Ep. 81 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson

[@xXGrimReapxrXx]

“They gave him a task! There’s probably nothing on that clipboard” LMFAO

[@Alejandro_lopez23]

I was dead 🤣

[@jstamps101]

🤣🤣🤣

[@davidohearn8047]

Spit my food out of my mouth just a few moments ago because of this line. 😂😂😂

[@drodge72]

It's so true though 😂😂. That's how they always did the special kids in school

[@moderncanoe0026]

Turns out he and the clipboard were sent through time a la Tenet

[@fulltimekilla]

First time seeing a Black bear around these parts. I assumed Bert's flag collection scared them all away.

[@williamguilfoyle3068]

He's a history buff but only German army from ww2

[@matthewnilan]

You’re forgetting about Warren Sapp

[@dustystephens7387]

That’s not Sapp?....hahaha

[@CarlosBeo]

@@dustystephens7387 you must be a Bert fan 😂

[@dustystephens7387]

😉

[@bmfrandomness1565]

Didn't realize Serbia was so sunny! Welcome back, Brett!

[@TAZS]

😂😂😂

[@k-red8974]

Yoooooo lol

[@Wade_Winter]

It's the sun reflection off snow....it's very bright.

[@inigomontoya619]

@@Wade_Winter🤦🏻

[@Wade_Winter]

@@inigomontoya619 you kissed my father, prepare to dance.

[@mattduell3]

When Brian started talking about revenge, I realized why Tom and him get along so well 😂😂😂 Dudes are gonna be partners in crime on a murder

[@keithmarby1982]

That was my take-away. Too bad we'll never get to hear about it.

[@TorrentFiend10]

. Brett leaves for one episode and Todd goes super dark.

[@DeLaKleve]

Great episode, it’s amazing how much chemistry Tom can have with other people when he’s allowed to talk.

[@KidBaklava504]

Oh yeah code switching Tom is gonna be lit!

[@williamguilfoyle3068]

This Podcast is bussin

[@Mclovin69420]

@@thecrow970 WHAT I WAS SAYING BROTHA

[@BorisBidjanSaberi11]

AYEYOOO

[@augistineaquinas3325]

u cappin

[@christopherdupree2092]

My favorite Tom Segura code switching was on the bad friends swap when Tom started talking about DJing. Completely flips as soon as he starts talking about it 😂

[@ChuckDuncan]

The Brody shirt made my Monday. "You got it!"

[@Blarrable]

Probably wasn't nothing on that clipboard

[@MightyAmygdala]

YESSS! POSITIVE PUSH!

[@raramcgee4982]

Went on a few hour long Brody binge over the weekend. Miss that dude.

[@joeclark5095]

"ENERGY ENERGY ENERGY"

[@lisamarie3739]

Literally made me cry. Miss him daily

[@j2745]

Jesus his college story had more plot twists than a M. Night Shyamalan movie

[@PencilsandPaper]

😂 😂 😂

[@AdamRoss1]

So, more than one?

[@Tacit_Tern]

He's a trash director.

[@EthanStrickland]

@@AdamRoss1 Thank you.

[@mandolorian162]

On god lol

[@brentonarrington]

This guy is awesome. Very good flow of conversation here.

[@willf2024]

Warren Sapp has really let himself go ever since he started hanging around with Tim and Bart... but that's just what happens I guess :/

[@officialnoyakuk]

Once you see that sh!t, you can’t unsee it...

[@cocodadon7245]

You funny asl for this lmao

[@tmp6939]

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[@jeremyherring4639]

Votes in for Brian being semi-permanent co-host.

[@robcook4500]

“His walk was unmissable”

[@karmelmi]

That part got me. "there's probably nothing on that clipboard" lol Brian is amaze

[@seahawks337]

Brian's obsession with revenge is poetic

[@rootintootin5167]

The way they literally have to walk Nadav through googling stuff is incredible.

[@clayhenss4687]

I've enjoyed Brian's comedy but these podcast conversations made me a fan.

[@WhoGuyThat]

Brian rocking the Brody shirt! YYYYES!

[@srodriguez591]

“I study revenge” lol.. It touched my heart

[@jon1930]

Bart's funny af this episode AND he's letting Tom talk.

[@joeyjiggy-bippers6382]

I know right? Burnt doesn't even come off racist either!

[@chriscortez4729]

“How far away do you need to be for me to love you” fuck man that hit unbelievably

[@belialarchitect1678]

It got super dark towards the end when they both realized how much they have in common about revenge and murder.

