[Eng] Tsunomaki Watame - Watame Destroys Haachama at Darts

TL Notes:
7:42 - that should be red text
8:35 - In the original Oni no Pantsu (what she's parodying) they say はこう (to wear), but she's singing the changed lyrics to those from a travel ad. Soon after that she also says めのパンツ (me no pantsu) which could also be referring to either herself (me possibly referring to Watame) or girl (雌 = めす = mesu, which can also read as me).
This was almost completely edited before I learned of a different way to display subtitles that would work better. If I translate collabs in the future the subs should look better than this.
From Haachama's 51 classics collab (watch Haachama get destroyed more):
• 【アソビ大全】はあわた復活！てぇてぇ？バチバ...
Ending is from Watame's Minecraft video on 7.31.20 (around 2:09:00):
• 【マインクラフト】エンチャント沼を終わらせる...
The song at the end is a parody of Oni no Pantsu:
• Oni No Pantsu Original

[@TheTruth-xp2of]

About the song. Although many Japanese will recognize the tune as the "Oni no Pantsu" nursery tune, the tune actually comes from a 19th century Italian song called "Funiculi Funicula". In Japan, this tune is frequently used as an AD jingle due to it's catchy composition. Such ADs often replace the "Hakou" line with "行こう(yukou)". One example is the AD for a Spa and Pool resort called "Hawaiians"which replaced the lyrics with "Yukou, yukou, Hawaiians". What's happened here is Watame was singing the "Oni no Pantsu" nursery song, but got the lyrics crossed with an AD jingle because both use the same Funiculi Funicula tune.

[@OnceInABlueMoonTranslations]

It's nice to know where the 行こう came from because it made no sense to me when translating. I was wondering why the sheep was switching the lyrics around.

[@nekotj_]

I just know it as the pizza theme from the spiderman game..

[@eunosmx582]

Nah that's spider man pizza

[@karuskaltugov1992]

I knew about Funiculi Funicula ever since I became a fan for Girls und Panzer (not for the girls, but for the tanks and history, I eventually also admired the girls once I went further, though it's for their personality not the looks, though I have to admit that the character designs were just perfect from my perspective)

[@nooneatall1830]

@@karuskaltugov1992 Same, I knew it was Funiculi Funicula the moment I heard it

[@paorousama]

the more watame reveals her secret skills/history, the more I feel she's a super cool onee-san irl

[@AethernaLuxen]

Wait, you have a point

[@rakhmadhansetyowidodo7319]

Do you mean super cool old man 😂

[@Ketchup_And_Rice]

I have a feeling she also attends Sui-chan's assassin school

[@XicorVT]

@@Ketchup_And_Rice shhhh that is secret we cant talk about here they might be watching us

[@edwin77kviews3daysago3]

Might be hostess

[@khandarwilliam5439]

"I like your dying voice" - Sheep Queen 2020

[@voidgivenfocus]

"I want to hear more of your regret" -Sadistic Sheep 2020

[@adler907]

Kinky

[@namvo3013]

She's slowly turning into a black sheep...

[@pagadianbro2890]

@@namvo3013 so I assume you saw that "black sheep" version in Redditto-kun?

[@namvo3013]

@@pagadianbro2890 Nah, I watched her black sheep song

[@oncelewdtwicehigh438]

Could you imagine going on a date with a girl who likes casual drinking and she asked you if you wanna play darts with her? Watame is that kind of girl who would say "nah I don't play much darts" but plays a darts religiously and would act all cute and innocent, giggling away saying she's so lucky...... I've been there and I'm traumatized by it.......

[@adler907]

Oof I feel you

[@peacechan4500]

Looks like coming from IRL experience. If yes I'm sorry man

[@Gabrielfrota]

i feel you, in my case it was a SF2 machine and she was like "wow i don´t play this since i was a kid!" She proceeded to woop my ass in the game with that face of "pupupu what a scrub" Don´t play since she was a kid my ass lol.

[@Konstantinsen]

Can't say I'm exactly the same but I have a friend of mine who was the least expected to be that good at darts. Damn. She had some of the best aim when she was playing with the boys.

