Englishman Reacts to.. Polish Kabaret Ani Mru Mru & Cezary Pazura - Cela

[@Mattkrp]

During the XYZ part, one person silently says the alphabet, the other one says "STOP". They play with the letter first person was at when stop was called. We normally play that with a pen (or a pencil) and a sheet of paper to write down our answers and count scores.

[@prawusekson]

Xyz-ready steady start!😊

[@supreme3376]

YES

[@lamerekeklerek]

8:45 so basically game in Poland is called "Countries - cities", there are few general rules there: - in each round somebody is going (in their minds) through the alphabet (if they go to an end they start over again) next person in line stops him at random moment and he tells everybody on what letter he stopped - then everybody tries to find a word that starts with that particular letter in each category, categories were defined at the beginning (countries and cities are "must have" and that where the name of the game came from, but those can be literally any category) - first person who found all categories for that letter starts to count down from 10 to 0 (there could be exceptions for example you found 9 out of 10 categories, but you want to cut your opponents short so you can decide that you can get 0 for that one category but opponents won't get more time to figure out other categories and keep up with you) - if you have nothing or misspelled something then you get 0 points - if your answer is the same as somebody else you will get 5 points - if your answer is unique then you have 10 points - if you are the only one that found a word in that category you get 15 points game was very popular on summer camps as there is no much props needed to play it

[@riesabass]

this guy! ^

[@lamerekeklerek]

@@riesabass I really like that game, I have even funny story: we've been playing it with friends, and the letter was "P" and when we get to the profession category my friend went struggilng for "adwokat" (which means "advocate/attorney") and we was like what? and then we've got it, he meant "prawnik" (lawyer) and he even got 10 points for that, but we've laughed a lot XD

[@riesabass]

@@lamerekeklerek i played it with my ex as a foreplay... i know, we are weird type of human beings :D but yeah, your example is just pure gold :D

[@PobortzaPl]

This was also a populsr activity during lessons with substitute teacher.

[@nzsbango]

Other most popular categories are: item, plant, animal, fruit, vegetable, river, profession. Much less popular are like 3 letter word or more than 8 letter word for example.

[@Roxson_]

Fun fact: Cezary Pazura who played 'Fanzloh' here, played in the show '13 Posterunek' (The 13th Police Station) which you have already watched on your channel; that clip with Adolf H.

[@TheTanadu]

2:20, this person (Fanzloh) is played by popular actor Cezary Pazura (mostly known from comedy movies, but he can play also more mature ones - he had part in his life, like few years where he wanted to play in "kabarets") - that's why people made huge applause when he entered, as nobody expected him.

[@adammichalak7398]

Polski Kerry 😂❤

[@bartekgarbaczewski420]

@@adammichalak7398 Jim Carrey, a nie żaden Kerry... Kerry to jest polityk amerykański.

[@daxxad6]

The game starts with saying XYZA and then counting alphabet in head be it fast on slow and on whichever letter you were thinking when the person say stop thats the letter you have to use to guess the country name.

[@riesabass]

but, of course, you said the rules with no cheating involved :D

[@adammichalak7398]

​@@riesabass😂😂😂😂😂

[@MSStudio73]

From the left: Marcin Wójcik (born 1974) - founder and leader of the cabaret, author of most of the skits and texts, also a radio presenter Waldemar Wilkołek (born 1968) - cabaret member, sound engineer, taking part in some skits Cezary Pazura (born 1962) - TV and film actor, director, producer, cabaret artist, one of the most popular Polish actors of the 1990s and 2000s, starred in about 100 films and TV series Michał Wójcik (born 1971) - cabaret member, actor, mime artist

[@QamarPl]

The game is called "Państwa, Miasta" (Countries, Cities) or "Inteligencja" (Intelligence) and is normally played with pens and paper. Everyone have piece of paper and writes his answers down. That way when answers are revealed, noone is stealing someone else's answers. After letter for the round is determined, by the portrayed method of one person counting letters in the head until interrupted, players are trying to write down words starting with chosen letter in each category. Categories usually are countries, cities, rivers, animals, plants, famous people, first names, cars. Exact number and type of categories vary from playgroup to playgroup and especially, in case of ppl who don't usually play together, the "famous people" category should be clarified beforehand if it have to be historical person or does fictional characters also counts (sometimes these become separate categories). When one person finishes the round by filling up all categories he start counting to ten then says STOP at which point all players should stop writing and players reveal their answers. If I remember scoring correctly (it was years since I played this last time) players score 10 points for every original answer (one which noone else had) and 5 for shared answers. Joke at the end, about famous actor starting with P is that that guest performer who isn't part of Ani Mru Mru is famous polish actor Cezary Pazura, so "That Pa... Pa..." was play on public's anticipation of breaking forth wall.

