[EN Sub] Phase KALEiDO Roast CEO Sakana -

[@dizzydokuro]

Thank you for subbing this clip! It makes me happy to be able to understand Phase KALEiDO's first collab

[@MaxC_1]

Run for your lives, the Dizzler is here!

[@irfanalfian8164]

Hey Dizzy👋 How's it feel to be senpai for 2 new gens?

[@naff78]

If only KZbin captions were so fast, hopefully in the future AI will let us watch JP seamlessly and with visual aid as well to differentiate talents... Probably soon.

[@sanderkiki]

Learn JP, dizzler, its not that hard.

[@poopsiepop4179]

Mother**@@irfanalfian8164

[@Ascavar]

Sakana is just like, "Yo wtf, none of these girls are Marine. They're the only ones who submitted an application? *deep sigh* Fine."

[@Sendsomepie]

Fishman was definitely fishing for a Marine with phase JP, better luck on gen 2 Fishman.

[@jackmesrel4933]

Sakana's eternal struggle to get his own Marine, the man will never give up his fe-I mean fantasy XD

[@stdcall]

he got b***l, which in my book is better

[@keycrafter7471]

At this rate i have a good theory he just needs to get someone that resembles an idol he really hates and watch as his curse might do well

[@Sendsomepie]

@@keycrafter7471 to be fair, i consider dizzy to be the Marine of phase.

[@fundlemander]

Sakana in his early 30s and got called an ojisan 😭

[@downrightlefthiill8081]

Can't imagine how it is for the other Phase Hags. These kouhai's are rough 😂❤

[@crawlingboy]

to be fair that kinda happens a lot if we go with classic anime troupes

[@rmhaven142]

sry to inform you pal but once you hit 30 you are considered old news

[@vexile1239]

As a 35+ year old I agree, I am old news

[@wdfghjkl]

So now he's just like Sensei from Blue Archive.

[@CarlMakesVideos]

Well clearly he's got to fly them all over to the warehouse, so he can impress them with his keychain-grabbing skills.

[@rango_ch]

I just imagine the man doing a quick hand sweep over a bunch of boxes and in that sweep he has 5 different keychains in his hand.

[@OnePlayer480]

*With his forklift certification and driving skill*

[@Archedgar]

Legit Lol'd.

[@randacnam7321]

And don't forget his lit match throwing skills.

[@Haranaconda]

Sakana has such a way with women

[@AmericanMetalhead100]

What Fishman lacks in his ability to talk to women, he makes up for in Coffee sales prowess.

[@OnePlayer480]

Muumi* Remember that before she came into the equation, almost all of Phase was about to collapse. That's why Sakana apparently only hires women managers. Who else can understand women better than women?

[@Archedgar]

@@OnePlayer480 As based Demiurge from Overlord once said; *'I leave the problems of women to be handled by other women.'*

[@AmericanMetalhead100]

@@OnePlayer480 An addendum to that is that Sakana was everyone in Origins' manager (I think). But he wasn't good at that. Once he stopped doing that and brought in people to manage the talents directly, things worked out better. He's better at running a business.

[@AnthroGearhead]

It's kinda hysterical that Mr Fish is married to a nice woman but can't handle other women 😅

[@Maskof7eyes2]

Imglad the new JP talents wont be giving up the traditional bullying of Sakana out of some misplaced sense of politeness lol

[@AUM_-po9sc]

Bullying Sakana is what drives Phase Connect forward :D

[@reggielacey2235]

What does that have to do with anything. I mean hololive does the same thing

[@Hulfor]

PC is driven by Sakana bullying and mental issues

[@romejanairo4926]

Phase connect application: Requirement: Bully Sakana

[@edenromanov]

Sakana and Yagoo have that in common, being punching bags for their talents, unfortunately for Sakana he's a more regular target of his talents lol

[@kimchijam]

at least memory has a positive impression of the fishman lmao

[@JohnDoe-iu2sh]

Stockholm syndrome 😢

[@ruikirisame1744]

she's his only hope...

[@SevenTea77]

ngl, I think she was complimenting the manager more than Sakana lmao

[@LordThanatosII]

​@@SevenTea77 Even more, I feel like her impression may be that because she didn't know what Sakana was saying. We'll never know.

[@ayaseyuu]

Thanks for making the Ultra Super Genius clip! I will study English with it :)

[@Soroku8]

the one and only Ayase is here!

[@seimeianri]

you can do it, you are ultra super MEGA genius

[@zeparthe16thspiritofarsgoe15]

I will sub 😳

[@forgotultag1543]

本物の GENIUS 名探偵!!!!!

