Enslaving Alienkind with Capitalism in Quasimorph

[@jameshoek619]

Hey Kleaper I modeled my workplace behaviour after your 40K videos and I did such a good job that I’m getting my own ‘Nuremberg Commitee’ whatever that means

[@thesovietunion9542]

good job bro 👍

[@andylaw3222]

Greetings from germany😂

[@antikleaper]

Gigachad model employee

[@halftimedeus8871]

They probably want to award you for your burning passion

[@alfarinoakenhawk1245]

I’m jealous. I tried the same thing and got a restraining order.

[@wizardlizard98]

You'd think the interdimensional aztek themed horror that just burst out of that guys chest would be the biggest issue. But no. It is still my crippling debt for the clones I lost.

[@gasalpha879]

we will never financially recover from this

[@TheDownrankTrain]

Death is temporary, interest payments are eternal.

[@TenthLegionX]

"And this game is $230 dollars cheaper". I died XD Kleaper spitting facts!

[@itzaleaf405]

Of all the things I expected, the quick below the belt shot at tarkov was NOT one of them... yet I'm all for it still.

[@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj]

So the game is cheap while showing the bad in capitalism.. is it pro or anti? who knows cause the creator is a Sundowner centrist

[@CosmicFreedoms]

@@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj Capitalism is good because it lowers prices while increasing value of goods. Governments unfairly mess with markets resulting in either socialist hellscapes or our current Western Neoliberalism insanity.

[@soulsearcher9620]

@@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj We don't create the market for scams. Those guys just managed the scam economy -- they didn't invent it. Didja think every scam in history was all part of some big ol' conspiracy? Bullshit! Scamming is just part'a who we are. Why fight it? - Sundowner after he got into Crypto

[@AlphaOmega1237]

​@@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pjWell, anarcho-anything is always bad, and this is a world overrun by Aztec Demons, so it's not exactly a particularly relevant criticism of the real world... ... likely because it's probably not meant to be.

[@piratenflipper]

"I'm a corporate mercenary! I have money resources and lawyers, Allowing me to do whatever the fuck I want!" - walking plausible deniability

[@lechking941]

yep. toy exist as plausable deniability. cleaning up something so lawers can cover it into dust. i how ever will say have some honor in your work. IE if someone thinks attacking you is a smart idea make them see otherwise.

[@0ld_Scratch]

Lawyers, Guns and Money - Warren Zevon

[@BlazingCyclone1337]

I thought this was Quasimorph not a Boeing PR training course

[@Boydar]

Man i love a game where a cruel corporation enslaves you in a contract to exploit you to earn them profit, gotta be one of my favorite genres.

[@sixmillionisimpossible]

I mean it's that, the religious fanatics, the terroristic and hopelessly outmatched resistance, a labor union or the aztec genocide bodymass xenos.

[@Inactive_Account29283]

Armored core

[@playboycomun1st4]

Real life?

[@sixmillionisimpossible]

Gotta be my favorite reality.

[@Монс-й1ь]

​@@Inactive_Account29283 "Fell the cradles, all of them"

[@OhMercyMe]

i imagine kleaper's and reggie's friendship manifesting as a plague doctor keeping a really weird and peculiar vial of slime on his shelf

[@miko_44miko85]

5:58 rule number one of extraction shooters always make fun of escape from tarkove

[@matthewyeldig4608]

Picture this: Your a demon who's *JUST* escaped Hell proper, or where ever in the outer-dark you came from... Some dude in a plauge mask from seven centuries ago comes in the room you spawned in, shoves a sharpened toothbrush between your ribs, and the last thin you hear before returning from whence you came is how eating your eye is going to help keep him sane...

[@qwertzu1195]

Reggie and klep are the same person like mandi and sseth

[@hillimer]

I’m convinced that Reggie is just klep’s alternate personality after he inhales a handful of Xanax

[@gaddiusgaddium9082]

​@@hillimer He needs a horse sized dose of robutussin and adderall to return to his original self.

[@Dayz3O6]

No, the voice different is too obvious, Reggie and Sseth is the same.

[@fr-joey764]

Untrue, Reggie's Canadian, Sseth Nigerian

[@braindavidgilbert3147]

Mandi?

[@pocketinfinity6733]

10:54 "I didnt even get addicted to drugs" yea real high bar here at Kleaper Inc.