[@freuer007]

"There is no city like London. There is Lądek, Lądek-Zdrój." ;) This is a quote from the cult Polish film "Miś".

[@Evelyn_Anne_Boleyn]

i would say "Londynek" cutie ;😻...in polish you can diminutive everything, even the names of countries and cities, the polish language rocks/rulezz haha:)

[@simi1950]

i was so waiting for you to discover Cezary will be there :P

[@kpogodzinski]

I was at the Ani Mru Mru’s live performance last Sunday with my family. It was great!

[@RobReacts1]

Oh awesome

[@movemelody1]

Jako dzieci często graliśmy w "państwa, miasta", tylko pisaliśmy odpowiedzi w rubrykach w zeszytach. To bardzo pożyteczna gra, rozwijała naszą znajomość geografii.

[@weedingadmiral9431]

Nie tylko geografii, ale wiedzy ogólnej i zasób słownictwa.

[@tomaszsys5948]

Oh Rob, Totally love your comments, and you corrected the best translation in the world with ch, and sz, you nailed it 100%, your polish so far it's better than mine, as I wouldn't even noticed than someone made a mistake 😂 all the best

[@RobReacts1]

To be fair it related to him saying Chicago

[@tomaszsys5948]

I need to pop into your town one day, and we can get a pint or ten😉 please do what you're doing, I will always like 👍

[@7Askay7]

The third one from left is an actor. Check "Psy"or "Killer" or "Posterunek 13". Cezary Pazura.

[@TechnikZaba]

and "Piotrek 13"

[@riesabass]

and some vaccines commercials :D

[@mirkapl3431]

"13 Posterunek"​@@TechnikZaba

[@bonbonpony]

@@riesabass And traveling salesmen selling pots. (Not to be confused with pot ;) )

[@Cubus-zapasowy]

Cezary Pazura (second from right) is the same guy that played Hitler in a scene from "13 Posterunek" you reacted to before.

[@akemiflameborg]

Usually, to play this game (called Countries-Cities) you need a piece of paper and a pen. You then write a table and on top you write several categories, first two being a country and a city. First row is the categories, each next row is for one round. Other categories can be name, animal, plant etc. Me and my friends once played with categories related to everyone's interests - each person chose one or two categories (we ended up with categories like cars, history and anime). The other rules have been explained in other comments. When I was a kid, we didn't start with saying XYZ but we just said "start" and when someone wanted to get the letter A then they immediately said "stop". The way to do it is up to players. You should try playing this game with your friends, it's really fun!

[@cmpnbq]

I was waiting for this episode, and now my dreams comes true ❤ and also appreciate perfect translation 👏

[@Rozbi.]

A country starting with the letter Ł is Łotwa (Latvia) in Polish.

[@adammichalak7398]

Dobre...❤ obejrzę jeszcze raz 😂😂😂

[@barbarahaluch-zielinska6874]

I just have supported your Channel ❤, love your reaction to polish jokes

[@shredder5647]

9:23 I don't know who translated this, but he's a fucking genius with that wordplay

[@x4mm4x]

Actually this game is called Categories or Guggenheim in English. Other implementations are Facts in Five or Scattegories.

[@agataryznar5675]

this game is populary in Polish schools but play them on papier 🤣🤣

[@MasterZeus94]

Once again, coming from a person who does this for a living, a wonderful job from the translator. One nitpick I've noticed with the usage of "conjugal visit", but in the end it was really well done. Would love to get involved in those to test myself if you need any assistance.

[@RobReacts1]

That would be awesome if you could also help translate. If you want to, send me a message on my Instagram 🙂

[@kinga-qrnachata]

The joke with the famous actor starting with P was that no one, especially Fanzloch, mentioned Pazura (Cezary Pazura, i.e. himself), it was a wink to the audience ;)

[@icefloati]

FINALLY A GOOD ONE

[@marcinem3850]

Weź proszę na tapetę kabaret JURKI i skecz "obiad" posikasz się ze śmiechu😂😂😂

[@rapper3d1b]

o ile zrozumie. nie każdy nasz humor rozumieją anglicy, zresztą ich też jest no powiedzmy specyficzny.

[@Q36BN]

12:31 Bro, that was a game I played with other kids in school, before smartphones, or dumbphones were a thing.

