Ep. 72 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

[@nicknancs]

This is the most Step Brothers-esque episode yet. Everytime Burnt mentions “2 Bears Sports Management” all I hear is “Prestige Worldwide”.

[@Tree33]

Boats and hoes

[@Wolfmantoys]

They really are the real life versions of Step Brothers.

[@MrTonytouchy]

Couldn’t agree more with this comment.

[@adamlong6759]

An entertainment 720 affiliate...

[@MMXX_CE]

Fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer.

[@kevinl3254]

Tom sure does talk different when he’s talking to the inner city blacks

[@spacejamgoliath]

It's funny cuz it's true

[@andrewsanni1600]

'sup Kane

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Cuase his jeans are high and tight

[@shadowspectrum]

Bart seems real comfortable with being white

[@ToOmAnYBLUNTS420]

Alabama is far from inner city. Nowhere in the south is inner city.

[@StarveAnArtist]

Cortez has 100 fans on Cameo already. If he's done 100 handshakes, he's earned 10 G's in a day. The YMH effect is real.

[@samsmart3219]

He has 144 now... so he’s made $14,400 already

[@Shrapnel92]

Bert is acting like a coked up exec pitching ideas.

[@andrewboyd7524]

Yeah just like the past 3 or 4 episodes lol.

[@namtapawar5253]

The most accurate way to describe today's episode

[@BXBZ88]

Acting?

[@griffinkirschke5135]

We have maybe another 4 months of coke bert before he dies.

[@smashin]

terrible far fetched ideas

[@jessietapp975]

Bart has 6 drinks in front of him, he must be cutting back

[@Criszskatesz]

Definitely

[@lukeut8680]

And will proceed to complain about how he can't lose weight😂 such a Lovable moron

[@GREVIEWS02]

@@lukeut8680 there all diet he’s okay 😆

[@berthahernandez9054]

but the liquid death is water

[@sativarosegold3604]

@@berthahernandez9054 I feel like that's a strange name for water

[@Smokehunt]

"You guys have LeBron!?" "Yeah . . . potentially." Jesus, I'm in tears. You two are fucking ridiculous. And, I think, just crazy enough to actually do it.

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Cuase they're jeans are high and tight

[@vanneistat]

NFT THOSE HANDSHAKES, CORTEZ! Get paid!!

[@kmdudich]

NFT is not an acronym I’m familiar with

[@NickRangerMusic]

Van's always a step ahead. :)

[@TimothyFargo]

That's Non Fungible Token for those unfamiliar. And it's a great idea. 👍

[@RaccoonWheaties]

A legit FANTASTIC idea.

[@deejaylos05]

Cortez gotta NFT all his daps

[@MSpight]

Anyone else a Cortez Lewis fan now?

[@whitenoise509]

100% and I can totally see people paying legit money for a handshake from him.

[@hlinville6034]

He is already on Cameo get ya a hundo shake.

[@brandonf5175]

How can you not be! +vibes

[@-carina-]

This sounds like when people are really ripped off of cocaine and coming up with business ideas.😂

[@LegitHawaiian95]

Bert is probably on Adderall lol

[@rayn_0ff]

@@LegitHawaiian95 nah I think he's just special

[@harrisonyork4181]

I love how frustrated Todd looks while Nadav is searching😂😂

[@antontko8694]

Every opening for 2 Bears, you guys should do the handshake

[@Travisgt45]

STILL...the best part of Monday mornings.

[@collinwgreen]

Bad friends gang

[@Me-Dwight]

@@collinwgreen Watch both? #LiveLife365

[@kev_vill]

Bad friends 🐐

[@lilkasper378]

Only thing that makes me look forward to a monday

[@Rezzito]

There's a reason they post earlier than Bad Friends. They can't compete with them.

[@danschillin8558]

He's on fucking Cameo. Holy shit this made a day off work even better

[@bigbakaboon]

yeah i was checking also. they don't have the management site up yet though as of today

[@hom-sha-bom]

$100 is too cheap for a secret handshake by cortez lewis.

