[Ep. 01] they watch you sleep [HEADPHONE USERS BE WARNED]

Episode 1 of the "Ban TXT From Live Broadcasts" series. I edited the most mundane, but sus, vlive moments for you! Nothing goes unnoticed under my surveillance 😤 If it's sus, it's in the series
‼️ This is a parody video. The original clips are heavily edited by using a video editing software (Kinemaster Pro) to represent my own sense of humour! Memes, sound effects, music, filters and jump cuts are heavily used to create a new narration and a new perspective from the original content. Contains exaggerated/fake subs! ‼️
edit: No, I really have no idea what Yeonjun's wallpaper was in that vlive.
Also, soz about the earrape. I feel responsible for your bleeding ears.
😔✊ Maybe watch my recent videos, I swear I won't kill your ears there
THANK YOU FOR 10K!
If this video made you smile and forget about your worries, even for a second, then I'm pretty content with my life.
Also, some of the Vlives seem glitchy, yeah? well it ain't my fault, it was actually glitchy when it was being broadcasted, so sorry bout that.
Subscribe and like the video to get a visit from Fluffy the bunny (feat. in this video)
Take care of yourselves!
edit: since everyone's asking, I'll tell you what I edit on. But prepare yourselves, it's not on one thing because I'm broke.
1. Pinnacle (this ancient ass software I found on my PC. I actually don't recommend it, cuz it takes a LONG time to render, and the quality of the video also falls so I'm looking into other editting softwares to use)
2. Inshot
3. VideoShow (to trace the words to the object. but there's a big ass Watermark left behind)

[@ariba726]

If you are wondering what yeonjuns lock screen wallpaper is , it was a picture from their photobook: hour

[@whalienpippa]

Oh wow finally someone answered!

[@yeeet6961]

bruh- is that beomgyu and yeonjun?

[@kazoom222]

When was it shown

[@ariba726]

It'z Peachy I found it on Twitter twitter.com/choi_satellite/status/1206869570796974080?s=21

[@kazoom222]

@@ariba726 i meant where did u see his phone

[@someoneyoudontknow1975]

They were so awkward in their first vlive and now they can't do one without being chaotic

[@whalienpippa]

They really evolved into the hopped-up-on-sugar kids they were so meant to be

[@jenie9977]

Even the first vlive is chaotic😂😂..the camera almost fall midway of their vlive..hahahaa

[@lia-qf9yb]

Your username and pfp, I love it

[@someoneyoudontknow1975]

@@lia-qf9yb Me???

[@lia-qf9yb]

@@someoneyoudontknow1975 yes

[@Emgee78]

"The hyung line rejects you." This makes me think of another incident when Beomgyu was trying to ingratiate himself in the hyung line but they were onstage, I guess it was for a fan event. Soobin and Yeonjun yeeted him out as usual, and Kai and Taehyun said that they didn't want him in their maknae line either.

[@whalienpippa]

Omigosh I have to see that

[@yoshi3794]

@@whalienpippa please make a beomgyu getting rejected as a hyung video itd be so funny

[@whalienpippa]

@@yoshi3794 aaaand that's added to the list then :) Beomgyu getting rejected by Hyung line, coming soon!

[@blossicity]

WAIT LMAO HE DA MIDDLE THOUGH-

[@LetsSaboogi]

Darn he got on both of they bad sides💀

[@cristinesia2108]

Yeonjun being amazed by 'moa' replying back HI to him still sends-- 😭❤ oh my heart.

[@cutiegirlinblue9797]

Beomgyu: I want to be in the hyung line Soobin and Yeonjun be like: We don't know this guy Hyuka and Taehyunnie: *speechless*

[@najmaht.a.1314]

The editing is so good i cri 😭😭😭😭

[@rei30029]

Samee😂😭😭

[@aulias2]

I agree

[@tatalitha1566]

agree😂😂😂can't stop laugh with the edit

[@chesisi2887]

tis a different breed

[@ikz8439]

ikr

[@pluviophilerr.5054]

5:05 My mom pulling me to greet my relatives I’ve never even met.

[@alpacaparka1774]

And also me knowing heck to well that they're gonna go "dO yOU ReMembER mE?, i CamE tO yOUr hOUse oNce whEN YoU wERe 13 DaYs oLd rEmeMber wELL"

[@minyoonjistoenail2276]

@@alpacaparka1774 and also they will all be like "yOu hAvE tO cOmE tO oUr hOuSe oNe dAy,pRoMiSe?" And my unbothered ass be like *"promises are mean to be broken "*

[@priyangiedamarabandu173]

@@alpacaparka1774 they are like you were this small when I first met you

[@Hypernova-ri9rf]

This is the most relatable crap . Ever.