[@patrolowaty]

Państwa miasta (Countries, cities). Normaly you would play with paper and pen, but they don't have it, and the audience will not see it, so they say it at loud. On begining, they were drawing (choosing) first letter. One person says at loud "XYZ" and start to says (not at loud, but "internally") the whole alfabeth. Then someone says "stop" and they take letter, that is first person currently on. Then, when you have letter, you can start to write down words in categories, like countries, cities, names, animals and so on (there is no one good category list). Then if first person is done, his start to counting to ten, and then the round is end. You can count the points. If only one person have the word, then it's 10 point i guess, if more people have the same word is 5 point, if you don't have it (or it's wrong) you have 0 points. Good game, you can try it:)

[@aniaania3952]

The "countries, cities" game was and still is very popular at school. Parents also like to play it with their children. It can be extended with names: animals, names, plants. Anything.The game teaches and entertains. Helps you remember. It doesn't take much. All you need is a piece of paper for everyone and a pen. Most often, everyone made a simple table on pieces of paper. At the top, in the boxes, he entered the category: city, animal...) and you can play now🙂🙃

[@PiotrPieszynski]

Did you know that you have already watched a fragment of the series with this guest actor? He played a policeman there.

[@Aesthetic_081_]

6:30 bless you!

[@moanamoonlight698]

I was watching it recently and I thought its perfect for your you tube 😂

[@topekszewczuk3950]

Nie spodziewałem się że to zobaczę 🙂Cezary Pazura😁😁

[@proosee]

I guess you need to set this comedy up in prison nowadays, because there is no electronics allowed and it was a very popular game before smart phones.

[@jkar4727]

xyza thing is a method of randomly choosing a letter. One person is saying the alphabet in their head another says stop. The chosen letter is the one the person saying the alphabet in their head was saying when stop was said. If you are the one saying the alphabet in your head and get to z and stop was not said you simply start saying the alphabet from the start. And since different people say the alphabet at different speeds, and might choose to sometimes go faster and sometimes slower (and in general it's not like anyone is trying to get a specific letter) this works as a fairly simple randomised letter generator. It is usually used with the game Country, City, River... (here translated as Cathegories) but is also often used by kids playing any othjer games that require a random choice of a letter. Country, City, River... (here: Cathegories) is a popular simple game, usually played with paper and pen/pencil. At the beginning you make a chart with cathegories at the top. Usually the basic ones are Country, City, River and then wahatever you come up with. Popular choices include item, occupation, name, plant, flower, car (either a make or a model), animal. You can add whatever is your interest like movie, actor, sport etc. Key is for all players to have the same set of cathegories, order isn't as important but having them in the same order makes scoring easier. Usually 6-7 cathegories allows for a fairly dynamic game. Each round is played the same: A letter is chosen (with our random letter generator), players attempt to fill the cathegories with approb=priate items starting with the chosen letter. Whoever finishes first says "One" aloud and then counts down to ten. Some voice the last three numbers some simply say stop when they get to ten, this is the method to give other players a last shot at completing their set. Once stop is said, players go cathegory by cathegory reading out their words. If you have a unique word you get 10 points. If someone else got the same word you get five less. If you do not have anything that's a 0. However, if you did have a word, and there were players that didn't come up with anything in that cathegory you get +5 points for each player that had nothing. Players check their guesses cathegory by cathegory writing down their scores for wach word, then sum up their points for the round and write that down in the last column (scoring column). You can play however many rounds you want, so this can be both a quick game played in a spare moment as well as a long one playes in a train compartment on your way to vacation. Although usually once you go through the whole alphabet it is a good idea to get a new set of cathegories to maintain the challenge ; )

[@JanTeodoru]

Zobacz KMN ,, Jerzyk dzisiaj nie pije ,,

[@mateuszmazurek7991]

agree, SZ sound basically like SH although SH has a little softer sound like polish Ś, but still closest to SH SZ is hard and dry

[@bajkabajeczka560]

Oh gosh! We used to play that game a lot!😂

[@adammichalak7398]

6.30 ZDRÓWKO... taka odpowiedź w Polsce na ten moment 😂❤

[@adamwasinski7293]

6:28 Bless you

[@Evelyn_Anne_Boleyn]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD I love boys, you are so funny!........Michał i Czarek jestescie fenomenalni!!!xD

[@gemgreg]

Fansloh is a guest in this. He is a professional comedy actor in Poland.

