Ep 185 - Brand New Icks! | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

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This Week The Guys Discuss:
0:00, Intro
0:25, The Live Show!
09:10, British History Lesson
18:45, Brand New Icks
36:45, Trash News
42:35, Crime Stopping
55:20, The Most Backhanded Compliments
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[@thisisme8742]

Fuhad going completely still at the molestation part took me all the way out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I really wish we could’ve heard your thoughts in that exact moment

[@glennishamiller3498]

Literally had me wheezing 😂😂😂

[@candisehb]

I am crying literal tears at Fuhads reaction to this right now. My soul has left my body

[@kristalcarey3300]

@@glennishamiller3498 yh

[@kristalcarey3300]

Imr

[@Paola-lc2sh]

I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mta8068]

The part Where James mouthed «thats my space» sweeted me

[@philipshearer5286]

《im goin there, thats my space》

[@ItsTheJapanExperience]

😂😂😂

[@aimes4862]

Lmao 🤣 🤣

[@lindsaysloves4778]

Someone said they would commit perjury, which is an awesome answer. That means if anyone does commit a crime, and they go to court, they can't lie about it.

[@Carpathianpixie]

That's so very clever! 🤔

[@djayostormx1522]

yh that was yung filly

[@NarutoUchiha-jg8wu]

@@djayostormx1522 it was Jme but close lmao

[@gracethompson6926]

You don’t have to commit perjury to get away with a crime though, if there’s not enough evidence then you can just say nothing at all

[@FiercestAngel]

Not with the right to silence still in play.

[@Zara-sg9ht]

James’ “Milk🥺” had me SCREAMING

[@georgemiddlemore2458]

Had me howlingggggg

[@tracypeebles9362]

Had me in tears 😂

[@TsundeRea]

I was screaming “Eeeewwwww” in my car on my way home. 😫😫😫

[@ElizEErdem]

had to rewind three times screaming

[@ashleyterchea1]

That's literally the face I saw in my head 🤣

[@nosihlesimelane]

James’ response ENDED me😭🤣🤣🤣 “just a little pat on the buttocks”😭😂😂 aah man what I’d give for a ticket to London

[@jqf284]

As a woman who was touched & violated by several family members at different ages of my life going into preteens I value James's molestation answer 👏👏👏 I literally struggle with letting my kids stay the night over ANYONE'S house for fear of them going through what I did or God forbid worse. I never wanted kids for this fear alone but I do my best to protect them 😢😢 if only it wasn't a thing in this world 🌎

[@joanitafloyd4453]

When Fuhad covered his mouth I fell to my knees😭😭😭😭 yall James had me wheeezing 😭 so pure yet so disturbing

[@BagoBeauty]

i was here like " oh lord" but the way James can always think his way out of a situation cracks me up cause he makes sense

[@Jpitcher225]

Bruh fuhads face that whole answer had me WHEEZING 😂😂

[@yellowisme]

His expression had me HOWLING!! LOL..

[@mattmendenhall3000]

James … as a lad with 3 youths, your heroism during the crime stopping segment is top shelf. 🙏🏻 protect them kids!

[@nonkululekomkwanazi799]

The way James holds his chest and tummy when he laughs is the cuuutest thing man!!

[@Isabella-pt9io]

You know what the crazy thing is, I would have said child molestation too... but as James starts speaking and Fuhad starts reacting, I've fuckn lost it

[@mona8321]

Legit the first thing I thought of too

[@Heyyitsalli]

Same! I thought I was the only one. Like if I just do the bare minimum (as James said, a lil pat on the buttocks and run off) I can end child molestation for good???? The fact that people aren’t understanding that is crazy.

[@cambam97]

Same

[@ShaySovaOfficial]

Child molestation should be punishable by DEATH.

[@kesliebido9834]

I'm with James. I'll do it and kms

[@Ray-gc5rt]

14:20 “they would have grabbed you by your nostrils” PLS 😩😂😂😂

[@Noloyiso_M]

44:26 I don't think I've ever seen Fuhad so mortified. He's shock just kept getting worse and worse.😅😅

[@leseli2902]

"she didn't tear the toilet paper at the dotted line"😂😂😂 sweetened me!!!