[@AntDiesel54]

Tom becomes 10x happier when he's talking to them inner city blacks

[@brandonholguin6895]

The YMH crew puts together the meet up with Cortez and gets the IP Bert: I just will things into existence

[@GAB-vq7re]

"I'm just doing men right now" - Burnt Krusthole

[@ev446]

burnt krusthole is one of the better ones yet

[@anthonyzullo]

@@ev446 facts! Deff original lmao "Bruce looks down in shame*

[@ryancornett7916]

Best name yet

[@sCareCrowmerk]

Brents ongoing laugh is contagious 😂, sounds like a baby seal

[@mcant17]

“I really remind myself of the son of god”- brett krinsler

[@blessedera8810]

-"I'm deeply involved in the surfing community." -"Deeply involved ?" -"I watch a lot of videos."

[@jamisonjohnston1506]

That's all it takes now

[@blessedera8810]

@@jamisonjohnston1506 Sadly true but in this case, it's just Bert being Bert.

[@Nyoshi219]

But....he texts them too lol.

[@danegerous87]

why would you bleep out names when the obvious sound effect should be bears roaring... come on nadav

[@alexmendoza9645]

💯 percent

[@digitalsalsas]

tru

[@ThePokerStreets916]

I'll be looking forward to hearing a bear bleep and knowing someone there is reading these comments.

[@DonnyDucttape]

For real!

[@austin5317]

Bert got a handshake and says "this is what christ felt like"

[@carynmartin6053]

He gets way too excited over the dumbest shit

[@danielpenrodii2389]

Be honest, you would too if you somehow lucked out with his life. We can make jokes all day, but he’s a genuinely sweet guy that gets to experience some rather insane moments.

[@austin5317]

@@danielpenrodii2389 I love Bert he’s just always running at 100% and it’s funny

[@marcosalcala7066]

Tom totally code talked the entire conversation with Cortez. Lol

[@butchblaster7073]

We gonna talk about how burnt is having christ like delusions? No? Aight cool.

[@tristenjensen6199]

Very worrying

[@mangoman1073]

thats the least concerning issue with Fart Chrysler

[@tpence1991]

I think he took too many of Illa's adderals

[@littlefrog9553]

Nothing new there.

[@littlefrog9553]

@@tpence1991 he did seem legit adderally.

[@sammcgaw8869]

The entire phone call with Bert's dad felt like a scene from Step Brothers.

[@Cottsify]

Literally just got back from getting a bag of some stinky ass weed but it will never smell as bad as Bruce Krishner

[@Cottsify]

@Jo Rogan nah mate I'm bloody Br'ish. I got it from a chav next to a park of course, only the finest for us lmao

[@firstnamelastname180]

@Jo Rogan he was being sarcastic mate.

[@Cottsify]

@Jo Rogan woah, cool guy alert

[@orangejoe54]

@Jo Rogan I miss 24hr dispos, we had one down in SeaTac and one up in Ballard here in Seattle

[@Cottsify]

@Jo Rogan Ok

[@zgawt37]

So much good energy on this episode. Handshake King KILLED it.

[@tyleredwards1449]

This handshake is gonna blow the fuck up

[@SwabLevy]

Toks...

[@kjb8655]

The fullback in the 3rd row 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brendangray821]

This is one of my favorite 2 Bears episodes yet

[@tgbeam]

Bruce is like a dementia patient, and Tim is like the nurse leaning into it to avoid anger lol

[@tactikiller]

I used to be a CNA at a nursing home, and right after completing the certification course they threw me into the over night shift in the Alzheimer’s and dementia ward. One of the patients used to say to me “you and me, we would’ve been friends in Korea”, and the other cna who’d been there a while said to me after the first time “he was never in Korea”.

[@holyshitmostoriginal]

Did Bert Start doing Coke again!? Holy crap, he IS that guy at the bar who wants to "For sure start this business with you on Monday!" while he has a bloody nose, a vodka soda and a water bottle.

