Ep 433 - PUMP (feat. Francis Ellis)

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

Go See Shane Live @ www.shanemgillis.com/live Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates/ Go see Big Frank @ www.francisellis.com/shows

[@benDOVER_1988]

O Mighty shaman. see you in austin you silly goose you.

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

Matt the dude never said opiates make things more interesting. He said they gave him energy the opposite effect they typically have. He got railroaded by the attorney general. I watched the whole trial he didn’t do ittttttttt!!!!!!

[@ntdosmelonjuice]

The production is on point, i love the computer sounds.

[@lucasgordon7232]

Just bought tickets for your Charleston coliseum show in may can’t wait

[@JackGannPlaysBass]

​@@benDOVER_1988a😊😊a😂1bb😊e2a2a2q2a😊😜😊😔e😊😂a1a😊a1s😊1a😊1ae1😊1s3😊Q1a😊11e😊S😊11s😊a😊1aae1¹ae11aee111aa1aa😊😜🕜🕜🕦😊😊

[@falsegarden]

Francis is like a CIA handler who comes to check on Matt every once in a while

[@kelseychristianson128]

Yes

[@T_D_B_]

Just like that

[@crazybasham911]

Gotta keep tabs on the dawg

[@CornyBum]

Getting ideas for MK Ultra 2.0, dreaming of a worldwide network of sleeper cells harnessing the power of Fortuna within 12 hours on command

[@michaelbonnett4347]

Matt is one of the successes of MK ULTRA

[@Jsmitt716]

"can you molest in self-defense" may be the hardest I've ever laughed at Matt. My God. And then when Francis talks about applying at the CIA and never getting an interview and Matt says "that happened to me too... At Walmart."

[@EverythingisFire]

🤣

[@rakim126]

The Walmart line was a laser zing

[@nickphaux]

I started watching for shane but Matt is just as funny and talkative

[@BPH55]

“Did you have any gadgets on you when you applied?” 😂

[@ZMartinW]

I sensed a calmness ripple through the fabric of reality. Blessed be our dawgs. God be praised.

[@Inevitabledreamss]

Lmao - best comment!

[@tbirds26hockey]

At precisely 132 htz the same ripple that appears on sand or water

[@Arthur-ek7nd]

436 htz to the lord

[@crackthefoundation_]

PTL AND ONLY USE THE DARK ARTS FOR GOOD

[@MrFreshO2]

Siuuuuuuuuu

[@DRATER469]

I love how Matt talks about how he has a "dangerous air" when he kept getting mugged as a drug dealer for being too nice and trusting.

[@sandworm9528]

🤣

[@BlastinRope]

Dudes a psychic warrior

[@SARMS_KAT]

That's pretty dangerous 🤣

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

It's hilarious 😂

[@cloudfuel9166]

It’s because of those encounters his aura has developed.

[@mvttyice]

The prophets have returned with another sermon. Blessed be the Dawgz.

[@funnydonor9484]

Ugh cringe

[@JohnDoe69986]

Blessed be thine Dawgs

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

🙏AMEN🙏ON🙏HIGH🙏

[@JohnDoe69986]

​@@funnydonor9484 I don't think this pods for you dude

[@kirkthewilliams]

@@JohnDoe69986 hath spoken. Hosannah on highest, the dawgz blessed be.

[@mattmax8599]

"Yeah I gotta pump too" is absolutely insane and hilarious.

[@ThisNachoFriend]

"Were you in a fender bender? I'm gonna shoot my son in the head" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life.

[@thomasmitchell4128]

Time stamp

[@ThisNachoFriend]

​@Thomas Mitchell I'm listening to the whole pod again just for you. Some might call me a hero, and they'd be right.

[@scottdean3288]

35:50

[@rubikquitous8482]

i love how everytime i read these comments, i hear it like a few seconds after.

