Encountering 28-foot crocodiles in the Wild - Joe Rogan and Kelly Slater #JRE

#jre #joerogan #shorts

[@the_eyeopener]

Taken From The Joe Rogan Experience #1185 with Kelly Slater

[@iheartbridalcouture5989]

@@highcountrydelatite They say Gustave is dead. Hasn’t been seen in a long time

[@johnprincetongo7989]

You know that maybe Gustave the croc gustave size prob rivals lo longs size

[@aryanprivilege9651]

Pack of lies, saltiness do not stay in saltwater, they dont get big by eating people. NOT EVEN 2 A YEAR IN AUSTRALIA! FACT, we swim with everything, not bothered. Dolphins Porpoises are seriously dead ylñ ,pre than sharks. Making a fool of dumbbells especially Rogan, but znyone battling big wavescis insane. Assure way to get hurt or die, square meter is a metric ton, you cannot swim in those bone breakers, drowners. Salt water is clear, baramundi is as boring as Tilapia, poop eater. Terrrible nonsense!

[@casualwoodchuck]

ty

[@hammerT2997]

Wonder if ol slater and matt brody are still fighting over ol sommer?? Lmfao.

[@manuelhernandez2017]

A salt water crocodile ❌ Assault water crocodile ✅

[@kathleenmann7311]

😄👍💯👏

[@trevorjason4962]

Very well done, sir.😂

[@kolbymartin9743]

Ban the assault crocodiles!

[@acrossroads93]

Yup time to trim the tails and remove the teeth

[@user-kx9rb8vy8l]

​@@kolbymartin9743 you beat me to it

[@andybud1983]

He lost me at "1km away"😅

[@Sb-ty7xo]

Its a thousand metres thats pretty far. You could never make an accurate size assessment from that distance. I'd be amazed it any given circumstance you'd even see a crocodile from that distance they're not even that easy to spot from 100m away. Sounds like total bs tbh.

[@gluteusaurusmaximus6133]

Right. he pulled that estimate out his butt.

[@maukdegroef7497]

​@@IndigenousDubz you got football fields 365 yards long ? A km is 0.62miles

[@josephbaltodano4382]

No different than estimating the size of a planet or star from earth. That’s just one kilometer you can get a pretty rough size estimate based on that.

[@Sb-ty7xo]

@@josephbaltodano4382 It's literally absolutely nothing like that at all lol.

[@BenedictMotombo-ut4hx]

Joe's face is already thinking how will a grizzly fight a 28 foot salt water croc while hunting for barramundi

[@captainspartycrusade767]

🤣

[@wasdas8853]

Whilst tripping on DMT

[@muhamadfazliehafizie7231]

😂

[@yashpatel261]

My money is on the croc. It's basically got armoured skin. Bear is pure strength but crocs got strength and armour.

[@Lazyspaceout]

The largest crocodile ever caught was 27 feet so it's possible

[@Roguescienceguy]

Saltwater crocs are a silent reminder that we got real lucky that that asteroid hit

[@rjplameras7435]

Right.28 feet croc would be considered a common size if that asteroid hit some other planet 😂

[@Bazzz87]

Just imagine if the ancient crocodilians were still around that even our human ancestors had to deal with🤯🤯🤯 the missing persons reports around rivers, lakes, and oceans would be large amount

[@farhanatashiga3721]

May i suggest you to Google sebeciade

[@shanecateriny4359]

To bad no one’s ever been to space. NASA just admitted that. So did most asto nots. No evidence of space other than computer renderings. Weird how we get lied to everyday and no one cares. Sheep

[@happymantom]

Ya just imagining T. rex running around picking off kids and old people like nothing. And there would be nothing we could do

[@Littleking1985]

I've seen a 15 ft alligator in north Florida in brackish water and I was amazed at its size but a 28 foot crocodile That's a damn dinosaur.

[@markus7166]

It's not real, and it never happened. The largest croc in recorded human history was barely a few inches over 20ft.

[@elmjojokes7782]

@@markus7166 in 1823 a saltwater croc measuring 27 feet was killed in the Philippines And that's also not even mentioning the speculative Queensland croc that was 30 ft in length Crocs eating giant animals and humans can get enormous you'd be a fool to assume they couldn't get bigger than 20 ft

[@owensunuwar697]

​@@markus716620ft lolong was the largest croc ever captured by humans We don't know the bigger ones they might have encountered

[@vincentfontanos98]

​​@@elmjojokes7782 agree it's 1823 in Laguna lake the farmers saw that 27 feet salt water crocodile that's lolongs Grandfather

[@tullynona2750]

Its been stated that there are Salties that can grow just over 30 foot moving in and out of Asian and Australia....28 foot could be medium size which is the scariest thing cause Australia has stopped culling crocs 3 to 4 decades ago cause we almost whipped them out duento crocs killing humans and farmers live stocks. So its 3 to 4 decades later since the cullings....28 foot is probably medium. Mind the waters up tip of Australia and take notice of yellow croc warning signs. A rule of law is that Billabongs and water holes in land have crocs in it, as crocs can live in both Salt and Fresh Water. Dont just jump in cause you might not resurface.