[@vivianlili7737]

So relatable

[@someoneyoudontknow1975]

3:12 The spot the difference games are getting harder

[@papismalllegs8473]

Puma snatched my wigs Nah, it's supposed to be a trick question. 😎

[@tsukijams1127]

I can barely guess that because they’re the same pictures ;w;😂

[@butterflysoobin9858]

ikr they both look the same 🤷‍♀️

[@intanyuliarhm]

He look so hot. Idk.

[@savager3614]

Yeah we found younger and taller version of bunny jungkook 😹😹😹😹😹

[@yuhyuh9753]

I’m crying Soogyu vlives are so chaotic

[@tiffanykim2773]

Just like them lol

[@meja-ym9dz]

Taegyu: The relatable VLives Soogyu: The chaotic ones :Dd

[@leo.3715]

your pfp is gold

[@cookiesncrime333]

soobin enables him lmao

[@maea987]

damn beomgyu be killing them almonds like he kills moas yo

[@yeonje0nz380]

The way that they look so happy that MOAs says hello back to them is so precious

[@viharasanthathie2410]

5:14 Bemogyu lifts his face TXT: Moa: No one: Me: KIM TAEHYUNG jr ?!?

[@Beesjayz]

Ikr

[@bronwend26]

HE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE HIM WHAT

[@silvermistiredessa]

SAME!

[@herlinahermanto9531]

@@bronwend26 true

[@whenyouryuj-inyoucantryuj-6436]

WAIT I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT OML

[@hyunjeans1944]

7:09 this moment will be forever ICONIC

[@Ariadne4]

I need to wake up at 5 everyday for my zoom classes...I'm just glad I'm not alone

[@whalienpippa]

You never alone, not while we're here anyway

[@Ariadne4]

@@whalienpippa gee thanks😄💜

[@wiejsr]

Our school finished after quarantind is announced our school is about to finish on march 15 dang so we dont have online classes but i can feel you gurl waking up on 5 am✊

[@rwzzh]

That early?? I wake up at 7 am and have 30 minutes to shower, cook and do other stuffs before the lessons start

[@urmomsreallover]

I have to wake up at 5 am for no reason

[@imyne3961]

4:50 OMG i laughed so hard , beomgyu don't do that to our soobinah 😂😂 evil beomgyu

[@TawnyOwlWings]

Do y'all by any chance know why Kai-baby was wearing an eye patch??? Perhaps (help)

[@andyc9555]

@@TawnyOwlWings i think he had conjunctivitis

[@TawnyOwlWings]

@@andyc9555 ow oof that sucks poor bab! Thanks for telling me 💕

[@rieysj_]

3:09 THAT'S THE CUTEST FREAKING THING IVE EVER SEEN! SOOBUNNY🐇🐰❤

[@nehalol1650]

THIS EDITING IS GOLD YOUR SO UNDERRATEDD

[@yeonjunisbald4749]

You're🏃 Don't kill me plz🗿

[@meryl6674]

2:28 literally was like ‘why my alarm gotta ring now?’

[@sotxtuwu8843]

5:14 for a second i thought beomgyu looked like taehyung in mic mic bangee era

[@herlinahermanto9531]

looks similar

[@sharon_shirion1510]

😂😂

[@kazoom222]

I was like TAEHYUNG !?!?!

[@whenyouryuj-inyoucantryuj-6436]

I ALMOST DIDN'T NOTICE THAT

[@Zareensaikh]

1:40 Kai is me when I take a group selfie on my phone

[@spunchbob360]

LMFAO KAI IS A CUTIE

[@lixiethepixiemwah8221]

6:23 i can’t stop laughing omg taehyuns hand went on his wrist so fast😭

[@AbbyRegalado]

I can’t see what it is😭

[@rubyaria2045]

Those almonds must have done Beomgyu wrong 😂 the aggression lol

[@profsoull]

Poor baby Beomgyu getting rejected left and right,he ain’t accepted in the Hyung line,and the maknaes said NOPE you ain’t in our line either.Sucks to be him in the middle.Its ok Beomgyu,your the special one who has your own line👍🏻❤️

[@applepie292]

2:23 Beomgyu just wanna be the Hyung line 😂

[@hikarunotsuki]

Petition for Soogyu asmr vlive again. They're the most chaotic duo ever. I was laughing so hard on their asmr vlive.

[@Noname-eu5hb]

Soogyu vlive is so fun to watch

[@jellypanda3830]

the "you look like an almond" part killed me- 5:24

[@koushimoshi5336]

5:03 A young guy named Kang Taehyun who is full Korean is being so confused and forgetting why they(yeonjun soobin beomgyu) doing respect greeting in there vlive is the cutest!