[@vivoko3833]

Can’t stop my thoughts from mimicking the word “milk”in James voice😂

[@Lovely-ry9do]

Thousands of people just simultaneously gasped at 44:08 😲 I could hear them over here in Switzerland 😂

[@mrade._.2012]

Even Fuhad stopped moving

[@Listenlyssa]

LITerally!😮 right after the gasp, next thought was, “oh he doesn’t understand the assignment. He must not understand what that means he has to do.” But then he did. Lord, I was just like wth!?!? Fuhad says, “I don’t think I want you to explain any more of that.” I’m over here like, “NO, EXPLAIN, JAMES, IMMEDIATELY! I need you to somehow make this acceptable.” And I feel like he did. 😅

[@isaackasujja3781]

That crime stopping question is brazy😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 james is a madman💀💀💀

[@rando3662]

I can’t be the only one thinking of selling my dad’s car so I buy a ticket to London from Nigeria and then buy a ticket for this live show 😭

[@ebiglasgow5873]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 was thinking same thing

[@Domopremo]

I just dropped a shxtsngigs Vs Bassline ep 3, the truth is coming out!!

[@bluthunder05]

We don't want that to be your last trip...On Earth.. Don't sell ya dad's car 🙏🏾🤣🤣🤣

[@khayla-skye7665]

Bruv , your parents are Nigerian... you'll be selling your soul and buying a ticket to your grave..

[@ToniiWonii123]

Don’t 😂😂

[@salazaryee6144]

Worst backhanded compliment I ever got: I asked guy if he thought I was pretty and he said "Your face is symmetrical"

[@douglascampbell4993]

Ooh Fuck NO!! Hahahahahahaha!!! Just feels like there was so much actual effort put into being as effortless as he possibly could be in that insult.. 🤣🤣🤣

[@selihomhenos5270]

😭he might be autistic

[@MoTee1]

My personal fave will always be "you have a face for radio" 😭😭😭

[@douglascampbell4993]

Have a face for radio and a voice for print! 🤣🤣🤣

[@davina793]

I love how when they're making announcements Fuhad does the adlibs.

[@B3LiiZ32]

Fuhad was UPSET about the tissue not being torn from the line 😂😂😂

[@_8reena]

lmaooo i got the ick once when i was laying on the side bed that’s against the wall and i noticed something on the wall so i asked him what it was and he goes “oh that’s my booger wall” GOODBYE HE WAS LIKE 19 YEARS OLD WITH A BOOGER WALL

[@davina793]

that deserves jail time

[@lovemepyt]

I cannot! 😭😭😭🤢

[@samanthachibvuri9485]

Noo😭😭😭😭

[@harrietnewton281]

Nooooo!! Fucking hell 😂🤮

[@sialilopezgarza7139]

My cats had the same thing, when they got sick

[@Brownskin.chrissy]

17:00-17:25 had me SCREAMING! “If your boi hitler would’ve won” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-et2ng1qb2m]

Scrolling through the comments as per usual and PARDON?! WHAT?!

[@lilleemckenzie3832]

i got the ick to james saying “that’s my space” with the hand signals 😂

[@actinglover1397]

One of my favorite facts is about Hawaii and the Union Jack. Before it became a state, it was its own independent kingdom. They put the Union Jack in their flag so the British would not conquer them again and so other countries would think the British has already claimed that land. This little move allowed them to stay independent!

[@jennTwaambo]

I honestly enjoy looking at James' sleeve.... its so detailed and looks so interesting. I love it. Love the random pops of colour too. But also because i stare at it more than anything. My eyes play this twisted trick on me where that arm looks sooooooo much bigger than the other arm 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I cant unsee the trick my eyes are doing👀🤣🤣🤣

[@davina793]

it's the tattoo i think

[@jennTwaambo]

@@davina793 exactly We know that. Hence why im asking if anyone has stared at it for so long that it gives the illusion of one arm looking bigger than the other. Its a fun trick of the eye

[@buchiolloh5194]

Played that same trick on my eyes

[@dees6445]

Imma be number one supporter with my sist chirps on the comment, hey sist! Get another sleeve jamie, thatd be yashhh! 😮‍💨 Jamie james looking extra delimicious in this eps. 👀

[@jennTwaambo]

These men are actually therapeutic to look at.