[@duvaldude4152]

@@scottdean3288 thank you for doing the lords work

[@Cross_Trekking_Piper]

Watching this on my phone, fresh out of the shower after a 12 hour shift, eating Doritos out of a coffee filter. Life is good

[@Borgman11]

King

[@CornyBum]

Doritos out of a coffee filter?! Visionary. Propose this for _Look at Dish_ so Stuff Island's Tommy Pope can gourmet it up with wop magic

[@user--710]

eating m&m's out of a coffee filter right now. contemplating life

[@anthonywandowicz8084]

No one should give a shit but no one should be exposing others to such insignificant nonsense. We are all doomed

[@Jsmitt716]

You're a single guy are ya?

[@mcguycurtdome2569]

No way, I was unprepared to commune with the dawgs lemme put my big boy pants on

[@setco6536]

Don't forget your Jeff cap

[@Wiggles_vs._snuggles]

Real dawgs wear robes and track suits, not merely pants

[@LastresortAbc123]

Matt's pumping story had me howling

[@Keegan12161]

Most sane thing Matt has ever done 😂

[@jessefischer7899]

Have Never laughed louder alone in my apartment in my life

[@YunggGee44]

That shit was fucking hilarious ... one pump and your gay forever lol

[@snesleywipessqueegeeservices]

He needs a malkin' machine himself. Get you glug on homey! 🍼

[@evanabbott2737]

“I’m gonna pump, too”🤣

[@emanfoo07]

I love every episode with the porch dwellin', pink, soulless, ginger.

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Known enemy of all Lobster men worldwide.

[@puddintaine4556]

Love how Shane refuses to call him Francis, and just calls him "Frank".

[@Jacob-zv7xw]

21:18

[@ericpettyfishing]

So cool that Frank shared the occult Harvard song with us. Lmao

[@chadgrov]

The Occult sounds PRETTYYY fuckin dorky

[@Eli_B3000]

That sounded like a frat song...

[@chadgrov]

@@Eli_B3000 fuck it was supposed to sound like Larry David

[@scottdodge6979]

​@@chadgrov honestly most of the upper crust are exactly that.

[@leocarreo]

Matt’s story at 49:00 min had me gasping for air, cry laughing!!! That is one of the craziest choices of all time, the look on Francis face was perfect, just pure shell shock 😂💀

[@OldWorldMicmac]

Fortuna, Sir Fancis Ellis has blessed us today.

[@bossHogOG]

Yes, praise be to the patron saint of wet blankets.

[@mostlyincompetent]

48:56 This is an all time great McCusker moment

[@dillinghamerboy25]

“Yea I Gotta Pump Too”. Shane’s face change after

[@nicksonnier5895]

Absolute Shaman Power Move. What’s a goon to a goblin baby dawgz up

[@alyandjake9090]

Honorable mention 6:08

[@hidingseeker7425]

@@nicksonnier5895😭😭😭

[@Bodycountunknown]

Francis is always an awesome guest

[@charismatic9467]

Meh he's mid

[@stevemygoodman7809]

He’s so funny

[@nimbus5526]

@@charismatic9467 what are you 12? If you’re a grown man using “mid” you need to reevaluate your entire existence. Ironically you are the complete opposite of charismatic lol

[@AFCoulthard]

He's a great counter to the other dawgz.

[@Bodycountunknown]

@@charismatic9467 I enjoy the episodes he's in

[@crackthefoundation_]

"You should be hideous" is one of the funniest things to say to another dude whilst talking about how good looking he is lmao

[@MtnGeraldo]

The short bus bully and the prescription pill shaman has graced us once again.

[@WillowsLofi]

Nah. It's just mimsy and Nathan.

[@yungchilibowl9494]

Shane annoying his dad with loving gestures is funny asf

[@CJfromMEXICO]

22:49 Shane’s timing is so perfect 🤣🤣

[@adamjbruton]

This is by far one of the best episodes I’ve ever seen. I was in tears for most of it

[@tibbsmcfish3056]

Also 49:00 that "wait, what?" Shane does every time Matt admits to doing something wild. Last week, it was when Matt told everyone he says "good morning boys" to his cells.