[@Nahan_Boker94]

Its a tradition to bully the fishman on screen by this point. Now I'm waiting Tenma to teach all of them Pippa the Ripper in Japanese.

[@folklore19]

Sakana looking up how many of his new talents had anything nice to say about him. "... 1 out of 5 ain't bad!"

[@SillyBillyMale]

"New record"

[@fernandomarques5166]

WE ARE BEATING THE AVERAGE WITH THIS ONE! 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥- Sakana, probably.

[@Silencers]

i simply CANNOT WAIT for Tenma to mess with them

[@TheRommel]

Animal bro, your contributions to the phase community is much appreciated, stay great man.

[@risannarmi9028]

Ty animal friendo. 8:57 Sakana was playing factorio in the warehouse isn't he.

[@joeimjoe]

before the "joke" was that he'd play League whenever there was a meeting, so probably

[@Ariverfish]

Hecarim player blasting the Q button during teamfights.

[@icaruswindrune7116]

That, or Palworld.

[@1wakuralain]

@@joeimjoe To be fair, the billionaire owner of Crypto FTX proved that hardstuck bronze Leaguers are the CEO class of the modern world.

[@OnePlayer480]

​​@@1wakuralainThey know when to quit and when to start over or the classic: The only winning move is to not play.

[@wd8man596]

if you ask me who's next to YAGOO as a based CEO, that would definitely be Sakana.

[@zeparthe16thspiritofarsgoe15]

I think Sakana is the best

[@TheDoctorFromArknights]

​@@zeparthe16thspiritofarsgoe15and up to Third Place is Gunrun

[@First-to-last]

​​@@TheDoctorFromArknights and coming in for a race to last place is Wack-tor, and Kurosanji's CEOs

[@gr33dl0cknein3]

Disrespecting Fishman transcends cultural barriers.

[@AbystomaMexicanium]

Another day of Sakana just vibing

[@franciscodelico]

So, hold on. If they've been cooking this for 10 months, and there weren't JP auditions (that I know of), how did Sakana find these lovely talents? Did he actually scout for them, or do we just don't know? By the way, thank you for the effort of translating these! Lumi is right, you're the best clipper, and deserve more subscribers.

[@Senbonzakura187]

Basement he goes to mental pacility to ring this lovely girls

[@franciscodelico]

@@Senbonzakura187 So true

[@raptonsoul2557]

pouching

[@victorantoniomonteiro2708]

Gen 3 was supposed to have JP members. So basically they applied to gen 3 and sakana liked them enough to make a JP gen

[@supakungfumastah7789]

So fish man want more tenma?

[@arcadius3257]

Sakana : My disappointment is immeasurable, and my Marine fantasy is ruined.

[@AnthroGearhead]

Don't he have a wife in real life?! Why can't she be a Marine ?!

[@tiliaoliveri6066]

can't wait to witness their character development arc.

[@raimyonlinewarrior236]

Them turning into sad individuals with father issues?

[@user-lh7mt7zo7l]

@@raimyonlinewarrior236 Is that true for the JP branch too?

[@raimyonlinewarrior236]

@@user-lh7mt7zo7l Well it counts for Iori and Nasa is on her unseiso arc to annoy Sakana. So probably yes.

[@Twismyer]

I really like the way Loki and Yuu bounce off each other, it wasn't a surprise when they said they knew each other before pc. Can't wait to see more of all these gals.

[@chocobo_3414]

My boi unmuted just to type and then muted again, LOL. Truly a God amongst fish

[@FolstrimHori]

It's crazy coming back to this and thinking about how Clara became the breakout star of this bunch.

[@profanepropane]

Real testament to how great both the EN Buff and her personality are.

[@grampico]

Thanks for making the clip!

[@antthefool7637]

Loki awestruck by the Yiddies she’s just like me

[@edwn00005]

fr fr

[@anirecorder2555]

You're just here because you're the only one left Damn Fishman calm down 😂

[@odubnumero9649]

Sakana just sitting in the interview not listening just observing the menhera levels. He’s prolly already decided halfway through lmao

[@eyeballpapercut4400]

Phase Connect stands for the representation of the outer realms of Mecklenburg-Vorpommern

[@charliemalhe]

Always appreciate your contribution to this community, Animal Friend. Thanks for the translation.

[@polkalamypekopeko2969]

New gen has a Shondo voice.... Oh no. I am subbing to all of them!

[@terrencenoran3233]

Even when the Fishman recruited JP members to be the idols the EN couldn't, he'll never escape getting roasted by his own employees.