[@redfishbluefish4973]

I’m not 5’10”, I’m 6’5”. You just have to look at me from 1km away.

[@andreimuresian7146]

Still too short to date girls.

[@blackmind8295]

@@andreimuresian7146hahahah 6ft 5 to Short. Im 6‘3 and no Problems there

[@shed117]

​@@andreimuresian7146 ain't that the truth mordern women 🙃🤡🌎🤦🏾 Underrated comment dude.

[@KaushikBala333]

​@@andreimuresian7146any girl under 5'10" is undateable.

[@AspiringSpaceWizard]

@@andreimuresian7146im 5’7” guess im stuck humping my pillow with no kids

[@goldilocks913]

Three Grizzly bears in a crocodile costume have entered the chat

[@ethanbarrera9861]

😂😂

[@TerreneitorPlusUltra]

I'm with you if you change it to entered it belly

[@brodylockwood14]

This guy does the most natural Aussie accent without exagerating it. Im Australian and it was spot on except for the way he said feet

[@pyrohawkrthedrunkinaussy9882]

Look i thought he was Haha

[@fluolegends5640]

Then it wasn't spot on 😂

[@thebullbar1822]

It's an accent he'd have heard quite a lot on the surfing circuit.

[@peterllwlln]

my Australian friend says the Australian its a Kent accent it came from Kent people.

[@johnkidd797]

Im a Scottish Highlander and can do any accent apart from Welsh, that turns into pakistani after two sentences. Bloody oath mate 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@Meat12.5]

I saw and touched a 14ft dead salt water Croc in Northern Australia. It was floating on it's back and had a bite out of it by a Croc that was about twice the size bite as the dead one. Obviously a territorial attack. There is a 20 footer around this area too but the bite size was bigger. We are always careful around the top end because things grow bigger than anywhere else. Saw a hammerhead shark up close bigger than our fishing boat Our boat was 16 ft. Got quite a number of 1 meter plus barramundi. The bigger the crocs the more elusive they are and the older they are. They are very intelligent and experienced. It's very hard to spot them unless they want you to see them.

[@odinsbeard1117]

That’s terrifying to think about. When they want you to see them. I would imagine that by the time you see them it’s probably too late to do anything about it.

[@Meat12.5]

@@odinsbeard1117 had a 18ft get too Agressive in a small creek and went under our small boat and sat just over an arms length beside us. We moved away quickly. Friend had one try and get in boat and had to fight it back with an oar. Had a 16ft grab my barramundi off my line whilst fishing and hit him in the head with my fishing rod.

[@bensomer4966]

​@@Meat12.5 you realize them fuckers jump out of the water could've taken you if it wanted to

[@Meat12.5]

@@bensomer4966 Yes they are very dangerous. Even a small 7ft Croc wanted to follow and attack. They are very wild and very Agressive around the Tiwi Islands and the Kimberley is Region. Even the fish are Agressive. I was catching fish without any bait on the hook and the mere splash of the hook and tackle in the water they attacked and got hooked. You don't want to fall in. Sharks are in abundance and very large ones too.

[@WoodlandAsh]

Thank you for the info, I’ve added that to my list of places to never visit!

[@teop7887]

croc people are like fishermen "Mate, it was 21...no, 28 feet long!"

[@kylesawkon4074]

Both of those numbers are high

[@missionpupa]

Maybe it was 50 feet, who knows, nobody could prove him wrong. What he saw was a log for all we know 😂

[@kylesawkon4074]

@@missionpupa 1000 meters is only like 3 football fields

[@daniz420p7]

@@kylesawkon40741000m/120m= at least 8 football fields.

[@cecilsink9901]

​@@kylesawkon4074 10 😅

[@peterschmidt1453]

Crocs were shot to only a few thousand remaining until protected in the 1970's. The little ones have had 50 years to grow, there will be a few giants amongst them. North Australia has very few people living there, the rivers are silty, plenty places for the giants to hide.

[@bensomer4966]

Plus tidal rivers

[@seanoreiley48]

That’s an interesting point. Who knows how big 100-200 years ago they were.

