Ep 351 - Whorphanage (Feat. Mark Normand)

[@RustCole01]

Shane adding "people" and "marriage" to the end of Mark's sentences had me cracking up.

[@pdestefano]

yuppppp, first one was funny, 2nd one destroyed me

[@HamBone123456789ten]

I haven't even heard it yet, but I saw it in an instagram post so I know it's coming and I wish they'd get it out of the way but I need Marks lynching joke to be over with. I can't fully enjoy the podcast, yet.

[@bobkmac]

9:38

[@aaroncardenas9062]

@@bobkmac Thank you

[@tengenengneng]

10:11

[@DildoBaggens]

Gillis looks like a volunteer firefighter.

[@danielvalleduarte]

Lol I think that every time, or Carpenter

[@thomasmitchell4128]

He looks like a volunteer at a junior high school all girl volleyball team

[@BradyIsAfagInHeat]

He used to be a firefighter. got fired live on the news for being racist, right after saving a Guatemalans family from burning to death.

[@BradyIsAfagInHeat]

But he really just looks like a fat Colby Covington

[@curtisheinz4045]

PE teacher. With a short fucking fuse for BULLSHIT

[@omarwanly3785]

29:38 I come back to this episode every once in a while just to see the look on Shane’s face when Normand says “lynching” 😂

[@H3RMD0G1]

Such a great Normand joke. Didn't miss a beat; Shane's incredulity... very fun to see

[@Krossd1]

That was a Heavy one even for Mark lol

[@murderc27]

Yeah, pretty legit to elicit that reaction from Shane.

[@MrLaSilla]

Fucking hilarious

[@vince68535]

I had to come look for this comment hahahahaha

[@andrewtruex]

The first 15 minutes of this episode is better than 99% of podcasts

[@Courage_n_Honour]

Strong till the very end lmfaooo

[@zzzzz45zzzzz79]

What? They’re literally just talking shop about stand up. Snoozer.

[@k1xnt]

really? I feel like the last 2 minutes is better than %99.9 of all media

[@Omegaman18]

Mark is the only person I’ve seen come close to making Matt feel uncomfortable.

[@Mind_Quad]

My guess it was the “lynching” comment about his mixed daughter lol

[@BazookaTooth707]

​@@Mind_Quadthe truth does tend to me make people uncomfortable lol

[@tonythetiger1600]

​@@Mind_Quadthat'll do it should have swung imho

[@oofowie8882]

@@BazookaTooth707what truth would that be lol..?

[@kriffapher]

@@BazookaTooth707this dude must watch David Goggins edits with this type of dumbassery in a comment

[@kylemcgill2966]

*"She Underground Railroaded You"* *Mark is great.*

[@andrewtregoning]

50:56

[@tannersimoneaux3617]

TOP COMMENT FOR SURE

[@davidwood9718]

I don't get it lol, can you explain?

[@kylemcgill2966]

@@davidwood9718 Harriet Tubman

[@davidwood9718]

@@kylemcgill2966 I figured it was something historical, and honestly I still don't get it, ik who Tubman is and that she freed black slaves, but that's all Ik lol

[@justingagnier1394]

Bro Shane’s face when Mark said Lynching says it all hahahahaha. When Shane looks at you like “holy shit dude” you know it was a good joke LOL.

[@calebgoodwin2110]

Because he has no idea Matt’s wife is black 💀🤣

[@gabrielvalencia1287]

@@calebgoodwin2110 yeah he does that's literally the engine of the joke

[@booates]

@@gabrielvalencia1287 no it isnt

[@yoyoart2676]

I was 💀 😂

[@patrickbaklava7297]

@@calebgoodwin2110 he makes the joke after Shane tells him Matt's wife was black. It's what makes the joke funny.

[@jamesw.blatch1584]

How is it that in every podcast I’ve seen of Shane since learning about him via his Rogan appearance I’ve felt him gel so much more with the other guests? He flows perfectly off of Dillon, Normand, Von and is rapidly becoming my favourite comedian in a very short time - his comedy is gifting me some easy days here in a tough Sydney, Au lockdown. But Rogan, my god that was a painful episode. Yes or Yes?

