r/Me_irl | memes for 2am only

[@sourpatchkiiddoo1582]

12:15 OKAY I ACTUALLY LOOKED UP THE ARTICLE AND ITS SO FUCKING COOL AND HEARTWARMING- The bride, Becky, lost her 19 year old son Triston. 2 years later, she was getting married to the man or her dreams, Kelly. They left an empty seat for Triston’s memory, but Becky didn’t know that Kelly had planned a surprise for her. When Triston passed away, Becky allowed his organs to be donated. The person who showed up was the 21 year old man, Jacob, who had received Triston’s heart, showed up. Becky knew immediately who he was, and began crying as she hugged and danced with him. She listened to her son’s heart beating in Jacob’s chest, and couldn’t contain her excitement. Triston’s organs saved 5 lives, and she was able to have a part of her son with her on the day she got married to the love of her life. THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE BEST ARTICLES IVE READ IN SO LONG I WANNA CRYYYY

[@imthecatking]

Damn.... That's amazing :o

[@max-isnt-real]

"the fact that you're alive right now proves that you're incredibly strong" that could not be more true with my situation. i almost ended it all last night. i'm glad to be here right now

[@max-isnt-real]

@CornCob the fact that someone still truly seems to care about a comment i made three months ago restores my faith in humanity. it's been three whole months since i made that comment and.. someone really still cares. that's amazing

[@littlemau1360]

Hope you're doing better friend

[@O-B-ZZSCENE]

I hope you're feeling and doing better :)

[@max-isnt-real]

To everyone who is wishing that I am feeling better: I am. Thank you for caring enough about a random stranger on the internet. May good luck and fortune be awaiting you someday

[@undead_6662]

@CornCob I agree get your freedom man will see you on the other side after a couple of decades

[@political_pickle420]

I love it whenever Robin goes off on a rant, I mean Christ, he sounds like a logical Alex Jones

[@ronn6771]

69 likes, a truly mesmerizing scene...

[@zan821]

This is kind of off topic but in the title it says memes for 2am only and its 2am right now so I guess i’m following rules.

[@batsardcat3285]

I'm just tired of feeling bad for him

[@7dumbchris]

r/BrandNewSentence

[@johnmills585]

He really doesn't, don't care about the sh*tstorm this is going to cause in the replies but hey, I'm not a sensitive b#tch like Robin.

[@godcomplex1929]

Quick Shark facts: If you are being eaten by a Shark, the Shark is probably hungry.

[@FluffyDragonDrawing]

Quick Shark Fact: If a shark bites you, it's just because it's curious about you.

[@exuviac]

Quick Shark Fact: If A Shark Is Moving Toward You, Its Alive

[@ingamereaper9115]

Quick Ocean fact: If you taste water and it’s salty, it’s salt water

[@imtrying_doseart]

Facts

[@adventure-_-time7425]

Really?!?!

[@philip8498]

if you taste water and it doesnt taste salty, its salt-free salt water

[@italianseacreature6985]

And I took that personally

[@imtrying_doseart]

@@italianseacreature6985 How long have you been waiting for this moment

[@cllncl]

How to fix the "We're a family" thing: "We're a family, and you're the middle child."

[@HalcyonSpirit141]

"We're a family, and you're the m̶i̶d̶d̶l̶e̶ child."

[@slimebind]

"Dude 30 GB? Most people can do that in like 20 min" meanwhile me waiting a full 7 hours to download a 1 GB game

[@blue-raptor4017]

Cries in Telus wifi I get on average 8mb

[@hisuigayarudo1983]

@@blue-raptor4017 Cries at Philippines .I fucking just only get 1mb and max is 1.5mb and it is only 1 per 3 days an usually ends a fucking 1hour

[@noahganesan6264]

It took me a month to download warzone were paying for 4mbsp but today I got 100kbps for the whole day

[@SKITSHD2020]

Story of an Australian

[@kiwi5534]

Man Im so grateful I have good internet, a 1 gb download usually takes 2 minutes for me

[@Horrorbubbl]

robin: you germans are scary me: - german screeching and running on all fours -

[@Nightmare003]