[@elmjojokes7782]

Yep and those Aussie Crocs are eating even bull sharks

[@shanevonharten3100]

​@@seanoreiley48. Aussie record is 28ft 2.5inches in 1957

[@christipton7588]

​@@shanevonharten3100 no documentation of any Crocs this big

[@bostonjedi]

Sorry lol but "Estimated.. From Helicopter" = probably 16-20ft 😜

[@kyndred-ry5mm]

ya i saw the doc ,i dont know where he took this number

[@bostonjedi]

@@66Traveler99 😆❤

[@johncasamassa462]

I knew a Marine who was stationed for a while in Australia at the end of WW2. He said they would take a landing craft out to the fleet anchored in the harbor to pick up their mail. They had to station a Marine with a BAR on the boat along with the driver because the salt-water crocs would attack the boat.

[@soscobra]

Would they use drinks to distract the croc?

[@johncasamassa462]

@soscobra Funny guy. On the off chance you are truly unfamiliar with the acronym...BAR = Browning Automatic Rifle, a light machine gun, forerunner of the M60 light machine gun. 😀

[@soscobra]

@@johncasamassa462 haha yep I figured it was a military acronym but couldn’t pass up the chance to confuse the clueless masses

[@shriharihudli8596]

@@soscobra Lol might be a good strategy though. If a croc attacks, pour booze into its open mouth and get it drunk!

[@soscobra]

@@shriharihudli8596 Next thing you know it will be on Joe Rogan's show getting interviewed

[@juliaelrod2154]

Thats not a croc. Thats a dinosaur.

[@ilovebirds3157]

Crocodiles are dinosaurs. So are birds. The more you know

[@spinosaurusstriker]

​​@@ilovebirds3157hat? No crocodiles are not dinosaurs were did you got that.

[@spinosaurusstriker]

There were crocs living with dinosaurs, thos is like saying (thats not a snake, thats a t rex)

[@kjp1232]

​@@ilovebirds3157birds are not dinosaurs they are just descendants birds are birds dinosaurs were dinosaurs.

[@mikeaddesso3546]

Crocs are dinosaurs they are the only creature who hasn’t really changed much just maybe size

[@Serron]

I saw a crow at a mile. It had a 13 foot wingspan. I think.

[@hayzIsherwood]

Thats respectable

[@athraigh916]

Had 1 inch talons

[@liontamer8961]

😂😂😂

[@PintoConrad]

Exactly. If it was actually 28ft long it would be the biggest one ever. But no one in their right mind is going to accept this just because Mr Hawkeye here estimated the length of the animal just by looking at it from a Kilometre away.

[@Lowgxp]

Thing had 12inch+ feathers running down it’s back.

[@yamatokawa]

I once saw a 40 ft long one, but I saw it from like 3 miles away, with binoculars, so I stimated the size. It might have been 38 ft tho...

[@josephlittlefield2256]

😂

[@thetrooper1061]

Lolol

[@franciscosaca2767]

😂😅

[@elrafa5845]

Sure you did

[@davidgalvin3918]

Exactly

[@mikesmusicden]

My wife and I were staying in a guesthouse in Siam Reap Cambodia. Our room was on the second floor and looked down on a swimming pool in the guest house next door. The pool was a 20 foot long pool and inside the pool was a crocodile that took up the entire length of the pool, nose to tail. I have never seen an animal so big and prehistoric looking; it was easily 18-20 feet long with an abdomen of at least 6-7 feet wide. It was awesome in the sense that I was in awe of how massive it was...

[@XxPunxunite]

That's a crazy story. Been to Siam Reap myself but never saw a Croc while I was there

[@k4karot766]

That width doesn't seem right, 6 feet is a lot broooo. It must be 2.5 or 3 feet.

[@k4karot766]

Btw, what happened to that crocodile??

[@k4karot766]

Where he come from?

[@Smashingblouse]

Was he cool with you swimming in his pool?

[@jeremymarsh1377]

All the fish I ever caught were the double the size they actually were when I tell my fish stories too.

[@mimy1893]

😂

[@derrickmooney8566]

You can get in a Perspex tube up in Darwin with one at croc cove costs about 200bucks 15min from memory its about 22ft you can see it on utube 😊

[@DoctorProph3t]

It’s takes ten Americans to believe one Aussie. Next, he told Joe all about the drop bears and you gotta distract them with Vegemite.

[@lanelowther7716]

Imma need a Joe Rogan discussion of three-way battle royale amongst a croc, great white, and kodiak bear. Go.

[@SiilyWilly]

Crocodile because it will eat you slowly and you will be hurtin!! Shit scares the F××× out of me!! Ever the i went to UF 🐊LOL 😂

[@perunlowtuned]

Naaah... Gorilla, tiger & grizzly. That would make Joe growl and roar into the mic for 5min. at least! And God knows what would be goin' on under the table...

