Ep 36: fast & furious & screaming & crying

[@savannahn180]

“Shout out to escalators, love escalators.” The elevator you’re jumping in: 👁👄👁

[@ultimatebestusername]

Googling camp definition and fully not expecting to get camping results is camp

[@aura8808]

camp

[@emmahanly8053]

“with a distressing cockney accent” literally my drama teacher to me when i wasn’t doing an american accent

[@kiddert]

"MR. KATNISS" MIKE I ADORE YOU, YOUR MIND?? ICONIC

[@cjoena1410]

michaelangelo i swear to god, for the last 3 months the fast and furious upcoming movie has been all over my feed. once i thought i got rid of it, this is getting uploaded. f&f is haunting me and it's not giving girlboss, gatekeep and gaslight.

[@sparkydoodle96]

honestly!!! i wish the f&f fans were more gatekeepy so i wouldn't have to see it on my tl all the time T_T

[@cjoena1410]

@@sparkydoodle96 agreed!! i used to be such a big f&f fan till all the ads started attacking me left and right,,,,,, it just feels exhausting to watch the 9th one when it comes out here. it's funny to me how we went from illegal street races to international dangerous situations and threats that don't have a lot to do with its original plot ://

[@abdullahmohamed1417]

Mansplain Manifest Manipulate

[@gabrielleavileschase6032]

The ingrown eyelash is probably a stye bestie, apply a warm compress intermittently & resist touching it. Feel better luv

[@L-92761]

Not Microphone Micheal not getting invited to the space jam premiere/press event!!!! Bestie that's on THEM!

[@destinedtobefamous1]

Fun fact- Apparently, if you see someone using an apple product in a movie or tv show, they are a good guy. (Apparently apple has it in their contracts that the bad guys can’t use their products) so if you see a bad guy in a movie using an apple product they are going to turn out to be a good guy and it’s the same with the opposite, if a supposed good guy isn’t using apple products then they are most likely going to turn out to be a bad guy in the end.

[@auri2773]

damn we'd just be spoiling ourselves knowing that

[@soobuunny3569]

the why not reference ,the shouting out your top tier patreons and elevators simultaneously , the immaculate title set a tone for this whole vid i legit had to stop streamind woman by boA to watch this videooooo

[@lovexyuna5938]

Babez you weren’t already streaming Woman by BoA?👀🤔/j

[@jakephineas6994]

This podcast is just an extra long episode of Mike’s mic.

[@please_im_a_staaar]

It was always mind boggling to me that none of these powerful rich people in Gossip Girl did not call the police at any point in the show. Like isn't that what police is for in a capitalist society? Protecting interests of the rich? Like wake up, babes.

[@mattwalker786]

"iN a cApItAlLiSt sOcIeTy" y'all learned 3 buzzwords and just throw them in anywhere

[@khlownfr]

@@mattwalker786 ok but like how are they wrong? its true that justice system can and is often bought, including the police force 🤷‍♀️

[@ericreinhart9795]

@@khlownfr Protect everyone, you can live in a hood and the police still gonna arrive.

[@ps1hagrid786]

@@ericreinhart9795 They may arrive but you won't have a thorough investigation like the financially privileged, I'm afraid.

[@phoebe8579]

@@mattwalker786 gossip girl literally demonstrates how the police are corrupted in a capitalist society by the rich and wealthy multiple times. serena’s mum sends an innocent poor man to jail by saying he was a pedo, faking her daughter’s confession and paying of the police. chuck’s dad gets away with his multiple illegal dealings because the police are willing to look the other way. nate’s dad has the resources to flee the country after being caught for embezzlement. he ultimately does serve jail time but is released after like 3 seasons. like nothing she said was wrong and she wasn’t using ‘capitalist society’ as a buzzword - it’s literally the exact society gossip girl is set in lmao.

[@BobbyK19]

the intro being a LOONA reference bc why not is the song of the decade, yupp!

[@raniai205]

wbk!!!

[@dominique8655]

when they were fighting on top of the car, multiple times people busted through the overhead signs on the street. like, babe, you would fall off. f9 has removed newton’s laws from the chat

[@elly1624]

If ‘I Am The Strip Club’ isn’t a lip sync song for a future season of drag race i will RIOT !!!