Same

[@donegalfinnexplor3519]

Fun-fact: the guy who played Omni-Man played the lion mayor in zootropilisissisi

[@donegalfinnexplor3519]

i think

[@biscitsgravy]

He also voiced Santa Claus and a giant baby pig

[@vergil985]

Think, sheep think, I wasn't at fault

[@bluebolt3307]

He was also an owner of a newspaper agency who hunted after a man with spider powers after a freak experiment

[@Nightfire613]

He also hates lemons and will burn life's house down with the lemons

[@Thetravelingmonke]

Fun fact: sponsors aren’t bad (unless it’s promoting a scam) since they help pay the persons rent, bills, food, etc

[@sk310ton_]

Skip them anyways

[@chillforest27]

I feel that MEirl is just depression jokes but I STILL LOVE IT

[@chillforest27]

@hey bro what

[@cadenceolivia6304]

@@chillforest27 ignore and report

[@MIRAGErr_]

R/depressingmemes

[@SkyRaider-31]

Got a feeling somethings gunna happen here

[@chillforest27]

@@SkyRaider-31 Yeah but nothing has happened

[@moriohsfreshest]

"Most people can download 30GB in 20 mins" Meanwhile me: waiting for a 16GB game for 5 days now

[@gamingwithevie8303]

Emkay: "don't be scared, the night shift is not that bad Me: **gets flashbacks of me playing fnaf 1**

[@getreadytobeagenius7441]

me : Get's flashbacks of that one time i almost died from a ballora jumpscare in Fnaf 5 lol

[@springtrap8434]

@Nightmarionne hey nightmarionne it's me springtrap !!! do you know where is the nightguard ? I've hacked into his monitor. i am looking for him :V

[@getreadytobeagenius7441]

@@springtrap8434 Omg it's Springtrap !!! I have been trying to beat Fnaf 3 can you not kill me at 5 am ? :O

[@A13X-M53R]

*Flashbacks to the night shift while doing dishes* yeah, we would kill someone to make an example of one another

[@MonsieurLizard]

The night guard is dead...I stuffed him in golden Freddy:)

[@littlegoat713]

"No ones immune from GAY dude." True. All it takes is to watch any movie with Ryan Reynolds in it.

[@ernestsanchez6712]

I'm happy that theres a new video but im worried about my non existent sleeping schedule

[@imtrying_doseart]

Same here bud. I made wof in gacha club…. At 3 am

[@imtrying_doseart]

@Weeb Zo XD

[@puretestoster1]

@@imtrying_doseart do ppl still use gacha? its 5 am for me lol

[@imtrying_doseart]

@@puretestoster1 Ye

[@Oa515]

This comment fits the video

[@justluna8729]

0:32 Good boy. He’s cheering for every team. g i v e d o g .

[@safepancake7551]

Nobody: the captions on this video Spider-Man tar mun speed ahead for Non commercial Mashable

[@Lightzie]

Timestamp?

[@mryeetmyparakeet4004]

@@Lightzie 0:30

[@safepancake7551]

@@Lightzie 0:34 for some reason KZbin decided to translate it into Vietnamese and then back into English

[@ThisIsOnlyKurr]

@@safepancake7551 lol

[@benedict0902]

Mine was Spider-man Tae Min

[@Infodumptruck]

Robin makes me both concerned for him and feel like we have a lot in common.

[@mising0px]

It’s not everyday that Emkay uploads twice (or atleast from my perspective they did)

[@chrisb.3353]

Nope your right. It is now a Special Day, that shall now be known as "The Day Emkay Uploaded 2 Videos"

[@echostudiosyt]

2:27 that made me smile. That just made me entire day thank you robin

[@gamtri6965]

His Dad: “I TOLD YOU NOT CHANGE THE CHANNEL, YOU HAD TO FOLLOW ONE RULE AND YOU BROKE IT!” Edit: we did it guys we reached 637 likes more than a quarter of 1000 likes

[@childvr5373]

regular show type ghost stuff

[@childvr5373]

@I'm The Stupidest and Most Dumbest Person Here Butexactly

[@bukitcengkeh1]

@I'm The Stupidest and Most Dumbest Person Here But it is

[@RockyRocks18]

Son be like: And you are not suppose to come back from getting the milk, you had to follow one rule and you broke it.