[@adammichalak7398]

16.24 ❤❤❤ jestem z ŁODZI/miasto/😂😂😂pozdrawiam

[@Evelyn_Anne_Boleyn]

Kocham prażoki!! Na studiach często jeździłam do Łodzi na koncerty, to był wspaniały czas(łza w oku) :) a koncert Amy McDonald w Łodzi był najlepszym w moim życiu! bo Amy mnie przytuliła i mam z nią zdjęcie (a byłam wtedy jej wielką fanką :)buziaki dla Łodzi!!😉wspaniale wspominam to miasto :)musiałam to napisać bo przyszły wspomnienia.."slow it down ..down down down..."🥹ehhh to były czasy..... dzięki,przypomniałam sobie piosenkę po xxxx latach...

[@maciejsuchowiejko1919]

I reccomend Kabaret Ani Mru Mru - "Dom starców"

[@sylwiaole1070]

Cezary Pazura to jest actor. I recommend you movie with him "KILER" it's a comedy

[@Evelyn_Anne_Boleyn]

aha, instead of the second or third tea during the day, brew chamomile or lemon balm or cistus 👌🍵

[@SthNothingEverything]

X,Y,Z, A... ja pamiętam, że jak grywałam w tę grę, to raczej lista wypisywanych słów była nieco dłuższa: państwo, miasto, rzeka, zwierzę, roślina, rzecz, imię, auto (marka samochodu)... Wogóle ja gdzieś 1/3 zabaw z czasów dzieciństwa spędziłam na zajęciach bardziej oldschool-owych typu gry planszowe, 1/3 przed ekranem a 1/3 na podwórku i włócząc się po okolicy. Tak mi się przypomniało, bo akurat dzisiaj w Polsce obchodzony Dzień Dziecka🚼😄🤩😋

[@na1rda]

I am from poland i play this very time.:D

[@Alpha_master.]

It would be nice if you reacted to Polish covers of English songs such as build our machine or roll or die

[@Evelyn_Anne_Boleyn]

If I could, would give 10, no..... 100 no....1000,000 thumbs up :D

[@a_nes9906]

bless you! Na zdrowie! :D

[@TrustyEngineer]

5:21 And here we have a briliant joke about ridiculous English spelling - respect for the author of the sublitiles 😏

[@lechu4748]

"sz" it is a sound of two letters combine togheder like english "sh" .

[@Evelyn_Anne_Boleyn]

you can imagine how many times in my life I almost peed from laughing (I have 3 brothers)xD

[@muffin4104]

"Państwa miasta" game 😂

[@MarcinWolski-q7y]

Lepsze niż skrabllle, bo ocenia twoją wiedzę ogolna czy to z geografii czy wiedzy ogólnej... Jak było pisane. Państwa miasta, ale i rzeki zwierzęta zawody...

[@Bekon241]

On the start he talk all alphabet in mind. And after ABCDE.... when you talk stop he tell letter when he was when you talk Stop.

[@tizek2]

one of the best

[@c0ff334dd1ct]

check out a stand up by Magda Kubicka - "Patrz przez palce"

[@grzegorzklimczynski6489]

if you would know polish then you would be dying from laughter LMAO ahahhaha

[@Cloud-x9m]

I'm proud of you! Indeed, Sz is like sh ("shop") ❤

[@Evelyn_Anne_Boleyn]

Honey helped me with my allergies, seriously, but it has to be real honey, not fake honey from the supermarket. I eat honey all year round, a teaspoon a day :) besides, you have pollen in your nose, sea water spray will help remove allergens :)everything in a natural way, without unnecessary chemicals...

[@humandisorder3962]

21:28 😉😘❤ Yes 🇵🇱😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BartoszKinczyk]

Sz is "matopeja" (should be "onomatopeja"). In English onomatopoeia.

[@oMINDFLYERo]

3:45 - {Mother_in_law}=acces: mode_nice:=OFF Good luck! :P

[@Evelyn_Anne_Boleyn]

no hej, no dobra.. I'm relaxing now with beautiful Scotland and relaxing music on YT, and a ty teraz tu z kabaretem wyjeżdżasz..... well okey.... let's go! with that

[@piotr9010]

@robreacts Cezary Pazura have his own yt channel

[@martak9205]

Nowaki (krystyna ) Polecam❤❤❤

[@NDN2NieDzielNaDwa]

Greate;)

[@7Askay7]

Ani Mru Mru means Hush-hush

[@radeknowak6951]

... propozycja.. kabaret Neonówka..Niebo

[@mohitoautomaciek801]

👍na zdrowie👍

[@Mr.Torque10]

Can you watch the polish kabaret Ani mru mru "Lokomotywa" because it is very funny😂❤

[@airmagol]

Skinny not tiny...

