Encounter with the Pyrotechnical Specialist Person

The verbose version of the Meet the Pyro video.
Improved with better voices over an earlier version hosted on a different channel. Voices are demo recordings curtsey of the Acapela Group.

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

It took the heavy one minute and seven seconds to say he was afraid of the Pyro.

[@butterspread]

Why hello Herby, back from Civ?

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

Butterspread16 ye

[@SuperTf2rocks]

Herbivore The Carnivore My good sir, the individual who is posed to be anatomically large, as well as in possession of a large automatic firearm, has been posed with the specific requirements to converse formally despite the excessive use of time. Otherwise he shall be deemed unsophisticated, uneducated and ingentlemanlike in such abnormal manner.

[@rubiroman8121]

R u good demoman

[@AngelOfDC]

It costs one minute seven seconds to say this sentence......... *_once_*

[@MSOGameShow]

Spy is so classy his script didn't even need to be changed from the original. XD

[@GGPlex_]

Hubert Kurmanowski *snort*

[@thetman0068]

*off to visit your mother*

[@rageixi1422]

@@thetman0068*time to hang myself!*

[@crown638]

He is a gentlemen

[@emanlio]

I also sawed that.

[@vaiyt]

lol the spy's lines stay the same

[@aethercorpisworkingwithtea6285]

vaiyt He's already too fancy.

[@danieloceansmith3156]

vaiyt I thought that was gonna be the case

[@mrstupidmaniii8118]

Because he’s an intellectual

[@TammoKorsai]

Twenty two individuals were unfortunate enough to be subject to exothermic combustion by means of a flame emitting device activated by the pyrotechnical specialist person.

I am glad to inform you that the amount of people unfortunate enough to fall subject to the previously mentioned fate has not increased since the time that has passed, starting at the moment you notified us.

[@ActivistVictor]

Pokémaniac Guquiz i too am pleased to provide an update to this string of text which is identical to the previous update in regards to the number of individuals who succumbed to exothermic combustion at the hands of the pyrotechnical specialist person.

[@valhalanguardsman2588]

So, you are telling me that salamanders cataphract terminator used heavy flamer to burn 22 heretics?

[@drbrown747]

@@ActivistVictor With great sorrow I must inform you, that the amount of people who were unfortunate enough to be heated to incompatible with life temperatures and by extension turned into ash by combustion device handled by a person who happens to be a specialist in various forms of pyrotechnics has increased since the last time this quantity has been reported by the number of eight (in numerical system based on the numbers of zero to nine)

[@jamesgreep9344]

It is with utmost sorrow that I inform you that your statement, while at one time factual, is no longer an accurate assessment of reality. As can presently be observed by the numerical value corresponding to the amount of sapient being that have selected to express their distaste for the auditory and visual stimuli that we have both viewed on the topic of a well-known schizophrenic pyrotechnics specialist, the current total of Homo Sapiens immolated by use of a mechanism designed to cause exothermic combustion in one’s fellow human being by aforementioned pyrotechnics specialist now numbers 89. The unspoken implication is that these unfortunate fellows, who, again, number 89 at present, met with their end via immolation due to their decision to express their distaste with the auditory and visual stimuli mentioned previously, to which the subject of said motion picture would most likely take significant umbrage.

[@lodgefire]

I like how you still can't understand Pyro.

[@fyrun4838]

Nope 48 minutes

[@pommybomber]

I think I can hear a few mumbled words, like "confectionary" but that's about it.

[@engineergaming1669]

Pyros out here speaking facts yet we can’t hear it

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

3:16 "...person responsible for providing medical care..."

[@_Snowflame]

"I observe that by using this cavity in my chest and abdomen, newly carved by the arsonist subject by unclear means, as an aperture, one might peer into the schizophrenic sensory hallucinations of my murderer, and find the otherwise whimsical imagery within to be highly disturbing should one juxtaposition this window against the surrounding hellish landscape of utter conflagration."

[@SillyMakesVids]

I say!

[@bonjoviwankenobi8533]

My word!

[@NefariousNumbskull]

Preposterous!

[@torpid2906]

Why is this in my recommended? Is it about to blow up

[@SillyMakesVids]

The Algorithm has chosen! *panics*

[@alfieomega]

@@SillyMakesVids with raxxo's expiration date verbosity madladdedness, I expect all the other verbose tf2 videos get a resurgence of views

[@sviatoslavs.1305]

@@alfieomega 100% you're right.

[@theorangeman9147]

Galarian weezing is why

[@uyso6045]

yep

[@locomotivefaox]

I like how spy is already verbose so there’s no need to change it

[@cro-magnoncarol4017]

It would have been funny if they actually made him less verbose, like he just says "That motherfucker cray-cray!"

