"ENTER THE BALL OF MY CODE!" | GTA:SA Random User Made Missions Speedruns

[@raiyantalukder6807]

Fun fact: At 17:05 Pete mentions Betty Shore. This is the woman who helped the girl escape in the previous mission made by Target13 tha you've played. Thus confiming the Target13 cinematic universe theory.

[@Joshimuz]

Bingo Link: toriality.github.io/DYOM-Bingo/

[@realcartoongirl]

youtubes always delete link comment

[@Sixon6845]

It's still here now surprisingly

[@tomatoman_6]

Dwom bingo

[@MrJedroi258]

Today in dwom runs, we have Grove Street Origin Story, Target13 makes zombie mission and Josh commits war crimes in Yugoslavia

[@imoutoconnoisseur]

If I had a nickel for every time Josh played a Turkish KZbinr self-insert mission in this video I'd get two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@2brk2hvhndl]

There was another where a guy called "Hussein" goes to box idlewood Josh says "But there is a boxing ring!" Another one is where a ballas member says "inshallah". Many self inserts from Turkiye indeed.

[@W4iteFlame]

Just two? Probably there are more

[@mertaliyigit3288]

​@@2brk2hvhndlHussein is not a turkish name

[@2brk2hvhndl]

@@mertaliyigit3288 i think it was iranian

[@NK47k]

chatto

[@kagan3987]

Okay. As a Turkish person I need to explain few things about that DNZY mission. First of all, DNZY is a Turkish KZbinr who makes GTA San Andreas videos. This mission is probably made so he can play it in one of his videos. (I'm not watching him so I'm not so quite sure) Buğrahan Çiçek is a Turkish name and I suppose he is a friend of DNZY. It's not something random or anything like that. The "ENTER THE BALL OF MY CODE" line is not making any sense to you guys right? Well let me explain it. It happened because of the poor translation. "Code" means "Kod" "My code" (or my code's) means "Kodumun" in Turkish. But "kodumun" also means something else. Kodumun also means "fucking." At least as a slang. So what mission creater really wanted to mean there is: "Gir kodumun topu!" which means "Enter you fucking ball!" Hope I could explain it nicely to y'all. Have a great day everyone :) Oh and also the mission at 11:07 is totally Turkish too... And what can I say... Let me translate that too. "Come on baby come on hit me you vile n...ga come on" "I will crush your face you ass tulip"

[@Omiqo]

ass tulip was hilarious :D eline sağlık kardeşim :D

[@boss-li9ly]

+ Give presentation = sunu ver = şunu ver = give that. Since there are only English letters and sometimes the alternate versions also have valid translations the bot will translate it as that. Also "my son" is a common slang for "dude" / "man" in Turkish.

[@2brk2hvhndl]

9:38 almost 10 minutes in and Big Smoke has already joined Al Qaeda

[@champagnegascogne9755]

Damn, I must fast!

[@blaketto]

the long awaited comeback of target13... at last...

[@Voskos]

the myth the absolute legend.

[@stop8042]

Crazy how’s he a legend amongst this community for putting the hard R in dialogue. Absolutely revolutionary

[@champagnegascogne9755]

​@@stop8042the hard R stands for Revolutionary

[@rekithehuman]

When you think about it, ingame each DYOM run is actually 60 hours instead of 60 minutes so we're getting way more content per episode!

[@claypotts2334]

I wish Josh would do a 60 hour dwom stream. Hugo One did a 67 hour chaos mod stream

[@El_Soy]

@claypotts2334 that wasn't one continuous run. Hugo's video comes from a number of streams over the course of many days edited together into one KZbin video. What human would be able to stream chaos mod for 67 hours straight lol

[@roberthandle]

@@El_Soy Superhuman, Ultrahuman. Look at this fing human.

[@qualityguacamole9142]

@@El_Soy i betimuz Joshimuz canimuz

[@Drugs_Potato]

@@qualityguacamole9142 this just turned into my favorite replay on youtube ever

[@joeycommet45]

11:25 Love how the translator broke there but was still able to translate the gamer word.

[@Plumber913]

Thanks for the DWOM run, Josh! Awesome, as always

[@ceejayszee]

Design Wour Own Mission?

[@Sixon6845]

​@@ceejayszee Do We Own Mission?

[@champagnegascogne9755]

"We are angels who came to earth to punish the infidels" Most Big Smoke thing to say

[@noir_es]

There's a combat shotgun NPC at exactly 25:00, you actually got a bingo there. I had the same objective but no luck on bingos((

[@burritofingas]

32:11 I couldn't with this one, seriously lmao

[@JohnPaulBuce]

that last mission didnt want to fish

[@outlaw_of_adlers]

After watching all DYOM run episodes, I learned this: "Kill the person", "Get to the next checkpoint", poor English, a mission by a 6 y.o., unheadshotable zombies, "Explosive sound", "Tarczazas..." (phone call), mission starts at Grove Street, mission ends at Grove Street, travel from LS to SF or LV, foreign language mission, mission that requires a map mod, mission that starts in unloaded interior, mission that has red marker right at yellow arrow entrance which breaks interior, no radar/no objectives on radar, "Kill CJ/Big Smoke/Tempenny (Tenpenny)/Sweat (Sweet)/Reyder (Ryder)", war between GSF, Ballas and Vagos, [Redacted] stuff, CJ & Co dance cutscene, ped duplications due to poor objective order set, blank "DYOM" mission with instant "Mission Passed!" result, "To be contenueued (continued)", a well done mission, etc. If I missed something, comment please!