[@skepsisrollins1711]

Rogan has gotten pretty bad lately

[@mcskfk]

Check him out on legion of skanks

[@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime]

Rogan is a terrible interviewer. Completely self centered.

[@gorgsgames]

Spot on

[@boosh90]

Not wrong. Check out the early podcast eps if you haven't already. So many HOT casts.

[@thedonbishop55]

29:36 Shane’s reaction to Mark Normand’s “lynching” was priceless!🤣

[@bigboydoop]

Mark: she's a black Shane: person That killed me lmao

[@jsp7218]

First time I've cringed in the history of the cast. Comedy!

[@jonwoods3261]

Thats so fuckin funny

[@dropkick45]

marks a legend

[@ninacuntowiczaka2415]

A little gay as well

[@alexe831]

Shane: "they're crabs in a bucket" Matt: "they're all agent smiths when they meet up" when they're talking about girls 😆😆😆lol

[@EddieHalifax]

I bet Matt's wife is laughing to all her friends saying, "He thinks I'm teaching him rhythm but really I'm just making him stomp around like a tard."

[@fuckerikbockenstette]

You guys are crazy, as a drummer, how could you possibly dance to anything but the drums? What rhythm are you swinging to, the vocals?

[@EddieHalifax]

@@fuckerikbockenstette who exactly are you arguing with?

[@williamhenderson2661]

Ya all these guys are crazy they definitely could be dancing to the bass. I agree with everyone

[@jackblackfan4202]

@@EddieHalifax check the comment he was responding to

[@jackblackfan4202]

@@EddieHalifax dummy

[@jetorixjones]

Talking about dogs that the ex's got hit me right in the feels... I miss you Biffles, goofy little bastard.

[@filiptomic2937]

lmao Biffles, sick name

[@wyattearp585]

Best ending to a podcast i think ive ever seen lmao God bless Ari

[@VonSebastianTalk]

hahahhaa

[@x2inf]

I'm dead

[@meetbythecreek]

are you from minnesota

[@vanhooza]

Mark: Well they can have kids at 14 Shane: Talked me into it

[@Cowardlydabbling]

That’s a pretty sweet “comb-forward” Shane’s rocking

[@javcarulli1644]

Mr.cool

[@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157]

Lookin like hes about to say grace and then sit and eat unseasoned chicken

[@alecrawson4895]

Dude. I've been having the shittiest day on this jobsite, the ski's and this one hitter will carry me through

[@swillsie]

one hitter solves a lot of problems

[@cloudcorby420]

Took a ripski just for you. Heres to a better day!

[@davidjohnston4897]

Sending good vibes to a fellow DAWG

[@WhoGuyThat]

Hope your day gets better friend! Good vibes to ya

[@MelissaAnn420]

Pass that shit to me and keep your head up baby boy, it will all be okay!

[@blake7carrillo]

Just made my day! After this I’m putting Dragula on repeat at lunch until someone wants to step up to this dog

[@stevenh4557]

They'll have to dig through the ditches and burn through the witches first.

[@4raxx20]

GIMMIE SUM'N TA BREAK!

[@kacefranks3703]

Just tell em SODTAOE

[@ThizzyWailer]

Shrek 1 energy right here.

[@jakenash8362]

Dun dun dun cryin like a biootch

[@chain-wallet]

gillis: "aw i dont have anymore dick jokes" normand: "theyll come" beautiful

[@user-ih7hc9ey6k]

Real king shit dawgs. I was having a bad day but this pick me up will be a real treat

[@robertdale8758]

Hope your days better big dog

[@jimharvey205]

*Shane: "I gotta come up with some new dick jokes." *Mark: "They'll come." And nobody bats an eye

[@salladss]

It's funny. Not awe-inspiring lmfao. Are y'all oblivious to quick wit irl?