[@TordBot69]

@@RockyRocks18 lol

[@biancanightshade1609]

It's not 2AM, and I'm watching this

[@cheeseyvr7902]

Video idea: a collab video with all the narrators

[@sarcasticrayofsunshine75]

WAIT OMG YES

[@Pebbles.3]

Just image all of their beginning catchphrases said all at the same time

[@isimsoyisim460]

@I complete your dream to be reported

[@adrianaesquen7556]

FACTS

[@lorenahorncastle6271]

You. Are. A. Genius.

[@Seastorm_music]

4:12 why must you hurt me this way... 30GB downloads take me an entire day

[@Sleepless.Nights]

6:52 Not Japanese, but I am a weeb. And I can confirm that they do in fact say that a lot in Japan, just not in the dub version

[@worldwideweeb3974]

Agreed

[@Sleepless.Nights]

@Oh yeah yeah bad unknown youtuber lmao, cringe Go back to stanning maximilianmus

[@mhh9226]

What that show name

[@Sleepless.Nights]

@@mhh9226 if you're referring to the show shown at the timestamp it's called Totally Spies

[@mhh9226]

I was not expectimg totally spies but sure

[@munsic2504]

i trip in my dreams it's terrifying

[@Illinaut552]

Him:*talks about 30 GB being a quick download* Me: you underestimate the power of living in southern Georgia in the middle of a bunch of trees. I take like 4 hours for 30 GB and it hurts everytime

[@alperakyuz9702]

Laughts in turkey where downloading 2 gigs takes 1 hour

[@RandomRetallingsofRiggins]

30gb is a day wait download

[@TheFelixverse]

Just downloading 10 GB takes me 2-3 weeks... I don't want to imagine 30 GB.

[@gamr6354]

@@TheFelixverse holy shit dude, I thought my WiFi was bad

[@erikbyrne6368]

Laughs in Australian internet

[@andistansbury4366]

1:05 So i did not know Perth was a city when i first saw this meme and assumed it was just some sort of hell dimention.

[@stephanginther9051]

My father has a name that American's thought was a girls name in the 60's. Its a German boys name but sounds like a girls name in English. He hated his name and complained loudly and long until he met a certain young man in high school. Then, in his own words he stopped whining because things can always be worse. This classmate of his had the unfortunate last name 'Balls'. Take a while guess at what his parents gave him for a first name, *HINT* they were a$% holes. Harry, and it wasn't sort for anything, and no middle name either. His legal full name was Harry Balls.

[@commentbot9510]

What is your father’s name?

[@BanermanArthropide]

I thought his name was going to be Richard

[@stephanginther9051]

@@BanermanArthropide 'Richard Balls' would be pretty bad but...well his parents weren't that kind.

[@stephanginther9051]

@@commentbot9510 Jody, Jody comes from a 16th century translation of the Bible into German and the English equivalent is Joseph. After WW1, Germans flooded America to escape...well Europe, including my family. My great grandfather was German, but born and raised in Russia, and my g.grandmother was a Jew. He thought getting out of dodge was a good idea. ANYway, Jody became a popular girls name for a while because of American's hearing the name and copying it. Not realizing its a boys name.

[@commentbot9510]

@@stephanginther9051 that’s a funny story. I guess it’s become unisex now.

[@alaswoeisme]

Wow. I always wondered why I relate to Robin so much. Turns out it's ADHD and ASD. Kinda sad when you continuously realize your "personality traits" are actually symptoms.

[@TheRealAmadeusMozart]

I haven't even gotten any sort of diagnosis, but a friend of mine said that my hyperfixation could potentially be because I have autism. ..and as I relate to this video a lot as well, I'm not sure what to think lmao 💀

[@PartytimeYOLO]

4:17 'me downloading a 60GB game on my phones hotspot at 128KB/s' internet is a privilege, we all work with what we have.