[@davidm1277]

I went to a croc farm in Aussie and during feeding time 2 went for same piece of meat and when 1 got it the other decided to bite the others jaw then preceded to squeeze so hard that you could hear the bones snapping. The one getting bit didn't even flinch lol

[@HeadHoncho727]

I went kayaking down the suwanee river with my mom when I was like 8 and we saw a gator bigger than our tandem kayak. It was a 16 foot kayak. I know that sucker was longer that that and he was thick too. He had some girth to him. Slid right off the sandy bank he was laying on and right into the water. Only time I've ever been scared of a gator. Born and raised in Florida and I've never EVER seen any gator that big. I've seen so many record gators online in pictures and videos and he basically dwarfs those. My heart DROPPED when I saw him slide into that water.

[@wargriffin5]

"It's so smart, it owns its territory." The Orcas: *"Looks like croc is BACK on the menu, boys!"*

[@dalane5196]

Yep and he is the Pentecost river in Northern Western Australia, that is where the mother lives. The Helicopter Pilots were not a KM away either, they got a really good look at him. Anyone who doubts the story I recommend a trip to the Pentecost where it meets the sea, go for a swim and you will get to meet the thing, get to know him on a personal basis, wont be a long acquaintance though.

[@husq2100]

He never said the helicopter guys were a km away 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Blaze-ko3ts]

@@husq2100 He’s talking about people commenting he was a mile away when he saw it. He’s saying the guy isn’t exaggerating, because the helicopter was right above it

[@beaunuske8942]

Your off your head,it would be huge but more like 18 feet 😂

[@dalane5196]

@@beaunuske8942 No it is closer to 28 feet, and I am not talking about the picture in this article just to be clear.

[@beaunuske8942]

@@dalane5196 mate,I'm not trying to insult you or be childish.But the biggest croc ever officially measured was 20 feet(a touch under 7 metres)your suggesting this croc is nearly 10 metres,I have no doubt he is a big fella but it sounds like a bit of fishermans truth is slipping into this legend.Dominator in the Adelaide River is officially the largest croc alive

[@stevedawson6979]

Man, idiots in here doubting a croc that is 28 feet can exist. A croc at 28 feet was already caught and killed more than half a century ago in Australia. It’s inevitable that a few saltwater crocs can hit close to 30 ft. Just like a few men are 7.5 feet tall.

[@CS-zn6pp]

If you can see it from a Km away its too big.....

[@honeyFoxx420]

People are not getting the point of how Big they can get

[@PogonaV]

Thats just factually wrong. The Croc I believe you are speaking of can't be confirmed in size. If we look at that famous picture we can see it's forced perspective making the animal appear so large. The largest ever Croc recorded was around 23 feet long. That's still a 2000 pound animal. It all comes down to two things. People want to tell fantastical stories, and they are also really bad at judging size. But of course if you want to show me evidence of a nearly 30 foot Croc I'd be happy to see it. In fact, I want it to be true! I just know it's not.

[@Salciiiiii]

@@PogonaV’s true Looks way bigger than lolong no matter how you put it Easily believable kris was 28ft That’s what was said And nothing suggest otherwise unless in denial

[@idiotidiot5821]

I saw an alligator snapping turtle the size of Butterbean one time. Literally like 400 lbs it was almost twice the size I was at 12.

[@MizzouRah78]

"He's only seen it once and was about a kilometer away." Might as well not even tell that story.

[@karlepaul6632]

To be fair, could be he saw it with a set of binoculars (or whatever). With a good set, it's not impossible to gauge its size. Of course, IF the guy really saw it.

[@sumrandomfurry]

despite that, it was definitely still large. up to 25 feet at least

[@difficult-troll]

Joe in his mind : "But can he beat a grizzly though? "

[@ericwong4213]

Joe: 28 FEET!!!! Jarret: Yoink

[@keithharrold7262]

I think we need a bigger boat!!

[@chrisbell9041]

Gustav: where was this I don’t remember you 😂😂😂

[@allenmorris1883]

I've seen one of these! It almost looks fake because your mind can't process the enormity of it! the one I saw was down in Florida that I was told, hangs out in the back water swamp areas and those are remote you don't EVER go in those places!!! The one I saw was laying out in a recently tilled field laying under a tree! I was able to get around 50' away behind a fence to look at it! I didn't have a camera but my guess was at least 25' long! I stood there 15 minutes so I got a good look at it!!! Ginormous!!!

[@albertbryan7132]

I saw Gomek once when he was alive at Marine Land in St. Augustine. He was only 18 feet and weighted around 2000 pounds. Gomek was a saltwater crock from New Guinea. I sold the alloy fasteners that held the panels on his tank.

[@decembrkravitz3749]

Whoa! Marine Land brings back so many memories of field trips as a kid. Thank you for reminding me of that place.