[@bananamilk_moarmy9579]

as much as beamgyu would like to fit in the hyung line hes still a maknae lol

[@tonymontana-lachimolalabts6088]

*TXT ARE ALWAYS BEING CRACKHEADS AND I LOVE THESE CRACKHEADS* ❤️

[@ibe_bacooon5263]

I feel like txt would be that friend group who would be at the back of the room talking to each other

[@isabellea.5026]

2:23 it thought it was like the choi line and the '02 line but okay-

[@nafisamahjabin5288]

1:37 Yeonjun clapping like a happy babie 😭

[@anime4ever380]

Laughed like crazy when Beomgyu went crazy with the mortar lol 😂😂😂

[@patri8529]

Everytime the alarm sound my anxiety appears.

[@lia-qf9yb]

0:18 I thought that was his thumb- btw congrats on earning 10K!

[@loriskae8943]

Same

[@whalienpippa]

Thank you for being here from the very beginning!! I really can't express with words how much that means to me, i really can't :") So thank you ❤️

[@lia-qf9yb]

@@whalienpippa yw❤️ I'm really glad I found this channel! You have really great content

[@cherreal1594]

Omgawd same , I was like wait ... what ! I got scared 😭🤣🤣

[@avs.12_]

SooGyu's asmr vlive is still my fav live to this day, i laffed so jard yo xdxdxddxssajsskssk

[@grandiflorus]

0:17 At first I thought that this was Beomgyu's thumb, I am too dumb.

[@ikshikamukherjee7105]

I guess Soobin looks like almond now

[@applepie292]

0:19 OMG WT... I can't stop laughing 😂😂

[@tyunzart5025]

Beomie wanting to be part of the hyung line a never ending saga

[@scorpiolj90]

5:25 Beomgyu and his "you look like almond" had me cackling. 6:11 I don't know but it looked like Pennywise to me

[@monistars.]

1:35 the cutest thing ive ever seen im in tears

[@electrixmuse3994]

I love you, your captions and everything you post. Quality content 💕😍😘

[@whalienpippa]

This just made me feel validated, and generally very good about myself. Thank you :")

[@whalienpippa]

Oh and I love you tooo

[@heyitsxcathy6245]

LETSSS GOOOO

[@Lilytaylorlol]

Im a simple girl,i see the notification,i click

[@andreaaniban9280]

The fact that i listened to this on full volume with earphones on is beautiful. I will not remove my earphones.

[@yeonjunisbald4749]

Nah bro same

[@meghatiwari5273]

I was gonna sleep when you posted this i-

[@whalienpippa]

hehe sorry

[@meghatiwari5273]

@@whalienpippa sorry for what the thumbnail is true they are watching me and they want me to sleep late

[@whalienpippa]

@@meghatiwari5273 don't sleep too late tho, yeah?

[@meghatiwari5273]

@@whalienpippa yes mom

[@weixin5771]

Soobin almost getting hit by Beomgyu: "A leader they say it will be great they said..."

[@charugariyal2272]

" woah they replied back to us " 🥺 - yeonjunnie ...this is so so pure💜😭

[@sugarjisungie7629]

I appreciate the bunny as a small bribe- either way I would’ve watched the video 🤧 I deserve all those subscribers 🥺💕

[@lance7744]

5:14 wtf beomgyu literally turned into taehyung for a few seconds

[@rubyaria2045]

Your cracks will forever be my favorite :')) the notif for the new video made me so happy

[@whalienpippa]

Ayeee thank you for being here from the very beginning!! I can't tell you how much it means to me :")

[@rubyaria2045]

@@whalienpippa 🤗💙

[@moonchild5002]

The fact that in their first vlive Yeonjun was so amazing at getting hellos back 😂

[@applepie292]

In Indonesia, you can call Beomgyu with "bar-bar" or "bobrok" 😂🤣

[@kellychua3011]

its cute and funny to see yeonjun and soobin rejecting beomgyu to be part of hyung line 😂😂

[@kep1ertobato566]

Can't wait on TXT saying "ba bam ba bam" compilation

[@ikateya2008]

They are so chaotic i love them so much :) and ooo family dinners.. will be awkward beyond your wildest dreams. love you thank youuu

[@nisharo177]

me- doesnt read the full title insert jimin's "BrOkEn My EaR"

[@nashtabassum]

I am a newbie MOA and your contents making me fell for the boys even more^^

[@whalienpippa]

I'm so happy I can help spread TXT's clownery and joy! Welcome to the circus! 🎪

[@ptrshr]

the editing when yeonjun is tracing soobin’s head with HIS head im howling

[@neiyohme]

