Ep 171: Ari Shaffir & Dan St. Germain - Life Of The Paddy!

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Dan St. Germain has a new special out now: "Dance Fatty Dance" kzbin.info/www/bejne/gojEl62PbK14iNU Ari is taping a special APRIL 26 & 27 - WASHINGTON, DC Tickets ON SALE NOW! at AriShaffir.com Sam Morril: www.sammorril.com/ Mark Normand: marknormandcomedy.com/ Shop: www.wemightbedrunkpod.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/wemightbedrun... Bodega Cat: www.bodegacatspirits.com

[@PolishGypski]

If you are a liberal lefty who supports the ignorance we call woke. Then go support Dan St. Germain. Because that is what he stands for. Traveling with Michael Moore how much more evidence do you need.DO NOT SUPPORT THESE PEOPLE!

[@wakenow1]

​@@PolishGypskimoore has been involved in a lot of psyops

[@ajay.gillig]

*Dan Soder

[@LiveForFreedom777]

Never heard of this guy other than you guys mentioning him in a couple stories but this shit is hilarious.

[@LiveForFreedom777]

@@PolishGypskithey’re in nyc, it comes with the territory

[@TheGrowFromYourHeartPodcast]

Normand looks like Quagmire in that shirt.

[@BojanMilic84]

Giggity giggity!

[@j0sh707]

Recently sober Dan on we might be drunk, what could go wrong 😂

[@wakenow1]

He's drinking a N/A heinie

[@jb7720]

​@@wakenow1and drinking them like he would regular ones lol I feel him , It's why I just choose nothing nA is such a tease 😂

[@wakenow1]

​@@jb7720it works for some people. I wouldn't even waste the money personally. I always have herb on deck so I don't stress about booze lol.

[@collieee2957]

@@jb7720n/a beer does have some alcohol though too so he’s really chasing it lol.. it has 0.05 😂

[@campmastatv]

Yeah that would be rough. I feel for DSG, that shit ain’t easy.

[@Nobodyspecial5150]

Just drove 26 hours gonna fall asleep in the back of my truck I really needed this

[@PeePeeMilk]

Why?

[@guybrushtwood]

@@PeePeeMilkhaving a good comedy pod to listen to while trying to snooze, is the greatest feeling in the world. That’s why

[@neuvisean1739]

You might be drunk

[@PeePeeMilk]

@@guybrushtwood I meant why such a long drive lmao

[@EclecticWizard6]

Been there, sleep well sweet drunk!

[@mike4721]

One of the best pods consistently cozy warm n fun, right at the end of the week/beginning of the week to give that good feeling 🔥❤️

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Glad you enjoy it!

[@kennethrudibaugh]

Sunday evenings are for Mark and Sam

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

Happy St. Patrick's Day. Cheers

[@brennengreene4553]

Just saw mark in Charleston WV, did the meet and greet and he called me fatty and complimented my arms. 10/10 will see again. COMEDY!

[@timpeterson420]

Love this podcast! 3 yrs sober here in NOLA! Love living here… sober! Great comedy podcast 😂

[@littlemac844]

7:57 My rehab lied to me. Said there would be a chef with gourmet food. It ended up being the janitor microwaving TV dinners... not a joke.

[@WKRP187]

And the second you hit the max your insurance will pay for rehab you're magically🪄 healed and they kick you out within the hour. PS I think my Dad being gay gave me my issues!! 13:16 14:30

[@clevermissfox]

​@@WKRP187hospitals too. It's fucked.

[@zacharylala5566]

That’s actually a pretty funny bit

[@clarencethomas01]

This happened to me too except it was boiled oscar meyer hotdogs and a bag of lays chips. I'm pretty sure jail has better food than that place

[@Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril]

We actually had a pretty decent chef in one rehab. The other ones were all boiled bags of food 🤣

[@zanderman2009]

loved when ari said the edinburgh festival in england from new york in canada. got flashbacks from working at edinburgh castle when americans asked what time the 1 oclock cannon went off on multiple occasions

[@ieuanpotts9303]

Marks Guinness pour was criminal😂

[@paulkossak7761]

How did Ari get time off from the IDF to do the pod?