[@PartytimeYOLO]

if anyone is interested in the math, over 5 and a half days if it stays at a stable 128KB/s

[@face_yes]

Yup that's literally me

[@brandongovreau9218]

The business of the world that are run by old people are pretty infinitely cringe

[@biggiecheese7011]

As someone who speaks Japanese; I can confirm they do in fact speak Japanese in Japan.

[@funkyfish7153]

When you feel like falling in bed it's actually your brain that sends quite a bit of adrenaline in your body because it doesn't know if you're dying or falling asleep. the problem is, that you would be happy either way.

[@garlicbreadstick404]

@Savannah Simpson it makes me feel im sleeping in a car aka the most best feeling ever

[@altounedited3]

Littlefinger, Joffrey and Ramsey got some sweet justice

[@Billy-bc8ru]

The first meme was supposed to be Me: closes the Chanel because no one is watching My dad: comes back from getting milk and shouts at me Sadly that won’t happen

[@imtrying_doseart]

F

[@Azekial871]

Have you ever tried it

[@Tann1ng]

HA! urs went to get milk? mine ROBBED THE F******** MILK STORE!

[@andistansbury4366]

6:05 Disney: And then Ariel and the prince lived happily ever after! The Original: Yea lol every time she walks she feels like she's steping on knives.

[@toad.8556]

"other than asking politely" got me

[@stoirmdraodih6810]

Fun fact that falling in your sleep jerking thing is actually your brain reminding you to breathe as sometimes when relaxed and on the edge of sleep you stop breathing so that falling makes you breathe again.

[@lazy_eli]

i want airbud to explain how i died during my funeral.

[@AUBREY-ml4ex]

6:09 Me who's German and has never been called scary in my life: Oh, wowie

[@lovefool_666]

Pov: You got two notifications from EmKay and can't choose witch video you want to watch

[@8slash]

this happens way to often lmaoo

[@chrisb.3353]

I actually couldn't decide so I'm watching them both. Might get confusing but if you can't decide, choose both

[@Tommie674]

@@8slash another mcyt fan on a non-mcyt channel..... *Impossible* ...anyway hello fellow mcyt fan :)

[@8slash]

@omega sans y e s hello :3

[@Tommie674]

@@8slash I'm late to answering this but *h I*

[@justseffstuff3308]

2 AM just hit when I saw this on my recommended, perfect timing

[@thestarwarssimp4838]

Seeing the notification for a New emkay video always is the best feeling👌

[@NatFloofer]

I feel bad for the person who played the worst, most evil person in Harry Potter, Ms. Umbridge.

[@nosynoivern5944]

„It‘s Robin, the tall handsome one, that never fails to make you smile“ there, fixed your intro for you

[@Salicat99]

Agreed!

[@albanusburr4041]

Why must this feel so painfully relatable?

[@cadenceolivia6304]

for the last one, never badmouth Steven suptic, his music is anything but mediocre. (also conan Gray and Wilbur soot are youtubers -turned-musicians who are awesome)

[@Pheatan]

Conan gray was a YTer? Only ever heard their music

[@cadenceolivia6304]

@@Pheatan yeah! he used to do these super aesthetic vlogs.

[@Pebbles.3]

True. Also I didn't know Conan Gray was a KZbinr! That's pretty cool :D

[@williamfuell735]

5:25 I just fold my laundry because my parents want me to put my stuff away neatly, I don’t really care if my clothes are wrinkled.

[@awesomestyles]

Day 272 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@milesmansfield]

HOW MANY TOMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT; R/BREADSTAPLEDTOTREES ISNT INTERESTING OR ENTERTAINING STOP ASKING FOR IT ITS NOT INTERESTING

[@grimreaper7303]

@@milesmansfield it’s interesting to people that like bread stapled to trees y’know

[@lilypyrope4620]

4:25 is probably the most relatable thing I have ever heard in any of these videos. Like, it captures my feelings perfectly, almost ver batim

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fun fact: peanuts are more pea than nuts

[@grimreaper7303]

:) ok then

[@richardbullick7827]

like farmer

[@Silver_Sonic_23]

I’m pretty sure that they are more nut.