[@TheFatFondler]

its a pretty high bar for quasimorph too tbh

[@Baller5525]

If barotrauma taught kleeper one thing its definitely morphine

[@MikoSciencia]

15:00 ah yes, a pentagram, a five pointed star... with seven points... I did have to google it myself too, apparently it's called a heptagram.

[@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj]

Star of (-d) Avid

[@ghostt144]

@@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj Star of Saturn*(Moloch) it has nothing to do with King David, and likely they just say that to cover themselves.

[@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj]

@@ghostt144 nah its obviously the space jews with their space lasers again

[@ladywaffle2210]

​@@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj The Star of David is six-pointed

[@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj]

@@ladywaffle2210 not in space, do you not know of the lasers?

[@morjin4859]

Don't let his appearance and name fool you, Tezctlan may SOUND like a bastardized aztec/Warhammer Lizardmen character, but he's actually just a major Hellraiser enthusiast. In fact, one of his fun and friendly comms before his extradimensional groupies jump you is just a rephrased Hellraiser quote, and if he had a fixed address in the materium, he'd be getting sued right now by whatever megacorporation in this "future" has become a sort of monopolistic business focused on horror film franchises that are past their prime

[@Gmann2021]

I think Ancom would probably own the rights to Hellraiser

[@armchaircivilian3076]

Your concept that a banker might have any morals to be flexible with is the most hilariously absurd part of the video :P Apart from all the rest of the greatness!

[@ChartreuseDan]

poo-poo: ~exists~ kleaper: eat the poo-poo?

[@ysgramorssoupspoon2261]

Ah yes splints the thing you use on your broken ribs.

[@austinclements8010]

_snifffff_ it smells like those aliens could use some DEMOCRACY

[@onhillsgaming]

Corporate HR would like to remind you. Free thinking is not recommended to keep the productivity high. Our corporate mandated motto is For Capitalism.

[@fennikk2433]

We get it. The joke was overused a week after HD2 releases.

[@AC-hj9tv]

For Super Earth!!!

[@awsm253]

I am currently sick. That Jab of '$230 cheaper' Sent me into a wheezing coughing fit as I tried to laugh.

[@carto4028]

HEALTH BEEEEAAAAAM ✨✨✨✨

[@josephdavis4682]

@@carto4028 WRONG! STREAM OF VOMIT DIRECTLY INTO YOUR MOUTH🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@threadmiser4914]

Honestly? A dark future ruled by ancap corporations & Aztec demons from Venus sounds downright pleasant right about now.

[@a_flamingo_cultist]

1. I didn't know what quasimorphosis did until it was at like 400 2. I decided to full clear the map anyway 3. Quasimorphosis gets to 1000 on a moon 4. Weird thing with 400 HP spawns that can summon more quasimorphs 5. I beat it to death with a dauggur saber cuz melee is op

[@theminecraft4202]

i start playing Manor Lords, Kleaper makes a Manor Lords video. i start playing Quasimorph, Kleaper makes a Quasimorph video. GET OUT OF MY WALLS

[@lowgraphicsgaming314]

I can’t believe you would expose Boeings employees like that

[@rogofos]

- game set in space - has destructible walls come on come on mate you're a gamer you know what to do

[@DarkSanta512]

SsethTzeentach, Reggie, and Now Kleaper?! I've been blessed

[@pedronabais1456]

"i am a corporate mercenary, much scarier than any terrorist" >Lockheed Martin after making a Wagner convoy disappear in a couple of hours

[@ОлегПетров-с8щ]

>Wagner group after making french and american troops disappear from the Africa

[@pedronabais1456]

@@ОлегПетров-с8щ by this point wagner is just a way for russia to fund militias, their divisions in africa are mostly from locals or close by countries, if anything they got every european out

[@RisaxTheImp]

Sseth, Reggie and you have really made this game look like a lot of fun to play. Would not be opposed to seeing more Quasimorph either here or on the other channel. 👍

[@masonguyman3074]

Lmao youtube monetization is going to *hate* those first ten seconds

[@Loolilol]

Was here for 5 minutes of a single stream. I knew exactly what was going to happen.