[@mbuszka5295]

*Stop* is pointing letter to stop inner 'alphabet scrolling', for one that is chosen in this indeed existing child/family mostly oriented game. 😉 Difference is, in true game, we write it down in tabs like: country, city, name, animal, thing and such. Correct answer is 10 points. Same answer is 5. No answer is 0. Rounds goes, till ones deciding to stop and then all sums up their points and share by end. 😊 Game is mostly family oriented, as got its educational background, but can be played at with friends, or anyone. It is old style, like games similar to 'ships'. They obviously are suppoused not to be too educated, Prof one is suppousedly called so, because is able read and write, we can guess. 🤷🏻‍♀️ But all in all, such family oriented game, indeed existed, through is not as much popular, as in old days. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@grzegorzchoroszun7778]

Rob, shall we play the State - City game? :)

[@RobReacts1]

Haha sure

[@grzegorzchoroszun7778]

@@RobReacts1 love Ya, man. Thanks

[@needsytr]

I'm waiting when you play Państwa-Miasta with your wife.

[@jacekwysocki3365]

I prefer the Scrabble versions

[@adammichalak7398]

14.33 można robić loda komuś 😂😂😂😂., toki żarcik. To nie ICE CEAM

[@adammichalak7398]

Ale gałka czerwona jest 😂😂😂😂, proszę bez urazy... kabaret. Pozdrawiam

[@ewas.5161]

there were play of words in polish not to transalte, " trzeci nie lec"i mens tird is not flying

[@Dorota-TamataGolcowna]

Cześć🙋😁

[@humandisorder3962]

Szy means sheeeeeee 😉

[@mateuszmazurek7991]

And CZ is CH, like China

[@Evelyn_Anne_Boleyn]

dobreee

[@Evelyn_Anne_Boleyn]

"Mru mru" is not at all difficult for you to say cause the second time you said it like a Pole!really!!.....nieee, nie ''Pole''.. Polak :)(On) Polka(Ona) ;-).LOVE their facial expressions 2...Michał makes the best faces in my opinion..ie. the funniest hahha xD and of course someone will say im bragging again, but I will say it or I won't say it... because you won't believe it and will think im making it up....(wanted to say something about acting)

[@mohitoautomaciek801]

🤝👍eeelllooo👍🤝

[@Evelyn_Anne_Boleyn]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pXjaia2ojJqgfMU and i cried... .. saw this music video and heard this song after 8 years... it was my youth.....She's Scottish(Szkotka) and very pretty, isn't she?

[@HENRYKGONTAREK]

Wybrał trudny skecz a mógłby Ireneusz Krosny,, Syzyf "itp .Na pewno by się uśmiał .W dodatku nie trzeba tłumaczyć Polskich zawiłości językowych.

[@formozaformoza4033]

Wszyscy skupili się jak w to się gra,a nie na aktorach,szkoda.Niestety obcokrajowcy nie są w stanie całkowicie zrozumieć i poczuć polski kabaret.Jest sporo lokalnych słów,których znaczenie znają tylko Polacy.

[@polskimaestro9454]

Ich strata. Mogli się uczyć polskiego.

[@JDrwal2]

There is no letter SZ in Polish - that’s what makes it funny. There is S and there is Z, but no SZ in the alphabet. I muted the volume and just read the English subtitles. There was nothing to lough at. It was no funny at all. I don’t know how you you find it funny if you don’t speak Polish. It loses like 90% of it’s fun factor.

[@simi1950]

the person starts with saying XYZA.. and then continues the alphabet silently so they cant hear.. when someone stops - he says on what letter of alphabet he was on

[@8balik]

Is not a liter

[@pl-hq5hr]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/f4vPlHSsn62fqcksi=qEnATk3KGOEi9V9e lame kabaret for Limeys. BUT, noone reacted to this one yet, and it is second to none.😮

[@AmpLooking]

Chudy means- thin.

[@scully000]

do not think sooooo 😏chudy- means skinny and thin - means cienki and tiny means mały, malutki ;) if you don't believe use google translator ;)

[@arekbary7015]

a man its not sily ame just try!!!

[@8balik]

Sz like chi,,,

[@xot80]

Countries, Cities, Plant, Animal, Sport, Car brand, Name, Color, Thing

[@irenakozak7368]

to bylo dobre

[@marcusdion8100]

chudy in Polish means skinny , not tiny

[@RobReacts1]

Close enough

[@januszrogowski3771]

Robi musisz poznać polskie slungi 😅to drugi polski język 😅😢😊

[@tomtor4]

Sz - SH