[@outlaw_of_adlers]

More: mission involves Glen Park, you need to kill all enemies but there's a marker which completes the mission, wanted level is enabled/disabled, no health/armor pickups, 9999 ammo, black Landstalker, Desert Eagle as a default gun, SA story characters got different names, mission that crashes the game, ...

[@josecorchete3732]

​@@outlaw_of_adlers Great compilation! Missing "Recreate X mission from another GTA game" and "Call of Duty rehearsal" ;)

[@outlaw_of_adlers]

@@josecorchete3732 👍

[@1thevm1]

Landstalker more like Flipstalker am I right? I mean look at it bounce just driving around, what a pitiful car.

[@outlaw_of_adlers]

@@1thevm1 yea, dat's right

[@clem-hk2di]

i'm in the "no skip" team because you never know what you gonna miss, for example the kosovo mission you had to fly from Los Santos to LV it seemed boring but we would have missed gems like "gises go tu warr" "kill bosos" and "fish" Except of course when there is a "go to place" without a marker mission, or truly impossible mission

[@misteralfredo]

BINGO! At 33m! 1) Your friend is supposed to go somewhere with you but you leave him behind 2) Starts at Los Santos 3) Invisible Checkpoint 4) Cutscene-only mission 5) Friendly actor follows you

[@anaveragejoehanginground]

Guess what? Mine was 17m! And I filled the squares after each three missions. Yep take that right back at u buckaroo 🤘

[@MrLyosea]

29:40 I've had that once before where the game sound just stops but menu sound will work. It's very rare but does happen.

[@wololo3781]

I'm going to create a mission named true 100%+ 41 so you might get it and be able to clickbait your KZbin audience epic style

[@KonradGM]

... my 2 languages brain had the bigger brain fuck when big smoke was called big dragon lol

[@ReifinDFanchon]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I was just hoping for Target13's mission the other day, and been blessed by this run! EDIT: 39:10 IT'S ALWAYS THE FUNNY ONE WORD/LINER THAT MAKE ME LAUGH THE MOST DAMMIT! Goddamn le fishe!

[@liquid0001Squadalaxd]

Fish

[@salad1450]

Fish

[@CyrusVorazan]

28:20 I suppose it's a polish mission, and in polish smok means dragon

[@ceejayszee]

Ah, it's going to be a good wednesday evening

[@SilverlineXZero]

The Italian mission spilled the beans, they call it "anti-noob" when they put lots of bullet sponge and non headshottable enemies, Now I know for a fact all these mfs grew up to become souls fans.

[@e.o.1991]

Target13. The creator. The legend. 🙏🏻

[@BardiXOfficial]

Oh boy now this video's a little different!

[@Lunchpacked180]

41:24 because you finally blew up Ryders REAL car!

[@Hamadele]

There was a combat shotgun enemy at 25:00

[@nanowithbeans2511]

34:22 here we see never before seen footage of Joshimuz's secret military carreer in the kosovo wars. He has committed warcrimes but was not trialed for it.

[@champagnegascogne9755]

Target13, return of the legend

[@AnastasiosTsarouchas]

38:41 the dude ducks and Josh thinks he died so funny!

[@tandoori8597]

Upload time < 24h. Joshimuz "Speedo" Endwarts strikes again.

[@MrJedroi258]

His name is not Endwarts kid

[@tandoori8597]

@@MrJedroi258 Ah yes but his first name is Joshimuz. I get it now, thanks.

[@thirdhandlv4231]

@@MrJedroi258 Wow you are very smart for a schoolgirl.

[@champagnegascogne9755]

His real name is Josh Dillimore. Proof? He is under my bed.

[@BDozer666]

51:08 I bet it requires the Knight Rider car park, KITT replaces BF Injection

[@natsume5372]

After many years, target13 came back.

[@simearsov]

Cant believe you met Target13 again. The mission was disappointing, but hopefully in the future, he has more to offer.

[@mariuszpudzianowski8400]

Say what you want about Target13 (because you kinda have to due to brainwashing) but dude put a ton of effort into his missions. Just becuase something is about racism, rape or other ugly shit doesn't mean it's bad.

[@frosbittenmelon2247]

im an ugly racist rapist and i approve of this message

[@Terrtail]

*Mentions black person* Chat: RAAAAAYYYYYYCIIIIIIST

[@mariuszpudzianowski8400]

@@Terrtail Chat is like that sometimes and I know that Josh has to obey TOS - but to me using n-words when you have some hillbillies or skinheads in missions is just realistic. I mean hell, base game throws around a fuckton of insults. GTA: VCS also had a lot of that with Marty's missions. It's weird how this is something obvious for movies but games still aren't at that point.

