Ep 199 - What's The Worst Lie You've Ever Told? | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

[@purple_reign055]

Starting a petition to bring back James in his hoochie daddy shorts

[@sashanejay]

YES

[@chinasinaloense]

Yes to the hoochie daddy shorts!!!

[@krystala1378]

Please & Thank you!

[@h_c8716]

Signed! 😂

[@blus1028]

I'm a whole ass lesbian and still voting yes for the shorts 🤣🤣

[@SofieAndMe]

When my son was around 12 he asked me how antiperspirant worked. I told him that deodorants blocked the sweat glands & he peed it out. Forgot all about it until he called me mad af saying his friends made fun of him. I said "college be like that." 😂😂😂

[@SofieAndMe]

Also my girls child was pissed when she found out in grade 10 that those were cotton fields, not marshmallow plants. Mom privilege to fuq with your kids.

[@UncleBenjs]

LOL ffs why lie rather than just say you don't know so he could go and look it up instead

[@samiaosmanoriginal]

i dont think ive cackled this hard in my life literal tearrrsss

[@melisa_ndl]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA PLSSS

[@zeketargaryen1440]

This podcast kills me bro😭😭😭 1:02:59 James and fuhads laugh is everything The storytelling even more so The roleplay UNBEATABLE “ID SCREAM”😭😭😭JAMES

[@pudddingpie]

Love how subtle James is with telling us he has the big ting 😂😂🤤👌🏽

[@tweety1864]

My ears perk up EVERY TIME 👀👀👀👂🏾👂🏾👂🏾

[@Punklyn86]

Gotta love a man who's cocksure of himself 😏🫣

[@str8jenn.nochaser]

All the time

[@moimeself1088]

He's not that subtle. He's forever going on about how daddy's hung low. 🤭🤭🤭

[@plubin123]

​@@moimeself1088that😂😂😂

[@user-es9of8go5r]

Favourite part of this was the UFC breakdown, love the fact that James is super into UFC. Hard to find that many fans lol and omg Strickland got slept and sent to the gulag 😂

[@queennychole6687]

James with the “I ain’t got no knees “ got me cryinggggggg

[@criolayumpop]

The whole time James is all about the tooth fairy and how Fuhad has been robbed all I’m thinking is “teeth time.” LMFAOOOO 😬😬😬

[@merp9211]

“It was a fight!” I love hearing James say those words.

[@Jus_Melanin]

“Why five??!” 😂😂😂Even with his life on the line, James needed understanding of that random ass number

[@BrogiiL]

No drinking, public intoxication ? 🤣 Nah South Africans let's sit this one out🇿🇦🍻

[@Noloyiso_M]

Fuhad not growing up with the tooth fairy and James being flabbergasted is my favourite thing about some of their differences in upbringing😂😂. What African person, who is black, grew up with the tooth fairy?

[@imungukalevera8671]

I am Kenyan and we have the best Safari experience ever. Very experienced guides and drivers too. Consider it.

[@BlurpleFlamingo]

Everytime James talks about arching his back 🤣🤣😭😂😭😭🤣

[@evrythingcourt]

You guys are the first two I’ve ever heard say reverse is trash 😂😂😂😂 And James being mad about the animals LMAOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bethanystephens5032]

Literally love your podcast! I listen to it all the time. When I’m down you guys lift me back up! Hilarious hilarious thank you guys for doing this.

[@TeaOnATangent]

Same! Sending you all the good energy!

[@rushyeeee]

Need more UFC chat for sure! Love the content boys.

[@kacchanbakugo4058]

1:08:15 The ice cream thing hit hard cuz this was actually me 😂😂

[@savannahsparkles1589]

I’m sorry but when you guys were talking about the fan dilemma it looked like Fuhad was plugged in and on charge bc of his phone ting 💀😂

[@TheLenaBrat]

I have to listen your podcast before I go to sleep and while I'm showering. Love it 👏

[@lalatokwe8928]

Watching from Botswana 🇧🇼😌😍 recently became a fan totally love this podcast

[@KiraBKADestroyerOfWorlds]

It's not that she doesn't like receiving foreplay; he's not good at it, and nobody has ever told him that. If she doesn't want to PERFORM it, it's possible it's specific to him, but it may not be. He needs to have a conversation, and NOT in bed, about why she doesn't want to.

