Never thought i would get scare jump from this video XD 0:18 (headphone warning)
@viclip5 Жыл бұрын
Sorry 🙏
@garfieldandfriends1 Жыл бұрын
Agree. I legit twitched on a train when that played. Sorry but please check the audio beforehand 🙏
@mr.bluefox3511 Жыл бұрын
*A numbers of viewers got sucker punch* . Oof !
@Omicron9999 Жыл бұрын
I know, that sound effect was so fucking loud.
@chiichan3774 Жыл бұрын
Mariri: Small pp is like no boba right? Enna: ** emotional damage **
@JohnWick-rh1zz Жыл бұрын
Enna is both of those things
@amielgloria1248 Жыл бұрын
😂urusesh😮😮p😮😅s
@amielgloria1248 Жыл бұрын
@@JohnWick-rh1zz Ji😅i 2:46 kv
@amielgloria1248 Жыл бұрын
Du😂suuu😮
@Firnienarya Жыл бұрын
any booba is good booba.
@Norrikan Жыл бұрын
Years ago I saw a flasher and the woman he accosted very calmly, very neatly reached down, grabbed the flasher's equipment and *janked* upwards. The guy screeched like a banshee and nearly folded in half as she kept pulling. It was astonishing.
@snowpools8498 Жыл бұрын
bro probably thought he was gonna get lucky 💀
@corruptedmineral Жыл бұрын
need a vid fr
@tiroonaka479 Жыл бұрын
Its like Aia says: take the dick and twist it
@alliebonesVODs Жыл бұрын
"Is that like... harassment?" Enna, girl, we need to talk about boundaries or something, god damn
@rexcifer Жыл бұрын
When Maria uses nutcracker, every male in 50 meter radius gets half of the damage.
@ardantop132na6 Жыл бұрын
She did say it's AoE but she probably didn't think how large that AoE range.
@MystMagus Жыл бұрын
Mostly nutcracker splash damage is limited to just the mental component.
@MonteBond8 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, but all enemies in the 50m radius get the Frightened status and must flee.
@IcespherePlaysGames Жыл бұрын
If it's a shot to the nuts then it's also DOT(Damage over time)
@StrangeLuv117 Жыл бұрын
Ok hear me out. Flashing isn't ok, but Enna and her dad are so right that shit is stupid funny
@snowpools8498 Жыл бұрын
yeah, if someone flashes me that close im gonna pretend to keep walking and just hit them in the nuts
@JoseVazquez-li9or Жыл бұрын
0:22 was unintentionally funny lol "because the target is too small"
@edmond0073 Жыл бұрын
I like how enna went at the equivalence relation like yea ..... 🤣
@reality_404 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes , The Nutcracker Deal 4x damage against men + weakening debuff
@mr.r4308 Жыл бұрын
Every man cryptonite
@nova1153 Жыл бұрын
Also if it doesn't take at least 90% of the target's HP, it also inflicts the "Frenzied Rage" status, which might end up being a little dangerous for the one doing The Nutcracker if you don't have another clear shot at the nuts. At that point it might be better to run and hope the Weakening debuff gives you enough of an advantage to successfully escape.
@vernonasian Жыл бұрын
I've been using Enna's self defense for years, it is very effective. Keeps kidnappers away, cute girls away, family away . . .
@Mari-Schimmer Жыл бұрын
But hey! Keeping kidnappers and other unwanted beings isn't that bad, is it? -Seriously though, I've barely been catcalled ever. Not bad at all-
@thegrayyernaut Жыл бұрын
1:54 My girlfriend said the same thing to a flasher when she got harrassed back in her high school day. She tried her best to look stone-cold saying that to him, but once she walked out of that alley she broke down crying. It's horrible :
@Mienarrr Жыл бұрын
jesus christ that reminds me of this one time i saw a shady guy at a bus stop being weird so i just watched him and he was going around showing everyone something, and when he came up to me i saw that they were polaroid of himself naked………. some people man………
@Zane-It Жыл бұрын
Yup some people
@biiyen8458 Жыл бұрын
My school didn't even teach me how to do my fucking taxes
@TheCackling Жыл бұрын
They presumably taught you how to read and write, reading comprehension, basic maths and how to do basic research. The real failure was them failing to instil a self reliance to apply those skills and figure it out.