[@taylorfield9476]

u have the time stamp from last episode? 🤣

[@tibbsmcfish3056]

@Taylor Field I'll find it later I think it's on the Patreon

[@Gilky342]

I'm glad so many others saw that

[@yawnwithgusto4559]

"someone burnt my sex slave" "how how were women not getting pregnant? That's the injured list." Not even 15 minutes in and it's a good one.

[@Just4laughs2025]

Next time Theo's in town invite him to the couch would be awesome

[@David88Schmavid]

Theo and Matt would be great

[@aeoteroa818]

Fuck yes dude

[@trapchurches555]

Yeah what color

[@EVAASIVEOne]

@@trapchurches555 lmfaooo

[@melly_3414]

Gotta see this

[@illuminati5160]

My favorite part was Shane telling Francis "there's gonna be such a great video of you yelling help... call the police."

[@cheeseNtoasted]

"I gotta pump too!" T-shirt. Make this happen please.

[@andrewkupres4314]

51:57. Literally just snorted an honest kids juice box juice into my nose from laughing so GD hard while sipping this fine beverage. LOL "That was INSANE" 😂

[@pita3188]

Matt at 1:10:15 “This is the Harvard entrance exam” lmao

[@brunoarres1187]

the way matt and shane both cross their legs at the same time and stare at francis is intimidating

[@MelissaAnn420]

Remember when Matt and Shane went on LOS and we’re praying to St Rogies to help them. And look at them now. 🥺

[@Griffeyjrgolden]

We need to return to our roots here. Our top dawgz need to get raw again

[@tainteddman]

I was so happy seeing Shane in his polo tee an stash pop up there 😂

[@johndenver7035]

​@Dr. Fark Melton the slogan is come for shane, stay for Matt.

[@johndenver7035]

Thanks for all ur old clips and help on the come up

[@rustincole_w1339]

Yeah, look at them, Shane is in a Jog DMC outfit and Matt looks like he flies kites in city parks

[@TeddyBremmer]

22:50 Shane singing "Get Low" intro is all i need. brumbumbum budada 😂

[@A6Legit]

Shane knows all the jams for real. Fuckin brought up fat pat on the JRE??? Respect went up 1000%

[@SARMS_KAT]

The things Matt says that he's 100% serious about, is the funniest thing ever

[@lordfordification]

Blessed be the Shaman and the Bull. Currently day 2 in the hospital and I needed something, anything to give me hope.

[@lordfordification]

@Dehydrated Oddish I believe it's nerve damage in my lower back. I can't walk on my own and the CT scan, x ray, and MRI haven't shown any results they say. They're definitely getting their money though, taking a loan or tomorrow just for the $2000 copay.

[@samcarroll4767]

Head up big dawg you can handle whatever

[@putthebunnybackinthebox]

Hope things get better soon. Hang in there dawg.

[@bigdawgs94]

@@lordfordification damn dawg, good luck

[@daneperry2762]

Good luck to you dawg hope everything works out!

[@Pedroepacas]

49:02 I've watched Shane's reaction to the "i gotta pump too" like 1000x now.. I'm glad I found this

[@Dævïd9-11]

Number one on paytch and they still put out more frequently than anyone

[@tainteddman]

They are like 7th

[@tainteddman]

But still dope AF

[@magicpowers]

​@@tainteddman number 1 on patreon

[@MadDawg420]

Are you garbage puts out the most content of any patreon I've seen

[@ShowMeYourTates]

Number 1 for the past year, glad the boys are eatin

[@DeanGullberry420]

“We all wanna do that. Don’t cut to the front of the line.” Is the funniest/worst thing I’ve heard in a while. Hahaha

[@alwaysinverted1224]

How good is our God to bless our work day like this?

[@Chris-ro7mn]

Our god is an awesome god.

[@timforbes6523]

50:27 Matt kicking his legs laughing like a kid 😂😂

[@johnnydelrome]

Been binging on these boys for a month.

