English and Haryanvi Stand Up Comedy - By Vijay Yadav

#StandUpComedy #CanvasLaughClub #Comedy #vjydv
Credits -
Music - "KZbin se Free waala Music Track"
Fir bhi sunna hai to "Behind Closed Doors" and "Tarantula"
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Location - Canvas Laugh Club, Gurgaon.
Open Spot - Designation for comedians who are doing good in comedy and are given chance in Shows.
Dekho Tension nahi hai koi Zindagi mein. Sab mast chal raha hai. Baaki tum dekh hi loge aane waale time mein, kya hota hai.

[@vijayyadavcomedy]

Thanks for the overwhelming love. Follow my life journey: bit.ly/instagram_vj_ydv

[@kalpanapatel1350]

Aap proper hariyanaa se belong krte ho kya....??

[@heheheraghav]

Bro tatte tattered!!

[@santoshvyas967]

@@heheheraghav . . ..

[@manishkapoor7229]

Re bhai jada inglis na ho gi ke

[@meghajugran8770]

dehradun dehradun dehradun

[@divyahatti9765]

I m South Indian ... Jab me pehli bar hariyanvi friend se baat kari to me dar gayi thi...Ye mutse kuch puch rahe h ya fir dhamka rahe h😂 fir pata chala ki ye baat hi aise karte h😂😂 now we r a very good friends 🙂 dil k ache hote h😊

[@strat408]

They are usually from south haryana , their accent is mixed with Rajasthani accent .. i feel the same Being from north haryana

[@rjpanchal4875]

Aavaj Upar Nicha ho sakta ha lekin dil ka to acha he hota ha ham❤❤

[@shaivyasrivastava4217]

Yah...dil k ache hote hain 👍

[@sagarsharma1399]

Madam kde aao tham bhi haryana me bera pattega thmne bhi haryana k chij ss

[@ArunkuahwahArunkuahwah]

Me vi 2 sal rha South Indian me kha se ho tum

[@kathrinekathy7802]

That lady oh my God..she's laughing like the last comedy show of her life!!

[@sanika8025]

😂😂

[@avish4421]

🤣🤣🤣

[@avnitrivedi2000]

She was having a good day!! Ajkl bahut kam hi log haste hai.. openly.. I'm happy for her 😌

[@chetnathapliyal9876]

Mai bhi ese he hasti hun because why not we don't know the next second we can die aur maine to dekha hua hai apne samne logon ko marte hue just a second before mere saath ache bhale baten kari then next second sidha deadth kuch pata nahi chalta yaar

[@chetnathapliyal9876]

Mai bhi ese he hasti hun because why not we don't know the next second we can die aur maine to dekha hua hai apne samne logon ko marte hue just a second before mere saath ache bhale baten kari then next second sidha deadth kuch pata nahi chalta yaar

[@vanshikaimani6465]

That "navratre me kanjjak" cracked me up 😂😂

[@dhananjaypradhan3358]

I doubt ARCHANA was also there..

[@sanjidasan6556]

Same here😑

[@soumisarkar7046]

Bande ki hasi pr hi hasi aa jay😂😂😂 he is so cute aur yr... Haryanvi dialect!

[@skumar3670]

Cute

[@ericknegi7359]

Hmmm soumi

[@rahulg1998]

Haryana also rock 🤘 I proud haryanvi

[@manujoon5940]

Schhiiiii...

[@ravirana3781]

Wah ghni ksuuti baat Kh Di

[@niharika7631]

I love how everyone went silent at oxymoron! 😂😂😂 "Zada hogayi english! "😂😂

[@udaydahiya7454]

I listen to panic at the disco, Billie eilish, Troye Sivan etc etc, but at the same time, I also love these stand ups. They're literally at the opposite ends of the spectrum. It amazes me how there are so many people that can laugh at and love the same thing.

[@niharika7631]

Ayee same here man.. I listen to all of those artists as well but this is something different you know and I guess people enjoy it because its relatable. Plus why not there are a lot of indians who do their standup routine in hindi and they are pretty good!

