【ENG SUB】Kenmochi sniffs out the hidden Loli talent in Sasaki

[@MKP2W]

"Why don't you come over here" lmao. He really knows the creepiest things to say

[@reality_404]

Come to the dark side

[@pimiento3428]

"Your young voice was so good." damn that's dangerous

[@lvcrimosv]

hai hai, keisatsu desu

[@aurora9726]

I didn’t know that she is in high school, how does she stream so much and get her work done lol I can’t do that

[@MKP2W]

@@aurora9726 Shes not actually, bro.

[@kenjiolarte8130]

He's like an idol recruiter but for lolis

[@DIO.S_STANDAH]

Mantis-x is god

[@jdayyy8003]

Touya-P?

[@g-man1440]

@@DIO.S_STANDAH oh ffs

[@Yonatan-jv8mv]

So child kidnapper

[@Graestra]

I could honestly see him starting his own loli vtuber agency

[@blearyhaze985]

*A girl walks by* Kenmochi: I SMELL L O L I

[@exzyyd392]

Loli has been *located*

[@blearyhaze985]

@@exzyyd392 More like *LOLICATED*

[@kalsten2236]

i smell pennies?

[@kitahkr]

FBI: I smell prisoner

[@thedepressedguy6664]

I just read in Pink Guy's voice

[@K0ICHIRO]

Now... Look closely That's how professionals work

[@Necroneer]

I'm taking notes right now.

[@master10985]

Hello FBI? These guys right here.

[@ShadowDeDeDe29]

Dedicated hard worker

[@Lelouch435]

That's how mafia works

[@lenarmangum6401]

Necroneer He’s some I admire now, he’s a legend. I’ll take notes from this guy!

[@noraiou]

Yes, Police, It's this man

[@dizknots9357]

No, no, shes legal, she-

[@thetan3066]

@@dizknots9357 You're not a man... Oh! I mean "the" man.

[@DIO.S_STANDAH]

Catch him!!!

[@master10985]

Hes already broken out of the jail ui-sensei put him in.

[@XDD50Hz]

Pettanko is good that’s what she said

[@f4ww4z]

"Why don't you come over here" My man Touya just casually inviting any girl he find have the potential to become a loli

[@geebeepman]

sasaki: we're the same age touya: oh, okay. that's a shame I'm dead

[@lenarmangum6401]

Lol. 😂😂😂

[@pornesianparapio6897]

"Please just go to jail already" sbuwhshshhs😭😂

[@Otaku_One]

"Why don't you come here?" I don't why but I choked on my own saliva...

[@SorenNido]

My mind read that line in the creepiest 'ugly bastard' voice I could imagine and I have yet to recover from that laughing fit

[@darkhorse744]

I think a better translation of what he said would be, "why don't you come over to this side".

[@smug880]

sasaki's "eh?" went from surprised to disgusted real quick lmao

[@z-rex3720]

"But WE will always welcome you warmly" *concern*

[@kevinlin6274]

OUR loli

[@jzesu9889]

He was referring to Gibara.

[@ivantempest259]

P A N I K

[@ultimadrago]

My name is Legion, for we are many.

[@morsus6424]

He is still a legend.

[@wibo3272]

Everytime someone becomes a loli Kenmochi's will to stream increases by 1%

[@dharmairmansyah2844]

*100%

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

Japan is his biggest source of power...

[@fuchsi5039]

Kenmochi is walking this fine line between going to jail and being funny- Nay, he is doing a handstand on it dare I say!

[@kanta2521]

"Your young voice was so good." ............ So, uhm, hit me up when the "Get Kenmochi to jail" petition starts-

[@randomone1879]

*Kenmochi walks into a room full of people* Kenmochi: *sniff* *sniff* SMELLS LIKE LOLI IN HERE!!!

[@thanglongnguyenvu3815]

Dude's really made it his comedic trademark to be a lolicon creep.

[@lenarmangum6401]

That’s what I want to be known as too!

