Ep 466 - Daddy's D

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

Go See Shane Live in ALABAMA / BALTIMORE / WILKES BARRE PA @ shanemgillis.com Go See Matt Live in MADISON / CHARLOTTE / AUSTIN / BALTIMORE @ mattmccusker.com Buy Merch @ www.mssecretpodcast.com/merch/

[@DonkeyHotay794]

I'll never go to Bama. Wicki wait hol up turn around nice brown star welcome to Texmus

[@NanNanNABooBoo]

Matt and Shane's FatD (for all the dawgz) podcast!!!@

[@SadisticKid.]

I’m not falling for that again

[@jaredgreenwald3072]

Love you guys, hope you're enjoying Texas!

[@blackdysfunction8260]

Bing bing

[@harrisonsiegel9536]

It's amazing how humble they remain after receiving such a prestigious award just one week ago

[@billhawk4293]

Shane's just too gun shy to accept new things. They took SNL from him, they can damn sure take Tina Yu.

[@EdgarMHernandez96]

I need my slop

[@TrumpDabs]

The most prestigious

[@astrofarmer9350]

I thought that was an award from their favorite community.... The gays....

[@danksidoodles]

They are drinking that fancy green glass bottle water!

[@BLACKMATTRESS]

Imagine someone just learning English stumbles upon this and tries to wrap their head around the phrase "caught a vicious glimpse of saint Rogie’s post-plunge hog.”

[@BboyCorrosive]

The please sers are too busy tryin to get your grandma's Google play store cards

[@williambonnie-do7yz]

Ohhhhhh..They'll never catch up. ENGLISH is hard enough for Native speakers to use correctly. We study it in schools while we're speaking it & most STILL can't get it right. Thank the Universe for making me a master of English.

[@ShowMeDemBoobies]

​@@BboyCorrosivetarget gift cards*

[@ShowMeDemBoobies]

​@@williambonnie-do7yzhow self righteous of you

[@Letsgobudddy]

I'm a non-native speaker and I am caught up enough to be scarred by the thought of Rogan's refrigerated hog

[@Lm0956]

Shane quivering staring down joe rogans hog, this episode is a hit 10/10

[@BazookaTooth707]

Just take Alpha brain and HGH and you too can have a hog like his.

[@ryanvogel9610]

To gaze upon Saint Rogies penis is nothing short of a religious experience

[@rplgrime8006]

Such a good intro and doubled down with Daddy's D out of nowhere.

[@bgopp123]

It doesn't shrink in the cold plunge because Joe has had the filler injections to make it thicker (like lip fillers). It doesn't shrink if you get those.

[@austionofoshooo3859]

Shane saying “He got rock hard as a 6-month year old?” is incredible content

[@tonymac1349]

Was looking for this comment 😂 “6 month ‘year old’”

[@DeeloGoodquest]

lololololol

[@Medicore_ethan]

I was coming here to say the same thing. Gold dude

[@johnepps3342]

Sounds like a Ricky quote from TPB

[@MisterRawgers]

They were both firing off so many instant classic one-liners this cast 😂

[@harrisonsiegel9536]

I can't believe the Whale and the Great Shaman have blessed us with another rowdy and raunchy pod!

[@wisterV]

Rowdy, raunchy & absurd!!!

[@zzzzz45zzzzz79]

This is the one

[@waterwhipakia6933]

jeez 😂😂😂😂😂

[@leatheryfoot6354]

Tick and Slug making Lub.

[@plutoniumzeppelin8164]

The Great White Whale

[@ITSSKUDDUMMY]

5 minutes in and we’re getting a behind the scenes story of Saint Rogans hog?? Looking like a classic already dawgs

[@Gibsoncustom89]

Mom got diagnosed with stage 4 cancer and just came back home. Great timing, thanks for being the respite in the darkness fellas Edit: I feel the Luh thanks to all the dawgs for the support 😭 She's too weak for treatment so it's just about keeping her comfortable. Thanks dawgz

[@BookerT69]

Jesus Christ brother

[@KrustyFish]

All love brother hopefully everything works out for the best 🙏🏼

[@Vanilla_Sun]

May the dawgs bless your mom and family with healing frequencies, stay strong fellow dawg

[@righteousfist175]

Best of luck dawg

[@anonkhmer149]

Best of luck to mommy dawg 🙏

[@FoxIslandRailroadCo]

Dawgs. I’m 23 and my dad just passed unexpectedly last week, driving 1200 miles to deal with sad stuff, and the boys droppin heat about the ol Family Jewels brings me to 432hz. Blessed be the Dawgs 🫠

[@marcuse9030]

Don't be afraid to take one last peak for the comfort.

