[Eng Sub] Twitter Verification Woes and Fridge Monstrosities: Tsumu vs Hinata

From a Radio Starlight and Edel Radio joint event in 2021. Stage girls competed to see who had the most applause-worthy tragedy.
Featuring:
Momoyo Koyama
Hinata Sato
Haruko Kudo
Hotaru Nomoto
Risa Tsumugi
Miyu Tomita
I cut the others' anecdotes because they weren't that interesting. For completion's sake: Moyo's was about hearing an alarm in her home she'd never heard before, KDHR rushed her tax return and got a letter returned to her address, Nossan and Miyu both missed their train stops.
I've had the transcript for this sitting around 95% for months because, god love her, TsumuTsumu is really hard to understand. Please please correct anything I got wrong. Also I don't know what "Mazeru" means, I think that's a reference to something but I couldn't figure it out.

[@kiwifromchowder]

Things TsumuTsumu thinks are cute: *Every seiyuu she's partnered with* *Mites* *Rotten vegetables*

[@noemi9088]

And today SatoHina got her verified mark! Always fun returning to this video to see Hii-chan scream lmao. Thank you for the translation!

[@pannacotta2689]

yess, congratulations to her! Can't believe it finally happened!

[@hirame_tee]

TsumuTsumu will never stop surprising me. She really is a yabai woman. Thank you for the subs. This makes me realize how much content I have missed from starlight and edel radio :(

[@ShinySwalot]

the illustrations of what tsumu is describing are perfect hahaha, great editing xD

[@meiyuzu1227]

Thank you so much for the subs! I burst out laughing as I hear Hinata's voice 0:03 😂 As usual, the chaotic Tsumu HAHAHA 😂👌

[@hikarunrun1134]

0:03 SHE STILL HASNT GOT HER MARK THAT SHE LITERALLY ASKED ELON MUSK ON TWITTER HAHAHAH GIRL BE DESPERATE HAHAHA

[@pannacotta2689]

lmao hinata please...

[@stargrazing]

tsumutsumu... what... also hinata wanting to take Maeda Kaori's checkmark, rip Kaorin

[@Aboxofgoodhealingthings]

Just saw her got her official: "bag" 😳 👏 😂 🤣 while she asked for elon-kun and then,just saw her tweeted and then... I don't know 🤣😅🤣😂😂😂😂-like,what to said .What to Asked for if I was elon tho ...🤣😂

[@valenciashareen3955]

thank you for the video !!!

[@ikramhakimimohdhassan7276]

tsumutsumu really needs Reochi to handle her everything

[@ikramhakimimohdhassan7276]

Let just hope TsumuTsumu's husband doesn't see this video

[@paiii53]

recently, I've been listening to radio starlight from the very 1st episode and seeing translated clips from it makes me happy ^^ thanks for your effort

[@AnuelleCheng]

update: hii-chan got her badge already xD

[@niji_banana]

TsumuTsumu, never change🤣🤣

[@ShinySwalot]

whahahahaha I love hii-chan

[@Eonni]

As expected from Yabai girl...

[@yabazyabacoffee]

AGED POORLY

[@Aboxofgoodhealingthings]

Also Mazeru mean mix

[@gategaming959]

Any link for the source of this event...?

[@pannacotta2689]

Because it's from the radio there's no official archive, but it is on bilibili if you search "スタリラ presents ラジオスタァオーディション" . I avoid linking directly to that sort of thing out of paranoia lol