[@kaigaikarano]

This is probably just because we men always want to be cool in front of women www If we not trying to look cool. Its be can had different route probably. Www And yes. I've been in the same situation before

[@Wororg]

You can feel how Watame is giggling to herself how she will destroy Haachama when Haachama mentioned she hasn't played before

[@voidgivenfocus]

You can see the suisei in this sheep

[@akward8246]

There's this one stream where she get >700 points in dart agaist her viewers Casually pulling 20x3 like it was nothing

[@notfutomomo3424]

Oi, tis customary to leave the sauce for stirring my curiosity

[@coldlight]

@@notfutomomo3424 Lamb sauce: kzbin.info/www/bejne/lXPTdqCtqc-UqLc darts game is roughly @ 0:12:25

[@yrosan]

Oh, so she does know. I was really wondering if she knew the 3x20 had more value than a bullseye...

[@Demonboy007]

@@yrosan She was sparing Haachama from the true asswhooping.

[@usamahanif1676]

OOOONNNNE HUNDRED AND EIIIIGHTYYYY

[@-Raylight]

"Destroy" is an understatement, Haachama just got obliterated back from Japan to Australia by Watame xD Watame's panties is -Sekaiichi- the best one in the world indeed

[@richter1934]

*BAAAAAAAKA MONO DAAA*

[@racingandy]

Watame had a solo stream later on and scored over 700 points...she might not be all out back at this point

[@TheMaitoPulla]

@@richter1934 BRRRRRAKA MONO DAAAA

[@christoperbryan995]

@@richter1934 is that an Rudolph Van stroheim reference

[@Nematoda4ever]

Watame's aimbot is so damn high... no wonder she didn't afraid of those Predators on Hololive... just give her darts arrows and she gonna be fine...

[@Leo3oooX]

Actually, Watame is by FAR the most dangerous in hololive, because It doesn't matter how many times you kill her, she will respawn in 8 seconds, she can control where she respawns at full strength. sooner or later you will need to sleep. *NEVER SLEEP - ONLY SHEEP.* Watame will hunt you down with a big smile and open eyes in her face, there's no escape from her.

[@pancakes322]

havent played elsword in the longest time

[@reaperofthings]

@@Leo3oooX sheep doesn’t need sleep. But you do. She’s like a Dark Souls character, no matter how many times you kill her, she’ll just keep coming back until you inevitably fall

[@Santalilcamper]

It’s a good thing watame didn’t know that the 20x3 is the actual best thing to hit on the board or this would’ve been a reverse sheep slaughter

[@user-zq7vi8lm4z]

As if this isnt reverse sheep slaughter already

[@yoursonisold8743]

It looked like she was aiming for the Low Ton a couple of times, but missed.

[@part-timedebiru9681]

I think she knows she just used 1% of her power

[@XicorVT]

@@part-timedebiru9681 i think she just casually made fun of Hacham chooooooooooooooo ohhh damm all over the screen

[@KipTM]

She actually does know, but I feel like she went for the bullseyes in this game specifically to show off to hachaama since they *look* more impressive

[@jesuizanmich]

Haachama: "I've never played darts before" Watame: [pauses] "...I've played darts before"

[@silver1884]

Her body count kept piling up, think she went a little easy on Haachama, Aki got hit by 600+.

[@Necroneer]

Sadistic Watame is great, can imagine her smug face with those condescending eyes. The score difference was high, thanks for translating!

[@LecherousLizard]

Watame wa warukunai yo ne~~

[@Krizz10043]

Haachama's "1x3" was the stuff of legends. Such skill to hit such a miserable amount of points. Either way, Watame seems to have a lot more dexterity than Haato. Still they make the most wholesome pairing imo. Also Watame is a W.

[@user-ur4yt9lj9i]

What is W?

[@roadent217]

@@user-ur4yt9lj9i Not sure exactly, but I'd guess it's an inverted M. Like a soft, fluffy S.

[@massedpotato1749]

All i know "W" is for "Wambo"

[@simonschnedl]

@@user-ur4yt9lj9i Wario

[@shuragami7283]

@@user-ur4yt9lj9i My best guess is that it stands for switch (can be either M or S), since S is taken already, letter-wise.

[@archer4155]

Watame: I love your dying voice *hol up*

[@shingshongshamalama]

Mad Sheep DESTROYS Her Wife's Self-Esteem

[@kairosseven9490]

Hachaama was channeling her inner elite with those noises.

[@cocopuffs7465]

I like how shes Haato when shes with Watame.. I guess even haachama dont wanna ruin this tee tee moment

[@Scykyc]

5:30 watame mocking her crying is hilarious 😂

[@bubbernub651]

Lmao the 4:18 "Waaa taaa meee" **watame scores a 25** *Haachama dying noises*

[@zeromailss]

6:09 Hachama sounds like a dying frog lmao

[@user-zq7vi8lm4z]

Damn son. I bet watame horn drill accuracy would be 100%

[@bilihsartsiwoc]

i am sorry to say that due to the loss of vision, it would be lowered.