[@jacksonsimmons4325]

Hey man I’m 23 and lost my father a few years ago, keep your head up, try to remember what he has taught you both to follow and stray where need be in the path of life man you’ll be alright try to live a life you could both be proud of

[@barfrodgers1202]

How big was his dong?

[@travisfox2436]

Sorry for your loss man, may the dawgz provide you comfort and support.

[@PTS156]

24. Can’t even imagine. Hope you are doing alright

[@nicklacroix5728]

Blessed by our Beautiful Dawgs! Praise the Shaman and praise Phil for squirting out our young Bull.

[@TrumpDabs]

Our young bull wasn’t squirted out. A rope was thrown.

[@excessivefarce2808]

foulest comment award. bravo

[@paulfroelich1024]

​@@TrumpDabsPhil threw us a lifeline.

[@gc4201]

Lady Dawg here! I just had surgery and I couldn't wait for this to drop. Blessed be the Dawgsz!

[@isaacrayburn969]

Thumbs down this is for the dawgs not the bitches (female dawg)

[@eddie8534]

show bob

[@JM-bl5bz]

@@eddie8534😂

[@LilRudyVert]

Do it for the dawgz

[@wildexploit]

At least some side bob

[@TheXodiacKiller]

3:40 just Matt’s brain having “normal Matt thoughts.”’ So comforting LOL Meanwhile Shane 👀😳

[@1megaelements]

I genuinely don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder. Had to rewind and watch Shane’s reaction like 5 times

[@Bsmooth9588]

I was crying that was so funny

[@evanwaleck87]

He just had to get it out ...😄

[@tylerstrow811]

Pause

[@ThedeadlyOG]

Man always on my darkest days the boys roll in and get me ready for the upcoming battles

[@sativacation]

Stuck in the mountains for two weeks after an airplane crash. We had to eat the people who did not survive. Just made it home in time to hear the dawgs. Thanks for being there this time of darkness.

[@riche1673]

😂

[@williamneedham3173]

dawgs always survive to hear the cast

[@infoaerialmaster]

No judgment, dawgs need feed. Last time I crashed my plane I actually died and the medics simply revived me with the audio of a new mssp.

[@sativacation]

@@infoaerialmaster 🫡🍻

[@TheReaper42069]

Big dawgs gotta eat

[@phil_guts]

it's a late night in a lonely town just south of pheonix, I spent a hard day working under the sun and I come home to my wife screaming. I finally get two brewskies and sit down only to see that the Dawgs have once again beautifully graced us with another full hour of hard entertainment. Blessed be these dawgs.

[@averyc8935]

My girl is causing lots of stress and anxiety, Leave it to the DAWGS to post and brighten my day. Blessed be the cast

[@ThisNachoFriend]

Whats that dawg brain upto?

[@setco6536]

Gotta tell her bro don't ignore it like I did, get back on the same side with her Sorry for bein gay, blessed be the DAWGZ

[@drugaddictwithknowledge9603]

@@setco6536not being gay you’re helping a homie out. You’re right gotta be straight up with her. Hope he listens praise allah

[@DDrrjj_j]

Leave her ass

[@DefenderOfVirginity]

sounds like you need a brojob

[@nrvous_250gt]

I just realized the prestigous award is displayed on the mantle piece. Cheers dawgs, and to many more gifts from the very honurabur Tina Yu

[@Charlieboy2680]

😂

[@qambarjr2866]

Lmaoooooo

[@stronzy2833]

Late week slop is better than no slop. Let us feast dawgs.

[@sitonmuhdeckasshole]

and boy was the harvest plentiful on this baby

[@gringomike352]

“Baby shooting ropes” Almost made me poop myself laughing

[@Timlareit]

Bruh they almost killed me cuz I was lifting during that

[@inthegutter78]

i was in quiet area during work and i tried not to spaz out laughing 😂😂😂

[@vmonroig21]

@@inthegutter78where you work Google lol quiet zone 😂

[@dereksmith6713]

I miss seeing the old table slowly collecting more and more wild knickknacks. The mantle above the magic fireplace is perfect to rekindle this most sacred tradition.

[@ajones5683]

Totally agreed Needs three salt lamps.

[@toastedt140]

​@@ajones5683and a shrunken head

[@STSGuitar16]

That mantle is begging to be covered in Dawg shit man

[@nicholaslawson8297]

They need the pic of the King Gerbies back

[@STSGuitar16]

@@nicholaslawson8297 tbh we need Shane to hire someone to build an exact replica of his old NY apartment complete with the classic couch, trunk and zebra rug lol. That has been my favorite MSSP setting so far.