[@kubin226]

5:59 I just fucking died at this moment, just like any hopes I had for tarkov 2 weeks ago

[@shinjutsu2773]

play CDDA and you learn the horrors of turn based vehicle steering and kevlar hulks

[@MadCityVL]

Need a kleaper, reggie, ambiguous amphibian crossover episode

[@blackburngaming8345]

Fun fact: balaclavas are not meant to provide protection. It's essentially just elastic fabric in the generic shape of a head with holes cut out for the eyes and mouth. That's literally it.

[@DWal32]

although they do provide 4 cold protection, which is marginally effective against pretty much every quasimorphic ranged weapon

[@AngelKyoX]

The amount of a love hate relationship I have with this game is criminal

[@DumbCup]

7:16 uh oh his phsycosis metere is filling up

[@jonathanwells223]

6:24 fellow House Stan spotted, subbed

[@kamikaze4172]

From that intro alone, this game was MADE for you

[@seekerhunts]

19:28 staring at the antidote - never touches it.

[@khanstantinople]

cant believe John Quasimorph is at it again

[@DietNihilist]

This game ramps up in difficulty so fast, it has consumed a lot of free time lately and I’ve been loving it. Had to set it aside this past week because you can sink into like that if you aren’t careful. Also amazing soundtrack.

[@CCPodz]

Reggie: Would throw the poo at others Spiff: would monopolize the poo in the most ludicrous and inhumane way possible Kleaper: *C O N S U M E*

[@bluethehuman3692]

The poison pools from spiders used to be permanent instead of dissipating with time. It was rough.

[@Puroboi8894]

You know, I've realized something. This game is top down, gridded, turn based, if you die you lose everything, and actions empty your hunger. This is scifi Mystery Dungeon.

[@royalbluegaming7763]

7:16 Kleaper's morphine addiction reappears

[@edderz101]

This would make a great series.

[@positivecayde395]

Exceptional video as always Kleaper

[@heck8607]

"Beautifully psycopathic" is probably Reggies favorite compliment out of the many (3) he has received

[@Chasere8161]

oh boy, here we go again

[@fake_heaven]

thank you, very cool

[@akramgimmini8165]

Capitalism... IN SPACE

[@kamiloles3820]

I love you decided to play this game, was thinking of buying it and now I know I'm buying it

[@SMsizzle]

You finally mentioned him so I’m gonna need some Reggie & Kleaper (Anti-Reggie if you prefer) mayhem in the future!

[@arcanistthesonofianite249]

Another day, anothet Kleaper video, very nice

[@gocomitdead]

1:20 so a Boeing employee?

[@ScrapComputer]