[@fibbintiggins2858]

Sure seems like it lmao

[@dolan979]

He's the dude that would take Adderall/ Coke and it slows him down

[@daguapgetta5938]

Dog actually gave the bois a dope shake, that's what it's all about

[@josef2012]

Never seen anyone so geeked out about handshakes.

[@luisalicea1701]

Why is Bert screaming about shower handshakes, calm down bubbas, take a breather. Crazy ass son of god!

[@jasonwall2860]

The expression on Tim's face whenever Burnt starts getting ahead of himself is so relatable...btw, I know I'm not the only licensed transactional attorney that would go work for "2 Bear's Sports Management" immediately.

[@SpicyBen]

"I've used my body my whole entire life." -Brent

[@jordanlamatrice1]

I feel like Bert looks like Florida Santa in that tracksuit

[@skilletburritos8464]

Cortez handshake for them went so hard I almost reacted like Bert seeing him do it

[@FilthyCasual867]

This Cortez kid seems great. Hope to see him have lots of success!

[@ThePorktornado]

Bert looks like a homeless guy that was just given that hat and jacket and is now wearing nothing but a hat and jacket.

[@SwabLevy]

I thought the same thing, I bet if he took that jacket off, he'd be ready for a pool bath.

[@Filiolus]

When i saw the thumbnail it actually kind of made me do a double take, dude is really looking bad. Straight up bloated and purple.

[@ryanmorrison6933]

😂

[@manle011]

“This is what Christ must have felt like” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever heard on a podcast.

[@sativarosegold3604]

You must not listen to MMP

[@PageandPlant4Life]

Reminds me of KP on eastbound and down when someone says his clothes are so bright they're blinding.. "Some say Jesus Christ had the same effect on fools."

[@MissyGirl5150]

Oh man that guy has all the best energy!!! Ain’t no shame in UPS bro! But I hope you get your dream back

[@_Makanko_]

So trevor noah's house has just enough bedrooms for all her famous exes. Nice

[@ThePokerStreets916]

It was like he started to say that but lost the thought.

[@MountainGuerrilla]

" I've used my body my whole life".....this man is full of pure jewels.

[@ryanstoyles7611]

original thoughts

[@AlphaNarcGaming]

“The Fullback” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ericcortez-estrada2710]

The guy laughing in the background has the best job in the world

[@weizhongxianfumariobeans7788]

BERT'S DAD IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ibeeliot]

Tom Segura is the perfect bff for Bert Kreischer. Only Tom Segura can channel the creative energy of Bert and add in his own creativity and then WHAM you get Two Bears Sports Management

[@MeechsMidges]

tom just deadpans to the camera every time brent is on his shit

[@jimdean76]

Which is every 5 seconds

[@D21UpstateNY]

Yo when Cortez showed the 2B1C secret handshake I lost it! That shit was perfect!

[@unwashedbuffalo]

The pomcast being an hour early really turned me into a telescope!

[@Toad_McLoad]

Do you live in Arizona? Lol

[@keelandoherty3569]

Tom's whole lexicon changed talking to the handshake fella

[@anthonymiller934]

Birth is out of his damn mind this episode. Sheesh.

[@taylorfausett177]

"Birth", I love it!

[@sirsmokeefortwence25]

Huge Jackedman played Wolverine for 17 years! Only got more and more ripped. He can also sing pretty decent! He's super talented.

[@jsanchezvids]

Ive never seen Bert THIS manic...

[@user-jz9on4ek1e]

"I don't want to go out with someone to hot".."leeann perfect for me"... LOL 😂😂

[@k9man163]

Cortez shouting out Winston-Salem! That's awesome.

[@chrisredland4909]

Tom's code talking more than a software engineer!

[@montychambliss6254]

Watch Bert become an NFL General Manager in like 10 years

[@bakedbeans6]

Tom with the "Yo" when talking to Cortez 😆

[@brookspn]

TIL that Burnt doesn't *really* know who Hugh Jackman is.