[@Brownshabsfan]

These need to be longer!! Give the dawgs 90 mins to forget about our shit lives!

[@briccs3830]

Dafuq Join the paytch ya fuckin grinch

[@zeroa69]

They are if you join their patreon then you get the second half.

[@AdNLB]

Bangin my knife and fork on the table waitin’ for this feast. How great is our God!

[@yitziyyb]

Cforst glance thought you said bangin my wife....

[@christiansky942]

you wearin a scream mask?

[@thatdude1528]

It's only a matter of time before The Shaman and The Bull invite King Jones on the pod now that they're in Austin. Then the Dawgs will truly feast🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@amateurstanding]

Can’t wait

[@dicksuckley8102]

WARMODE X ALEX JONES X MSSP 👁

[@dysay]

No chance :(

[@turdferguson7620]

That might be a contender for best podcast of all time. Right behind Trump on St. Rogies

[@thatdude1528]

@@dysay he was on Tim dillion this calender year. Theres definitely a chance.

[@abdulg4762]

This cast came out the day before I start my 90 day jail stint, divine timing. Blessed be the dawgz, inshallahhhh

[@JTKFilms]

Free my boy Abdul

[@righteousfist175]

What happened? Did ya get arrested for being gay ?

[@nuckels188]

What kind of shenanigans resulted in your incarceration

[@NZand]

DUI?

[@nextbizzy]

whats his name? oh wait...

[@iangriffith3940]

Dude the honey I shrunk my hog line from Matt was an 11/10, in the grass with giant ants 😂

[@NZand]

Just got home from a several mile walk while listening to last week’s episode and smoking a cigar to see this week’s episode just dropped. God is good.

[@tylerlyons4943]

Your lungs after the “several mile walk” will thank you

[@mynameisaudie752]

holy shit what a day

[@toastedt140]

I too have an oral fixation while listening to MSSP

[@TheLK157]

You don’t inhale cigars Karen

[@raydawg6364]

@@TheLK157if you think he’s not inhaling that black and mild you’re out of touch. I’m out of time

[@torrindepierro7272]

"left unguarded, i munch box" - shane gillis. what a great quote hahahaaha.😂

[@seanbourget]

Man there's nothing else in the world that could give me a boost like being blessed with a beautiful pod on a gloomy November afternoon

[@HeisntLegend]

"Wheat thins are bad?" "Yeah" "God Damnit" Shane is becoming Phil more and more every day.

[@EAGODFATH3R]

This new setup looks too professional for you guys I need it to be back in the basement

[@ManDuderGuy]

Socks and sandals keeping it basement style though

[@ericjulian962]

They’re big dawgs now

[@__-bz7wh]

​@@ericjulian962I'm happy for them but the set is not shitty enough

[@devindailey598]

lookin like a microsoft teams background

[@marc_palasciano69420]

But somehow we lost timestamps 🤣

[@tbirds26hockey]

Matt is one of the best people mankind has ever produced 😂

[@lucasbruh4170]

I hope all the DAWGS out there are having a beautiful Thursday

[@tacobill42069]

its a sunday morning for me

[@3rodox]

Rogan standing with his hog out next to Shane as he dunks himself in a cold plunge sounds like some Hollywood Paimon initiation ceremony.

[@observer299]

Eyes wide shut type shit

[@kkelleher1000]

Shane coming out to the Mothership wearing Wolverine claws will go down in comedy history

[@DartRipper69er]

Legitimately one of the funniest episodes of the pod! I was dying throughout the entire conversation

[@jaysullivan6664]

What a glorious way to end the work day heading into Friday. Bless the Dawgs

[@ElderAaren]

Welcome to Texas, boys. We’re glad to have you.

[@johnman025]

Right when I was about to face the long commute home, the Dawgs have blessed my trip.

[@taylorsellers8198]

Any episode discussing a tenis is a home run. I often gaze upon my own while waiting to get into the shower and I’m amazed at what looks like a bird egg sitting in nest. It’s wild how something can cause such a wide spectrum of sadness and joy. I’m so proud when my light switch grows into the scratching post it really is. Def have room to improve but at its best I’m very happy with it. I often think back to the holocaust and how I would’ve felt in that situation, I believe the worst moment would’ve been standing there with a winter tenis , to my female constituents disbelief, waiting to board the train

[@UncleBt]

Josh is kinda like when your step dad is actually nicer than your real dad... Like if Lameazy and guarddawg show up for my birthday that'd be cool....

