[ENG SUB] Soraru/Kanae bullying nqrse in APEX (NIJISANJI/UTAITE)

I didn't expect the title to be so short like that, but it is what it is. Soraru teasing Naruse is nothing new, but here we are welcoming Kanae to the club. (And Kanae finally gets his wish granted to play APEX with nqrse.)
For some context, although I think it's still okay without it: Before nqrse logged into the game, both Kanae and Soraru did plan to tease nqrse a lot because they know they will meet enemies that are much more above nqrse's rank due to Kanae and Soraru's rank.
Original stream (Kanae's):
• APEX ｜そらるさんとnqrseちゃんと...
nqrse's channel:
/ nqrse
Soraru's channel & sub-channel:
/ soraruyt
/ @sorarunokakurega
Song at the end ("Fixer" covered by Soraru and nqrse):
• フィクサー /そらる×nqrse【歌ってみた】
From what I remember, Kanae was actually hanging out the whole day so there were no streams-- but then streamed Genshin @ 1AM after returning home, and after finishing his dailies he suddenly said he'd call his "friends"-- which turned out to be Naruse and Soraru. Which is literally our first time witnessing Kanae and Naruse interact after the Mahjong collab. And from there, Kanae invited them out to APEX.. which... the result is... this.
I'm still learning Japanese and I want to work hard with it, so if there's any corrections to be done, please feel free to do so! I hope you enjoy this video ٩(｡•́‿•̀｡)۶
#VtuberEN #Nijisanji #Utaite

[@__nessz5285]

*T/N:* 1. 1:35 came from 巻く (to wrap around) -- it originates from how you have to wrap yourself with bandage to heal-- but it'd be confusing if I wrote it as "he's wrapping, he's wrapping" so I settled for "he's healing" instead. 2. 4:46 八方美人 (happou bijin) if you want to Google more about it, I think the explanation behind this term is interesting. 3. 12:01 Naruse mentioned this because it was the reason why they had that petty bickering in the first place lol. Kanae said he was the no. 1 rank locally for something, and Naruse didn't believe it, hence Kanae was being dramatic here. 4. (by haze) 0:36 rather than "wasn't that the time to say no" its more like "thats the reaction of someone when they don't like u", same for 0:39 5. 7:02 In case anyone wants to try and understand Naruse's bucket analogy (in which even Kanae/Soraru gave up on understanding lmao)-- my interpretation of it is that he feels like a bucket that required lots of wood (lots of trouble to make it)-- but the wooden bucket has a hole/a gap, so it's still 'useless' since it can't be a water container. (Also, I'm sorry that I couldn't catch most of Soraru's lines! If you notice the audio for his mic (in this stream) tends to go bzz so I just.. yeah, gave up on deciphering them.. and I had to occasionally change my format of subtitling because there are scenes where I feel like their gameplay is more emphasized-- do tell if it's too much of a bother instead--) *Things that I'm not sure with:* 1:12 Did Naruse really mean '100 people' or can -nin 人 be the counter for 'damage' too..? 2:19 Did Soraru say "you're taking things in a carefree(yoyuu) way when it comes to you" instead? 9:56 Why 'werewolf' though, or did I hear this wrong? Is it because a werewolf is seemingly a human but can turn into a wolf? (As mentioned by Victra & WeebyDog & haze) it's a reference to the werewolf/mafia game! I hope you enjoy this video! I'll edit this post in case of any corrections.

[@doggew4756]

I think for the werewolf it was the werewolf game? Naruse was referring to the traitor who kills other people? I hope you can understand my point TT TT

[@PrincessVictra]

Hello my girl. Jin-rou thing comes from werewolf game,,,, they are like impostors/traitors,,,, kanae sold him out so naruse said that xd

[@PrincessVictra]

Oh and on 1:11 I think he said shoukan,,,, mean summon? Like summoning pokemon to attack?

[@__nessz5285]

@@doggew4756 It's okay, I understand what you mean! :) It's one of the things I considered too, but didn't consider it further because I've heard Kuzuha only use wolf/ookami in that game's context. I might be wrong though, so I'll include this in the pinned!

[@__nessz5285]

@@PrincessVictra Ah-- is it really on 1:11? I've been hearing hyakunin guraide (百人ぐらいで) though >

[@Pipopipopi_123]

"I don't lie. Not a single bit." -Kanae

[@emilychan3157]

9:25 soraru's """"""""""""""""AHHH IDIOT WAIT""""""""" has simultaneously blessed my ears and also broken my eardrums... no regrets uvub

[@vuiz2747]

After a month: *Nqrse is now an official member of Kanae's harem*

[@vuiz2747]

Thank you for the translations by the way!

