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[@TlustaZidle25]

"Smile, youre on camera" that is the funniest yet scariest thing ive seen.

[@AgentDan]

do it fr

[@TatsugiriTheFeesh]

Yes

[@crisrodriguez9359]

Ominously funny

[@ava8d801]

I need that stickered bro. The power you have with those 😭

[@averagelightningenjoyer285]

the man face seals the deal

[@othrwrldlysystm]

damien being confused as to why the roblox shitpost subreddit is full of roblox shitposts is so funny, i'm dying 😭😭😭😭

[@notme_alt9734]

ikr

[@acasualyoutuber.2040]

he probably dont even know what the subreddit is for.. idk man

[@formallyclueless]

ive been waiting for this video for so long. for 5 months its already existed

[@MxShadow8]

Damien and r/gocommitdie? This video is good already

[@NeedTherapyUrgently]

Where did you get commitdie? I would like to hear.

[@ASocialistTransGirl]

@@NeedTherapyUrgentlywhat

[@NeedTherapyUrgently]

@@ASocialistTransGirl God I hate it I HATE IT I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE AAAAAAAAAUAUUUUUAAAAAAAAA

[@MxShadow8]

@@NeedTherapyUrgently I got it on autocorrect lane

[@SleepyWikley]

@@NeedTherapyUrgently hospital

[@loading6424]

FINALLY,A WORTHY SUBREDDIT THE WATCHTIME WILL BE LEGENDARY

[@hobbyfan9781]

NOT PIK-MIN!! (for those who don't know, PIK-MIN was a roleplay type game where you could play as nearly every pikmin, and a bunch of the enemies. It had battle mechanics, so you could have wars fighting against a bunch of bulborbs and such. Near their end, they also added an item system, where you could bring items back to the onion, funny thing was that the breadbugs were playable, so you could work with or against them. they even coded in the pikmin's stengths, so yellow pikmin jumped higher, white pikmin did a fourth of an enemies health on death, blue pikmin could swim quickly in water, red pikmin, and purple pikmin could pick up larger things. Sadly, They didn't get to add winged, rock, ice, or glow pikmin before they got removed.)

[@BruceTheCrazyCat0]

they added rock pikmin before it got removed

[@javierascanio4309]

Its back now, and upgraded

[@CrocodileDude24]

@@javierascanio4309 whats it called? is it the same name?

[@javierascanio4309]

@@CrocodileDude24 Nah now it's banned for good

[@A_Random_Dev]

always a good day when emkay does the silly roblox subreddit

[@legalalienyes3160]

You know it’s gonna be a fire video if Damien is the host

[@Hexie094]

2:58 holding the sword upside isnt acutally too bad, it used be be done a lot, half-swording or Mordhau was used in combat to bludgeon armoured opponents with the blunt force of the handle and guard

[@pawhaisoe-vy5kt]

Holy shit I never expected to learn something valuable. Thank you for that small sliver of knowledgeable words, dear friend.

[@blak4831]

@@pawhaisoe-vy5kt see it turns out that because of how blades work, just pressing into them without sliding along them generally wont do more than nick you, so you can even do this barehanded! gloves are still a good idea though, which you'd be wearing anyways in a combat situation

[@pawhaisoe-vy5kt]

@@blak4831 will take that into account when I go to a ren fair for the first time, thank you!

[@The_OwO_Shogun]

@@blak4831if somebody comes at me with the intention to beat me to death with a knife, holding the thing by the blade, im running away.

[@Mayogus]

3:03 actually, that is an actual way to hold a sword called "mordhau grip" and essentially just lets the wielder use the sword as a hammer/mace the name comes from german and literally translates to "murder-strike" now insert "the more you know" jingle here

[@yahiamice_cantaloupe]

I see you know your facts! Keep it up bro!

[@5040.]

Damien is personally my favorite, No one can make me laugh THAT DAMN HARD!!

