Ep 453 - Tough Guy Heaven

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates And go see Shawn Gardini live in NY and the Stand if you want to. It's next week on weds August 2 @ thestandnyc.com/shows/show/6890/20230802-700-pm-drip

[@MaxBeta]

USS LIBERTY

[@RebornGalatioto]

@@swphittman215bro take your meds

[@SickTroll]

That intro Sean . ❤️

[@user-vf6km4sf2r]

Why does Shane still talk to Brian Six?

[@JohnDoe-hr6zd]

The globalist have gotten the dawgs 😤😤

[@JC-vp3xd]

“When I first got off the porn, I got into time traveling” is one of the many reasons I keep running back for more

[@Gigemhorns2011]

Maybe top 10 conversations ever on the pod. Shane was like I’m too fucking hungover for this shit lmao

[@Demion83]

@@Gigemhorns2011 I only came into the comments to celebrate McCusker and his Egyptian servant girl fantasies.

[@jaimejaime2930]

The shamans powers only grow

[@xwhite2020]

McCusker is the real A side here. Every episode he spits some seriously hillarious trash.

[@i_amChrisJxmes]

His post but clarity part was perfect.

[@06jtm]

This is the first time listening to this podcast. 12 minutes and I’m like WTF IS GOING ON. I’ve found my tribe dude

[@MattD86]

Welcome big dawg

[@oatymilkshake]

Welcome to the future biggest podcast in the world

[@A.Loppstirr]

Big dawggggggzzz in the houseeeee

[@Jsmitt716]

is it really the biggest paytch out?@@oatymilkshake

[@PushupsNMushrooms]

ONE OF US ONE OF US

[@ethangilman7061]

That drought was rough dawgs. What a blessing to join together today🙏🏼🙏🏽🙏🏻🙏🏾🙏🙏🏿

[@tyson9583]

Amen brotha

[@reabsorb]

i was struggling but now i am prospering

[@daveysquier]

exposed my dependence 😅

[@vinnycobb3713]

what a relief, i thought they were gone

[@forestfam2439]

Amen but let's keep it yellow brother 🙏🙏🙏

[@pjoyce638]

Shane sitting there tryna get painted like a french girl while he twiddles his jumbo sausage toes is a grim visual

[@onepunchflan3071]

😂😂😂

[@whitneysmith5446]

I don’t even know what this is in reference to and it’s still the best comment ever

[@that1guy375]

You know it's a good episode when Shane says I'm not ready for this, when Matt starts talking lol.

[@tsedubgyatso]

So true

[@laurielynne2006]

My favorite reaction! They are so similar yet so different. It’s great!

[@keifw8199]

Nice band choice

[@stephenmeadows2728]

Matt's swag is the pinnacle of fatherhood.

[@farmerfunkk8240]

That’s one hell of a compliment.

[@tapetrader2590]

Let’s go .

[@jakebaker4066]

I respect the fuck out of Matt. He’s the ideal person I want to be. Moderately young dad

[@blowfishfootman]

@@jakebaker406630s isnt young at all for having kids, his are just still babies lol

[@collinc101]

Qs@2‐ Źz ZZZ--☆'''n v I​@@jakebaker4066

[@bodysnatcher7078]

Shane got them child bearing ankles like a midwest mom with 5 kids

[@JeatBunkie]

Good lawd he has preggo kankles

[@stephenmeadows2728]

Or that one 13 year old built like a grown man 😂😂😂

[@astralblue]

Gyaaaa 😂😂😂

[@reabsorb]

bros foot is the size of that chest

[@jeremyweems4916]

Strong and independent ankles.

[@jordanchristian3772]

Brother Matt was truly in the zone this ep

[@zacratliff9343]

I was stumbling in the dark for what felt like eternity. Then a bright light shone down on me. It whispered, "Dawg....."

[@jonnylectitio279]

bless up

[@ReallyBigBrother]

Blesseth thou

[@yoopergamer1871]

Made me lol dawg

[@zackflora6165]

Wiki Wiki wild

[@NotAfraid280]

I once was lost but now am found 🙏

[@DiggerNick100]

"You KNOW how I love breathing through my nose." Matt is a whirlwind.

[@khryspaul]

I've been patiently waiting for this day to come. Blessed be us all, the Dawgs have finally been fed

[@Kainraa]

If there's one thing that hasn't changed from the Old Testament, it's Shane being hungover and just coasting through the cast lol

[@westingband]

Matty carrying this with a smashed face

[@Zoso37123]

God help Lamorp be strong during these trying times. 😢

[@change5755]

Waterboy zoso, this is the crossover I was waiting for.