[@beefybuffbuff9196]

Kanae’s Harem Member #7

[@Dynamight_01]

@@beefybuffbuff9196 #7? Who's the 1-6? I wanna know

[@ahoey2569]

@@Dynamight_01 In no particular order Mondo Kuzuha Akina Kamito Admin RasRas Soraru Sou-niki Fuwa Nqrse Amatsuki Kanda Tutti Hoshikawa Suha Astel

[@Dynamight_01]

@@ahoey2569 Yes(?), there's no Sou-chan😂

[@XLEZZY_REUPLOADS]

Soraru is so brutal when he speaks lol, he makes a good combo with Kanae who is a light troll.

[@yamkeiki]

9:24 loud soraru 草

[@haze3103]

poor nqrse-chan, he gets bullied by literally everyone lmaooo....i think eve is the only one who doesn't tease him hhhhhh, well his reactions are always gold so i kinda understand why ppl love teasing him xD

[@Cerita__Dunia]

Oh no... eve.... is

[@haze3103]

@@Cerita__Dunia yea ik now, meychan is the only one who can't bully nqrse 😭

[@nekumakumane]

@@haze3103 uhhh, take that back now; meychan went camping with Araki without nqrse and called him an old man wwwwww

[@haze3103]

@@nekumakumane hhhhhhhhhh yea ik but meychan is the one always getting bullied by nqrse and even yesterday in aranarumey when meychan called him an old man, nqrse immediately shut him up 😭🖐

[@etherallygravity]

@@Cerita__Dunia what did eve do?

[@porkricee4429]

After this game, Nqrse prolly started questioning his IGN and contemplated to change it to IQ93 instead

[@why_r_u_runnin9]

IQ93 HAHAHA

[@user-db6ke5fk4s]

aight, i'll be waiting for nqrse's harem member application lmao

[@Szainx]

Kanae really was enjoying himself playing with naruse in this stream, I think he really loves his energy. It brings out his "trolling" side 😂 ty for the tl!

[@wizbizyo9420]

4:13 this is the first time i heard kanae scream like that-

[@mint8218]

If only u knew the number of videos out there of him purely screaming

[@Mmannk]

@@mint8218 sauce please I’m starving

[@alexd.8554]

@@Mmannk are you still starving?

[@Mmannk]

@@alexd.8554 yes nobody has provided the sustenance

[@alexd.8554]

@@Mmannk aight between you and me kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2fOpKVqfcuDbqM Very short clip, I suggest looking for videos in which Kaida is pranked by Genzuki and Nagao. In addition, videos which feature his senpais in Ark are good too. There’s also two videos (I don’t really remember the titles to) in which his senpais scream out their introductions and of course, they made Kaida repeat a lot. Hope that helps, maybe it’ll give you some protein lol

[@emilychan3157]

2:03 help i cant stop replaying srr's """"""nINTEY ThrEE?""""""

[@tatyanaiysckaya7579]

9:24 that's the loudest Soraru-san I've ever heard

[@TheXDayDreamerx]

Laying out jump pad, stealing of weapons, sending them flying & other general bullying are basically standard trials that new members of Kanae's harem have to go through, www. This trio is so chaotic, I love them SKDGKDF. They're so loud during this stream & clearly very comfortable around each other, as a fan of all 3 of them, it makes me really happy :(

[@Necroneer]

Reminded me of a classic Octane player and why everyone hates him.

[@intannursyafiqahibrahim2182]

4:13 my ears

[@Misaki7Lin]

4:10 Kanakana hitting the table then screaming it's so funny and cute www. Poor Naruse too, But Kanae is Kanae, you can't except anything else, he's unique.

[@isabellad2730]

thank you for this, you are the hero we need and couldn’t possibly deserve :)

[@isabellad2730]

also, i should add, i love the different fonts you use! the effect is a++++

[@hoshihoshii.]

Kanae : (steals armor from nqrse) Nqrse : (complaining about it) Soraru : "As expected you're the one who's wrong here" > to Nqrse 😂👌

[@iMyKiri1814]

I can just imagine a short anime girl (nqrse) being bullied by two tall guys

[@kawaineko8518]

when nqrse yells sometimes he sounds really similar to kanakana. or maybe it's more accurate to say kanae yelling sounds like nqrse??

[@-Raylight]

3:23 Dang Kanae is so good, shame he got ambushed by one more squad Poor Naruse, his weapons stolen, even he is forced to take the blame xD 9:46 Kanae is so happy lol. Yep I agree with you this is the best, even Naruse's reaction is gold

[@katrinamaria5866]

I love Nqrse so much 😭😭 I’ve been lacking clips of him for so long. thank you so much for the translation!! I subbed & I hope you do more of him 🙏

[@ald3baranh3ll_.]

