[Eng Sub] Kanda Follows up on the Plan During Gundou's 100k Celebration Stream [Nijisanji Vtuber]

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Alright, alright. I did it. Possibly one of the most famous GunKan clips out there, if not THE most famous. Might do one more GunKan clip after this. Not sure. Backlog ever increasing. Also, why's everybody just NOW starting up Shinymas?
First part is during an FF14 stream where they're talking about a little skit/prank that could have been done during a previous period of time (prior to Golden Week 2019) where I believe Gundou disappeared from social media for a couple of days (in fact, her disappearance apparently caused Google to autocomplete "Gundou" searches as "Gundou death" - shibou - instead of "Gundou disappearance" - shissou). The second part...well, should be pretty obvious. Honestly, there's a DWU part to the 100k stream that's about as famous as this one, but again...backlogs for the backlog throne.
[Translator's Notes/Appendix - tenses in the first part of the video are relatively inconsistent due to the JP language's terrible rules with regards to imperfect past tenses. Apologies. I translate JP "tension" here as EN "mood"/"feeling" (and am likely to do so in future TLs) due to the cover-all nature of the JP term vs the connotation split between EN tension, energy, mood, and feeling. However, there's also been a recent rise in the general cover-all colloquial use of EN "mood" so I thought I might as well use it now when I can. "Wrong" has better impact than "strange" in the TLing of "okashii" in the matter of 3:32 and I really wanted to use it but I feel like somebody would be breathing down my neck if I went too far in TL deviations. Landed on using "stir up" for "moeru" in this video and crossing my fingers that it works decently across the multiple contexts.]
Original VODs/Streams - • 【FF14】地獄からの使者【にじさんじ】 (FF14 stream); • Video (Gundou 100k celebration stream)
Gundou's Channel - / @gundomirei
Kanda's Channel - / @kandashoichi

[@gerickollarena]

The Plot Twist is that they actually do live together and they did this so that when it eventually happens by accident they can pass it off as another joke

[@lemonlupinreuben5362]

Genius tactic

[@snowtrick2907]

*Outstanding Move*

[@mhpmfa]

Perfect plan

[@MrKiddyIcarus]

Interesting maneuver.

[@kaikiriya2761]

clearly they're playing 4d chess with the viewers

[@DaekoTan]

Gundou: "PRAISE ME!" Kanda: "*Seriously praises her and shows his gratitude for once*" Gundou: "*Full Tsun mode activate*"

[@jess4you13]

Gundou "*you weren't supposed to do that*"

[@jekiro020]

do they still collab or talk to each other with her new channel? I gotta know

[@-Raylight]

*Perfect **_Tsundere_** couple doesn't exis-*

[@endaadityar]

Fun fact: mirei sensei revealed to ryuushen she already has a boyfriend while telling her first date. It made ryuushen surprised

[@saktiprima]

@@endaadityar wait, what? Can i have the link

[@emmakun7544]

@@endaadityar sauce?

[@Chryen50]

wtf

[@RichArchilles]

@@endaadityar Don't just do me like this, man. As partial as I am to shipping, GunKan is my Nijisanji OTP.

[@ElliFong]

Gundou: Should we end it here? Kanda: Sure. Gundou: Wa-wait, don't you have something for me?! Damn, that's very tsundere of her.

[@shikyokira3065]

and then it goes on Kanda: something? what's that? Gundou: Ermm.. ahh... Oh, ah well, there is nothing I think When a tsundere is trying to be "honest"

[@Kanchito]

> There's no way this is going to stir them up if it's you and me! OH BOY I'M GONNA LOSE IT

[@pannik_lucas]

"It's 3000 yen per 30 characters, so..." I had to laugh, our man Kanda is great

[@neostorm999]

The Gunkan relationship is [YABAI] in so many ways, but that's what makes it so great.

[@adastra9230]

You know what? I don't care if this whole relationship is fake, this is perfect!

[@AntarctylliteCovers1727]

"Shou-chan-- I mean Shou-kun?" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@TBSFAMILY]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@blackmeti6750]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@PhuNguyen-ph6lx]

I long for the day Gunkan just come out and announce that they're officially dating

[@leonk9168]

but suddenly kanda go out with sara or karura xD and it will be bloodbath

[@endaadityar]

Mirei sensei already revealed that she has a boyfriend to ryuushen. Ryuushen also surprised because ryuushen thought mirei only like girls, but it turned out she has a boyfriend since few months ago

[@PhuNguyen-ph6lx]

@@endaadityar ooh spicy. But I don't wanna dig too deep into that tho.

[@endaadityar]

@@PhuNguyen-ph6lx yeahh... It was actually on ryuushen live stream and no one translated it yet. it was weird actually, mirei sensei cried in the middle of conversation for no reason, then she laughed like she used to few minutes later.....