[@wakenow1]

Hahahajahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LeoSilva-dh2mf]

Those NA’s looked like they were hittin 🤣

[@jasongotviews_5846]

Dan is slamming those non alcoholic beers

[@nicconapoli4730]

Oh the excitement I felt while pregamin’ for St paddy’s and I see this pop up. Cheers boys 🍻

[@RedBernie]

Stay strong Dan, you’re hilarious and we want you around for awhile 🤘

[@dadsack1]

This is the best comedy podcast out

[@MindOverMatter36]

After Tuesdays with stories

[@brantleyhester6641]

​@@MindOverMatter36I was going to say the same thing! My father's gay

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

But Tuesday comes after Sunday and we release on Sunday, so math means we win. (Love TWS)

[@brantleyhester6641]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod It would be weird if you didn't

[@MindOverMatter36]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod 😂

[@steveblais3583]

The riffing and banter on this episode is next level. Amazing!

[@davidperez5089]

Mark's shoulder grab at- 1:09:00 was so unnaturally awkward!😂

[@murderXnumbers]

A lot of comedy podcasts but this one is my absolute favorite. Happy SP day!

[@Kzds4909]

The lyrics to shake it out are absolutely amazing. Love that song.

[@The_Fat_Turtle]

I stopped and went to go watch Dan's special and he killed it.

[@robertedwards9861]

them making fun of a pic of dan where hes skinnier but them making fat jokes is crazy lol

[@Renapatel17]

Forensic Files, season 6, episode 18 "Bad Blood". First time I caught a forensic files marathon and that episode was on...so incredibly messed up and I couldn't go back to the show. The twist was WILD

[@Badbhoy001]

saying you might be drunk is adorable ..us in scotland, when we swally, ther is no maybe

[@dylgibson]

I've been a Dan St. Germain fan for years. Fantastic pod episode, as always.

[@matt2993]

THE SILENT PARTNER IS AMAZING. SAM, MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE LONG GOODBYE, ITS SIMILAR BUT EVEN BETTER

[@jesseluis6224]

Dans laugh is the exact same as Ricky from I love Lucy 😂

[@andresmendozaondatube]

god bless for the chapters

[@Wwasassa]

All Hail the Bodega boys! 🙌

[@jasonhutchins9239]

Dan is wildly funny. Cant wait for this

[@nomasnomore808]

IPA came about because there was a brewery near the east Indian trading Co that made a slightly hoppier and slightly more alcoholic version of the pale ale. It went on the ships to India purley based on proximity to the trading Co. But it's crisper hop and more alcohol made it more plaitable than Porter in the hot humid Indian weather. Also im suuuuper fun at parties

[@josephflores24]

Thanks for the pod ya queefs! ❤ From Big Bear

[@Doomsense]

Dan was in rehab four months ago? Thats wild. Sam definitely could use a rehab stay.

[@ajones5683]

Dan looks great

[@feihung87]

2nd Sam's recc of Silent Partner. Watched it due to Action Boyz. Very cool gem.

[@everybodyhigh]

Stuck at work, Started singing the outro and a happy tear came to my eye lol love you guys!

[@emilylowrance7930]

the song is so good!

[@jordanwillett6680]

I love that song!

[@For_The_Watch]

Saw mark in Charleston last night, great show brother

[@rywolf]

Love this chill pod, with the BOYS!

[@BenzoMerranzan]

"pina coladas is a weird thing to kill you" nearly killed me 😂 uhhh my heart

[@patarmitage2250]

I can never get over how quick Norm is.

[@blockchainprofessor.x]

We Might Be Irish!

[@6thouz]

Dan is fantastic on Stavvy’s pod. Haven’t finished watching this one yet but if you like Dan check him out there too.