[@micahland8917]

Amen

[@sambarber4621]

Matt makes me crease with laughter every single episode he is consistently funny no matter who is in front of him

[@michaelc8192]

Shane flexing on us with the patreon cash by not blurring his feet. People would pay top dollar to see those sled puppies

[@paulfroelich1024]

Damn that's funny

[@MoroccosModernLifePSN]

Snow Dawgs 😂😂

[@Immafunkyouup]

Uffffff

[@jaytroll188]

those puppies look MASSIVE lmao

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Jesus H Roosevelt Christ...thats disgusting. The fact that people (well...women) blur their feet if they happen to be in frame is insane to me. They wear sandals/open toe shoes in public right? So why blur them for a video? It just makes the whole thing more wierd and creepy feeling than if they just left it alone.

[@9_billion_volts]

This is the purest old testament vibration one has felt since stumbling upon the dawgs in primary school. Shane hungover, the Sharman being unhinged in the best way posible, Lameezy slowly working his way to geting fired. Long live the dawgs 🙏🏽

[@austinkavrar9259]

Wtf you’ve been listening since you were like 10?

[@SyntaxErr19287]

Primary school ? I would’ve killed to have this pod when I was in high school

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

@@SyntaxErr19287you have no idea. it’s all downhill from here

[@SyntaxErr19287]

@@iCookCrystalMeth Godspeed to you, as you carry on the lineage

[@SyntaxErr19287]

@@iCookCrystalMeth nice Alex gray pic btw

[@austinhorton6350]

Lemaire was definitely taking 5am bong rips last week and it showed. When Shane dropped the hammer he pissed himself purely out of submission.

[@thetaylorholt]

Black Cartman really dropped the balls

[@MisterRawgers]

Did it happen during this episode?

[@timothytaylor3181]

​@@MisterRawgerslast week, which is why we have no episode from last week. They posted 45min of the audio from it tho.

[@superhuman51]

@@timothytaylor3181where is the audio 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@robin1541]

@@superhuman51Patreon

[@TheGlernie]

Matt is truly the only Dawg that I’m willing to patiently wait for. The functionality he displays is worth any drought.

[@vince68535]

Lunch break and a fresh pod, hope all my dawgs have a blessed day

[@TRVPCHEF]

Oooo that definitely hits, enjoy lunch big dawg

[@user-iv1in2bd2w]

Likewise brother dawg

[@jdr2210]

Sorry about your uncle Shane, we know you’re probably fine but still condolences bub❤️💪

[@GameVids247]

This pod is the one bright spot in an otherwise dismal existence

[@PsychologyOfTheFight]

Find a purpose homie

[@rangeEater]

There’s people out there who want to be your friend. Please go seek out those people for your own sake brotha

[@GameVids247]

@@rangeEater I'm in my 20s work at an engineering company I do really well financially. But I'm a drug addict addicted to blow and pills. Blow for 8 years now lmao. I got a lot of friends but all my so called friends just wanna be around for drugs or partying or cuz I got bread they don't really give a fuck about me. And the girl I'm fucking she doesn't love me she just calls me for sex and partying, which is dope but also sad man I want real love. Job is incredibly high stress and I'm just fuckin exhausted brother. Lonely and tired even though people think I got it all I got nothing. Just trying to figure it out and find happiness. Hopefully soon. Much love thanks for the comment

[@GameVids247]

@@PsychologyOfTheFight trying my man thank you

[@bensheard3969]

​@@GameVids247I hate to be that guy but it seems like pretty much all of your problems are self caused. Once you accept you have control that's when you can learn to change

[@seanbourget]

Ive been lost the last few weeks, something wasn't right. Couldn't put my finger on it, alas it was the cast that left that dark hole in my soul. Praise the Dawgs for this heavenly cast.

[@rgparker91]

Lemaire body surfing his way to a new job

[@SmartieAlek]

bro it cannot be hard to make sure a camera is recording 😭💀

[@avengemybreath3084]

I thought they learned the lesson of a BACKUP long ago …

[@ryanbowen9718]

I legit think lamorp is cgi no way he is a real person

[@jonny2wavy942]

Legend status 👑

[@Looneyboy]

Honestly, legendary to get fucking fired from Matt and Shane twice (if it happened)

[@oliviasmietana2789]

Nothing like stopping at a stop light, windows down and having the words “Columbine is my fault” echo into the cars next to me

[@michaelwheeler6264]

These pods can be DANGEROUS to listen to with windows down. 😂

[@charlieferrari]

Matt’s so unintentionally funny it’s actually amazing to see just how insane he is because he says what we all wanna say or thought at least once in our life 😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidcolley4756]

He pretty much sucks all the time

[@charlieferrari]

@@davidcolley4756 you watch your mouth! 😂

[@cranberrycanvas]

@@charlieferrariI appreciate your attitude bro

[@scotts2664]

This is totally a Matt episode and I’m here for it✊🏻

[@MattD86]

Agreed

[@EloyGabriel_]

Been going thru it y'all can't lie, but this cast finna lift me up Praise be the Dawgs.