[@alejandrogaray7926]

@@endaadityar Which stream exactly, link? Mirei always jokes her boyfriends are Osamu Saitou( a character from Mahjong Soul) and Titan, a character from FF14, or some other pretty anime boy, as she's a 夢女. Googling doesn't give any result apart from her jokes, and you would expect something like this to blow up, but there's zero clips or mentions about it. She even claimed she's single 4 days ago: twitcasting.tv/g9v9g_mirei/movie/608671137

[@mukaonline3]

Say it was skit. Plan it in stream for everybody to know. Live together for real but make them think its skit Purrrrrrfectssss

[@user-vx7tg6xf7k]

i might get diabetes just from watching these two.

[@kayeyeo9656]

My sugar has no blood already.

[@yeetusthemfetus1436]

same

[@tripleaces659]

3:43 Kanda : "Weeeelll, it's the stuff I always say..so.. Gundou : "..well, that's true" Kanda : "..while in bed" *WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!* 😂😂😂

[@medukoi]

There relationship is like two tsundere trying to out tsun each other

[@LunarEdge7]

Kaguya IRL. _FAAAAN-TAS-TIC._

[@-hello6177]

@@LunarEdge7 kaguya irl but with doses of honesty every so often, way more flirtatious teasing

[@hans-san457]

But always ending up with Kanda victorious

[@Mieru13]

Man, no idea why but these are usually my favorite types of vtuber videos, when a male vtuber and female vtuber can just relax and have fun as themselves together.

[@由紀-f1b]

which pretty much only works in nijisanji. i think the audience group is the biggest problem, virgin otakus can’t watch their idol have fun with other dudes, the classic loser mentality.

[@NotSoMelancholy]

Kanda is an absolute genius for that plan

[@Kofja]

3:46 "While in bed" CHOTTO MATTE!

[@lucas1309]

Ah, my cheeks hurt from so much grinning. Thank you for the translation and hard work!

[@theomarzona7421]

It hurts how perfect they are together...

[@kajev1039]

My jaw got dislocated from all the grinning watching this. Send help.

[@nakanowatari3339]

Why stop at a week when we can have an entire lifetime of GunKan

[@jina9536]

Plot twist, it was real and Gundou's just really good at adapting :^)

[@kusaboketranslations2163]

2:25 I think she is saying "shiteru" not "shitteru" . She is probably replying to the comments that say "同棲してる？！？！？！" "moeru" as "to stir up" works alright except in cases like "Gundou Mirei might get stirred up, though.". Stirring up makes more sense when the subject is the viewers or a community. I think "to get flamed" might work better also. Been waiting for this one to get translated. Are you still thinking about translating *that legendary story* that Maimoto told that one time?

[@spirewrecker6149]

Yeah, funny thing is I caught those pretend shock viewer comments when I initially watched the video from forever ago, but forgot/missed it now for some silly reason (although the pronunciation should also have tipped me off lol). Thanks for the heads-up. Moeru is a very interesting topic in this case. My previous candidates for this were "set ablaze" and "blow up", both of which have found actual use in English with these sorts of contexts. "Blow up" was later discarded due to the fact that it was not very useful in the case that you also referred to, which is when I would have to talk about Gundou/Kanda individually (and I have to kind of show the viewers that moeru can be used BOTH as a verb to incite a general community and to incite someone individually). "Set ablaze" was okay, but it was also ultimately discarded (much like incite/agitate/etc were) because in the context of them REPEATING the word over and over again, shouting it at each other, people their age do not use the words "incite"/"ablaze"/etc. and they often tend to devolve into simpler words. I did consider a more direct approach like "to be (set) on fire" but it's not really used in a general English conversation for this stuff, so I stayed away from it this time. Definitely an awkward one to get through to the audience, though. EDIT: Oh right, there was also something like "light up", but I didn't want to confuse the viewers with the more direct positive connotations of light up vs the alternative general idea of "to light [up] a fire". Sorry for the long shpiel. And I wanna say that I have the desire to do so and I will if I get a good chunk of time to myself (that free time may be coming up soon), but I'm not the type of greedy person who'd be like "NO! THIS CLIP IS *MINE* TO TRANSLATE!" and then never do it. As long as every good clip out there gets translated properly, I have no complaints at the end of the day.

[@kusaboketranslations2163]

​@@spirewrecker6149 (I just want to clarify that I wasn't implying that I want to translate it or something like that. I have some ideas about what I want to do next but it will probably take a lot of time.)

[@damianworek4444]

She mentiones the letter again, I am actually curious what Kanda wrote in it :D.

[@gamedominatorxennongdm7956]

Schrodingers letter

[@nemuiro15]

Ｓｅｎｄ Ｎｕｄｅｓ

[@Homiloko2]

Damn I found out about them recently and can't stop watching these videos, they might just be the best couple out of all vtubers

[@Necroneer]

The amount of insulin I need to take due to this videos existence makes me wanna sue you.