[@megapulsar9244]

Haachama : Oka okay, it's only the beginning of the game. Watame : ...Yeeeeeesss... True, i's only the beginning... Watame in her head : Poor girl, things were settled before they even started.

[@ach3909]

Funiculì Funiculà with Watame's pantsu is just gold...

[@roadent217]

Never knew that the Japanese adopted the tune into a children's song.

[@adler907]

Watame just becomes S cuase she's hearing cute dying noises XD ...for some reason I'm jealous 😳

[@who_this_king]

"I like the way you die boi" - Watame, probably

[@BuluhTerbang]

I just found a channel dedicated to our beloved WataOji. I'm definitely subscribing. Thank you!

[@mhedansantos3519]

sheep casually destroys her wife 草

[@diego_paez.]

6:09 Uwah~

[@Crustumer]

Thank you for the edit my friend. I saw your post about not subing for a while and that's perfectly fine man. Take your time.

[@OnceInABlueMoonTranslations]

I still plan on doing translations. I meant I wasn't going to sub any collabs for a while because of the ways the subtitles worked in my editing software. I have no plan to stop, but I found a workaround with some help so collabs are back on the table.

[@Crustumer]

@@OnceInABlueMoonTranslations ohhh ok my bad. I understand now.

[@thundercrosssplitattack4424]

@@OnceInABlueMoonTranslations yaaay, anyway thanks for the translation

[@bigjtexas2309]

The mad queen had no chance against the horned queen in a battle of piercing a target. Watame had a large advantage there!

[@littlewhiteherz1402]

I'm glad that someone is translating this collab. It was so fun!

[@82dsreeves]

So, both of them are switches, they really are a perfect pair.

[@Kuddochan]

Actually quite spectacular how Haachama managed to keep hitting the worst possible areas time and time again

[@kikitondo8390]

it's good that her relationship with watame is mended now.

[@TheMaitoPulla]

Did they have some bumps at some point?

[@kikitondo8390]

it just misunderstanding... you know that haachama getting video present by watame in her birthday stream, but haachama didn't give anything in watame birthday stream. and from today onward, they don't collab again. only hachama next birthday stream, watame come visit in her totsumachi, at the very end of her stream (hell, haachama literally just end her stream but brought it back to receive watame call. there both of them talk and found tje misunderstanding, haachama was preparing a video give, to reciprocate watame preaent in her previous birthday, but due any reason unable to deliver it, make her feel bad and unable to visit watame. and also haachama confess while sobbing she really want to collab with watame again, mending their strained relationship

[@kikitondo8390]

sorry for the long post

[@KuroUsagi1010]

@@kikitondo8390 hi, any source for this ?

[@kikitondo8390]

@@KuroUsagi1010 kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2HRaZWdZ6mXa5Y there you go

[@LucasSilva-xb7iw]

Watame is so sweet. I wanna be her friend

[@Helmir]

Thanks for your hardwork. It's great to see sheep getting the level of support she does.

[@VincentAzure]

why are there so many Watames not that I'm complaining

[@magicalgirl1296]

Rolled out from the Watame factory.

[@adler907]

We can have our own watame

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

@@adler907 Haachamas can have little a Watame

[@Protect_all_ljf3forms]

Herd of watame kojo!

[@PhieFty]

Maybe because Sheep is the first successfully cloned animal

[@critikalparagon]

Sheep asserting dominance against a pig through darts..

[@Uberkilltoecheese]

4:20 these sounds are way too cute Haachama dying while Watame is rolling her in darts while trying to comfort her 😆

[@TheArcher143]

lmao

[@haekalazlan9357]

Tq for the translations man!

[@Mr168233]

God Watames cuteness matches with Haachamas humor is a godly combo

[@Elilymo]

im glad watame only know to aim bulleye ... she could be scarier if shes targeting other area

[@Helmir]

This is the power level of casual Watame and it's terrifying.

[@NeroClaudius369]

*warukunai yo NEEEEE~~*

[@promptnatthaphat4362]

Watame is very good dart

[@whisperviz1346]

she also destroyed aki on the dart games. Sheep got an eagle eye

[@IETass]

"Pantsu Time" -Peter Parker

[@masterkillx]

sheep brutally tears girl to shreds, it did nothing wrong.

[@phillipho]

And it was beyond Round 3 that Haachama learned a valuable lesson. If you're going to lose at Darts, lose big.