[@Nostramux]

Insya Allah bro you'll get through it and be less gay on the other side

[@EloyGabriel_]

@@Nostramux truly dawgie. With the heart of straightness we shall overcome

[@cloudbloom]

Hold fast brother🙏

[@shizbang]

Praised

[@EloyGabriel_]

@@cloudbloom my fellow struggler! Well get thru it

[@himynameiscorey]

I swear bro this pod drops the day of the week you need it the most

[@MisterRawgers]

I’m right there with Shane hungover af, praise be to the cast getting me through this difficult passage

[@shizbang]

Praised

[@nuvourldorda6084]

The wheel of fortuna spins upon you brother dawg.

[@DBRX5]

it's the middle of the week bro what's the matter with you

[@DJ-su9pf]

The 3 completely different responses above me are why I love this pod. Praise the dawgs

[@nicholasgleason703]

Same here dawg got drunk af at the Nats game then worked on a roof all day

[@ChefBurns1]

Oh man I can feel Shane’s hangover. I still might be from Vegas this weekend. Brutal!

[@cdasteez]

The story about the robot voice through the baby monitor warmed my heart Matt's the 🐐

[@HighItsBubba]

That job putting together ikea furniture sounds pretty chill actually.

[@micahland8917]

Even in my darkest moment (last week when I realized no hot NT gospel cast), I believed. I knew Lord Gill & our heavenly Shaman would provide us our daily needs to survive this famine. We were patient, and alas the day of harvest is upon us dawgs

[@susugam3004]

sir, this is a youtube

[@wesdips297]

I love this podcast the fact they know us workers are listening to get through the day is awesome I work 12 hrs at a production plant and I just listen all night! Thanks guys

[@adamafriedland]

Blessed be the dawgs forever. I can't watch right now but I had to stop by and give thanks for this cast.

[@MeatBird]

They still cast you to dawg heaven don't worry

[@kingumm41]

just discovered these goons. Hell yeah. Im now one of the dawgs

[@MattD86]

Yeah you are 👊

[@kingumm41]

@@MattD86 He came off as an asshat for the first half of the ep. I enjoyed it, but definitely didn't vibe well with these bros.

[@William2Firearms]

Where my dawgz @

[@williammasters1620]

So then your not a dawg... more of a cat guy

[@jayboo22]

howlin at the damn moon waiting for this one, the dawgz have gone feral

[@thetaylorholt]

We are blessed. Love this podcast the most. Two of the funniest people alive. Black Cartman really dropped the ball on recording the tall Andy Milonakis and White Chocolate Black Eye podcast.

[@zzzzz45zzzzz79]

Rejoice and be thankful my brothers for we have been blessed with another sermon of the great shaman

[@grantmanor6642]

I'm so on Matt's wavelength about historical flapping. Time machine sessions are so underrated.

[@Dino_Medici]

I would read ur blog

[@immortanleo3868]

Long drive through Tejas today. The dawgs coming through when I need them the most. Bless these boys

[@kennethlauer4735]

Where to where thru?

[@ministerpopilyo]

Watch out at the rest stops. this dawg above might be trying to get you with some foot taps

[@ADPax10]

Hallelujah! Christ is King and the dawgz bow down to the magnanimity of our prophetic heroes who have bestowed upon us another hot cast

[@TyBayagaAgain]

Gardini the superstar back on the intro

[@chrispy804]

The tough times can be forgotten for another hour. Praise be to the dawgs

[@Valspars_]

How is little billy not here for tough guy heaven?

