Enemies in Stealth Games be like…

[@theeternalbruh1267]

Guards in hitman 3 with 12 yrs military training, 500 kills, perfect aim and perfect sight and hearing when a bald 40 yr old man apears

[@miklovv]

Don't forget x ray vision when they want to

[@texastank]

And somehow you got caught by a civilian

[@DrRichardsThe3rd]

57*

[@letsget100subswithoutconte4]

47 was literally made to kill

[@theeternalbruh1267]

@@DrRichardsThe3rd hes 57 years old?, and he can climb on pipes and move along 2 inch edges with ease?!?

[@JP12345]

And then theres MGSV subsistence missions where the enemy is like: Hmm yes the air smells 0.01% different. Due to this, i have triangulated his exact positioning and coordinates and alerted the entire Milky Way galaxy to his exact location

[@perryplatypus937]

mfw i forgot to sneak and the soviet spots me from 1 mile away (I’m on a total stealth mission)

[@Catannoyed]

Subsistence or Perfect Stealth Mission? In Perfect Stealth Mission they have six senses. Subsistence is not that bad only that you need to grab any weapon you can get.

[@ПавелСмирнов-э2с]

Just want to mention MGSV's FOB missions on the high levels, where enemies can literally smell you right through the wall

[@icehoof]

"He is here, I sense it"

[@icesin4utube]

Mgs miss those days

[@excorsis]

Bottle should float in the sky pretending someone drinking it

[@UnitedCountrysofAmeica]

Yea

[@Skeeter_Productions]

Yes

[@xbiohazardvo9id]

Floated for a super tiny bit

[@hardboiledchildren6126]

@@xbiohazardvo9idthat’s called falling

[@Foxy_54321]

Yessir

[@absolutedegenerate2992]

You forgot the "WHAT WAS THAT" reholstering and "Must've been the wind"

[@Redacted2898]

Oh no... my sweet roll

[@Jakiyyyyy]

Few seconds later "Ah nothing is here."

[@D0G-DAYY]

Bro, stealth takedowns are SOO LOUD

[@thebreadgod.]

Don't worry they can't hear screams

[@bluecreeper1931]

Hi rambly

[@cocomonkilla]

OH GAAHWHWGGGUUUGGGGG MY CHEST, YOUVE STABBED ME IN MY GGAGSGGGWGSG I HAVE A FAMILY IM NEVER GOING TO SEE MY LITTLE GIRL AGAIN OH GOD WHY, WHYYYY other guards: 😇 one "suppressed" gunshot later: WHAT TF WAS THAT 😮😧🚨🚨⏲️🚨⏰🚨

[@yokaithedumb]

you should see one of redhoods stealth takedowns in gotham knights he lifts them in the air by the neck

[@valentine943]

It's from constantly shooting indoors and missing the protagonist ​@@thebreadgod.

[@deresfer1525]

Far Cry 1 mercenarues when you breath in a 10000000meter proximity: YOU, IN A RED SHIRT

[@jack_3246]

And when you kill one, the other guy will automatically know someone died and say "What happened?"

[@deresfer1525]

@@jack_3246 Well, game explains it the same way it explains how binoculars work. Each living subject on the island has a life-tracking mark that can be scanned. So they probably are aware when someone's life ends in a close-by proximity

[@bigman88george3]

And I remember some of them stalking up to your position.

[@jack_3246]

@@deresfer1525 you know, i've heard that dialogue, but never really have given a thought about it, seems kinda legit

[@GrumpyCat97]

that's a bug in PC port

[@SkattleProductions]

The bottle I cant 😂

[@Galaxy_Eyes321]

Lol

[@Neptune-t7i]

Just a bottle breaking

[@digsnbones]

Was thinking he would drop it and say Who Goes There

[@deskslam4232]

​@@Neptune-t7iit's called context

[@soup6128]

@@digsnbonesSame tbh 😭

[@Sanswas_summonedd]

"Take a drink" *Drops the bottle*

[@Nic]

Wow! Thanks so much for the super thanks! 🙏🙏

[@Dovakin732]

Batman arkham enemies are the most observant enemies I've ever seen

[@jackster9775]

Interestingly that made gameplay easier for me.

[@Vitafiend]

Lol they actually check in on there buddies sometimes it's a cool system

[@DarthDragon007]

MGS2 also had good AI for the most part. They did radio checks and if someone didn't answer they'd send a armored squad to check it out.