[@amayamadison_]

every episode i'm on the floor i can't.

[@meggsb23]

Kelvin Gastulem is my favorite fighter. My ex husband and I went to Toronto to see him fight for our honeymoon. 😂

[@KN-zm1rw]

Only you two can have me listen to a whole segment on sport with pure genuine intrigue 🥰😂

[@IntermissionPrairieWolf]

Hearing the British sayings these dudes let off gets me every time 😂😂 “you’ve been about” has me crying

[@angeliquetavares1250]

As a South African the Kruger park is really nice. You can go on game drives or drive in your own car. super cool. But that flat tyre thing reminds me when we got 2 flat tyres in Kruger and after like 45 minutes we finally got help. About 5/10 minutes after we drove off we saw lions on the road headed towards were we were stuck. lol

[@laurencrawford8692]

Year late but those kinds of live zoos or safaris usually use cattle bars at the front and back exit. It's the same thing ranches use. They're metal poles laid in the ground spaced far enough apart that the animal would slip into the gaps between the bars with a ditch dug underneath it. Vehicles can drive over it but most animals won't attempt it. It's what they use at drive through zoos in America

[@elforbiddencaramel4156]

JAMES:Cheat Fuhad: Standard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ayeSpazz]

Been here since 30k! Y’all have come so far and I love the pod! (Btw I ran the P fa tha Patreon too💪🏽)

[@dlongford84]

Sooooo funny! How gassed James got with the condoms!!!

[@simone6888]

Its lunch time and Im here for the goods fam.

[@ddrbeginner17]

I live in Prague and for some of the animals, there aren't fences, just like low system that prevent them from going outside of their zone. It can be scary watching those fennecs staring at you hahahha

[@PIXIKIS]

Why did I only just look for you on KZbin? I Love your TikToks 🤩🤩

[@honeysins9951]

I’m obsessed guys, I mean jimmy baby what’s up 🤤

[@rosemcneill6653]

I'm not African like Fuhad, but I was raised by two black, southern, grandparents. I didn't believe in any of that foolishness either! No tooth fairy, no Santa, none of that stuff. And I never did sleepovers unless it was church associated, absolutely NEVER hosted a slumber party. You don't know it's weird until other people start comparing childhoods.

[@helenalopez3105]

No guys but I’m serious if you make a new show on winter I’m coming from Spain just to see this live💯

[@fatpedro5588]

Run me a baby wipe and cuddle babe 🤣😂

[@RH-tv6cg]

Love the pod but my man James needs to chill with that UFC chat, Max Holloway should retire?? This is worse than the batman chat a while back🤣

[@Trombonegoddess86]

I upset a dude because he asked if I was the best he ever had and I answered tactfully, but truthfully that he wasn’t. Don’t ask questions if you think you might not like the answers.

[@mahmoudghoneim8181]

Lesssss goooo been waiting for 2 weeks for this drop !

[@ShannonJackson__]

Baby wipes and cuddles 😂😂😂

[@claytonhufford7381]

IZZY called out Perreira... He wants to take the challenge and avenge the losses.

[@leebell1027]

@ 1:06:00, I would rather you have not done that and just thought I did a good job. Instead thinking I'm that guy. Damn!

[@juniorvake4688]

The worst lie i was told as a kid was Mr Ronald Mcdonald was busy helping the sick during the day and when it was night time if we drove past he was sleeping and that the lights and people are there cause hes afraid of the dark lol As for the tooth fairy, my brother told my nephew "bub dont you think this hand writing looks familiar huh? He replies "hmm i think so" After that my sister started writing it with her left hand to throw him off lol

[@ishplussix]

42:50 James' dms gonna be real interesting after this story🤦🏿‍♂️ edit: if you guys heard the way I kissed my teeth when I realised this was an ad💀💀

[@BrogiiL]

😂💀 No bc same

[@mrsleonskennedy4936]

The passport thing I have a physical copy on me at all times when I travel and whatever devices I'm taking have a copy with it being secured on a file along with my drivers licence

[@zeketargaryen1440]

Yall wanna get upclose to the animals,come to zambia,head to livingstone and find chief mukuni safari,they have lions and all there and you get UPCLOSE AND PERSONAL

[@BlckToothGriN]

55:19 What happens when someone that has no integrity, no longer respects you.