[@LeeGHThomas]

@@salladss mark really doesn’t miss a beat though. He gets on these podcasts as a guest and almost every word that comes out of his mouth is a punchline.

[@murderc27]

@@salladss What's quick wit?

[@Courage_n_Honour]

and foreshadowed the ending with Ari lolol

[@johnwatson8809]

Mark is quick af but this one was not intended. Relax fans

[@TUK_ACE]

Seeing Gillis genuinely thrown off is great

[@georgethomas5417]

U can tell, out of the whole comedian world, Shane gets fired up the most when he’s around Mark Normand. He def likes this guy the most

[@comfykeegs]

Shane calling anyone gay while drinking his water with a straw is grandiose

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

Amazing ending to Matt and Shane's Tuesdays Secret.

[@jjr691]

Matt and Shane’s Skeptic Tuesdays

[@Cowardlydabbling]

The whole time I’m like this isn’t amazing and then a minute left and yea your right

[@BlekJamal]

@@jjr691 Matt and Shane's Skeptic Tuesdays with secret tanks.

[@TheMrShawdog]

The Pause when Shane said "Is Step-Dog Stuck" was so funny 33:10 XD

[@wood_whippin811]

Nothin better than bein halfway thru my workday n a hot cast drops. Blessed be thy cast

[@kappasmurf1084]

"ohhh a lynching" is fucking great

[@samueldowdeswell6755]

Mad awkward tho

[@ralphalf5897]

🤣🤣🤣

[@teocantsleep4611]

Comedy!

[@VikingMuayThai]

This was by far the best episode I’ve heard. Normand brings out the beast in the DAWGS.

[@BloodandSoilNS]

Funny shit. The look on Matt's face when he sees Shane's face and starts laughing at Shane's expression when Mark says "Lynching".😅

[@518040]

Mark Normand and the DAWGs all time cast

[@AaronX442]

Funniest doods on the freakin' planet!

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

I love this setting for the podcast best out of all previous incarnations. It looks awesome gentlemen, oh and that new Gilly and Keeves sketch was hilarious.

[@jvb6961]

No salt lamp tho

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

@@jvb6961 that is an issue I'm not gonna lie to ya.

[@stephenshaver5787]

@@jvb6961 or gaming chairs

[@laurafromga5875]

Praise Allah for Mark Normand!

[@Mort64562]

H'ALLAAH

[@gleb3841]

Praise Allah for Ari!

[@Nc18554]

Mark normand is so underrated still. He's fucking hilarious. Quick too.

[@vt8414]

I love that he’s willing to step on the line too. To make Shane’s jaw drop is fucking hilarious

[@Beederda]

Shane Gillis and mark normand are both insanely amazing comics I’m so happy to have KZbin the ability find these kinds of funny people! COMEDY SAVED ALOT OF THE COVID WORLD real talk

[@mrdrprof99]

Im here and I cant stop pooping.

[@georgethomas5417]

When they are talking about step daughter porn and mark goes I wanna take it further, give me blood related 😂 he’s so honest man I love it

[@seano1334]

This is old school podcast gold. First pod I have seen with this trio together. It was hilarious.

[@LiteralApe]

And they haven't reunited since. These three are too strong together

[@SqueeJ93]

Ummm is no one gonna mention that Shane said Super Scion instead of Super Saiyan? Lemaire would’ve never let him get away with this :(

[@jacobc2451]

I corrected him out loud…my autism is strong

[@lazylion420]

Shane is a real man amongst boys it's not his fault

[@JaxMcAdams]

I reallllly wanted to correct him lmao

[@cl4ymore516]

I came looking for this exact comment 😂😂

[@loser-forever]

^

[@Toreju7240]

I haven't missed an episode in like a couple months feeling like a true dawg rn

[@Danielg6910]

Feeling drenched

[@luckydrifts4871]

Me to dawg just started listening and have missed one since. Los and Matt and Shane’s secret time are the funniest out there right now.