[@stevenkoudanis5238]

Drinkng a NA beer is like blowing your dad and telling everyone it was an uncle

[@AxeMan808]

I just recently saw "The Long Goodbye" for the first time. That's Elliot Gould as a noir private eye in 70s Cali (San Fran? LA?). I liked the Hemingway type dude!

[@jellojoe00]

That dude's gonna relapse. Already trying NA beer lol

[@PutbackGeneral]

Sam I think you might be next on the list to see, already saw Mark now I gotta catch yours and a live pod would be dope

[@jodijoy8906]

💛🖤💛 WINNIE 💛🖤💛

[@PlusMoney_MMA]

Any time I hear of these guys were in Nola just partying and gambling, I just imagine a rough time at the roulette table and then some of my favorite comics walk in plastered just having a blast 😂

[@D.Boon1]

1:14:51 poor Dan takes a look at Ari pouring a glass of whiskey with such yearning then sips his NA beer and looks down in disappointment

[@johnmikemusic9291]

This gotta be one of the best eps

[@isaac.secret]

Hurricane Sandy: watered down manhattan

[@alexanderdelbert6529]

Another Great Ep Fellas

[@schweber10]

Dan is a real alcoholic - look at him struggle with that Tullamore Dew makes an appearance

[@Dopemean]

Probably left rehab a little too soon

[@stevensbombsable]

Great show 👏

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

We might be hosting again, Boyo!

[@ceemolecule]

"Bartender, I'll take an Inside Job please"

[@BazookaTooth707]

@25:48 Sam's joke was perfect lol

[@davidturner9266]

What's a day like in rehab❓ don't wreck the ending for these guys🍻 cheers

[@WKRP187]

Spoiler Alert!

[@trustmedonttrustme1881]

Dan, with the triple sip! Wait... is it real? Did the alcohol seep in? No, no, it's NA still. Lol

[@redrobotmonkey]

THis is a good line up. We need another ep of my dumb friends Dan.

[@NeighborGatsy]

Just watched Dance fatty dance. Funny stuff!

[@TheCoyote25]

Keep this Protect our Farts thing going, very cool

[@chasefrost1401]

PBR is one the best bad cheap beers. A pitcher for 7 bucks. It does the job well, a few well drinks then a pitcher is a party, unless you have to share.

[@chadchadchadchadchad]

I drank 13 Heineken 0.0s yesterday! All you AA people, come at me.

[@frankiecantu8033]

30:31 Winnie showing her New York side

[@theakspud]

Hey hey folks -mark

[@emilylowrance7930]

love it, nobody uses 'folks'.

[@Badbhoy001]

this is probably the best pod a seen in a while.. not gonna lie.. funny as fuck an then the suge hidden in plain sight .. wow ..

[@DevinB43]

Ari’s comeback will be studied by future generations

[@pauljoseph8338]

He’s back?

[@krazykkarl]

Why? Because he ditches his gps device phone to disappear in the sex tourism capital of the world in southeast Asia??

[@pssstttchhh]

What comeback? Dickhead

[@noshttaken]

The reaction of the cult of celebrity should be studied. Ari made an objectively true statement about our celebrity worship culture and anyone with a weiner that likes sports clutched their pearls like a karen down the street.

[@pauljoseph8338]

@@noshttaken I believe that, at least a measurable percentage, of the backlash of Shaffir’s Kobe comments were due to his lack of deference to the seven other people who were also killed…including Kobe’s daughter. Whether true or not, he deserved the outrage that his comments garnered.

[@Philly253]

I think Mark’s brain is dying 😂

[@mfblowfish4671]

Micheal Moore owns a theater in Traverse City Michigan. It called the State Theater in the downtown district. I live here and it was a shocker to hear Dan talking about it. Also you don’t want to buy cocaine around here it’s garbage 😁

[@Brrrax21]

I think Santino went in to get back at her Bobby ep.. Also, they do pair well for that level of dry comedy.

[@toxickiller2785]

"what is he a senator" nice one dan.