[@skumar3670]

Haryanvi English yaar

[@maynknegi]

@@niharika7631 just Khalid things. 🙄

[@mrinalchoudhury4966]

Hey girl what's ur full name

[@chaudharyHR10]

Title:-जाटों के बिना किसने पानीपत जीते 👑 भरतपुर से चली थी रियासत हमारी डीघ(राजस्थान) में थी राजधानी बडी़ प्यारी महान सूरजमल ❤️ था राजा हमारा जिसे मानते है जाट कौम में सबसे प्यारा रोहतक से लेकर जयपुर तक था सीमा विस्तार दिल्ली जीत के भी छोड़ आया था वो यारों का था यार आगरा, गुडगांव, अलीगढ़, रेवाड़ी और था बुलंदशहर भी हमारा मेरठ,धौलपुर, ग्वालियर में भी लहराता था झंडा बड़ा प्यारा भरतपुर में भी स्थापित हुआ था एक अजब लौह स्तंभ जब दिल्ली जीतकर 1753 में तोड़ दिए थे हमनें सबके भ्रम 1707 में लिया था गजब शूरवीर सूरजमल ने जन्म घायल मराठों को भी मिली थी 1761 में भरतपुर में शरण महज 56 साल की जिंदगी थी सम्राट सूरजमल की सारी 1763 में आंखों से ओझल हो गई थी ये चिंगारी राजपूतों की साख बचाकर भी दिखाई उसने समझदारी जब छीन लाए दिल्ली से वापिस चितौड़गढ़ किले का राजपूति अष्टधातु गेट पुराना पानीपत की तीसरी लड़ाई में छिपा हमारी वीरता का अफसाना मुगल, मराठे और फिरंगियों ने भी माना था लोहा हमारा जब लाख कोशिशों पर भी टूटा नहीं एशिया का सबसे मजबूत भरतपुर किला हमारा करो कभी जाट सल्तनत भरतपुर दर्शन का प्रयास आप समझोगे कैसा स्वर्णिम रहा हमारा इतिहास ये जो सुनते हो ना लोगों के मुंह से अक्सर इतिहास के छींटे किसी ने गलत नहीं कहा जाटों के बिना किसने पानीपत जीते Dahiya✍️ प्रेरणास्रोत: | स्व. दादा जी |🙏

[@beactivebehappy9894]

0:28 even our English teacher's name is Satbir. P. S. She is a lady teacher You know the confusion with Punjabi names where they sometimes mismatch the genders with names.

[@gurbanimehar4239]

Shut up waha equality hoti hai jo boy ka name hai wo girl ka vi ho skta hai yeh h equality Sikhism me

[@simarpreetkaur2344]

Tujhe kya dikkt hogye fr

[@ishansharma4340]

Irony of the video is he is very good in english ...nice job man...you re in my list.....

[@somak4522]

Wahh be londe

[@skumar3670]

Means

[@AvneetKaur-ow7vj]

My grandma has done PhD in English College se pehle vo bhi esehi karti thi conversation going on someone's kid joined kg my Dadi replies ohh he is a playboy😂😂😂

[@skumar3670]

Playboy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jayeshdube8448]

Lol

[@chinmaysinghbisht5930]

Khushii

[@shivdevsinghsidhu2483]

Avneet Kaur 😂😂😂

[@Hament.Kaushik]

Hahhahahahhah

[@a-jsharma4421]

Bzt wz @2:50 grl ask :-why r u on tindr??...boy replied..."Navratre m kanjak baithani h😂😂😂👌🏻

[@prashantkumawat9296]

A-Jay Sharma ...bhai plzz explain..

[@ashishpatil9584]

I didn't get it

[@ManishJoshiIndia]

Kanzak is ' Little Gals' - invited on Navratra at home..... It's goddess inviting at home

[@deepakdikha1625]

A-Jay Sharma nassss

[@devilsadvocate4864]

Dude that’s sarcastic at so many levels 🤣🤣 Sharmaji thanks for the translation 👊

[@namanjain7799]

Under rated comedian U r best bro💪🏻💪🏻❤️

[@zoyaaqeel2834]

I think that girl in the audience surely has a crush on u ...thats why she was laughing so hard on ur little /small joke!😒

[@royalboy6478]

No, she is expert in dry drugs.