[@MrGretzky32]

Watame destroys at darts, aki got the 1st sample of that

[@DocDarkAngelo]

Haachama aims to be the number 1, after all that's the only number she can aim consistently. A truly elite move, Miko is proud of her.

[@canadiangopnik7007]

Here we discover Watame’s hidden talent at playing darts

[@gialice8656]

Watame is suprisingly good at dart, I wonder if she is good at FPS too, would love to see a 1 vs 1 between Watame and Botan :v

[@sathariel3231]

Haachama gets CONSUMED by the fluff

[@knightoftachyon261]

Haachama vs Watame Factory

[@mar0z]

So lovely X3

[@Slayerthecrow]

Note to self, never challenge Suisei to tetris and Watame at darts.

[@DaimonAnimations]

It requires a legendary level of skill like Hachama to hit single digits so often. . .xD

[@mostofs8365]

Haachama absolutely destroyed by sheep

[@DiggitySlice]

Finally a vtuber that knows how darts works. Bless you Wateme.

[@poplarxd1439]

Damn, our sheep is good. Makes me wonder if she was a hunter before joining Hololive.

[@Morisu-Chan]

Watame is like a humble senpai that just says she doesn't play it much but she's so good at it.

[@LecherousLizard]

6:35 Smile Sweet Sheep Sadistic

[@Franklii21]

Damn not even the one and only pSUIchopath is this good. Watame be mastering darts to protect herself from Botan

[@vanthursday]

Haachan sounds like an imouto xD

[@Sketchbook017]

I was actually expecting much louder screams from haachama..

[@RobinDude]

This is some Death Parade type shit here

[@pingu6338]

Wool pantsu best pantsu

[@ultradriplorddk7800]

poor haachama. Press F to pay respects for haachama

[@swivelken248chan6]

Watame should join in the darting olympics representing hololive japan.Watame is the first female I ever see her great darting skills

[@Dumplinglingboy]

Watame for darts is like suisei for tetris

[@IncredibleMD]

To be fair, Haachama is at a 5 to 1 disadvantage.

[@MrKrayona]

funiculi funicupantsu

[@jezzmaninjapan]

I love the Japanese pronunciation of "bull" & "double bull". BURU!!! DABURU BURU!!!

[@introverted456]

When you said destroyed, I didn't think it's going to quite literaly meant it

[@yusei1996]

Imagine watame got 180 points and went like "oooneee hundreed and eiighty pointsss" like they do in tournaments

[@Krieg_45]

First a certain Suichopath and now Watame. Not sure if YAGOO recruited idols or an Assassin Idol group.

[@Thankister]

Watame Van Gerwen

[@OnceInABlueMoonTranslations]

Good call

[@bronialesterg3172]

I wish to have a date like this in the future.

[@DKPGames]

A villain background story if i ever seen one

[@coffeeinhandproductions3238]

Decimated is more like it. And that ending clip.lol!

[@Mephil]

Watame destroying haachama in a lot of things lately

[@13KillerShadows]

by round two watame had more points than haachama got the entire game

[@haffume4293]

Virus gang are not here. This is safe haven

[@hoyashi-ta2336]

8:45 *PIZZA TIME*

[@pvmprnkl]

and that's why haachama did the slaughter

[@Jairoppi]

you cannot destroy what is already been destroyed, Watame simply just reduced her to Atoms

[@detectiveduck1577]

if watame hits a bullseye then haachama will follow and get a 1

[@coldlight]

Watame doesn't hold back in darts against anyone, not even against Haachama. She said it herself in that one stream where she won 710 - 308 against an online opponent. I'd like to see her line up against someone strong in darts like Suisei, that will be a great match!

[@DilectiAkai]

Do you think Coco would eat Watame, I feel like that’s a dragon thing to eat sheep a lot

[@nayakatristan77]

8:18 *Pizza intensifies*

[@argon1364]

Watame is making the most dangerous predator her enemy

[@brianezequiel8412]

Holy fuck literally destroyed lmao

[@OnceInABlueMoonTranslations]

Sheep have no sense of mercy.

[@alpacinofromfortnite6803]

8:35 Pantsu time

[@yoursonisold8743]

Waachama = Watame is S Botame = Watame is -food- M

[@matthewkeen6281]

nice,

[@borischan5252]

Look at those eyes! she will stab you in the back when she has the chance!

[@BobbyDank1015]

Michael Van Watame new PDC champion huh

[@Giggly_Puff]

“Yannoka?” Haachama:

[@Haru-qh2qz]

~Uwah

[@durandol]

pain-chama