[@izu1624]

The way he change the subject so seamlessly into loli and start recruiting loli talent shows he's done this before lmao

[@justsomeonewithanezukopfp8224]

*Kenmochi-san really has the Talent*

[@infinitelifeline2432]

Kenmochi Toya, Road to converting all women into loli

[@little_rin6393]

he have talent like yagoo. sniffing out skills

[@-hello6177]

Just one rank below, not as in how Yagoo is a CEO, but how Yagoo hires someone like rushia, a necromancer, and he is a Lolimancer

[@rin_etoware_2989]

now "sniffing out the lolis" sounds bad, but once you think about it, yea it's bad

[@Kyla8132]

My man Kenmochi is on a mission. And I'm all up for helping to bail him out of jail whenever that happens.

[@AstolfoCh]

"So, he really still loves lolis" Well, it was nice knowing you.

[@S0ci0stan]

Kenmochi radiates chad energy.

[@-hello6177]

In just a few seconds Touya made her voice 5 years older

[@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates]

No one: Touya: "It smells like loli in here!"

[@koronevirusreborn5220]

God I wish I had that talent

[@hotdog63]

The legend back at it again

[@SpectraPhantom2497]

This man really said "I'm here to talk to you about the Loli Initiative"

[@nicolasa.3192]

How the hell does this man maximize the creep factor at will? It's actually scary sometimes lmao.

[@sens8tion]

"But we will always welcome you warmly" Wait wait wait! "WE"?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WE"?!

[@m54269]

"he still love lolis" me too

[@ariwibowo-cw4nk]

no mere mortals can comprehend whats going on inside his brain

[@-Raylight]

Our Lord and Savior strikes again, he can't make Ui-mama into loli, but he might able to make other Nijisanji members into loli Kenmochi I know you want to make Sasaki into a loli, but are you sure? This Sasaki you're talking about, -the ex pro sumo wrestler- master of crocodile tears xD

[@ousamadearudesuwa]

you only need a Belmond Banderas and it works like magic

[@nakanowatari3339]

The legend back at it again!!!

[@elihere]

thank you sasaki for saying it straight lol, the grimace i make anytime he talks about his fetish has finally found kin

[@mokongthe3856]

Recruiting Loli, Live on stream Sasuga Our Lord and Saviour sama

[@OhitsONnow]

"Why don't you come over here?" Ahahahaha so creepy xD will he drive a van in the future too? What a legend this guyyy

[@Cornholio8787]

Kenmochi is a brave warrior that has no fears

[@verflucht5774]

Just hearing him compliment he singing stream, the ulterior motive already stink out .

[@marmut989]

TMT : Trully Madlad Touya He even recruiting potential loli himself... "If there are none then make one" -Kenmochi Touya

[@1011約束]

With that simple line, Sasaki felt a bolt of lightning crept down her spine and made her her shiver from fear.

[@m_l_d8989]

"But "we" will always welcome you warmly." Hmmm it reeks of someone who commited assisted suicide on a very strict monitored facility.

[@niwacocco]

Uh....so.... I checked Sasaki's introduction video....and yes, she has the talent.

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

Her voice is doing that thing Ayame's also does. It's so nice.

[@ShiraIshikawa]

I don't quite enjoy male streamer, but this man, I feel like I should respect him Kind of instinctively

[@Blusmj]

You can feel vibe change so quick it gave me whiplash

[@ryngobrody1627]

He's like reverse yagoo

[@dereisberg]

Forget about the FBI, we're gonna need the Department of Defence.

[@yoshidasaki17703]

Just a reminder... FBI and CIA are human like us. They can be one of us hiding in that little box of chat and super chat

[@DIO.S_STANDAH]

No way u going to jail bro

[@Necroneer]

No wonder why I see them in the comment section from time to time, especially FBI.

[@yoshidasaki17703]

@@Necroneer I know a drill sergeant who *LOVE* to say Peko~ in text messages lul (he's Nousagis)

[@ando5723]

@@yoshidasaki17703 army in the streets, peko in the sheets

[@yoshidasaki17703]

@@ando5723 lul pogchamp

[@AnotherDoppelganger]

This man is a legend

[@dx8pi6o48]

no cap. Nijisanji has won me over from the hololive rabbit hole

[@marzasevira7505]

Smooth move from our legend Kenmochi Touya. I need his talent

[@ridhwan3896]

Kenmochi-sama, I will follow you to the truth of this world.