[@super-weegee]

1:43 that’s not ice spice, that’s hot herb

[@Dawg347]

Juxtaposing seasoning

[@-itzkofiartz-8193]

Auby vs hot herb

[@greenbeastofthehiddenleaf]

Nah thats water cooled down to 0c° taste-enhancing spice

[@atlasdenizproductions1507]

water cinnamon

[@FryingPanChanOfficial]

Auby bullies Hot Herb. Edit: wait no, it’s not hot herb… it’s… wet basil..

[@clampity]

Not even 30 seconds in and I can tell this is my new favorite subreddit

[@TheLieutenantKnows]

13:00 As someone with a huge list of horrible war chemicals in his head at all times, I can confirm that only utter freaks would keep a list of horrible wartime chemicals in their head at all times.

[@jan_Eten]

...

[@TheLieutenantKnows]

What, just cause I'm a freak means I can't be honest all of a sudden?@@jan_Eten

[@jan_Eten]

@@TheLieutenantKnows???

[@hyperdoezthingz]

0:32 ok we can just recover you, dont be so dramatic, Woody

[@jan_Eten]

finally anoðer osc member

[@notjebbutstillakerbal]

​@@jan_Eten hey

[@jan_Eten]

oh hi@@notjebbutstillakerbal also, have you seen ðe one at 8:28

[@hyperdoezthingz]

@@jan_Eten yo

[@jan_Eten]

@@notjebbutstillakerbal oh hi

[@weegee269]

8:37 the shark boss is a reference to the shark boss in changed.

[@palmossi]

?????

[@palmossi]

Again, ?????

[@nasirka71]

​@@palmossi I think he's saying that the shark is a refrence from some furry game called 'Changed'.

[@palmossi]

@@nasirka71 oh ok

[@Funnydude1234.]

As a furry myself, I love but also hate changed

[@Speed-TV]

8:11 I'm never seen a transparent PNG used on emkay before

[@milkman7459]

4:31 . Is no one going to talk about that disgusting guy wearing a zoophile flag t shirt (its the realistic looking guy)

[@skipthefox4858]

That's probably why the red guy is in first person, so he doesnt have to look at the other dude

[@larspbg8959]

Jesus? Thats Charlie...i'm pretty sure

[@trinitysillykitty]

5:26 ITEM ASYLUM SPOTTED

[@fog8008]

11:36 this was a little game called Pikmin W.I.P that got taken down by Nintendo, there’s gameplay of it on KZbin it’s pretty cool

[@TopsyTop348]

0:27 didn’t expect BFDI in here but here we are

[@SquidellaButCool]

It was a jumpscare indeed

[@Topaggle]

Yeah

[@Qnto207]

real

[@vpansf]

become woody.

[@cornbabylaughter]

​@@vpansfbecome woody is a fever dream

[@gabefurstenrecht3492]

9:22 Even brain rot content farms get shoved in school book fairs!

[@FoxGirl_Gamer4495]

11:27 that was a roblox pikmin game called "pik-min expedition 2", and it rlly fun to play :(((

[@kristinapastina4]

“Smile, ur on camera” 🙂🧍‍♀️

[@pebblbead2294]

',:)

[@costconium]

the fact that an omori character appears at 1:43 cannot be mere coincidence

[@dumbass-bo7bi]

I omor💀

[@poopoopeepee12321]

close 9:53

[@costconium]

@@poopoopeepee12321 god damn it

[@Samantha-mj2sl]

​@@poopoopeepee12321 I played that game with a sunny cosplay on

[@squid-juice]

"i am dead" "ok" bfdi roleplay game reference

[@XsBiggestFan96]

YEAH LIKE HOLY SHIT

[@Foxlover781]

6:54 you killed it, now when it respawns it’s gonna have a spawn shield

[@FeizaoDied]

0:32 BFDI MEME SPOTTEF

[@ŠvammiBobRuutPüks]

13:31 *ah yes* two types of avatars: 1. whatever that female avatar is 2. cirno

[@vixeversky]

one is a war criminal in vietnam and the other is a female avatar from roblox

[@f.u.m.o.5669]

funky

[@Canned__yt]

1:40 there's acutely an Aubrey character made! I am in aw

[@dumbass-bo7bi]

Yipper

[@crazyratlady3115]

I read "GoCommitDie" with the same intonation that I read "Live, Laugh, Love." It's oddly motivating. "Go, Commit, Die." Reminds me to go out into the world and put my whole pussy into everything, because ultimately life is borrowed, and fleeting.