[@alexpollard7199]

3:14 "I appear to have seen a trained military person responsible for providing medical care to his associates."

[@LordVader1094]

The blaring horns accompanied by "My word..." is truly what got me.

[@SputnikKaiser]

Now all we need is a fancy, posh version of Meet the Sandvich And, Expiration Date Actually no, a fancy Expiration Date would probably be an hour long

More like 3 hours.

[@SputnikKaiser]

Yeah...But would it be worth it?

SPUTNIK. Probably not to the creator.

[@SputnikKaiser]

Yeah...Maybe it could be a collab thing? Where a whole _team_ of TF2 memers work on it? With one working on each scene? I don't know.

SPUTNIK. That _could_ work, but then you need to gather the team first. Kind of reminds me of (Aurelio) Voltaire (Hernández)'s advice on publishing a book: "Well, the first thing you need to do is: *write the book*." and then stuff about how people try to get things ready for the publishing of the book, but are yet to write the book.

[@toofle]

ITS WORKING, THE ALGORITHM

[@memeulesrift6008]

Indeed, this digital animated artwork recorded online is completely operational for the people who by conventenal meens and are most likey chronicly ill in the theoryretical part of the the body that makes us think watch this.

[@monkaykong]

"Were one to peer into the inner mental workings that lay behind the contained filtration mask used for the filtration of harmful effects of acrid and/or toxic vapors, one would surely find imagery of such ghastly and macabre nature, as to render one stricken with physical tremors that are common with expressions of fear, panic, and disgust. Indeed, I state furthermore that such maleficent reveries are not at all uncommon, happening with such regularity as to resemble constancy." There's the spys dialogue.

[@omarmejia7609]

*I must simply request aid*

[@sirjulious101]

When your essay needa to be 15 pages long

[@HTFFanOfFlaky]

Even Pyro is being verbose

[@maboi0007]

Nice

[@otter4370]

Lol. Didn't even try to mess with the spy's dialogue.

[@mothimas]

I recall there being another video like this where the spy just says "I have no fucking idea what pyro is thinking" Too bad its gone

[@TheMaitreAssassin]

I LOL'D WHEN SPY HAD THE SAME LINES

[@Daxank]

Translation : I KNOW RIGHT !!

[@TheMaitreAssassin]

Daxank xD

[@NIR111Class]

I love the way the text to speech is muffled for the pyro

[@alfieomega]

The non-changing of Spy's lines is wonderful and a trick I haven't seen other people use yet It's nice we need more people that use big words for more jokes

The Heavy part is what he would say in Russian translated. (He has a PhD in Russian literature)

[@7drag0n]

nah he is russian

[@alfieomega]

@@7drag0n indeed he is Russian, but Heavy also has a PhD in Russian literature

[@alfieomega]

I return to this comment now wishing to correct myself, as I have since learned new information Heavy only mentions a PhD in Russian literature in _Poker Night at the Inventory_ (?), and not in any official TF2 media thus, the canonicity of this fact is put into question however, Heavy appears well spoken in the TF2 comics, so perhaps there is still a fact of high intelligence with Heavy, and the original comment still stays true

[@suspicioususer]

I like how he didn't change Spy's lines

[@LightningCayo]

*I must simply request aid.* Statements shortly before disaster.

[@mikethegoo]

"I must simply request help"

[@FranboiseSenpai]

I love how Spy almost had no changes in his way to speak because he's already has a gentlemanly way to speak.

[@ioratv]

I am aware that the date of this moving two dimensional imagery is two years early than the posting date of my comment however I implore you to enlighten me of the origin and alias of the rhytmic noises which were played throughout the duration of the forementionted imagery.

[@SillyMakesVids]

Mars, by Holst.

[@Atoll-ok1zm]

I know its a meme video, but you can't go wrong with mars. Its just too good.

[@Zechromium]

0:34 Heavy is suspicious of a plant

[@isaacjones1211]

ah yes "do note the emergent observation that my physical self is undergoing the process of exothermic combustion while also in possession of many highly combustible and explosive devices." is a perfect response to LITERALLY BURNING ALIVE

[@romeovictor954]

Hell yeah Mars (The Planets by Gustav Hulst I think)

[@handsome4922]

KZbin has been recommending these to me again..... And I'm glad it's done so.

[@nullen1499]

Recommended hit gold for once. This aged like fine wine.

[@robob4465]

When you have to hit that word limit

[@jeefberky9101]

5 years after its initial release and a year after the galaxy brain meme was popular this is recommended to me

[@bugjams]

Scout sounds like some sorta buggy Star Wars droid. God bless.

[@joeypickering5273]

“Greet the Pyrotechnics Worker.”

[@inspectorjavert9868]

This was ahead of its time.