[@kirkthewilliams]

Welcome. This is the way of the dawgz

[@JaxJangles]

We love you, and God Speed.

[@T_D_B_]

Old Test is best

[@Toddis]

There was magic in the air during this recording One of my favorite ones yet, I had a few really good full body laughs 😂

[@gcaj85]

My favorite part is how Shane reacts to Frank's mention of "affirmative action" as if it's not a thing.

[@vandalistica]

This is how to start the day! Bless up dawgz!

[@sethfinnen5607]

Blessings be upon the dawgz, we have been gifted with another holy sermon from on high. Praise them!

[@sasquatch442200]

Thank the dawgz for these mid week blessings brothers

[@LilLou97]

47:42 dude Shane’s joke about him being a turkey was way to funny! Holy shit 😂

[@markduffy6776]

This episode is exactly how the CIA talked Manson into going to the next level.

[@lonerphone9117]

One of the funniest eps yet. Frank is the man. All praise to the most high.

[@mactallica9293]

Francis convincing himself those ginger murdaugh boys weren't extremely ugly is top level coping

[@LiamFitz-b2v]

Francis looks like if will Smith found the cure for the main zombie in i am legend

[@TheOffD]

Shane: "Were you in a fender bender? I'm going to sh**t my son in the head" I had to pause to walk away and laugh, gawd.

[@ClouN9ne]

“yeeeee I gotta pump too “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂 48:57

[@ricksanchez5696]

*Literally grew up with a red headed friend named Kyle acted just like kyle from south park I remember when south park aired the no soul ginger episode the whole time he was like it's not funny straight faced and angry lmaoo made the episode so much better*

[@nickg1743]

Was he a real jew or one of those false ones?

[@ricksanchez5696]

​@@nickg1743 🤣 fake jew with real jew attitude

[@nickg1743]

@@ricksanchez5696 😆

[@hhhkyyy]

While I’m not Jewtastic I am a ginger and reacted the same way the first time I saw it in middle school. A week later I smoked for the first time, rewatched it and was crying laughing 😂

[@murdermulletgaming6033]

Kyle wingate? lol

[@seamusthedawg2456]

the shaman definitely had a full bar of dark chocolate before this episode holy shit

[@westxranchin]

Francis always looks like he’s northeast old money cozy. In my minds he’s always on a leather French club chair in a dark hardwood paneled room in front of a fireplace.

[@bradbrubaker8247]

Proud of you boys. I remember first listening when you were getting 2,000-5000 views and now to see how far the cast has come and how far you two have come is so cool. Keep ‘em comin!

[@stefanharris659]

Weird flex

[@ntdosmelonjuice]

The production is on point, i love the computer sounds.

[@Robertoduran1106]

Was trying to save this for my 10 hr drive Friday but had to listen for the dawgs

[@thewind6047]

Sick

[@sierrapepin]

I needed this one, my high from seeing Shane perform live on Saturday night was just wearing off… what a wonderful day.

[@briani50]

I get to see him tomorrow. So damn excited

[@NoahClark13]

Seeing him Saturday🙏🏻

[@Cam-wr5nb]

“Do you think in reality you’re just getting rid of all the bad vibes?” Matt providing a robust defence for genocide 😂

[@stevecollins9993]

Praise be to the dawgz for remembering us small folks.

[@natedavis4588]

Shout out to whoever does the chapter titles, maybe the best in the game.

[@Spectatorman]

Matt’s dad shoe/socks, dad Jean leg cross with the ball cap combo is an umatchable alpha move

[@YouKnowMySteez]

With the white tube socks 💰💰

[@mikesayer]

Don’t forget to mention the turtleneck he’s wearing under the hoodie 💧

[@T_D_B_]

Daddy drip

[@Tony-Jabroni]

Dude looks like my grandpa

[@HarpertheSage]

Truly Sigma. It's innate.