[@inku-akai8788]

We are not asking the right questions is the animals or is this just a conjoined zoo? Does that mean that the other animals are hunting other animals in the zoo?

[@xMsNoobx]

I always pretend to be deaf when people try stop me for money 🤗

[@audreyradebe6407]

You have to do a safari at least once in your life. It’s just one of those things I think will help you respect animals more. Also do a proper safari and not staged.

[@liatasifaornella6430]

this episode was mad🤩🤩🤩

[@kadem9457]

Was randomly curious about what squirring actually is and apparently it's just pee 😐

[@miriam2837]

🤣🤣🤣

[@annastaciastinson3325]

At 50:20..... James what are you saying 😅

[@xojudo]

We 💜 ya’ll!

[@woman_of_mayhem]

Lol, I don’t do tooth fairy with my kids. They give me the tooth and I give them a golden dollar coin.

[@emmanuellaoyagiri8452]

Tooth fairy in a Nigerian household?!!! Ha!!!!!!!

[@itspickleric138]

Fuhad listening to James talking about UFC is like when you’re trying to talk to your Mrs about football

[@moustaghfir]

Or when Fuhad is talking about football to James

[@Jade-ou1zi]

I skipped most of that part

[@salmaabdul-aziz8363]

I need to hear Fuhad’s Nigerian accent more 🤣🤣

[@reginamushi6582]

Haha same here!!....does James have any accent?

[@shakwon619]

Me in America thinking... Everybody on here got an accent. 🤣

[@beemonique8466]

@@shakwon619 Same here. They both have accents

[@brookeharrison9983]

Hahaha me in good ol USA 😅 love their British accents 😂

[@ljmnukwa9350]

Frfr 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Arjunnair..]

U two made me BINGE UR PODS. Ur now my highlight of my day

[@SierraLetlow]

It was the " Baby stop" from James that got me 😭😭

[@evrythingcourt]

Lmaoo I rewinded it 3 times 😂😂😂

[@aliviascool]

the way I forgot he was saying it to admit to cheating bc the care in his voice was tooooo sweet 😩😭

[@CoachTC23]

“I’ve been a grown man since year 7, we don’t dilly dally with deez childish tings” ☠️

[@Mohau_Moloto]

Someone please tell James that it’s mid July We are still waiting to see the 6 pack😭

[@charleighj1145]

HAHAHAHA 100%

[@APrice-vz7xm]

I want to see body!!!

[@ishplussix]

7:03 nah James getting pissed about these animals has me DEAD lmaoooo

[@Genie2386]

"It doesn't matter to me.... SIR" 😂😂😂

[@dezsaintrose2306]

With the fan dilemma maybe she had a bad experience with foreplay. A lot of girls who don’t like foreplay had a bad experience with it and just never bothered to try it again.

[@dezsaintrose2306]

@@jl9480 Exactly !!! Although it's a normal thing to engage in, it could go wrong very quickly.

[@asyiantv3723]

I don’t know why i thought it was smart to eat and drink during this podcast I almost spit up my tea 😭😭😭😭

[@khanyodlokweni2661]

Mistakes were made 😂😂😂

[@ndu3866]

ohhh I made that mistake. n honestly I have an ugly laugh, n I kept on choking 😂😂

[@asyiantv3723]

@@ndu3866 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@kikialeaki1850]

When I got to “wide and slide” my drink nearly came out my nose😂

[@ahhbee8298]

Yh I learnt the hard way too😂😂😂

[@TheNinnyfee]

"Whoever falls out falls out." That mental Image of that outsourced truck speeding off with somebody clinging to the swinging door...