[@iftikaraliahmed24]

She is high

[@zoyaaqeel2834]

@Being Anonymous to ismain gaaliyan dene wali konsi baat hai?

[@zoyaaqeel2834]

@Being Anonymous oh acha meme tha...phir thk hai:p

[@zoyaaqeel2834]

@Being Anonymous acha bhae maaf kro...

[@pranshushaw3069]

King of chivalry is Daya from cid

[@anujmchitale]

Lol. Stunning joke.

[@avimannuxbz3454]

Sahi hai😂

[@bharatiye4492]

Kaha se late ho bhai ye sab 😂

[@आयुष-न5ब]

😂😂😂😂

[@nakshatrarao8157]

You're making Yadav community proud bro 🤪

[@vishalkumar-hu7gl]

I love haryanvi accents 💕

[@anshjain8839]

Man you’re great, I’m from Sonepat. I can totally relate to all of this ❤️

[@prateeksidhar2366]

ansh jain me too😂😂

[@AmanSharma-lc7lu]

kitna pollution hai udhar

[@himanshujaspal2429]

@@AmanSharma-lc7lu delhi त कम है मेरे भाई ।

[@naturalglow1641]

@@AmanSharma-lc7lu ib kitte koni population Bhai😂🤣

[@rakshita1745]

Bruh....🙌

[@deepikachopra1876]

I love u yr...for such an awesome comedy n making people laugh ...thanxxx a lot for making us laugh n happy...😍😍😄😄

[@kumargaurav9964]

Unique and good one

[@nikhil6204]

THERE'S ALWAYS A DRUNK AUNTY WHO LAUGHS ON EVERYTHING

[@PD-gs4tt]

Sahi jokes. Dhaasu delivery (because Jaat bhai). Tu comedy badhia kar raha hai bro. Keep it up.

[@Fearless0063]

That last 500 line probably is from Two and a half Men😂, Uncle Charlie the legend himself 😂😂

[@VivekSingh-ts1ec]

😂😂yes from the very first episode when Jake asks money for using curse words

[@abhishek22kool]

Tinder for कंजक was 👌🔥

[@Poetry_in_the_peaks]

Khaap panchyat ka match 😬😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌😂😂😂😂🤦🤣

[@shezanshaikh8105]

Wat is khaap panchayat

[@vishwask1884]

divya sharma heyy

[@ritikrajritu1540]

hi divya

[@vegitouchiha2499]

@@shezanshaikh8105 haryana ka supreme court 😂.

[@PankajYadav-le9pj]

Desi phnycht

[@devanshjuneja8082]

Julab-e-Tharoor 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌

[@shwetakardam88]

Tu yahan bhi???🤣🤣🤣

[@inshakhan6194]

She literally don't know the way to laugh😂😂😂😂😂

[@skumar3670]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@royalboy6478]

She is expert in dry drugs.

[@hmmza]

Paul Zz hasley bc 😑

[@Zalkenn]

The way he says thoda sa is so cute.

[@melfdes7022]

Ok dude I just love the way present yourself awesome... for the first time I have subscribed on you tube and that's you...

[@aryanrao8659]

Haryanvi Rocks😂❤️

[@dr.khushboorandhawa3818]

Loved your act vijay... Very funny. God bless you

[@ritikeshdutt]

chivalry .......vo jo ladkiyo ke sath hota....matlab vo nahi.......i died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cloud9records326]

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[@kabirchoudhary1847]

Nailed it man ... Next biggest comedian in india ! Looks like my next favt. Comedian is you

[@user-db3fg1vb4p]

Dude my father is also double M.A. in English itself ....😊😂😂

[@dOVERanalyst]

Very nice!! The beginning song is what I use in most of my videos. Lol.

