End Him, Iron Mike Tyson.

[@Botch-Industries]

Iron Mike stood his ground and showed his superior skill and sportsmanship. Jake Paul's technique was sloppy, with his hands held low and preferred to hug his opponent rather than fight with honor. Ultimately, Jake Paul won more points but did not win the fight in any meaningful way. A 58-year-old man fought a 27-year-old coward and was never once shaken nor stirred. In my opinion, considering the titanic age gap and lackluster skill shown by Jake Paul, Iron Mike is victorious in a symbolic way, holding his ground against a disgraceful opponent, and fighting to the bitter end. He showed great valor, honor, and most importantly, the true warrior spirit.