[@dejus_e]

That’s a surprisingly good message

[@dukecatfishjunior6291]

13:56 this particular one is actually a troll, there are a lot of "sus" games in roblox that are actually just baits and i'm glad for that :> usually "sus" games with over 70% like rate are baits

[@dukecatfishjunior6291]

@@scoopsropes6628 that one also offers you an ending for a few robux where you throw a grenade at the waifu :p

[@randomizer422]

W-w-w-what about the other 30 g-g-g-g-gulp

[@stanzacosmi]

2:29 I think because go commit die is a way to bypass roblox censors for a certain phrase I will not repeat here. if you try to say the word there it just becomes ####### so... yeah.

[@NEXO.1]

7:48 even as a nsfw artist this makes me feel uncomfortable

[@voidresident_m4r127]

You- you are a wha-

[@Milk-ck1wv]

that's shocking

[@trollhimforever]

What tags?

[@skipthefox4858]

Professionals have standards

[@PellerN64]

​@@trollhimforeveroooh what are you referencing

[@maxxam012]

Wait THAT'S Ice Spice? I didn't even know who that was until my work (Dunkin') said suddenly "Hey we're doing a collab drink of a frozen coffee with _pumpkin munchkins_ blended in. We expect about 25 to 30 to sell a day." Two sell. If we're lucky.

[@thisisweirderthanyou9855]

13:49 i played that game when it showed up in my recommended because i was bored it turns into a horror game about 10 minutes in and is generally unnerving- good game

[@girlwantsboy]

so like, what happened in that game? i'm personally not playing that game

[@thisisweirderthanyou9855]

@@girlwantsboy the entire start of the game looks like a 3 year old who just pasted free assets all around the world randomly so it already feels off by the time you start, there are multiple endings and one you find in a circle of trees in the middle of the world, it's a big map btw, and you get teleported to another game where you're given the objective "find the cat", in this you're in a dark snowy woods with nothing but yourself and your footsteps, and when you find the cat sleeping under a specific tree it jumpscares you (And thats one ending). another ending is if you go around that circle of trees you can find other buildings and locations, theres a farm but that didn't have anything special. it was completely empty which just felt super unnerving at this point in the game, but deep in some of the more dense trees part theres a bunker that you enter, in which it turns into a survival horror game against the neko girl, its super dark, you have a weak flashlight, the map is complicated to get around and loops around and has dead ends, its easy to get disoriented because everything looks similar and you end it by nuking the facility after entering the control room with a key or dying

[@axolovs]

1:42 IS THAT AUBREY FROM THE HIT GAME OMORI

[@dumbass-bo7bi]

YES

[@doge_guy11]

1:31 It is a project zomboid reference, you can only delay your death for like 3 in game years at Max, ur gonna die there

[@FirecrackerTheGooberro]

Tbh with the third one surprised you didn’t summon the entire object show fandom Buddy got lucky 💀

[@Anti._.eggowaffles]

" OMG! its woody from bfdi!!!!!!! "

[@xiio_IV]

omg woody bfdi in an emkay video real?????????

[@XsBiggestFan96]

YE

[@KingCreeper85]

5:55 headless horseman was like 30k robux last time I looked

[@trafficlover74]

*31k robux

[@CeoOfCatNap]

>goes on roblox subreddit >sees mainly roblox content why's it all roblox? i hate greentext but i love the format

[@judeearlywine9759]

4:23 And now we have a majestic name: SHOOT DOOR SIMULATOR

[@Lipeze_Uni]

r/gocommitdie is funny af ngl

[@Green24152]

0:29 oh hey it's become woody

[@tophatfoxpro]

6:30 I said GG fives times and was banned, get your priorities right game

[@phaesiareese4393]

"You look like you sexually Identify as a rubix cube" Bro, what? That is such a unique insult.