6:12 literally spit out my coffee💀 JAKAJSKSJS

[@lusandamajola2789]

The editing makes this even funnier😂😂your doing a great job💙💙

[@thabikolobe287]

Txt: *inserts deep voice* Taehyung: You have summoned me young ones Felix: G'day mate

[@strayspaghetti9354]

Beomgyu really wants to be part of the hyung line-

[@cupcakechirstina002]

title : “don’t use headphones” me : - wears headphones -

[@isabellea.5026]

5:24 you are what you eat, they said

[@miriam5714]

Jin giraffe laugh at the beginning caught me off guard

[@hrashidi100]

im laughing so much man...your captions perfectly abstract each situation LOL!

[@liyapushpagiri]

Bahahahahahahah....this is sooo good!!!! My face hurts from all that laughing!!! Your editing is fire!!! Especially that clip of Yeonjun tracing Soobin's head...ahahhahahahaha😂😂😂😂

[@michaengx2yeonwp983]

*The editing is a complete MASTERPIECE*

[@nafisamahjabin5288]

*Insert funny comment that wil get pinned*

[@auliarahma8869]

you did it

[@taeddybeqr7213]

it worked

[@coolcat39123]

nah u edited it

[@Axiannxa]

1:02 AW HIS TINY HAND

[@woni8739]

5:25 is litterally a nightmare ;-;

[@beatrizmacedo2885]

no but the way i had to pause in the middle to breath because I was laughing so hard >>>> thank youuuu

[@lizziefg10]

5:24 Daegu boy has anger management issues

[@SFA-qx3oc]

Determination is Beomgyu trying to be part of the hyung line

[@xuimello3877]

Save these children plz

[@joi1676]

LMFAOOO UR SO UNDERRATEDD UR SENCE OF HUMOUR IS IMMACULATE

[@whalienpippa]

I'm ecstatic right now thank youuuuu~

[@hitokayachi7123]

me : having earphones like it won't be that bad right ╥﹏╥ Me :the watching the whole way AHHH MY EARZ

[@feellikecinderellanaegabye3571]

Yeonjun and his papampapaaaaa in his lives always makes me laugh soo hard 😂❤️

[@xuimello3877]

I honestly love your content

[@ilytaehyun7006]

BRO THIS IS HALARIOUS THE EDITING HAS ME CRYINGGG

[@cee_cee0805]

I can’t take the beomgyu and soobin edits 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@breclmao8998]

THE EDITING- IM CRYING😭 “Two bros destroying their VERY limited brain cells” 😭😭😭💀💀

[@rxyluvur4230]

me wearing headphones: i have suffered alot and now i am deaf

[@tiffanykim2773]

Kai is hilarious and Soobin is probably really tired lol

[@jijisongs3983]

You can’t just put them bowing in. Last time I saw them bowing I cried and bowed for over an hour saying I wasn’t worthy of their bows and that only I should bow. I legit got on the floor and bowed to them again. I will forever bow to them before they will bow to me.

[@whalienpippa]

But deep bowing is a conveyance of respect. And *everyone* deserves respect, especially *_you_* my dear sweet MOA Don't ever self deprecate yourself like that, you're worthy of the entire world if anything :")

[@clyawlsn]

Omygod i can't stop laughing HAHAHAHAHAHA THE EDITING IS SO GOOD😭😭

[@soobinsslave3391]

3:12 ok tell me im not the only dirty minded here-

[@mmetanoiaa._]

No but the alarm clock sounds are haunting me so bad rn😭😭✌🏽

[@AnaPaula-wf1xw]

I'm crying of laughter kwnjsmsjsjbfhakajoaksks Btw the "you rat" got me🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jeandaang9304]

Lol beomgyu looks like a killer to soobin 5:25 timestamp

[@subaksea3579]

i have been laughing for 20 minutes straight since i discovered ur channel

[@sharon_shirion1510]

5:24 I logged off at this point😂😂😂

[@yamommaahhumad2286]

The editing is SO GOOD! Ur so underrated 😤🥴

[@ritz673]

The editing 🤣 im so subscribing!

[@keiiiiz._]

2022 here proud to be a moa with a group of crackheads 😭

[@soobinsnose5908]

YOUR CONTENT IS SOOO GOOOOD!!! I KEEP COMING BACK HERE ♡

[@mora6707]

THE ALARM SOUND ACTIVATED MY FIGHT OF FLIGHT BYE

[@lizzyreeves6101]

I have no idea how I ended up here. I don't even know what group this is but the editing is *chef's kiss* excellent 😚👌 Nevermind is TXT I kind of know them lol