[@stope420]

I come back to this episode every few months. The boys together are fucking crushers! It’s crazy how Normand always gets whatever show he is on to another level of hilarity.

[@VikingMuayThai]

He had a great one with the History Hyenas if you’ve never heard it 👍

[@zylonbutler]

Shane’s body keeps inches to the left as he withdraws inward with every Norman joke. If you just skip to the end, his body isn’t even in frame anymore.

[@ResistTheGreatReset1984]

It is about to be extra gay and queefy in here.

[@lukeanderson2090]

The yin and yang joke was too good 💀 34:43

[@r.e.8809]

One of the greatest endings to a podcast

[@nohabloemojislosiento4930]

The "Huh?" face Shane makes at Normand's lynching joke cracked me up.

[@minergate4066]

OH man how did I miss this episode 10 months ago... damn thank you youtube for reccomending it to me

[@Courage_n_Honour]

Shane - "Ari you got anything you wanna plug?" Ari pulls out his beaver and 'plugs' the camera lmfaooooooooooo that ending was disgusting and legendary lol

[@wildmanactionsports7356]

Woah, I love the aggressive in-line skate clip in the intro for this show! Nice!

[@todd.howard]

This is slowly becoming my favorite podcast. Why was it a secret??

[@seffr3790]

This back ground is so cozy I miss it

[@Daingerous1]

29:30 WOW. Even Shane couldn't believe it lol

[@Eldenwam]

More pods with mark please you three vibe so well together

[@TheGhostOfFredZeppelin]

Normand has that kind of Norm Macdonald quality, at least for me, where I kind of laugh just looking at him before he has even said anything because you just know there's some stupidly funny shit brewing inside his head at all times

[@phl_knives]

Killer ending. Great Episode. Matt is on of the first people outside of my GF and me who don't body scan at the airports. They tested those things across the country and they're hitting like 3x the radiation levels they're supposed to. Definitely a quicker way through O'Hare at 9 am my last flight. 30 seconds of pat down and electronic sniffer then on your way

[@bryankelly7158]

Mark normand and Shane Gillis are the only 2 stand ups I’ve ever seen in person shoutout sidesplitter

[@nathandimech8684]

The Star of David was the perfect way to end it off haha

[@sweetslipperydee]

holy heck. matt and mark is a strange and lovely combo

[@jacobgagnon1820]

Sup w the creep pfp

[@kuddleskoch]

damn dude how great is our god!?

[@resmarted]

I hate this thing that happens with every decent podcast where half the commenters have nothing to say but the same jokes from the show, over and over and over and over.

[@kuddleskoch]

@@resmarted Yea man it's almost like we are all enjoying a show and the jokes they produce.

[@zackflora6165]

Its mark normand... how great is Allah?

[@BobbyDigital59]

@@resmarted yeah, it sucks that they just throw them right in your face too. What they need to do is add some kind of button that you have to hit to even see them. That way you don’t feel compelled to comment like an asshole for no reason, since you’d be able to choose not to read them

[@realasspiratebroadcast913]

@@resmarted Dude, why are you so obsessed with him?

[@00eaugallie]

Yall are stepping it up getting marky mark on the cast

[@benburnett2706]

This is hall of greatnesses, I genuinely love this, KZbin promote this and pay these genius men. Seriously epic

[@davidbarnes2642]

Shane adding the word after mark normond says black is hilarious 🤣🤣

[@helpis0ntheway]

That wallpaper reminds me of my breakfast nook in the 80's, left over from the 70's. Lovin it! #Queefs #Comedy ✌🏼💛👨‍🎤

[@ElkinsEric]

Anybody else see the LOS episode where the Bol was getting his box ate??? F’n funny AF!!!

[@ComedyArtwork]

classic

[@sassybigz8452]

Normand fit right in well with the boys.

[@Poopoopeepee432hz]

How does this not have a million views

[@brothathyne5017]

Where I live in ri, there is this place called the Comedy Connection. They have a restaurant too but they did it right and put the restaurant (The Black Duck Tavern) next to the venue so you go see the show after you eat.

