【ENG SUB】Guilty? Not? The Judgement of Kenmochi, Vol 2022

TL Note (08:11): Maguro Mikan is a meme from his first trial, where the random marshmallow picked out was maguro mikan (tuna orange) lol
TL Note 2 (09:30): I assume he was not prepared to be ruled Guilty today, but the image he prepared somehow predicted the outcome, hence he's caught off guard
Original stream 1: • 【有罪？】剣持裁判【無罪？】
Original stream 2: • 【3D】 #森中花咲誕生日3Dライブ2022...
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Kenmochi Touya 剣持刀也: / @kenmochitoya
==Chapters==
00:00 Prologue
00:24 The Situation
01:05 The Explanation
02:09 Side Story, Ramen
03:22 Prosecutor 1
04:22 Defendant 1
06:11 Prosecutor 2
07:11 Defendant 2
07:46 Conclusion
*I am not a native Japanese and am doing this purely as a hobby.
Please feel free to point out any areas for improvement!

[@yeejyaaaa]

Chapters are available in description! Some other items I didn't translate, or just for context: - He roped other livers into playing Civ Rev last year, which required a PS3 so they had to buy it. But it turned out that the game's online service has already ended long ago. This was his first "court hearing" stream. - Regarding the comment about why he ate ramen before the stream, it's cause "I won't be able to eat ramen anymore if I went to jail" - This stream was trending in Japan under "Food" 'cause of Yakult 1000 lol

[@SoulCandyLove]

Yakult should get Kenmochi to advertise their products LMFAO

[@yeejyaaaa]

@@SoulCandyLove He was PR-ing af during the entire stream LOL now I'm quite curious about the product 😂 but it's not avail outside Japan sobs

[@p12636]

2:59 "I nervously settled my bill and quickly went back home" and a kenmochi hilariously fled from one side to another side lmao

[@whycchi5204]

At some part he actually sounded like he's guilty of what he's done LOL, we forgive you Ago 😂😂😂 Looking forward to the utawaku!!! (Thank you so much for the translation!)

[@vividreamer6098]

Thank you so much for the translation :D This made my night so much better since I am in pain from having my wisdom tooth removed

[@meenadraws]

This whole thing just made me laugh, hurting my cheeks XD And I did saw the whole tweets thing. I just followed him right before that. There was him tweeting he'll stream, and then the panic, and apology tweet, and then the trial XD

[@littlemingchan1412]

I forgive u ken-chan even if i waited for an hour😊 After-all ken-chan is just a Child Who gets sleepy when he drinks Yakult 1000, I understand , Kids should sleep early right? 😊😊👍🏻, We’ll be looking forward for the Utawaku!! ken-chan Also THANK U FOR THE TRANSLATION UR TOO FAST I💜U😭🙏

[@SoulCandyLove]

The fact that it trended is so funny to me!!! Guilty!!! Thank you so much for translating and adding the contexts in the description

[@seyarei]

thank you for the clip and translation yeejya3!! you're so fast omg otsukaresamadeshita 🙇‍♀️

[@yeejyaaaa]

You're welcome! Thanks for always watching hehe~

[@FriedTofu]

"Every 1 minute in Africa, a minute passes" is a common joke in Japan. Basically makes fun of the "starving kids in Africa" narrative. It has a lot of variations like the one Kenmochi just used at 4:00.

[@yeejyaaaa]

Thanks for the context! I didn't know that 😂 Hence I was wondering where did that come from haha

[@Justin-fh2yp]

I know that it is a joke, but I didn't expect it to be a common joke in Japan

[@ddkong3_3]

@@Justin-fh2yp same 😭 kinda like how coffin dance is popular there too

[@pupseus]

A thousand thank yous to you for translating and making such a long clip!

[@ExoticBankai]

That was a really fun clip !

[@maigo8990]

thank you for the translated clip yeejya3!!! can't wait for his utawaku in june 🙏🙏

[@rendiggietydog]

thank you so much for the translation!!! T^T I really wanted to know what was going on in this stream, idk how you got this done so fast but thank u so much!!!!

[@yeejyaaaa]

Just between you and me (or everyone else here), this was quite painful to edit haha plus y'know Mochi-san is one of the hardest ppl to translate in 2434 😂 You're welcome!!!

[@rendiggietydog]

@@yeejyaaaa ahhh thank you for your effort!! I really like how you edited with the sections and illustrations :D I have heard that he's really hard to translate 0_0;; he does speak really fast hahah

[@rowega4468]

@@yeejyaaaa I will remember you for the rest of my life

[@zenkivy]

karaoke stream!!!!!!!!

[@floatinginspace1720]

Are the live tweets showing up on the prosecutor's text box? Or was it chosen before the stream?

[@yeejyaaaa]

It's live! He asked everyone to tweet using the hastag either as prosecutor or defendant haha, then regretted not creating different tags cause everything that showed up was a mix of general reactions, delayed tweets etc lol