I love this crackhead combo. Tytyty for translating as always!!! Kanae’s dying whale noise 😂: 9:53 Nqrse is now officially Kanae’s Harem member 草草草草

[@rokiahmohdnor]

DYING WHALE NOISENAJSNAN 😭😭😭 i legit cackled in front of my mom and tried to cover it by coughing pls-

[@mirnna-yg5ew]

11:40 it sounds like a real baby-💀

[@KerokeroNugget]

An absolute golden trio, they never fail to entertain The "I'm sleepy" whispering part got me good xD Great work as always __neesz

[@hota__6502]

nqrse-san is always so hilarious 😂 I love these guys' relationship thank you for the translations!

[@sayaaaaa]

I’m totally enjoying this! Poor nqrse lmao

[@meli8473]

Nqrse sounds like some yankee gangsta anime boi when he's playing game

[@Mika-ul4jf]

Kanae and his harem member bullying an anime girl. Can we get an F in the chat for Naruse? okok but jokes aside, im so glad we're getting more Naruse content waaahh,,, i love him sm

[@coralchan1660]

9:40 Ignore me, it's just my favorite part www Edit: I just watched the end lol that scene was everything for me too wwwww

[@crystal110698]

Everyone is loving their screams and struggles, but i want to say that Kanakana saying thay he's sleepy is adorable ☺ But he still played 1 last round with them

[@hase2944]

i love that vtubers and utaite has been collabing a lot more lately, my life is completed

[@riotanitnot]

Oooooooooohh that sleepy ASMR near the end is the best 🥰 So calming So lovely Adorable I really love it when Kanae and nqrse on the same stream. I love their voices. Sometimes they sound similiar too.

[@airaa9205]

LMAO THE CHAT WHERE NQRSE SAID PLZ OMFG BAHHAHAHA

[@mikazukides5791]

Lol once I saw that mouse hovering over Kanae's face I could not take my eyes off of it

[@Bushirin_]

kanakana with the shield swap let's go 1:14

[@onetwo9500]

9:56 theres an imposter among us

[@axse996]

AYO WHO TF PUT MY TWO FAVORITE PEOPLE TOGETHER AY YOOOO

[@yan7172]

11:38 LOL

[@machi097]

I keep watching this!! Thanks to you I found nqrse and now I love him to bits! Hope they’ll do another stream coz i love seeing their chaotic side hehe. Thanks for the tl !!

[@cariemelt]

i kinda feel proud and happy for nqrse while rewatching this apex stream. from 93 dmg to being a kill leader, he became so good that I am so happy for him sksksksks And, can't deny I love how srr and knkn tease him sm wwww

[@PortgasDAce-wd8od]

I'm srsly looking for the stream where he was the Champion😩 By any chance is the vid is on his channel? Or like which channel did u watch it?=0

[@cariemelt]

@@PortgasDAce-wd8od It's on his sub channel, narusebu! Check out the streams there coz I forgot which one from it.

[@dielog2211]

The stream is a bless lol

[@dielog2211]

Btw i haven't got the exact date of them streaming of phasmophobia this end of november lol

[@tardigradaicebear3809]

i like when they're whispering at each other😳... i broke my reply button for that part.

[@citadelive753]

I'm glad I found your channel. Thank you for the translations!

[@yuuvune]

Thank you so much for your work ♡ I never knew Nqrse-san was so funny xD

[@yuuzelthyc9683]

Aww such friendship, it's beautiful

[@Necroneer]

0:18 This can't be a coincidence, I literally just watched a similar scebe but with Pekora a bit ago.

[@srisuharti3571]

THANK YOU!!!! i love to see more of your translation, especially for naruse's stream hehe

[@kaun5706]

Thanks alot for your videoss!!! The video length is perfect

[@fudraws]

Soraru and kanae? Together? I sense a match combination coming-

[@hahahehuho]

MY 3 FAVORITE PEOPLE. I've been waiting for nqrse to be included!! :((

[@ihab742]

Thank you so much for the translation!

[@vx6502]

i love kanae's laugh

[@kasper9477]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE FOOD! As a fan of both Naruse and Kanae, I just looove the budding relationship, Naruse brings such a fun side out of Kanae www Also, may I ask what sofware you use and how you get these fonts/moving effects done? I'd love to clip and translate Vtuber and utaite stuff too 🥺

[@__nessz5285]

I use Camtasia for clipping and Premiere Pro CC for editing! As for the moving effects-- there's two free presets that I use, and one I do manually-- you can DM me on twitter @__nessz about this, I'll forward you the links that I used as reference :>

[@kasper9477]

@@__nessz5285 I see, thank you for the answer! Okay, I'll DM you shortly!