[@AnthroGearhead]

JP girls were 1 step ahead and discussed with the EN girls beforehand

[@EpicNinjaShiro]

The Silent Fish strikes again.

[@slippy75]

Thank you so much for clipping phase jp and live translating in their chats!

[@Lollypopalopics]

I like the right ones design a lot. Her hair looks cool.

[@backgroundnoise9310]

The Fish is consistent world wide

[@kamilkrol977]

Sakana was like "NO WAY BRO WTF"

[@FolstrimHori]

Good to know that Sakana still has no idea what he's doing.

[@vexile1239]

Has he ever known

[@Lollypopalopics]

Damn. A shame I dont speak japanese. I hope we get mote subbed clips of them.

[@SpencerHHO]

When young Japanese women Vtubers are not particularly intimidated or scared of you, you're either the most calming pressence ever or very good at conducting yourself. It's hard to tell if Sakana is a sweet lucky fool or a Machiavellian genius set on revenge against an industry that shunned him and his money. Scorned by his humiliation Sakana sought to create his own "Idol" agency. He'd play the fool, only landing unhinged women who seemingly cannot be tamed. Getting by on pure luck and support of a dedicated unorthodox fan base. But in reality it was all a ruse by creating such diehard fans and a new audience who would come to expect such behaviour Sakana would undermine and destroy many of the traditions of being an "Idol" by preserving only some of the practises and mixing it with western degeneracy Sakana would create an unstoppable monster. A monster that cannot be controlled outright but through his wise engagements, could be steered to destroy all those that would deny him his place in history. His Idols would not be held back by the prudish and repressive norms of the east. They would he different, unique and unhinged. His greatest gamble was with Pippa, a mentally unstable 4 chan lurking Autist. It paid off, Pippa was able to get her life on track and saw huge personal growth in her growing success. She cultivated her own extremely loyal fan base, a rare coalition of normies, various subcultures and most dangerous of all: 4channers. By ensuring pippas loyalty to phase Sakana gained their power indirectly. Despite turmoil early on he stabilised his position by bringing in experienced people some of whom were dissolutioned by traditional Vtubing. Once phase began to grow, a few entrepreneurial talents saw the potential and began to join the movement. Understanding that they would keep many of their freedoms as artists and gaining support and clout in exchange for what they did give up. Things began to snowball. This "sad girl company" where the hapless ceo would get bullied by his own talent was now a real player, it had survived where others had died. People were starting to take it more seriously, new viewers from outside of the space began to follow phase (like me). These viewers new only phase so the old gaurd felt ridgid and boring. And now with growth reaching a critical mass we see the end of the beginning. Talented bilingul and japanese Vtubers have seen what phase can do for them. This company where a japanese office lady can go apoplectic publicly can tell the twitter mob to literally go die and can even berate the CEO and be successful represents unparalleled freedom. Compared to most agencies from Asia phase has only one hard rule: succeed in whatever manner YOU can. And without ever having expressed it, Sakana plan continues. Exercising this freedom first, we see Clara, choosing to exercise her linguistic talents by speaking 2 languages while streaming and with this simple act the contagion pathway is created. She's far too unorthodox for a traditional seiso idol but that weakness is her greatest strength. She quickly cultivated an audience of western degenerates, chaos seekers who get a thrill out of the most scuffed shit imaginable. This high is only increased by asking Clara to explain between fits of laughter every last detail of what they're saying to her Japanese viewers and the virus of our degeneracy spreads. It offers too much to be ignored, it's already too big to be destroyed. Slowly but surely the influence of phase connect will change what it means to be an Idol. And, hiding in plain site the mastermind will have his revenge. All joking aside I am more and more convinced that Sakana at the very least understands that the memes and reputation of phase connect are an enormous advantage and this allows them to rise above this heavily saturated and cutthroat market.

[@zamfy7141]

Thank you for the clips animal friend.

[@woodsmen8573]

soooo Mr. Fish is Nothing came to mind, Mr. Fish is a Random guy on the street, NO WAY, But he was actually kind, maybe, because his "mute"

[@MonsterGirlEnjoyer]

Mute Ojisan .....

[@hazardousmatter2]

Thanks for translating all the clips and for doing live TL during debuts.

[@tokukao8987]

this was so funny - thank you for subbing all this

[@ShionTorii]

Sakana loves being roasted. DAYUM!

[@MASJYT]

Look at Clara struggling to act normal here lol.

[@biiyen8458]

"The ad said nothing about me having to talk with you" Loki: "Dude, you set up this interview"

[@kkj_-ry4kt]

Loki and Yuu's voices 😳😳 It's just really my type!