[@philthh]

He’s prolly busy at the gym cultivating mass

[@bryangoggins2055]

He’s not on the floor he’s in the locker room

[@timforti]

he’s lifting weights with other patriotic men

[@hjohnston9265]

There’s a pride parade somewhere brother

[@MisterRawgers]

He’s busy greasing up some beefcakes

[@beantown6621]

Just finished the bar exam today and I’m blessed by the D boyz, praise be

[@CharDeeMCD]

The sliver of Paytch audio makes me realise how much i need to feast my eyes upon the boys

[@Looneyboy]

Could you imagine the feeling Lemair had when Shane said I haven’t seen that red light go off once at the very end of the episode lol

[@zg9445]

Look at the Shaman’s glorious calves

[@ADPax10]

​@@zg9445I was nofap until you pointed those out so thanks a lot bro

[@TommyTheCat799]

Gayyy

[@EVAASIVEOne]

Painted my grandmothers house to this episode. I love you boys

[@TheTrueChuckNorris]

🫶🏻

[@rileyjohnson6150]

You know we are about to be blessed when Shane has his Dawgs out

[@wizzlemane6314]

This episode has heavy 432hz vibes to the dome chakra. Shaman on fire.

[@Amanda.StanofPodcasts]

“Ford Focus turned Fiesta” joke from Matt that was overlooked was good 😂😂😂

[@trapaholicsmixtape8032]

last hour of hell and the dawgz shed their celestial blessing on us. praise be.

[@DaBladePwn]

This is much needed after a common Lameezy mistake. Glad to have superstar Gardini back to fix things

[@ADPax10]

Mr. Big Shot Woperino

[@cranberrycanvas]

This so flowed like warm milk in my tummy. Seemed to come very naturally and I enjoyed it cuz I can just get lost in my head along the ride

[@kylemcdowell8883]

Been howling at the moon the last week in anticipation of this worship. Praise be

[@tyronesnz]

This episode highlight how wild Matt’s brain is. Peak Shaman

[@Dino_Medici]

I like to go back to ancient Egypt and pretend I’m a prince 💀💀💀💀💀

[@NormBash]

I completely understand Matt's stance on putting the IKEA stuff together incorrectly without the manual to fully understand it. Then you put it together correctly.. this really hit home for me.

[@charlesexley7539]

Bless us oh lord for these thy Dawgz we are about to receive

[@Bob-ir4lr]

Dude i cant imagine trying to handle peak Shaman while hungover

[@hypno5690]

What's all this mumbo jumbo you've gotten yourself into?

[@benpurcell6819]

only a true warrior could

[@paulfroelich1024]

​@@hypno5690One of the all time best cast moments.

[@isthisdom]

All time MSSP moment. Shane goes to sneeze in his elbow, maneuvers sneezes into his mic, and then puts his face back into his elbow.

[@EpicFlavoredMan]

Matts shear leg energy in the fatherhood leg cross stance is simply impeccable. I was rock hard and went out and bought HOKAs 😅

[@thomascaudill2018]

Just about to end it all at work, the dawgs provide. Praise this day!

[@astralblue]

Oooweee dawgz. Life hit me pretty dang hard Monday. Just getting through. Thank the good lord for another sermon from the bros. 🙏

[@jarnold1789]

Praise be, dawg. Stay up

[@dyzanafactory9808]

As a new DAWG, these boys need to be on the weekly release cycle, I’ve been feening

[@jonnygranville281]

Welcome to the pack bro😀

[@laurencezemlick1979]

@@jonnygranville281gay.

[@zachfournier3727]

Matt is insane. I love it

[@MattD86]

Thank you

[@richieb4104]

Been going through it… bless be the dawgs for uplifting me on this rough day.

[@NikCasto]

Just had oral surgery and the Dawgs have helped me pull through. Can't thank you guys enough for the content. Love ya forever 😘

[@kraknjaws3882]

You get top and bottom?

[@NikCasto]

@@kraknjaws3882 No. Thankfully just my top. Hasn't been too bad, but the antibiotics have been kicking my ass haha.

[@kraknjaws3882]

@@NikCasto I got both done back in April. My gums and lower lip are still numb. They drill thru under your nose? That was the worst, not being able to blow your nose

[@NikCasto]

@@kraknjaws3882 holy shit that sounds horrible... I hope you're healing up well!

[@kraknjaws3882]

@@NikCasto Thanks, bro. You too

[@AyeB_Official_]

You’ve tested my patience yet again yahweh but you blessed the dawgs with that dope

[@astralblue]

Blessed are we brother 🙏

[@jarnold1789]

We’ve been in withdrawal, dawgs

[@K1NG_D0ME]

Shane assuming such a kingly pose is only one of the many reasons this podcast is truly the greatest.

[@kkelleher1000]

The boys bless us in the final work hours of hump day. Praise be

[@Jake_venture]

Just what a needed today, praise be, for we Dawgz are blessed! 🙏

[@xenon9200]

Gardini blessing us with another fire intro. Hi Shane.