[@Stu161]

this show is an actual cure for the mondays. very hyped for the beginning of the world tour 😁

[@buhlekinase5579]

Toilet paper part 22:02😭😭😭 Milk part 22:42 had me HOWLING!😭😭😭😭 Rap verse 23:04😭😭😭😭😭

[@mcolewalk]

James is spot on with his crime choice. Its the most deplorable act ever committed. Well done

[@gomolemomoleko1245]

Not me screaming "INDOCTRINATE YOU IDIOT!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jasminerosario8442]

There should be no jail for the dad .. he did what needed to be done !!! 💯💯💯💯

[@qianaberryman7236]

"You have beautiful teeth, do they also come in white?" Omg😂😂🤣

[@samanthachibvuri9485]

An ick is when a guy's car won't start on the first try and you just sit there in a car with no tint😭😭😭😭😭

[@kivigray0423]

42:41 😂😂😂 I hate to laugh. But with this question, they put you guys in one of the most effed up positions ever!!

[@SRaee]

James: *hums* Me: “You better sing that shit James”😂😂

[@heavenbertram]

James: I already know my back’s gonna hurt after this. Me, alone, in my room: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!

[@whebsterkhoza2553]

Your tictok edits are craaazy had me laughing for 10min straight fr🤣🤣 Best podcast ever keep it up gang💪

[@SoundBreak12]

Moral of that parking story, don’t show out for any girl… if you not bout it, 7 out of 10 chances you’re taking an L 🤣

[@manontubbiolo1576]

CAn I just say you guys are my comfort people, I can just switch off and laugh with yous and it’s such a joy for me

[@sharnettewashington6924]

Fuhad's response to the toilet paper... 😂😂😂😂😂

[@velveteye74]

I totally understand Jameses crime choice. I think I would choose that too, depending on what the least amount of damage I could do or live with would stop the crime from ever being committed again.

[@xjadenboss9940]

Yeah cause it'll protect all the children from experiencing such a traumatic crime, protecting there innocence

[@marammahajna1035]

Omg the "I like your teeth do they come in white" compliment killed me.

[@aimes4862]

Jame's when he said milk and also when he said that's my space lmao 🤣 😂

[@ryanharrison711]

I love how James waits for Fuhads reaction. The toilet paper ick you see james facial expressions change and his eyebrows rise before bursting out. Killer

[@elainepavek1011]

Charlotte Dobre features you lads once in a while on her channel and you're hysterical!!! New sub👍

[@kyaraw]

I’m about to quit my job so I can come from the states, meet James, fall madly in love and move there illegally. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@mills8]

Just starting watching you guys a week or 2 ago & been binging episodes, this is the first I’ve seen where James is reading the tweets & Fuhad is reacting, his reactions had my DYINGGG 😅😅 you guys are so so jokes

[@Sweetchoice78]

Love you both. I just moved to the UK and you've made my days easier. Thanks for the laughs 🥰💋

[@aavyndevyne6746]

Been looking forward to this ALL DAY! 🥹😅 I’m officially hooked!🙋🏽‍♀️

[@user-pq5wx4os9k]

Im surprised no1 used the "U have the PERFECT face... for radio" line lmao XD best backhanded compliment ever

[@AnObeseGoose]

What’s the opposite of an ick ? You know where you see someone do something and there’s that sort of unspoken mutual respect

[@Cindy-dk7qe]

A turn on

[@justincombs6712]

The bed in the middle of the room screams sacrifices.

[@ToniiWonii123]

36:49 - 36:59😂😭 had to pause the video and breathe through it. The way I was about to laugh at work would have got me sent home!

[@pettypoppen]

I am so jealous of those who can go to the live show! Love you guys from the States!