[@tioclause1796]

Soraru and nqrse always quarrel...

[@mubbie]

Thanks for translating. Please do more of this xD

[@tengku6534]

For some reasons, I really love that part where naruse said "YOU'RE NOISY! IF U WANT TO BE LOUD AT THE END THEN BE LOUD AT THE BEGINNING! HEY!" ❤️

[@doggew4756]

thank you for the translation~

[@jjustgab]

Damn, I didn't know nqrse is now streaming

[@damianovargas]

always streamed though

[@arcticshark3420]

lmaoo this was so chaotic and funny. god i love them... thank u so much for the translation!!! also did Kanae make a pun @ 2:21 ..? "I'll call you '93'". since "九十三" could also be interpreted as "九十さん". or maybe that was just a complete coincidence. i still have a long way to go in learning Japanese lol

[@__nessz5285]

I think it's possible! Kanae loves doing accidental word puns in the first place 😂

[@Ray-ej2cu]

Thanks for the translation, really appreciate it 👍

[@lemon5076]

Dude nice editing!! ty for the video

[@user-ux4bv9gb5j]

Thanks for the translation !!!🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️

[@why_r_u_runnin9]

wah he's using Octane again! I miss his Octane play (trolling lol 3:03) 1:40 nqrse damejii

[@Renri]

I totally agree with you. That scene was just perfect!

[@ApaMustacheeze]

welcome to the Kanae's harem club, nqrse.

[@dcardigan13]

Kyuujuu-san xD i love the puns

[@user-yu5gg1su6n]

Idk why i feel so happy and comfort while watching this i really liked their relationship i wish that you will sub more I'm really happy for them they're all cuties 😢😢💖💖💖

[@koi6444]

this is curing my loneliness on new year’s eve 🥲

[@zhenlie]

Lol that ending

[@Tadomi]

Thank you for translating it!!

[@pornesianparapio6897]

THANK U LEGEND

[@sarayasier2625]

Thanks ^^

[@nandangarypangesti2457]

THANK YOUU!!!!

[@hana3821]

I don't mind if kanae yell at me for a whole day 😂😂😂

[@KazaiChannel_4342]

is it me or kanae screaming is like foxy at 4:14

[@ChronicalV]

I love them, just wish they were more popular in the west (but I can see why not too)

[@QChii]

thanks so much for this! naruse and kanae are so chaotic together and soraru's just going along for the ride. I love how they were losing all their games, but still having so much fun! Also, do you have any plans to sub their recent stream from yesterday?

[@__nessz5285]

No problem, I love their gameplays too (even if there's been only two so far)-- I'm sorry though, I have no plans on subbing that stream >

[@itsamyduh4883]

they are so chaotic LOL

[@tsukkigin]

I miss kanapex!!!

[@user-mj4mc8cs9e]

>w

[@Schale.kivotos]

Being called by a number instead your name.... i can feel it!.. in past my friend....? Called me 18 and idk why.... they call me 18 hmmmmm

[@itsuko3205]

Wait the pink is a males!? (Lol when i see the thumbnail i thinking its gonna be 2 boy 1 girl)

[@shion3948]

Idk that Soraru guy but why is he such a bully? He keeps on ruining the mood

[@chopio7972]

im sure its just because you dont know him so his tone in this video could get misunderstood easily, but im just hoping you already know him by now!! no one ever replied so i felt the need to do it even if you dont read this 👍

[@aftertherain_srmf]

He doesn't bully, the three of them are close friends who like to tease each other, Naruse and Soraru also often sing together and also do livestream, Naruse also calls Soraru : Aniki (big brother), Soraru and Kanae are also very close, Soraru do Mixing for Kanae song cover and livestream playing together, Naruse also makes songs for Kanae, Soraru looks like he has tough love but it's all just playing around, they also like to tease Soraru, like Naruse sharing something with Kanae about Soraru and Kanae also teasing Soraru about that, sometimes Soraru looks like he didn't care, but actually Soraru really cares about his friends, and always supports them when they have problems and he is also quite observant if there is something wrong with his friends, as happened with one of his friends, Mafumafu in the past, he was aware that something had happened to Mafumafu, because Mafumafu didn't tweet at all that day, he also checked on Mafu, and it turned out at that time Mafu pass out and he called an ambulance. Sorry for long explanation, and sorry for bad English