Endangered D*ck Plants, Michael Jordan Rejects Idris Elba, RIP Pay-Phones | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

Ahead of tonight's episode, the guys talk penis plants, Michael Jordan's rejection of Idris Elba's biopic pitch, the cursed commercialization of Juneteenth, and the end of pay-phones in NYC.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

[@justdidthis]

I’m not ready for full blown Hollywood, no hat, seemingly prepping for life post Bodega Boys Desus. But I gotta let him live. Evolution.

[@izzyfire8939]

😂😂😂😂

[@tompetty9541]

Can't wait till Desus wins an Oscar for his portrayal of Michael Anthony in the upcoming movie "my guts hurt, a junkie's tale"😃

[@lawnside82]

Did they ever address why they abandoned the pod? We need one last hot bag..

[@hilove7639]

this!!

[@benbarson2810]

@@tompetty9541 thats meros mantra

[@sgtbrownty]

Mero's advice to Desus to play Michael Jordan:" You gotta drink more man! You gotta have jaundice in the eyes." 🤣🤣🤣

[@animalxINSTINCT89]

Mero never misses a chance to stand up for team turtleneck

[@Zach-64]

Desus letting the top down all summer we love it

[@falm9679]

Word.😊

[@wi11ieb7]

Na when julia said no where mero fake spit had me crying 😭

[@TheBluePhenom]

Desus playing Jordan in a movie will mean the LONGEST hiatus ever because he won't come back until the beard looks like David Letterman's in size 🤣

[@CC-rw1yn]

They were killing me today lmao Mero had me in stitches a couple times 😂

[@nakamiyonemura2001]

Last part of Mero doing train sounds sent me

[@IknowMoreThanYou]

Damn last payphone End of an era

[@GreatsMomentsTV]

0:46 Julia's "No!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

She sounded like Consuela from family Guy 😔 no..No..

[@kevinrosa5422]

nah he said give him yellow #5 in his eyes 💀💀💀

[@appointedvillainy]

I like Desus’ sweater.

[@Biotoze]

Bro the Juneteenth merch…mad wild LOL

[@Strong9731]

RIP Michael Anthony. He died from withdrawals 💀🪦💔

[@lawnside82]

i miss the pod...we all just need another hot bag.

[@buickryan88]

My guts hurt😩

[@19thHour]

I think a Michael Jordan interview would be amazing. Desus and Mero are the only people on TV who connect with every single one of their illustrious guests. 💪💪💪

[@romanorleans504]

you must've never listened to the Podcast 🤣 Mero has too much MJ slander even Desus sometimes he calls MJ CheeseEye McGee in reference to his gambling they have too many jokes and i think MJ would take that personal

[@elawson1991]

Mero has talked too spicy about MJ. He's gonna try and snuff Mero and ash a cigar on him

[@brianrusso2719]

You hit the nail right here. No matter who it is, they get to that hilarious common ground.

[@danschumacher5427]

Michael Jordan is not really urban he is 60

[@brianrusso2719]

@@danschumacher5427 what 😂😂

[@eyeknow8009]

that corporation trademark is shady af

[@mmb628jr2]

I recall using pay phones- when they went from 25 to 35 cents (who the fuck Carry’s dimes).. that was a wrap.

[@AnimeProfilePicture]

Niggas who want to use the pay phone carry dimes

[@egh423]

Mero walked OUT warmed up

[@boogdoggtx]

This about to be the worse Juneteenth ever lol

[@Kxji]

MERO WAS WYLIN!

[@wharris123184]

Siskel and Ebert’s two thumbs up is such a washed reference lmao. 👍🏾👍🏾

[@rozzboss]

thank you mero for including us horticulturists since not many people know what that is

[@charliestocks1142]

I am properly faded watching it live. Fuck yea.

[@sheltonalexander6785]

If you were a teen in the mid-90's chances are you had a pager and used pay phones to link up with friends. They frontin.

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

There were payphones that called back in 2000

[@FlawlessBegetz]

4:20 He gonna take it personal 😫😂

[@bryanwilliams2464]

Yerrrsday! We back!

[@andrewotte5485]

This is enough show for me.

[@fpantoja06]

What?!?? He just said he was on West 4th Street yesterday and I missed him 😭

[@wilshady775]

Where's Superman gonna get dressed...🤔😂🤣😂🤷🏾‍♂️

[@samthonyjamthanily2348]

This show is a entertainment

[@ILoveCHAVO]

YERRRRR....Bodega Brolic Ball Bag Gang checking in... Salute

[@SUCC1NCT]

FYI, Balchem abandoned the JUNETEENTH mark earlier this week.

[@eyeknow8009]

probably because of this

[@MrQdiddy85]

Didn't warmups use to last longer

[@anywallsocket]

"Bet you 10K I'm more handsome" ☠☠☠

[@Roscoe_357]

Rip Pay-Phones

[@lilnonoy89]

Brand is brolic 💪🏾

[@workhardstayhumble4589]

Desus n mero have the best wardrobes in Hollywood

[@elainethompson6514]

"Yasss, freedom, yassssss!" 😂😂🤣

[@milwaukeerican5]

Those are vegan cut dix and the uncut are unvegan and called geoducks

[@travino]

Who been rocking with that peanutbutter Wawa coffee? 🥜🍫☕

[@reginafris6822]

Desus is Siskel, and Mero is Ebert

[@riskyingo]

Hollywood desus is killing me

[@UCUSmusic]

From the grave?!?!?! Yall starting strong

[@jondoe9308]

I used a pay phone in like 2013 lol

[@larryjizzele4521]

Did u avoid the wiretap

[@jondoe9308]

@@larryjizzele4521 I’m free right

[@THATBOISHAD]

It's the freedom for me!😂😂😂😂

[@TheDomrobbins]

I miss the podcast so much

[@gregorycastillejr.9370]

Where is the podcast!