[@ivorsuttie6930]

Probably one of , if not the best episode I’ve watched. Love

[@dehhturtle1838]

Just wanted you give you a late congratulations on all the success you all have had since I first came across you guys. Episode 44 “Dating around”, 2020. Keep up the grind, yall are killing it!! 👍

[@convictednotcondemned3483]

I thought you were on hiatus my mood has suddenly changed from cranky to chuffed 👏🏾 Monday fun day 😂

[@charlottejune7903]

You know how happy your background makes me 🤣 your little pops and figures as well 🙃

[@alexjenkins9509]

My man doing his shopping at Rushden Lakes made my day innit. Grew up in NN10 and listening now from Chile 🇨🇱 another top episode, thank you for doing what you do 🤙🏻

[@amandadoor8700]

Love you guys, thanks for making my Mondays better ❤️

[@Alxssa11]

Congrats on the 100k Gang 💯👏

[@bexojay]

My deputy head at my old secondary school was called Mr Body but it was Manchester, almost thought it was the same person. Also Britain even though it was an island was the most developed back in the day. I'm surprised 22 countries got away

[@nizakaluba3470]

"It's not worth the calories"💀🤣🤣

[@X1ZR]

Nice one lads, Mondays is when I need these uploads😂💯

[@DaveEd2499.]

Bill Murray 😂 It's Al Murray the Pub landlord, proper geeza, his bit on who the Brits have beat is amazing

[@jamie5819]

I'm so vexed that I can't come to your first live show but I'm super happy for you chaps. Can't wait for yall to make it your way to SA🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[@X1ZR]

1 hour uploads? Thank you boys🐐❤️

[@joedexter4518]

being from Leicester I reckon we'd actually appreciate you taking that hit for all mankind

[@fevenhabtezghi8937]

I love that you have the parts to skip forward : )

[@cortlandt1413]

Ayeeeeeee congrats on the live show! I’m hype for y’all, and I will be waiting to see y’all both in the US 😂 JERSEY GANG GANG 😘

[@lucaswainman672]

Nothin better than getting into bed and seeing that these boys have uploaded 🙌

[@jodydomingo5841]

Even the intro is funny😂😂 dude yall should be over a million subs with this type of content i swear and come to Cape Town asap✊🏿 love brada

[@MizzJuliia]

When you said "Pilkington" I was so exciteddddd! Then remembered I was listening to y'all who are from the UK and not North America where no one understands me LOL

[@kamika1989]

Been patient waiting for this to drop!

[@billionayre8920]

Only thing that makes a Monday good. I wake up with the Monday feels and then I remember a new podcast on the Monday 😁😁😂

[@LuanaMaria22]

Nonstop laughing, start to finish. Love you guys 💕

[@volktol4432]

Imma die cause y’all got me wheezing mid lift😂

[@keishaalexander6425]

I’m used to laughing so hard that I cry but today I literally just cried this one hit just that deep😢😢😢

[@nykolestrong]

I'm already flying in this is the best unintentional birthday present ever!!

[@victoriastyles]

I look forward to these every week

[@taylorbrown9925]

“fam, lower your phone a little bit” 😂 he was getting hype ready to read those, lmao

[@angiestarks6686]

Can’t wait to see y’all boyz in person

[@mrsf8471]

about to start the washing up and this bad boy uploads. 🎉

[@amyleroux5403]

Best part of my Mondays ❤️!!!

[@Dabomatay]

Your screaming and flailing have me dying 😂

[@biankas3501]

couldnt survive without you lot, big loves :))

[@crunchiesasmr841]

"Owww my abs😂" James Im jealous 😭😂

[@wandaziviecka2792]

I also had a great, supreme history teacher who also one day whilst discussing the WWII era told each of us what would happen/how would we die if we went to camp. He was very brutal with it

[@tieraburks6209]

Aww man I wish I could come to the live show but that ticket from North Carolina to there is crazy high. Anyway, do well and I’m sending good energy. I know u guys are gonna kill it!

[@sarahjones2222]

Oh my gosh, Rushden Lakes on a Saturday - madness!!

[@isunshiine]

Been waiting for this ♥️

[@klaudiawade9339]

one time i was driving w him and he finishes his drink and threw the empty cup out the window and i got the biggest ick LMAO

[@Zitha00]

Thoroughly enjoyed this one😂😂😂😂

[@mayrazavala5769]

Yaaasssss... Mondays are now worth it 😍🤩

[@catchzeeifyoucan5059]

woiii live show!! this is lit cant wait!

[@jazzh6056]

Found yall on tik tok a month ago and been hooked since!

[@IAMXVE]

Happy Monday 🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@hakeemparker1342]

Never thought about it like that but I know I can get 7/10 and in knowing that you just made my self confidence go up a little thank you

[@jennTwaambo]

World tour im here for it👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