[@holdonasecondamigo599]

Shane fully rocking his leg back and forth while Matt is trying to talk is wild lol

[@bendawson511]

Hope each and every DAWG has a blessed day

[@SkoolNerds]

Matt was on absolute fire 🔥 in this ep

[@tom-vf1xv]

nothing new there

[@JuPac420]

Lemaire’s gonna be seeing little red lights in his nightmares

[@billymac9419]

Shane just being hella cute this episode with his little piggies and the sneeze at 23:00

[@undiscoveredcolorz]

Most pods would try to move the mic as far away, but this beautiful man brings the mic as close as possible. Amazin

[@JR-rn5sh]

This is my favorite podcast. I listened to all the episodes like 4 times each. Matts in depth romantic view of history and Shanes intense love for historical figured is my favorite part. And i love the jerking off parts too

[@timhall1381]

Historical figure jerking is my go to.

[@thomasthemonke3723]

PRAISE THE DAWGS FOR THE BOUNTIFUL CAST

[@shizbang]

Praised

[@ts4gv]

where did these types of comments on this channel come from

[@maav12]

Idolistic dawgs, no bueno

[@dthbdbsfgh]

@@ts4gv They came because when a few people would make them they'd get a lot of likes, so now every single person who has nothing better to do except farm likes on youtube wants to leave the same comments. I'm sure some people are being genuine but it's def a bunch of losers doing it

[@astralblue]

​@dude4852 cringe dawg. Naw, it's because we absolutely love the podcast, and the energy of it all. Most of us have watched the other podcasts over and over until a new episode is on. For me, it's the feeling of community again because I work so hard and I get distant with my own people. No farming. Just all love with the dawgz. Every one of em will agree.

[@ShowtimeThaRaptor]

Hallelujah. Finally the dawgs have blessed us.

[@sonnyboy1618]

I was having a piss poor motivation day, and found twins any good pods to listen to. And then the DAWGs heard my whistle.. Let us all join together in appreciation of this release.

[@IRLbloopers]

Always been hunting for stuff to listen to at work. Lately this podcast has been it! Thanks homies

[@Sosachamberlin12]

ALL IS WELL THE DAWGS HAVE BLESSED US WITH THIS CAST IN SHALLAH

[@MrVandresan]

The boys always pull through on my rough days to bring me out of the depths of despair like a drenched Phoenix shrieking at 432hz

[@Nostramux]

It might be time to go back to ep 1 and liaten to the entire old test. "Aquaplay" got me thinking about all the old gems.

[@finessedmyself]

Sound hound

[@poon_don]

​@@finessedmyselfthank you for the reminder, the way Shane tells Matt to shut the fuck up when he calls himself a sound hound always kills me

[@crendybendy7433]

Damn u guys are lucky. If there wasn't a cast this week I would've geoguesser'd outside ur window and showed up an lit the place on fire

[@Gardenleech]

As a true professional I was sleeping in my car on my lunch break and what do I awake to but the dawgs alive and well Mashallah brothers we will make it

[@imnotbenavery9220]

Drink Dragon Drink

[@tkorreck]

“It’s gonna suck so bad because you know I love to breathe through my nose” 💀💀 shit got me

[@TRVPCHEF]

Love the casts where Shane is laying down barely awake lmao😂

[@MightyAmygdala]

Shane is rocking the 6mg Spearmint Zyn visible in his waistband at 50:55. Stay tuned next week to see which flavor he's rocking while also doing a Lucy ad read!

[@prestodubbz]

We have prevailed for another Legendary cast from the DAWGZ

[@michaelchef]

The cast always come out right before I get home from work, so I can take a shit and just enjoy some comedy with the dawgs

[@earlymorningpodcast]

I was ill this morning but after some blood letting and the drop i’m suddenly fine

[@BWYIII]

lucy is going to be none too pleased with the rogue elfbar in view

[@bigverb8744]

The dawgs light has shined upon us once again. 🙏

[@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere]

God as a cook it makes me immensely happy to be able to listen to y’all. Makes the days go by much quicker.

[@emadera373]

I was looking for the notification so bad last week 🙏🏽the dawg and the shaman has blessed us again

[@nkoskinen]

Glad to see the dawgs have bestowed upon us yet another blessing.

[@AHappySpace]

praise the dawgs for pod, always a good time (even when shane tries to blast through it cuz hes hungover lol)🤙🤙🤙👌