[@TheTrueChuckNorris]

40:30 Nanny cam baby ropin almost killed me Hardest I've laughed in a year I'm fucking crying Good stuff 🤙🏻

[@waurbenyeger]

Does this mean there's a JRE podcast with Shane and Matt in the pipeline? Hope so.

[@seedythomp4388]

Exactly what I was thinking, Saint Rogies pleeeeease

[@sitonmuhdeckasshole]

Hard to tell now that they're living there, could just be 3 dawgs grindin on their hot bods

[@swabbeezus2808]

There has been.

[@Bambam-]

JRE #1926 Dawgs

[@porkbeast3000]

​@@swabbeezus2808ANOTHA ONE

[@beatsbybravo3712]

Our DAWG bowls have been filled once again to the brim with that good ol wet giggle kibble. Thank you for your graciousness old wise ones

[@axxa5000]

First 5 minutes and I'm already in tears😂 The dawgz are blessed.

[@BadGoyz4Life]

Daddy D and Baby Hog were both brought up in this cast. Legendary.

[@theTaylorp21]

About to leave the house to go see the young bull live tonight 🙌

[@ninanoelmelchor5834]

Hey just listened on Spotify and you guys never came back!! It just abruptly rolled into a different podcast on my list lol I love you both so much, please never stop this show! Life is extra challenging right now for me and this show makes me laugh a true laugh, and helps me feel so much better. Thank you for being so silly and awesome 💕

[@inthegutter78]

hang in there DAWG

[@JoeeMaMa8]

Best part is not knowing when blessings are coming

[@benjaminpowers1977]

“I’ve been assailed by a knifemen before.” Is one of the funniest phrases of all time holy shit McCusker 😂😂😂😂

[@TheGhostOfFredZeppelin]

Still not used to this background, a green screen with the Shaman's old basement as a backdrop would be perfect

[@alondusk33]

I miss the basement for some reason

[@drugaddictwithknowledge9603]

@@alondusk33because those were Covid times and they made some of their best episodes in that era of course talking New Testament here not the GOATED old test

[@tylerstrow811]

Fuck yeah.

[@DJones408]

With the amount of patreon $ they make, they should build an exact replica set so us dawgs can feel at home

[@ThePulaskiPumper]

At least bring back the pirate map

[@CodyBowman4]

So happy every time a new ep comes out. 100% best podcast. Not KT, not LoS, not JRE. Matt and Shane ftw baby! Always!!

[@KKslibber]

Them talking teenis will never cease to make me laugh

[@BF40JOE]

When I see the ads in the old apartment I get sad. Blessed by the dawgs

[@thetaylorholt]

Matt wearin’ socks to not tempt the creeps. Very modest.

[@TrevorTatro918]

Around 34 minutes in when Shane drops the “stop using the shield that’s gay! You guys are gay!” I squeak laughed trying to be quiet not waking my baby up. Goddamn lol. Best pod blessed are the dawgz.

[@elijaeckwright2312]

Bro, somebody get these Dawgs a sock sponsor. 😂

[@michaelrogers6347]

I turned this on and said WOW! What a great podcast WOW!

[@johnobrien7374]

The pod gods grace us again blessings to the Dawgs

[@andle1156]

Praise be

[@JessmanChicken86]

Grace us with some punctuation, dawg.

[@snuffy25454]

I’ve been sitting at home, laid off from the union work. And all thanks to the most high. Just got a call right now going back to work boys. Thank you dogs for keeping me happy during these dark Times.

[@bigboiberg2642]

Since the pod moved to Austin we've been blessed with so much footage of Matt wiggling his socked toes. I can't look at anything else, truly hypnotic.

[@sindri.]

Dude the entire bit about the baby shooting ropes is insane hahaha. These guys just go for it

[@brendansokol8599]

“6 month year old” is now how i will always refer to a child in the age of months

[@jakeashcraft7443]

Just got home from surgery. I knew there would be an ep waiting for me. I could hear the dawgs barking 🙏🏼.

[@thepewbroswreeo5126]

Thank You MSSP for blazing the trail for us who are too afraid to speak of our absolute respect for Daddy’s D.

[@Bumbaclartios]

29:15 shane breaking out the way too real beheading sounds lmfao

[@TheMrbojangles74]

😂 Please say that the next comedic guest on Rogan pulls up a clip of these guys talking about his hog so that we can get a live reaction😂

[@williamhannum6275]

Matt is the King. Talking about Daddy's D at 3:40- not even the great Shane was ok with it at first but then let the hilarity wash over him. The podcast has incubated Matt into probably the funniest person on the scene.

