[ENG SUB] Kanda's $ệ× Ɛđ lecture ft. Real 3D Kanda [NIJISANJI]

It's literally Kanda talking about male reproductive health. I hope my channel will be fine...
Disclaimer: I'm not responsible of the veracity of the contents presented in this video. Individual research and consulting professionals is strongly encouraged. This wasn't a sponsored stream.
- Source:
• 【医学】精子観察キットを使ったらとんでもない...
- Origins of kintama:
hyakumonogatar...
- The viagra stream (I'm not planning to translate this one):
• 【女人禁制配信】薬は用法容量を正しく守ってお...
I didn't see anyone sub this so decided to try. I'm still new to subbing so I beg you to point out any noticeable mistakes, especially translation ones (btw, this is the first time I've tried to make a thumbnail so it's pretty basic). I also accept all sorts of suggestion. Thank you!

[@meff841]

15:10 He said ブラウザバック (browser back), which refers to returning to a previous page on an internet browser.

[@pomezi3719]

Oh my god, mystery solved, thank you so much

[@leiii05]

Nijisanji really is built different

[@nabwu]

Someone in the chat saying mini kanda, i cant- Thx for the translation

[@Noobster474]

LMAO God no

[@gamurii4348]

someone also said kanda junior HAHAHA

[@fenris4760]

I wanna like but you have 69 likes rn, sorry.

[@meowisol]

Damn that's wild, he actually streamed a video of his sperm. And his presentation is so thorough and professional? I guess that's to be expected from Kanda. Didn't he also stream himself for 24 hours including sleeping? He's seriously something else. I don't know if the advisory at the very beginning of the video was his own or added by you? Either way I really appreciate that kind of thing. Thanks for the notes, translations, and subtitles!

[@pomezi3719]

It was added by me. The original description he wrote is: this is just medicine. He is studying a communications related major and did his own research (on the internet I suppose, part of his information is indeed from the webpage of the kit he was using). Medicine is a very complex topic so I thought I should add a disclaimer just in case as I didn't fact check the information. I mean, stuff like "at what temperature human cells die" needs to take into account a lot of factors and he didn't specify or provide any sources. Nevertheless, it is a good video to raise awareness about male reproductive health and infertility. TLDR: added by me, always take with a grain of salt stuff people say on the internet.

[@likhasison694]

the seriousness of all this makes it even funnier

[@lulu_4645]

I genuinely don't know how to react to this...... He literally showed his sperm. Wow

[@pomezi3719]

I was perplexed too, but he is definitely right about how we shouldn't be embarrassed about it. It's medicine!

[@mj290]

Thank you for the translation! This is actually interesting that these kits do exist that males can check if they are healthy or not. What a madlad to show his sperm for informative content.

[@pomezi3719]

Yes! I did know about male infertility and its factors but had never heard of these self check kits. It's indeed nice for couples who are beginning their journey and don't really have the need to go to their doctor and want to check just in case

[@jeykritov5123]

Also,i'm really amazed with that sperm vid,that's my first time seeing that isn't animated

[@pomezi3719]

Yep, and they're his own too, what a madlad

[@konachacha8293]

I know Kanda explaining some educational thing that rarely people dare to say in public especially in Japan yet my brain keep thinking what the fuck i just watched Thank you for the translation!

[@pomezi3719]

I was scrolling through his channel and suddenly found this. It was a bit more informative than I thought it would I guess. I might upload Fumi's reaction to the stream next... Thank you for watching and please point out any kind of mistakes! Edit: here's Fumi's reaction and their teetee interaction: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hHSrmGCpaZxgf80

[@jothamheystee]

I'm not all that surprised by this. The male reproductive system is often talked about in a light, humorous sense, so it's nice to see a more serious discussion. What I would be surprised about is someone talking about the female reproductive system on stream. It's treated as much more taboo, but it is so much more complex, and I think it should be brought into light as it is really important to understand for everyone. It isn't as bad here in the United States, but from what I can gather it is rarely touched upon in Japanese school systems. It seems like it's been rather difficult to get anything past the Education Board over there to get this knowledge spread. I suppose time will tell.

