piece of shit While it is good advice to not stare at an eclipse he was alluding to something much more sinister

[@maxwell6881]

Looking at the sun without an eclipse causes eye damage as well. The eclipse is short, and the times before and after the eclipse will still cause eye damage.

[@killerharmony]

oh my god my favorite subreddit, thanks emkay i love cringing so hard that my eyes fall out of their sockets ❤

[@IkeFanBoy64]

2:16 To be fair, that is a good alternative for that circumstance

[@venessafugi6768]

The candy hoarders make my blood boil unreasonably high

[@Potato_operatedrobot]

The amount of elon musk is ridiculous lmao

[@mjjoe76]

_Any_ amount of him is ridiculous

[@joeywomer]

I looooove managers that are hypocritical and think they don’t want to follow their own rules, but the moment you tell them something in that same contract they wrote up, they get upset and throw a tantrum like a baby.

[@mr_flor]

7:20 that's why in Russian they are appropriately called "artificial diamonds" and not fake

[@Jellydoughnuthole]

3:54 NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

[@LuchinoBruttomesso]

19:31 did i miss something? What’s an upside down US flag supposed to represent?

[@FakeRDSamurai]

Right? wth does that mean?

[@xx_kittenkulture_xx1530]

I think it's supposed to signify that 'America is an upside down counrty' or whatever the hell she's up to now

[@chernobyl169]

The upside-down US flag is supposed to be flown to indicate conditions of extreme distress. It has recently been co-opted by the lunatic right in a twisted message of hate.

[@clintelkins9630]

It's meant to be a sign of distress, like for example a school was taken hostage and they sent some kids out to raise the flags to not raise suspension. The kids put the American flag upside down and was able to signal for help It's really important if you work at a public building to not raise it upside down or a squad if SWAT might pull up. I actually put the flag up probably hundreds of times in high school and I'm very glad I managed to never make that mistake.

[@clintelkins9630]

I answered this before I got to that part. The fact that she puts a sign of terrorism as "I'm unhappy with something probably stupid" is infuriates

[@Greatduck777]

3:46 there’s a group that used to go around with a k and there were actually 3 k’s and they did exactly just this

[@j.p.6932]

9:23 This is sickening. Especially given those shoveling the candy into their bags are adults. This attitude is why Trump has supporters.

[@catfacecat.]

Do you mean Biden?

[@Fish-bt4c]

why did you make this political you had basically zero reason to bring trump up

[@j.p.6932]

@@catfacecat. No, Biden supporters actually care about helping other people

[@j.p.6932]

@@Fish-bt4c They’re displaying the same selfish “me first. I’m the only one who matters” mentality that he embodies and promotes

[@SilverNine89]

@@j.p.6932 Do you mean Trump?

Maybe those best friends one day even become roommates.

[@samv9044]

18:38 wasn’t there an episode of ‘Hannah Montana’ where the main characters put makeup on the Rock and a wig?

[@infin8ee]

The last one was hilarious. You missed the # it's not the devil messing with her "little girl" 😂

[@ORIGINOFSTARS]

people really can't remember the separation of church and state can they

[@Damy-t4v]

3:34 In fact, God made childbirth so painful as a punishment for Eve trusting the snake.