[@RM-cw1ix]

LMAO we all lived in the same African household 🤣 no Toys-R-Us, no Toothfairy, no Santa, no Easter Bunny 😂 just Fufu and Okra and lots of cousins 🍲

[@miamohamed8496]

" Its the salsa dance ting again" 🤣 FINISHEDDDDDDDD

[@_Jai_]

Binge watching these vids are making me feel a lot better about dating in my 30s 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@motunrayohassan3330]

I I

[@crystalezeadikwa]

i have been watching yall for a couple of days now (came from tiktok). this is the hardest i have laughed from any of your podcast. when James said he would wrap his legs around the man before getting dropped and ask him “why 5 months?”, i literally could not breathe. 😭

[@sayurismith9980]

Why 5... I hollllertt!

[@jamerican_bae]

The way Fuhad enunciated every P in UP UP UP had me weak for some reason🤣🤣🤣

[@darrenaboite1827]

It pops 😂

[@GothicUndone]

•Advice: Maybe she isn’t much of sexual person, or maybe she actually doesn’t love him like he think she does…? Or she just isn’t that into him sexually… but defo an open straight up convo. • Meg the Stallion! Yaaaassss! Love her, and all men who claim women like Meg are either men in drag or trans - are not only bigots they are intimidated coz as you say they have NO IDEA what to with her, and know she would never bother with them. •As for the Skanky McSket at the gas ⛽️ station. There is NOTHING ok with that. She is 🤢🤢🤢!

[@dianedavid3052]

I agree. It’s possible she dislikes sex, but I feel she may have experienced trauma around sex before. I think she has feelings for him and actually having sex with him is her compromise even though she doesn’t enjoy it she’s going there for him…maybe. Nobody can read minds so communication with no judgement is necessary here. Gas station girl, poor etiquette man! I’m not judging, but I’m judging…😜

[@flavialobato6098]

@@dianedavid3052 yeah that’s what I was thinking, there has to be some trauma there. Poor woman probably doesn’t feel comfortable, he definitely needs to have an open conversation with her about it. Honestly I can relate, she just has to feel comfortable enough to open up. AND WHO DOESNT LOVE MEG LIKE WOOOW SHES SO FINE!!! I get heart eyes every time I think about her tbfh!

[@KristinaLopezWrites]

For that first dilemma, why don’t men first TALK to their partner. It is VERY rare for a woman not to need foreplay, so it may be because she had bad experiences. It your job to understand what she needs just like she should want to know what you need. If EVERYTHING else is on point in the relationship, then communication is KEY. Don’t sabotage yourself by not talking about it.

[@shania991]

Men have a bad habit about going into the oven before it’s pre heated I don’t think men get that getting wet isn’t the same as getting hard 😂

[@ThousandTheory]

The reverse cowgirl thing, thanks for the info 😂😂

[@tonyahouck3422]

Best thing about SNG is the part at the bottom that lets me move all the way past the fight talk to get to the fun stuff. 😂😂😂

[@danikajett9277]

Thanks for this info 🙌🏾

[@marireyes2302]

Thank you!😂

[@TeaOnATangent]

Literally! me: ooooop, they talkin fight/anime/show i don't watch/football.... happily maneuvers to bottom to find next segment

[@ilhaamfoster4617]

That's EXACTLY what I did 🤣🤣🤣

[@Polkadot2]

Fuhad looked like he wanted to do that as well 😂

[@Kiesha-ov2ju]

My mum stopped doing the tooth fairy thing when my sister sat up in her sleep and scared her to death 💀

[@Carpathianpixie]

😂😂😂

[@bandilenzimande5253]

Even in this deep deep africa we have our own version of the toothfairy. And if you didn't do the little tooth fairy ritual they'd say it wouldn't grow back. For interest: we call the tooth fairy "Hloyile" or "Nhloyile" (Zulu) and you put the tooth in a shoe night before. You show up in the morning and your tooth and some money would be in the shoe. You then take the tooth and go outside and ask Hloyile to take your old tooth and give you a new one and throw the tooth backwards through your legs. There must have been bare teeth in that garden😭