[@SadRengo]

One of the best things ive seen in that game is that when they know you are close they dont separate like idiots and instead they walk together covering eachothers backs. That is the smartest thing ive seen in any stealth game

[@Lucy-cv7tm]

The enemies in Ghost Recon Wildlands are pretty cool. They hear takedowns if you do them too close and will investigate the area if they see you even if it's a glimpse.

[@jordini8781]

must’ve been the wind

[@baxter1484]

Trepang 2 has the funniest stealth, because the guards will get sad if you kill their buddy in stealth.

[@tabhaqiyoriansyah8442]

More like sad than funny but oke👍

[@MagnumSundae27]

@@tabhaqiyoriansyah8442subjective opinion my friend

[@baxter1484]

@@tabhaqiyoriansyah8442 I like to see their tears

[@tabhaqiyoriansyah8442]

@@baxter1484 and their scream of lost?

[@saierhill1575]

I'm so glad I'm not the only who has played or heard of that game

[@thesurvivorssanctuary6561]

You forgot about when two guards are making out in the alley, and the player snipes one of them. The other guy will be animation locked and talking to the air.

[@TrunelMan]

The guards are making out?

[@account5088]

​@@TrunelManabsolutely

[@greyg262]

​@@TrunelMan they don't usually do that in your game?

[@thesurvivorssanctuary6561]

I'm so proud of this comment chain! 🤣👍

[@Resi1ience]

Uh... what game is this, again?

[@CornFlake384]

We got guards on every single an- Huh? AAAAAA-

[@fire_bro0638]

Far cry games be like

[@jacobg8640]

There are two types of guards. The ones who are totally oblivious without any peripheral vision and the ones with psychic powers and x-ray vision. There is no in between.

[@keineahnung4331]

Sniper elite did a damm good job with the enemy awareness imo

[@thegreatestfallout1794]

It does bother me that you can have a full-on firefight about 100 yards away from the next objective, but as long as the siren doesn't go off, you're fine.

[@keineahnung4331]

@@thegreatestfallout1794 ok except for that

[@thegreatestfallout1794]

@@keineahnung4331 if only the AI picked up their friendlies firing, then it's a perfect stealth game with AI awareness tbh. I just hate how I can rage hell as long as the Germans don't hear my gun

[@Fatal_Shadow696]

He has depression, Yet he doesn't knows hes dead

[@WaterIsBlue-ish]

Callisto Protocol Takedowns when you are supposed to be quiet are actually insane ITS SO LOUD

[@lastperson4475]

cant be as loud as Deus Ex Human Revolution 😂

[@veonmartin6241]

Ikr!? Like it scares me

[@Waffle949]

FR like there is no way the enemies can't hear that lol. Especially the blind ones who only rely on hearing

[@RageUnchained]

My favorite is in metal gear solid when I’ve just left a pile of tranquilized guards and they just wake em up like “you okay bro?”

[@Wwsc_stagecreator]

Bro was trying so hard not to laugh

[@LiterallyRyan_Gosling]

Literally happened in MGSV to me. Attacking a base, perform a CQC combo on a guard, another guard 5 meters away doesn't bat an eye. But I accidentally walk up instead of crawl over to him and I alert the whole base.

[@Skypsl]

The fact that bro didn't even realize his home got taken, the cutscene must be finished xd

[@kotletdreama9042]

its fixed in dishonored 2, but only when guards have conversation, if you kill talking guard person speaking with them will start looking for you

[@BlakeTheGamblingHero]

Nathan Drakes stealth like

[@scotts_e]

That's what I just thought lol, very reminiscent of 4

[@tidesandmoon]

Literally just watched the playthrough, funny you say that.

[@Moonvey]

LMAO “Here take a drink” *Bottle shatters*

[@Musbah-001]

Darth Vader just chillin' in the corner

[@Chris-i8x4q]

And stormtrooper

[@Musbah-001]

@@Chris-i8x4q yup, Vader just talkin' to Gary the Stormtrooper

[@ashdabrowiak9407]

Far Cry 3 pirates in a nutshell

[@nicksivert5431]

Then you shoot a few rounds while hunting for skins and all pirates swarm at you.