[@davidlight4252]

“Two Bears, One Agency”

[@RandyWatson80]

Bert : let’s change topics...also Bert: let’s continue the same conversation for the next 10 minutes

[@Amir-kc9yu]

A lot of us men don't sit in the shower 😂. We typically stand.

[@sativarosegold3604]

I didn't know he showered

[@timwoodbridge7857]

the best part of this podcast is the dudes just dying in the backround

[@colechristensen5275]

They’re speaking “Prestige Worldwide” into existence

[@rogue13131313]

Bert is all kinds of Tik Tarded

[@SaidDaSky]

At this point where my moms at is more entertaining...this has turned into Bart 1 hour pitch meetings 😩

[@vanessasantos3802]

Whenever Bert says OMG OMG I wish that the camera would just stay on Tom.... Tom has the best faces ... Hilarious.

[@ragesickle]

Cortez passes the vibe check hardcore.

[@andi_xi]

Whoa whoa whoa I WAS BORN in the furniture capital which is in HIGH POINT, NC not whatever you said, Todd

[@relevart]

How many of you heard when Bart said “2 bears sports management limited” and you actually heard “2 bears sports management unliiiiiimited”

[@peterproga9811]

Guys at the back has best job ever 🤣

[@shiest1985]

Brett’s dad sounds exactly like Dr. Drew. 😂

[@Christopher-pe6zj]

Damn... start this out with 3 minutes of ads... almost has me clicking right out.

[@nicholasnance952]

Always a good episode when Bert compares himself to Jesus Christ.... lmfao

[@joegalvan]

Feels like Bert just watched Ballers

[@thirdplanetman9468]

They're supposed to clap eachothers hands for the last clap, I hope they realize before they clap their own hands at the end too many times

[@danielrosenlieb7093]

Jesus Christ KZbin got enough ADs on this video??

[@Stax62]

I love watching Tim hardcore code switch with black dudes 💀

[@mocoyotzi11]

His dad genuinely laugh at their idea Hahahaha

[@WickedSpade]

Bert looks like he gained the weight Tom lost.

[@sketchybasejumps6679]

Dude, holy ad reads and commercials every 3 minutes. WTF

[@GertBFrobe-rr9zv]

Damn sure gotta give it up to that Cortez dude, infectiously positive 😎

[@jakegill5740]

Cortez, bret, tim, this is the best trio I've heard of.. 2bears management Corp.!! Why is this a good idea.. maybe its the 3 bottles of fit vine.. lol 😆

[@taylorshiver3284]

Wow, Cortez has a great attitude. I will be pulling for him!

[@suckit8447]

When brett's dad popped up it really said "legal counsel" 😂😂

[@datube5913]

If Cortez gets drafted into the NFL, he’s not gonna have time to custom design hand shakes... GET EM NOW!

[@dannysmith2771]

Bro... Tom blacks it up like nobody’s business

[@MXStrong]

I love these guys 😂 they talk about their business ideas like Will Farrell and John C Reilly in step brothers spoke about Prestige Worldwide 😂😂

[@ryanbrown8398]

Sign this guy right now, this dude is going places.

[@spulshuuzan]

Minka dated Chris evans and hes packing that hog and Trevor still isn’t jealous. He must have a sword himself

[@deepthought1987]

giggity

[@littlefrog9553]

Why do you know what Chris Evans is packing?

[@marishkaozmun7446]

Thank y'all for being here to make us laugh about everything and nothing all at once. Life sucks sometimes and this channel/podcast lets us have a good hard laugh. Love yall ♥️♥️

[@Victor-ns6vm]

Bert is really something else

[@VIi726]

Burnt has such coke head ideas 😂

[@V8HiluxZX6R]

He is now on Cameo! I also have a cowlick. Cowlicks are on the front, Crowns are on the top.

[@matty4natty]

“Is this billable time?” …Burt’s Dad, like Top Dogg is a legend

[@YeaJon]

This is honestly one of the best shows. And Bert really is the man. Its just funny to shit on him but he really does get shit done

[@joewatts9283]

How can you not love this guy