[@MrJderoche]

Shrek and the Shaman coming in hot! Wooo🙌🏻

[@SmilesPerGallon-]

Went to Shanes show in Des Moines on Saturday. Spent 30 minutes in the beer line with the Dawgs. Cry laughed the majority of the show. Classic Shane M. Gillis type material was on display.

[@doripai]

Ayooooooo it’s Shane and George Blane from George Blane window Panes!

[@sammcdermott9210]

i love a Francis pod

[@thebigcheeseful]

"You look like you bought all of that today, because you're on the run" How dare Francis come at the tracksuit like that

[@johnnywomp2809]

we need to get papa gillis on the pod

[@GoadedGoblin]

Definitely a hall of fame episode that I keep coming back to

[@HEmmerich89]

Easily one of the best eps of MSSP, like my 4th time listening. #RestInParadiseStonerDadz

[@poon_don]

#We(GottaPump)Too

[@adi96adi]

12:39 using the men in black flash thing to erase a bad interview is such an amazing concept 🤣🤣

[@muffintopnomo8790]

Shane describing homeless people, was an exact description of Ari. Lmao

[@Lito121]

Damn! Matt was on fire in this one!

[@mrgnx3]

This episode of the pod is my Shawshank Redemption. The algorithm has added it to my playlist countless times and every time I let it play

[@rudyj8948]

Brother and sister dawgz, Let us give praise that they have returned 🙏🙌

[@MrMartena56]

@35:55 that is such a fucking insanely funny joke to come up with on the spot

[@stevemygoodman7809]

Matt has acquired his Level 1 G Pass from the streets. Respect ✊

[@JusCJay]

Francis: I applied to the CIA Matt: Did you have any gadgets on you when you applied at least?😂🤣🤣🤣 @24:24

[@ThePxj]

Francis eps are always top tier

[@nastyneth]

I was in deep meditation. Contemplating the 7 principles of the cosmos....and I decided to transmute my will into matter.... And thus A blessing for you all....the Boys

[@l.-._.-._.-._.-._.-.l]

The shaman using the scottie defense on pumping is on a different level.

[@Lift4Luke]

47:21 favorite moment ever on MSSP😅 and that "pump" story was the cherry on top🤣

[@imemberberry]

Frank is underrated. Great story teller. Loved his set on Stand Up on the Spot.

[@KalimAnders]

Goddamnit we've been blessed with the King's melodious chuckle in the opening moments. Blessed is the pod.

[@dirtymike1274]

The pump, the dad talk, and Shane's turkey body had me dying

[@lukeut8680]

Praise be to Fortuna 🙏

[@mikemurray2145]

"an 8 pump rope" has to be made into a clip

[@surflasal]

It is wonderful to see St. Francis Ellis grace us with his various sermons on this blessed day.

[@joshiejames]

These 3 together are some of the funniest conversations I've ever heard. When Shane came in with the college theme song...

[@AlteredState503]

My Dawgz, we are gathered together here today to hangout. That is all.

[@Cash4gold84]

58:00 “where did you guys go?” 58:33 “you use to invite me on those trips”. Love for Frank, but he definitely wanted to ask where his invite was

[@A6Legit]

he still hurtin about that

[@TMHF]

I know this was just posted, but I couldn't help notice that if you skip randomly around the video, Francis Ellis is in a different position every time

[@ThedeadlyOG]

Bucket hats and adidas track suits , the sweet lord is good boys

[@turk-money]

Showers of euphoria drizzle over me. Blessed be our dawgs.

[@T_D_B_]

Pause

[@turk-money]

@@T_D_B_ I can only speak the truth my brother.

[@EVAASIVEOne]

God bless our noble soldiers fighting on the frontlines of podcasting couches

[@Eli_B3000]

And I'd gladly stand upppp

[@michaelbonnett4347]

Laughed so hard this episode! Love when Francis is on

[@Zoso37123]

Francis would have THRIVED in the SS.

[@samcarroll4767]

Shane looks like an obviously out of work break dancer.