[@basti2850]

@@Silver_Sonic_23 all I can hear is "You can't spell nutrition without *nut* "

[@imtrying_doseart]

Finally a fact I knew

[@BobusCM]

Robin: "how bad is your internet" Me:*cries in 1mb/s*

[@Techy404]

1:30 would definitely make a great concept for a game or something

[@pepearown4968]

Minecraft Bed Wars

[@Techy404]

@@pepearown4968 well technically yes

[@khameriengibson1975]

you all have no idea how delighted i was to see FW mothra and then for robin to EASILY recognize her.

[@taavireimann4156]

"most people can do that in like, 20 minutes now, tops" *cries hyterically in 12 Mbps download*

[@KSupes]

Wait, you're getting 12 Mbps?

[@stiaangroenewald1573]

Dude i get like 2-4 MBps

[@KSupes]

@@stiaangroenewald1573 I get 1 Mbps if I'm lucky

[@newstickprodigy]

@@KSupes satellite?

[@KSupes]

@@newstickprodigy worse, Charter

[@robashley8216]

That beat up old chevy can still pull a big ass tree out of the ground though... can confirm

[@MyDogIsYoshi]

Robin has no idea how much I appreciate him for even considering adoption.

[@gibboustime]

Robin: *curses at basically every post*

[@HollowM0th]

11:07 Delicate flower quest All the flukes that destroyed it can go die

[@rapogirl1391]

Did you ever figure out the secret to do it easily?

[@HollowM0th]

@@rapogirl1391 No

[@rapogirl1391]

@@HollowM0th Start at the grave and work your way back to the White Lady. Make sure to kill everything on your way there. And most importantly, DO NOT SIT ON THE BENCHES! Enemies only respawn after you sit on one, so you can get rid of almost all of them and have a fairly clear path back. (The smallest bugs respawn after you leave a room)

[@HollowM0th]

@@rapogirl1391 Ohhh I wish I knew this when I was trying to do the quest

[@novatheenby8779]

There's no way this was posted 7 hours ago, I swear to the gods I remember seeing this video at least yesterday

[@temmie248]

3:46 "why would you choose to be called 'dick'!?" me, a trans man: "my goals are beyond your understanding"

[@khameriengibson1975]

yo yo yo thundercock

[@justaviewer_23]

Dude, respect

[@justapanpirate]

So apparently, the sudden feeling of falling is due to our pulse slowing down so quickly our brain thinks we died and has to check.

[@rexjolles]

"because the previous generation had everything given to them" Wh- no? Where did you get that from?

[@highlighterjelly]

1:26 funny story. when i was younger (maybe 5 or 6) i watched Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer for the first time. i was scared of the zombie scene, so i would cover my whole body with my blanket, leaving a hole for my mouth and nose so i could breathe. i did this because i thought that zombies were repelled by whatever fabric my blanket was made out of, like how vampires are repelles by garlic

[@MY-KEL]

Spicy Nuggets

[@melody_chan5509]

Spicy Nuggets

[@jupitertheplanetboy7328]

Spicy nuggets

[@ezrafomhar7484]

Non-spicy nuggets

[@tristanecheman8382]

Robin: The tall, blonde one who's losing all his hair. I guess me and Robin have more in common than we thought.

[@bigboib1aze]

15:03 omg Robin..... I can relate this on a whole nother level😅(I to have ASD and adhd)

[@saltysquid223]

I found out from this video that Robin is autistic too! I have autism but not ADHD. Also 15:03 is a mood.

[@Newerbluesmurf]

Actually, i like when this happens 4:46 it feels kinda nice

[@its_pigeon_time]

Glad to know Robin is a sensible clothes-rolling narrator.