[@CRYBXBYX]

Missing Garrrrrrdog and Lameezy 🥺

[@Jdubie37]

43:35 Shane’s wild for that beanpie joke😂

[@WATCHMYCLIPSZ]

Just got out of a one week coma and wake up to THIS!? Praise to the dawgz!

[@KapteinFruit]

I like this podcast technician or what ever it should be called. He comes with the facts we wonder about and he doesn't interject himself too much

[@Jaxxsac]

Blessed Thursday Ep Dawgs 🙏

[@CosmoJoe101]

40:06 Shane: “6 month year-old” 😂

[@griffintschudin5912]

Matt is Cosmo and Shane is Wanda, it makes so much sense

[@FrmBompton]

Just picturing Shane yelling “get back scream” and throwing a front kick at a ghost face is hilarious 😂

[@AaronX442]

Please keep Josh onboard, or do a show w/ you 3 from time to time. He rules, and is a great addition. Lameezee is D Tier, Gard Dawg is C Tier.

[@erickv1427]

Big agree, Josh is hilarious and actually a good producer without making the show feel too produced

[@AaronX442]

@@erickv1427 The last few podcasts have had great pacing. No Lamer taking 10mins to look something up for the boys; or fuggin' up the audio. The one podcast w/ just Josh and Matt was a total banger. He's a pro, the other knuckleheads just bring the show down IMO. Let them stick to stand-up.

[@bmaster3005]

Came home with 101° fever, but luckily this came out to save my night. Pounding a glass of milk for Shane.

[@pucz8215]

Matt having to follow Shane to Austin to keep this gravy train going for himself is so god damn funny

[@realT1988J]

🤡

[@bossaudio12]

Imagine failing at trolling, do better next time

[@Happy-Thankyou]

That is a funny way to word it

[@itsdeepwater]

Love touching myself to the dawgs on a chilly NY Thursday. Unequivocally bussing episode

[@michaelfail586]

The halo above sitting on the mantle is very appropriate. Nice touch boys!

[@ThePerculator9000]

Currently rewatching all the pods CUZ THERE IS NOT ENOUGH DAWG FOOD IN DA BOWL🗿

[@IllllllIlIl]

Light the beacon! The dawgz have returned!

[@ethansaunders]

Blessed be thy dawgs .. absolute best way to end a long work day. Thanks boys.

[@StevenKoudanis]

Shane is the definition of ON FIRE in life

[@deffdepth824]

I was just listening to a random MSSP video talking about Tennis. I stopped and when to this page to listen to the newest video and I was greeted with more Tennis talk. 🤙

[@connorferguson4877]

Dawgs. I needed this ep so badly today. Praise be 🙏🏻

[@christiancarey3814]

Been getting crushed with overtime, needed a respite while I grind this final day. Bless the dawgs for they have blessed me.

[@Beaubeaujangles]

The T-Bell bean burrito creampie being completely overlooked is wild.

[@rakim126]

Proof there is too much gold here. I know what I would do if I was lady for a day.

[@antp9838]

It's so good to see boys discovering sauna! As a Russian I take for granted that people here have not experienced northern bliss of this tradition. I see it migrating to North America and it's a good thing!

[@berrey7]

Shane lookin like John Candy from Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) with that full Mustache.

[@tothegatesofzion]

All dawgs go to heaven. Thank you for the blessing 🙌🏽🙌🏽

[@returnyoutubedislikes4692]

Dawg bless to all my beautiful bros and babes going through tough times.

[@patricksome7142]

" strangled a golden retriever" I wasn't ready for that, made my ass snort laugh in front of my boss.

[@bigboybobby3066]

Shane’s burrito joke is why he’s a real DawgFather

[@TheTokyoPartners]

30:28 😂😂😂 bro said 'Ban-if' national park

[@coders1786]

Boys can definitely be born with dongs. When they pulled my first son out they said “it’s a boy… and a half” never been more proud in my life 😂😂

[@austinaussiec]

48:24 Dude, I’ve had several conversations in the last 2 weeks about Rice Krispies Treats cereal. SMALL WORLD.

[@MikeH7186]

"What if they saw the video and they were like "that is pretty lame using the shield"" LMFAO

[@flowerasteroid6241]

At 16:20 i made the uuuuaaaaaagghhh sound at the exact same time matt did lol. Mans DNA deep response to hearing about car trauma

[@JeremiahStillWillChill]

3 minutes in, instant hood classic. Blessed be the dawgz