[@techunlimited5118]

very Nice.This guy deserves a lot!! :))

[@nehanegi5927]

He is enjoying his own jokes 😂😂 oh my god

[@pkazad3444]

Haryana people are vry well behaved outside haryana,,,,

[@youngthugtower]

dun kno bai

[@sujankbball4124]

the girls laughing in the background😂😂😂😂

[@smitapandey913]

Ur smile is killer Vijay 😊😊

[@rupammittal641]

He is gud as in haryanvi version of modern situations

[@neeturathi260]

Haryana aalya ki baat a nyari hai😍 😎😎 #proudtobeharyanvi💪

[@aayushisharma3725]

Amazing amazing ....Vijay.....now I like hariyana,😎😎😎

[@navjotrandhawa5890]

He deserves alot more

[@neerajdahiya592]

Arey yo word tt mne bhi na pdhya aj tk...wah... great man😂🤣😂🤟😎

[@arpitkaushish4095]

Shi khel gay bhai...love Haryana and our culture

[@PoojaRani-to1mo]

Awwww so cute you are 🥰 I love your smile 😊

[@AEDNEK]

Man, Haryanvi guys rock.

[@nikhilh2-04]

Bhai kasam se maza agaya.navratri me kanjak bhitani hai.it's too good.😂😂😂😘😘Bhai or video

[@moniadixit28]

Bhai expressions shi hain ekdm comedy wale😅 Ban jayegi baat...lage raho👍

[@abhishekchaudhary9596]

Awesome man! Killed it❤️

[@pratibhachaudhary3607]

Hey dude ur voice just awesome...😍

[@GhanchakkarVideos]

Bhai super duper yaar..mja aa gya..u r unstoppable nd unbeatable..

[@paragnarang6159]

amazing!! finally a good haryanvi comedian

[@alashwin]

As always, there ll be one girl in the audience laughing like there is no tomorrow

[@dhruvkadan7484]

Jaat english speaking center 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cloud9records326]

Top-5 Branded Power Bank for daily basis ✅:- kzbin.info/www/bejne/f3fWoqefmpp7jMk

[@niharikabhatnagar7855]

I literally like the way you talk and ur smile 😅

[@mansirana3236]

TT copy of your website and the ho ho ho

[@BuddhamSarnamGachchami]

Its Mind blowing, Man!

[@jashajain8372]

Jam - bread jam Jaam - 🍻🍺🍷🍸🍶 😆😆😆🔥🔥

[@achintya7861]

I liked your standup before vipul goyal's show in gurgaon..you're hillarious

[@MohitSharma-tv3tz]

awesome..deserve standing ovation

[@shikshashaw642]

😍😍You are soooo gooood❤️

[@alpha2664]

Bhai navratra pe kanjak bulani hai🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂 bohot Acha tha yarrr

[@harshikamehra2278]

M enjoying comments more than video 😂😂 #background chudail #mata #etc.😂

[@kusumchauhan4363]

Same

[@kavisaini8675]

3:00 navratro m kanjk bethani h😂😂😂😂

[@noharim]

I was waiting for the next video!

[@yashpalsingh473]

When your dad says give me saas 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@roniicamiin9423]

Bhai .. haryanvi .. awsum ... bro love it ..exited for New Video

[@btslife5303]

This is damn good.

[@dimplegaur1432]

Yeah man.. You nailed it. 😘😘 But somewhere uh insulted teacher... ☹☹🙁🙁😔

[@smitgaikwad2904]

Chivalry - first I thought the knights Noble system Then it came to me(the real meaning now)

[@yashvisharma5557]

What's real meaning??? 😴😴😴i still couldn't understand 😴😴

[@smitgaikwad2904]

@@yashvisharma5557 it is when a peasant is risen to a higher level of nobility example in movies they show (usually) a peasant swordmen to a knight. In movies they show the sword tap on should when a queen give a chivalry as a gesture of greatness. Now it's basically guys doing stuff for girls, like opening the door for your girl or giving your date the last bite of food.