[@dadbeerstoronto]

The train sounds.

[@dshepherd107]

That’s so Michael Jordan 😂

[@denamerritt6687]

Not the thumb 💀💀💀

[@jypsywith_a_jae7575]

We just bought those balloons lol

[@marklemus3634]

Anyone know what sweater Desus' wearing??

[@AnthonyPosi]

I remember peeing in broad daylight at a payphone on 17th and Irving and that was the funniest shit possible last summer..and yes I was mad drunk.

[@anthonyedwardsolo]

YUUUUUURSDAY!

[@wihe2079]

I first thought Mero renacted MJ saying, "he ain't as hazelnut as me" about Idris Elba. Lol, but he didn't say that.

[@4biz]

THE BODEGA BOYS.

[@godzillatimmy]

Last *functional* payphone in the city. There's still payphones in the Bronx

[@larryjizzele4521]

Where at

[@wickson7]

Jimmy Butler gotta play mike

[@erickvasquez5407]

is the podcast dead?

[@jeffreyoa8628]

Damn how did they not say “that’s Beyond meat”

[@gabrielgarcia4880]

Hey you BallBagz

[@Sarvottam1]

mero channelling dc young fly on the walk out

[@StarOfMyCity]

YERRRRR !!

[@wakandaflockaflame932]

🎨

[@astheskylarksings]

A Hitler stash and yellow 5 in the eyes 😅

[@jeanetteschock4744]

Dear lord. Go warriors

[@nomarsenrab]

Do people think these are the real shows?

[@BlackShogun1]

Someone help me find the episode, where they talk about the buffalo shooting. I do have Showtime, basically just because of them. Respect

[@johannas.6434]

Derek Luke should play MJ. If you look at UNC and early NBA pics, Derek Luke matches perfectly.

[@susiedupuy9532]

They could have at least used Opal Lee's face for Juneteenth.

[@teddybearington3]

💕💕💕

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

😥🥀I used to abuse the payphones that call back

[@joshuawilliams8252]

Why were these people just ripping pitcher plants off of the stems?

[@fakename2956]

It’s funny that they always preference the Warm up as “not the real show” because it is consistently better than the main showtime show

[@CC-rw1yn]

They've been mentioning the warm up a lot more, makes me think I should start watching

[@MrQdiddy85]

Yo showtime stop being slow with the uploads yo

[@BentendoOwee]

I H8 U MEROOOOO😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Shin-Blade]

Where is Desus' hat wardrobe?! 🤣

[@yonn]

He used to wear a hat but now he’s too brioche

[@amircammok2268]

Wait, this isn’t Charlemagne and DJ Envy?

[@bigbadtrapalot.]

idris gone play tk kirkland.

[@AnimeProfilePicture]

That first selfie was horrible

[@ritab5153]

Ah ah ahhh

[@rubentrevino5374]

Why the real fans like me think this still the bootleg version and the only thing I watch. Hbomax fa life

[@oddishhonor]

They’re on showtime?

[@timothymchale7460]

💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

[@markb.265]

Idris Elba was probably relieved. If he's a method actor. It would be tough on him channeling his inner POS, which is what would be required to play a floater like Jordan for an entire shoot. Good at chasing a ball around. Terrible, alleged human being.

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

"good at chasing a ball around"🚩🚩 why you speakking in kkode, kap?

[@xtaintedx3l0vex]

I love that Desus stopped wearing a hat all the time. He looks good without it and he's sexy 😋

[@MrLakers92]

Oh this Juneteenth mess is just 🫣this not what we meant by inclusion lmao

[@bufferover_flo4727]

Damn the researchers need to do better research….. that’s not what he said…… Go watch the complex shoe shopping episode with Idris….. he says he told Jordan that he wanted to play him and Jordan said that he wasn’t ready to tell his life story on the big screen yet…..

[@kazi5438]

Yerrrrrrrrr

[@dereklwashington1132]

It's only a matter of time before deezus gets an offer from Hollywood and goes solo. Like Cheech and Chong they're gonna go their separate ways soon

[@kerrajohnson3203]

I gotta start watching the actual show cause the warmup uploads are so sporadic. And why are they acting like that never used to pay phone? We know how old y'all are. Y'all just had a birthday 🤦🏾‍♀️ Just own it. 😒 Desus, 41. Mero, 39.

[@octaviousharper3873]

Jimmy Butler need to play MJ. Frfr.

[@CalamityCannon]

Officially every single late night show went for the payphone=bathroom joke. Was hoping for one different joke

[@jasonburns9488]

SMDFTB

[@l-dogthegreat4746]

Nigga the warm up is da Show🤣 al pay for showtime when yall fix desus Speech impediment!!!😏

[@iliketocomment8144]

He’s to old and looks nothing like Michael Jordan.

[@IndomitableAde]

Wayment, how tf you trademark Juneteenth? You don't trademark July 4th. Foh.

[@mauricioreal7384]

Desus really selling out smh 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@thejosie]

someone get desus a hat he looking like a cone head 🤣🤣🤣

[@squid_fish]

Tripping on the view count lately 🫤 The Brand needs more love

[@larryjizzele4521]

desus shoulda not shit on the pod