[@whoid6077]

"memes for 2am only" me watwching at 4.30 am: *We do a little trolling*

[@jupitertheplanetboy7328]

Unrelated but Norway calls peanut butter FUCKING _PEANUT CHEESE_

[@lysekroneminus6637]

No? Are you lost buddy

[@lysekroneminus6637]

@Devan Ebeling we call peanut butter peanut butter not peanut cheese, and it wasnt directed at you either

[@cemasilkanli3353]

the "the fact that you are alive right now means that you are incredibly strong" comment is just what i needed today

[@Jaeisthename]

Poggers

[@jupitertheplanetboy7328]

Poggers

[@Vaea4]

Poggers

[@immortalgoat3559]

Not being a challenge will keep you safe from a predator, but also not being a challenge will not keep you safe from a predator

[@-floortile-1897]

Thing is Netflix did add a option to where it says “yes don’t ask again” for like a week, they took it down because it didn’t work and would still ask so instead of fixing it they just deleted it

[@LeftLefttheGecko]

It’s okay Robin, all my brothers are losing their hair too.

[@mgcbc0855]

Title: memes for 2AM only Me: watching at 3AM

[@Slavicplayer251]

the welcome perth sign is the best thing

[@ptheobald9796]

Fun fact: stewelpeter is a book in german with stories written specifically to scare children into obedience. Germans are scary indeed robin

[@JustWatching4429]

As a literal toddler I said "Mom, What if everyone in the world dies and I'm left all alone". I never had that goddamn light

[@Crazy_Sarah98]

That Richard joke had me rolling

[@ratrat5072]

13:42 I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME AN ARCHIE COMIC IN A ME IRL VIDEO

[@zachsands8869]

12:27 I used to work the night shift for Walgreens. It was pretty sweet. I worked 10 pm to 8 am. All I did was sweep the store for an hour, replace the cashier her two 15-minute breaks and half-hour lunch, sweep the parking lot for cigarette butts when day broke, and spend the rest of my time organizing the cooler (where I got to wear my headphones). The best part? I would work a 7-day week, and get a 7-day week off, so it was like a week's vacation every other week.

[@JesterEnthusiast]

Me: gives my friend something My friend: actually keeps it Me: I fucking love you, never leave me or I will die

[@universalastrum]

Well, if we think harder about arguments in the shower, why don't we just take the arguments into showers?

[@ulffus7725]

I love how people are like, they are putting microchips inside of us!!! they will knoew what wee do all day. Its not like we dont have phones...

[@fawna_lariat]

I never though about rolling my clothes instead of folding them, thank you for your wisdom.

[@GlitchedMuse]

Canonically, preditor won't hunt you unless you're a challenge or if you threaten him.

[@iliate2589]

Video: 2am only Me, unable to sleep: well, well, well

[@ariefrahmanferdiansyah4381]

eveyone who watched youtube with chrome : fucking youtube ads me who watched youtube with opera : what is youtube ads

[@jablue4329]

15:00 Man, seeing that reminds me of how lucky I was to have a mother that made sure I worked, even when it was easy to put in the bare minimum and still get by. Prepared me for college, where I can't necessarily do the same and get by. And it gave me the work ethic to get to a really good college on a full scholarship.

[@ThyVS]

WHY IS THE SQUIRD WARD MEME AT 9:32IT MADE ME LUAGH SO HARD MY PEPSI CAME OUT MY NOSE AND BACK INTO MY MOUTH AND NOW IM TRYING TO NOT THINK ABOUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED

[@hotcerealx]

I like being scary, but I also want to be held and be told everything's gonna be okay I'm so proud of you

[@bradenr867]

10:40 Instead of being bored he would just not even try because you’re not a worthy opponent

[@sxvic_]

LMFAOO OYEAH LOLLL ROFL LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

[@returnking9894]

I waited for 2 AM for this video, it better do me proud

[@AnimeLover-hz8kz]

Me who actually is watching this at 2am: Hmm, should I go to bed? Nope.

[@the.4831]

Little did you know, i am ACTUALLY WATCHING THIS AT 2 AM!

[@axehead45]

Little tip for Fahrenheit to Celsius. Celsius is roughly half of Fahrenheit so divide the number in half then add 32. It won’t be 100% accurate all the time but it’s usually close enough to not matter.

[@shadowlord0162]

as a german i can agree. im scared of other germans aswell. human interaction is scary