[@trafficlover74]

6:07 i love how he is so confused at the actual price in USD although there are accesories that cost more than 1 million robux

[@Haunted_Plush]

8:28 i guess damien hasnt "changed" enough to understand...

[@Kriv-the-Floof]

is it time

[@dr.k-]

@@scoopsropes6628 they always get so excited about that failed sample

[@PellerN64]

queue in the laugh track !

[@jan_Eten]

@@dr.k- クタバレ．

[@girlwantsboy]

*shit.*

[@Frogg_ie]

1:37 AUBREY FROM OMORI SPOTTED

[@OscarSUKS]

I gasped when I saw the bfdi meme at 0:27

[@jan_Eten]

same

[@khrizeffasceoyos9769]

What are you guys doing in the wild?

[@XsBiggestFan96]

EXACTLY

[@TEH_BEST_RAB]

0:27 WOODY

[@Topaggle]

YEAH

[@Qnto207]

BFDI FAN!!!!!!!!!

[@existing2405]

12:20 *Touch swimming.*

[@Arc_5]

touch baseballs

[@Chris_winthers]

"why are all of these in roblox?" he asks, while covering the roblox subreddit

[@Chevy-os1tp]

1:03 to ya'll know, that game was removed because of a ex-developer filling a false DMCA against it after he was fired due to scamming players. The game was called County Jail Roleplay I think.

[@LogoFever]

The [Content Deleted] game is now P-WIP which is a Pikmin roleplay game.

[@Fossilizedsapwithbugsinit1087]

1:38 aubrey in emkay? My dream

[@dumbass-bo7bi]

Fr

[@ectothermic]

Finally got someone who gets the stupid roblox references for these!

[@too_online.3441]

0:25 NO WAY PIGMASK ARMY

[@mosszilla3497]

0:27 The woody is dead.

[@tobyish8188]

0:27 bfdi spotted

[@voltvibin]

0:38 there is no way im in an emkay video

[@Funnydude1234.]

There IS a way.

[@breezywinter4646]

8:29 It’s a character/enemy from a game called Changed a game that definitely isn’t meant for kids. It has a lot of suggestive stuff in it and there are and were games based off it on roblox just minus the suggestive stuff. Still it is based off of a fetish game so it isn’t in the best light and I still have no idea how it gained all that traction on roblox.

[@Likemea]

the game should be banned FROM EVERYWHERE and TANK KILL IT AND MARS KILL IT AND EVERYONE ################# IT!!!!!!!!

[@snoweythesnep]

those types of games got traction from when fiddlepat made the first transfurmation game back in early 2020 and flamingo played it. It isn’t the first as I found one back from 2019 that was just showing a couple made in roblox. but yea then it started snow balling. there are still quite a few left. about like 15 i think, but probably more. hope this helped your question of how it gained traction!

[@JadeKitsuneuwu]

BFB SECONDS IN?! OMGGGG WOODYYYY 0:27

[@chocolatebar6785]

1:37 bro's avatar got featured on a ruben sim video 🪑

[@Imnotoook]

darkheart was, is, and always be the GOAT of swords

[@shivers.ID_]

I will print out that "smile, you're on camera" poster and hang it up in my room

[@nostalgicgamer8048]

8:33 Blud does NOT know. He has not seen the things that would forever “change” him. **proceeds to have vietnam war flashbacks**

[@snoweythesnep]

yep. let’s hope he doesn’t look into it.

[@jan_Eten]

literally me

[@Milk-ck1wv]

1:08 He's serving time for homicide, threats, murder and more.

[@Green24152]

that first one's straight up LAMINATED THAT'S A FULLY SERIOUS THING

[@Bobb11881]

They didn't tell Damien what the subreddit was about. _They didn't tell him what it was about._

[@italian_weirdo]

“Why are all of these on roblox?” Clearly he doesn’t know the point of the subreddit, so he is clearly the murderer

[@SomeDudeCauseYes]

9:55 Close your eyes You will be here soon

[@somerandommusicianSRM]

ichi ni san shi go fun

[@dumbass-bo7bi]

Tokdoki hontou ni netai

[@LSSmoon_ye]

demo kono waado dekinai

[@dumbass-bo7bi]

@@LSSmoon_ye o ya su mi

[@LSSmoon_ye]

​@@dumbass-bo7bioyasumi

[@NkN-]

That shark boss labeled as extreme... that's from the game Changed. If you know what Changed it, it's self-explanatory.