[@yashvisharma5557]

@@smitgaikwad2904 😆😆... Thnks dude

[@smitgaikwad2904]

@@yashvisharma5557 no problem

[@anamikaseth9695]

Oxymoron means two opposite words side by side like seriously funny

[@sunnygogna5097]

I feel as either someone stole your material or something cuz I've heard this whole thing before. Nevertheless, it was a good skit. Thanks🙏

[@hemantnaidu]

I'm not here for hookups, I'm here for ghaps ghaps 🤣

[@jaatboy871]

Jaat English center 😂😂🙏🏼 Let's fly Scorpio 🤘

[@PoojaVerma-hm9qk]

navratre me kanjak😂😂😂😂

[@karanushree97]

Can you Please tell me the meaning of kanjak

[@abcxyz4238]

@@karanushree97 navratre Mai choti ladkio KO Ghar pe bula KR Khana khilate hai

[@varun_sandhu]

Love from JATs.... ❣️❣️

[@nffrincekumar2053]

GOD BLESS YOU ALL 🙏 BEAUTIFUL SOULS 💕

[@ankushsharma192]

Awesome Bro! just love it

[@smrutiranjanhota5776]

I unconditionally love this guy.....best stand up comedian

[@urbanproductions5584]

He has that lit swag.🔥🔥🔥✔

[@RohitRajpoot]

Great sense of humor

[@aakashrajput2304]

Still loving ❤ 2021

[@anushkapatel2443]

who is that person in audience - one of the reason for laugh

[@aditikumari7958]

Navratre one😂😂😂👌👌

[@therandomreacher]

Aditi Kumari what did he say? I couldn't get that😅

[@rjuniverse93]

Aditi Kumari ungli karne wale bohat hai...

[@tarunsharma9379]

tinder

[@Its_MShivam]

Hy

[@jashajain8372]

End part epic 🔥🔥

[@shrutizurange7942]

Awesome...... 😂 😂 😂

[@miradwivedi8288]

Haan thoda sa to hai....!! 🤣😂

[@nupurchauhan7382]

Too good 👍👍

[@asimkhan-vl3ms]

bhai ka flow ❤❤❤

[@snigshine4481]

U nailed it dude

[@monalisafrancis2289]

Chivalry mae bs darwaza kholna hota h😂😂

[@aritrakumarsinha5049]

Dude, you can only make people laugh if their basic English is atrocious. Developing a sense of humor is a fine art and it requires to recognize the importance of high culture. You have a long way to go. A loooong way!!

[@imtotallyseriously]

r/whoosh This went over your head. He's being ironic when he says these things. Everyone, and the audience, knows what these basic English words mean. He's playing a character on stage who has no exposure to the modern world. Which is funny. I think you need to work on your sense of humor - he's performing on stage despite his setbacks, and living a life he wants. Live a little, and stop taking things too seriously.

[@aritrakumarsinha5049]

@@imtotallyseriously Laughing at the expense of a person who does not have any exposure to modern world is not funny. It's being mean. If you find humor in meanness then kudos to you. I come from a culture which has a deep history of literary richness. You may think so but you are not qualified to tell me that I need to develop my sense of humor. You have much to learn and your lack of exposure to true humor is indeed funny. Live a little so that you can read a lot and maybe learn a bit.

[@anmolyadav3394]

Bhai I m great fan of urs

[@mariarose9463]

Heheh my father is also .. double MA in English 😂😂😂😂

[@mithleshchandra2920]

bhai u r the next good comedian..

[@jhilmil1401]

Ye kon pagal has rhi hai

[@shreejatiwari4485]

Jhil Mil archana puran singh

[@K.C.Raj.]

Sahi m yrr....

[@yogitagoyam7942]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KAPILKUMAR-cg9zc]

jabardasti

[@myrootsworld1497]

😂😂😂😂😂😀😀😀😀😀😀 ha yar sach me..bhootni jesi

[@shubhammittal3561]

Dialects are part of languages.. Like haryanvi dialect is of hindi and in reality actually Communication is must... Be real be practical..modernism rocks.. Sports games fun enjoyment love sex lust etc are must always.. Self work self interests self style are must always..

[@haryanvivillager9857]

Haryanvi is not hindi It's dialect of khadi boli

[@NavneetYadav31]

Love you brother from bihar

[@happyrao0007]

Yadav and haryana Are love ❤❤🔥🔥🔥

[@dextersingh4281]

Awesomeness at best!