[@augustomoreira7441]

2:24 fine. i'll do it for you. just this once. "one experiences a state of emotional distress sufficiently strong to cause their physical body to involuntarily tremble upon attempting to grasp the horrendous, traumatising and inhumane thoughts the pyrotechnical specialist, who hides their very face with a mask, has in mind, for you see, they seem to be that of cruelty and torture to a degree considered terrifying, i cannot help but wonder, what desires of cruel and torturous behaviour sustained by an undefined, albeit implied to be particularly lenghty, amount of time is the member of our team responsible for handling flammable material and/or equipment concealing behind their latex headgear designed to protect against flames?"

[@alexk8792]

I commend you, my good sir, on the effort poured into the production of this cinematographic motion picture concerning the mentally disturbed Pyrotechnical Specialist, and the use of "Mars, the Bringer of War" from The Planets Opus 32, that which was composed by the renowned musical composer Gustav Theodore Holst.

[@RealRalsei]

Am strangely facinated of how you are capable to perceive with your ears, the sound made by the pyro technicians artificial wording to artificial imitation of speech voice providing an expanded definition of his actions of conveying information and expressing his thoughts and feelings in spoken language, despite the fact that previous mentioned artificial imitation of speech is in the current state of bring not loud because of being obstructed because of the pre mentioned pyro technician's protective mask used to cover a said technician's face as a defense against poisonous gas.

[@zacharylegaspi7594]

Thank you, KZbin algorithm

[@jhrushbe2851]

I must say, the video picture looks absolutely dashing.

[@kirkhammer9612]

demo man should have just said EXCUSE ME IM IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION

[@engineerskalinera]

I love it how the spy doesnt need to be verbosed.

[@SputnikKaiser]

Encounter the Reconnoitering Specialist, Tasked with Obtaining Precious and Valuable Enemy Information?

[@LeeSintheBlindDoge]

I'm guessing the spy is already so sophisticated with his words he didn't need any changes XD

[@helrem]

I love that they are describing the pyro as if it were a lovecraftian creature

[@Thescrambledmann]

I love the fact that the spies, voice lines stay completely unchanged💀💀💀

[@twohandedswordsman852]

*_My word._*

[@Alduin_el_Compadre]

*Apocaliptic horns sounding* Soldier: _My Word..._

[@jawsplayz]

THIS IS 10 YEARS AGO?

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

I am delighted to inform you that witnessing your display of light and sound with the purpose of entertainment has brought a certain amount of humor to my person, which I reflexively express through the vocal action known as laughter, the volume of which is rather high, ensuring that others in the nearby area will be capable of taking notice of my action. (For the uneducated: LOL)

[@momspaghettis4527]

I like how the Mars suite changed to a happier tone during the pyroland part lol

[@Hugmir]

An overkill on Scout and a definite wasted opportunity on Spy. The Heavy part was remarkable, however - as was the applification of the auditory backing track, which would indeed beg a solemn commendation.

[@user-gi4qk7qm3t]

This sounds like a WWII documentary.

[@andreasmaurstad7227]

The music is like if Star Wars was made in the 50's

[@trickster5538]

It is with utmost horror that I remark that any person who was petitioned to think extensively on the matter would experience the emotional state of utmost panic and revulsion, if instructed to envision within one's mind's eye what eldritch horrors did dwell beneath the facial obfuscation device of our similarly clothed manic comrade with a prefixation on the combustion of human and nonhuman materials. One can only conclude that the psyche of such a repulsive and twisted individual would produce only the disgusting desires of sadism, prolonged to extensive, and quite horrifying lengths of time. Truly, it is a subject many of us would wish to avoid outright.

[@Nafinafnaf]

That use of "Mars, the Bringer of War" as the BG is actually freaking genius

[@mineralwater25]

Nobody: KZbin reccomendation at 2 am

[@Zopporillo]

Why I see this gold only now.

[@muriloduartegoddusofcowus5893]

My friend,this has shown quite the human giggle,as this specific set of fps,also called frames per second,have moved at such speeds to create a fully funcional footage with vibrations that seemingly enter the 2 organs capable of making the human body hear objects from specific distantes,which have triggered the human emotion of laugher,now my fellow friends,i must react in the called 'gen z" attitude 💀

[@ironic_iron8770]

I died at the blu medic's part

[@zaphodbeeblebrox7893]

Mars really brings this whole thing together

[@spotify8613]

When you need to justify a question in a test

[@skorpthememer1601]

Mars, Bringer of War! Excellent choice of music!

[@Dilbert1999]

I would express sentiments of gratitude in the event that the creation of a video detailing the exploits of the forerunner of information gathering who also presents an understanding in the art of combating his foes be created by your person.