[@jeremiahtenerife9122]

That crocodile loves sea food that includes us

[@93ChayZ]

Crocs never stop growing their entire life, they don’t even know how long they truly live. For fuk sake they can eat one big meal and SIT IN THE MUD FOR 12 MONTHS AND NOT EAT ANYTHING, tell me that ain’t a fukin dinosaur. Really a blessing, they even exist today 💀

[@thebluestig2654]

This is why I have to laugh when the Jurassic Park movies, and the developers of dinosaur videogames are always making their apex predators insanely active, always hunting, and always eating. Just look at the biggest land based predators on earth today, they are always laying around in the shade, conserving their energy until they finally get hungry again. In Ark: Survival Evolved they made the big carnivores insane, always running from victim to victim non-stop killing and eating.

[@erdbeertage4851]

Crocodiles are cold blooded animals though.

[@PogonaV]

​@@thebluestig2654 That's because dinosaurs were birds and would have been warm blooded with fast metabolic rates. They would have needed a lot of food and would have been fairly active. Crocs are cold blooded animals and have very slow metabolic rates so they can go much farther between meals. Hence why dinosaurs are extinct and crocs are still here.

[@thebluestig2654]

@@PogonaV They were reptiles, crocs are reptiles. What dinosaurs may or may not have evolved into is irrelevant to what they actually were at the time. The largest warm blooded predators on Earth today CONSERVE their energy until they get hungry again because they do NOT eat every day.

[@ilovebirds3157]

Well it is a dinosaur

[@justaninja1]

Imagine being a diver and you come across that thing.😮

[@jahprime6932]

How about you just imagine being a diver. And stay the eff out of its territory. Lol

[@futureparadise.2089]

Why would you live in croc territory to begin with? Lol

[@LS2258]

@@futureparadise.2089because it’s beautiful lmfao, you just aren’t allowed to swim in any body of water 💀

[@cyriloliver6747]

There is a place at the top of NT Australia called the 'Crocodile group of Islands'. But I bet he was fishing in the Daly River, Northern Territory Australia.. However, the largest Crocodile in captivity is located on Green Island, Cairns, Queensland Australia

[@davidsirmons]

So, Ron and Krys Kowalski in 1967 were professional croc hunters in Australia, before the craze of croc/alligator hides in fashion became popular. Nobody had hunted crocs in Australia for any reasons at that time, and there were huuuuge crocs found and measured. The largest they killed and taped was 8.7 meters, which is 27ft-4in. A 16ft croc, standing to walk, will stand to the height of a grown 6ft man's waist. So that 27 footer would have been to the middle of his chest, and probably 4 to 5 feet wide, with a skull probably 5ft long as well. A nightmare for sure. Crocs and alligators continue to grow as long as they're alive, and a 27+ footer likely saw two centuries pass.

[@WickedWildlife]

The Kowalski croc was removed from the Guinness world records due to lack of evidence Realistically the Kowalskis where crocodile shooters for a living, to think they shot the largest crocodile ever recorded (and largest by over 2m) and didn’t take any physical evidence is pretty far fetched It’s like a fisherman catching a world record and just letting it go without keeping it or even showing anyone

[@willlaflam]

Where's the evidence? Just because some one says so doesn't mean much

[@rikiellia]

Florida got nothing on the crocks here in Australia !

[@MrRickb75645]

And thank you my friend . Keep them . We don't want them.

[@ejay11000]

Until some dumb bastard releases some in the wild

[@juangallego5392]

We have saltwater crocs too

[@ejay11000]

@@juangallego5392 florida has american crocodiles, not saltwater crocodiles, different species

[@hashbrown4278]

Wrong Florida has both and panthers and bears.

[@acosta6012]

28 ft Croc 🐊? Naa that’s a dinosaur son

[@firsttakehonesty4689]

when a 20footer walks on land its stomach is a meter off the ground

[@robmangeri777]

I love stories like this! I can’t prove it true or prove it wrong. It just teases my imagination 😎👍🏼

[@jdm1066]

JOE I saw a 12,000 pound Grizzly.... from 400 miles away.

[@annabenedetti9699]

I am convinced early sailors who drew dragons with large teeth was because they saw these guys in the water. They move between Australia and Indonesia and the Philippines.

[@M4DBMX]

Definitely talking about northern Australia. We have a very different breed of crocodile here

[@floridaguyoutdoors6325]

I believe there are some 20+ foot crocodiles around just haven't been seen by the right people yet

[@calvinm1866]

Agreed, its always the people with the shittiest cameras or nothing at all that see stuff.

[@m3diterra]

A 28-footer (8.6 meters) was shot and captured in 1957 on the McCarther Bank in the Norman River, Queensland

[@BY-jp7sg]

Remember that if you see the crocodile, it’s already seen YOU first 😂

[@HaveAGoodDayFk.U]

So he saw it from more than a half mile away and figured out how big it was. Sounds like proof to me LoL

[@bilborobb2294]

Need to watch that old Aussie show Northern Adventure where they shot one that went to 29feet.

[@B..B.]