[@YasaiTsume]

They already sound sad. I love them.

[@IndecisiveInsomniac]

LET'S GO CLARA!!!!

[@ViceroyIcarus]

Crumbs of translated Loki content. Thank you for my life

[@kokirihest]

Nice to see the fish still hasn't improved at interviews

[@vega2270]

Sakana really found the SadGirls of japan

[@RidleyUwO]

*Ahem...* *LOOOKIIIIIII!*

[@xrenscloud]

They seem like an interesting bunch. Will have to go watch the debuts now Thanks for the clip!

[@JasonArcherVT]

Ngl memory cooking and it not becoming a horror show has already ensnared my heart.

[@A_Windmill]

kamo-gobi is going to be the death of me. Thank you for always supporting Phase!

[@leonharkth]

the fish is too stunned with loki he just muted himself the whole time

[@FukuroChannel]

3:14 Loki-sama...

[@turompouch4884]

Согласен с Кларой, рыбочел, в отличие от обычных CEO, слишком похож на обычного человека и слишком не похож на рептилоида

[@grant953]

It took me multiple watches to notice Yuu’s board spells nothing without the h becoming “noting”. 😂

[@StanTVXD]

was it just me or Memory chan sound like Watame but more high pitch , even the laugh so similar

[@The_Anubis_Show]

Why does the one in white sound suspiciously like Tenma?

[@tpolutts3309]

Subaru.... Is that you

[@thegreaseman404]

That's hilarious that Sakana unmuted to type lmao

[@kook3585]

Cant wait for phase jp to unlock their unhinge side

[@raykiske]

Thank you animal bro.

[@Lurker-yr3bx]

Thank you animal friends!

[@moonclown305]

Oh no, JP branch looking too cute, idk if they are ready for Tenma 😱

[@jarzz3601]

I'm glad to see the tradition of bulling fishman is alive and well in JP

[@N-Rod357]

Even in a different language my man can't catch a break

[@awinniwa5390]

feesh man cant get any rest with roasting from his talents

[@itsfake1752]

yuu's tummy is neurons activating

[@benitohermano4595]

Speech: 100

[@ksx612]

Yuu and Loki making me feels thing.

[@martinsanchez8412]

So we finally got the Japoness sad girl's?

[@ghostshrimp5006]

We already had a JP group, this is just the official one now that the company has gotten big enough

[@martinsanchez8412]

@@ghostshrimp5006 so more Japoness sad's girls for the company.

[@ghostshrimp5006]

@@martinsanchez8412 Yep 👍

[@AshersAesera]

Oh, we can look? Nice, nice~

[@FineWine-v4.0]

I really feel proud of Sakana 4 some reason

[@Hulfor]

Cant believe Sakana got "ojii san"d by 2 members

[@limbothebiggay1709]

The Basement Dwellers

[@kayodias3355]

And so the tradition of PhaseConnect vtubers bullying Sakana (a.k.a. The Fishman) continues! HEHEHE!!!

[@ReaverBharash]

It’s not Phase Connect if the girls aren’t roasting Sakana at least once lol

[@Charon-5582]

Lol "meesta feesh!"

[@Xanthopathy]

🙏Bless🙏

[@danfawks7164]

They sound like they dont espect much from this

[@Archedgar]

Wow, all these canadians are really nihongo jouzu.

[@ceresbane]

scuff adds spice.

[@Yukihira_Ken]

Nice

[@Archedgar]

Based Sakana-san.

[@golem3273]

I wish I knew Japanese to watch them, but these clips are very nice

[@hughu9340]

KALEiDO

[@sugoistalin7809]

So whens their coffee coming out?

[@JayAgonoy]

Subbed!

[@H2OSakanaIsMyOshi]

I see Sakana was mentioned

[@nguyenho5859]

Pico sounds like a broken luna

[@Thunderbolt22A10]

Fishman found more JP sadgirls? based

[@johndoh9395]

Phase JP clip? Sub. ASAP. Also, I can see the seeds of insanity in all of them. They are indeed PC not PC.

[@Dragonero1700]

Mute oji san pffff hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha.

[@Rogue-a-Pogue]

Sakana is the perfect -idol- CEO as long as he doesn't open his mouth.

[@Umaibo_is_umai]

we all Respect Mr. Fish, but its more fun to make fun of Fish 🐟, feel free to make fun of Mr. Fish

[@huntershriek]

I was correct in assuming Loki-sama was based.

[@kaitotatsuya]

It should been me