@castform57 Жыл бұрын
Mine didn't either, but that's no problem when my country does taxes actually well, all online, simple as shit. It's all very self explanatory, and they have a support chat for questions.
@slayer2450 Жыл бұрын
Always aim for the vitals if you get jumped. Gouge eyeballs, kick or rip the balls, rupture their eardrums by slapping it hard as possible, bite, and the throat.
@glen-k.2k5 Жыл бұрын
Yup. A karate chop to the throat can be lethal.
@snowpools8498 Жыл бұрын
yep, gotta fight dirty to survive in the streets, would absolutely go for anything I can, genitals, eyes, stomach, pull on their ears/hair, bite
@lenalonaseva Жыл бұрын
2:35 emotional damage moment
@rogue037 Жыл бұрын
bro my ears are bleeding after this sfx 0:18
@viclip5 Жыл бұрын
Eh? Is it that bad on headphone. Sorry 🙏
@StriderVM Жыл бұрын
@@viclip5 It's a little too loud in comparison to all other noises.
@scover3 Жыл бұрын
@@viclip5 i'm watching from smartphone just through dynamic and even that way it kicks my ears.
@daiekimashin Жыл бұрын
My self defense style is USP.45 with extended mag
@ardantop132na6 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes. The freedom way.
@Muxeroth Жыл бұрын
And Hollow points, we don't want them to survive now do we?
@Proxima.q Жыл бұрын
America moment
@imfinishedgrinding638 Жыл бұрын
Yo won't a handy Colt 1911 will do? That seems a bit much carrying around an SMG
@ardantop132na6 Жыл бұрын
@@imfinishedgrinding638 HK USP.45 is a SMG?
@skel-ator Жыл бұрын
“Yeah i think so” NO MARIA I THINK YOU MEAN “yes”
@rishloouppy Жыл бұрын
NAH the fact that Enna even asked that tho. Like, sis?? Isn't the answer to that obvious? 😭
@kae8450 Жыл бұрын
The ending tho 😭😭💀
@ezUpshift_Media Жыл бұрын
My self defense is to gain weight where they would need to rent a fork lift to take me
@sleeplessindefatigable6385 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like JJ Bittenbinder came to Maria's school and gave them one of his trademark no nonsense talks. But like, man, dude just exposed himself to a minor and Maria was preparing herself to fight a guy, like... holy shit, that's fucked up.
@Ally-Oop Жыл бұрын
AOE damage XD
@Maurivium Жыл бұрын
Nut flinch nut flinch. 1:49 oh shet, that lady obliterated the package and confidence of that dude. I don't get the point of flashing IRL or in DMs with a pp pic, has that ever worked?
@AManChoosesASlaveObeys Жыл бұрын
exhibitionist fetish
@AManChoosesASlaveObeys Жыл бұрын
girls can have it too, that's why some flash their b00b@s and feel good, but it's not as frowned upon. well, as a man, I can understand why it isn't
@asrielgoddard8 Жыл бұрын
maybe it’s a fetish thing. And the flasher gets something from being watched/humiliated in public. Or something like that idk
@GoldRichness Жыл бұрын
Mostly that leads into some kind of kidnapping which leads to a black market
@Frame206a Жыл бұрын
No maririn that's not the same, smol pp means yo f*ked for life... But with smol boba? there's people who are into that
@asrielgoddard8 Жыл бұрын
Bros talking as if fingers and tongues don’t exist.