[@natsume5372]

Bingo at 43:38

[@MrJimagas]

You know that trick with the sweeper to get on a roof? Somebody should put that in a mission

[@InterfaceYT]

Isn't driving from grove street to the airport, then taking a plane to LV slower than just driving from GS to LV immediately? If anything it probably just takes the same amount of time, unless you're going to the very edge of LV.

[@Makaponpon]

i wonder if “actor does the chewing cud animation” is a square 🤔

[@K12machinima]

If it isn’t, it needs to be one.

[@opp31337]

congratulations on winning the opposing team

[@rjskillz92]

DNZY appears to be a Turkish youtube who makes GTA videos.

[@diewott1337]

The KZbinr fight mission lol already saw that one in a DYOM LPer

[@joooanit0224]

Thank you, I needed this.

[@RonsonDenmark]

Hello twitch chat

[@MiniMackeroni]

Wow, I almost filled out the entire sheet. Just missing two squares.

[@EthanKRETA]

i got 7 bingo spaces off the first mission lol

[@tarouou4988]

Josh predicted Call of Duty 6

[@theclasher1432]

Night is not the time to watch this video with that first mission. To be continued tommorow

[@rei_frajernami_philleotardo]

smok - dragon thats how it translated it from polish

[@Gibstack]

Bingo is canon!

[@imoutoconnoisseur]

I would've had two bingos if we had a mission with a ramp or Jefferson Motel interior, three if both ;-; Still, one bingo good

[@munkiandtrunktvofficialchannel]

$5 Grand Theft Auto Grove Street Stories : 2:25 $10 Grove Family 4 : 11:10 $1,250 Snipers Flank : 12:05 $10 Ballas Contra Attack : 13:30 $45 Dough And Milk : 14:15 $20 KZbinr Fight : 20:00 $123,500 Pizza Versus Cluckin Bell : 21:35 $825,500 Mafia Story Vol 8 Zombie Invasion!! : 28:00 $30 1 Day Of Dnzy : 30:55 Dollar no reward Yax Pt 2 : 33:00 $431,500 Is War Hear XVIII Kosovo : 34:15 $943,000 82ND AIRBORNE II : 39:40 $15 The Plan Part One : 41:45 $60 COD VI PART I : 46:40 $741,500 Life Part XXVIII : 47:15 $15 | $10 | $50 Kitt Vs Goliath XVIII : 51:00 | 51:05 | 51:10 $20 First Meet III of V : 52:05 $90 | $95 | $100 | $150 | $550 | $5 | $120 | $125 | $130 | $135 | $140 | $145 | $150 | $155 | $550 | $5 | $100 | $550 | $100 | $150 | Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Big Ben

[@PlutoTheSynth]

what is this?

[@realcartoongirl]

@@PlutoTheSynth dollar

[@londonyes1380]

Dwom bingo POGGERS

[@modageddon2742]

DWOM bingo is a hilarious idea

[@luisortega8085]

there were many enemies with combat shotguns

[@mikehawkofficial]

Josh just wants the f**ing mission to end xddd

[@dionkastrati488]

Ok as a guy from kosovo who has been watching dyom from the first video i never ever though they this mission even exist wtf .

[@GrimZJako]

Add the bingo link to description lol

[@keinname6694]

37:21 BINGO

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

Congratulations. Is it hard to get one?

[@MaxerV19]

@@eetuthereindeer6671 naw

[@MelodyOo]

Does Josh even know about the Serbia / Kosovo conflict? would not be surprised if people in UK / USA would even know that Kosovo is a country.

[@Joshimuz]

🤪?

[@ColonelMortimer]

@@Joshimuz solve the [REDACTED] and enters the marker to make a decision to kill the ballas on grove street with sweat , uccidi big smook and reyder

[@captainfreedom3649]

Oh my God CJ, a boom!

[@sweetpepino1907]

By DWOM standards Grove Street Stories is practically an official DLC

[@BardockPOL]

9:46 I didn't know Text to Speech supports Günther Steiner's voice

[@MordecaiTheAwesomeBluejay]

fish

[@sandrios]

I didn't get bingo, yet very close

[@callmealgernon1130]

why is sweet danish lmao

[@cold_warrior]

chips

[@realcartoongirl]

Was this yesterday

[@yaneproduction]

what do you mean, the video just came out

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

​@@yaneproduction the live version probably

[@_KRose]

Josh understood the Israel/Palestine one but he didn't seem to catch onto the Kosovo one 🤣🤣🤣

[@jeffhughes1318]

F I S H

[@p0r0st]

DWOOOOOOOM

[@nekosalad8308]

i got a bingo in this run gg

[@foxxxy4963]

go left left fish

[@KoylTrane]

For the algorithm

[@chamooyy]

dwom balls

[@strahinjastevic7480]

out out. Get

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

35:19 The niko belic origin story is pretty boring evidently

[@HksF16]

First

[@vicrattlehead69]

11:24 they told bunch of funny turkish words nearly impossible to be translated into english