I worked for a company who had Boeing as a primary customer. The things I could tell you ... here's how I was fired. I'd been having problems with a manager who would breath down your neck to hurry you up. Didn't care about quality. He'd challenged me and I'll fought back. I call him over to point out a problem. Manager: Push it forward. Me: It's not right, its a little off. This bolt fits but it's got a 8 degree angle on it. Manager: *checks eye his monkey eye ball, ignoring the obvious tilt* Push. It. Forward. Well put the cover over it, they never dismantle it to check. Me: Its the key safety feature mate. I'll dismantle it and try to fix it, But I'm pretty sure the mount is off. I'll try anyway. Manager: we have an order to fill. I don't have time for you to fix your mistake. Me: it's not my mistake. *drills bolt out, shines light into bolt hole* see that angle? It means I can't drill it securely. Which means the entire mechanism will be rattling on the plane. Thread by thread of the bolt will get torn up, which means it vibrate more. *lifts up bolt for inspection and shines light at it. If it were my mistake, my compact gun would have threaded the bolt "lines" already. Can you see any threading? Manager: *ignores logic and evidence and looks up at the clock* this is the third time today you've called me over this. Just try and fix it like you did last time (I had reported the first bend mount immediately, which was barely recognizable with a spirt level, hence within the threshold, even if it was unusual). Just do what you did with the last ones. Me: they were 1-2 degrees off. This needs to sit flush as it's a mount. You know if it's over 2 degrees off we have to get it quality inspected/tested before use. (We normally only do this at 3-4 degrees as "standard practice" and would be shouted at if we tried at 2 degrees) Manager: You're always the one holding up the line. Look ... *leans in* do we have a problem here? Why can't you just get on with it like everyone else does? I know you're newish here, but this isn't like your last job where you have all the time in the world to check things. In your interview you said you could work in a fast paced environments. I just don't get it. Sometimes you're finished before everybody and others you're just complaining and standing here waiting for a quality inspector with your thumb up your ass. (Insinuating I'm lazy). Me: im the quickest on the line if everything is working even with my extra, "paranoid" checks. If I have no problems with the parts I can go without stopping. Im making a key safety feature of a plane here mate. You may call me paranoid, but I call it giving a s#!t. If this fails people can die and I won't have that on my conscious. There's a reason why I have a 0.3% fail rate on my final quality checks. Five times better than the second best and 25 times better than your golden boy (his favourite fast worker who doesn't care in the slightest. I don't go out for smokes by doing it quickly. I don't mess around and chat. I jump to other sections to help other people. I work hard, so don't ever call me lazy. This is about safety for me. For you, like all of you production managers, is about speed for your bonuses, thats all-- Manager: I've been here for twenty years, don't you ever speak to me like that! *Lines stops, everyone looks over, another manager comes running* I know more about this industry than you'll ever know. Just. Do. What. You're. Told. I have the big picture and it's my iob to make sure we (himself and the company as though they're the same) makes as much as possible. Me: I heard you made 32k last year in bonuses. Record number put through for you, right? Mr company man made them big sales right? All orders done in time. Dont lie to yourself. We put out a record number of fails recorded by the customer. Over 1 MILLION in fines because of cut corners and returns. And two in field which cost another half a mill. You're not even a company man, you're just looking out for yourself. And the people above you are doing the same. Bonuses are any of you care about. I won't be apart of this. I'm done after today. Oh and I won't be signing off this part without a replacement. I realise that ive been shouting. Other members of staff look at each other, some nod. Other manager arrives. Other manager: stop this now! *looks around to the manager, they lock eyes and look around. Everyone can see that they know I'm right. He gives me a murderous look, his face turning red. 2nd Manager: GET OUT! Talk to staff members later, they all told me I was right, that the whole factory talked about it for weeks. Managers diciplined several people who mentioned it, suddenly caring about quality and finding problems with there installations. The word got out, you'll be in trouble if you do. I'm not the only one. This happened every few months. Everyone knows.

[@deltakaizen]

@@ScrapComputer I prey that you don't get assassinated in the next 7 days

[@kingsuperbobboy]

​@@ScrapComputer Fake, the manager didnt kill you in your sleep

[@natp8387]

I saw this game and went 'Reggie and Kleaper are gonna dive into this one'.

[@Eaterofthedark]

HEY REGGIE, hearts have a sharp end, that can puncture. Especially if you Throw it.

[@moiracollum9391]

Nice, glad to see ur playing this more, its very enjoyable to watch

[@victim109]

big fan of you being friends with reggie

[@aleckgirard]

Played like my third run last night and lost my hand on floor 2 and somehow managed to keep my guy alive on rags, morphine, and booze till i finished my objective on floor 4, danm vr speed junkie zealots!

[@jaggermcfarland8405]

honestly would love for more content of this

[@antares7913]

Welcome to Ancapistan Where every man can be a king

[@swileyhedrick2373]

just watched this after listening to everywhere at the end of time, thanks for stupefying me

[@GenericProtagonist7]

Except the Quasimorohs are the only ones who provide real backup, making them unequivocally the strongest.

[@HighTierMortalisBack]

I played quasimorph irl in my office today got a promotion to “fired” I hope it’s a good thing

[@TotalWaynekarr]

Tell me your young without telling me your young. " it's like Skyrim in the sense that you always got way less inventory space then you want" xD

[@doughboii4192]

I feel criminally early to this

[@jakeking974]

Hey, Kleaper, while it's not quite so economically exploitable, another similar style of game that I've really enjoyed is Subterrain: Mines of Titan. It's got resource gathering, quests, overall colony resource control, and even mutant flesh beasts that you can acquire tech augments from, all with a stat and skill tree for everything from bows to small guns to fucking psyker powers. It's similarly in EA, but all of that's already in the game, I've easily put probably 10-15 hours in on my first time trying out the game.

[@azores2]

Quasimorphine

[@Lilman53589]

amazing, and accurate description of Reggie

[@grapenut1]

Can you please play more of this

[@NotInterXX]

I bought this after Reggie’s video, holy shit, this game is HARD.

[@Weinerufdsuuhids]

I watched both vids, and I am subbed to all of his and your channels.