[@abigail1770]

great podcast! I just discover the work of Brian Simpson on Netflix, and... WoW! just brillant! It touched my heart deeply, 'cause it's intelligent, deep, and he talk about mental health and the difficulties of being in this wild world. I thin it's the best comedian I've heard in a while. If you read this, THANKS man, you're word help me to live today, and give me hope or the future, 'cause you showed me that I'm not alone. That's precious. Abby from france

[@bswithbriansimpson]

Thank you

[@stephen32frazier]

Omarion probably put that blanket over his head because Tim kept calling him OhMaryOn

[@inkonpaperhero]

"how far do you have to be for me to love you" as a stand-up premise feels like it has big potential. like closer, often-quoted, career-maker type of bit.

[@lancegoodthrust546]

This Brian Simpson is blowing my mind. Funny and smart with perspective.

[@Seatowntony206]

Bad friends in the morning and 2 bears to get lit to after work👌🏽🙌🏽

[@in4mdbel]

“Icebox where my heart used to be” Tom: 😐

[@The_Wayward_Hero]

When Tom has a guest it’s always a deep conversation with great points and you feel you learn something and when Bert has a guest the list there top ten drunken fights😂

[@Spartan2818]

28:47 such a missed opportunity to say ENHANCE!

[@justchris232]

This dude Brian Simpson shat on me so hard while on stage back when I was trying open mics. Looking back, it was awesome, but at the time, it was frightening as fuck. Super cool dude

[@danieltate4444]

Todd drives around in supercars and be like "why buy expensive sunglasses!?"

[@josesazo7863]

This was one of my favorite episodes of 2 bears

[@lordfordification]

As a former bouncer and current security guard, 6'4 230 lbs, I can relate to running into resident evil tyrants that will most likely die before 60.

[@Kyle-wu4rr]

Nice height and weight bro

[@lordfordification]

@@Kyle-wu4rr not even trying to brag, just saying, there's always a bigger fish

[@weezypeezy1725]

What do you mean resident evil tyrant? Just like a bigger guy?

[@mr.Swartz]

In SF that’s a typical Samoan grandmas size.

[@augistineaquinas3325]

u stay safe G

[@AtamDardon]

Man, Brian was great, really enjoy seeing guest hosts.

[@AtamDardon]

Though, I do miss Brent.

[@kanifalam7835]

Unprompted FaceTime should be Bert's next special

[@usmc72409]

You so crazy by martin Lawrence was my high school go to. One of the funniest stand ups of all time.

[@haveagreatday9865]

Really enjoy Brian. He’s chill af

[@jeebussaveus]

Brian was awesome, would definitely like to see more of him on YMH shows.

[@sugamanspodcast]

Forgot this was a 2 bears episode, felt like a tom talks.

[@ccchase420]

Distance to love someone bit is just great

[@matthewmcloughlin4150]

Tom, please start just one more podcast with Brian where you plot ‘hypothetical’ revenge plans on those that have wronged you

[@matthewmcloughlin4150]

@dick trickle and they hire mike Tyson to take care of what needs to be done

[@apoet605am1]

@@matthewmcloughlin4150 Mike’s on plant medicine now and loving life! I’m not sure he’s taking hit jobs anymore.

[@SirKevinthefirst]

That preview clip is what hooked me

[@htownshanna]

I rarely comment on YT nowadays because I watch on tv but this one warranted it. The entire conversation flowed from one interesting topic to another. There was funny parts of course but there was some great wisdom too. Damn I really love Bert but I could grab a coffee (instead of a beer)and watch these guys weekly as well. They made me feel better about myself and my fondness for revenge that I had shoved down deep inside and forgotten about in fear of being judged. Lol

[@andrewsanni1600]

All Bears, 1 Cave

[@cloudbloom]

"I'll help you kill somebody if they deserve it" 😂 Brian is so real in this moment lmao

[@cloudbloom]

Then he gets into some Oz shit with revenge haha damn

[@LuisReyes-po3ve]

I know we all like/tolerate Bert. But you can’t deny what a breathe of fresh air it is when Tom sits down with such amazing comedians 1 on 1.

[@aidanrupert404]

that degrees of separation thing is the shit. So damn true. Brian Simpson is pretty damn wise man.

[@jaashlock18]

Dude that quote about loving people from a distance is astounding, especially for other angry people. Definitely incorporating that one.

[@krypto-noob397]

Miller? Light? Welcome to the big league. Es Todo Tom!!!

[@yourenotrelatable]

He’s like a normal Ron Funches

[@robynhall3347]

Ummm can he come on more please???? Absolutely fantastic 👏🏻

[@ENigma-um8zw]

That 20:00 talk about MJ and The Last Dance, the most recent sketch that Keegan Michael Key Did parodying that in SNL was hilarious. It’s a send up of that scene when he’s betting with his security staff on quarters and it keeps escalating, that “Michael has to beat you at everything” the sketch is great. Great episode :D

[@obsxyrx8654]

Damn, I thought that thumbnail was Shapel Lacey.