[@raynajcarter]

“speaking of black widow and iggy azalea” FSJFSSGSUF PLEASE😭

[@RZTree]

lmao the straight boys I was friends with in college made me watch all the fast and furious movies so I could go see it in theaters with them and between watching the DVDs and the new one coming out, my car slid on black ice into a snow bank that flipped my car over and it rolled four times and ripped open my brand new soft top on my jeep which was good bc it landed on the drivers side door and my left hand was trapped under the roll cage bar so I had to wave out of the ripped roof and it took four people to lift it up enough for me to get my hand out and I was literally halfway between my two homes so I had to spend the night in the tiniest hospital/hospice care until I could get picked up even though all I had was small scratches and some bruises (wow I've never typed it up before wtf shoutout to seatbelts) and those boys still made me go see it with them and I had a full on flashback and started crying in the theater but I was fine by the end and they were so into the movie that they never knew

[@parisewellington3664]

From being not invited to Space Jam to being flown to L.A. to interview the cast of PLL: Original Sin. We love to see it bestie✨️

[@gwenythjpw]

the title already has me cryingggg

[@alinasmr8352]

just wanted to note that when i listen to your podcast episodes i always talk back to u.... like "so true bestie", "ohh making points" et cetera you get it. love how it feels like i'm literally hanging out with you :)

[@ada3977]

sir microphone HOW do you do your nails so perfectly? this keeps me up at night.

[@cowboylikestiles]

mister microfono micael really did that💅✨ also, the second ep from the gossip girl reboot was waaaaay better than the first episode. i really loved it. and Natasha's story was amazing, i don't understand why people (specifically mEn fAnS) are complaining about the movie. it's really my fav movie from the MCU💘

[@schadeichsage]

Can you pls do a deep dive into H2O Just Add Water

[@maya9084]

we all collectively agree the fast and furious family meme was an industry plant advertisment

[@invualyssa]

ur podcasts help calm me down and just listen to u ramble is my favorite thing

[@ada3977]

i hope your day is as iconic as mike's wall

[@adriannahowell2359]

miconic

[@user-mz2ne4yh2t]

I’m calling him “Dom Dorado” from now on

[@AnimeLover-rg3go]

O

[@annaliselaw]

bestie u seem a little fast and a little furious 🤨🤨

[@sallypark9139]

I'm still so upset it wasn't clint and also my theatere collectively groaned when we saw his picture at the end lmao

[@HushIAmTalking]

If I had to give a review of f9 I would just show the clip of Mike at 24:49 instead because it truly encapsulates all of my feelings on this movie

[@haleyb8185]

i saw a comment on another of ur episodes that this is like being on the phone with a talkative friend and yes it absolutely is. honestly i love listening to this podcast while i clean my house bc it makes me feel like i have a friend over and it's rlly nice

[@alessiagallina9557]

bestie bestie bestie! i just need to drop this comment for this seed to be planted in your masters degree holding mind: podcast collab w kurtis conner

[@miss_ayla]

You deserve all the success, Mike's mic of Mike's mic.

[@esme2456]

Miss ma'm provided the entertainment I needed to finish cleaning my room and I am grateful for it 😔✨🥺

[@nochucomethru4714]

Bestie I just gotta say I'm so grateful for having found your channel, you literally made my life better and you deserve all the love you're getting 💜🌸💕

[@kfrnkm]

omg would love to hear a genshin segment or video!! been really enjoying your genshin streams king

[@Iuzaris]

Idk why but I just love hearing you rumble about ANYTHING. You can literally make garbage so fascinating. Love that about ya!

[@milam_is_ok]

I just listened to the f&f segment and I don't remember anything, feels like a fever dream

[@fermi-dirac]

pls make longer episodes i love this shit

[@emilysmith9916]

black widow baby *sings wiggle by jason derulo*

[@parisewellington3664]

Mike: "Why do I have blistered lips you may be wondering? From popcorn." Me slowing looking down into the bag of popcorn I'm eating: 😮

[@piscespearlmoon]

a movie doesn't have to be "good" to be entertaining!!!!!!

[@monnn_]

bestie ur skin be lookin flawless!!

[@Jazzycake120]

My husband is loving that you made me want to watch the fast and furious movies. 😅

[@neverendingspiral]

Why do I feel like you’d like The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard just because you said that 😭😭

[@Channotek72]

Okay but the fast and furious titles? That’s camp if I’ve ever seen it

[@JeansJacket17]

as someone who has never seen a f&f movie i was thoroughly entertained during this !!

[@eveknowles5964]

' sorry for yelling ' he says after literally speaking

[@Cybarxz]

2:16. I feel you. that's me everyday, with my claws and my pink beard.

[@benazira2443]

I laughed my ass off 😂😆😘 thank u

[@anmolgandhi9835]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that Mike's said Dom Toretto wrong the entire time??

[@sparkydoodle96]

pls do an episode on bourne trilogy and its cursed child with jeremy renner. (why is he everywhere again!?!?!?)

[@raniai205]

WOWOWOOWO LETS PUMP IT UP

[@dominique8655]

the key was her dna, which is a stretch but could make sense if they bothered to idk take a dna sample instead of having her touch the sphere. even as a stem major i could get part that. but when they “drove” in space? the physics stan in me jumped out

[@piscespearlmoon]

justice for action movies thank you king

[@jamellnelson4460]

Love the new gossip girl 💗 xoxo

[@jessli6076]

The most outraged aspect of this Sydney lockdown is I can't enjoy F&F9 in the cinemas and I am LIVID

[@gina3315]

instant click when bestie uploads

[@orthenight]

I’m so grateful they had Ramsey start being a girl boss hacker again in this film after 8 where after she joins the team Ludacris was still the main hacker of the group. 🙄

[@nateburrell8079]

bestie this better be spoiler free…

[@soobuunny3569]

ummmmmm well...