[@slick571]

KZbin for 7 years: nah KZbin in 2019 summer: *LETS RECOMMEND THIS*

[@MoonPupper]

One feels obliged to communicate to the creator of the set of moving images put together to create an entertaining visual experience that I have viewed in a recent scale of time, that the aforementioned moving image set was of an enjoyable and entertaining nature.

[@almightyloaf3886]

Bread.... Bread never changes.

[@planetearth8044]

Mars was a good pick, mix of terror and fancy

[@imgonnamwamwayou]

imagine if the lyrics of the song would be also verbose

[@user-jw1sf4hu3h]

A gentleman's guide to the pyros story

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

I, of my personal accord, shall move my small handheld device, that is dragged across a flat surface, to move the cursor on my screen above the grey shape, commonly referred to as a hand with its lower digit pointing in the upward direction, and apply pressure to the left half of the handheld device to show my appreciation for the dedication this account's owner inserts to this piece of visual media.

[@Fbcos221]

I, as a human individual belonging to the one and only known great mass of both earth and water components which is habitated by complex life forms, must confess that the application of the entrepreneur of sensory shapeshifting with purpose of infiltrationary actions' original vocal transmission, possible by the various mechanisms present in the interior of the larynx, provided this moving imagery with a subtle and comical indication of how the previously mentioned individual maintains a high social class, and does not require any alteration in his manner of speech. I bid you my most honest praise and will antecipate with eagerness the following motion picture. Farewell.

[@GrandTonka]

Even the mmphs change WTF this is so good 😂😂

[@feartheghus]

I love how the spy just says they same quote he said in the original

[@Collisto2435]

'Become acquainted with the pyrotechnical specialist'

[@diegordi1394]

These kind of videos are always the best.

[@gabegriffin5984]

honestly just sad the music wasnt a verbose version of do you believe in nagic

[@brianvincench5476]

Is it possible that you process the thought of whimsical elemental behavior being an actuality?

[@fyreblazters]

​@@brianvincench5476 My fellow comrade, your retort traverses the temporal expanse to alight upon a commentary now aged by seven earth rotations, a chronological quirk that imparts a certain humorous tint to the situation, yet concurrently renders it thoroughly extraneous to the current discourse at hand.

[@ShrekIsGod1]

My favorite parts were when scout and heavy moved their head for minutes

[@user-jw1sf4hu3h]

A formidable look into the second person view of the pyro, with a informal look at teammates initial opinion towards said pyro and an exceptionally educated dialogue driven from said teammates of the basic color red.

[@blushyplushyfusion]

I am here to inform all you, fellow homo sapians that, unlike a sizeable majority of you, I, in fact, have used the appendages at the end of my biologically occurring implement used for grasping various tangible objects to deliberately uncover this short film of my own volition.

[@EmperorNefarious1]

Holst was the ideal accompaniment to this piece of video entertainment

[@threescoops8672]

I was only just recommended this video, but I will say spy's line got to me way harder than it had any right to.

[@arthurbarbosa8204]

As this has only a few dialogue, they gotta be enormous.

[@chunkular7152]

When you gotta write an essay that needs to match a high word amount

[@lau2247]

Why I'm a finding this kind of videos so late? They're hilarious

[@juliododd860]

Scout looks like a pidgeon 1:40

[@cantinhodocafe4087]

The fact that they didn't even change Spy's dialogue is absolutely genius.

[@analothor]

AGAIN no hats moustaches or monocles ITS NOT THE SAME

[@badatgamessss]

i love that spy says exactly the same thing he said in the original

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

I love how Spy's dialogue wasn't changed

[@SiRenfield]

If I may inquire, do you feel sure of the truth of the supernatural power over natural forces that exists within the confines of a metaphorical cardiovascular organ of a young female human?

[@BlazeLycan]

This is an art.

[@piacomispl2023]

The music and the robotic dialogue made me feel like I was playing KotOR all over again

[@JohnThems]

It takes some talent to extend a 5 second sentence to an entire minute.

[@mlemmlem9690]

At that precise moment in time that it is that you find yourself in great need and of the intense desire to obtain the bare minimum requirement of words you must have obtained upon the paper to pass in your imperitive and time-restrainted documents.

[@Dr_Heavy]

I call pyro the hudda hudda man from hudda hudda land

[@azcatriz]

Thank you KZbin recommendations

[@TehComs]

I feel that it is my express duty to commend you on your exquisite choice of ambient tonal sequences. To be sure, the composition in question, known coloquially as "Mars the Bringer of War" was not only inspired in terms of mere selection, but also in its relation to events portrayed within this high-resolution recording of virtual events, especially with regard to the all-important climax and finale. Accordingly, I give you a gentlemanly gesture of approval through the raising of my digits.

[@olbradley]

me someone who listens to classical music: *_M A R S_*

[@BaritoneSaxKing]

Song is "Mars, The Planets." -Gustav Holst