Croc flexing in the ocean until a new pack of orca get a taste for croc.

[@mattkreais8240]

A km away and it was thought to be 28 feet.. soo.. 22 sounds about right..

[@scotmac5143]

I remember seeing a programme years ago and there was a croc so big it was crazy. It had 6 bullet holes down it's side. The guy who was there said that someone tried to kill it years ago with a machine gun. It was massive

[@jameshyde022]

gustav

[@scotmac5143]

@jameshyde022 yes mate, correct. I've been thinking about that name for days now. Thanks

[@jameshyde022]

@@scotmac5143 that croc was a bbeast. Unfortunately it has been reported that people claim to have killed him.

[@srtcreationsci]

Bro he had me at 1 kilometer 🤣🤣🤣🤣 wtf

[@S.W.E_RECORDS]

from the sky

[@derrickmooney8566]

Australia change from the old out of date imperial system about 60yrs ago 😊

[@GoBirdz13]

"28 foot" croc from 1km away? You an eagle??

[@pappysproductions]

That's as long as my 5th wheel trailer😮

[@davidlambert6171]

Coming from a fishing dude, I severely doubt his claim. Remember they are the king of overestimation just to gain clout! "Dude! I once caught a Bass 3 feet long!". Hahaha. Never trust a fishing enthusiast when it comes to a creature size or weight!

[@PlatinumDonger]

There’s crocs over there growing to 22 feet casually, a 28 footer isn’t that far fetched.

[@WayneJackson-sn3wx]

you have obviously never been to Australia.

[@calibos3329]

Yeah, 28' from a kilometer away - that sounds like a dependable estimate. Does he know how rediculous that sounds? 🤣😂

[@kylesawkon4074]

True but it’s gotta be 20 plus

[@JamesBrown-fd1nv]

Not as stupid as the scientists that say that the universe is expanding. They can't see any edges and everything is moving around at all times. It's like an assembly in CAD that isn't locked to the origin.

[@bimmerM3003]

Hey American, a km isn't that far compared to a mile😂

[@kylesawkon4074]

@@bimmerM3003 I think it’s still like half a mile tho

[@EldestZelot]

@@JamesBrown-fd1nv The reason why they know its expanding is because the highest possible speed in a vacuum is the speed of light and everything is moving away from us. However if the highest possible speed is the speed of light then how can there be objects that we know are farther away than the age of the universe when we know the age of the universe as roughly 14 billion for a fact? It's because of that expansion. If the speed of light cannot reach a destination in an objective set of time that we have found time and time again to be consistent then the only solution is expansion. Furthermore we can see that things far away from us appear to be moving faster away than things close to us, this is observable in their redshifting. The speed at which the universe expands is still debated though, but it is faster than the speed of light-but since the Speed of ljght is the speed limit of physical objects within the universe, no laws of physics are broken. Look up Hubble's law to learn more about it.

[@erosgiosalmoni1925]

That Saltwater Cocodrile can be a good snack for Orcas 😂

[@aleckermit]

I saw one at an Australian zoo that had to have been 20'

[@williambeilfuss8138]

I'm not saying that his statements are true or anything but you can't just dismiss the possibility of a croc at or near 28+ feet. Salties routinely get over 20 feet and as reptiles they never stop growing throughout their entire life. Now consider that they can live more than 100 years in some cases. It isn't a stretch to imagine an alpha bull croc with good genetics that stayed well fed and lived a long life getting to these size ranges. Accept it.

[@kevplescia4397]

The 1s that reached all your requirements for it to get big only made it to 22 feet... lol

[@williambeilfuss8138]

@@kevplescia4397 Anomalies in nature exist literally everywhere and we discover crazy things we didn't think were possible basically daily. All I'm saying is to keep an open mind and not immediately dismiss everything you don't entirely agree with at first glance. LOL.

[@kevplescia4397]

@@williambeilfuss8138 there are anomalies. Like a crocodile could just get that very rare giant gene but that not natural at that point- it a genetic condition.

[@williambeilfuss8138]

@@kevplescia4397 How are genes and genetics not natural?

[@kevplescia4397]

@@williambeilfuss8138 do you think a woman with both genitals are natural? Lol 😂

[@HandsomeBastard]

"We saw him from a kilometre away but that was enough for us to assume everything about him including size, behaviour and his denomination. Oh, and he had missing tooth as well." The Everglades Rednecks.

[@stalinsoulz7872]

hell, least the best people out there to trust your life.... just stay on the calm side so nothing goes wrong real fast

[@jnewman139]

“What’s the biggest one you ever seen” 😅😅😅😅😅

[@James-nm8dr]

It’s impossible to see a 15 ft croc every 20 minutes 💀

[@Lord-Tywin-Lannister]

That Croc was hunting them😂. That's why 😅

[@Sb-ty7xo]

I saw an ostrich from 3 miles away. I estimated it was the size of a T-rex. Thing was massive!!