[@stone5048]

Got in a fight w my family leaving the movie Bc I thought Charlize’s bob was fierce and they hated it. Between the bob and the car in space + everything else this movie was so camp

[@bellatam_]

28:00 bestie it's URBAN sprawl I was screaming at my phone

[@maya9084]

when you said cardi b i fucking morphed into the car and flew into orbit

[@aditibiswas3121]

not me skipping the segment on black widow because i hadnt watched the movie yet only to come back after watching it

[@Ripleychan]

I would have never called it but it makes so much sense that cardi B is in fast&furious 🤯

[@reginasaulina7779]

as a fellow bestie from perth, yes. Everything is so far away from anything. Transperth Crusty but we don’t want to drag her🥲

[@lalaaaaaa08]

she might be messy and always late but in the end, she'll get the job done 😪

[@cabbagecart-u3x]

Mike: i saw fast and furious for the camp. Also mike: i had to pee for 2 hours for this

[@R34G4N]

i need you to review every movie pls

[@milam_is_ok]

Can't wait for the Genshin episode, you're big brain so give us all the tips

[@tehe626]

mr. mikey's microphone kinda reminds me of dr. doofenshmirtz

[@jadis3619]

slayed

[@emmahanly8053]

i used to love doing my nails and once a lady at Sportsgirl said i should be a nail artist so yeah 😌💅

[@marissawilliams656]

Bestie black widow is like a super soldier. She got the same serum as captain america but improved.

[@Gympiee]

I haven't seen this new movie yet, but from your description I think it's time we all admit it's time for a Transformers/FF crossover. Sphere that helps you control machinery you say? One step away we are

[@acemichi]

pls do a genshin segment 😩🙏

[@mmmk6793]

Yay genshin episode!!! I would also watch if you streamed it bestie

[@harveydaniel8903]

i don't think mr mike knows what a cockney accent is lol - but we still love him xx

[@pamelalansbury94]

I’ve never heard of “Choc Top”, we have those here in the US but they’re called Deumsticks and they’re not a movie item. I’m jealous.

[@minkapippi6530]

hey besties

[@MacarenaMinniti]

Question in case anyone knows, what gives Mike more money, listening the podcast here and watching the adds or listening on apple podcast? Cause Since I cant pay the patreon (thank you Argentina economy) I would at least love to do what gives him more money

[@soleneptune9498]

You are so funny bestie 😂😂😂😂😂😂🇹🇹

[@fifoxXxXxX]

this was so much fun , ill be waiting for more dumb action movies reviews

[@joshfabregas7162]

actually when u rly are falling ur bodies experience zero gravity hehe

[@joshfabregas7162]

altho i guess there was air so there was resistance idk

[@dbh259]

Whatever is on your shirt looks cool

[@leafletanon]

hi Michael Microchip

[@mvd7773]

Miguel Micrófono

[@PocketHobbit]

Mike I love you and it's pronounced TUH-re-toe

[@Gympiee]

You probably didn't see Hobbs vs Shaw that's why youre confused about Helen, Mike.

[@DessaLotus16]

"I'm trying to think of an injury she took in any movie ever." Bestie she died.

[@Fatimaurl]

is july action movies month? like may was dystopian sci fi?

[@denji5426]

early besties 🥺🥺

[@nochucomethru4714]

an upside down bowl haircut?..... what 👁👄👁

[@leafletanon]

hello early besties

[@Paovgs]

Mike have you seen luxe listing Sidney on Amazon prime

[@em731]

GIRL the mix up at the beginning where you follow up the Black Widow by Iggy Azalea chorus with the du du du duu, duu, duuu..... I have done the same thing and have done that same thing for YEARS and i have no idea what song that follow up du du du du is from. What is it and why do i Black Widow memorized incorrectly this way

[@elly1624]

fast 🏎💨💨 furious 💥🤬💣 family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👨‍👧‍👦

[@katjosephperez8772]

If we’re going to mention Tia and Tamara, The Twins, can we talk about Twitches and the better sequel?

[@xoxogossipgoat21]

Dom tarago, dom dorito, dom trivago

[@davidb5205]

When you said your lips were blistered from popcorn, I thought you said POP CON and I was like "ooooh bestie found love in a hopeless place at POP-CON" 😭

[@carysgwenllian]

does anyone know how i can watch the gossip girl reboot in the uk? i literally don’t know where to find it😭

[@ashleys2353]

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