[@sub2suisei]

"OH LOVE ME MISTER, OH MISTER~"

[@gizmo_ph]

WE NEED TO COLLECTIVELY PRAY THAT THIS BIT WILL BE REAL IN A FEW YEARS.

[@bosscyan7726]

Ahh, here we see it again. The sudden serious message, giving thanks or maybe just letting out the true thoughts and emotions, completely catching the celebrant off-guard and the ensuing comedy and chaos right after.

[@Bertho9]

Geez, just live together already

[@KiraAsakura14]

I think my panties dropped the moment he said.. "Mirei~" despite being a guy.

[@thanglongnguyenvu3815]

You know, for a couple who doesn't wanna be shipped, they do things that makes me wanna ship even more.

[@derc2712]

Feed us more Gunkan

[@cyrene03]

Muh heart. Thank you for sharing!

[@user-xc2dp9zk6n]

thank you so much for the translation, been wanting to understand more of their clips!

[@mechalinkergaming7169]

This feels like a plot for a vanilla hentai.

[@illuzanaerenduill]

The amount of tete aura coming from them is yabai for my kokoro...I might get diabetes at this point

[@KiraAsakura14]

That Door Opening Sound + Breathing In after bath was too hot

[@ninjahaz0180]

I come back to this clip every once in a while because it’s so funny Sad to see gunkan go

[@jekiro020]

do they still collab with her new channel now?

[@rednetseze476]

This... Puts a smile on my face :)

[@WillowMeow]

Kanda:Compliments Gundou Gundou:You weren't suppose to do that

[@hexfizgamingch]

TeeTee Meter 1000000000%

[@inui3387]

*MASSIVE LOAD OF TEETEE*

[@bockyx]

Thanks you for the subs !

[@Chryen50]

THEY COULD GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND WHY DID THEY STOP

[@KUREIJIMAN]

Goddamn i love these two

[@ridhwan3896]

The real love is war

[@MaxKnight007]

Is there any clip where Kanda celebrated his 100K? With Gundou of course

[@bakk3731]

the perfect relationship doesnt exi-

[@khoinguyenpham9250]

You scared me for seconds...

[@jekiro020]

Anyone know if they still collab/interact with each other with Gundou's new channel now?

[@yudhaadrian47]

*Gosh, I'm so embarrassed, I can't even finish the video!!*

[@garlicmayonnaise8615]

Oh god my blood sugar levels are rising to dangerous levels

[@Ruki1411]

GunKan GunKan GunKan !!!

[@nickroscher3968]

Ok...Start dating for real you fools! It's obvious they are perfect for eachother! Kinda!

[@neonritsu9091]

This... This is a proposal aint it?

[@kitsunearashi1498]

Just a proposal? I thought it was the speech you say during the wedding

[@0zWiz]

I love her voice so much. Must learn Japanese for this purpose!!!!!!!!

[@akaniichan]

LOVE IS WAR, LOVE IS WAR, LOVE IS WAAARRRRRR

[@tobubiify]

Do.. do they even realize how lewd that sounds?..

[@keshiashifra8057]

AAAH YES TEETEE

[@-hello6177]

I'd like to know how many people would fucking lose it if they actually ended up seriously getting together

[@KiraAsakura14]

Kanda does know how to push her buttons.

[@nothingmuch29]

yea they are just friends, I can see that

[@zacquirawolves]

She said she's a Big S. Putting up a strong front. But easily teased.

[@neintendo0903]

Big brain time by Kanda hahaha

[@ihatesquash]

Damn gotta buy those insulin now

[@simplesguy6591]

GUNKAN SAIKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@user-we4kf5xm5u]

bakouple... eh... this one I will accept

[@YuutaKyon]

No wonder Sara ship GunKan so hard.. Now im rooting for them too!

[@chitandaeru7239]

Fuck does he mean fans won't get stirred up, they have like the most realistic "we're not in a relationship" relationship.

[@RavenFoxx_]

I'm still waiting for the homete homete meme with gundou in it

[@Iggarashi]

They need a doujin

[@jasonisbored6679]

Damn I wish vtuber models could show blushing

[@YudhaRuuzami]

Wow

[@deadbush1495]

Yes, let me get diabetes

[@El_Leviatan]

And on that day a certain gyaru JK Vtuber lost her shit and fangirl'd for hours

[@colorsofsound4782]

I'm not so good at Japanese, but can 5:36 also be interpreted as Kanda thanking Mirei for going out (romantically) with him?

[@suryasupeno3567]

In this context it's more of hang out/do something together

[@GrassKusa]

i cant believe this aint hentai

[@rando2190]

No subs?

[@Nobu0304]

ah she's bi?

[@polarisu7317]

How do you know she is bi ?

[@jackculler1489]

Why are they shipping them? isn't Gundo a lesbian in real life... lol why i even ask Ships don't have to make sense.

[@PhuNguyen-ph6lx]

Gundou swings both way

[@marcuschan6068]

@@PhuNguyen-ph6lx yh. she's likes Kanda and Kanda