[@SU_HU]

“Run me a Baby-wipe and cuddle me”….🤣🤣🤣

[@shanellphillips529]

Love Fuhad’s outfit. That green and black is doing the damn thing!❤

[@C_1337]

absolutely in love with this pod, I've binged over 50 eps in the last month, gonna have to get patreon real soon to binge them ones too

[@kylemcfarlane7269]

Np lie I need to do it as a get the chance I'm gonna do it

[@F41LUR3]

You have no idea what you're missing. 😂

[@kylemcfarlane7269]

@@F41LUR3 sheesh don't don't gotta tell me twice 🤣

[@milan8284]

Come to Kenya, definitely a bucket list thing! super safe(don't get close to the hippos 😂😂) you'll love it!!!

[@Will-1990]

I need to stop watching while am at the gym just nearly got launched of the treadmill from laughing so loud and forgetting to keep walking for a second 🤣 role play of the lie he told for why he doesn’t drive killed me 🤣

[@kaleeyadavis78]

Not off the treadmill 😭😭 Yoo

[@molotov3412]

That fan dilemma she needs to explore herself, everyone needs to explore their body and know what they like 👍 👌

[@dayoogunnaike350]

Fuhads mom was like “Tooth Fairy Ko, Fairy tooth ni!” Haha

[@meanshoegame20]

That’s a nice color on Fuhad. And Daddy James shape up is CRISP!!!

[@whitneyh7270]

It's interesting watching this after watching UFC 281 and Periera winning the belt from Izzy!

[@convictednotcondemned3483]

I’m here Tuesday morning🤦🏾‍♀️ don’t judge me Monday had me in headlock 😂 walking to work thanks for the laughs and company along the way ✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾😂

[@convictednotcondemned3483]

James there’s birds in the sky 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m with you guys on leave the wild animals alone I’m from South Africa/Zimbabwe I’ve not done safari, bungie jump or white water rafting I don’t even like going to the zoo I am not Adam that I must live among the wild things 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hannahm1234]

The sports talk has me lost. I’ll still listen, but I’m like…. huh 😵‍💫 Love the energy tho 😂

[@Tbear2810]

Just refreshed my page for the 3rd time! The lord said let there be Shxts begin!!😂😂

[@yasminsloan]

Watching this with my 4 year old sitting beside me praying he ain’t paying attention the the tooth fairy part 🤣🤣

[@nickyshaw7677]

Ah guys you would flipping love it here in South Africa 🤣 the content you'd leave with hahahahaha

[@nickyshaw7677]

@🥇The Jungle 𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾👑 I know right 🦁

[@durantenaidoo4720]

😄 Well... Most places here

[@tyamacamara]

I have never skipped through one episode of this pod except for today .. I . AM . NOT . HERE .FOR .UFC.HIGHLIGHTS 🙄

[@shellsangel]

It'd kill me explaining UFC to someone oblivious to it 🤣

[@LALOERC]

Fuhad really was that girl from the tweet from a different episode saying what's the season like does it matter which season I start watching from 😂😂

[@veryfitting]

The zoo idea is about watching them behaving more naturally

[@ashleyford9492]

No, this sounds fun tho!?!?

[@cassandramuthleb2486]

What if one of those cats spreads their scent on the cage while everyone is in the cage? That being said, it's no different than those who cage dive with sharks.

[@kokoko3783]

what's killing me is the man saying his not gonna walk for 5 months 🤣🤣🤣 and Fuhad saying he would scream cause same

[@jordenrussell5875]

The way Fuhad looked at the mic stand when the mic dropped off 😂

[@mickeymcfly4692]

48:51 My bros reverse cow girl is NOT trash. Ifff you make sure to put your legs over hers and tilt your hips forward. Thank me later.

[@G254611]

I am smiling as I watch James and Fuhad - Each one gets so excited about their preferred sport - Boxing (James) and Football (Fuhad)