[@pomezi3719]

TLDR: I am privileged so that's why I am aware and know stuff and sex education should be taught at school. Nevertheless, we should be careful at generalising things. You made me think, thank you! Thanks for you insightful comment! It really made me reflect on two things: 1) Is my personal experience and my social circle representative enough to generalise? This question popped up because my first reaction after reading your comment is that I feel male reproductive health is less talked about and rather women around me are pretty open with this issue (but that might be because I'm female and the rise of feminism and body rights). They (both male and female) seem to be knowledgeable, or at least know the basics. But then I realised how I forgot that I'm a privileged person with higher education and people around me are pretty much the same. In addition, the fact that even though a lot of information is available on the internet, not everyone takes time to research about this kind of topics. Moreover, just as you've said, the topic has becoming a less of a taboo in the western world, but the audience of Japanese vtubers is largely also Japanese, where it is indeed a more tabooed topic. So yes, I would be very happy if a Japanese vtuber had a stream talking about female reproductive health even though as it's a bit more complex, so a lot of effort is needed. I would be happy if they did any kind of educational content actually. 2) To what degree is the content on the internet dissociated from reality? KZbin and most of the webpages on the internet have algorithms that collect your date and try to suggest you similar things that you might be interested in (e.g. as I am female, I don't often get recommend male reproductive health stuff which is part of the reason why I decided to sub it). Hence, would the fact of not seeing any serious reproductive health videos mean that there's little or none? If a lot of comments say they didn't know about a specific thing, does it mean a lot people in the general population don't know about it either? (In a sense this is similar to question one) I guess this is why sex education at schools is important, you can assure that people actually know or have at least heard about basic things. Diving into why this kind of topic is often considered a taboo would also be very interesting because in essence IT'S JUST BIOLOGY!

[@jothamheystee]

@@pomezi3719 Indeed, you make a good point. I attempt to understand that history has formed these different cultures for millennia as much as I can, but sometimes it's difficult to comprehend why a certain culture has some customs and traditions. In this particular situation, I don't have the full understanding of Japan's history and why these natural topics are considered taboo. I try not to judge when I lack the proper knowledge, but when it's something like this I find it tough to not do so. I mean, this is just biology. It should be common knowledge for everyone, as it is entirely natural and important for nearly everyone. I'm not saying the general public should have extensive information on sexual education like a health or biology major would, but a certain base level of knowledge should be taught around the world. But since I'm aware of the fact that there are all these different cultures around the world, I get that it's not something so easily implemented into education. I do think that all first world countries should give sexual education, since they are all capable of doing so. Ironically, it's arguably more important for third world countries to have this knowledge, but they have no resources to do so. And that's disregarding the likelihood that their society is against teaching such things in the first place. Thinking of this, I'm just grateful to have my education and live in the country that I do, because it could be much worse.

[@jothamheystee]

@@pomezi3719 As you pointed out, there is definitely a problem with how genderized sexual education is discussed. As a man, I find it more common that other men know more about the male reproductive system, and talk about it more (though, it is typically never the topic of interest for most men). Women will tend to have more knowledge on the female reproductive system, and men will tend to have more knowledge on the male reproductive system (of course, this is just on average). I don't think there should be any discrepancy at all. Everyone should have the same understanding of sexual health of both males and females. It might be more relevant for women to understand their own bodies than it would be for men, and vice versa, but at the same time this lack of comprehension causes a lot of issues. There are some countries that do really well providing this education (i.e. Sweden is definitely better than the United States in this regard). We are only just two cases, but it at least confirms some people we know are more willing to discuss the health of their own gender than they would the opposite, and know more about their gender than they do the opposite. If this gap in education is closed, and the taboo is broken, I think men and women could understand each other much better. Relationships would absolutely benefit between everyone as well. It's easier said than done, unfortunately, but if people are willing to learn, that's a starting point.

[@jothamheystee]

@@pomezi3719 Sorry, my comments were rather long as well. TL;DR Different cultures formed over centuries are responsible for the disparity of sexual education in different countries, so I try to be understanding when it comes to this kind of thing. The gap in knowledge of health of the opposite gender should be closed, and everyone would benefit from it, but it would be difficult to raise this point to relevance unless people are willing to learn.