[@jan_Eten]

sina wile moli anu seme

[@snoweythesnep]

yep. i do, regret playing it. though the face might be taken from kp or the final experiment (the final experiment was kp before removing all changed stuff) just has that look.

[@jan_Eten]

*internal screaming*

[@snoweythesnep]

@@jan_Eten pov: kp and the final experiment led you down the rabbit hole of changed

[@jan_Eten]

@@snoweythesnep actually, its ðe oðer way around

[@Godzillaguy1440]

The fact bro calls the games “experiences” makes me both frightened and dissatisfied at the same time

[@Real_Snorlax]

3:50 Idk how I'd feel if I was eating some of these and the next one was just staring into my soul after seeing its brother die a horrible death

[@jan_Eten]

...

[@BaldisBloxxin]

5:45 this aged well lol

[@cooperdn24]

Gocommitdie is literally a roblox subreddit

[@CousinRat]

I’ve actually met that fizz person saying there’s one gender

[@VeraVemaVena]

1:30 what s coincidence, I'm literally watching this while waiting to play Project Zomboid with a friend

[@TheScandiMan]

10:25 well that is based on a mclaren f1 and is actually a 3 seater the two other seats are a little further back and on both sides now you know

[@MewingC]

6:36 they probably put n, i, e, and r too

[@SR_73]

Didn't thought that, genius

[@girlwantsboy]

HONEY HE DID IT AGAIN!!! HE SAID THE G WORD!!

[@JacobLanger-ck2yq]

Ginger?

[@yamigekusu]

1:23 YO WHY DOES MARIO HAVE DOOMGUY'S SWORD

[@this_dude3881]

"Strappare and-a strappare until it's-a done!" -That one Doom Mario PFP user.

[@denverarnold6210]

5:11 i think that might qualify as satire

[@snakeproductions1881]

Woody watching his own kinds corpse say he’s dead. That’s a true moment.

[@thisd51isfine38]

8:28 i can't take this shit no more

[@sloft-70]

He's too pure

[@jan_Eten]

frfr

[@snoweythesnep]

fair.

[@melsbacksfriend]

Why does no one ever try to stop the Nintendo Ninjas?

[@HexaBularGD]

1:34 Wow, i wasnt expecting a Project Zomboid reference today!

[@Oleg-gt3xw]

8:36 the original model is rather a rejected Kaiju Paradise concept, or just someone uploaded a shark furry on roblox catalog

[@ryucruz1911]

1:30 this is a project zomboid reference for those who dont know

[@AlexKnarr]

2:59 You know nothing of violence till you have played Decaying Winter. (press 0 when you spawn for controls)

[@TheAmtrakSpartan]

00:27 A pile of wood died and the wood’s twin cousin dosen’t care.

[@blissewent]

5:50 aged well.

[@dartimes6048]

Damien out of context: “Roblox is going to be the new Hub.” Imean with some of those “Games” I wouldn’t be shocked if it did become the new Hub.

[@Joe_Griddly]

8:28 DONT TELL HIM DONT TELL HIM DONT TELL HIM DONT TELL HIM DONT TELL HIM DONT TELL HIM DONT TELL HIM DONT TELL HIM DONT TELL HIM DONT TELL HIM DONT TELL HIM DONT TELL HIM DONT TELL HIM

[@ciktat]

5:28 item asylum HELLO MY NAME IS MARKEPLIER AND I AM OFFICIALLY BACK

[@Superkuzia15]

8:28 basically, that shark is from a game called "changed", which is basically a furry fetish game. the design of said shark is directly copied from a boss from changed

[@Dragoz0]

1:43 OMORI REFRENCE

[@dumbass-bo7bi]

REAL

[@IAmLiteralllyHim]

1:09 I will admit you are right

[@malthe236]

eys