@xmixaplix Жыл бұрын
Enna trying to dodge that last part 😂
@saryulis137 Жыл бұрын
I did'nt expect to get punch by 0:18
@jaysonmagaro5007 Жыл бұрын
AoE it's really effective
@pokemonwilliams2176 Жыл бұрын
(after reading the description) I think Selen, Enna, and Mika would be the best trio (a combination of laughter and tons of random bullshit)
@linusius_irenaeus0520 Жыл бұрын
Dang we almost had that but hey we got Selen, Enna, and Pomu once. (Selen's stream on fans steam account roasts).
@ChinchillaBONK Жыл бұрын
They were traumatised by his smol pp. "Target Acquired. However Target Area too limited to aim. Utilise Knees for Area of Effect."
@sathariel3231 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit don’t mess with Maria
@Louisnarig Жыл бұрын
Self defense? Just bring 1, 2 or more ballpoint pen with you everywhere. You could clip it on your shirt for easy arming. Putting one on pocket would work as a back up. If it's a more serious situation, go for the head, or more specifically, the eyes which is also fragile. Though I don't think those are allowed, that's why break their balls if they have balls, poke their eyes if they don't have any, as long as it's for genuine self-defense.
@ClawManV3 Жыл бұрын
Smol pp is worse than smol boba imo. With boba, you have tons of people who insist that flat/small is better and there are even significant practical and health benefits with having smol boba. Do you see anyone insisting that small is better for pp? No. It's either "bigger is better" or "size doesn't matter," but never "small is better." Not to mention that if you _really_ want to, it's fairly easy to get bigger boba through medical procedures, whereas it's nearly _impossible_ or extremely dangerous to try that with pp.
@mamertvonn Жыл бұрын
... better performance...
@Poke-ladd Жыл бұрын
At my Aussie school we were told to run away or trick them to look another way like “Hey Officer can you help me out?” And just go for their nuts or like an acquaintance of mine once did, tackle them in a frenzy and bite their ear off
@dwi2921 Жыл бұрын
To be honest Self-Defense is kinda defacto illegal in most commonwealth countries (such as Australia). So...
@jolinapenequito Жыл бұрын
Enna is like me haha with a dress code like a criminal baggie clothing so they don't even know what gender Iam haha. When Iam with my family that's when I be myself haha
@noble_wine Жыл бұрын
Did they like what he was wearing.
@puddingcatsteamboat6393 Жыл бұрын
i’m a guy so i never been flashed but i have seen bums whip out their junk for all to see and just start pissing multiple times, man my city is kinda a dump 😕
@kiyomiku Жыл бұрын
He expose his most vulnerable part like that? If he get kicked or punched down there he would still be in the wrong. That's just stupid.
@IAmEnormous Жыл бұрын
Maria... kidnapping is not a situation you "get into," it gets brought TO YOU. Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but the best thing to do to a flasher is try to get as many people's attention as possible. Flashers do it to have power over you, so even ignoring them doesn't work because they know you saw, and were forced to act in a certain way. Once you take them out of that 1-on-1 dynamic, they lose power over the situation, and better yet experience immediate consequences. So if someone flashes you, just get as loud as you can, and firmly shout, "SIR? DID YOU JUST FLASH YOUR PENIS AT ME?" or something like that.
@thy7411 Жыл бұрын
"YO BRO YOUR DICK IS TOO Crooked TO THE RIGHT, SWITCH TO THE LEFT HAND WHEN YOU JACK OFF!" Would probably cause the best reaction
@oomay1925 Жыл бұрын
Ya, if you're around enough people and feel in danger, you can definitely shout to get attention. But some flashers just flash, and that's all. It's some gross fetish thing and they just want to get a reaction out of you for their own satisfaction, so if you feel like you're not in any danger, not giving them a reaction is not a bad thing either.
@IAmEnormous Жыл бұрын
@@oomay1925 I disagree. If flashers weren't looking specifically for _victims_ they would simply strip nude in a crowded area and bask in the adrenaline-laced humiliation. The very fact that they choose a specific person means they want a victim, not an audience.