[@jothamheystee]

@@pomezi3719 I forgot to raise the point that women definitely seem to have better sexual health knowledge than men overall. It might even be the case that women know more about men's sexual health than men do, in general. (I apologize for the generalizations; this is just my personal assessment). Many men seem to treat it as something that doesn't matter much, which is really a shame. I just happen to be a bio major so I have a pretty good understanding of how both men's and women's bodies function, but many men don't. I hope that doesn't come off as a higher and mightier than thou kind of thing, as it was not my intention. It's just that I am a little passionate about this topic, and really wish people in general would take interest in sexual health more. I know I can't represent the entire male population, but I can't help but feel sorry that many of us don't know (or aren't willing) to gain proper knowledge. A collective effort needs to be made to encourage all people to get sexual education, but I'm not sure how it would be done. Either way, I'm glad to have had another perspective on this, and look forward to more willing to discuss this. 🙂

[@Linlin-jr9oo]

This is honestly informative and the "hot " part did not expect that since I read tons with lines like that. What a madlad truly a nijisanji liver

[@kanta2521]

Thank you so much for the translation! Kanda was talking medical terms so, it must have been hard. Plus, 20 minutes. His presentation was really interesting, and it's amazing to see how advance technology has really become. I read about how microscopes were first made and how people would use to debate about microbiology, as well as about the current pregnancy kits that can indicate how many weeks old the baby is so, this was really fun to watch. It's also kind of funny how the sperms moved lol.

[@itsadarktuesday]

thank you for the translation! im not sure what else to say except what a madlad... also i did not expect to see his sperm...

[@pomezi3719]

Thank you for watching! When he actually showed it, I thought: yeah, he's from nijisanji 😂

[@silinnnnn]

so sperm spin👁️👄👁️ this is a really informative video tho thank you for the translation!🙇🏽‍♀️🙏

[@user-xh1gg5vb2y]

I thought this was gonna be smth like an nkodice game but I'm so surprised. Truly the nijisanjiest nijisanji live I know

[@carolinedelafuente7251]

Kanda is healthy, huh

[@Isyaaa]

What a great teacher, the jokes he crack are funny and not awkward at all. His explanations are also thorough and he makes great examples

[@zaiwex]

super educational. ngl.

[@idarohmawati5620]

This is so informative tho. I watch it as education video. Kanda is really something...

[@ya-hayoyo605]

I never thought in my entire life that I will ever see this super small part of him lol

[@misslucywucy]

Came across someone in twitter talking about kanda's sperm weeks ago and i was confused as hell. Really i am. Glad I found this translated clip and got the mystery solved...

[@sc_endlessdreams]

Woah, that's really interesting. I was glad he presented well, serious and gave just enough information to keep everyone involved. Thank you for subbing and translating this!

[@austinlee9974]

I'm pleasantly surprised at how he got most of the facts correct.

[@gunkankyuu1141]

i really did learn something yall ,,,

[@mint218]

i thought it was gonna be a joke… and that the video was gonna be something funny LOL

[@pomezi3719]

Not gonna lie, a vtuber talking about male reproductive health in a serious tone is my kind humour 😂

[@mint218]

@@pomezi3719 peak humour lmao

[@siffa159]

could you pls do the v1agra $ệ× Ɛđ translation too? pls watching kanda explaining this is way too fun www thx for the translation and all the translation notes! very informative!! edit: oh I just saw the desc :")

[@pomezi3719]

Yeah, currently I'm not planning to do it... Sorry... I mean, I can change my mind in the future but it's pretty unlikely right now. I am working in another of his lectures though

[@doomblitz1993]

@@pomezi3719 Is it the Tinder lecture...

[@pomezi3719]

@@doomblitz1993 Yes😂 Edit: link for those interested: kzbin.info/www/bejne/el6bp4t6rs2dnsU

[@xxellybaby_26xx39]

dangg I feel like I'm learning more here than my biology class lol

[@carcar435867]

surprisingly educational?

[@ridhwan3896]

............ whaa.. woah!

[@satorumybeloved]

I've been waiting for someone to clip his iconic streams 😭😭 Please do the viagra stream and the tinder stream next !!! 🙏😔 also can you make the outline text thicker? it's easier to read that way thank you~

[@pomezi3719]

Thanks for the suggestion and yes, I'm working on the dating app one right now!

[@wierdnoddlesXD]

To think that kanda would give me the sex ed I never got (in this specific topic) Lmao I laugh but I am actually grateful This was very interesting and informative

[@badatchoosingnames3556]

Can't believe we actually get to see a vtuber's sperm