[@tavloudj4453]

*Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time*

[@KnightCrown]

God amongst men.

[@ArLeKiNDK]

Kenmochi Toya: *exists* Chris Hansen: "Hmmmm... Interesting case..."

[@thanglongnguyenvu3815]

No one. Absolutely no one can escape his grasp. Not even the chaos incarnate Sasaki herself.

[@YoshiroPoh]

omg lol... compliance... safety crime compliance...?

[@ats7K94i]

His phrasing’s literally the worst possible lmao “Can u come over here?” I mean who would say that to a girl lol

[@axelerater]

He's a real Men of Culture

[@DIO.S_STANDAH]

who walks on the edge of a knife

[@dinozero2]

A man walking everyday to his jail.

[@rahmadisatriowibowo7019]

He's a Legend

[@silvercatzz6477]

It would be interesting to see former sumo wrestler in loli voice

[@tokarikure253]

Its basically the male version of Matsuri

[@kalbomonster]

thats our lord right there he knows a loli when he sees one

[@halfblue2678]

“He Is a Man of Focus, Commitment and Sheer Fucking Will”

[@zuruwarn4645]

Yes officer, this guy right here.

[@czegg2517]

0:38 next part on nhentai

[@taish7048]

come over here we sell candies

[@pikachubolt2001]

This clip alone defines who is and how dangerous kenmochi touya is

[@meferswift]

Smooth pickup artist Fkboi. Indeed touya, never change

[@IceeFish]

Kenmochi warui

[@IamTheOppressor]

I'm definitely on a list after trying to find this video after google kept bring up 0 results lol...

[@dielog2211]

Asking someone to come over... Maji ka yo kenmochi san?

[@KaiusWaffenCid]

I always have that feeling that Touya's character model fits the lolicon type of guy in anime's when no one notices it 😂

[@natsume5372]

"Please go to jail already" Lmao

[@ShadowDeDeDe29]

WHAT IS THIS POWER AND HOW CAN I OBTAIN IT?

[@SilveriaSelena]

Not from a jedi

[@mark1v2.08]

*If this man got arrested, the whole station's gonna become a house for lolicons, so no, let's not drag the innocents into this.*

[@bennygairns2235]

"call the police" walrus from Ren and Stimpy.

[@johnmeme2857]

Kenloli Recruitment

[@kingezekiel125]

this man is a based lolipilled chad

[@bahadurzain9197]

For anyone who is curious which Song Touya refers kzbin.info/www/bejne/eouXhYB-gratn9E

[@bahadurzain9197]

Lemme know if this is the wrong one

[@Shori948]

Our Lord and Savior Touya strikes again

[@winter9348]

As an M lolicon... Thank you very much

[@KyokujiFGC]

What a fucking legend

[@呂和霖-m5g]

THANK YOU~

[@ch3nd1err66]

“No I don’t think I will”

[@mrrandomdude4291]

A man of culture 😎

[@voxboxc]

Kenmochi is the epitome of Alpha creepy male

[@Honyasu]

Touya just want to make all Nijisanji female becoming his "preference"

[@AdiBGart]

Touya is our hero

[@solardigitale6406]

Mom why are you still 23 and im 10 years old already

[@bananasenpai]

Do you smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllll *dilated eyes* *aggressive tongue flicking* what Kenmochi... IS SCHEMING?!?!

[@TheoJay615]

He is a legend.

[@bubble4797]

potential yandere 🙏

[@sylvierose2799]

Matsuri and he probably would be best friends

[@windmanv3503]

Loli Legend strikes again

[@accuset]

At least he's true to himself......?

[@nayefsinsuat8819]

I like this man. *Hmmmmmm......*

[@silly.thoughts]

What if kenmochi and gibara was put in the same room?

[@user-og1mc8zo1b]

Have you ever watch Lever Gacha Daipan in the Nijisanji Official Channel... Yes They are together in that show..

[@SnowVillers789]

Why do you say that?

[@wibo3272]

Lever gacha daipan's first guests and the recent Daisanji radio

[@JackAlphaSystem]

Hahahahahhahaha what a mad lad