[@playerarmy6890]

To be fair they are high 90% of the time so it makes sense

[@poizonytgamingxx1504]

"Here, take a drink" 💀

[@GenericDud]

Payday guards when a 6’5 dude wearing a goofy looking mask breaks in

[@YouKnowImjustAChillGuy]

WHERE HAS THIS MAN BEEN ALL MY LIFE???

[@Iknowwhereulive-p7j]

Its all easy until they have cameras radios and a juggernaut

[@gireshion9686]

Ubisoft games in nutshell 😂

[@fornite-mec6453]

Fr

[@jacobtheultimategamer7578]

In some games they get suspicious

[@Mihaiteodorracovitan]

The takedowns in spiderman games are so damn loud lmao just like this

[@Wowzersinc]

The lvl. 3 raiders somehow not hearing the deafening thud of power armor from directly behind

[@scotts_e]

This is spot on for Uncharted 4 lmfao

[@livinglegend9709]

As much as i love this in games, i will say they starting to wise up now. I can name 2 games where stealth almost got me killed for trying to be risky

[@DuhRJames]

Gotta love Vader in the background, just watching

[@arandompencilman]

Literally the prototype games when you stealth consume someone

[@JackW00D5]

I remember that "guards" in Metal Gear Solid 5 The Phantom Pain reacts even at dropped weapons

[@commanderdumb7167]

Give those outfits longer pants and they would fit in a stealth game

[@TKontent]

MGS “genetically enhanced” soldiers watching a box move 5 meters away each time they turn their back: ❔“Wassindabox?”

[@Ghostspider666]

Vs non stealth games on a stealth level it's practically impossible

[@ArcticTrooper]

The militia in Arkham knight

[@kaisongamr9228]

Bro, in blade and sorcery, I hit a dude with a fireball, and the dude fell over, stood up, and continued on with his day😂

[@secretnames7414]

The loud yelling is so accurate

[@GlitchPG3D]

The Cayo Perico juggernaut I remember him walking over two of his buddies without caring 😂

[@Ultimate-Scorpion-r1d3r]

Kinda like when you stealth-kill 1 of 2 Only gaurds in a small area, and the other doesn't care where his only buddy went into thin air😂

[@arokkoviscrazy]

Professional soldiers with hard trainings every day, just got dementia when hitman enters to the building

[@MrJosuemg5]

~We've got guards on every single entrance ~ ~~Famous last word~~ by guard 2~~

[@Ironmetal015]

*Batman games:* "Batman has padded gloves, so no hear takedown. And enemies will notice if you take someone down right beside them or in their view.*

[@nicholashi3334]

Steps on the broken glass somebody in the next building over hears it

[@Nate-1101]

Must have been the wind ahh moment

[@yoface2537]

Must have been the wind

[@xXKris_DreemurrXx]

HEY WAIT A MINUTE, AREN'T THOSE MY SHOES?!

[@MiniDreamSubs]

The last part got me dying laughing 💀

[@caseyewing1246]

Darth vader in the back chillin

[@-Fibreglass-]

Missed opportunity to have the bottle floating like it was being held

[@squidking2679]

Enemies in the Spider-Man games ignoring the 17 other guards dangling from a singular light post

[@thevoiceofnightmares6037]

My favorite line of all time is whenever you blow something up and security guards see it.Their initial response is, "It must have been a cat or something." 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

[@Raffaele-Salfo-Pianista]

Sniper Elite 4 in a nutshell

[@U.S.A-UnitesStatesOfAmerica]

Dude the little throw out of your hands as it spawns and drops ? Dude now that's detail.

[@BigDaddyNO.1]

Literally hitman 3

[@TsarBomba69420]

At least you're kind of quiet in Hitman. In AC or Far Cry you're throwing people or breaking their necks at full volume.

[@akaspen4739]

​@@TsarBomba69420yeah but honestly its fun asf doing it in ac syndicate you could do a lot of shit 😂😂

[@TsarBomba69420]

@@akaspen4739 Lol yeah, I wasn't disagreeing

[@olliestuman-the-railwatcher]

Fr they be having a whole conversation one goes silent and they like hmm cool 😂😂

[@DOOMSlayer6476]

The silent takedowns are louder than the main character just doing really attacks 😐😑😐 explain that game developers

[@mariapozas2064]

That is every NPC in a game

[@ytboss007]

"Must've been the wind"

[@X_skull3741]

What surprises me more is the fact that some takedowns are louder than a gunshot and they still don’t hear it

[@hankthegamerkid3463]

the last guard in Assassin's Creed wondering why his entire crew just disappeared:

[@YourAverageItemAsylumPlayer]

Not Spider-Man Miles Morales tho- even on the easiest mode they notice quick like that unless you get out quick and even when ur camoflauged they still notice that someones gone and they hear stuff yknow? try playing it (sorry for the essay xD)

[@InterStellarTuber]

Venom Snake "sneakily" infiltrating the practical fortress full of "elite trained" soldiers (their actually braindead)

[@OllieBear13]

Venom snake “Completing” a “Stealth” mission with “no witnesses”

[@Nodilias]

@@OllieBear13you forgot to account for the secret third guard to the right that saw it all

[@Arya_Drottningu]

Bro every time I back stab in elden ring it's loud as fuck but nobody hears it. 😂

[@Jerseygamer880]

I love the enemy npcs that have sick dialogue and different voices and sometimes have conversations

[@Navis_YTgaming]

Stormtrooper in the corner: They don't know yet that they are not playing with me, but I am playing with them.

[@fabnog]

"A AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA *exploded*" got me😂😂

[@tigeto2733]

I love that his face didnt change when screaming

[@susanpennington7627]

"We've got guards on every single end- AAAA" got me

[@DoctorFail]

Meanwhile Styx: guards have a 180 degree fov and night vision

[@Roadbean]

BRO THATS LITERALLY INSOMNIAC SPIDER-MAN BRO 💀💀💀

[@Emo_Anna87]

Literally Assassins Creed Guards When They Don’t Get Paid Much (They Just Give Up)

[@davidboersteii3023]

Don't forget the stormtrooper that's looking right at him the whole time.

[@kamy779]

The stealth is too good that even Lord Vader himself can't see or sense him through the force😮

[@Camrock_shamrock]

I always feel so bad for the enemies because really doing is just chilling out

[@Ieatchocolatepepole]

This is literally stealth in Uncharted games, Nathan is straight up BASHING enemies agaisnt the walls, and yet no one thinks that its a little suspicious.

[@felixfeder7106]

when the bottle smashed, the guy should’ve went “huh? someone there? mustve been the wind”

[@smleditsreal]

in batman arkham games the enemies are visually observant, but if they hear someone talking and then start choking in the middle of a sentence over the radio, they just dont gaf

[@InTheDarkness50]

" imagine if i turned around right now and sa- BAATTMMAA-" best stealth game quote ever

[@galacticwolf949]

Bro got that tyrecords laugh

[@LawreAnimations]

Metal Gear Solid 2 guards were amazing for this reason. Some guards have radios to periodically update HQ of their status. If you take them out in any way, putting them to sleep or kill them, when HQ would call for the status report, they would hear no response, and send like 5 guards into that room to search for anomalies. Whenever a guard finds an asleep guard, they will try to wake him up, putting them up at risk of getting attacked by you. And if a guard is searching for you, and another guard is behind them, the first guard will turn around suddenly, and remark how guards shouldn't sneak up to others like that. That game had a hell of an AI.

[@ChaoticPasta773]

I love the way it kinda pops from his hand lol

[@Celilmustafa-qd3us]

That Green Shirt Guy makes this Red Shirt Guy a WWE moves!

[@Nosequehacer284]

Darth Vader and stormtrooper: Hi

[@Joust_do_it]

And then when you step on something like a tree twig everyone immediately knows you're there.

[@SalariaStudios]

I was half expecting the other guy to come in wearing his safety vest and the other guy accepting his new body.

[@Two-TorialDreemurr]

"He'll be back soon." Ahh moment.💀🙏

[@zachary6650]

Grineer hearing their friend screaming in agony ten feet away from them: *unalerted rumblings*

[@claaws6851]

Yo the firefly tattoo goes hard😮

[@RiccardoBernardi-h7v]

And then you open a faucet and the guards start shooting you for it - Welcome to Hitman III

[@JunoHoslow]

Boss there's no way there's somebody here. We got guards everywhere, the dogs are on patrol, the lasers are activ- _Sam Fisher plays Jojo theme on nearby piano_

[@link3676]

Every other guard after u kill 2 guards: "i feel a disturbance in the force"

[@Flakjacket96]

I always found it annoying when stealth missions are like "The enemy can't ever know you were here" but its totally fine with you doing stealth takedowns.

[@ataberkemir3649]

This is why MGS:V and Hitman are top tier