[@SteveAkaDarktimes]

ah yes, the Game that understands the ultimate Eldritch Horror: Anarcho Capitalism.

[@markorahoske6931]

two hundred and thirty dollars cheaper, LMAO!!! i almost fell outta my chair.

[@tiberiusstaicu7853]

"my alien armor is better than baklava" nuh uh

[@gemenai1389]

Like watching you stream this game; hopefully you do more offen :)

[@apencil5147]

Id like to see more quasimorph, it brongs out the best in you: chaos and a disregard of basic human rights.

[@SparrowNoire]

I like your content and commentary videos, and I like Quasimorph, so this is a win for me. I wish that you had started post-tutorial though, and hadn't taken the time to go through the factions, seeing as the REAL content of this vid doesn't start until around 7:30, which is more than a quarter of the total runtime in. Just my 2 cents.

[@deltakaizen]

I do get where you are coming from One valid point is that the video is catered towards people who know nothing about the game, and it's easier to explain some things in the tutorial environment

[@SparrowNoire]

@@deltakaizen I guess I've already seen so many Quasimorph videos that ALL feature the tutorial and factions that it just seems incredibly redundant to reiterate all of that info again.

[@deltakaizen]

@@SparrowNoire oh, all right, I see what you mean

[@Player_Kolosus]

i am ONE of those few who saw the best doom glory kill opening here before it got censored if you want to know why, than its because YT has some policy of not allowing any "bloody gore" or something like this in first 15 SEC of the vid or they demonetize you or take vid down i dont renember BUT I SAW IT AND I WILL NOT FORGET

[@OZAZ11]

I feel like kleaper is a less unhinged version of reggie

[@king_tiger5263]

This does look like a pretty cool game. will definitely check it out.

[@Gonroamin]

Quasimorph is basically a actually fun version of Stoneshard. That game is just utterly unfun to play.

[@funnyclockman2643]

2 views in 43 seconds? Kleaper stole my family

[@darknight-kx6ye]

It's funny that I just watched Reggies video on this game right before this one came out.

[@DRcorban]

How can someone have intricate knowledge of some the more obscure mechanics while being completely oblivious to all of the most basic knowledge in this game???

[@ggwagmi1236]

love this one summoned the Q army and most of them died on the hallway filled with spider guts on the floor farm the hell out of em but unfortunately the exit is at the other end of the hallway i hate this game

[@theboofester2351]

I love you kleaper never stop

[@fredwright5058]

6:00 "and this game is $235 cheaper" hehehe

[@unknowndevice7247]

Not even 13 hours ago and it already had to get reposted for monetization

[@thebiggaming8551]

you get yes

[@Foimps]

What is the category for the type of content Reggie and Kleaper do?

[@CosmicFreedoms]

Actually funny?

[@Foimps]

@@CosmicFreedoms It's a genuine question. Their content involves commenting on their gameplay after it has happened, and in a really funny way. I love it; I just wanted to know what this format of content would be called. Let's play? Gameplay commenting? Parody?

[@deltakaizen]

@@Foimps you'd be surprised, but all vids on this channel are live commentary - and I know cause I'm the one editing them But overall I'd say "highly edited let's play"?

[@Foimps]

​@@deltakaizen That's amazing. *H*ighly *E*dited *L*et's *P*lay could me shortened to "HELP", it really feels like something Kleaper would use. I genuinely thought it was post-game commentary because of the script that showed up in one of the videos, it was an editing script after all. I really enjoyed this type of content and was looking for any other content creator who would do this in my language. Maybe I should be the first one to do this in Brazil.

[@deltakaizen]

@@Foimps he is just built different, tis all He does fully scripted on his main channel though

[@CICellDirectorCairmann]

i see where nestle gets their business model

[@komisarzludowy8442]

Regie and cleaper are same person from diferent realities

[@durak6265]

Over 50,000 views in 5 hours? Nice work keep it up 👍

[@awsomesaucekirby]

"Kawaiisimorph"

[@Jackthat1]

“Hey hey people, Seth here”

[@drwilyecoyote5357]

I really wanna see you do more quasimorph

[@sixmillionisimpossible]

3:52 what are you, Indian?

[@filipkotlaja8697]

I am honestly amazed you haven't played Underrail yet.

[@10dschr]

Sponsorship worked. Buying game.