[@TheLeperKing178]

Then it would be 40 feet wtf

[@jonb2756]

"What's the biggest one you ever seen?" That's my kind of conversation.

[@doeplatform5285]

pause

[@lynch42o]

Well.. ima a grower, not a shower

[@dantemarotta356]

I know the crocodile named Krys iirc measured 28feet from the 1900s

[@studiompodcastnetwork5119]

This is one of my favorite episodes of the JRE. Then they talk about the biggest great white shark seen off the South African coast at 30+ ft 🤯

[@justinb2022]

I saw the moon once through my window. I estimated its size at about 37 suns. Maybe 38.

[@itakedamage]

😂😂

[@mikehunt2278]

Lol that Aussie was pulling the piss out of you the largest recorded croc was just over 20 ft but god help you if a drop bear comes along

[@SJ-qx3mt]

Bro was on his second 6 pack

[@Girlllly23]

That’s literally almost the size of the animatronic crocodile from lake placid. Holy shit.

[@benwilliams3539]

Source: trust me bro.

[@misssherrie-may1041]

Yes, our crocs are huge. Your gators are so cute. Perfect pocket size

[@hashbrown4278]

Florida has both gators and crocs.

[@travistaylor4342]

That would make it the same size of the croc in lake placid

[@InspiringNotionz]

That croc would fit in my RV with a foot to spare. 🤣

[@BummyDAn]

Joe should've called him out. 1km away...😂

[@zw3565]

A fisherman telling the story so that means it was closer to 2.8 feet long

[@Pedja-J7]

I saw one 🐊 39 footer from 7,8 km...

[@1DVSB]

I’ve seen a Great White at least 32ft long, it came up from the deep and went along side my 32ft boat while tuna fishing. I thought it was a whale it was so big. It could the boat a few times and disappeared. I’ve also seen three Great Whites attack and kill a 75ft long whale, like a wolf pack.

[@markus7166]

No you didn't. The largest great white shark in recorded history was barely over 20ft. You saw a basking shark or some type of whale.

[@1DVSB]

@@markus7166 It came right up to me with in arms reach. I threw cum so it could eat it, but it just looked at me. I worked for the Woods Hole oceanographic institute, technically a subcontractor. The scientists didn’t even believe great whites were in the water off the Cape when I reported it, not to mention a shark longer then the 32’ boat. I’ve rescued great whites since then and guess who was right. I’ve even seen three of them kill a whale together. A whale wrapped itself around that 32’ boat and I looked it in the eye talking it down. It was pissed because because it’s baby snagged the hook for a few seconds while I was fishing for tuna. The really big great whites eat giant bluefin tuna. I had a 1200 pound tuna almost to the boat and a great white ate it in one bite, only leaving the head. This all happened when scientist believe great whites didn’t exist in this area. Shows how much scientist know about the ocean. They are to set in there theories to explore other possibilities.

[@calvinm1866]

​@@markus7166He has a boat but not a device to record anything with.

[@petercastles5978]

Those folk commenting about the size are way off. The crocs here in Oz will grow to 30 foot plus. They were shot for their hides before being protected in the 70's I think. A few survived and the numbers are growing. So the majority are of small size now, but give them another decade or two and the bigger sizes will be more common. We are too stupid to cull them, so only a matter of time before they start coming in on our lovely Sunshine Coast.

[@PogonaV]

There are no 30 foot crocs anywhere in the world. Let alone Australia. Australia is full of reptile parks and zoos keeping saltwater crocodiles. These animals eat better in captivity and expend half the energy they do in the wild and they are still only 16-20 feet. Some of the Crocs at Australia Zoo have been there for 40 years. If they can get 30 feet long we would see that in captivity by now. As for Crocs invading the sunshine coast, it gets too cold in the winter months for Crocs to stay in that area all year round. Every now and again one will pop down during the summer but there's no evidence of a resident population so I think ur safe mate. Also, Croc populations are still lower than before Europeans showed up so there is no need for a cull. All that does is throw nature out of balance.

[@petercastles5978]

@@PogonaV Well Davide, Snapping Handbags have been in the Rockhampton area for many years now. One has been sighted at Maryborough, roughly 200 klms from Brisbane, knocking on the door of our Sunshine Coast. They are coming down because they are forced to. Either move out or get eaten. The bigger crocs push the smaller out, so it goes down the chain. A croc will have his territory, and protect it as best he can.Their only competitor of old , the Aborigines, used to eat them and their eggs, but largely that doesn't happen now. They are breeding up, virtually totally unfettered. Sure as a reptile they would prefer the warmer clime, but it is live or die. They seem to survive ok at Steve Irwin's zoo at Beerwah, a short drive from Brisbane. There are salties and freshies living quite happily there. As to length, I will say they will get to massive proportions, just give them time. I swam all over the Northern Territory in 1968, the Katherine River, etc, without a fear in the world. In 2008, I wasn't game to put my toe in anywhere.