[@KK-----]

mark is so good on the more offensive podcasts. brings out the funniest shit in him

[@justinponeck1393]

38:08 Shane trying to drink he water and missing the straw was way funnier to me then it should of been

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

So much content from these kings in the last two weeks. Hella Blessed!

[@fatdamon7862]

This is a top 5 podcast of all time

[@kggregorie]

Ep title should've been "Inward Gyms"

[@benjaminwalker5856]

shane and mark are by far the best comics rn

[@rileygally2967]

This is an important piece of historical media

[@mike9795]

I would kill for a mark and Shane podcast, they would get cancelled ten times but it would be a masterpiece

[@BathysphereMechanic]

This.

[@curatedcomedy]

How is this podcast so under the radar... Top notch gentlemen

[@markwoodson2020]

Met my wife when she was 16 and I was 21. 20 year anniversary this year. Great kid.

[@_..-.._..-.._]

Delicious

[@therainman7777]

Wow that’s.. weird

[@chillbeats4296]

Ari flashing the camera at the end was the funniest shitt ever

[@canakattack1692]

Holy shit this was awesome. That ending fuckin killed me

[@TheDillberto]

GAY

[@canakattack1692]

@@TheDillberto straight

[@TheDillberto]

@@canakattack1692 cringe 🤮

[@canakattack1692]

@@TheDillberto go and listen to disturbed and Korn you numetal edgelord. Jonathan Davis is your god. You little freak on a leash

[@TheDillberto]

@@canakattack1692 i almost cant even understand your comment its that pathetic but mmmk sweetie dry your tears and try harder next time k ?

[@johnnyzuidema6193]

One of the greatest podcast episodes ever

[@Colt-Forty5]

Quite possibly the best ending in podcast history LMAO

[@adamskorupskas2184]

n word jims had my crying

[@HotSlop]

Still haven't met another MSSP or CUMTOWN fan where I'm from

[@rekeembelac1684]

First pod episode I’ve went back to go watch

[@jparshall6730]

This episode makes me want to lace up the blades and hit the half pipe. Thanks boys!

[@acidfruitloops]

Just skate better

[@corradocampo]

I love that no one, even pro comics like Matt, can keep up with the riffs Matt and Shane get going

[@Looneyboy]

Mark :)?

[@jacobgagnon1820]

The shaman himself cant contain his divine purpose

[@BigDome1]

Mark sounds like a little kid doing an impression of Ron Burgundy

[@jonadams5547]

“They have dog brains…” 😂😂😂

[@carlosjrado1843]

We're all seriously gonna glaze over the fact that Matt looks like Mark, 40yrs in the future?!

[@Justcarlosdiaz]

White people all look the same

[@dakotahamm7151]

Which is weird bc Mark is older than Matt 😂

[@_..-.._..-.._]

40 years? I mean Mark is an example of ‘tism don’t crack.

[@wooden136]

Oooo a lynching. Lmao that deserved more.

[@brimp2468]

Mark’s face when Gillis says sherrod 😂

[@benpetrone5]

38:00 “you talked me into it” omfg Shane is the GOAT

[@retroape]

Shane’s face when Mark says lynching is gold

[@secretsauce8726]

What an epic ending

[@ynot2385]

Greatest ending in podcast history

[@TheCrawf28X15]

The fact that one of the producers had to spend probably over an hour editing J bird makes me die laughing, y’all are some real MVP’s😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Who's J Bird?

[@chumpchange262]

Shane remembering Marks "crazy mug" zinger and re laughing 😆

[@Brandonthesnifferofall]

@29:33 🤦‍♂️😂 Shane cutting his eyes at mark, lmao!

[@joshuaduenas4969]

Matt looks at Mark Norman, like twice during the whole pod bro. Hilarious

[@jacobspina123]

On that man shit, social anxiety at a 100 lol

[@chickengenius4202]

Mark Normand kills. Comedy

[@spankey88]

They’re crabs in a bucket is freaking hilarious