[@GahMorninJulia]

I hate the health concern I have for Winnie, H.Foley, and Artie on a daily basis.

[@TheCrawf28X15]

4:00 I get knocked down, but I get up again!

[@ghostmacekillah821]

Commenting for the algo, great Ep boys!

[@James-xj4ho]

No hate on Ari but St. Jermaine needs his own ep. Stories are great

[@BazookaTooth707]

Sam's shirt is pretty sick.

[@AdamNixon-hj6tw]

I thought this was a drinking podcast? Mark is literally just sipping on Guinness the whole show. Ari has drank more than anyone and he was the last one to show up lol.

[@l3adl3oyl2ick]

watch dan closely when ari gets the whiskey........he may need a longer rehab stay

[@RidiculamAmicus]

1:00:00 Mark is afraid the dog is going to bite him

[@MrPaulb1982]

Why do Americans celebrate at Patrick's day? Just an excuse to have a drink 🍻 lol😂

[@barcrafty817]

Asked and answered

[@FRM101]

'snake eater' is slang for special forces (in the army), but I've never heard of 'snakes'

[@kyleoldham6115]

North Carolina mentioned!!! RAAAA

[@Norvillescoobs]

“Heineken?? Fuck that shit. PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!”

[@EdwinUrena-r7f]

Na bro.. That's garbage... Heineken all day.

[@Norvillescoobs]

@@EdwinUrena-r7f lol it’s a Blue Velvet reference. All three things are mentioned in the ep

[@corbenwatts9375]

All beers in green bottles are inferior. The glass absorbs more light and makes the beer taste like a skunks tits. PBR is fine.

[@wakenow1]

​@@corbenwatts9375as a pot head. Skunky beers accompany my routine perfectly.

[@hitman37003]

That Heineken is non-alcoholic btw.

[@brandonhoward6877]

Cold in Ohio. This is my vice.😂

[@thejadesorceress1819]

Come back to St Augustine, Segura just killed it last week!

[@nathanlopez385]

Bros, have Recine on he’s gonna take a special soon

[@Emjade03]

Ari is legit 💯

[@mattyisinSD]

oh it's 'dance fatty dance'? I've heard it plugged on at least five or six podcasts but never saw it written out on screen... the whole time I thought they were saying 'dan's fatty dance'

[@oregonsnob31]

I love the cheesy thumbnails but not as much as this best podcast in the world ❤️❤️

[@davidpeltier7322]

If I was sleeping and somebody woke me up, that way, I would snap two. that a girl Winnie

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

True, don’t pick me up!

[@theonekeanu]

30:31 59:50 winnie is pissed.

[@MJ-qh2su]

Team Winnie!

[@corndog1831]

Finally someone knows how to release the nitrogen and pour a proper Guinness in a glass never in a can as you slide down the banister of life may all the splinters be facing the right way! Slainte’

[@HubertMungus]

We might be fresh out of rehab

[@pauljoseph8338]

It’s wild, the difference in production value between this pod and Tuesdays. Chuck needs to go.

[@TheDJOblivion]

Its not chuck, its joe. He hates doing it and won't put anything into it. Mark will agree with whatever he's with.

[@MrBertstare]

What do you mean?

[@pauljoseph8338]

@@TheDJOblivion strange, because Joe has inferred, many times, how important the Tuesdays Patreon is to him. Seeing that Joe does only sporadic club dates and Mark does multiple theaters every single week…I’d guess that a large portion of Joe’s income is the Tuesdays Patreon. Probably would be in Joe’s best interest to invest in Tuesdays. But what do I know. I have no life.

[@JSGuitar80]

Dan's mannerisms and way of talking remind me a lot of Vince Neil.

[@WKRP187]

A slimmed down Vince Neil!?

[@JSGuitar80]

@@WKRP187 lol Fair.

[@84632]

1:28:10 Come on guys, Scoop Dogg was RIGHT THERE and no one said it??

[@ajfp2k8]

winnie had good senses to jump from ari's touch !😂