[@ezt1085]

This why you gotta keep black friends. This was some great convo. That revenge shit hit different. I’m feeling like the guy on the stage wit Janet too. 😂😂😂

[@keishacancel5012]

Tom’s face when Brian said the r-word 😂😂😂😂 I SCREAMED 😂😂😂😂

[@ohstirfry]

Best bears episode ever

[@Meatwad102]

“I practically have a soul plane membership” lmaooo

[@davidjacquez965]

I just turned into a telescope 🔭. Zero neuropathy issues this morning!!

[@SheaRecordmetal]

31:25 toms goes “put your headphones on” 😆

[@mwarren6679]

IT'S GREAT TO WATCH BRIAN GROW AS A COMEDIAN. FROM DOOR MAN TO HEADLINER.

[@uhlowhashotya203]

When he called him Bart lmaooooooooooo u have to watch The Whole episode no skips!

[@krendo5793]

i love when two comedians get together and talk about all the serious and boring aspects of comedy instead of telling jokes and being funny.

[@xrmighty]

It just ends so soon lol this was gold

[@robotoolecomedy]

Brian Simpson is one of those guys man, it’s definitely feeling seeing someone before they take off in their career.

[@brendanwettergreen7041]

Brian needs his own show on the YMH channel

[@sheridanmarshino4589]

Haaaa I feel so bad but, you know there’s nothing on that clipboard… almost checked in front my fam! Loved it

[@macholdon7154]

I love that 145 ppl qre watching within 2 mins of release.

[@kokorolex]

Straight up I'd give Mike Tyson my pHone "it's for you sir" 🤣🤣🤣

[@cheaptricked3148]

Tom's could tell his Mike Tyson story to everyone he meets, every day, from now until the day he dies and he'd still come nowhere close to how often Bret's told The Machine

[@sativarosegold3604]

Difference is he doesn't repeat it 10x to the same person and it's also true

[@joseolivera4295]

We need these two to do a whole podcast about just revenge 😈

[@joseolivera4295]

Maybe more of a hypothetical one😉

[@hatmanncrothers]

Gotta love that Ashville Tourists cap

[@seanrush3723]

That Miller lite intro cracked me up

[@joevanatta1587]

Brian is underrated, can’t wait for him to get his shine.

[@epheyeTK]

I've never heard of this dude. Excited to see what I can find from him!

[@TheTimmerall33]

Larry or Magic are the goat. They saved a whole league.

[@williamduncan533]

Top tier episode. I want more of this.

[@faserferserfevfsg6407]

The only time I watch episode is when Bert's gone LOL who else does the same?

[@ross2942]

Amazing job Brian. You got a fan.

[@ajeliu323]

The Janet Jackson part got me dead asf

[@CCCTTT3737]

Great episode loved Brian as a guest

[@likeDC79]

Damn they were not joking. Never heard of Marcus King before but went and listened. Wow. Amazing

[@vansdan.]

Who else waiting for Ethan. I been glassin my notifications past few days.

[@rgmfilms5325]

I feel you bruh but I don’t think it’s gona come out for another 2 weeks 🥲

[@vansdan.]

@@rgmfilms5325 yea 😭 glad I'm not alone, shout out to your family

[@johnqpublic2718]

Ethan the woke omega male?

[@stevemcdowell123]

Which Ethan ??

[@rgmfilms5325]

@@stevemcdowell123 Ethan Klein from h3h3

[@chriscortez4729]

Stopping by is the true neck level only people who live in that house can pop up unprompted the tightest of circles

[@michaeloftaoism]

Tom and Brian planning Nadavs murder is priceless.

[@anthonynimblett5883]

can we give respect for the brody stevens shirt.

[@jakegill5740]

This new tom talks is great 👍

[@Arintoros]

Brian Simpson is one funny ass dude

[@grant.bloomquist]

@9:48 “easy jeopardy” lmao

[@NotAvailableEmotionally]

Did not know Brian but definitely a fan now!

[@chrismadison1410]

Brian repping the Asheville Tourists

[@GW-ou9om]

Fuck. That revenge conversation was so good.

[@user-lq3yj7gc5g]

Barry instinctually comes into my mind every time I here tom say “ a-hundred percent”

[@Dragone38CM]

Hey we get to hear Tom Talk without having to do Tom Talks 😂

[@therealBeerCanDan]

"... And then he steps into the light... And he's re****ed"

[@Tomevanscomedy]

This was a great episode. So nice to hear Toms voice for a change :D

[@tanneryoung6439]

why did i think this was Chapel for the longest time 😂😂😂

[@lucascastro7999]

1:00.35 Tom Pulls a Bert with the "100%"

[@txtacos817-3]

Ultimate revenge counseling nice change up

[@RustleInThaBush]

Tommy buns about to code switch so hard!

[@funlawchic]

That's my friend Solomon with Janet Jackson! He's now her personal photographer! Love ya Sol! 💖

[@alcardwell7381]

"It's definitely drippin'" - Tom Segura