[@joshballesteros22]

Reasons why I ain’t goin to Australia!!!! Everything is deadly!!! Snakes and spiders that r deadly. Nope

[@chicnoir29]

Don’t forget the mice.

[@user-vt7tf5mo8y]

"Welllllll, barramundi are bloody big fish."

[@laurabenevelli6783]

That croc is 1’ longer than my house’s width. Holy crocodile!

[@solemnace]

People often underestimate the intelligence of an apex predator that is very likely over 50 years old and has spent its entire life hunting day in and day out.

[@hankschrader7050]

28 feet is the size of the largest recorded Crocodile in history. It lived in the Phillipines during the 1820s. There were individual animals that were much larger back in the 1800s and early 1900s than any of their species gets to be now. Also, this man is almost definitely lying.

[@kellerf150]

That's small compared to the 37 ft one I seen.

[@davespanksalot8413]

Reminds me of an old XXXX ad: you don't have to worry about sharks, crocs got all of them...

[@NOOBNOOB007]

if its in the ocean it definitely doesn't know its prey not predator anymore. maybe if he stays in shallow water. he is a meal for a big shark or pack of killer whales, so many ginormous fish and mammals in the ocean its another ballgame

[@alvinnelson7539]

If an Orca sees it fame over

[@oWo4L]

No he’s not lol. Crocs prey on Sharks MORE THAN ANY PREDATOR. Sharks can’t deal with an adult Saltie. Carry on

[@NOOBNOOB007]

@@oWo4L omg shutup

[@thebullbar1822]

Sharks are croc food, and orcas prefer more temperate seas. Salties this big have only one predator - dudes in boats.

[@NOOBNOOB007]

@@thebullbar1822 so I looked it up and all sites 99% saying this A great white shark would win a fight against a saltwater crocodile. These deadly creatures are incredibly powerful, but the great white shark has an amazing advantage in the water. Not only would this animal probably notice the crocodile first, but it also has the speed to land a devastating attack.Mar 8, 2023

[@jackthelab6755]

Aussies know how gullible Americans are

[@newprofilesowhat1339]

Everyone does....😂😂

[@chillazaraka]

🤡🤡🤡

[@jackthelab6755]

@New Profile, So What? and they're pretty sensitive too 👍

[@newprofilesowhat1339]

@@jackthelab6755, like a bunch of snowflakes....🤣

[@lynch42o]

That’s cause most are from the city and the stories we’ve heard growing up. So yea people tend to believe Aussies who lived in or near the “Outback”

[@TechProAbhay]

crocodile ❎️ Jhakala✅️ 💀

[@alexhalliday6834]

28ft?! That’s the lochness bro 😂😂

[@AstroSully]

Slater has a great Australian accent 😂

[@dougsharpbest9576]

Oh Steveo ain't seen one that bloody big Mate!

[@JudgeBuster]

The biggest crocodiles I've ever seen were those in the Nile river. Some researchers had trapped some of these Crocs and they were all over 20 feet long. When they growled, it sounded like a dinosaur type of growl. It was an amazing thing to see.

[@toscadonna]

My Dad said he saw a 23 footer in Australia back in 1964. They were hunting crocodiles with scopes on their rifles; that’s how he got the size. He also said the really big salties go out to the ocean to feed instead of staying in the rivers due to more food out there.

[@calvinm1866]

I've heard that a lot.

[@RocknRobby]

They say the longest anaconda is like 25-30 feet right? Now imagine a damn 28 ft saltwater crocodile… that’s literally a dinosaur ain’t no way that’s insane

[@jackj9816]

What’s even more scary is salties are one of the very few animals that see humans as pray

[@Papa_Abasta]

Largest croc ever recorded was 27’ long and that was in 1823

[@protipskiptoendofvideoandr286]

Not confirmed. Longest confirmed is lo long at I think 22ft

[@sweetlilitis1065]

@@protipskiptoendofvideoandr286 it is 20 feet only and it is longest recorded “in captivity”. Don’t be spouting and correcting people with wrong info

[@lonenomadMaine81]

​@@sweetlilitis1065 well In captivity and being in the wild are two very different conditions lol.

[@sweetlilitis1065]

@@lonenomadMaine81 do u possess even an ounce of reading comprehension?

[@kriskrossdomingo1771]

Nope search “Lolong” 29 feet long

[@MrSchmitty61]

That's a giant monster imagine running into this in a 20 foot boat and this monster swims up to the side and you say WE NEED A BIGGER BOAT...

[@lastsinner1738]

Some real Lake Placid stuff right there.